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Post by ditkanate on Mar 30, 2022 20:03:26 GMT
i do love rare food. unless it's steak. that's gross. well, gross is exagg. but too much for me. if it ain't still moo'in i an't a chewin' if ya get muh drift pardner! *spits in spitoon* also i believe i enjoy a perfect medium. if the medium steak is happy about being my food all the better tho i'm not sure it affects me that much. i will say i sometimes order medium well becuz many times medium ends up coming out of the kitchen rare. and then i just have to eat the bloodmeat cuz, i mean, what am i gonna do send it BACK? ;hugegiantrolleyes;;; OOOHHH HORRIBLE SELF UPON THINE FACE AND SELF CHPA WHYYYYYY!!!$#@@#$@#$ i guess i thought i'd act that out a bit. well then i guess this book was something to write home about after all!!!@# ;leer; also started teh next one last nut
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 31, 2022 8:18:47 GMT
if it ain't still moo'in i an't a chewin' if ya get muh drift pardner! *spits in spitoon* also i believe i enjoy a perfect medium. if the medium steak is happy about being my food all the better tho i'm not sure it affects me that much. i will say i sometimes order medium well becuz many times medium ends up coming out of the kitchen rare. and then i just have to eat the bloodmeat cuz, i mean, what am i gonna do send it BACK? ;hugegiantrolleyes;;; well, i actually agree with not sending that back. cuz they'll just throw it on the grill again, which won't really make it nice. :B
also, in colombia i had a hard time ordering medium rare, which i like from time to time if it is good meat. but they dun has that there. or at least, not by any name i found. so i ended up ordering a blue one time, not knowing that blue means raw. ... not rare. litterally raw. not cooked at all! i'm like, hmm. SELF! i did not know that was a steak ordering choice to has!@#! but also self maybe don't order that again! TIA!
very accurate! that is exactly what i was shouting in amongst the beatings of thine self. that's what i was getting at yeah. oh noes brother! i hope it's not ur last nut!! for shame! my good buddy chipa!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 31, 2022 13:27:33 GMT
well, i actually agree with not sending that back. cuz they'll just throw it on the grill again, which won't really make it nice. :B tho, it will make it less pink! so... *chew chew chew chew chew* sigh *chew chew chew chew* i would say, if you asked me what i thought ordering a steak "blue" might mean, while i might not guess 100% raw, it would be the closest thing to raw you can get! like the outside of the steak touches the grill for like 5 seconds and voila! perfect blue! man it's too bad more people don't like their steak that way, i could has a bbq at my place and PERFECTLY COOK EVERY STEAK!!@# ;vernoog; again i am struck by how lucky we are to have this place to discuss novels in depth. i guess that would be an example of a bad cum story? ;apple;;
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 1, 2022 7:12:14 GMT
tho, it will make it less pink! so... this is one of the very rare circumstances where i dun want stuff too pink! usually that is exactly how i wantses it!! :leer: iykwimaidyd!@#!@# yeah, in retrospect i felt dumb. but also in the moment it was confusing and all happening in spanish and/or broken english so it was azul and i was all sure, i guess so.
luckily it was served with a blazing hot iron plate so i could cook it myself right there at the table. i mean, barely. but that's wad i did.
