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Post by ditkanate on Feb 21, 2022 16:24:36 GMT
*signs up daughter for towniest life evar* :B seems accurate hiked away from the snook but found the horrible cave! it is a difficult land to hike! an enjoyable booko quality to has imo! though this one is still proving a bit viscous. I WANT A KID THAT ISN'T THIS HORRIBLE THING!@$#$#@  i asked the doc and he told me even though this baby is obviously garbage i can't actually throw him away or burry him yet!@#$ GAH!#@$$#@ ;snooked; a lot of the books we read have dumbocharacters in them!@# ;hyper; i was thinking if dumboprodd was abandoning his farm.... maybe this oddball collection of peeps would eventually move in there. hasn't happened yet tho. they likes their cave house i guess.  if i hased but ONE wish! ;praypraypray;; OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@!%!%$@#$%@#^%@@#^ HE'S REALLY GOT THE LIFE!@#$#@$ can stop convos at will and now
<chpts 2 spoilage>doesn't even have to poop anymore!@# just nod towards ole janie and have her whisk the poop out! very handy skill for baby hasing too!!@#i dun think prodd ever saw the truck. lone comed back to fix it and prodd wuz gone.  also the level of genius was unexpected! at first he was like, ehh... put bigger tires on the truck and i was like WOW THAT'S A SMART BABY!@#$ *invents anti gravity* lol, ehhh what? ok then!  well if you MUST use this truck in a horrible field for which it isn't equipped.... i guess we just has to do antigrav! didn't even get a THANK! tho. sigh. Chapter 2: Baby is threenot sure i understand that chpta title. i suppose we'll find out. cuz adding the baby made them 5... so.... ;dunno; SECTION Some Gerry person is at a psychiatrist named Stern. Ehhh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ SECTION I guess Gerry is the new kid! And Janie zaps his poop out! 😂 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OH U SHOULD HAS TOLD ME SOONER I DUN MIND!@#$ WTF IS THIS. Still not sure wad his talent is. i guess being mad at people. obviously precocious but not sure wad he does powers wise. |
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 22, 2022 13:50:17 GMT
hiked away from the snook but found the horrible cave! it is a difficult land to hike! yes! this is harder than the steepest mountains!@# oh crap!@# this IS a steep moutain!@#  i'm swimming in its viscosity!@# whoooo!@#! splish splash brother! *splooshes some viscous book juice on you playfully* idot: well! i can take care of all dis for ya! it might even be my fault! i have no idea! *steal kid fix* of course they do!@# the cave is amazing!@ and has a bunch of telepathically buried poop right outside it!@# :hyuper: dumbogod: nope. :B here. has some for sure future horrible father mother interaction times! on dah house!! :vernoog:  appropriate response my godo chpa~! seems pretty great to me!@ as far as raising a baby. i'm sure he'd be all, i don't know wad all the fuss is about. if he knew there was fuss, which he doesn't. :B
oh yeah. he did tell idot to take anything he needs from teh ol farm. i'm just realizing that you were saying there that you thought the giant tires was a genius idea! i don't remember why idiot shot that one down. maybe they has no way to get giant tires or get them on teh truck. :dunno: HEY STUPID BABY!@ WHERE WE GONNA GET HUGE TIRES!@ GIANT ROLLEYES!@# NEXT!@#
janie: baby is getting aggravated. i figured it meant that it was 3 years old now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yeah, i kept being like, who is gerry? should i know this person? is this janie? or loan? cuz there was sort of an implied fake name at first. turns out no.  of COURSE she zaps out the poop. otherwise it's a whole production and we don't has no TP!! :usehaid: and apparently he killed someone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 22, 2022 16:54:38 GMT
i'm swimming in its viscosity!@# whoooo!@#! splish splash brother! *splooshes some viscous book juice on you playfully* tee hee or whatever was it implied that it could have been his fault or are you making that up? if it was implied i missed it. maybe his power includes miracle ugly genius baby making causing!~!@#!$#$@ now wait. we don't know exactly what janie is doing with the poop!!@#$@#$ ;stuburn; also, regarding the house, i think the cave house keeps them from having to see people or answer any weird questions about their "family"!!@# whereas the farm could cause issues in that regard.  indeed. lone would be pretty surprised that most people find caring for a baby to be a bit of a fuss!!