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Post by ditkanate on May 13, 2021 12:40:47 GMT
OH! i see it's horrible time!@# sweet! i'm totally down with that!@# -you always!! i was born for horrible time!@#$ POW SOCKA LOCKA PEW POW!@#$@#$@#$ i guess you're right. i'd kind of forgotten! FOR GODS SAKE DON'T SHOW THIS TO MASTERS!@#$@$# just different book words than i was expecting, pouring into my earholes. you. omg that is SO pulley!@#$ ;pea; OH I THOUGHT U WANTED US ALL TO WHIP OUT OUR DICKS! SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD PLAN SO I MOVED AWAY FROM YOU!@#$ YOU KNOW, FOR THE EXTRA DICKROOM!@#$@$#$#@@#$@$# HEY PULLEY WE ARE READY FOR YOU TO PULL ON ALL OUR DICKS THAT ARE OUT!!@#@#$ boy, he really nudged the wrong guy. :/ i suppose that is true. except for the part when no one comes and lets them in... ok FINE! but i'm not happy about it!@# ;stuburn; (he's happy about it bigtime) wait, is this the reacharound book? does this chick have vines or tentacles? lead chpta 20: surprisingly, THINGS DID NOT GO WELL IN OUTPOST ZULU!!@@# ;weary; first, tho... NITPICK!!!@# so they're going in to clear the room, and he is describing how they're doing it. "it's like seamball! i'll take the first bag line you go up third bag line!@#" OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST CALL IT FUCKING BASEBALL so Rook gets blastered. and i thought... GOOD THING HE HAD A BUCKET! REALLY HELPED HIM OUT!@#$@#$ ;HUGEGIANTROLLEYESAFFDSFGSFGSF!@#$@#$ *two experienced legionnaires go to clear a room* *they get blastered by some tech dude who's high as a kite* :B good job. great job all around. well done. ;vernoog;; getting tired of comapappy. either wake up and writhe around and shout some orders or let's be done with him!@# ;pea; BUT THE CYCLER HASN'T FINISHED DOING ITS THING YET!@# ;twak;;
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Post by isthisamo on May 15, 2021 2:25:27 GMT
always!! i was born for horrible time!@#$ POW SOCKA LOCKA PEW POW!@#$@#$@#$ *pops out of mom POW!@# SOCKA WOCKA WOO!@# PING PLAM! POO PEE PEW!@
mom and dad: wow! we dun gud!!
oh man! he won't even wait till they get back to the eh, barracks or sled or whatever! just hide behind a pile a koobs!! well, yeah! don't much matter. come on pulley!@#! throw us a boob! can't u show us a private boob show?
pulley: no masters. and this is going into your obit!!
boy! he sure did! now the ORIGINAL guy is moving away. and not cuz of his huge dick! it's cuz he is getting ready to do dick sword battling of course!@ whooo!@#@! MAYBE!! she is very suspiciousy! with her weird ship she came in and knowledge she has but shouldn't. so maybe she has tentacles too! so surprising! oh yeah! that was so dumb! yeah, i didn't understand that at all. so they are carefully going in to clear the room and check for danger and stuff. so how did they not notice the raving lunatic with a giant cobbled together blaster until he was shooting them?! makes no sense! yes! he keeps bringing it up over and over! JUST END IT!
so leaded 21! HooAAHH!!
so more fighting koobs.
ford: surrender now or be destroyed! them: ehh. uhh. wait, BOSS! AREN'T WE WINNING?! eye thot sew! we net understand! :B
i guess that is my chapter summary
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Post by ditkanate on May 18, 2021 13:24:27 GMT
*pops out of mom POW!@# SOCKA WOCKA WOO!@# PING PLAM! POO PEE PEW!@ mom and dad: wow! we dun gud!! a real chip off the ol horrible block!!@# luckily there are koob piles everywhere!@# *whacks it behind a pile of rotting stinky fishmen* maybe.. click clock, i... BIG cum. oof. lol of course it is! lieutenant first class master. 2453 - 2478 lieutenant masters served faithfully as a republic legionnaire and was killed in action on a mission to the planet kublar. lieutenant masters was a real pervert for the cartoon boobs and whacked off an inappropriate amount and in a wide array of inappropriate areas. we thank him for his service. find you a lady who can fix ur comms AND give you a reacharound with her dustgoo vines!!@# ;usehaid;; i thought their bucketheads showed them all life forms in the vicinity or whatever and marked them friendly or enemy or unknown!@# dumbjim book. hooah indeed godo! well done chpa! lots of dead koobs! sure seems like this mid core rebellion outfit could use some air support! hitting them from the ground isn't working too good. :B started 22, not quite finished. more koob big die times. PAPPY'S AWAKE!@#$ WHOO!@#$@ lots of words about comms and patching comms and getting the koob dude off their comms and comms. L-com.
