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Post by ditkanate on Aug 17, 2021 12:44:31 GMT
CHAPTER 15 - GILLY! (The Source)
ahhh gilly. stuck to teh walk pak pakking with mak tak.
Anders: why are you standing like that?
Gilly: I'M STUCK! ;hyper;
thought it was slightly odd they had that much time in the gikky room with no salamanders interrupting. oh well, i guess it don't matter now!
they're in the sac room. gilly is trying to work out wad type of queen would hatch out all these horrible sacs: "He started doing the math on how much mass would be involved. It seemed like the answer was a lot." ;hyper
indeed fine gilly! a lot was indeed the answer@@#$$#@ also it's a whole planethive of salamander egg goomaking!@#$ enjoy!@#$ tia! hth!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 18, 2021 4:22:10 GMT
running is good for you! and, i mean, it's not so bad, relax guy take a rest! basically, just think of it like this: it's very similar to breathing atmosphere that turns your lungs into viscous pools of acid.  I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE DOESN'T DO IT! :hyper;; oh!@ and, if you run long enough maybe your toenails will fall off! no big deal. they grow back usually!!
lol. what the hell Anders! i just like to stand like this. it's my new favorite. WTF! look at all this resin around me!@#
i guess maybe it is dark in there.
especially given that ol anders didn't exactly come in there quietly! but whatevs.
it was a good idea that gikky had even tho it didn't work.
also, that salamander came out and boy did he town everything quick!~@# like everything was towned like immediately.  |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 18, 2021 9:21:12 GMT
also it is a tip that BEANY MC BEANINGTON!!!
she's next. the next chapter. 16 maybe. don't have it in front of me. i think it was called survivor.
so crazy almost last chapter. she was right about the ship all along!? i wondered if they were gonna do that the way she loved it and stuff. it was totally listening and also it saved her and also towned the maktaks to hell!@ holy moly.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 18, 2021 12:54:46 GMT
oh!@ and, if you run long enough maybe your toenails will fall off! no big deal. they grow back usually!! see now you're talking me into it even more! my toenails are horrible!@#$#$ ;hyper;;;; all i have to do is breathe some acid and i could get rid of them? SIGN ME UP!@# i guess.  maybe the gikky dangle room is only for the gross nurse ones and he was mak tak was busy having is pus sack sucked in the sac suck room!@#  so unless you're interrupted by mak tak or whatever you're left alone. and anders killed most of the nurses and stef on his way in so maybe the ones that were still alive were busy trying to save sac rooms or something. i dunno. ANYWAY IRRELEVANT NOW!@# i mean... he was kind of right! he just miscalculated! it wasn't just a lot of mass it was ALL THE MASS!@# the entire hive is one giant nutsack!@#$ ;hyper;;;; also  "that salamander"? HOW DISRESPECTFUL THAT WAS MAKTAK BABY!!@#$#$@ i guess it was bad luck he came in there right when anders was charging up the old gun.  i kinda thought gikky would at least lightning town the room he ended up in. maybe its pointless, but heck why not!@# that's the diff between him and anders i gez. |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 19, 2021 12:59:46 GMT
also it is a tip that BEANY MC BEANINGTON!!! beans! bookbeans! spacebeans!@ BEANS!@# Crap! I'd forgot about her towning the giant ship tube, of COURSE the ship camed back and saved her!@# *wub* also ;leer; so basically anders saved her! if he hadn't shown her how to shipfuck she'd be screwed! also, the salamanders just wanted to Pak Pak! relax ship guy take a rest!@#
Nek Kik Mak Tak! Pak Pak! |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 20, 2021 1:57:51 GMT
see now you're talking me into it even more! my toenails are horrible!@#$#$ ;hyper;;;; all i have to do is breathe some acid and i could get rid of them? SIGN ME UP!@# i guess. well, also you have to run, like, really far. i think marathon type distances. maybe less for you since you suck so much. like maybe if ur nails suck really bad maybe they fall off easier. :dunno: we really have no idea wtf all the non-dead maktaks were up to. or how many backup nurse maktaks there were after a few got killed. :shrug: wait, we're IN THE NUTS!? aww man!
