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Post by ditkanate on Apr 29, 2021 15:00:33 GMT
ok well i lead chapta 9. ahh.. so they get to koobville or wherever. and, i gotta say, the koobs speaking galactic or whatever, NTG!!!@# pretty offensive tbh! reminding me of jar jar combined with starvin marvin from south park!@# OHHH YA *CLICK CLOCK* YOU BIG DIE! YOU BIG NICK NOCK!@# devers: CHUN! BRING ME THAT TRANSLATOR BOT I TOLD YOU TO BRING!!@# chun: ;weary; :B we don't... you didn't... it's.... gah!@# devers: ohhh GREAT!@#$ WELL I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE!@#@#$$#@$#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 30, 2021 0:45:09 GMT
but these are just fog people brother!! not some horrible humans! totally different!
i think this is from 10
devers trying to talk with the chief is pretty great! TELL HIM TO TALK TO ME!~ I NET TAWK TOO DUM HULMUT GY! I TAWK U! U DRINK STEF. WE LUK! WE KOOB NOT HORRIBLE AFRIKUN! listened to 11 too my godo chpa! eh. hmm. there was more koob stuff. and chun and devers maybe... eh. well, i know it was a chapter lead!! i feel like it just wasn't all that spicy. oh yeah, they blasted some music. i got the impression heavy metal or space metal. CHUN!@# TURN THAT OFF NOW!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 30, 2021 17:18:26 GMT
but these are just fog people brother!! not some horrible humans! totally different! i'd think fog people would talk more like MOAANN AND GROAANNN AND BIIIGGG DIIIEEEAHHHHHHH MEESA TRIBE GODO TRIBE U HELP N DRINK STEF. CLICK CLOCK. that's what we lege peeps call a good old fashioned KOOB REPHRASE!@# aww fuck. i just typed koob backwards by mistake and it said book! and then my brain tumbled down into this "koob is book backwards into dad shouting OOOB!!! at games" morass!!@# BROTHER! HELP! HELP MY GODO CHPA!!@# ;ballhands; ooohhh. i haven't lead that yet but i am SUPER LOOKING forwards to it. ;rubhands;;; ok i'm back!@#$ lead ch 11. REQUEST PERMISSION TO SHOOT ALL THE KOOBS SIR? gotta say, i'm with exo, KTF these croaking bastages. ;rolleyes; at the music thing. this is super old music. played by hand u can tell. not a tune orb around. and the musician is banging on those... what do you call them oh yeah drums. like his koobs are blarging for it.
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Post by isthisamo on May 1, 2021 4:22:50 GMT
i'd think fog people would talk more like MOAANN AND GROAANNN AND BIIIGGG DIIIEEEAHHHHHHH mooaan! and we r baaarrellee heerrreee and groaaann!! -- more fog people i guess boy, the jar jar mixed with horrible african clicking is extra horrible godo brother. OOOOBB!! i'm pretty sure the best i could do is maybe give you a shove. but that will just kind of make your in the morass times more shovey and worse! OH! what was that quarterback's name we used to shout as well. can't remember. oh, that was something to look forward to alright! wow, this book is making you extra horrible! i think they should go to some sweet koob restaurants and eat some koob eggs and stuff! maybe find a baby yoda! make this book actually good!! did he really say that?! WTF is that supposed to even mean! i have no idea! u has koobs?
OOOOBBB!!!
OK, so listened to 12. i guess it was some robot journalist and he is waiting for them at camp ford? somewhere. camp forge maybe. and he is reporting on stuff. and so he is reporting on a massacre at camp forge. but no one is around to here or know about his report. i think that is what was going on. i was confused and lacking will power to give a shit enough to make sense of it!!
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Post by isthisamo on May 3, 2021 0:53:41 GMT
Listened to 13 and 14. - i didn't write a spoiler really.
