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Post by ditkanate on Feb 14, 2023 15:24:31 GMT
ok! well! i started!
chapter one: so apparently this murderbot guy thing is partly organic, though a decent percentage of his organic stuff is replaceable. or regrowable or wadever. he does mention after removing his helmet that he hopes the monster doesn't come back cuz he DOES need the organic parts of his head. FYI TIA HTH!
apparently it is odd for a murderbot to do wad he did, where he removed his helmet and kind of talked this guy out of his panic enough to get out of the crater they were in and get to the medical chopper thing. sounds like it is becuz he haxxored his governor! so he isn't controllable like other murderbots, but he has to keep that on the downlow ;shh; ungovernable murderbots are frowned upon apparently.
so the monster took a decent chunk out of his torso so he's in his cozy crate regrowing his parts and someone comes in to chat with him, which is unusual. and he isn't too fond of it. like, ehh, people and murderbots don't really hang out. so, can you like, leave and let me leak in peace? thxplzkbye. he didn't say that but was thinking it.
so... good first chapter! interesting setup. so far so good. i mean its monsters and robots and murdering and stuff!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 15, 2023 13:01:02 GMT
and our murderbot friend just wants to watch tv now! eh, could you leave me alone so i could watch my show. ur a lot uglier than the tv people. fyi!
i didn't know it had a face?!@
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 18, 2023 3:30:24 GMT
ch2: You know, you could stay here in the crew area. You know, if you want. *stunned horrified silence* 😦
so apparently the planet survey report thing had been altered to remove the warning about the animal that tried to gobble them up. and now they find that whole sections of their map is missing! so, they gonna go check it owt.
i was surprised to learn how much the murderbots like to watch stef! they can just pour it right into their electrotubes or whatever.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 20, 2023 0:16:12 GMT
it is surprising. the watching.
also, it's confusing exactly what these murderbots are. like they're part organic, but like, is their brain fully computer or is that part organic too? I'm not sure that's clear.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 20, 2023 20:30:52 GMT
in chpta one he said he needed his organic head parts. so there are some necessary organic head pieces, though it appears he is augmented. heck one of the other crew is augmented but is otherwise human and not a horrible murderbot. ch 3: they're flying to the other side of the planet now to see wad is up the other party who they can no longer get a radio response from. it's probably fine tho no worries  i mean, their choppers autopilot cut out for no reason. i'm sure its nothing. maps missing crucial pieces of info, innocent mistake i bet. for a murderbot, he winces a lot more than i'd expect! though to be fair, i don't know anything about them. i can definitely get behind his general attitude towards people tho. i'll just be over here, please don't talk to me. thx. |
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 22, 2023 12:55:02 GMT
i thought a lot of the shit like the autopilot and missing shit is chalked up at first as just everything from this company sucks ass! it's like the walmart of space corps or something. worse than walmart! kmart maybe?
anyway. i do like how horrified he is with having to interact with humans. wtf!@ they call us murderbots for a reason!@#!@ jfc!@ *goes to back of ship and stares at wall* *to remind them*
i read chapter 3 and 4 cuz i couldn't stop.
it was all exciting stuff cuz everyone at the other module or whatever were daid! and it was other different murderbots that did it! i guess they got hacked or something. and they tried to hack him too so then he had to shoot himself!@  |
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 27, 2023 19:46:15 GMT
i thought a lot of the shit like the autopilot and missing shit is chalked up at first as just everything from this company sucks ass! it's like the walmart of space corps or something. worse than walmart! kmart maybe? something like that yeah. even the murderbot secunits are pretty ntg! weird. i had to double check and make sure that was you posting stef and not stef i had roted! cuz that was very similar to wad eye wuz going to rote! Ch 4: you're upsetting it! THAT'S MY POINT!@$ ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT A MACHINE!@$. THIS IS AWFUL! *goes to back of chopper and watches TV* 🥴 Ok so that chapter was pretty exciting! They get to the other camp and they're all killed by rogue secunits and he kills a few but there's more than he thought and one plants him with override downloads and so he shoots himself 🙂 ch5: read part of it but not all. right up to one of the -------- marks. so he's not daid! but they know he haxxored his governor now. and watches tv all the time. and murderbot is what he named himself! apparently he killed 57 clients a while back. |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2023 8:23:30 GMT
something like that yeah. even the murderbot secunits are pretty ntg! seems like they shouldn't be easily hackable. i mean, maybe it wasn't easy. but it seemed like a sort of routine concern! well! i reckon we should try ta be thinkin differnt!! like a hog rootin fer apple cores! 
gotta work on my similes.
