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Post by ditkanate on Aug 16, 2023 14:05:40 GMT
oh, everyone lurves star wars? WE WILL STAR WARS YOU ALL SO FKN HARD YOU WILL WONDER HOW ANYONE EVAR LIKED IT EVAR!$#@#$@ *tamps unfathomable hours of star wars shit down our throats* mmmphhhh ackkk
i guess that's disney.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 17, 2023 11:59:35 GMT
LIST UPDATE! Star Wars Movie Series in Chronological Order which has been ridiculously helpful as we have used it a ton to make sure we totally do star wars right all the time, both together and in alone watching times!
No longer shooked about how many there is. as soon as i update this i'll probably be surprised at how small the list is, now that disney is tamping this all down our throats like we're some sort of disney owned whore and their star wars shows are horrible dicks and WHO KNOWS what kind of other stuff they tamp down there! so these have been no times. no times by us or anyone i guess. so! i better get to updating this post haste!! help disney tamp these stardicks down us bigtime!
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace - so this is still the oldest. i guess there are a couple in the works, and also some cartoons that are earlier. ⭐6.5 <-should be lower
- Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones - nothing of note between these other than some animated shorts i dun count. :stuburn: ⭐6.6 <-went up 0.1 :suspicous:
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (so here is where it derails, this is not the next movie! this is a horrible cartoon! ⭐5.9 ooo, worse than those 1st too movies! sign me up!! *so this shot up to ⭐ 7.8!! oh wait, nevermind. it's just that now they list like 7000 different cartoons that take place in this timeframe. i think cuz this is right before all the jedi were slaughtered. i'm not adding in these thousands of cartoons. not here, or through rest of list. JFC.
- Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (ahh, the story that doesn't need telling comes to a close) ⭐7.6 <- went up 0.1 as well. also Solo was moved to after this one. do you people even know stuff?! :twak:
- Solo: A Star Wars Story (i have seen this one. i didn't recall this was before darth vader!) also, apparently it WASN'T! i guess. ⭐6.9
- Star Wars: Revelations (this is like some horrible fan made movie i think!! :hyper: i maybe have seen it but can't remember. i'm pretty sure it is super horrible! ) ⭐5 <- also, they've taken this off their list. a real fucking shame if you ask me.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi - this is a show i guess. i have net watch. ⭐ 7.1 people aren't over the moon on this one.
- Andor - this one i watched. slow start but i liked it in the end. ⭐ 8.4 - very high.
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (this one really did a good job of showing how ridiculous the star wars universe is) ⭐7.8 <- best so far! not anymore. Andor beats it.
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (first original first movie that is really first) ⭐8.6 <- understandable
- The Star Wars Holiday Special (i've tried to watch this. it is almost unwatchable! have you seen at least parts of it?) ⭐2.1 <- nailed it
- Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (some may argue the best movie. rating matches up) ⭐8.7 *also, this is the "i am your father" one!
- Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (horrible made for tv ewok movie from 1985. i'm pretty sure i have not seen this!) ⭐ 6 <-this one shot up 0.5! weird.
- The Ewok Adventure (THERE WERE TWO!! what the hell!? maybe if i watched these i'd be like, oh! i sorta remember this :shrug: ) ⭐5.3 <- and this one dropped 0.2
- Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (the movie you couldn't remember. or maybe that was the first one.) ⭐8.3
- The Mandalorian - i seem to recall you weren't pleased about the placement in the timeline of this one. but :dunno: ⭐8.7 i think that's the highest. Grogu wins! i guess it's tied with Luke getting his hand cut off.
