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Post by isthisamo on Feb 21, 2021 2:47:19 GMT
So I found a list of Star Wars Movie Series in Chronological Order which i found helpful because it's pretty confusing and I can't even keep track if i've seen them all and stuff!
Anyway, i was pretty shocked at what they decided to include! 16 titles in total, way more than i thought which was like maybe 12.
I'm trying to decide, maybe we watch the horrible ones we haven't seen and discuss either just for horrible times or for youtube times. either way they would be times had by us!!
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace(sure, of course, so this is the earliest point in star wars movie universe) ⭐6.5 <-should be lower
- Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (obvs again. another horrible movie)⭐6.5 <-should be lower prolly too
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (so here is where it derails, this is not the next movie! this is a horrible cartoon! ⭐5.9 ooo, worse than those 1st too movies! sign me up!!
- Solo: A Star Wars Story (i have seen this one. i didn't recall this was before darth vader!)⭐6.9 <-- seems a bit harsh, but maybe that's just cuz these other ones are too high.
- Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (ahh, the story that doesn't need telling comes to a close) ⭐7.5 <- way too high! well, maybe not way, but high. :stuburn:
- Star Wars: Revelations (this is like some horrible fan made movie i think!! :hyper: i maybe have seen it but can't remember. i'm pretty sure it is super horrible! ) ⭐5 <- too low i'm sure!
- Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (this one really did a good job of showing how ridiculous the star wars universe is) ⭐7.8 <- best so far! not sure it was better than solo.
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (first original first movie that is really first) ⭐8.6 <- understandable
- The Star Wars Holiday Special (i've tried to watch this. it is almost unwatchable! have you seen at least parts of it?) ⭐2.1 <- nailed it
- Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (some may argue the best movie. rating matches up) ⭐8.7 *also, this is the "i am your father" one!
- Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (horrible made for tv ewok movie from 1985. i'm pretty sure i have not seen this!) ⭐5.5 <-better than the fan fiction one.
- The Ewok Adventure (THERE WERE TWO!! what the hell!? maybe if i watched these i'd be like, oh! i sorta remember this :shrug: ) ⭐5.5 <- they're tied in horriblity!
- Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (the movie you couldn't remember. or maybe that was the first one.) ⭐8.3
- Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (all new completely new and different content you wouldn't believe!) ⭐7.9 <- that's a pretty high score for that plot
- Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (this is the last one i saw, and it sounds like you too) ⭐7 <- pretty reasonable
- Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (totally the last skywalker movie for sure. we would never change that) ⭐6.6
The mandalorian not in this list because the answer is not a movie! but as we've established, it's somewhere either during or after the super sweet ewok movies!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 21, 2021 16:30:04 GMT
So I found a list of Star Wars Movie Series in Chronological Order which i found helpful because it's pretty confusing and I can't even keep track if i've seen them all and stuff! Anyway, i was pretty shocked at what they decided to include! 16 titles in total, way more than i thought which was like maybe 12. I'm trying to decide, maybe we watch the horrible ones we haven't seen and discuss either just for horrible times or for youtube times. either way they would be times had by us!! this is a lot of horrible stuff! ;hyper; also, after reading the full list of what "they" included, i am very ;suspicious; and ;pipe; about who "they" are!@# jar jar! ;shoulderhands; i've watched this, but couldn't tell you for sure anything that happens in it. i know anakin was probably being horrible!@# ;hyper;;; so these are all just movies? cuz isn't there a clone wars cartoon SERIES also? which i think i heard might be pretty ok, though i am not super interested in star wars clone times cartoon stories!W#$ i haven't seen this yet. i started it one time but the wifey wasn't interested and i never came back arounf to it. it was on netflix at the time, maybe still is. or disney+ :B at least this one ends it!