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Apr 6, 2023 23:05:10 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Apr 6, 2023 23:05:10 GMT
the very well known cycle of crates and rue sounds like a fancy shop to buy wicker and candles and caviar and stuff. even if you beg for it to not be factored. it is, and your begging is factored too. message from computer: YOU HAVE BEEN FACTORED! DO NOTHING TO CONTINUE
yeah. i saw some thing that some famous lady twitch streamer was breaking down her earnings and was like, yeah. so i make $500k a month on onlyfans. and then twitch and youtube and ticktock and shit was all like 10k or less in comparison.
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May 11, 2023 2:44:20 GMT
Post by ditkanate on May 11, 2023 2:44:20 GMT
sounds like a fancy shop to buy wicker and candles and caviar and stuff. common mistake, you're thinking of crates and roe! ;hyper; *it is factored and it continues bigtime* WELL YOU CAN'T JUST UNFACTOR THINGS!!@# ;usehaid; i guess that's ur computer or an algorythm or something. ;dunno; yeah it's like work from home whoreing. sporting girls with fans! GO MY FAVORITE SPORTING GIRL GO! PUS ME GUDE! hmm. that seems not so gude.
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May 11, 2023 9:27:35 GMT
Post by isthisamo on May 11, 2023 9:27:35 GMT
common mistake, you're thinking of crates and roe! ;hyper; oh man! we should start that business! a million dollar idea!@ 7 dollars AT LEAST! exactly!@ and that computer algorythmic talking thing is right BIGTIME!@ whoring where you don't even have to touch horrible dudes and horrible cocks and stuff!@ if i had hot lady parts that people wanted to see bigtime i would totally do that!@ i think. tho accurate, i can't say i care for it!@ :stuburn:
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May 26, 2023 20:02:49 GMT
Post by ditkanate on May 26, 2023 20:02:49 GMT
oh man! we should start that business! a million dollar idea!@ 7 dollars AT LEAST! *someone leaves with a crate* HAY WARES ALL TEH ROE!? dude the roe is separate, you think ur gonna get a crate full of roe for what you just paid? smh tbh. if you ask me to unfactor that, your unfactor request is now factored in too! YOU CAN'T WIN BUDDY! *shows a lady part* *gets paid bigtime up and down* that does make getting a horrible stressful job where you have to do stuff seem pretty dumb!!! at least whores contribute boobs and godo times and stuff! what do you do? NOTHIN!!
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May 30, 2023 13:30:13 GMT
Post by isthisamo on May 30, 2023 13:30:13 GMT
*someone leaves with a crate* HAY WARES ALL TEH ROE!? dude the roe is separate, you think ur gonna get a crate full of roe for what you just paid? smh tbh. i was thinking. :pst: i hope that wasn't our crate of roe! pretty sure we just had teh one! ur complaints and general negative attitude have been factored!! carry on! *feeds u ticktock retards* exactly! some other hot chick: naah. imma go work in this cubicle where i get harassed all day for 19 bucks an hour! :B luckily we're giving the worls LOADS LOADS OF sweet sweet comedy gold dabloon comedy! tough to find. but we gave it to 'em!@ :stuburn:
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Jun 7, 2023 20:12:03 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jun 7, 2023 20:12:03 GMT
i was thinking. :pst: i hope that wasn't our crate of roe! pretty sure we just had teh one! we only had the one, and we can't find it!@#$ yes! *settles into the couch and enjoys the tiktok retards VERY much* but also grumble about getting fed all the retards ;pea; *watches more* and all the people THERE just keep talking about muh lady parts!@#$$#@ OH LIKE WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TRACK EVERY LAST PERSON DOWN AND SPOONFEED THEM OUR COMEDY GOLD DABLOON COMEDY? FIND IT URSELF BITCHES!@$#$#@ ;stuburn;
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Jun 11, 2023 19:27:42 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jun 11, 2023 19:27:42 GMT
we only had the one, and we can't find it!@#$ we probably should have hired someone to be in charge of keeping track of our crate. :B this may be perfect for me!@ but, i'm slightly disconcerted about that!@ *carries on merrily* NICE BOOBS BITCH!@#!@# whooo!@#!@ i guess that's teh workplace for women. :dunno: exactly!@# wtf more can we do for the world?!@ ALMOST NOTHING!@#!#@!#
lucky for then. we'll keep it up. merrily.
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Jun 16, 2023 2:46:12 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jun 16, 2023 2:46:12 GMT
we probably should have hired someone to be in charge of keeping track of our crate. :B *puts note to hire a crack tracker in a crate* i feel like we run into this particular conundrum a lot. yes! its amazing and great and very entertaining and i love everything about it! and i hate that!@#$ i mean... sounds about right. ;dunno; THIS IS LITERALLY ALL WE CAN DO FOR THE WORLD!@#$ I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!@#$ i guess i'm yelling at the world. which, i don't think is happy actually. though i'm not sure it has anything to do with us specifically.