- The Book of Boba Fett - practically still mando. like mando without grogu, so poopoo! ⭐7.2
- Ahsoka - AHH SOO!! *in horrible chinese accent* :hyper: *canceled* not out yet though so no rating. maybe i'll watch it. :dunno:
- Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (all new completely new and different content you wouldn't believe!) ⭐7.8 <- down 0.1
- Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (this is the last one i saw, and it sounds like you too) ⭐6.9 <- pretty reasonable - down 0.1
- Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (totally the last skywalker movie for sure. we would never change that) ⭐6.5 down 0.1
- Star Wars: New Jedi Order - announced. of course it's not over! why would it be?! NEVER!! *tamp*
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 23, 2023 17:44:43 GMT
LIST UPDATE! Star Wars Movie Series in Chronological Order which has been ridiculously helpful as we have used it a ton to make sure we totally do star wars right all the time, both together and in alone watching times!
just as useful if not the same useful as all of our other sweet lists! ridiculously helpful for sure. not sure wad u mean by these have been no times. these have been a lot of times by a lot of people! i am confusion. i don't know for sure everythiaghack they are tampinghh but i know at least some of it is this agh guy: what does ted danson have that i don't have. he's good. you're not. i'm better than ted danson. you're worse. you're much, much worse. i guess that's the phantom menace! the out of order timing sequence of the fucking "episodes" still fucking bugs tf out of me as af. jfc this is one of our most popular franchises of all time and they can't even fucking number things@@#$$#@#@$ AND WTF WHY ARE THEY EPISODES!@#$ *aggravation clouds galore* i 100% shit you not i read that at first like attack of the clams! ohhhh how i wish that is what it was! the thousands of cartoons are implied! *adds to my future ai self list bigtime* i'm not sure who you are even talking to at this point. also i didn't hate this movie. so that's something. or not. haven't seen this. *adds to worst list evar* *there's no list but this one* WHO IS THEY!@# WTF ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!@@$## also, if this IS on the list, can i draw up a little star wars coloring book with an original storyline and that has to be on the list? WHERE DOES THE LINE GET DRAWN!? HUH? WHERE$#$#$@$#@#@$ you guess? you guess it's a show? IT'S ON DISNEY PLUS RIGHT NEXT TO ALL OF THESE OTHER DICKSHOWTAMPS!@#$$@#@#$ WHICH YOU HAVE WATCHED@!@$#$#@ like THIS one that you happily tamped down ur gullet. andor? more like igh agh ackor amirite!!@# i saw a headline today that said "Star Wars fan points out an overlooked detail that makes Rogue One kind of pointless". and i'm thinking I ALREADY THOUGHT IT WAS POINTLESS!@#$ ;HYPER;;;; i guess i may as well link to it i read it and tend to agree! if a rebel person put that into the death star that now makes A New Hope retroactively WORSE!@# GODO JOB YOU WEAKENED THE TENTPOLE MOVIE FOR THAT STARTED THE WHOLE FRANCHISE!@#$ dumbfuck tamping cockbites can't help themselves. indeed how and why on earth would i have seen parts of it? ;headscratch; and solo getting frozed one. yoda spice galore. godo times! WELL THIS REALLY SOUNDS PROMISING! WUB WUB! i see what has jumped to #s 1 and 2 on our together times list!!@# wtf are you talking about? how could i forget return of the jedi? ;headscratch; or have i now forgotten saying i'd forgotten? i can't imagine forgetting a new hope OR ROTJ.... :B IT HAD SLAVE LEIA IN IT FOR CHRISSAKES!@# AND JABBA!@# grogu is the cuter of the two. i think the timing thing with me is that the movies down below have nothing to do with mando or grogu... so then it's like wait... wtf happens to them. or is it just a lot of time in between... it had a sliver of grogu! ;stuburn; it isn't even out yet and we're canceled? GAHH SOOOO! ;HYPER; actually... did an episode drop already? i thought i saw peeps talkin bout it. or maybe its just another trailer. i dunno. *tamp* it was so new i was dying for it to tamp away! *luke casts his presence somewhere else and dies* *everyone hates everything* i mean... it's the "last" thing on the list here and you call it the rise of skywalker? CMON MAN GTFO. skywalker rose and fell already!@# DO SOMETHING FUCKING NEW!@#$#@$ *tamps the same shit over and over* *the tamp of the drums are heard in teh distance*
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 24, 2023 0:11:59 GMT
YOU WATCH RETARDS SCREAMING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 24, 2023 12:35:09 GMT
THE SCREAMING RETARDS ISN'T A SHOW!@# UP UNTIL 2 YEARS AGO I WOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED A HOLIDAY ANYTHING MUCH LESS THE WORST STAR WARS THING IMAGINABLE? WHERE DID IT EVEN AIR? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT AND NOW I HAVE AND I STILL DON'T WANT TO WATCH ITAAHHHGHFGHFHFHFGH$%%$@#$%@^%@#$^$@^ not... that i wouldn't watch a show based on the screaming retards...
