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Nov 13, 2022 9:55:11 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Nov 13, 2022 9:55:11 GMT
okokok. so here's what you're going to need to do. Head on over to giphy and you're going to check out a particular user. i'll give you a link. 
then, what i need you to do is just scroll through their work. and when you think you can't take any more, just keep on scrolling. and then just keep on scrolling. and when you start to question your life. keep scrolling further.
and then when you start to question the very meaning of life, keep scrolling further still.
report back.
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Nov 21, 2022 18:54:55 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Nov 21, 2022 18:54:55 GMT
boy... this sounds like a cruel new way to stricken me.... like, how far can i make him scroll through some random shit before he gives up? ok i haven't scrolled super far yet. some, but not a life threatening amount. and i'm curious if i'm gathering where this might be going. ;pipe; cuz some of these are tickling my brain to remember your fucking flying peanut thing. but i'll keep scrolling and see!@#$#$@ lots of flourescent mike n ikes bouncing arounf. is one of the ones with words going to say something stolen from us? or something spicy? or are you just trying to pour shit in my eyes? (flyingallworthit) like will i know it when i see it? now i'm afraid i've scrolled past it or something or you are thinking something will strike my memory flavors the way it did you but i will dum dee doo dah past it... i did hit this one just now  but i don't really know why that would warrant a new thread. HAHAH PENIS SHOOTY CUM LMAOOOOOO o luk a kitey kat  just a worm?  i am thinking of killing myself so maybe that means i'm getting close...  can't say as i feel the same tbh fwiw@!@$#$%%$  is that it? am i done? how do i know when i'm done? there's a weird jerking off one right after this. is that it? can i stop? this is fine  okimfinished  something is telling me my initial instinct was correct and that you just wanted to stricken me beyond all strickening comprehension. but i guess we'll see. |
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Nov 26, 2022 4:55:45 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Nov 26, 2022 4:55:45 GMT
boy... this sounds like a cruel new way to stricken me.... like, how far can i make him scroll through some random shit before he gives up? of course it's a new way to stricken! cruel? hmm  maybe. definitely reminds me of teh flying peanut. the amount of time this moron has spent making teh worst gifs in the history of the platform i found pretty astounding! and something was compelling me to continue into the mind of this guy. not far enough yet sir. but also, that definitely was something i was expecting at any moment! now we're getting somewhere! i just couldn't believe just the sheer quantity of horrible! well, this worked out quite splendidly if i do say so myself! so this guy has some amazing work. but the penis ones were pretty much the cream of the crop. i believe around this point they were a bit prevalent! more or less, yes. but know, i didn't see comedy theft, i could see why you might think that, now. but beauties like this!
and just beauty
and then this kind of represents your journey, i mean, if you were happy before you opened the thread. and then here is him giving you some sweet love!
and some great vomit gif options.
anyway. ur welcome. i just wanted to enlighten your life. show you what's out there in the wide wide world! if you just venture out into it!
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Dec 6, 2022 21:47:42 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Dec 6, 2022 21:47:42 GMT
of course it's a new way to stricken! cruel? hmm maybe. i suppose they're all cruel in their own horrible ways. i guess you found the muse you never knew you had!! and coming from us, the quantity experts, that is saying something!!@#  there was somewhat of a theme at this point in the journey, yes. i mean. this isn't anything! funny? no. spicy? no. horrible? i guess. at least this one is something! i can get behind a spiderpenis shooting words. i mean, i don't want to pludge through miles of depths of horrible gifs to get there but hey. i do recall seeing this one and thinking SELF THAT IS ACCURATE!!@# maybe a bit less smile at the beginning! is he?  i feel like quite the well seasoned life liver / traveler.  |
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Dec 8, 2022 12:53:41 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Dec 8, 2022 12:53:41 GMT
i suppose they're all cruel in their own horrible ways. exactly. it's in their very nature! they was born cruel! i sure did. maybe there is something about the way these are made for giphy, like i've never done it. but i happened to notice that there are some other users with very similar designs! so i was wondering if it is something to do with the platform. :dunno: exactly! like. how could you be willing to spend that much time making endless and endless completely useless stupid gifs?! :haidscrooch: :floet: this was the artist's penis phase. thought gratuitous by some, but revered by others. yes! it's very but oddly compelling. :dunno: well OF COURSE you don't want to do that!@# who would!@ man, i really nailed ur feelings then! :vernoog: :dunno: maybe he's taking some love from you! good. good. you need this in your life. so you know ur living!@ otherwise, you might not even know!@ |