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Jun 19, 2023 22:13:05 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jun 19, 2023 22:13:05 GMT
*puts note to hire a crack tracker in a crate* i feel like we run into this particular conundrum a lot. i don't see how we could even have a conundrum when we have this foolproof method of making sure our future selves take care of stuff!! also i'm wondering if you watching horrible retards for your entertainment explains your love of i think you should leave, which is pretty horrible! it's just people being horrible, a lot! extra super horrible. almost puts us to shame! that's my understanding of what it's like. i've not been there myself. not really in an office much. not had boobs either. so i has to take people's words for it and imagine and stuff. world: WE'RE NOT HAPPY!@# us: well. we tried. :dunno: *continues doing exactly the same stuff* *i mean it's new, but the same*
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Jun 23, 2023 18:34:08 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jun 23, 2023 18:34:08 GMT
i don't see how we could even have a conundrum when we have this foolproof method of making sure our future selves take care of stuff!! is it a conundrum if we don't know about it or ever follow up on it? *tosts research conundrum note into a crate* not sure i ever said i love it! ;stuburn; it is shockingly surprising amounts of horrible! i will say, i've watched a few of season 3 and i think over time his horrible horribility gets funnier? or maybe it is disbelief that the horribility is allowed to continue as it does! ;hyper; i think it is probably that i am impressed/jealous that he has found a way to make lumps from pure horribility! HAY!@# THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE US!!@#$$#@ WE'RE DOING OUR PART! ;stuburn; MORE THAN MOST!@#$
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Jun 25, 2023 18:03:38 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jun 25, 2023 18:03:38 GMT
is it a conundrum if we don't know about it or ever follow up on it? *tosts research conundrum note into a crate* this is like a tree falling in the woods and we aren't there so we don't give a crap if it made a bunch of noise or what! why don't you ask the fucking squirrels and leave us alone@# we got words to type up for future generations and betterment of teh world ovur here!@!@#!@ jfc!@ HEY!@ WAIT A MINUTE!@ THESE IDIOTS ARE NO BETTER THAN US! worse even maybe!@# wtf!@?? that is so me imagining those times i can't even buleev it!@#! yes! and we keep on doing it! rain or shine! through think and through thin! through hail sleet and snow!
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Jun 29, 2023 21:15:37 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jun 29, 2023 21:15:37 GMT
this is like a tree falling in the woods and we aren't there so we don't give a crap if it made a bunch of noise or what! why don't you ask the fucking squirrels and leave us alone@# we got words to type up for future generations and betterment of teh world ovur here!@!@#!@ jfc!@ YEAH! WE AINT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT UR DUMB TREES! *PEA* i guess we are the go to's when people are wondering about tree hearing times. we just never follow through long enough! well, other than dumping unlimited amounts of hoard jooce on each other. we will do it through all of the think anyone can tost at us!! ;stuburn; I WON'T TOUCH THICK WITH A TEN FOOT POLE THO! stops me in my tracks thick will, yessr.
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Jun 30, 2023 15:18:38 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jun 30, 2023 15:18:38 GMT
YEAH! WE AINT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT UR DUMB TREES! *PEA* i guess we are the go to's when people are wondering about tree hearing times. that sounds right. i imagine people come to us for all kinds of things. SEEK OUT TEH BROTHERS HORRIBLE! they will respond to your inquiry! we're following through too short!? well all be! alright brother! what should we do long?! *tosts bucket* i don't now what the hell thick is! and i don't want to know! i even sense some thick on the way and i am high tailing it the other way! yessir!
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Jul 6, 2023 13:23:32 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jul 6, 2023 13:23:32 GMT
that sounds right. i imagine people come to us for all kinds of things. SEEK OUT TEH BROTHERS HORRIBLE! they will respond to your inquiry! i guess tons of people inquire about whether we've heard various assorted things happen, some in the forest, some not. ;dunno; something! anything! (i have no idea at this point) if thick falls in a forest don't ask me if i heard it or if it happened or if i heard ABOUT it, CUZ I DIDN'T AND I WON'T!!@#$#$@
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Jul 14, 2023 13:32:49 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jul 14, 2023 13:32:49 GMT
i guess tons of people inquire about whether we've heard various assorted things happen, some in the forest, some not. ;dunno; i suppose there could be a few that are way off. asking about their mothers and crap. we just :dunno: and talk about numbers of things in bushes. well, the next time we think of something sweet to do. we'll be sure and do it long and hard! :yes: perfect gif choice.
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Jul 14, 2023 15:34:05 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jul 14, 2023 15:34:05 GMT
i suppose there could be a few that are way off. asking about their mothers and crap. we just :dunno: and talk about numbers of things in bushes. somoene: um hello ya'll, has ya'll done seent muh momma? us: some birds are in the bush and maybe a tree fell.... someone: us: ;dunno; man, this is gonna be great! ;hyper;; deal!
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Jul 22, 2023 3:07:52 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jul 22, 2023 3:07:52 GMT
somoene: um hello ya'll, has ya'll done seent muh momma? us: some birds are in the bush and maybe a tree fell.... someone: us: ;dunno; man, this is gonna be great! ;hyper;; you got it exactly right good sir!
and then you could sub in any question but then the response would be basically the same. i was gonna do it but doesn't seem like that is necessary. wait for the callers or whoever.
well, that's the agreement!!
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Jul 25, 2023 18:20:08 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jul 25, 2023 18:20:08 GMT
you got it exactly right good sir! and then you could sub in any question but then the response would be basically the same. i was gonna do it but doesn't seem like that is necessary. wait for the callers or whoever.
i guess we wait!
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Aug 2, 2023 7:52:34 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Aug 2, 2023 7:52:34 GMT
i guess we wait! do they have your number? i haven't got any calls yet. i'm ready tho! another good one bro! i really felt that fu! like, it feels heartfelt.
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Aug 2, 2023 21:08:29 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Aug 2, 2023 21:08:29 GMT
do they have your number? i haven't got any calls yet. i'm ready tho! i keep ignoring calls that come in but no one leaves a voicemail... should i be answering these? fuck. OH IT'S HEARFFELT BABY!@#$$#@$#@
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