anders was right again, worst planet evar!!!
but they're ALL maktak! but sure.
seems like he had to charge it up a few times. he was bound to get screwed eventually. it's unfortunate you can't hold it and fire it while it's being charged. yeah, he's not anders. he doesn't get his jollies off just from shooting crap.
probably the working title while max wrote this.
i suppose the ship DID TALK MAK TAK in the end!
hey, you dun fuck with providence's lady! :nono:
so did you read the last sort of chapter thing? |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 20, 2021 13:47:41 GMT
wait, we're IN THE NUTS!? aww man! anders was right again, worst planet evar!!! too bad beany never got down into the nuts!!@# she could say she's towned the ai ships AND the maktaks!@#$ ;eyeflash;; Service: hay ur lucky we let you has any gun at all!@# UNGRATEFUL COCKBITES!@# ;stuburn;; i think maybe teh ship pak pakked "yippe ki yay motherfucker" right at the end there. ;hyper;; i did! :\ :/ ;shrug; so, is that it? |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 23, 2021 0:23:06 GMT
i guess so! NEXT!@#!@# did they win the war from killing the maktak planet hive thing? seems like that was implied. welp. i guess those maktak mofos are done! |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 23, 2021 0:53:29 GMT
might be some cleanup work to do but that was their main manufacturing facility. i hope my main manufacturing facility gets a little action later on, iykwimaidyd. ;leer;
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 23, 2021 4:59:02 GMT
*some aliens crash into your nuts and swim arounf in the hairy viscousness that is ur nuts
*ur ecstatic
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 23, 2021 13:55:25 GMT
i guess that does qualify as action!!@# whoo!!@# SEND IN THE MAK TAKS!!@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 24, 2021 0:08:06 GMT
whoo!@ not EXACTLY what i had in mind, but this is nice. good work mak taks! u |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 24, 2021 1:52:10 GMT
Pak Pak! i guess i'm not sure what's happening at this point. or what the mak tak's expect to happen.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 26, 2021 4:29:00 GMT
i guess maybe one of the aliens is captured and brought to some section of ur nuts that is fairly central to the... eh.. production area, and ur mak taks tell them they are going to kill them!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 26, 2021 13:33:02 GMT
ok so this is what happens on all of the hairy nutsack planets then. got it.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 27, 2021 12:24:06 GMT
as far as we know!! and if i know ur nuts at all! i'd say this seems pretty accurate in the current situation!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 27, 2021 13:20:18 GMT
*my nuts are taking alien prisoners and venting tornadoes full of salamanders out into space* |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 30, 2021 4:36:51 GMT
OH! ur venting buddy!! "salamanders" sure. we'll call them that. as good as any name i suppose. 
when will he stop?!
some unfortunate bystander who wishes they were not a bystander with all the wishing of their being!@#!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 30, 2021 15:10:38 GMT
wtf! that is way too many salamanders for one person to vent! ALSO I THINK I HAVE THE WORST BYSTANDER LUCK OF ANYONE EVER!@#$
i guess that's that same bystander.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 1, 2021 4:55:19 GMT
i think in general, you don't want to be a bystander. if that is how you are being referred to, you aren't having a good time. you don't hear, THAT INNOCENT BYSTANDER IS GOING TO BE THE HAPPY RECIPIENT OF SWEET MONEY AND JOY@# :no: more like, OH! that bystander just got pooped on by that passing goat with digestive problems!! that IS unfortunate!! however, i think this particular bystander, next to you, is experiencing an unprecedented level of terrible bystander luck. yes sir. and also, besides wishing to be just about anywhere else. i bet they are also wishing for their AI ship to come and rescue them away and blow up your nuts!@! probably. |
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so unless you're interrupted by mak tak or whatever you're left alone. and anders killed most of the nurses and stef on his way in so maybe the ones that were still alive were busy trying to save sac rooms or something. i dunno. ANYWAY IRRELEVANT NOW!@#