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Dec 27, 2022 22:54:57 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Dec 27, 2022 22:54:57 GMT
exactly. it's in their very nature! they was born cruel! don't blame us! we didn't ask to be borned! i guess those are strickenings. or the platform algorithm figured out your tastes and is serving you up a personalized buffet of exactly wad u lurve! useless!?? they're gifs!! on teh interwebs! their uses are endless!!@# revered by all probably, though some dare not admit it. is it? i don't know! i know how i ended up here, but i can't for the life of me figure out how you did! and how you decided it was something to share@#$W%@#$% my feelings never even had a chance.  i guess you thought, if he isn't going to go to rapeville colombia or scooterdeath indonesia, at least i can give him this. |
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Dec 31, 2022 14:19:47 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Dec 31, 2022 14:19:47 GMT
don't blame us! we didn't ask to be borned! i guess those are strickenings. i would have thought them to be even more strickening! i guess they're still young and haven't become their full strickening strength yet. certainly possible. tho i don't see it serving me up Seinfeld and crap. :dunno: oh right! i wasn't using my gifhaid! :B those penis gifs DISGUST ME!@#!@# *secret gif love*
something like that. it MUST be!! i don't know! it's like my brain started treating the internet the same way it does tv and was just accepting all in eye options at that time!@! no. no, they didn't. who's feelings do, really? right! exactly! this is my version of fight club, as a gift to you!  |
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Jan 5, 2023 22:50:53 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jan 5, 2023 22:50:53 GMT
i would have thought them to be even more strickening! i guess they're still young and haven't become their full strickening strength yet. if you could see them while they're talking those words you wouldn't be saying such things. that's amateur level stuff. this algorithm found your deepest darkest desires and fulfilled them until you couldn't take it anymore!@#$  exactly like that!  oh man! i need this on my watch list!@#$ ;hyper;;;; sock! pow!  |
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Jan 8, 2023 8:43:00 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jan 8, 2023 8:43:00 GMT
if you could see them while they're talking those words you wouldn't be saying such things. i can't see them. i guess that's why they seem so nice and cuddly. this algorithm is good!@ :shocking: too good! i'd like it to be worse. much much worse! i guess that is my gifhaid. or yours. probably not much difference between the two, tbh. ngl. which is also exactly all women! well, except for the ones who don't sercetize their penis love. but those are a bit creepy. brain self!! seaallffhh!!! it is a tip that not TV!@!
brain and also good self!@# i don't care!~ ADD IT!@#
brain: 🙄 *adds some nonsense to some dumb list*
did that just die? have a seizure? both?! |
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Jan 23, 2023 21:29:37 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jan 23, 2023 21:29:37 GMT
i can't see them. i guess that's why they seem so nice and cuddly. ohh just u wait mister who can't see us yet! JUST U WAIT!!  i guess some super cute fluffy tiny strickenings say that to u. i don't think that's how algorithms work! they just get better and more honed! our gifheads are disturbingly similar. apparently. ACK! UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LOVE THEM THAT MUCH!@#$ ;run; ;scauuurred; *sits back contentedly secure in the knowledge that some shows or videos or books or something are on a list and not lost forever*  |
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Jan 25, 2023 13:08:51 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Jan 25, 2023 13:08:51 GMT
ohh just u wait mister who can't see us yet! JUST U WAIT!! i guess some super cute fluffy tiny strickenings say that to u. oh man! those are the cutest tiniest little strickenings i've evar seen!@#!@# AAAAWHHOOOOPAAAAHHH!@#!@# UNHONE!@# UNHONE!#@@!# *totally gets more honed* it is disturbing, yet not surprising i'm afraid.  exactly. you shouldn't love anything evar that much!@# that's like how crackwhores love crack! worse! crackwhores will suck on dicks to get money to buy the crack! these ladies are just going straight to the dick and they don't even want the money or the drugs!@#!@#
:yes: :whew: it's probably dead. who gives a damn, got the gif!@ :highfive: |
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Jan 30, 2023 20:05:44 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Jan 30, 2023 20:05:44 GMT
oh man! those are the cutest tiniest little strickenings i've evar seen!@#!@# AAAAWHHOOOOPAAAAHHH!@#!@# methinks you are going to rue riling them up one of these days!~!@# as soon as someone shouts "unhone" the algorithm reallllly knows its onto something!@!@#$ HONEHONEHONE HONE HARDER BOYS WE'RE ALMOST THERE@#$@#@$ are u sure you don't want some crack or something? i guess we say that as this unnaturally dickloving chick just goes to friggin town. ;pst; this is weird also! the dicksucking or doing whatever to part of the crackwhore thing is used to SHOW HOW HORRIBLE BEING ADDICTED TO CRACK IS!@#$ LOOK WHAT IT WILL MAKE YOU DO!@# *most people run away screaming* not sure how i would sleep otherwise!!!  |
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Feb 9, 2023 12:15:06 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Feb 9, 2023 12:15:06 GMT