@# well, ends it at the beginning of teh next trilogy. well, not really rogue one slips in there. BUT ENDS THESE 3 MOVIES!@# i do recall this one didn't make me feel active utter hatred, so that's worth at least a star! never even HEARD of this! what!?? ;weary;; saw this one! it's pretty good. though 100% completely unnecessary but hey, what is, ya know? was interesting seeing it end at the plans being given to leia for new hope. and they got over the issue of "no one in this movie appears in any of the new hope / empire strikes back / rotj story! CUZ THEY JUST KILLED OFF EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE!@#$ ;hyper;;;; *pointohaid* the GOAT! have i at least seen parts of it? BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!@#@#$ *princess leia in fuzzy red holiday getup sings santa clause is coming to town* ;headscratch; and yodafirst death! yodoriginal? also luke hand choppy offy!@# ;hyper;; yub yub!! kids lurved teh ewoks!@# gotta give the people what they want!@# i remember the movie!!@# but my memories are centered arounf jabba and ewoks!@#$ the death star thing was just tost in there for dumb plot reasons. meh!@#$ i think people were excited to has a decent quality movie and weren't in the mood to pick the plot apart! it isn't a perfect movie, but compared to jar jar times this is practically oscar worthy level!!@#$@ correct this is the last i saw. and it was fine. i definitely agreed with some of the criticism i saw online, how rey just sort of magically knows how to use her powers without any training whatsoever. GIRLPOWER!@# but whatever. it was a good show overall. enjoyed the luke part. definitely no more skywalkers. tho we may find out rey has a grandson named mook blyfalker... ya never know. tho by then, grandson may be too genderly charged of a word. promotes toxic masculinity. maybe rey has a grandthine! grandxir? hmm. and as i stated before, that fact takes my enjoyment level down a few percentage points. not a ton! but i get tired of them shoehorning stories and characters in and arounf all the other stuff we already know. i guess when they do tho, people can go OHHH DASS BOBA FETT *DROOOLLLLLL* people luv their easter eggs. i feel like there are opportunities to still has easter eggs but leave the main plot times a bit more!@# whatever. IT'S FINE!!@# BRING ON YODAGAIN!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 21, 2021 22:56:27 GMT
exactly! this was imdb. i remember a bit more than that, but don't think we need to watch it again or anything. well, at least since this is just a movie, you only have to watch it once and end it! i believe it is on Disney+. maybe the wife is all into it now cuz of mando. aahh? maybe tell her that maybe babyoda is in it! he could be! maybe. i suppose that's true. i hate this one more after the fact cuz, well, i don't wanna go into it now. this is bound to be a gem! a hidden secret gem of gold! well yeah, it's just a story. but if its intent was to explain stealing death star plans or something, yeah. don't need to do that. but if your intent is to make another star wars movie so you can make tons of money, well, it is very good for that! yes! very good thinking! there is a scene in this one where darth vader is standing like on the edge of the ship at the end, like exposed to space. and he's fine. i'm sure he's heading in shortly. but then also, his cape is blowing in the space wind! classic star wars. see it here at about 1:45. you've never even heard of it!?? it's classic star wars legend! the worst star wars creation ever released! it is something else. i believe your idea is a bit of an improvement. and now we have to watch them. both of them! as adults, to give the public what they want. wish we had a choice, sorry bro. hands tied! :hyper: excellent point. they at least tried to sort of train luke with yoda. tho i don't think Luke really did much before yoda died. this would be amazing! i would love this so much. to be fair, star wars had a lot to make up for from the first trilogy. it had literally one female character in the entire trilogy. and she was a princess, who had to kiss everyone, including her brother. i see where ur coming from. i guess i have less of a problem with something like this which is just a side story, or i guess that's how i look at it. it's not a prequel. like the point is not to further explain how the first order came to be. it's just happening at the same time. so that gives it redemption points.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 22, 2021 14:38:43 GMT