@#$$#@ but they just lay there and solve problems for you. ;headscratch; yes i thought for a baby that idea was top notch!@# he didn't know lone was bad at acquiring larger tires!@# once he had that piece of info he moved on to the anti grav!!@# also lol at lone's reaction to the baby's answers. YOU TOLE ME TEH BABY WAS SMART!@#$  OH WELL AREN'T YOU JUST MISTER SMARTYPANTS MCGEE!#@@#$#@$@#$ no a NEW one! it is GERRY! ok that's all i got. probably one of baby's brilliant ideas!@# JANIE HELO U CAN ZAP STEF PLEZE INCLUDE PUPE IN TEH ZAPPINGS TIA HTH!@#$@$# right. is that a talent? SECTION it is a tip that baby IS three! :B apparently i needed the booko to really spell it out for me. i tell you when it got to the part where gerry was like "baby is three" i was quite :B ;ashamed; ;floet; I guess they were all quite busy bleshing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 23, 2022 13:20:05 GMT
tee hee or whatever nice! ur really getting into it! *i run away giggling* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well, i guess i think it's a pretty big coincidence! they can't has a kid at all and then he stays with them for a while and bammo they have some crazy genius weirdo kid that they hate so much that it kills the mrs!@#!@ on this you are mistaken. and i quote, "Something went splop on the snow outside. 'Okay.' janie said. 'Go on back to bed.'" yeah, is that luck or on purpose? maybe the baby keeps 'em doin smart things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ great stuff. loan did have a lot of patience to just keep going back to that baby for more answers until it finally came up with a good one!! 🙄 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i was thinking more along the lines of not an idiot. but whatever. DON'T CALL ME BUDDY BOY!@# or whatever the doc called him at first. i guess that was a glimpse for us of his anger. well, seems very sanitary. it COULD be. he really didn't like saying that anymore.
section further where he goes to alicia. apparently they're all going to live with her now. and apparently, this is very surprising, she is pretty NTG!@#!@ CAN YOU NOT SAY BLOODYDAMN PLEASE!@#!@
and also! loan is daid!@#!@ wtf!@# i thought he was teh main character!@ is the main character fucking gerry now!@# :weary: just when the book has me, it tosts me out like poop getting zapped out of a gerry!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 23, 2022 14:36:33 GMT
nice! ur really getting into it! *i run away giggling* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ho ho! brother i think this booko may be affecting us. did lone make the twins and janie and stef too when he was wandering arounf in a daze a iDot? or is this particular area of the world simply prone to mutant peeps? so many questions. ah. well. DOESN'T SOUND VERY BURRIED TO ME!!!@#@## ehhh future book spoiler words. IT DIDN'T KEEP LONE FROM BEING SQUASHED!@# and now the rest of the bleshkids get to go live in a real howz! but not the farmhouse. with alicia! who seems to have turned out greta. oh sure NOW you come up with it! PRODD IS GONE U STUPID UGLYASS BABY!@# ;twak; OOOHHHH I KNOW HOW OLD THE BABY IS!!@# OOHHHH PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW ARE IDIOTS OOOOHHHHH!@# i'm FIFTEEN!@# or 8. or 33. or something. here's what i do know. my name ain't partner, or buddy boy, kapische? *their colons atrophy from disuse* IT MAKES HIM VERY UPSET!@# *clutches lace turtleneck* oh dear! oh my! how dreadful! Why did lone have to go and get himself squashed for? 😕. NOW THEY CAN'T BLESH!!@# Ho ho said Bonnie. Hee hee! :/ Probably good he got squashed? They needed a bath or something eventually, no? just not sure living in a mudhole surrounded by poop was a greta long term living situation!!@#$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 24, 2022 10:43:05 GMT
ho ho! brother i think this booko may be affecting us. hee hee! i dun think so brother! *sits naked on banister while you stand holding my clothes dumbly* maybe!! that sounds pretty reasonable. he kept looking at people with his eyes and making 'em do stef, maybe there was side effects! well! at least i knew they was outside their sweet mudhole!! you thought she was zapping them to saturn probably!@ more like future book rooned words!@#!@# :snook: something good better happen right quick!!! :stuburn: baby: I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN WASHED!#!@# I'M ACTUALLY TOTALLY NORMAL!@ well, other than the genius thing and how i talk by shaking my legs and stuff. :B baby is three?!@# wtf kind of cryptic shit is that!@# what is that? a number?!?? might as well have started naming these chapters in latin!@#!# ffs!@#
u i guess.