also, sure! that is a shame that you can't has that swoot business. :apple: we make our own luck!@#! i pulled myself by my bootstrap and made u make us this sweet little corner of internet heaven!@ the worst i guess. unless there is a sequel to this one. then that would be the worst. i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 1, 2022 18:48:58 GMT
this is one of the very rare circumstances where i dun want stuff too pink! usually that is exactly how i wantses it!! :leer: iykwimaidyd!@#!@# BROTHER I DUN NO WAD U MEAN!!@# everyone knows azul = raw in broken english. ;rolleyes; also i didn't mean as a business. like hasing friends over for steak! people are finicky about their doneness preferences. well, some are. or inside they are but they dun wanna complain to someone who invited them over. ANYWAY EVERYONE WOULD LIKE THIER STEAK CUZ THEY ARE A PERFECT BLUE!~@$##@$@$# now that i think of it maybe azul means "cook poorly yourself you cockbite" in broken english! ;dunno; no way to know unfortunately. i guess it's a good thing one of us even HAS bootstraps! i suppose you picked them up in bogota. ;usehaid; the sequel is "after the last nut". just a lot of boredom and forlorn glances.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 2, 2022 15:05:33 GMT
BROTHER I DUN NO WAD U MEAN!!@# that's probably for the best i suppose. :B
everyone knows azul = raw in broken english. ;rolleyes;i suppose eveyone does. and by everyone we mean every other person that isn't myself or you. i guess. oh. well, sounds like a better business than ur shitty poorly cooked steak barbecue party or whatever. hey folks!! gonna has an azul party! whoo!@ it's gonna be lit! *everyone's excited for they're steak they don't realize they'll have to cook poorly themselves* :B seems likely. i don't really remember where i got 'em! all i know is pull 'em for good stef! :usehaid: what the hell!? isn't this thing over?! gah!@ why are we even here?!@
i guess that's viewers or readers or listeners or whatever of whatever the hell this is
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 2, 2022 16:02:19 GMT
oh. well, sounds like a better business than ur shitty poorly cooked steak barbecue party or whatever. *i lay raw steaks out on my deck* BROTHER! I HAS STARTED A NEW BUSINESS UPON THINE SELF!@# i guess whoever these folks are also don't know wad azul means! not sure anyone does at this point!!@# whilst being raped by a south american cowboy you noticed some bootstraps! and then took them! i guess. people not cumming, or seeing cumming, or talking about cumming, or talking about seeing or doing cummings i guess!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 3, 2022 14:14:05 GMT
*i lay raw steaks out on my deck* that sounds vaguely businesslike to me! :dunno: that's on them! tbh! i'm pretty productive during those times. kinda surprising. but there you have it. this sounds like a book we would read.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 3, 2022 14:47:56 GMT
i'm pretty productive during those times. kinda surprising. but there you have it. dum dee doo dah, oh! might need these later. *grabs bootstraps* hey whatcha reading? it's called "postcum" oh wow, a lot of cumming in that then? ;leer; no no, none tbh! cumfree living! 100% cumfree zone in this booko! people in this book don't even know wad a cum is!!!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 4, 2022 11:03:04 GMT
dum dee doo dah, oh! might need these later. *grabs bootstraps* not sure if i'm the best or the worst victim they've ever had! once they realize their sweet bootstraps are missing i suppose i'll go down a notch in their rating. wow! to each there own i guess.
🙄 *goes back to reading their crazy cum filled book like all the rest they read*
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 4, 2022 15:49:49 GMT
not sure if i'm the best or the worst victim they've ever had! once they realize their sweet bootstraps are missing i suppose i'll go down a notch in their rating. that really burns them up!! maybe they shake a pea at you and vow to get you good next time!!@@# friggin normies. *dunks a tendy into some ketchup* *chew*
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 5, 2022 13:47:35 GMT
that really burns them up!! maybe they shake a pea at you and vow to get you good next time!!@@# i guess i got the last laugh this time. that is SOO the normies!
reminds me that at a lunch a few weeks ago we had a lunch where the school ordered delivery from a couple restaurants and you could order wad you want. so there was tons of options and stuff but i always order based on what would be still ok to eat after sitting arounf and getting cold! because they order like 50 meals and have them all delivered and then stacked up in the lunch area and basically the answer is not super fresh! it's fine. but i ain't ordering french fries, for example. anyway. so it's one of those days and my boss is asking people wad they are eating and is kind of oddly over excited about what people has. and then he is eating chicken tenders and starts going on about how he LOVES chicken tenders.