It's still warry. - kind of a spoiler sort of.
there's a lot of stuff with koobs and devers and chun and ford and stuff. we might be finally formulating some plot that isn't just a koob war. :dunno: - this too kinda sorta
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Post by isthisamo on May 4, 2021 3:02:12 GMT
I better post. maybe you are listening on vacation but not posting. i understand. this one isn't important since I wasn't thinking we would YouTube review this one. i mean we could, but i don't think much point.
i listened to 15. it is a chapter lead. - spoilers this time i guess
so devers is great. doesn't understand that the moonuh tribe is double-crossing them. chats freely on the channel that the moonah people can hear i think. which ford and chun are super stoked about. not sure where going from here. i hope somewhere spicy, but i don't has TONS of hope. :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 4, 2021 12:33:13 GMT
i haven't lead anything yet on vaca but when i do... WHEN I DO BROTHER! i will come back here and post spice replies the likes of which you've never seen!@# ok, well, i think you've seen wahtever spice level i'm capable of achieving. BUT NEVERTHELESS I WILL POST AT THOSE LEVELS!@# or maybe just below that level. :/
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Post by ditkanate on May 4, 2021 23:34:14 GMT
mooaan! and we r baaarrellee heerrreee and groaaann!! -- more fog people i guess didn't expect you to hatefully marginalize teh fog people like that. wow. smdh.. VERDUUUZZZZCOOOOOOOO!!!@#$@#$$@#$ holy fuck you shoved me but good!!!@#@#@# a baby yoda koob would definitely help me feeling empathy for the horrible frog people!!@#$@#$ brother yes that was camp forge!@# and it is toast except for Pulley teh pulitzer JOURNALIST ROBOT!@# :/ so devers was definitely lying when he said he talked to camp forge adn teh chiasm. just in case we weren't 100% sure about that. and now i pludge on to Part 2 i guess. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on May 5, 2021 5:41:15 GMT
didn't expect you to hatefully marginalize teh fog people like that. wow. smdh.. i did it with joy in my heart. let's see here. how can i not butt shove my brother... thinking... thinking... *shoves again* *it's in the butt again* DAMMIT!@#@ exactly. all the sudden we'd love 'em. i mean, currently, i kinda hate about everyone in this book. i guess chun and ford aren't too bad... i didn't even notice that there WAS a part 2! i was just pludging thru chapters :ballhands: so i leaded 16 as well!! i should probably stop... BUT IT'S JUST SOOO GOOOODD!! :no: anyway. so was that last chapter or this #16 one, where he yanks a little girl out of a hole and rips her foot off and then she dies. well done chun. well done. no baby yodakoob unfortunately. just some civies all upset cuz a bunch of their friends and wives and families and stuff were needlessly slaughtered! bunch a whiners!!
hey! to be fair lady! we mostly just watched as the koobs slaughtered these people with mortar cannons or whatever!! then we did shoot ONE of you. but she was pretty frog looking, tbh!!
what chun actually says: WE THUT U WUZ BUD!!! U NET HUS FLUG!! :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 6, 2021 21:50:45 GMT
there's a lot of stuff with koobs and devers and chun and ford and stuff. we might be finally formulating some plot that isn't just a koob war. :dunno: - this too kinda sorta leaded 13-14: so kreggakkkk lied about the village he wanted them to town, cuz it had human scientists in it and wasn't the tribal seat or whatever of the annik tribe. good thing devers just agrees to do whatever the koobs want. *kreggaakkk licks his left eye* nothing like the smell of dead koobfish! i don't have much else at this point. devers is either a complete idiot or traitor. probably both. but i dunno wads going on really. ;shrug;
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Post by isthisamo on May 7, 2021 1:14:25 GMT
good thing devers just agrees to do whatever the koobs want. *kreggaakkk licks his left eye* of course that is what he does!! maybe that is his tell of lying but nobody knew that. maybe we turn every show and book we ever read into chopped!@ me neither bro!! these are chapters listened to.
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Post by ditkanate on May 8, 2021 0:31:22 GMT
I better post. maybe you are listening on vacation but not posting. i understand. this one isn't important since I wasn't thinking we would YouTube review this one. i mean we could, but i don't think much point. i listened to 15. it is a chapter lead. - spoilers this time i guess so devers is great. doesn't understand that the moonuh tribe is double-crossing them. chats freely on the channel that the moonah people can hear i think. which ford and chun are super stoked about. not sure where going from here. i hope somewhere spicy, but i don't has TONS of hope. :B devers is basically teh bae. and super good at strategery! i mean, yeah, if the legionarres had followed his orders everyone would be dead, but i mean that's not his fault ya know.