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 24, 2023 23:34:50 GMT
CUZ IT WAS ON TV!@!@ i don't know the fucking history of the thing. it was a made for tv special. it aired in like the 70s or early 80s man. right after the first movie's success i think. :dunno: i haven't seen it! i looged at like a minute on teh interwebs ovur dare. like any normal human! :stuburn:
you would watch that show so up and down i can't even buleev it!@#@!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 25, 2023 2:56:17 GMT
CUZ IT WAS ON TV!@!@ i don't know the fucking history of the thing. it was a made for tv special. it aired in like the 70s or early 80s man. right after the first movie's success i think. :dunno: i haven't seen it! i looged at like a minute on teh interwebs ovur dare. like any normal human! :stuburn: WELL JFC I'M NOT A HUNDRED YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!@#$@#$ WE WERE BOTH KIDS AT THAT TIME LIKE YEAH WE'RE WATCHING HOLIDAY DUMSHIT STAR WARS ON TV LIVE!!@# no seriously i watched it intently by myself in 1982 on the tv downstairs and remember everythign about it it was so amazing its too bad you were too young to stay up and watch it with me oh well. i mean... we did just watch a retard show on netflix where they're going on blind dates. HEY RETARDS MAKE GODO TV! ;stuburn; i tell you what i would watch tf out of.... and RETARD STAR WARS MOVIE OR SHOW OR WHATEVER.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 25, 2023 13:42:50 GMT
just as useful if not the same useful as all of our other sweet lists! ridiculously helpful for sure. exactly. the answer is ridiculous amounts of helpfulness the likes of which we couldn't have possibly have fathomed when you first created this amazing forearm! i guess i was referring to my list. and it's helpfulness. like this list has impacted no star wars watching of any kind. i was not saying that no human has watched any star wars. only that our sweet list is not impacting said watchings. unfortunately, you are correct. he is a dickfaced star wars creature that has been tamped down our throats via disney's vast and ye tamping. this is great classic stuff. i guess i can't say that their naming scheme or numbers are my number one concern with them. i guess it is dumb that a million years later lucas is all. that's ALWAYS BEEN EPISODE 4!@ :stuburn: everyone: :suspicious: eh, but you've never called that once ever before now. :suspicious: lucas: i was keeping it a secret. :stuburn: i'd watch attack of the clams. cartoon or no. well. i guess i could watch one or two once i'm an infinite time hasing ai... i guess i don't know what my media options will be at that time. or what will be up my ai ally! :dunno: i guess i'm saying there's no reason to take it off the table. for him. me neither!! :hyper: i like to think i'm always just talking to the world at large. sure, you're the only one who responds, but that doesn't mean ur the only one i'm talking to. :stuburn: also, i didn't not like the movie. i just didn't care for the plot. and most of the actors. HOW MANY LISTS TO I HAVE?!? *brian regan voice JFC! try to keep up. this list is from IMDB! THEY ARE THE MOVIE DATABASE AUTHORITY!@ also, don't be ridiculous with ur coloring booko! now. once we get our super sweet animation shorts done. they could TOTALLY be added to this list BIGTIME! :hyper: well!@ it get's confusing with all these cartoons and fan movies that don't even seem like real things since they're barely anything more than what matt posts on his timeline that are just his kids filming him on his phone in a shitty costume getting out of a black tesla like it's a god damn tie fighter!@# seriously though. it just didn't seem like this SHOULD be a show, since it was my understanding that obi wan, between slicing up anikan and turning him into darth vader, and then later meeting up with luke and getting killed by said vader, he just laid low and hung out with those tuskan raider things and stuff. but i guess that's a show!
well, that name is in the subtext, yes. also, this show is like the formation of the rebellion. totally makes sense! :stuburn:
ok, i'm going to stop there for now wif teh quoting and maybe come back to it. :whew: this thing has bigness!