and i'm like, what a weirdo. but this is only from parents i feel like. got hooked on 'em after having them for their kids all the time. but, like, their fine. but it's not great food.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 5, 2022 20:21:12 GMT
i guess i got the last laugh this time. he who has bootstraps laughs last. a saying. BROTHER I DID NOT EXPECT A SPICY TENDIES STORY!@# and, my expectations were met! ;nyd; also i kept thinking that story was going to go somewhere other than the nowhere it actually did! like, YOU ordered tendies and ur boss was like WHOO TENDIES BROTHER! or LOL TENDIES WAD R U 5 YEARS OLD LMAOOOO. or, you got tendies as the safe holds up not fresh meal go to! anyway, next time you should order tendies, and when you and your boss are both eating them you can be like "tendies amirite?" and high five him or something.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 8, 2022 9:44:01 GMT
he who has bootstraps laughs last. a saying. i thought i had a story here, but it turns out i just had words. story of our lives amiright!?
i guess i could do your suggestion. ordering the tendies i mean. they're a fine enough thing to eat and then i could have spicy boss times that i could relay to you as yet another uber spicy story from me to you!!@ :hyper:
oh! also i forgot the part of the story where someone ordered french fries and he was all jealous. OH MAN! he said YOU GOT THE FRIES! THEY LOOK SOO GOOD!@ OMFG! DROOLLL!@ or something like that. and i was all :crazy: those are cold nasty ass fries! wtf are you talking about! they don't look good at all. they look like someone pooped out some potatoes and put them in some cardboard container for this jackass to eat. he doesn't even have ketchup!@#@! *aggravation clouds swooped upon me and ruined my lunch*
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 8, 2022 16:47:29 GMT
i thought i had a story here, but it turns out i just had words. story of our lives amiright!? ngl ur rite tbh fwiw fr fr smh. oh man now i'm hasing spicy tendy story anticipatory glee! ;hyper; also the story could be spicy and the tendies could ALSO be spicy! it could be a spicy spicy tendy story!@# u should invest in an air fryer for the break room or wherever u guys eat this WONDERFUL sounding food! then everyone could order fries and instead of rooning ur lunch it would be a delicious fry lunch fiesta party the likes of which ur tendy fry bossentine could hardly dream of!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 9, 2022 3:20:05 GMT
ngl ur rite tbh fwiw fr fr smh. omfg i can't even with u rn. now this is something i can get behind! i love spice of all kinds!! hmm. i could do this. it's most definitely something i won't do, but it is possible. too much work and cost without enough payoff. tbh.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 9, 2022 14:32:25 GMT
omfg i can't even with u rn. ikr? ;hyper; we keep talking about some fantasy tendy story that doesn't exist less than $100 is too much cost? i think you GET OFF on watching people pretend to enjoy horrible fries. it's the only explanation really. also people probably wouldn't use it and would just eat their nasty fries. it's good for heating a re-crisping tendies too tho. ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 10, 2022 5:22:01 GMT
uid well, that's better! :stuburn: ;you know wad they say. fantasy is better than truth! i think. yes on all fronts actually. i could see maybe trying to convince the school to buy one for the break room area place for heating up sweet lunches and things. have them pay for it. but i'm not paying for it myself! :nono: absolutely. we have one at home. more or less, convection toaster oven, same difference. we don't hardly warm up anything in the microwave anymore. it's magic for fries or anything fried really. also reheating pizza. getting hungry...
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 11, 2022 13:39:20 GMT
ubet i do? truth? TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH@$#@#$@#$ such. a. cockbite. smh. not so good for soup! but yeah pretty much everything else!@#$@$#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 18, 2022 6:28:52 GMT
ubet i do? eh. yeah. i think that must have been it! neither one of us can i guess. :embarrassed: it's great for soup! and then you can tost some cheese on there and tost the cheese topping to tosty cheesy soup topping perfection!
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