yeah, we has no idea how old this gerry actually is. he's pretty great, we know THAT much! you're like some kind of anatomyologist!@#!@
i sense a new side hustle coming!
forgive me father, for being arounf so much filth lately! i do declare! baby hates the word blesh cuz it's so stupid! probably. valid points. it sounded pretty sweet. but i guess there was a down side or two.
so more sections! maybe one named gerry wants to be in charge or have them listen to him but he's pretty dumbjim tbh!
then another section titled baby decides it's time to go to sweet alicia's house.
then another maybe pearl clutching section. and alicia goes to wash the baby and gerry is all WTF!@# U'LL DROWN BABY!@#! :weary: yeah, that's who we need in charge. :smh:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 24, 2022 14:53:33 GMT
hee hee! i dun think so brother! *sits naked on banister while you stand holding my clothes dumbly* ;hyper; totally normal behavior just like we've been exhibiting our entire lives!@# ;stuburn; he's still making people do stef and he's already squashed!!@# powerful eyes he hased. you know. pre squishy times. MAYBE SHE WAS!!@#$$#@ the plop sound was just a coincidence. ;stuburn; i guess u dun take too kindly to iDots getting squashed!!@# i feel like the dumb dirty baby could have legshaked an explanation tip to janie or idot about washing himself!!@#@#$ EXACTLY!@#$ WHY IS HE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO CONFUSE ME WITH THIS UNBREAKABLE CODE!$#@$#@$#@ big market out there for amateur anatomyologists!!@# you see, what you're going to want to do is exercise your colon daily. here let me show you. i said MESH!@# MESH!@!# janie: i dunno, baby is legshaking something about bleshing again. baby:  i mean, it worked for a while and all. sort of. really got some good bleshing time in. action packed exciting sections to be sure!!@# oh look baby is clean and says it's fine. huh! who knew!!@# section ALICIA IS A SEGREGATING RACIST ;hyper; and makes the twins WALK places. smh. ho ho boy, it sounds like lone used his eyes to MAKE these kids go to Kew and they literally has to do wad she says. oh man. ntg!!@# i mean, they get food and baths and stuff so that's good. but she's so uptight and horrible! LANGUAGE! LANGUAGE! gerry: ;dunno; and now she hath sendentine baby away smh tbh imo.  |
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 25, 2022 3:07:16 GMT
;hyper; totally normal behavior just like we've been exhibiting our entire lives!@# ;stuburn; this is basically how i remember all our past times. tbh. presumably his eyes are less powerful now. we're not sure tho. hmm, i guess that's true.
janie: i'm sure i sent that poop to space. BABY!@#! WHAT WAS THAT PLOP!@#??
baby: 🙄
well no!@#! NO I DON'T!@#!@# i guess will all that thinking up of antigrav and stuff i suppose he didn't think about being clean. it's like when genius people are covered in filth and dorrito crumbs and stuff. same thing. between that and squishing our fav character, this author is a real cockbite! i sense a book and video series coming up!@! i do question janie's translation skills. i think their better than dumbo's but maybe not as good as she thinks it is!! yeah, it wasn't too good at not getting teh head of bleshing squished to daidness!@#!#@#
tho i just had a thought. idot could have just made them all THINK he was daid! maybe he was just ready to move on.
oh man! so much action. too much, probably. i'm weary from it! also, i guess alicia didn't think much of baby even after he was cleaned up! BABY WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT HORRIBLE!@# AND I'D RATHER NOT HAS IT IN MY SWEET HOUSE! TIA!@# listen here you shitty little disappearing negroes!@# you hang out wif teh help!@# it's where you'll end up anyway. well you can't has naked negroes just popping in front of ur nice clean white eyes all teh time!@ it just ain't proper!@# that did NOT work out well for her.
new section: WHO GERRY KILLED!! spoiler!!
so gerry figure out who he killed and now they is trying to figure out why. so i guess this whole thing did not work out well for alicia! doc guy: GERRY!@ I WANT SOME DEETS!@! gerry: FU!@# what's it matter man!@ SHE'S DAID!@# OH THE HUMANITY! WHY'D I DUZ IT!@!??
