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Post by ditkanate on May 2, 2022 19:58:13 GMT
yes farman. coming right up! it'll be better than hamwater this time! not sure if that's possible, but we'll see! as far as i'm concerned, this is working out BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS. ;hyper;;; so, this prophecy was fulfilled this past saturday evening! ;hyper; and he told us the honking story and i dost chuckle upon myself dust so! i said, i know brother was looking forward to finding out how much various assorted rodent poops he'd have waiting for him!@@# dad: well! i had no idea it bothered him! ;stuburn; brother i'm not sure you read in a comfortable reading position!@#$ hey if you could just tost us the coordinates over here that wud be greta! *silence* HELLO?? damn we seem to have lost our connection melt indeed! wait did he say it's a hilf stripper planet or a strip-MINING planet... BIG DIFFERENCE!#@$@#$ must feel good to know you've saved people much pain and suffering! well, unless they read our book.
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Post by isthisamo on May 7, 2022 14:24:47 GMT
not sure if that's possible, but we'll see! the meat waters these hilfs cook up are unparalleled!@ so who's to say? i imagine so. so true. how could he know??!! he couldn't. i'm not sure i have one! *towned frazzled voice* headquarters? hello? false alarm. we'll need a lot of time to sort this out. :floet:
you sound terrible? should we send more men?!
no no. we'll be fine. dealt with some local wild hyenas i think. we'll get back to you. if you don't hear from us, just wait longer! :B
HILF STRIPPERS!@#?? *they dispatch a hundred ships post haste*
*they arrive* no. we said no hilfs! strip mining! :weary: well, i guess we'll strip mine fast. 🙄
temporary relief from pain and suffering to be replaced by worser more bad pain and suffering later. :vernoog:
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Post by ditkanate on May 7, 2022 15:15:09 GMT
the meat waters these hilfs cook up are unparalleled!@ so who's to say? exactly! the best meatwaters this side of the hainish sector! ;applerub; exactly! who KNOWS what you crazy people are into! i thought you REQUESTED your vehicle to be a homeless shelter for rats and coons while you weren't using it! it's good for the environment!! also dad telling the horn honking story was literally like the brian regan bit he does! oh man. so much baeness. we're IGH ACK all godo here OCK no backup necessACKOCKary!!@#@# i bet the locals would LOVE for them to send in some more men! that is one disappointed crew! hey we did our part! we can only do what we can do! ;stuburn;
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Post by isthisamo on May 8, 2022 10:48:03 GMT
exactly! the best meatwaters this side of the hainish sector! people come from far and wide. from other planets probably too. if they still did that. they don't know. but if they did. what's great is back when i conceived this mastermind of a plan, i didn't really see any holes in it at all! certainly no feces that i could foresee at all!
:weary:
IT'S OK!@ *HHAAANNGG!* IT'S ALRIGHT!
*HHAAANNGG!*
YAY! GO TEAM GO! *HHAAANNGG!*
GO! GO MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM GO! *HHAAANNGG!* YAY! THEY SCORED A GOAL UNIT! BASKET! GO SQUADRON!
can't even stop towning for a quick important call! yeah, i bet they interrupt! YAY!@ TEE HEE!@ MORE MEN! MORE MEN!@ sshhh!@#
headquarters: sorry steve? what was that? did you giggle and ask for more men?
sorry sir. ACK!@ bad connection i think sir! HUNUNGHHH!! all good here. IGH!@ no more men! OCKGLAGIFASN!@#!@ *click*
this could scarcely be more NOT STRIPPERS!@# we may have some kinf of mutiny on our hands. people are so hard to please!@ for crying out loud! :weary:
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Post by ditkanate on May 9, 2022 14:50:03 GMT
people come from far and wide. from other planets probably too. if they still did that. they don't know. but if they did. they don't know anything! but if they did know, they'd definitely be hopping over to that planet for its artisinal meatwaters! that's for sure. now there are holes everywhere! holes in the actual vehicle, in the plan, poop in all said holes.... it's like the holiest plan i've come across recently! brother you remember the bit pretty good! ;hyper;; also, dun worry! i'm sure it will be all super duper fixed and ready to roll for you! igh comms unit ack how did the ock call go? sir i beliack! believe i ighhh! succesffullyyooockkk delayed any ighghha newcomers ACKIGHOCK good job soldiiERRRRAACKKKGIHGOCK *faint feminine chanting noise in the background* more men more men more men more men ICK! MY HANDS ARE COVERED WITH THE WORST KINF OF MUTINY! ;yuck;
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Post by isthisamo on May 10, 2022 11:44:39 GMT
they don't know anything! but if they did know, they'd definitely be hopping over to that planet for its artisinal meatwaters! that's for sure. i know i would be. doing the hopping. if i knew. and could. which i don't. and can't. which in hindsight makes perfect sense. i'm just irritated with myself that i didn't see it coming! i've known our parents for like almost 50 years!@# wtf!@# :weary: here you go son! here is ur towned car and a huge bill! i suggest towing it somewhere! TIA! us: thanks pops! *hug* man this planet sounds great! well, er, it sounds terrible in a great way!
