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Apr 21, 2021 2:25:31 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 21, 2021 2:25:31 GMT
i was thinking that this guy was really casual about killing himself. like i'll just stab myself to death like that is no big deal at all. i guess he had done it like 4000 times at that point so he was getting used to it. but wow. come up with a nice clean painless death method AT LEAST!!
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Apr 21, 2021 12:29:57 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 21, 2021 12:29:57 GMT
he even mentions during one of his stabdeaths how horrible it is! something like, man, this is taking a while.
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Apr 22, 2021 1:14:46 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 22, 2021 1:14:46 GMT
*grabs steak knife*
maybe it isn't so bad. like i imagine it worse than it is. i don't know! i've never stabbed myself to death!
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Apr 22, 2021 12:54:57 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 22, 2021 12:54:57 GMT
hopefully i'm better at hitting my heart than i think i might be! *stabs a rib* *stabs a lung* *stabs appendix* GAH!@#$
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Apr 23, 2021 6:26:19 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 23, 2021 6:26:19 GMT
oh man! i bet i wouldn't be able to accurately hit a rib till who knows how many attempts!! i'll be lucky to just bleed out painfully for hours! like 3 hours later, self!~ ur still not dead self!@ SELF! OBVIOUSLY I KNOW THAT!@# do you!? do you!@?? ASAASAHSAHSDFH!@#$!@#
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Apr 23, 2021 13:26:12 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 23, 2021 13:26:12 GMT
TRY HARDER YOU FUCKING SELF COCKBITE!@#$@#$ *stabs eyes and necks and things* SELF I'M STILL BREATHING@@#@#$%$$% JFC!@#$@$#$#@ WELL IF YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS YOU TRY IT!@#$ WTF I'M YOU!@#@#$@#$ *wrestles with bleedy self* wonder if that horrible chick is still sitting there. :B
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Apr 24, 2021 4:57:31 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 24, 2021 4:57:31 GMT
so, eh. does this thing have some side effects? :suspicious: the lady as she watches you wrestle with yourself as you slowly die over hours and hours
no fine lady friend! i was always this horrible! TIA! *ack
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Apr 24, 2021 13:45:28 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 24, 2021 13:45:28 GMT
i mean, he must have been! it's the only explanation for how dumb and horribly he's using the device!!#$@#$
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Apr 25, 2021 2:15:34 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 25, 2021 2:15:34 GMT
oh man, he is clearly terrible. he's like worse than us! probably! almost for sure. maybe.
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Apr 25, 2021 16:53:50 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 25, 2021 16:53:50 GMT
outside of being able to invent a life save point device, YEAH!@# well, probably. i at LEAST think i'd use it to find a way not to stab myself!@#$ JESUS THULE CHRIST just follow the chick out of the restaurant and learn about who she is and orchestrate a "run in" later!@#$ THIS ISN'T THAT HARD PEOPLE!@#$
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Apr 26, 2021 6:02:12 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 26, 2021 6:02:12 GMT
yeah, it was like they were trying to make him more innocent by having him be an idiot. like if he did that stuff you said he's just a horrible psychopath with a save button. instead he's a lovable moron with a horrible fate.
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Apr 26, 2021 13:21:55 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 26, 2021 13:21:55 GMT
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Apr 27, 2021 0:01:37 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 27, 2021 0:01:37 GMT
also, i feel like in many of those movies the girl is suspicious and sometimes even finds out and they're all THAT'S TERRIBLE!@!@! I WON'T STAND FOR IT!! tho... i do need a man so... alright. i'll go with it but you suck!!!
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Apr 27, 2021 12:57:37 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 27, 2021 12:57:37 GMT
no... i USED to suck! before i got 4,782 attempts at getting slightly less sucky!!@# ;hyper;;
oh man, i just had a horrible idea thought. so, this guy is horrible as we have well established. so after 4000+ attempts he manages to get the girl to say yes. now, let's say he doesn't get towned by the bus and life simply continues for him and his horrible save button. virtually EVERY interaction he has with this girl is going to resurface his horribility!@# so every minute he spends with her he has to keep redoing 4000 times. ;hyper; then it could be a series where every 20 minute episode is him trying to get past one more moment with her not dumping him!@#
show name: horrible jim
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Apr 29, 2021 5:30:18 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 29, 2021 5:30:18 GMT
BRILLIANT!@ can we steal this idea and make it ourselves? i bet know one would really notice that we stole the basic premise! let's just add this to our sweet idea pile that isn't full and stinky and gross or anything!
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Apr 29, 2021 14:46:36 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 29, 2021 14:46:36 GMT
brother consider it IN the pile!!@# right over there next to the princenuts utoob channel.
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Apr 30, 2021 12:58:11 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 30, 2021 12:58:11 GMT
this is cracking me up for some reason.
OF COURSE that is what it's next to! they're practically brothers! well, cousins maybe!
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Apr 30, 2021 14:20:00 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 30, 2021 14:20:00 GMT
they probably all combine into one big gooey idea at some point. *the save point cube is a princenut you have to press* *he asks the princenuts for advice on how to win over his lady each episode*
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May 2, 2021 9:49:11 GMT
Post by isthisamo on May 2, 2021 9:49:11 GMT
THIS IS SOUNDING BETTER AND BETTER!@! my goodness! what a great gooey idea! should all this happen in the midst of a cooking show?!
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May 2, 2021 13:58:49 GMT
Post by ditkanate on May 2, 2021 13:58:49 GMT
why not! while they are cooking their dishes let's go check in on the princenuts for some lady wooing advice!!@#
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