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 25, 2022 15:39:45 GMT
this is basically how i remember all our past times. tbh. brother! remember those past times we were hasing beer dronxings and saying ho ho and hee hee and things!@@# BROTHER I DO REMEMBER THOSE PAST TIME!@# ;highfive; woah. just had a flashback to one of dad's old shoutings he used to shout! it was similar to HO HO! and it indicated like, "very funny" in a sarcastic way! can't say for certain tbh. maybe gerry has them in his pocket! put the poop on an anti gravity lift!! ;usehaid; i wouldn't exactly call you a genius. ;hyper; hee hee! well, new section spice words, he was looking for the head or engine of teh blesh to make them one unified thing or whatever he was making kew read aboot. maybe he thought once he found swoot gerry his work was done!@# THERE YOU GO! BLESH AWAY!@# *eyespins a fake squishing death into their haids* ;hyper; i can't have that horrible scratchy mongoloid thing staring at me all teh time! maybe it would has helped if she could hear his genius thought talking or read his leg language or whatever the fuck he does. ho ho! excellent point. forgive me father for seeing these naked negroes. nakegroes as it were WELL SHE HAD TO GO SHE WAS HINDERING THEIR BLESHING!#@$@#$#$@ ;usehaid; lol here are my notes: Section Gerry killed kew cuz they weren't bleshing but we dun no how he done it. Section Gerry is hypnotized into limp toes 😕 Section lone makes kew read books THIS BOOK I TELL YA! IT'S A BARN BURNER!@#$ Section lone gives kew what she wants. 🐛🧐 actually i'm not positive he gave her the worm. i think he did tho. Section gerry wakes up and eye spins to Stern, who forgetses him. Section Gerry can go through sterns mind tunnel full of hands and rings to learn stef. Section gerry figures it all out and wad he is and it is a top that HOMO GESTALT!@#$ END OF SECTION BABY IS THREE!@#$@#$ CHAPTER 3: MORALITY@#$@# :/ Section HIP IS BACK! Wait who was hip? I've gone and forgotten. 🤦♂️ Section some lady wants to free hip ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ SECTION HIP EATS A STEAK OR WHATEVER!$@#$#@@$# ALSO OHHHHH I DUN READ OR POST OR ANYTHING ANYMORE OOOHHH!@#$@##@$ |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 1, 2022 13:14:49 GMT
i've been slackin! sorry! brother! remember those past times we were hasing beer dronxings and saying ho ho and hee hee and things!@@# BROTHER I DO REMEMBER THOSE PAST TIME!@# ;highfive; woah. just had a flashback to one of dad's old shoutings he used to shout! it was similar to HO HO! and it indicated like, "very funny" in a sarcastic way! i had forgotten. he DID say ho ho! only it was flat and thick with sarcasm. i wouldn't put it past ol gerry. but i guess it turns out he has is own!! :B baby: poop location is not an issue at this time. 🙄 janie: baby says the poop is fine! ooooohhhhhh!@#!@#!@# well, gerry turned out to be a replacement. so it seemed like he had found his gestalt but then he just died. so that's weird. just bad luck? seems weird that he would bring in gerry who is only his replacement but doen't bring anything else to the organism. i think that would have just disturbed her more! i don't WANT to see 'em! there's no controlling those little bastards unless ur teh haid! and i ain't teh haid!! well yeah. turns out she was wrecking them being a complete multi-human being of some kind. apparently. hey man! ur hypnotizing me!@
wad? no way. you're hypnotizing yourself! 🍥
gerry: wo .. my toes iz limpz!
no, now someone ELSE is reading!
for some reason hasing regan in my haid. NO A NEW ONE!!
oh, i'm positive. he would prefer if you didn't call it a worm. but he popper her 🍒 cuz she wanted it. he went through that mind tunnel fast! :shocked: so this is as far as i gotses so fur. i will read more. i promise!
this forum is like us looking into each others eyes and seeing all the book readin they done!