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Post by isthisamo on May 18, 2021 14:09:59 GMT
a real chip off the ol horrible block!!@# wow, that describes you to a T! a more appropriate oof was never else uttered in all of time! what a great and accurate obit! we do thank the perv! :eyeflash: the perfect lady... *swoon *aggravation clouds are swooping in very much many big die! and big cums too probably!
so yeah, leeded 22!@
ffs I'm so ahead. so, i don't know. more war stuff. i think a lot of comm talk! also, it was like you predicted teh air future! cause the answer was air support! ur a real war genius!
so then i also leedud 23.
That is like the air chapter. also the last chapter!! i was like, oh, it's over? but there is like 10 hours left? and i got a 1 hour epilogue to pludge through and then... OH! another whole booko!@# FANTASTIC!@#! I CAN'T WAIT!@#! WHOOO!@#@!
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Post by ditkanate on May 19, 2021 14:01:00 GMT
*aggravation clouds are swooping in maybe those are n64 antiair grav missile launch tube mortars!@# vernoog. also, i mean maybe it's only obvious to a war genius such as myself, but i think i'd have preferred to have the air support BEFORE AND / OR DURING THE MAIN ASSAULT!@# but again, perhaps i'm a war savant. SURPRISE THEY IS RESCUED! also i guess pappy is dead. he didn't get to be awake and helpful for too long! oh and they killed old big die kreggakk-k. now i guess we get the epilogue. :/ seriously tho, this was basically just one big long war battle book. wtf. i mean KTF!@#$ dat-dat-dat whizzzoooooo boom!@# GOOD SHOOTING EXO!@#$ okimfinished.
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Post by isthisamo on May 20, 2021 2:31:15 GMT
maybe those are n64 antiair grav missile launch tube mortars!@# that sounds right to me! but i'm not the war expert you are. yes! it made no sense that the mcr or whoever attacked right before their immanent air support arrived! let's run everyone in to get slaughtered FIRST!! :usehaid: that WAS a big surprise. i thought they'd all be daid. :B like maybe it would just be a repeat of camp forge only with the group we've been following. yes sir on both counts sir. i've already leeded the epilogue sir. it was a long story sir about some other aliens and i guess pappy! just some random old guy in a bar to tell XO a story about teh worst aliens evar and stuff. so... are we doing this next booko? which is sure to be more of the same here?
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Post by ditkanate on May 20, 2021 13:03:46 GMT
yes! it made no sense that the mcr or whoever attacked right before their immanent air support arrived! let's run everyone in to get slaughtered FIRST!! :usehaid: meh. it's just a bunch of koobs mostly. who cares! it is a distraction technique!@#$ maybe the legionnaires won't notice the ships coming in cuz of the huge piles of rotting koob bodies!!@# ;usehaid; not sure the next book actually follows any of this crew tho. ;hmm; ;pipe; PAPPY! ALL HAIL PAPPY!!@# *salutes* am i wrong in thinking his story was better than the story we just leaded for the last few weeks? :B ;pea; also yeah i guess i'm doing teh next one. books 1-2 came together from audible in one chunk so i guess i'll pludge on. you don't have to if you'd rather be out.
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Post by isthisamo on May 20, 2021 14:43:05 GMT
i don't get that impression, no. totally!! alright! onward and downward!
ur like, well! it can't be worse than the koob war!
*it totally can
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Post by ditkanate on May 20, 2021 15:24:28 GMT
maybe book 2 follows the soul of k-k-k-kreggakkk into the depths of koob hell as he battles creatures of teh underworld!@# EVEN BIGGER DIE
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Post by isthisamo on May 21, 2021 0:22:47 GMT
ah if only.
listened to whatever the first thing is of book 2. it's like pre-chapter 1.
it is a tip that more wraith and chun and stuff! tho, then it switched to 7 years in future for like 5 seconds and i didn't understand what was going on. then i stop.
that was your recap. it is all i have. you can have it.