methinks you are going to rue riling them up one of these days!~!@# i suppose. but i rue most all days. so :dunno: i know ur just an algorithm and dun care. but, you're almost done honing!@ you'll be able to take a hone break cuz ur gonna be completely honed!@# algorithm:  *hone just take some crack!@#!@ so you look sane!@# she's not supposed to call the hump!@ you wouldn't! you couldn't! just lye there. wondering! self@! if i remembered stuff, i would be remembering to worry about something i should have taken care of but didn't but i don't know wad that was, cuz how could i?!@#  |
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Feb 13, 2023 19:32:05 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Feb 13, 2023 19:32:05 GMT
i suppose. but i rue most all days. so :dunno: you engage in future rue causing activities every day. so each day you rue a past one that is catching up to you that day, as well as banking one for another future time! so you have a solid rue timeline going! there's always more to hone! it is the plight of the honelife. ;apple; JUST GIMME THE DICKS! NO CRACK NECESSARY! everyone: ;crazy; ;run; so there's two options. 1. has a list somewhere or b) not remember anything about anything.  |
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Feb 16, 2023 9:36:04 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Feb 16, 2023 9:36:04 GMT
you engage in future rue causing activities every day. so each day you rue a past one that is catching up to you that day, as well as banking one for another future time! so you have a solid rue timeline going! if i could figure out a way to not engage in those rue causing activities, that would help me out of this rue cycle, but avast ye. we both know there is little chance of that knowledge flipping past the ol brain and it actually catching it!@ it's a computer. there is no plight. only action and forward progress. or looping and no progress. i have to say, that sounds pretty crazy!@# ngl! exactly! no point worrying about stef i dun even know about! :usehaid: *contentedly lies arounf and stuff*  |
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Feb 21, 2023 18:40:18 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Feb 21, 2023 18:40:18 GMT
if i could figure out a way to not engage in those rue causing activities, that would help me out of this rue cycle, but avast ye. we both know there is little chance of that knowledge flipping past the ol brain and it actually catching it!@ brain mumbles something to itself about future times, scribbles a note about rue cycles and tosts it in a crate. OK WITH THAT DONE, WAD R WE RUING TODAY! well, maybe the plight of the user stuck in the path of the honing? i dunno. it's like a sporting woman giving it away for free! THEMS R MAH LIVELIHOOD MISTER! NOW PAY UP!@#$ me: ;ph3ar; omg wad if there is a bunch of stuff wad eye du no about omfggggggg *lays around discontentedly*  |
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Feb 22, 2023 13:11:45 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Feb 22, 2023 13:11:45 GMT
brain mumbles something to itself about future times, scribbles a note about rue cycles and tosts it in a crate. OK WITH THAT DONE, WAD R WE RUING TODAY! i actually have to say well done brain. used the resources it had and did the only thing it knows how to do. so that's pretty much correct action. useless. but can't argue with it. *rue* ah right. plenty oh plight to go arounf there! yes sir. they should have thought abot that before they got a computer!@ :stuburN: that's definitely not good sporting woman actions. for her. i suppose her customers love it!
i reckon more sporting women should be like you!@#!@ then again! there would be even less done by men around here!@
hard to control that kinda stuff. tbh. i suppose i go back and forth. tbh.  hey, well we're playing a game here buddy. |
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Mar 7, 2023 18:02:52 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Mar 7, 2023 18:02:52 GMT
i actually have to say well done brain. used the resources it had and did the only thing it knows how to do. so that's pretty much correct action. useless. but can't argue with it. *rue* *daily crate notes completed* *begin rue cycle* the argument for: there's porn! ahh? argument against: there's honing algorithms! *begins sweating* maybe some cowboys picks some corn husks for mattresses that's about it. no cattle driving that's for sure! ah well, i'll probably never know stuff.  |
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Mar 10, 2023 10:15:40 GMT
Post by isthisamo on Mar 10, 2023 10:15:40 GMT
*daily crate notes completed* *begin rue cycle* it's nice to have routines. *that's factored into the algorithm* a crucial item that needs doing that a few men will handle. :whew:  ah well. at least i won't know.  |
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Apr 6, 2023 21:23:24 GMT
Post by ditkanate on Apr 6, 2023 21:23:24 GMT
it's nice to have routines. the very well known cycle of crates and rue ITS ALL FACTORED IN! FACTORED IN TO THE RAFTERS BABY!! it is legal in nevada! kinda crazy. and some other countries. i saw something the other day that said historically about 5% of all women used to be whores. like, professionally. so the fact that its illegal most places now, historically speaking, is odd. and might inform why social media and stuff like onlyfans is so big. THE WHORES GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE MAN!  |
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maybe.
*hone