FIND ME A BOOK LIKE THAT! GAH!@#
i'll get to it!@#!@# jeez!@#@ |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 2, 2022 14:09:57 GMT
i had forgotten. he DID say ho ho! only it was flat and thick with sarcasm. yes, dad's ho ho sayings didn't have much of a 4 year old giggly naked black girl vibe to them! *we didn't realize gerry had eyes* :B it is a tip that iDot upgrade! i guess. ;dunno; lone: ask baby about the poop again he doesn't need to bring anything else! he's everything! ;stuburn; wel meye wurk hear iz dun *eyespin convinces a tree to squeesh him* why is baby legshaking talking about antigravity poop! WELL! I NEVER! kew if she learned legshake. father forgive me for not being the haid. not the haid and now she's daid! to truly be a bleshed being one must be filthy poop teleporters!!@@#@##@ READ ABOUT NEW STEF SO I CAN SPINEYE IT INTO MAH HAID!@# GAH!@# NOT THAT A DIFFERENT ONE UR USELESS!@$#$@##$@#@$ OF COURSE SHE DID! THEY ALL DO! sickos. smh tbh. gerry is good at mind tunnel reading i guess!!@# CAN SOMEONE FIND ME A BETTER MORE INFORMATIVE TUNNEL!?? THIS ONE SUX SO BAD OMFG!@$#$@# ;screamears; narrator: he never got to it. ;applerub; SECTION hip eats bacon and toast and eggs and takes a shower and drinks coffee and stuff! AND SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE THOSE THINGS!@#$#$@#@$ |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 3, 2022 4:48:44 GMT
yes, dad's ho ho sayings didn't have much of a 4 year old giggly naked black girl vibe to them!  i mean, i don't think so. i haven't much experience in those particular ho hos so i don't actually know! :embarrassed: he has teh hipnoeyes!@! we didn't realize THAT! i figured on him hasing teh regular human eyes. i don't know if he was upgraded. it sounds like he had teh skills and had them locked away from teh fears or whatever. i didn't get the impression idot could give people those skills. this made me laugh cuz it is so believable for this book. like that could have been in there. i'm not following you here. gerry is the new haid of the multiperson organism that is gerry+janie+negroes+baby that was previously idot+janie+negroes+baby and idot brought gerry into the group. that's what i dun get. why did idot bring him in? maybe he was going to try to make a 2nd version of the multiorganism. cuz he seemed obsessed with not being the only one. :dunno:
i'm still very suspicious of this death. yeah, i suppose janie didn't whisk alicia's poop off. i wonder wad she would have thought of that!? father is very disappointed in his grave. :daidsmh: that's probably in teh book idot never found. at first this seemed like a great way to read when you can't read. but then it turned out to be a bit frustrating. well yeah, that's why father was so wonderfully protective. he HAD to be!@! informative is not a word i would use to describe our tunnels. no sir. this is a book i guess. 
i was thinking the same thing! like, what is teh deal with hip? i feel like things didn't go well for him. but i can't really remember what was special about him. like he was smart maybe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so she DID free him and then like, made him eat great food which he angrily enjoyed too much! or something.
i was thinking this lady is janie. and she wants hip for some reason. i don't know! this book is weird!@# she was like popping in and out of being in front of hip and stuff. so like the twins can pop janie in and out of places maybe.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 3, 2022 16:20:51 GMT
i mean, i don't think so. i haven't much experience in those particular ho hos so i don't actually know! :embarrassed: i guess that's true. we are simply assuming that dad's aren't like naked negroes, but how are we to know!!@# WE DON'T!@#$@$# i didn't mean gerry literally got upgraded. i mean that gerry is a gestalt brain upgrade for the new combo human being from iDot! gerry>>>iDot (at least in gestalt skillhasing) idot had the abilities but was such an idot that he wasn't too gude at it!! but gerry... GERRY IS TEH BAE!!@# this is what i was trying to convey above. i think idot didn't feel he was capable of bringing them to their full potential and he wanted a true working haid who wasn't a complete iDot. ;dunno; well, he can convince anyone of anything and remove memories and stuff so who knows!@!@# seems odd he would leave baby and the twins and janie to fend for themselves like that, even if gerry was arounf... and could he spineye gerry into a false memory even tho gerry has those same skills? ;pipe; ;dunno;; would she have been pleased, as that means even fewer times she had to has clothes off? or would she be traumatized by the demonic poop removal?? i mean. technically KEW didn't find the book. she might be the worst book looker for in the history of humanity! *someone tries to spineye read our books* *we just read about space rock spiders and dumbos and things* :B i'm pretty far into this hip chapter and still dun no. she sure did! :\ u thought this before teh booko confirmed it cuz i just read SECTION THIS LADY IS JANIE!?? oh wait here are my actual sweet section notes: Section hip cries in the night about a face in his mind or something Section hip makes himself a bad breakfast and the girl is Janie ? And he ignores a metal tube she puts in his hand. |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2022 9:58:37 GMT
i guess that's true. we are simply assuming that dad's aren't like naked negroes, but how are we to know!!@# WE DON'T!@#$@$# now i really want to know. this is key important info detilas i dun has and it upsets me. oh. hmm. maybe. it's as good a theory as any i suppose. and once he got the proper gestalt going then he might as well go squish himself. no reason to idot through teh world anymore now!! yeah, i can't figure out what makes sense. maybe he's just squished and it was an accident and that's all there is to it! oh man, she's torn! DADDY!@ I DUN NO WAD TO FEEL!~@ IT SEEMS WRONG BUT ALSO SO RIGHT!! well, that's true. tho if i do have a book finder person. i'd like it to be one who also begs for sex! :usehaid: what the hell1@# are these even books!@# - the person spineye reading our bookreads. us: THAT'S WHAT WE SAID!@#!