WELL JFC I'M NOT A HUNDRED YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!@#$@#$ WE WERE BOTH KIDS AT THAT TIME LIKE YEAH WE'RE WATCHING HOLIDAY DUMSHIT STAR WARS ON TV LIVE!!@# no seriously i watched it intently by myself in 1982 on the tv downstairs and remember everythign about it it was so amazing its too bad you were too young to stay up and watch it with me oh well. wtf!@?? I KNEW IT!@#!@ :snooked: i can't believe that's a show!@ also, i totally believe that's a show. retards AND star wars?!@# HOLY FUCKING AASDGAHADSJKFHSDFL@ GET OUT THAT TAMPER DISNEY!@# I'M FUCKING IGH ACK READY!@
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 30, 2023 20:36:14 GMT
exactly. the answer is ridiculous amounts of helpfulness the likes of which we couldn't have possibly have fathomed when you first created this amazing forearm! i mean look. i knew it would be good, maybe great. but i never envisioned how vastly and yee it would benefit not only our current selves, but our future selves and even post death ai selves. its truly a blessing. well buckle up my frienf cuz this BITCH is about to start impacting bigtime!@$#$#@ i notice the starwars universe has a lot of swords and sabers and dickfaced creatures and whatnot! i think i'm beginning to understand why! i bet these guys tamp like nobodies business: not saying it is my number one concern, though maybe it is!@#$ JUST CALL THEM THEIR NAMES FFS!@# NEW HOPE, EMPIRE, ROTJ, CLONEYS, THE MENACE, BLAH BLAH BLAH OOHHHH I STARTED WITH EPISODE 3!!@#@# sure sure, sure you did. ;jerkit; BROTHER IF THAT ACTUALLY SAID CLAMS IT WOULD BE ON THE LIST I KID YOU NOT!@#$ u. ai us looging at our media table: also depending on how long we live in our current meatsack lives, there could be a LOT more media created to list! and i'd assume shit keeps getting cranked out post death too! unless the future is much weirder or worse than i'm imagining. ;pipe; oh man now i'm getting jealous of future aime! I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T LIKE IT, I JUST DIDN'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!@@# sheesh people are sensitive nowadays. had to loog back and see we're talking about revenge of the sith. see, other than the movie being completely unnecessary and anakin being one of the worst characters in the history of film it was perfectly watchable! you're welcome! can i complain some more? OF COURSE I CAN! why did they feel the need to call it "Solo: A Star Wars Story" WHAT KIND OF STORY IS IT?!? *brian regan voice* JFC MAN JUST CALL IT HAN SOLO WE ALL FUCKING KNOW ITS FUCKING STARWARSAGAAAAAGFGFJHG45^^%^%^%^%^%%$ ok well at least that answers my question. the line is drawn at homemade coloring books! seems reasonable tbh ngl. now that we're fb frienfs maybe i'll start getting more confused about what shows are too! of course its a show! it is a piece of star wars that hadn't been put on film so they put it on film! it is for the tamping!!@#$$#@ i would say, i think there are other star wars characters who's entire lives haven't been filmed that may be more spicy than obi eating sand for 30 years, but unfortunately i am not in charge of the tamping production schedule. ;snicker; if it makes you feel any better dad brapped and orked all through it and did that gross tongue thing every time leia was on screen. *opens mouth like baby bird for the tamping* also here ya go:
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 10, 2023 14:05:54 GMT
