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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2022 4:33:12 GMT
well, before that was your fate. now it's teh eternal daidness isn't it? or if you die before armegeddon you still get woked up? for like a 2nd chance or something? i've forgotten all my ridiculous dogma! :B
but isn't that it, where if you live thru to armageddon and you suck you are doomed to eternal death? but if you happened to have died already, then you get woked for a 2nd chance. that's how i members it.
so yeah. i guess you'd woke and then you'd be all, DAMN! THEY WUZ RIGHT! LOOK AT THIS CRAZY SHIT! DO I WANT TO JOIN 'EM? I'M STILL NOT SURE!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 4, 2022 16:19:14 GMT
well, before that was your fate. now it's teh eternal daidness isn't it? or if you die before armegeddon you still get woked up? for like a 2nd chance or something? i've forgotten all my ridiculous dogma! :B well yes. so gramma gets woked. if i die now... i think my fate is in a gray area. am i an actual apostate? if so.... i think maybe it's a no for me. cuz i "had" the truth and willingly gave it up? i dunno. IT'S IN GOD'S HANDS OR WHATEVER!@#$ yes! if you are alive when it hits, you either survive and are good to go, or are daid and daid forever! if you die the day BEFORE it hits HOORAY YOU GETS ANOTHER CHANCE! tho you still have to prove yourself during the 1000 year reign and pass the FINAL test when satan is re-released again. of course. ;usehaid; I'M NOT SURE I WOULD BE SURE AT THAT POINT! like.. ehh....... pass!!! |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 6, 2022 13:40:15 GMT
well yes. so gramma gets woked. if i die now... i think my fate is in a gray area. am i an actual apostate? if so.... i think maybe it's a no for me. cuz i "had" the truth and willingly gave it up? i dunno. IT'S IN GOD'S HANDS OR WHATEVER!@#$ oh! i forgot about the anti-apostate stuff. careful ovur dare on redit!! oh right. that all makes good sense. so what? do i has to shovel human remains for 1000 years of all teh horrible people god is killing off? it's like we're the poopsmith only it's daid people instead of poop. i'll be part of the rebellion! join up with luke and chewwy and stuff. :stuburn: |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 7, 2022 19:29:31 GMT
oh! i forgot about the anti-apostate stuff. careful ovur dare on redit!! it is a good thing god can't read my heart, only wad i choose to post on reddit!! exactly! i guess the birds are going to help too, eating up a bunch of the extra fleshy stuff. ;udnno; hopefully there is a fatal flaw in this new system! and someone smuggles us the plans for it!@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 8, 2022 9:39:04 GMT
it is a good thing god can't read my heart, only wad i choose to post on reddit!! :whew: i wonder how many of the redditers know about that.  thanks birds! i prefer shoveling bones! 
yeah. i don't want to be on the crew that smuggles the plans first. things dun go well for THEM!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 9, 2022 14:37:03 GMT
:whew: i wonder how many of the redditers know about that. based on a lot of the posts i see NOT MANY! THEY AIN'T USING THEIR HAIDS TO GAME TEH SYSTEM! oh man! so much better! *tosts skeleton into swoot hole i dug* *wipes brown with satisfaction for a job.... done* *there's 8 billion more skeletons to go* *jesus or god or whoever holy spirit forcechokes you* "it's too late", you ack, "teh droids has teh plunz!" |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 10, 2022 10:19:10 GMT
based on a lot of the posts i see NOT MANY! THEY AIN'T USING THEIR HAIDS TO GAME TEH SYSTEM! ur probably in the wrong subreddit or / or whatever. :B sure am glad these bones ain't more stinky!@ i say that to my neighbor digger person. probably. jesus or whoever makes heavy breathing noises and tells us it is only a matter of time or something like that and finishes choking us to death. |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 10, 2022 18:26:20 GMT
ur probably in the wrong subreddit or / or whatever. :B i'm definitely not in the "pretend ur a good jw so god doesn't kill you at armageddon" subreddit!!@# and i think once you post in /exjw it's irrevocable in god's eyes!@# #blessings  it's nice we could help out teh rebels |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 12, 2022 10:24:28 GMT