i know he's a character. yes sir. who else would she be? i guess a new character, but janie fit, IMO. obviously. yeah, this we have no idea wtf is going on. :hyper: man this book is bae!@#@! so more sections!!
might have my section order mixed up. but some section is he knows wad the metal tube pipe is. er, well he knows he hased it a long time. 
section they go to some amusement park and see a make-out section. and then hip almost makes out with janie but she mouth-twitches and ruins everything and then hip is repulsed by her! something like that.
then they go home but he drives by some house and loogs at it that way.
next section maybe: he is getting pissed at janie for not telling him everything or something. or he's just pissed off a lot and directs it at janie mostly cuz she's there.
section: he's convinced he needs to go back the house and find the ... what did he call idot? the haflwit! but janie says NO! YOU'LL DIE unless you wait till you know why ur looging for him!
I DUN CARE!@!@ I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!@# I'D RATHER DIE THAN NOT FINISH THIS!@ I'M HIP AND I'M SUPER ANNOYING AND DUMB!@! OOOHHHH!@# *eats eggs and drinks coffee*
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 4, 2022 15:15:52 GMT
now i really want to know. this is key important info detilas i dun has and it upsets me. where else would i get my swoot "ho ho"s from!!@@@#$ morons!@#$ dad not sure i believe that you believe that!@#$  exactly!@#$ or at least eyespin everyone else into thinking that's wad he did. ;dunno; that's certainly how gerry presented it. WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO AND GET HIS SELF SQUASHEd!@#$ ;screamears; FORGIVES ME FINE FATHERENTINE FOR NOT KNOWING WHETHER TO FEEL GUILT FOR THIS!@#$ *reaches into the very deepest farthest reaches of her subconscious mind* SHE WUZ BEGGING FOR IT!! ;stuburn; IT'S BEEN OUR LIFE'S MISSION TO FIND OUT AND WE ARE COMPLETELY STUMPED!@#$@#$ hip is short for Hippocrates. so... is that something?  OOOHHHHH!#@$@#$#@$#@$@#$ i've never read so many words about a guy ignoring a little piece of conduit or cable or whatever the fuck it is!@#@#$ ;HYPER;;;;;;; hey that's mine! it's ehhh... you know. hmm. ;pipe; ;dunno; HE SURE DID! I CAN TELL YOU BUT U DUN REMEMBER THE TELLINGS UNLESS YOU REMEMBER IT YOURSELF!@#$#@$ GAH!@$#@$# janie. man this chapter could have been a lot shorter if we rote it!!@# :loogs at tube: my notes on these fine, fine feathered sections: Section Janie and Hippocrates do stef and he sort of remembers his tube but not really and he broke a window and I think someone eyespun him into being sick and forgetting maybe Section Hip does more stuff and remembers kew and things and will be killed if he goes to the house where the children live or lived or whatever. new sections! Section hip remembers more cave stuff and walks in on Janie fucking. I think. "his teeth felt like a row of cigar butts" Wel eye guess janie weren't fucking no one he just saw a naked negro! Seems Janie net get along with the twins no more 😬 so is gerry using the twins as his naked negro "hands" to be evil or something? is hip Lone? SECTION DUH NO HIP IS NOT LONE THE TUBE CORD THING IS A PIECE OF THE ANTIGRAV TRUCK!!@# *hip touches cable and falls and feints and maybe has visions or something happened to him* |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 7, 2022 14:21:38 GMT
where else would i get my swoot "ho ho"s from!!@@@#$ morons!@#$ dad that is SOOO him! must've taken the moron route! 🙄 well, i don't know WHAT to believe!! eye dun know. i'm not feeling the eyespin theory anymore. just daid. but who knows. maybe we'll find out. or maybe we wont! as i eluded, this is kinda wad i'm feeling at present. *loves it* OH GOD! I'M SOO SORRY PAPPA!!@ OH LAWRD! I'M TALKIN LIKE DEM NEGROES! FATHER U MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTED! WHICH I BOTH LOVE AND HATE! OH YEAH! like it was that deep! 