please try not to upset the murderbot!@#!@ i thought that is what they were supposed to be called. not it's nickname for itself. why, i reckon that's just wad i dun thought! well i HAVE read the whole think and i reckon he's got a good explanation of those there killins! also, that's how i fixed myself! with all the haxoring! now i'm less likely to murder all of you. tho you'll pretty much have to take my word on that. tho if i wanted to murder you all, not sure what i'm waiting for, tbh. fwiw. |
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 5, 2023 0:42:02 GMT
seems like they shouldn't be easily hackable. i mean, maybe it wasn't easy. but it seemed like a sort of routine concern! seems like everything in this book is hackable! murderbot even hacked himself! if it makes us feel any better, i reckon that there simile ain't in mah repertoire! and won't be any time soon!!@# secunit definitely doesn't indicate how murdery and bloody and gross they are! ffs ;screamears; exactly! if he wanted to murder then he'd be like a hog snout deep in murdered applecores rn fr fr!!!! anyway they boogied out of their hab and are flying west in their hopper hoping to not get rogue secunitted to death in the near future. ch 6: they go back to check on mb's drone footage and the EvilSurvey team leaves them a voicemail telling them to meat at a specific place and time. mb is a bit sus at that! also, mb finally knows who his clients are, apparently some political bigwigs! he didn't know before since he dun read his info packet for the mission.  ch7: mbot flies mensah into the evil survey hab spot to meat up. it kinda goes haywire and he kills one of their bots and takes his armor and impersonates him for a bit. they get the beacon sent but almost get blowed up by it. he grabs mensah and jumps off what sounds quite clifflike and uses his body to break her fall so she isn't killed. he's... in ntg shape. (unit offline) but wakes up off and on and seems to be off planet i think. like the beacon worked. FINISHED!@#$@# so mensah bought him. and was gonna take him back to the preservation place or whatever to be free and happy as a clam and go to college or whatever. he's like thanks i guess. *runs away bigtime at the first opportunity* I like that the ship bots like to watch the TV feed too 🙂 |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 17, 2023 12:54:14 GMT
seems like everything in this book is hackable! murderbot even hacked himself! also, it would seem like the company would know how hackable their shit is too. :dunno: oh!@ it'll be there!@#!@ :fu: i guess they pass for a human rather easily! i figured they were AT LEAST weirdly pale or something. :dunno: yeah! for calling hiself murderbot, he sure ain't doin that much murderin!@# tbh!~@
i guess their hopper is more of a hoper! not sure what all you boring fucks do for a living is really here nor there. tbh! it would seem that it did! so they just like, set off a bomb under the beacon to shoot it off into space?!~@# that is nice. makes me hopeful for the future of AI in our own reality.
well! onward and downward!@!@# NEXT!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 23, 2023 11:49:28 GMT
also, it would seem like the company would know how hackable their shit is too. :dunno: meh, making it unhackable or hardtohack is too much work! that simile was BORN in ur repertoire! BITCH!@#$@$# i guess that's u. gotta have that opaque helmet on! or show your gun arms maybe. go on now! git to murd'rin bitch! us reading the book. I DONE DID ALL MAH MURD'RIN IN THE PAST U STUPID GD COCKBITES!@#$ him.  exactly! missions brief: protect the dumb humans ur with. got it.  ;dunno; or the launch blast is really big and, like, you shouldn't be standing right there next to it. :B  omg. is it possible we will be able to upload our consciousnesses to some horrible computer and keep watching stef? ;hyper;;;; |
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 28, 2023 12:42:11 GMT
meh, making it unhackable or hardtohack is too much work! more importanly, expensive i think! :B exactly!@#@! obviously i have no idea what we're talking about anymore. but i'm sure my past self was impeccably correct!@# :stuburn: i guess it helps that there are augmented humans everywhere. so you can have a gun arm as a human. i think most people don't cuz they can just hire secbots! look! murdering is what the man wants me to do!@ and i am decidedly against the man rn!@ :hyper: ooohhh!@# some of them think that they're important!@ oooohhh!@#!@ :jerk_it: *watches tv* *but just in ur bothead which i imagine is even better!@#! i guess that makes sense. :B there was just a part where it said something like plunked down or fell down by the thing before it shot off. i wasn't sure what that was about. this is making living on eternally as a computer version of my good self sound even better than i thought it already sounded, which quite frankly, sounded pretty great!@# tbh!@# |
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 6, 2023 2:59:58 GMT
more importanly, expensive i think! :B eh, we'll just grow some more murdery bots instead. IMPECCABLY!w#$ BITCH!@@#$@#$ still u NAH I'LL HIRE THAT OUT AND KEEP MY REGULAR HUMAN ARMS AND HANDS THX THO! a formerly murdery bot watches tv. bam that's a series. of course its better!@#$ you can ignore dumbfucks and they have no idea ur just watching tv!@#$@#$@#$ ;dunno; i read this book like 9 years ago. i thought they was detonating it remotely but there were issues or signal problems or fuck i dunno. a lot better than this horrible alive meatsack version we're currently in!!@#$ |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 10, 2023 12:47:41 GMT