sorry igh ack! no room for you!@ ack ig ock!
headquarters: :suspicious: is it the worst tho? i'm not so sure.
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Post by ditkanate on May 10, 2022 21:40:40 GMT
i know i would be. doing the hopping. if i knew. and could. which i don't. and can't. i feel like i'm there right NOW! bathing in the meatwater. yes yes, i will have chewdark, so named for chewing his own vomit and always being in the dark, i will have him take meticulous care of my fine vehicle. he will treat it like it is his very own, which as everyone knows is with tender care! *rides in poopcar as it gets towed* HOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK#@!$@#234@#$@#$ omg this teh baest worst planet evar! ;hyper; they weren't supposed to hear that! no, it's bae. ;sheepish;
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Post by isthisamo on May 13, 2022 6:45:53 GMT
i feel like i'm there right NOW! bathing in the meatwater. being here with you, on this forearm, and reading the crap you typed up and typing stuff up myself, is just like bathing in meatwater! u i guess. i rephrased it. which is one of our key meatwater tricks!@ :screams: he was only supposed to drive it a few minutes once a month wearing trashbags as protection! :screams: also leave it in the garage not out in some rat infested forest after he hauls dirty varmints with it!@#!# :weary: but, again, with hindsight i see how ridiculous i was being. but i very much underestimated the speed and skill that our fine father has at towning things. he IS GOOD!! wow. and with such creativity! i NEVER would have thought of the coon method of towning someone's car! amazing. and to pull that AFTER the more or less luck of the rat attack. sheer brilliance. i'm just trying to make it fun.
our car apparently
exactly!@#! :highfive: ack headquarters: i feel like something fishy (punbean) is going on there... but i can't put my finger in it.
boy, this man muck mutiny sure is great!@
u
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Post by ditkanate on May 15, 2022 17:13:44 GMT
being here with you, on this forearm, and reading the crap you typed up and typing stuff up myself, is just like bathing in meatwater! u i guess. i rephrased it. which is one of our key meatwater tricks!@ BROTHER I HOPE YOU ARE SAVORING THIS, THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF!!@# my god it never gets old. in the garage!! HE ONLY HAS 3 STALLS how is he supposed to waste one on your, essentially garbage, vehicle! especially when sitting outside 24/7/365 is totally harmless!@# the only things that are outside are critters and varmints! and they don't give to patoots about a honda pilot. also, if he DID keep it in his garage, you would simply have fender and bumper damage instead of varmint damage! i gotta say, I THINK IT'S WORKING here boss cap'n try a piece of this tuna pizza maybe it'll get ur thinkin jooce flowin
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Post by isthisamo on May 17, 2022 10:25:04 GMT
BROTHER I HOPE YOU ARE SAVORING THIS, THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF!!@# exactly! this IS forearm meatwater! in all its glory! that's true, but bumper/fender damage is what i expected! i thought certainly it would have some minor cosmetic damage... TO THE OUTSIDE!@#!@ i don't sit on the outside of it!@# so that's fine! :weary:
but yeah... pretty much a flawless plan really. executed to perfection. i have to hand it to my past self! well done!
:vernoog: still our car if THAT doesn't work i don't think this boss has any jooce at all!@#
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Post by ditkanate on May 19, 2022 19:58:12 GMT
that's true, but bumper/fender damage is what i expected! i thought certainly it would have some minor cosmetic damage... TO THE OUTSIDE!@#!@ i don't sit on the outside of it!@# so that's fine! :weary: but yeah... pretty much a flawless plan really. executed to perfection. i have to hand it to my past self! well done! so you prefer your vehicle damaged where you DON'T sit. interesting. *files that away* VARENOOOOOGZZZZ!!!! 100%!! it is a perfect jooce hasing test!!!