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Post by ditkanate on May 21, 2021 13:25:07 GMT
thank you for that. i feel like when a cat brings home a mouse or mole or whatever and drops it dead at your feet as a gift!@#
i haven't started it yet. took a day off from the edge of teh galaxy. i'll dive back in real soon tho! you've really whetted my appetite!@# ;jkgay;;
came back and edited to make quick prediction: the "cybars" or whatever they were from the pappy story. THEY AIN'T DEAD BABY!@#$ seems like a long story to talk about them and build them up as killy kill machines to just drop it and never talk about them again... ;hmm; :pipe:
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Post by isthisamo on May 22, 2021 4:39:02 GMT
that seems very reasonable. i haven't seen any yet. but that seems reasonable that they would show up.
i listened to chapter 1.
it's about some lady. and her robot protector thing that is pretty annoying.
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Post by ditkanate on May 22, 2021 14:31:25 GMT
pulley! ;hyper;; i doubt it, he didn't seem very protectory. annoying tho!
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Post by isthisamo on May 23, 2021 3:32:30 GMT
no, this roboto, which i don't recall hasing a name, is no pulley! so, did you listen to chapter 1 then? wow. you had a lot of insights about it!
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Post by ditkanate on May 24, 2021 12:55:49 GMT
i have not started yet. ;hypere;;!@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on May 25, 2021 5:14:39 GMT
What the hell!!?? i'm through chapter 2!! wtf is going on! are you just trolling me! ur the one who said lets continue!
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Post by ditkanate on May 25, 2021 13:43:05 GMT
a) WELL I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D JUST CAREEN HEADLONG INTO IT LIKE UR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE!@#$@#$ that seems very reasonable. i haven't seen any yet. but that seems reasonable that they would show up. i listened to chapter 1. it's about some lady. and her robot protector thing that is pretty annoying. 2. ok so i've lead chapter 1 now. thought the book was gonna follow the horrible ship captain and his... *checks notes* "woolbonky"? but instead its about some crap kid they typed up!@#$@#$ ;yuck;; and her KRS88 parentally annoying robot! MISS! I DO NOT RECOMMEND FINDING A BOUNTY HUNTER ALSO THAT ESTABLISHMENT HAS VIOATED HEALTH CODES SO WE SHOULD NOT EAT THERE. though, as you well know, miss, i am a robot who does not eat human food as that would be quite stupid but i thought i would remind you of that fact even tho i'm 100% sure you know that i do not eat. since i'm a robot. and have taken care of you your whole life. it isn't like we just met. :B HAY AUTHOR GUY OR WHOEVER!@# CAN WE GO BACK TO THAT WOOLBONKY CAT THING OR WHATEVER IT WAS!@# TIA HTH FWIW SMH!@#$$@#@#$$@#
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Post by isthisamo on May 26, 2021 1:11:40 GMT
the author really did an amazing job of making that robot the most horrible thing ever! who would make or want a robot like that?! :hyper: i guess maybe it was made for children but yet this girl still has it. like she was supposed to upgrade but never did. so when you get to 2 you will realize that we are following yet another group/person! is THIS going to be the main character? is this one of those books where we are following 57 different narratives? like it's not confusing enough when you use some dumb future word for stuff that is just what we have now like baseball!! i am getting completely lost with this book already!
i guess i've also leedid chapter 3 already! jeez!
hey, 2 chapters in a row about the same narrative. refreshing! maybe we have settled on the actual character of the book. am i supposed to like this captain keel? i guess he's alright. not sure yet about him and his hologram sidekick. the legions are still rooned by the horrible points apparently. also i guess this keel is some super shooter super dude. :shrug:
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Post by ditkanate on May 26, 2021 2:50:28 GMT
the author really did an amazing job of making that robot the most horrible thing ever! who would make or want a robot like that?! :hyper: i guess maybe it was made for children but yet this girl still has it. like she was supposed to upgrade but never did. well, at least it has an "insectoid" like head! so that's nice. yeah i leeded 2. he already used some dumb future word in this book and now i can't remember what it was. it was pretty stupid tho!@#$ well they did give devers a medal for his heroic actions with the koobs, so the point system is obviously working out bigtime!@# keep pludging fwd with that!@#$ also, i'm pretty sure i'm offended by the hologram's accent. ;stuburn;
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Post by isthisamo on May 27, 2021 5:58:33 GMT
well, at least it has an "insectoid" like head! so that's nice. i don't know that i caught that bit. even better! <spoiler>he continues his horribility. me neither! i know it was dumb, that is all. gotta go find my slug thrower... oh man! i'm so offended! i almost stopped leeding!!
so i'm through chpater 4. the answer was more kid and insectobot! he's horrible. i guess this bounty hunter might be even more badass then capatin keel! maybe they're brothers!
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