NEVER HEARD OF THEM WHAT DO THEY KNOW ANYWAY!@#$ ;stuburn; I HAVE TO? GOD DAMMIT!@#$ man, my homework is really piling up!@#$ but at least i know the post homework spice will by flying all worth it!@#$ indeed! completely accomplished their objective on that one!@# i'm sure they thought the idea was brilliant too! OH LOOK AT US JOLLY SHOW CHAP WE ENDED IT AT THE EXACT BEGINNING OF EPISODE IV A NEW HOPE OVUR DARE WHICH OF COURSE IS THE FIRST MOVIE IN THE FRANCHISE THAT IS ALSO EPISODE 4 AND COMES AFTER A WHOLE BUNCH OF HORRIBLE MOVIES!@#$@# *everyone in the riters room nods cuz that makes complete sense* :vernoog; pretty greta scene with darth smoking all them rebels! ;hyper;; tho, i would have really appreciated it if digital cartoon leia had said "hope. a NEW hope." there at the end. i mean. let's just own this thing 100% amirite?? and obviously that ship has cape blowers built into the launch bay thing there. and vader's suit is totally air tight and space safe!@#$ ;pointstohaid;; also! lmaoooooo at the youtube comments beneath that video! "Theres no air in space...Vader literally used the Force to make his cape move dramatically. What a chad." 28 replies arguing about space air and the force how did i get myself into this!@#$@$# yeah he moved a few rocks and things! and had that zapper ball he fought blindfolded! ;stuburn; director: ok now take ur top off and kiss ur brother! ;hyper; OK NOW WEAR THIS AND KISS JABBA! ;HYPEPPERROMFG!@@#$@#$ i guess i see your point. also to be fair it was 1977 and a knights in space tale!@# who the f cares!@# also, i'm fine with rey and all that but stay true to the spirit of the previous shows in teh universe or whatever! i'm talking about her training / lack thereof, not the spirit of "women are sex objects / brother kissing princesses only". yeah, like i said, not a huge deal. maybe my slight disappointment stems from my erroneous first impression that this was much later. so that's the story i thought i was getting for a while until my hopentines got crushed. now it's just some stupid side story. but if i had done the show homework i didn't know i needed to do, i'd have been all ;HYPPERRHH;;;; OMG LUK TAHT ARMOR IS DIRTY OMG THIS IS SO GRETA!@# SIDE STORIES ARE BAE!@# ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 24, 2021 9:31:58 GMT
dammit!! i didn't mean to make another huge long pain in the ass to respond to thread!@@!# :screamears: NEVER HEARD OF THEM WHAT DO THEY KNOW ANYWAY!@#$ ;stuburn; even if i HAD heard of them, which i haven't! they're no authority!@#@! that's the cost of doing business i'm afraid! so worth it!!! ur just filling your eyes with crap anyway!@ besides, you should have thought of that before you procrastinated so much! didn't we already discuss this a long time ago. i feel like we did. basically this is really the culmination of the story that didn't need telling, and it was like, driving home the point that the story they decided to tell sucks!@ and is worse than the mystery we hased before. are you having trouble buying this? seems like maybe so. well, trust me brother! think of all acting that is kind of like the lady warrior lady in mandalorian, and also starbuck. and then that is a 45 minute star wars movie. oh, and also they don't have a budget for like, sweet costumes and stuff so it looks more like they are kind of terrible cosplayers. :hyper: of course they are super proud that they are so amazing and did such and amazing job tying everything in. i didn't see that. ha! it's pretty great in its horribility actually. this is like mystery science theater 7000 worthy stuff. i have no idea!! and you drag me along with you!! :pea: the ball thing was in teh millennium falcon, not with yoda. rey coulda done that too, maybe she did! also, another point is that arguing about logic things in star wars is ridiculous right from the getgo! they are not that kinda movies! it's all magic and hardly anything makes sense really. when they first came out nobody cared about that crap! it was just space fun! and the force was cool and new and totally not magic at all! indeed sir on all counts really. i still say people/you are exaggerating how much training luke had before he beat darth vader. it's always been the underdog wins kinda story. maybe they went too far with rey, but it wasn't THAT far off. gotcha. i am totally watching this like i'm frolicking in something that your frolic in. and that's about it. every once in a while i catch myself going WTF!? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! and have to be SELF! IT'S STAR WARS! oh yes, right self! carry on!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 24, 2021 15:28:55 GMT