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Post by isthisamo on May 20, 2022 13:36:36 GMT
so you prefer your vehicle damaged where you DON'T sit. interesting. *files that away* with your luck that will be front and center in your crate system any time you want something actually useful! damn it brainself organizer thing!@ how many times did you duplicate the stupid brother car preference post-it and stick it in hundreds of crates!@#!@# :screamears: is that a honk? if yes th... VARENOOOOOGAAAAZZZZ!!!! this reminded me of those dumb gay tests.
i noticed that this chick just pooped out some pink bluetooth speaker or some crap! pretty amazing lady. tbh.
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Post by ditkanate on May 20, 2022 21:13:45 GMT
with your luck that will be front and center in your crate system any time you want something actually useful! damn it brainself organizer thing!@ how many times did you duplicate the stupid brother car preference post-it and stick it in hundreds of crates!@#!@# :screamears: gah! why do i know this so much!@#$@#$ i just went to town on that will smith poster!@# omfg i think that means you're gay AND a nerd!
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Post by isthisamo on May 22, 2022 2:31:02 GMT
gah! why do i know this so much!@#$@#$ it's how we do things arounf here!@!# :stuburn: ur brain
makes sense. that test is very timely with will being so great lately and stuff. it means i have an amazing sense of humor cuz i'm so in tune to poop jokes!@# :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on May 25, 2022 17:31:49 GMT
it's how we do things arounf here!@!# :stuburn: ur brain if u don't like it GET OUT!! me: (thinks something about how my brother doesn't like sitting on damaged vehicle parts) [insert meme where chris rock is labeled "my eyes" and will smith is will smith] ;hyper;;; IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE GAY AT ALL!!@#$$#@ GAH!@#$ you know. not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by isthisamo on May 26, 2022 3:04:16 GMT
if u don't like it GET OUT!! me: (thinks something about how my brother doesn't like sitting on damaged vehicle parts) not before making a valiant effort to get out i bet. i think it actually maybe means worse things like i like to have people poop on my chest or something! dammit!@ why couldn't i just be gay~!@#??> :screamears:
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Post by ditkanate on May 26, 2022 21:04:42 GMT
not before making a valiant effort to get out i bet. yes! a lot of valiance on display actually. <button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> ;bowdown; what's great is that normally will smith would be labeled something like "the sun" or "something that hurts my eyes or i don't want to look at" but in this case it's actually will smith!!@# ;hyper;; thinking now how i probably should have just stuck with the bowndown. HAY EYE NETT BALEET ATTACHMUNT! ;pea; wait, is that worse? HA HA I KEED I KEED BEING GAY IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN BEING POOPED ON! ;floet;
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Post by isthisamo on May 27, 2022 0:18:49 GMT
yes! a lot of valiance on display actually. i wouldn't have thought you HAD that much valiance. but, there you have it! *types in tons of deletion words into forearm* HEY!@ WHAT THE HELL?@#@#
also, yes. i was thinking of how there wasn't much to our little meme there! ... i feel like something is missing here... welp! that's it tho! :shrug:
yeah, probably a toss up really. maybe it depends on which gay you are. like if you're the best gay in the whole world (not sure what metric this is using ) then you might be better than being pooped on. but somewhere along that spectrum you are worse. much much worse.
no offense to the horrible gays out there.
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Post by ditkanate on May 30, 2022 13:48:49 GMT
i wouldn't have thought you HAD that much valiance. but, there you have it! there and only there! trying to get out of my own brain crate warehouse. hey at least i have valiance somewhere! i'll take it! ;cussing; someone: i don't get it, what does this meme mean? us: uh, will smith is hitting our eyes? :B smh. so you're saying there are gays who bathe regularly and like to sip tea at a patisserie and have gentle poop free lovemaking... all the way down to the fat hairy smelly kind where pooping directly on your chest is like the missionary position to them? just trying to make sure i understand your bigotry properly. i guess how you rank that spectrum of gay is very much up to each person's perspective!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on May 31, 2022 3:01:28 GMT
there and only there! trying to get out of my own brain crate warehouse. hey at least i have valiance somewhere! i'll take it! well done good brain self!@#
ur brain didn't notice or hear u cuz it was behind a bunch of crates busily packing more stuff up with poor or no labels. i thought we lilked it, but i'm not sure anymore. :B you've almost got it sir. but in that spectrum is also just preferring to has ladies poop on you. and i'm suggesting that that is in the middle. somewhere between the crumpet gays and the dirty poopy gays. i'm not sure exactly cuz it's a complicated spectrum. but as beautiful as a rainbow!!
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