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Post by isthisamo on May 8, 2021 10:10:34 GMT
devers is basically teh bae. and super good at strategery! i mean, yeah, if the legionarres had followed his orders everyone would be dead, but i mean that's not his fault ya know. WOULD YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME!@# this is very important! i am very important! the mission is all that matters. not whether you all die or not!@# :hugegiantrolleeys:
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Post by isthisamo on May 10, 2021 9:42:36 GMT
man you has catchin up to do! i thought you'd have done some more.
i leaded 17 i guess last night.
very happeny. they got back to the camp and it's wiped out. but we already knew that. but now THEY know. devers didn't take it well and neither did XO.
i guess they are about to find the reporter droid and get the report of it happening. that is sure to be great. but also hopefully informative.
that is all.
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Post by ditkanate on May 10, 2021 14:30:06 GMT
i kinda hate about everyone in this book. i guess chun and ford aren't too bad... not sure he exactly ripped her foot off. i think her foot/leg was severed/trapped in teh rubbles! but, tbh he definitely didn't do too good saving her!@#$ ;hugegiantrolleyes: go cry some more you fucking dumbass whiners. ;jerkit; u shud be thanking us really, if you think about it. ;stuburn; hey, dun look at US. YOU'RE THE ONES OUT HERE LOOKING TOO FROGGY WITH NO FLUG!@#$ ;pea; also they all ;rubhands; and talk about how greta its going to be to take out the next unsuspecting koob village. ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on May 11, 2021 3:56:23 GMT
if that doesn't sum up feelings about this book i don't know what does!! well, that and this! well, we don't know what happened. he yanked her out in a hurry and she screamed the whole time. so how much of her foot was attached still before he ripped her out of there, the author doesn't say. so therefore I get to speculate! so in the book I'M reading, chun ripped that poor bitches foot off BIGTIME!! he's a legionnaire!! so buff he didn't even notice. she was dead either way whether he left her or ripped her. so it's not his fault per se. exactly!@# where's the thanks!! how about a thank you reach around lady!@#!@ pretty much how i imagine army types. tbh. well, it's all they know. KTF muthafuckas. KTF!
so i listened to the next one. 18 i assume. i'd look it up but :jerk_it:
so they found the reporter robot. he sure is reportery!! TOO much, probably. some more yelling at each other maybe. oh they have a plan to send a signal to get picked up. so that's the next plot point. some horrible stuff about how these soldiers are whacking off all the time. so that's nice.
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Post by ditkanate on May 11, 2021 11:33:00 GMT
very happeny. they got back to the camp and it's wiped out. but we already knew that. but now THEY know. devers didn't take it well and neither did XO. i guess xo was pretty nonplussed by ol' devers! seems fair tbh. it was informative i guess. at least to them. we already knew all that stuff. i leaded 17 and also 18 now. back on track now that i can listen to and from work. :/ pulley: would you prefer male or female reporter? masters: FEMALE@!@#$ OMFGFEMALE!@$%!@#$!@#%$!@$%!$% i guess twenties eye is gonna rot out of his haid now that they had to leave without medical supplies. so he has that going for him. well, we don't know what happened. he yanked her out in a hurry and she screamed the whole time. so how much of her foot was attached still before he ripped her out of there, the author doesn't say. so therefore I get to speculate! so in the book I'M reading, chun ripped that poor bitches foot off BIGTIME!! he's a legionnaire!! so buff he didn't even notice. she was dead either way whether he left her or ripped her. so it's not his fault per se. i guess i should read your book! get on board with the reacharound lady, or get busy dyin. ktf. exo, probably. the KTF motto doesn't leave much room for examining the situation or thinking things through!@#$ definitely a tad too reportery!@#$ HAY!@# WE DON'T NEED THE LOCAL STATION PAUSE BREAKS TIA HTH!@#$@#$@#$ KINDA IN A HURRY is that another plot point from your book that you are reading? just speculation because that masters guy really wanted to see the female news anchor holo and also had those lady chit things he's mad he gave away? i guess his name IS masters... ;pipe;;
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Post by isthisamo on May 12, 2021 6:33:13 GMT
i guess xo was pretty nonplussed by ol' devers! seems fair tbh. xo spends a lot of time unhappy with ol devdev. i guess we know a bit more about pulley or whatever. *it's just some cartoon digital lady pretending to read news. *masters drools and can't wait to whack later that's gonna be sweeet!! maybe he'll get a bionic eye eventually. you know, if they don't all die. dang straight!! get on board!! though, there might be a bit more masturbation than your book. that sounds like exo! he's pretty horrible. nuance shmuance!! is another one of their mottos. if this wasn't a lady we'd put a stop to this!@#! from the back: TAKE UR TOP OFF!@#
yes! this is from my booko. oh like masters isn't whacking like crazy to that reporter lady! give me a break!