i'm definitely not in the "pretend ur a good jw so god doesn't kill you at armageddon" subreddit!!@# and i think once you post in /exjw it's irrevocable in god's eyes!@# i suppose so. irretrievable! unfathomable! innocuous!! :shrug:
also, i thought got was supposed to be all mr. forgiveness or whatever. :stuburn:
*maybe some birds fly by and caw and stuff* i'm happy about our decision! better than helping out the empire!@# |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 12, 2022 22:52:02 GMT
i suppose so. irretrievable! unfathomable! innocuous!! :shrug: also, i thought got was supposed to be all mr. forgiveness or whatever. ;stuburn: depends on what you did to piss him off i guess. isn't god's creation beautiful, i say, as i continue shoveling piles of bones. hey god!!!@# it is a tip that the force choking side is usually the evil ones!@#$ tia!@# hth!!!@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 17, 2022 6:46:37 GMT
depends on what you did to piss him off i guess. i guess it does. he has VERY little tolerance for eating unauthorized fruit! for example. *tost* <- it is a tip that bones
*looks over at bone pile* HEY! CHECK IT OUT! that bone pile looks like a moose!
oh man! praise the lord again!@
(it's like looking at clouds and seeing pigs and dragons and sheep and stuff) god: :shrug: *smite* |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 17, 2022 19:32:05 GMT
i guess it does. he has VERY little tolerance for eating unauthorized fruit! for example. yes! literally no tolerance for that. which is understandable really. give them an inch and they take a mile! it is exactly like that! except instead of looking at clouds you are looking at bones! moose bones are SO BEAUTIFUL. #praisethelord none of my nevermind! god. |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 19, 2022 3:38:39 GMT
yes! literally no tolerance for that. which is understandable really. give them an inch and they take a mile! and you know what happens after someone takes a mile of fruit!@  #blessed ur all dead meat anyway!
also god.
ya'll are the worst shit i evar made!
also god.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 21, 2022 14:12:49 GMT
and you know what happens after someone takes a mile of fruit!@  not really! maybe we could ask darragh? ;dunno; between humans and fruit i'm not sure which is worse!#@$@#$ reminds me of a thing i saw posted on reddit to "jwhumor" God's To-Do List: 1. Create Humans 2. Drown Most of Them 3. Randomly Favor One Group 4. Kill Myself (for 3 days) 5. Hide i think it should bump 5 down to 6 and #5 should be "write indecipherable book" |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 24, 2022 10:20:04 GMT
not really! maybe we could ask darragh? ;dunno; that's a good idea. quality resource for ridiculous normally useless information! me either, tbh. that works as a good addition.
or decipherable in any way you wish.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 24, 2022 16:05:20 GMT
that's a good idea. quality resource for ridiculous normally useless information! also i was thinking he's probably eaten a mile of bananas. at least! write book that can authoritatively say whatever you want and claim god said it! ;vernoog; man, god is bae! |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 27, 2022 8:14:18 GMT
also i was thinking he's probably eaten a mile of bananas. at least! well, apparently that is 9041 bananas. so that sounds about right. :B i mean, when you put it that way, it sounds kinda hard. especially and have so many people love it and use it and stuff. |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 28, 2022 1:42:57 GMT
well, apparently that is 9041 bananas. so that sounds about right. :B brother! how many bananas per hour are we going!@#$@#$ maybe in 2000 years people will feel that way about our book! |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 30, 2022 13:51:56 GMT
brother! how many bananas per hour are we going!@#$@#$ at least 10 i'm sure! :jkgay: i'd like to have someone burn our book becuz they'ze afraid more people will read it.  |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 30, 2022 21:15:40 GMT
at least 10 i'm sure! :jkgay: depending on what we're actually talking about, that's either pretty fast or pretty slow!!@@#  if we printed enough copies i bet at least some of them would end up burned! not sure the motive would be what you want tho. |
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