dammit!! i didn't mean to make another huge long pain in the ass to respond to thread!@@!# :screamears: sorry bro! now we have hours of homework to do every day! nothing we can do about it! wth did i procrastinate!? you mean watching horrible star wars crap that everyone else hates and aren't even real star wars movies!@#$? ahh ok. the way you worded it made me think it was more than that. like some horrible secret or trauma that you can't talk about right now. but it's just general starwars hate that doesn't need rehashing! oof. i mean, that sounds amazing! have you ever seen footage or pics of actors in the marvel movies in their hero costumes off of the set or, you know, not IN the actual movie? cuz they look kinda stupid and horrible!@# ur comment made me think of that. without really good movie magic type stuff, people look REALLY dumb in these outfits. this isn't helping! i never got into mystery science theater!@#$ what!@@# if anything you've drug me into this! *we both accuse the other of dragging each other into this horrible pit* what actually happened: not sure who is who there, but two of them are us!@#$ probably neither of us is dorothy. not because she's a girl but because the tin man and scarecrow are more horrible. also it's obviously dorothy's fault we're here!@# WELL THE BALL THING WAS STILL TRANING!@#$@#$ with rey they don't even pretend to train! not even off screen! even if they don't want scenes of training, just.. mention it! HEY REY, OH MAN THAT JEDI TRAINING YOU GOT SURE WAS SOMETHING EH!@#$@#$ i guess there isn't really anyone to train her at this point, until she finds luke. and he refuses, right? cuz he doesn't wanna create no more jedi monsters or whatever. *looks around* not sure how i got here... now i'm rationalizing rey not being trained. i guess that's just how good she is, she trains herself wif da force ovur dare!@# GIRLPOWER AMIRITE!@#$@#$ maybe if we watched teh last movie it would makes more senses or something. i mean. probably not. see above
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 26, 2021 0:44:47 GMT
sorry bro! now we have hours of homework to do every day! nothing we can do about it! we gotta stop handing out assignments!@ that is exactly correct brother! procrastination is procrastination! i think that is from a wise tom hanks! i do feel almost traumatized by it!! i'm not sure i have. that sounds right tho! like slightly better than cosplayers, maybe. or they look exactly like cosplayers, which is not too great really. well, me neither, but i mean we would be like, the stars of the mystery science theater. so that's different! maybe we do this this summer! :hyper: oh man! this is shaping up to be something VERY special!!! i don't see much value and playing the blame game here. you, me, makes no difference really. tho i do like the idea of blaming dorothy!! damn her!!! she was trained on the streets baby! that's all you need! what i can't remember is if she got any training at all from luke. i don't really recall that at all, other than it was pretty horrible. i'd have to rewatch these to really speak any further about it intelligently. i mean, i could keep arguing, obviously, we are good at that! but i just don't remember enough of either of these movies! and we haven't even seen the last one!! i was also recalling that even luke didn't actually ever beat darth vader. he basically lost to vader and the emperor, but vader had his change of heart and saved him! i had almost forgotten about that. so he fought vader twice and lost both times. and he WAS trained. also! i was thinking how kylo doesn't have much training either, though we have no idea how much or little he hased since it isn't shown. but he's young, and lived mostly was with his parents, so i figure he couldn't have had THAT much. so that is why he wasn't able to kill rey in first movie. it's not like she beats him, she just manages to not die! i don't think she needs that much training for that. but again, i'd have to watch again.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 26, 2021 15:23:48 GMT