i mean look. i knew it would be good, maybe great. but i never envisioned how vastly and yee it would benefit not only our current selves, but our future selves and even post death ai selves. its truly a blessing. i'm not sure either of us could envision this kind of blessing! well, before now. now we can. because it's been spelled out for us. but previously i guess i'm saying that no. the impactation is about to start any day! it wasn't quite clear before. i just thought ol george had a thing. :dunno: GOD DAMN RIGHT!! AND YOU'D PUT IT ON YOURS TOO!@ don't sit there and act otherwise! if we do in fact have future ai selves. i don't see how they won't be waaayyy better lives than anything we currently muster up! i like that you understand perfectly. well, if it's just called solo, that is pretty vague if you saw it and it wasn't on disney+ or whatever. is this about some guy who walks buy himself or something? :dunno: someone adds Grogu eats an egg - an animated short i'm pretty sure you will! i imagine you are barely holding it together as it is! i wonder who is. it does. tho that's a given. there isn't any other way for him to watch that movie! i imagine he did that laugh too. HAAHGHGHH HAAGHSHGH HAAAHGH!@# is that leiah? i'm not sure i followed the article. but also i don't want to read it closely enough to bother. so they shouldn't have talked about their port hole? a general rule of thumb you can follow for a good life i'd say. :B
i believe i've now explained this to you. we'll have to put this on our post revelations list!! exactamundo!!!! or 2 and 3 after revelations!
i think we already talked about this too. time and or death i'm afraid. yes. the grogu sliver and mando were the only things holding it together! :dunno: we tamped it. or it was tamped upon our throats and person. however that works. i'm not sure we even had a choice! that should be the subtitle of the movie. do new? THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS FRANCHISE IS ABOUT!@! it's about tamping the same crap down ur throats for years and years evermore. the distant drumming has new meaning!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 14, 2023 15:12:02 GMT
i'm not sure either of us could envision this kind of blessing! well, before now. now we can. because it's been spelled out for us. but previously i guess i'm saying that no. also i forgot to mention the contribution this is making to humanity as a whole! not only ourselves, and not only now, but future humanity will benefit bigtime from all we have contributed to society and culture!@#$ ;scared; he definitely has a thing 100% every time and twice on sundays! GIVE ME ALL THE CLAM CONTENT YOU GOT! can i go freeze myself and just ffw to that life now? ;hyper;; right, which is why i specifically said to call it "HAN SOLO" BAM PROBLEM SOLVED NO OTHER SOLO CONFUSION!@#$$#@ or if you want to get all wordy call it Han Solo teh Space Gunslinger of teh Wild Wild Galaxy Prequel to the Episodes heretofore Previously Released Upon thine Eyes 10000% yes god a fb post of his showed up the other day and i just and also chuckle dost so. he was somewhere with Sally and his caption was "Indiana Jones probably had a mom like mine". really not sure how to take that! i'm assuming it is a compliment to her! and him! i guess! OF COURSE!@#$ HEAHHEAH HOW BOUT THEM WHAPPERS! *more tongue action* *chews vomit* ahhh good times. uh.. sure. why not. NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR PORT HOLE! the point was that in rogue one, part of the plot involved the fact that a rebel designed a flaw into the death star on purpose as a sabotage. which is what enabled them to blow it up in a new hope. but the fact that it was put there on purpose weakens the whole plot of new hope! new hope originally came across as OHHH WE MANAGED TO STOLED TEH DEATH STAR PLANS AND WE FOUND THIS TINY FLAW THAT WILL BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO EXPLOIT BUT WITH THE LUKEFORCE WE'LL SUCCEED! so why water that down with it being a flaw planted by the rebellion? also rogue one prequeled in how leia got ahold of the death star plans that she gives to R2. but if teh rebellion has a death star designer on the team... again just sort of cheapens it all. i dunno, its just stupid, but everythign is stupid so who cares. words can't adequately express my excitement level for these future times. *kylo ren slaughters grogu and shoutes MOOORE! and stuff* *teh croud goes apeshit* yes. the grogu sliver and mando were the only things holding it together! also ahhhsooooka is out bigtime up and down. haven't fropped all the ep's yet. just loog'd and 5 episodes are released as of today. they tricked us into wanting the tamping back when force awakens came out. now we are all just resigned to it, like, i dunno i guess this is our life we all signed up for. *opens wide for tamps* oh, you enjoyed that giant space ball exploding in your tamped self? WE'LL TAMP AN EVEN BIGGER BALL NEXT TIME!@#$ AND THERE WILL BE SO MANY DICKNOSED CHARACTERS YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TAMPED YOU!@$#$#@$#@ *as empire theme plays* DUHH DUHH DUHH DUT! DA DUHH DUT! DA DUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 9, 2024 1:22:50 GMT