so i sort of tried to listen to the next one but then i sort of spaced off/fell asleep and all the sudden was like, oh! this book is still going and it was in like chapter 20 and i had no idea wtf was going on. so i gotta go back and figure out where in 19 i drifted off. i think the answer is like 30 seconds in!!
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Post by ditkanate on May 12, 2021 13:30:03 GMT
xo spends a lot of time unhappy with ol devdev. devdev bleedy mcpunchface. i guess. wow icbtmb don't worry guyz, i will give you all super great obits once ur daid. i mean, to be fair i got the impression it was a very realistic cartoon digital lady!@# not like jessica rabbit or something. masters [to himself as he stares at teh cartoon]: ;drool; dats goin into da masterbank for later! ;pointstohaid; *they all die* *the remaning 13+ hours of the book is just pulley doing horrible obituaries. us: also us: *pludge* i had no idea the edge of the galaxy was so masturbatey!!@# ;hyper;; WAIT, DO I LIVE THERE LMAOOO!@#$ ;roflmao; do you promise to teach me what it means later? ;hyper;; ;pray;; YEAH! DIGITAL BOOBS ASAP! seems like a reasonable request at this point. also should be easy for pulley to pull off i'd think! from the back: HEY PULLEY I GOT SOMETHIN FOR YA TO PULL! heh. *nudges guy next to him* get it? pull? i'm talking about my dick and his name is pulley. ;snicker; *guy next to him moves a bit further away* *the platoon is standing around watching the summary of the destruction of camp forge* *masters drops trou and whacks it like a madman* [really wish we had the hw board smileys here ;jkgaywhackit; ] ;weary; ok well i lead chpta 19 dis morning. it is a tip that they climbed some mountain to get into OUTPOST ZULU! which will broadcast pulley's info faster or something. at least that is the hope. pretty dumbjim frustrating chapter. they are knocking on the door of the place and no one is answering. doesn't even begin to dawn on them that perhaps something happened here too. naw, the 3 techs are just holed up in there snug as bugs i'm sure. why would anyone believe otherwise? it's not like ur star destroyer and camp forge both got obliterated by rebels. i'm sure they left ur comm station alone bigtime!@#$ ;HUGEGIANTROLLEYES;;;; also some ;suspicious; stuff about this scientist lady who has super top level access and knows everything and came in on some death star megadestroyer ship. what? i'm just some innocent republic science lady. ;eyeflash; relax guy take a rest! ;floet;;
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Post by isthisamo on May 13, 2021 1:38:43 GMT
devdev bleedy mcpunchface. i guess. wow icbtmb OH! i see it's horrible time!@# sweet! i'm totally down with that!@# -you i don't know about you all, but that makes me feel better. jessica rabbit would make MORE sense! she was all booby!! hmm, that would actually be an interesting twist! a bit long maybe. but not necessarily worse. is this a gud amtiviney?! if you don't die!!@ pulley: i could do that, but i will not. the network would not care for it. maybe he only moved further away cuz he wanted room to pull his out too. :dunno:
oh come on!@# you were all thinking it!@ he shouts i re-listened. i had got about 5-6 minutes in. they was climbing the mountain and i drifted off. i mean, it was crazy spicy so i don't know how i could have done that!! ;HUGEGIANTROLLEYES;;;;
but yeah. the assumption that they are fine and dandy and just in there was a bit strange. i guess they didn't see any evidence around the post that indicated a struggle.
hey relax! how about another one of those reach arounds you love so much. :eyeflash: ok...
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