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Post by ditkanate on Mar 7, 2022 18:36:48 GMT
wasn't sure where to put this, not sure it needs a new thread. started watching booby fett over the weekend and it shows him escaping the sarlac pit from ROTJ! ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 8, 2022 9:23:03 GMT
NEW THREAD!@!@ i'll start watching sometime soon. probably 2 weeks from now. :jkgay:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 14, 2022 14:40:17 GMT
Ep2: Spooky wookie! the hutt twins show up to challenge boba's reign on tattooine or whatever and they bring a mercenary who looks like a spooky evil wookie!@# ;hyper;
Not sure why there's a death train exactly. ;hmm; oh ok they explain it is a transport or whatever. nevermind.
Thank you for this fine brain lizard guide 🙂
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 3, 2022 3:11:47 GMT
Watched the first couple episodes ovur dare. ep. 1 was a lot of dream times and setup. the sarlac escape was pretty cool. not much to it. i guess his armor saved him. he looked pretty rough after that! he definitely isn't getting teh respect ol jabba had! *people immediately send ninja assassins to kill him. :B Ep2: Spooky wookie! the hutt twins show up to challenge boba's reign on tattooine or whatever and they bring a mercenary who looks like a spooky evil wookie!@# ;hyper; Not sure why there's a death train exactly. ;hmm; oh ok they explain it is a transport or whatever. nevermind. yeah. he did NOT look as friendly as chewy! :nono:
yeah, we were the same. what is the point of this train exactly? :headscrooch: oh. i guess it's to transport spice. *steals from dune* does disney own that too? probably.
totally couldn't have found a good stick without that!! no sir! impossible!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 3, 2022 23:41:42 GMT
Watched the first couple episodes ovur dare. ep. 1 was a lot of dream times and setup. the sarlac escape was pretty cool. not much to it. i guess his armor saved him. he looked pretty rough after that! lots of burnt skin times! ep3 they still are! spooky wookie! he's a tough bastard! i think they own everything tbh. DISNEY HAS TO GET THE SPICE FROM TATTOINE OVER TO DUNE!@#$@#$@#$ DEATH TRAIN'S THE ONLY WAY. ;usehaid; oh like ur gonna just FIND a perfect whacking stick without the brainlizard help. pshh. ;rolleyes; so ep3: more disrepect times (think taht's the title) he picks up some sweet colorful hovervespa street urchin people for his crew. ;weary; disney needs to get the gays engaged with this boba story!!@# at the beginning the water guy is from newsradio! and office space! ;hyper;; mumbles burn it down. ;hyper; boy, tattooine sure does like to have villages massacred and burned.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 7, 2022 17:25:32 GMT
Finished this the other day. So, the last 3 episodes (5-7) has a bunch of MANDOSPICE!!#@$#@$@$# ;hyper; but you have to pludge through the first 4 chalky unpleasant eps to get there!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 24, 2022 11:11:54 GMT
lots of burnt skin times! little did i know there would be all kinds of flashback burnt skin times! so i guess this one is the one where he gets some kid biker gang to join him.
and then later the hutts bring him a rancor and there are some real awkward scenes with that thing. and the hutts are like *petewee!* we don't want that dumb stupid spooky wookie anymore. he got captured by you chumps and your child gang there!
that makes sense. oh yeah, i forgot about all that stuff! the water guy! he didn't really do anything other than give boba his kid bikers.
then watched 4 too. preparing for war or something. and they kill the sarlacc! smh. and i think there was a big flashback about his armor or something. and he slaughters the people who slaughtered the tuskens. or he shoots 'em down. slaughter might be harsh.
so i guess the good stuff is teh next ones!!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 26, 2022 20:24:24 GMT
little did i know there would be all kinds of flashback burnt skin times! i probably should have told you! that way you'd have been sure to pludge through these WAY SOONER!@#$$#@ oh god i'd forgotten about the horrible kid bikers. they were teh WAERST!@$#@#$ OHHH LOOK AT MAH PASTEL COLORED SPACE BIKES!@# GRRR!@#$$@# none of this is ringing a bell! ;hyper; except i remember the hutts being horrible. you know what this means... YOU'VE COMPLETED THE REQUIRED PLUDGING!@#$ PROCEED APACE WITH TEH SPICEY SPICE OF SPICINGTONVILLE!$#@#@$ POSTE HASTE!$#@$@ episode 5, now with more slaughtering!~$@#$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 8, 2022 5:18:48 GMT
i probably should have told you! that way you'd have been sure to pludge through these WAY SOONER!@#$$#@ exactly. would have kept me focused! also, they just got their asses kicked by the huge scary spookie wookie. yeah, they aren't in it much after whatever episode that was that they handed over the wookie. 3 i think. :oobyhoons: watched 5 and 6. wasn't really tons of slaughtering. there was grogu's flashback of jedi slaughtering times that luke gave him.
luke; :vernoog:
so yeah, this really just turned into mandalorian again. there was barely any boba in either of these episodes. so remember we were talking about mando not having a ship and he would have to take spubers, well, HE DID BASICALLY TAKE THE SPACE BUS!@# and he had to check all his weapons under the bus and he just sticks the dark saber in there! :B
but also!@ also we talked about how a nonjedi can't use the light saber and lops off their kneecaps! well! mando practically does just that!@# and whacks himself in his own fucking leg with the dark saber!! my GOD we're good.
i felt the scene with fake luke and whatshername and grogu was a bit long. where luke made grogu hop arounf with the trainer ball shooting at him. and then grogu just breaks it. i'm like, isn't that thing kind of expensive? or do you just have your robot ants make more. or maybe you just forcefix it. :dunno:
i still think it's weird that they make the x-wing pilots just cops in these shows. ALRIGHT! LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!@ :B i'm like, eh. those are fighter pilots! not cops!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 18, 2022 20:32:29 GMT
exactly. would have kept me focused! ok. okokok. if i can make it through these scooter scenes i just KNOW there are some acidy skinburn times right arounf the corner. ;jkgay; *slaps face to keep awake* OF COURSE THEY DID!@# HOW COULD THEY NOT!@#$#@$ why won't they do a show about the hutt planet? just hutts 24/7/365 or however many days they have on huttington. WHO WOULDN'T WATCH THAT!#@$#@$ DAMMIT I SHOULD HAS GUESSES SPACE BUS!@# dumb dumb dumb. smh. well!@# it's a difficult weapon to wield!@#$ but, you see, all us peeps have swoot trainer ball luke memories so this was like HEY! I REMEMBER THOSE BALLS!@#$ ;HYPER; also can the robot ants, like, totally make anything?? they've moved on from rebellion to keeping the peace!@#$ and by keeping the peace i mean pulling you over for a busted spaceship light and asking for your license!@#$@#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 23, 2022 6:13:00 GMT
ok. okokok. if i can make it through these scooter scenes i just KNOW there are some acidy skinburn times right arounf the corner. ;jkgay; *slaps face to keep awake* sometimes it's amazing how much you get me. he has kicked a LOT of ass since! it'd be like that one show honey boo boo or whatever. maybe. i've never actually seen that. :B i guess he rode the spus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ apparently! also, when he was learning to use it with the armor mandalorian lady she was like you have to do wad it wants or some crap. jeez! how the hell do i know wad a sword wants! i'm trying to whack things with it. isn't that what it wants? if not, it's a pretty shitty sword!@#! so true. when they busted the ball out with grogu i was like, eh, isn't that for lightsaber training? seems a bit early for that with grogu! of course. makes total sense.
so finished!! speaking of making sense. which the star wars universe always does. the final episode it's the big fight. been gearing up for it for like 3 or 4 episodes. maybe the whole season. and of course they get double crossed by the folks who said sure, we'll go for your deal of not backing the pikes. and then the pikes come along and i'm sure were like, if you don't go with us, we'll kill you all. and they would be all. you know what. we'll go with that not being killed deal! TIA!! like, i don't see how you could have thought it would go any other way.
but anyway. the thing that really got to me was the walker robots. they couldn't hit anything!@# like there was scene after scene of one chasing boba's crew down the middle of the street and it's right behind them, and it can't shoot any of them! just blasting away and the ground and stuff. :weary: meanwhile the good guys are blasting bad guy's just right and left. practically never miss. but, that's star wars's thing i guess.
but it was pretty cool to have the rankor fight them in the end. and have old grogu come in and save teh day again.
so next is teh obi wan show i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 24, 2022 20:12:46 GMT
sometimes it's amazing how much you get me. sometimes, when im in the midst of watching a scooter scene, i wonder if i'm actually in uspace watching an unshow. yeah kicking ass is kind of spookywooky's thing i won't tell anyone! also i HAVE seen it! and i gotta say, if they called it Hutty Blob Blob it would totally fit!@#$ i guess. i'm hoping to ride the spus later myself. iykwimaidyd. fucks sake all this sword wants to do is sit arounf a campfire singing kumbaya!$@#$#@$#@ SLICE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SWORD!@#$$#@ SLICE AND STAB!@$@#$#@ GAHHH$%@%$#@%%$$% *i guess this sword rules mandalor* :B and with the amount of zaps grogu took i'm not sure he WAS ready! also that reminded me! the wife did NOT like the ball zapping poor litty grogy!! no sir! HAY! STOP THAT! ooohh this luke guy burns me up, he better give him a cookie soon!@$#$#@ the good guys have all teh bae shooty training! and armor that works instead of just being blaster bolt attactants!@$# also in the beginning of mando there was the bounty hunter bot who was like a super sharpshooter galore! i guess these robots need whoever programmed the aiming mechanism on him to work on them!@# yeah. turned out to be a show to watch. yeah i watched the first episode. ehh... can't remember if i started the second or not. was kind of boring me to tears! i don't understand why we need to have a show about obi wan watching luke grow up in the desert. i mean maybe more stuff happens but... oof.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 25, 2022 12:47:43 GMT
sometimes, when im in the midst of watching a scooter scene, i wonder if i'm actually in uspace watching an unshow. it's like we're BOTH in unspace!! which reminds me. so spooky is one of the people... eh things, getting double-crossed. and eventually a bunch of the bad guys pile on top of him. and then they cut away. later he comes strolling into the fight blasting everything in sight but also getting blasted a bunch himself. man! that guy is TOUGH!!
then, they show him hobbling to behind cover with the rest of them and his one foot is just dragging, clearly the ankle is just completely towned and his foot is just dangling. and then like 3 minutes laters he's running around shooting walkerbots and trying to punch their forcefield :B and stuff. fully recovered!
if disney was more like eh, the history channel or fmz or whatever channel, then they would totally do that! gonna ride it hard!!! too hard. probably. probably get thrown off. iykwimaidyd what's that? you don't like kumbaya? we can tell childhood stories. when i was a young sword. just barely up to my dad's hilt! ... JFC!@#@! *tries to get the sword to stab urself to death* sword: :nono:
yeah, i feel like CGI luke was about the worst jedi trainer person i've ever seen or heard of!@ i mean, i remember the bad shooting of the storm troopers. that's legendary. but this was something else. it were basically robot walking cannons! and they did practically nothing! and they ran around and shot and stuff a LOT!
it's not like the good guys just took them out immediately. that was a long robot gun scene! whatever. doesn't bother me.
:whew; :vernoog: oh lord. all i know was matt was asking me if i'd seen it. and of course i had to say no. and he just shakes his head at me like i'm just one of the dumbest worst people on the planet. but then he moves on.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 27, 2022 16:33:18 GMT
it's like we're BOTH in unspace!! i could swear there is an ominous presence right behind me. and i'm pretty sure it is a colorful scooter!@#@#$ wel everyone noes spookywookys are superfast healers. especially in their lower extremities!@#$@#$ ;usehaid; maybe the director just filmed a bunch of random fighting and shooting and then edits it together willy nilly! bah who cares, no one's gonna watch this shit anyway!@# i guess that's him. they seem to be moving in that direction. on disney+ there are some shows like man vs wild and crap from some dumb other channels. just logged in and loogd ad dat way. national geographic channel! their crap is on disney. so like animal shows and Wicked Tuna! Vets on da Beach! When Sharks Attack! all kinds of amazing stuff tbh. why not Hutty Blob Blob? ;dunno; my spus throws me off a lot! *keeps rambling on about olden times as a wee young lad of a sword* why, i remember when my mamasword would wake me up early and feed me a hearty swordbreakfast!@# before swordschool. ghost yoda is really SMH right now!@# *pea* HE ISN'T READY FOR THE BALL YET CGILUKE!@$#$#@#$@ YOU'RE DOING THIS ALL WRONG!@$#$#@ GAH I WISH I WASN'T SENTIENT ANYMORE!@@$#@#$#@ *snoooked* it's fine! its fine. i mean, they shot enough stuff to have buildings literally crumbling into the street but couldn't hit anyone. MAKES SENSE WHATEVER IT'S FINE DOENS'T BOTHER ME A BIT!@#$$#@ between star wars and marvel these days there are WAY TOO MANY HORRIBLE SHOWS!@$#$#@#@
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 28, 2022 12:31:41 GMT
i could swear there is an ominous presence right behind me. and i'm pretty sure it is a colorful scooter!@#@#$ oof. that IS ominous. the most horrible ominousness there evar was! that sounds right. who gives a shit what i do! like there gonna unsubscribe from disney! there kids are hooked! what else are they gonna do?! NOTHING!@ hahahaha!@ *makes shitty stuff* nah. we'll just make some ol dumb stuff like obiwan and she hulk - attorney at law! LAWYER BY DAY! HULK BY NIGHT!@ or some crap. makes sense. it's like a bucking bronco only much much worse. wow. good story blade. :hugegiantestrolleyesevar!:
man! i once at food!!! what a memory!@
why couldn't i have just died like a normal person!@#! :snooked: i was so busy enjoying the shit out of that show there wasn't any room for it to bother me. really. i'll say! i noticed there was a groot show! or movie series or some crap. then i did notice it was animated, but still!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 29, 2022 14:12:04 GMT
oof. that IS ominous. the most horrible ominousness there evar was! it feels like someone is riding it and wearing a gay helmet. exactly!@# THIS IS A STAR WARS SERIES WITH SCOOTERS IN IT, THESE PEOPLE WILL LITERALLY WATCH ANYTHING@@#$@$@#$ *films more shit* i'm not positive, cuz i hasn't watched it. (yet). but i think maybe she hulks and lawyers AT THE SAME TIME!@$@#$ less majestic god damn i can't believe i'm stuck with this talkative yet boring blade!@#$@#$ ;snooked; i guess that's mando! if these alive people and cgi people aren't even going to listen to me anyway wad is the point!@# is there a way to forceghost suicide myself? SEE NOW THIS SHOULD BE A SHOW!@#$@#$ the depressed forceghost yoda show!@# *insert kid crying saying he's fine gif* HE'S TOO LAZY TO GIF!!@@#$@#$ yeah. i think those are only a few minutes long, also. we may have watched one ;floet;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 30, 2022 12:56:12 GMT
it feels like someone is riding it and wearing a gay helmet. does wearing the helmet make you gay? when you take it off does the gay force disappear and ur back to normal? i guess i'm curious how this helmet works! if this isn't disney, then i don't know what is. :hper: well, i was excited for this before. but now!@# :haidsplode: one of those, lost track of what we're talking about moments. :B it would be good if the blade had just one of these qualities. but both!@# also! it won't even swing where i want it and cut stuff up and stuf!@# :snooked: this sounds like another amazing show. i really gotta get my show making skills up! speaking of the disney execs saying these people will watch anything.
disney: PEOPLE ARE LOVING TEH CUTE!! FYI! KEEP THAT UP! doens't have to be good, just cute.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 2, 2022 1:56:03 GMT
does wearing the helmet make you gay? when you take it off does the gay force disappear and ur back to normal? i guess i'm curious how this helmet works! well, let them catch you on their scooter and maybe you'll find out!@#$ you know what is again also not entirely sure, but it might just be a lawyer show where the lawyer is green and in a dress? ;dunno; all the worst qualities of horrible people, zero actual blade qualities!@# wtf!@#$ *rules mandalor while being constantly snooked by his "blade"* put it on the show list! as soon as we're done with this chopped thing we're making the forceghost yoda show. ;rubhands; that is the least lazy gipher ive evar seen! ;floet; also it wasn't cute enough to keep watching them!@# cuz it was short and fairly stupid!! but we did watch one! so that worked on us enough i guess.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 2, 2022 12:20:59 GMT
well, let them catch you on their scooter and maybe you'll find out!@#$ so fine scooter sir. i just wanted to kno ASHFSALFDKASDFHHSASGHSAGHJHFBLBLBPOBTYHTHHH!!!
later: *snooked* *and disheveled* was that a yes? gay helmets? maybe a couple tears in the bottom of her dress. damnit!@ now you made me go watch the trailer! and well, i think you might be right! this is the way. oh man! i'm getting excited!! u are the opposite of the great catgifer. well, now i watched like 3! there on'y 4 mintues!@# :stuburn: not good. but short.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 10, 2022 21:01:51 GMT
so fine scooter sir. i just wanted to kno ASHFSALFDKASDFHHSASGHSAGHJHFBLBLBPOBTYHTHHH!!! later: *snooked* *and disheveled* was that a yes? i mean. i think so, yeah. see, you do know! *adds to future watchlist bigtime up and down* i guess i can see why some of the mandalorians drifted away from fundamental mandalor ehh... ways. i hope we don't run out of tape before we get all these shows made!@##@$ ;pray; right. literally exactly what i said a few posts upthread. glad i could stricken you into strickening urself a bit tho.
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