🙄 he was batting it out of teh way trying to find something else! granted, our mission actions consist of sort of and and stuff. he doesn't really seem all that good at philosophy or being a hippo! i don't know that it says good things about me that i'm slightly more intune to this booko than you! well, i have to say this is true for me too! :highfive: well, now we know and he knows! give the ol hipster time! right! just being told stuff is useless. you still won't know if i tell you it right or not. so i'm telling you important things like DON'T GO DIE! :B i think we are doing a bang up job with the crib notes here.  it does seem like he was eyespun into some horrible stuff including being sick and probably more. i didn't say someone will kill you. i said you'll be killed! GET IT STRAIGHT! *leaves but does not go into the negro room* he walked in on something. felt like that was a bit of leap to go with fucking. but it coulda been. boy, if i had a nickle! well, i imagine that is a bit startling! i think they is getting kinda old to be bein seen all nude probably. 🤫 that's wad it seems like. the evil part and using negros and things. not the lone thing. he's hunting for himself and that's his life mission? and obviously ol janie and gerry have had a falling out. maybe after he killed ol kew. maybe janie didn't care for that. :dunno: finally this shit is starting to tie together. so he's searching for the halfwit to find out how they built antigrav. seems to me ol thompson is gerry. or he's another lone type character. but he knew about the antigrav and wanted it to remain a secert.
don't know how many sections in you is. but there was a lot of hip having trouble with thompson and stuff. is that the him hasing visions and whatnot? where i stopped i don't know if he has more membering to do or if he remembered enough now. :dunno: i know i stopped reading. and oh yeah. the key thing was thompson pretended to be the pbj or whatever and sent the truck to space and keeps showing up and making sure hip doesn't find stuff. but hip keeps trying to kill him everytime he sees him. he found up to the cave and maybe got the kew house address but that's about it. but maybe there is more in next section.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 7, 2022 18:31:32 GMT
eye dun know. i'm not feeling the eyespin theory anymore. just daid. but who knows. maybe we'll find out. or maybe we wont! indeed i'm 99% thinking daid myself too. especially now that we know hip isn't lone. THE HALFWIT IS DEAD OK!!@# JEEZ PEOPLE!@# LAWD HAS MERCEHH ON MEH SOWWWWLLLLL!! man, she has quite the viscous brain thinking process to deal with!!@# GAH! CAN'T EVEN FIND THE BUKS THRU ALL TEH TOWNME PLEAS!!!!@#$ brother, is this a mission action? or a nonmission action? ;dunno; :B all his crates have hippos in them? that actually could be his problem. ;pipe; OF COURSE YOU ARE IT HAD AN ENTIRE IDOT SECTINO!@$#@$#$#@ didn't mean to rush the hipster. aplogives. that's pretty useful tbh. agreed! "section loogs at tube" "section eats eggs" ;hyper;; ;yes; methinks gerry is ntg! ;eyespin; ***u r sick and dying go die ur sick die die die*** ;ballhands; indeed. turns out i was wrong. he was just really freaked out! they don't has nickels in indoland? ;snicker;  ;leer; but also ;startling; SHE WAS HINDERING THE BLESHING HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!@#$ i guess that's gerry before he sics the twins on janie. you mean this fine wonderful award winning tale is starting to tie together.  who he really needs is the baby!@#$ tho he dun no thet BROTHER I WAS READING SECTIONS ABOUT HIP AND REMEMBERING AND THINGS AND THEN I STOPPED READING SECTIONS I REMEMBER THAT!@$#$@#@$# u pbj here are my fine feathery notes on these fine and dandy section!!$@##@$ Section hip has a nightmare about the pfc who betrayed him by shooting the truck into space?? Section hip is kicked out of army for trying to kill Thompson, tracks down Prodd and finds the cave. well. i guess that's it for now. :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 8, 2022 11:02:20 GMT