eh, we'll just grow some more murdery bots instead. do they grow them? i guess sorta! half grow half build. YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT THAT'S ME!@#!@# BITCH!@#!@# secbot murders him bigtime after ripping his arms off.   apparently it is!@ and i can't wait to get to the next book!@#! hurry the fuck up over dare!~@# this just makes me dislike my normal workjob life even more!@#
i'd like to watch shows in meetings and stuff!@#
9 days. 9 years. same dif!@#!@# maybe if my meatsack was a bit better!  |
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 17, 2023 17:47:37 GMT
do they grow them? i guess sorta! half grow half build. tost some parts in a grow tank thing or whatever they call it where he regrows. THAT IS FUCKING IMPECCABLY ME!@#$ BITCH@$#@$@# u. you made the wrong choice! BITCH32$$#@%$ i guess secunit says that after. loog, eye ken sturt wenevsa u wantses! we gonna do multiple spice streams UP IN THIS BITCH? any job that isn't just that is a huuuuuge job downgrade! bigtime! i mean... may as well be yeah! who KNOWS how many dayears? maybe! unfortunately, there are ZERO ways to improve one's meatsack! if there were, i'd be doing them for sure bigtime up and down. but alas! none! |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 25, 2023 10:41:26 GMT
tost some parts in a grow tank thing or whatever they call it where he regrows. boy, it's easier than i thought! :yes: IMPECCABLY!@# I'M GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING PAGE BITCH!@#@!# seems like more thinking it but not saying sounds more like the murderbots i've met. :dunno: i'd be ok with it. or you could move ur ass faster on the jumpy shitty teenage coming of age booko!@ JUST END IT! i think we're close. i guess booko 4 continues with cent. sorry to spoil that she doesn't die in the next few chapters! so true! HUGE!@ 9 900 also makes no difference. :B exactly!@ this ain't the future! you get your meatsack and then that's it!@ |
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Post by ditkanate on May 6, 2023 13:28:30 GMT
boy, it's easier than i thought! it is when you aren't concerned at all with quality WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE IMPECCABLY ON A PAGE THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW!@#@#$ BITCH@#$#$@#$ *jots it down in some mindfile note for when he writes his series idea at some nonexistent future time* ooh that's a godo line, i'll have the secunit character say that bigtime!@# *tucks note into an encrypted mindfile* OH FFS!@#$ I'LL SEE IF MY LIBRARY HAS MURDERBUTT 2 OR WHATEVER IN STOCK TODAY!@#$@#$ *loogs at meatsack i was handed* |
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Post by isthisamo on May 7, 2023 6:59:08 GMT
it is when you aren't concerned at all with quality oh man! that's like our life mottos!@! we fit right in this murderbot universe! i certainly can't think of a time. gotta make sure no one else sees THIS!@!@ :stuburn: i thought ur sweet son bought you the first few? just one? what a lousy son!@ *raises hand* excuse me! meatsack purveyor?! i think there has been a meatsack mistake! the one you handed me i think is full of like rotten potatoes and carrots or something!
*meatsack purveyor checks over notes* hmm. no sir. all is in order. move along.
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Post by ditkanate on May 13, 2023 15:42:41 GMT
oh man! that's like our life mottos!@! we fit right in this murderbot universe! i wish these dumb gun arms didn't hinder my attempts to gorge myself with pizza while i watch all these swoot shows! heck no! can't have someone downloading my mindfile ideas postmortem and then taking teh credit! and lumps! ;stuburn; just the one smh. the library carries the next few but it is currently checked out!@#$@ gah!@#$ maybe we can do the children book next instead by ADRIAN since i owns it. EDIT. GOT AN EMILA TODAY THAT TEH BOOKO IS IN AT TEH LIBRARY. MURDERY BOTNESS BOOKO 2 IS ON! I REAPEAT! MURDERBOT 2 IS ON! GOD DAMMIT THIS ISN'T EVEN MEAT!@@#$@#$ *ambles away in potatocarrot sack* *pea* |
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Post by isthisamo on May 14, 2023 4:11:19 GMT
i wish these dumb gun arms didn't hinder my attempts to gorge myself with pizza while i watch all these swoot shows! *tries to eat pizza* *shoots off ear and shoots tv* OH FFS!@#! *some asshole writes an amazing book off your mind ideas after ur dead* this is quite ironic tho irritating. holy shit! sweet!@ :hyper: it's IN THE NAME!@ this shouldn't even be possible!@# this is such bullshit!@ i guess you yell and mumble that as you amble.
Artificial Condition
THE MURDERBOT DIARIES Chapter One
so i went ahead and read teh 1st chapter over dare. obviously. don't see why we need a new thread. this one is perfectly fine. our murderbot is befriending ships and flying across teh universen by trading shows he's downloaded. apparently. he's a bit paranoid. understandable i guess. he's sort of not supposed to exist really. apparently he has a plan to get some answers. :dunno:
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i mean, their choppers autopilot cut out for no reason. i'm sure its nothing. 