also i forgot to mention the contribution this is making to humanity as a whole! not only ourselves, and not only now, but future humanity will benefit bigtime from all we have contributed to society and culture!@#$ you forgot to mention it. it slipped my mind how much we help society. for a few minutes. then i remembered. u did it start? is this society impacted? it's hard to tell. society is big and it's shifts are vast and ye, but i think we're making a difference. SO!! darragh and i still say SO! occasionally cuz of this totallynotadicknoseatall character! clam movies! clam tv shows! clam restaurants! we're moving to clamtown!@! i don't think you can. *has to keep living* oooohhh! that has a nice ring to it. along with moffy whacks and cuts things. well, his dad was sean connery for crying out loud! THASH HOW YUH MUTHA LIKSH IT!!!! :HYPER: really makes me want to sign up for some super sweet movie times with the ol pops!! remanisce a bit! you summed it up godo in the end there. "but everythign is stupid so who cares." indeed. star wars doesn't really lend itself to scrutiny when it comes to things being logical or making sense at all. and stuff like that. but it's particularly bad at giving terrible back stories that make past stories and characters worse. me too brother! i'm a bit irritated we haven't done this stuff yet. maybe he slaughters him super easy too. like grogu tries to bounce escape and is just scewered bigtime immediately. :B *more oobyhand anticipatory glee* right! we signed up for this! wad can we do? NOTHING! *open for tamp business* STAR WARS 17!! ALL DICK CHARACTERS AND GIANT BALLS!@#! WHOOO!@# a future trailer. the accuracy of this is kind of astounding. TAMP TAMP TAMP TAMPITY TAMP TAMPTAMPTAMP! <-to the empire theme
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 6, 2024 23:12:12 GMT
you forgot to mention it. it slipped my mind how much we help society. for a few minutes. then i remembered. u not sure i know what point you're even trying to make here! ;stuburn; ;bam; ;justheledsocietyevenmore; ;vernoog; oh its impacted baby! ITS IMPACTED UP THE YING YANG!!@@# you just can't tell in any observable or measurable way. ;stuburn; that makes him iconic! he kind of reminds me of talking like a dicknosed goat tbh omfg clamtowns are, the bae!!! ;drool; oooohhh! that has a nice ring to it. [/quote]all teh fanboys refer to it as HSTSGOTWWGPTTEHPRUTE ofc *grogu eats something* *moffy is beating off in the corner* now i need to see THAT fb vid from him. THASSH THE WAY MY INDY MOTHA LIKESH IT!@# *sally waggles her eyebrows* remainasicing with a hint of disdain tost in for good measure. hey, you know how everyone loves how badass darth vader is? like one of the greatest villain stories of all time? i have a greta idea. lets turn him into an insufferable whiny bitch. ;hyper;; GOLD!!! ooh nice. *he roasts skewered grogu over a fire and eats him grogu style* *teh croud goes even more apeshit* exactly! TOO much glee probably. also ashhhhsoooookkahhhhh is way in the rear view mirror now. damn this thread is fucking stale as af!~#@$$@# feels like that is society as a whole tbh. not just star wars. we are all just tamped baby birds getting fed the shit of the world. you know what's funny, I THINK I'M IN BABY! that trailer would be amaze. just dicknosed character after dicknose and exploding balls galore!@# IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!!@#$ makes my loins tingle
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