indeed i'm 99% thinking daid myself too. especially now that we know hip isn't lone. THE HALFWIT IS DEAD OK!!@# JEEZ PEOPLE!@# sure seeming that way. but then every once in a while my brain will tickle me with the idea that he isn't. i don't know if its cuz o wad the author is riting up or just my dumb ol brain. well, she used to.  exactly! now the books. those took some diggin! it's all teh mission brother!@! STAY ON TARGET! *fat star wars pilot voice* apparently ol gerry filled all his crates with hippos i guess. exactly. it's like this book is spin eyeing me and i it! boy, once he got going tho he really zipped through the going back remembering thing. and i guess it was like it all just happened. got all the important detilas! really and a few less important for good measure! :stuburn: apparently his just a child and doesn't want to do nothin! waht's the point!? well, i suppose that was a bit unexpected. little did he know those little negro girls are pretty used to bein spotted in the ol buff! he had a point doh. isn't that what i said? i thought it was. well, i guess it depends on how much ol baby cares if humanity is towned to hell. he dosen't appear to care too much. pretty sure that was both of us. :shrug: ok, i did read through all teh sections of him membering stuff. but i think that's where you stopped too it loogs like. so the next section... let's see oh yes. he sleeps happily is going to go off tomorrow but for now sleep nice in this nice pillow. sleep is nice and so is this pillow. i can do stef later.
then he wakes up and it's janie's turn to tell some stories and so she regails us with tales of how the ol homo gestalt has been. one thing i'm realizing is the timeline jumping arounf has been confusing in this book. so gerry IS thompson and the pfc and the doctor. and he's been doing hip in this whole time. one thing i did miss was why gerry got pissed at hip for the first time. but yeah gerry and janie were right there when ol hip was heading off to find the tractor and janie was all ogling him and getting all wet in the drawers and stuff. not now apparently. too bad for hipster.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 8, 2022 21:41:14 GMT
sure seeming that way. but then every once in a while my brain will tickle me with the idea that he isn't. i don't know if its cuz o wad the author is riting up or just my dumb ol brain. i think we are too conditioned these days to always expect a twist!!@# probably a relief! she got her idot towning and now her brain can sleep. you know, in death. IT'S A TRAP! oh man! a classic eyespin standoff!!@# exactly. literally nothing else in those chapters would be missed plotwise. i can do anything i want and no one can stop me. WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT!!@#@# I NEED A NEMESIS OR SOMETHING!@#$ also if hip has janie i guess that's necessary for babytalking times anyway so... ;dunno; also the pillow was janie's lap. no THEN! I WAS SEVENTEEN!@#$ ALSO DON'T TOUCH ME!@# ;stuburn; hip: Section Janie is going to take hip to see Gerry to teach him to be ashamed! HE NEEDS SHAME IS WHAT HE NEEDSES!!@#$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 9, 2022 11:52:36 GMT
i think we are too conditioned these days to always expect a twist!!@# that's true. i'm all twisted up! seems pretty decent. we're both just :B :B
one thing is a book so really i'm just :B at a book.
i'm not 100% certain this book HAS a plot!@# exactly! where's docto octo or whatever!!? yeah, that seems to be janie's card she's counting on for gerry not to town the hell out of her. :dunno: apparently a fine pillow. seems like you could do better. but also worse. and now they're off to janie's houses. her apartment first where they clean up and stuff but don't town. 🙄
and then off to the ol key mansion and theirs like weird corridors or something and locked doors and rooms and stuff. i don't know. that house is weird. but their there and janie is gone in to see gerry but that's all i know really.
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i feel like it didn't take too much dig downing!@ prodd was all, well, it's not jack! it's some other thing. they say it'll grow maybe if we feed it. :B but it won't nevar be much. i supposen i can't just shoot it. 
i asked the doc and he told me even though this baby is obviously garbage i can't actually throw him away or burry him yet!@#$ GAH!#@$$#@ ;snooked;
well if you MUST use this truck in a horrible field for which it isn't equipped.... i guess we just has to do antigrav! 
appropriate response my godo chpa~!
i mean, i don't think so. i haven't much experience in those particular ho hos so i don't actually know! :embarrassed:
