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Post by isthisamo on Feb 21, 2023 5:45:18 GMT
and how! i can't buleev how brilliant my life is!@ especially since i don't know shit! people you don't know win cars and shit maybe. :dunno: or maybe you see barb kuhl on there or something. :hyper: whoever: *wonders why they are where they are and where they've gone wrong in their life* that's good. OH!@ we should have horrible storm troopers punch him and stuff too!! :hyper: *they high-five each other* :B i raised her right!@# *you cheers whoever it is you're watching this with*  jesus maybe. they tied you up?!@#! jeez! i feel like you had enough difficulties laid on you without that! oh! also your kids grampa will constantly try to fuck them up and almost get them killed and stuff. for fun! |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 2, 2023 20:46:14 GMT
and how! i can't buleev how brilliant my life is!@ especially since i don't know shit! it's pretty remarkable! that's an odd thing to say! also she's dead! not that oprah couldn't still have her on i guess. hopefully in this new season of mando that just came out they'll fine creative ways to torture him. *tears out his fingernails or something*  yes! jesus probably! he's a real character! |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2023 0:54:42 GMT
#blessed it's how my brain imagines the oprah show! :dunno: i believe i knew she was dead. since i typed this up a week ago i don't recall if i remembered that at the time. :B this sounds pretty amazingly horrible. and oddly probable. speaking of which, when does we watch? should we wait till the season finishes or start right o way? :dunno: we would barely watch more than one a week anyway. tho sometimes when i get angie to sit and watch some tv we would bust out 2 episodes at a time. it's the only person who makes sense! maybe it's right before he sends you to hell. or maybe since you hit it off you can go to heaven which actually sucks too, but maybe not quite as bad as hell. a chip off the ol block! |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 9, 2023 19:30:01 GMT
we totally are! not even a joke.  i feel like barb would definitely WATCH the oprah show. not quite sure why oprah would have her on there tho. i think we're gonna wait until they are all out before we start. in heaven i get to sit with j-dog watching proudly and huge black dongs bang my empathetic daughter. oh man, so glad i didn't get sent to hell. ;whew; |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 10, 2023 6:39:44 GMT
we totally are! not even a joke. ngl. we're blessed as af! tbh. fwiw. i think i was thinking of like morey povich or whatever. SHE IS A JEHOVO WITNESS AND HER HUSBAND RAN OFF WITH A MEXICAN FLOOZY! STAHY TOONED!@ figured. we'll wait till some time in the future and do it at that future time. probably. i mean, i think things could be worse for you. as you watch all this unfold you should busily count ur blessings!! |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 24, 2023 20:43:08 GMT
ngl. we're blessed as af! tbh. fwiw. baaffrfrngl  oh man TOTALLY! heck i might even watch that one! sounds good!! ;pst; also the floozy was jamaican but whatever. *maury rolls out barb's corpse* also we didn't wait we're totally watching. the wife couldn't resist fresh grogu times. ;floet; ;ashamed; true! heaven may not be what i had envisoned but its still better than the alternative! at least, i'm going to blessing count that as if its true even if i have no way of verifying it. |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 25, 2023 6:20:26 GMT
i know ur stringing a bunch of sweet acronyms together there, but it looks like baffling! sort of. and it is baffling just how #blessed we are! tbhfrfr *maybe he tries to interview the corpse* *maybe get whoopi goldberg on to help facilitate! *use haid* this is not surpfising. been watching andor. the other star wars show. it's a weird one. man!@ is my blessing count higher or lower than the number of black dicks i've seen town my daughter!@! it's hard to keep track!@#! ain't it jesus!??
u in heaven.
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Post by ditkanate on May 4, 2023 2:55:05 GMT
i know ur stringing a bunch of sweet acronyms together there, but it looks like baffling! sort of. and it is baffling just how #blessed we are! tbhfrfr it is like we confused an asian person with our acronymns!!@# BAFFRIING AS AF FR FR! oh man that is good tv thinking! *whoopi asks deadbarb a horrible questions* *whoopi and maury look at the corpse expectantly* that one got good ratings or reviews or whatever. i haven't watched yet tho. probably will at some point. also, this season of mando... i mean. lets just say the grogu times do NOT disappoint! ;hyper; disney knows wad they have and they no wad we like and they are gonna keep pressing that grogu button for eternity probably!!@#$@#$ WE'RE LIKE CRACK ADDICTS!@#$@#$ AIN'T THAT RIGHT JESUS!?? jesus? huh i thought he was right here. |
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Post by isthisamo on May 5, 2023 1:25:03 GMT
it is like we confused an asian person with our acronymns!!@# BAFFRIING AS AF FR FR! some asian: wtf? who teh hewr awr deez guyz?! this is top notch murica tv right here!@ andor is a weird one. it's like star wars mixed with a soap opera. it's weird. like it has good stuff in it, but man it feels slow at many much times!
regarding grogu and season 3 of mando, holy hell you aren't just whistling dixie!@ *grogu coos and gurgles* *like every 3 minutes.* that would sure help suck me through andor!@!
man, that jesus is fast! he's probably in some ficus somewhere now. maybe IN the very room the towning is happening in! why sit next to you when he can be ON THE SCENE!@
boy, jesus and heaven are a lot different than i thought they'd be. u
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Post by ditkanate on May 26, 2023 19:24:53 GMT
some asian: wtf? who teh hewr awr deez guyz?! vewry baffrled! ON THAT NOTE LETS BRING IN THE EX HUSBAND!@#@#$ *teh crounds gasps loudly* ok you might have just talked me out of it.  while this is true, i also think maybe you haven't even gotten to the real grogugold yet! ;hyper; i bet jesus helped create ficii just so he could watch nasty townings in person! he's a real sicko! |
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Post by isthisamo on May 29, 2023 13:01:22 GMT
:hyper: we're bae. we've also dosed him with lsd. he thinks the corpse is alive and he's living some sort of horrific nightmare worse than his normal life! what?! oh, it's bae. :floet: that's certainly possible. i dun actually remember how far we got. let's see if i can remember. we got to the one where he fucking flies back by himself and gets horrible to come rescue mando from that crazy robot eyeball guy! that was pretty grogu heavy! he sure is! i suppose if you confronted him he'd blame it on daddy issues. |
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Post by ditkanate on May 31, 2023 2:44:58 GMT
we've also dosed him with lsd. he thinks the corpse is alive and he's living some sort of horrific nightmare worse than his normal life! jfc man that's sick! can you imagine thinking you've finally finished having to deal with this obese piece of garbage and then BAM you're on tv talkign to her corpse again! yikes. i mean, that is some DOPE television programming, ngl, but sucks for him! *sits down with popcorn*  nah that's just regular grogu stuff HE SACRIFICED ME FOR A BUNCH OF NO GOOD UNGRATEFUL ASSCLOWNS!@#$@#$ so i've got some voyeuristic tendencies, so sue me! jesus |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 1, 2023 2:52:55 GMT
jfc man that's sick! can you imagine thinking you've finally finished having to deal with this obese piece of garbage and then BAM you're on tv talkign to her corpse again! yikes. i mean, that is some DOPE television programming, ngl, but sucks for him! *sits down with popcorn* first of all, you probably should have written barb's obituary.
second, we gotta keep coming up with new stuff teh keep teh viewers! gotta keep 'em guessing!
wow. alright. well, i guess we gotta make some more progress! that is SOO jesus!! i can't evun buleev it! fr fr. ngl.
god: JFC!@ CAN YOU NOT EMBARRASS ME EVERY FUCKING MINUTE!@# jesus: oh i'm so sorry dad!@#!@ maybe if you showed me one fucking ounce of respect!@#@!# *storms off in his ogle suit*
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also, we're only through episode 3 of season 3 i guess. it was that weird one where the doctor who came up with... something. was it cloning? anyway it was all about him and he follows this chick arounf who wants to help him and then she fries his brain in the end. i just didn't get it. like, i didn't understand the woman and what she was doing or her motivation or anything. anyway, a real headscratcher. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 7, 2023 21:13:46 GMT
first of all, you probably should have written barb's obituary. you think? i have a bunch of stories i could share! ;hyper;; a bit offended i wasn't even approached about it. *brings the jamaican mistress out to meat the original bloated mrs corpse* *teh croud gasps and goes wild* yeah that was weird. they've got like some "former empire" reclamation project going on to rehabilitate them! it ends up coming back arounf in the end but that was teh weaker part of the season imo fwiw |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 19, 2023 11:58:06 GMT
you think? i have a bunch of stories i could share! ;hyper;; a bit offended i wasn't even approached about it. you could have at LEAST spoke at her funeral or wake or something! very rude and a real missed opportunity. you could have talked about this future for her when you spoke her eulogy!!! HER TIME IS NOT DONE!!! it just seemed like a real round about way of killing the man. like if you needed to take him out. befriending him and getting him captured so you could then scramble his brain... whatever. it's clear that lady is some sort of spy for moffy. watched episodes 4 and 5. 4 was teh grogu becoming a mandalorian episode! pretty grogu heavy. then the next one was the mandalorians moving back to nevaroo or whatever. they came in and beat teh pirates ovur dare. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 21, 2023 20:47:44 GMT
you could have at LEAST spoke at her funeral or wake or something! very rude and a real missed opportunity. maybe mom did. they was quite close back in the day! heck i think mom probably comforted her after her horrific hubby abused her trust so badly and broke their lifelong marriage vows!@!# WHAT A LOSER!~@#$@#$ THE WORLD NEEDS TO HEAR HER STORY! pffft whatever! she is not! ur waaAAYYY OFF! ;stuburn; also she had to befrienf him for info and betraying times! ;usehaid; lots of mandalorian on mandalorian glares and stares and such! but boca raton is going to unites tehm all! or something  |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 22, 2023 14:39:18 GMT
maybe mom did. they was quite close back in the day! heck i think mom probably comforted her after her horrific hubby abused her trust so badly and broke their lifelong marriage vows!@!# she doesn't seem very comforty to me. but sure. maybe she did. or maybe she didn't! maybe if she had barb would still be with us today!! yeah! mom's teh waerst!!! well! they will now! it's out there baby! on this horrific dark web place. *they show her make suspicious faces every time they mention moffy* *they're just throwing us off*
also, i guess it didn't seem like creepy lady got much info out of him. but maybe she did. :dunno: and by glares you mean helmeted faces staring off at who knows what! and del boca vista IS going to unite them all! by kicking ass and taking names! which we see in
EP. 6! a jack black and grogu episode! :clap: well done! can i holds him?! :wub: he dun take kindly to strangers *holds up fish* *grogu instantly jedi force flips into her arms* :hyper:
then we have to watch a bunch of dumb ol boca and mando crap where they chase robots and stuff and then boca defeats the new captain of her old fleet. and she speeches them into joining bigtime! i think. oh and mando gave her teh sword. used some mumbojumbo logic about her saving him to convince everyone it's ok. they're :suspicious: and then just *shrug* and say it's fine.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 23, 2023 21:26:51 GMT
she doesn't seem very comforty to me. but sure. maybe she did. or maybe she didn't! maybe if she had barb would still be with us today!! i suppose you're right on mom's comforty levels. "there there" she says as she pats her back and rolls her eyes. i'm surprised she even got that much! barb's corpse: is this maury povich? us: ahh... not quite. barb's corpse: WELL!@# THIS STINKS!@# us: so do you barb, so do you. ;applerub; not sure i read this as well or as easily as you. i think i was busy yelling at the screen every time this dumb chick was on it HAY!@# HAY DISNEY THAT ISN'T GROGU HELLO WTF MAN PUT GROGU ON THERE AND MAKE HIM EAT SOMETHING OR COO AT LEAST WTF IS THIS SHIT JFC1@$#$#@$#@$ also the moffy spy chick was SO HORRIBLE ugh. teh waerst!@# well yeah, mostly. BUT SOME OF THE TAKE THEIR HELMETS OFF AND GLARE TOO!  you know, the heretic apostate ones. i knew you'd like that one! jack black has made quite a career out of being mr crazypants in everything. *grogi coos* oh i love your cute littel dumbfuck baby! yeah the dumb saber of lore has been a disappointment imo plotwise. they make a huge deal out of it. but then pass it arounf and it doesnt' really do antyhing cool. *mando can hardly lift it* :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 5, 2024 12:56:51 GMT
i suppose you're right on mom's comforty levels. "there there" she says as she pats her back and rolls her eyes. i'm surprised she even got that much! yeah. mom really pulled out all the stops!@! i'm surprised she died! close. very close to maury povich. less eh, video and cameras and stuff. less audience and reach. but otherwise the same. SO! we here you got poorly comforted in the end? i was reading that as moffy spicy chick and it's been a while and i thought. what moffy spicy chick are we talking about here? and then i remembered the horrible moffy SPY chick and i wasn't too pleased at even having to remember that bitch@#!! sons of bitches! but i guess now they can all take 'em off or something. :dunno: yeah, i don't really remember much else. like about wad we talk about below. but i remember jack black and grogu! yeah. the darkblade has been a total dissappointment! why the fuck do they think we would all enjoy how mando couldn't even use it. i guess they're like well, the mandalorians don't fucking use a bunch of light sabers! this is why. i guess. :B |
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Post by ditkanate on May 1, 2024 2:31:18 GMT
yeah. mom really pulled out all the stops!@! i'm surprised she died! *barb dies* mom:  yes. tell us about the poor comforting. we'd like to hear about that. barbcorpse: well!!@# i never!@# us: interesting. barbcorpse: you got any refreshments around this crappy place? i'm feeling peckish. us: *we snicker and elbow each other* disney really should have thought about making her spicy!@#@# disney: you mean trans? GOD DAMMIT NO THAT'S' NOT WHAT I MEAN2@#$%@#$%@%^@#$% yup. only took multiple seasons of different shows to get to taking their helmets off. we're moving quick! yeah i have a hard time following or caring about whatever dumbass plot they're trying to loosely string together. jack black: some words about some planet or something mando: says something serious grogu: *is amazing* YES YES YES YES HERE! WHOEVER WIELDS THIS DARK BLADE OF WONDER RULES MANDALOR! *hands it regally to some mandalorian* *they can't lift it and are quickly shot to bits* lol i can't believe they keep falling for that. |
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yes! jesus probably!
oh man TOTALLY! heck i might even watch that one! sounds good!! ;pst; also the floozy was jamaican but whatever. *maury rolls out barb's corpse* 
you know, the heretic apostate ones.