we gotta stop handing out assignments!@ who is in charge of the curriculum anyway! and how do i keep getting signed up for these classes? gah!@# procrastination is as procrastination does. maybe i should eat some chocolates. :B maybe that's actually too good. how about: so many horrible videos of us being horrible. *oobyhoonds* looking at the curriculum, i think more arguing about things neither of us is sure of is on the agenda!@# rey, it is time for your managing to not die training! ;hyper; also i really like this angle! NO ONE IS BEING TRAINED IN THESE NEW MOVIES!@# it is just horrible people with lightsabers!@# kylo ren is pretty trbl. just some emo punk with a darth vader fetish!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 27, 2021 15:19:07 GMT
who is in charge of the curriculum anyway! and how do i keep getting signed up for these classes? gah!@# i'm not sure anyone is! that is not a recipe for a super sweet curriculum!! i think that might help! or, at least be something you could do. this gif is amazing! it's this one only marvel! amazing! you got it bro! on the internet for mass love and appreciation!!! I'm up to 119 subscribers and getting 6500 views a month. this is like almost the entire syllabus!! we gotta be getting an A in this course!!! that basically is what these new movies are! he really grew on me after this saturday night live! just fantastic. made me go from thinking he was horrible to kinda loving him.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 28, 2021 16:52:26 GMT
i'm not sure anyone is! that is not a recipe for a super sweet curriculum!! i had no idea cooking fish was so easy! *put in microwave* *add bbq sauce* seems like something we would spend a ton of time one! BROTHER! LET'S RECREATE A GIF AND MAKE IT MORE HORIBLER! tho we'd probably pick one that no one recognizes!!@@# i know! the fish microwave one!! 1 part horrible untrained lightsaber people 1 part recycled death star plot *riches* snl kylo is THOUSANDS of times better than serious movie kylo ren!!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 2, 2021 9:22:51 GMT
i had no idea cooking fish was so easy! *put in microwave* *add bbq sauce* i sure plan on giving this a try! oh that's good!! maybe make a horrible animated one that no one wants but we'll love!! but it DID EQUAL RICHES!@!# unlike all of are sweet plans which are actually better than that plan! or... they seem better. so in my mind while watching, they are the same person character! it makes real star wars movies kylo times well, like you said, a thousand times better!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 2, 2021 15:54:49 GMT
oh that's good!! maybe make a horrible animated one that no one wants but we'll love!! those two quotes back to back might be the perfect microcosm of our internet presence. i'm not sure i've watched any kylo movies since the snl thing happened. so i have that to look forward to! which is nice.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2021 7:30:02 GMT
we should really do some internet riches howto videos!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 4, 2021 14:42:00 GMT
see, now ur thinking! oh! and we could make them really horrible! for spice reasons of course! ;hyper;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 6, 2021 4:50:24 GMT
oh! and we could make them really horrible! for spice reasons of course! ;hyper;;; right! not because that is the only kind we CAN make!! it's on purpose cuz it's comedy gold!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 6, 2021 15:20:02 GMT
why mess with a winning formula!@# *pointstohaid*
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 7, 2021 6:39:20 GMT
there is no reason to! none! so winning.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 6, 2023 23:26:24 GMT
also! the new show Andor. well, it isn't new really now. but it is about the formation of the rebels! so i think this would be teh earliest in teh timeline. i guess i'm enticing you. it got pretty good towards the end of the season.
wait, i thought it would have been then. but i guess it's 5 years before rogue one. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 9, 2023 12:43:35 GMT
hmm.. i don't believe i ever saw the Solo movie! weird. also now you have to watch Obi-Wan!!! SORRY THAT'S JUST THE RULES!!@@# you should edit it in teh order on post #1 as stef gets added to this amazing universe that needs tons of more stories told about it.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 11, 2023 0:07:03 GMT
i definitely need to update the list. it's WAY off now. jc the number of series disney has put out in star wars universen is amazing. even beyond what i would have ever imagined when disney bought the franchise.
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