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Post by isthisamo on Jul 3, 2023 15:32:42 GMT
that would be pretty sweet training tbh. *they come here and read the worst book "discussions" and random shit anyone has evar seen* ehhh... am i trained? i think you HAVE to be! :dunno: be gone with ye!! go workentine outside of my immediate vicinity and sight. not just one or two specific poles, all kinds of poles! also, good that you stopped. what was next? pelicans? even worser stuff? who am i kidding. of course way worser stuff!@#! that's better!@ *watches continuously*
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 7, 2023 13:09:51 GMT
i think you HAVE to be! :dunno: be gone with ye!! go workentine outside of my immediate vicinity and sight. OF COURSE YOU'RE TRAINED, YOU WERE GIVEN THE TRAINING! ;twak; jfc man, you can lead a horse to water amirite. projectiles? pocket squares? worse stuff, better stuff.... ALL THE STUFF THAT CAN BE STUFFED!!@#$ ehh.. i guess we didn't stop actually. WHAAAA HAAAAPPPPENNNNNNDUUUUUUUUUAAAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!@# :B as i typed that out.... i realize that the james retarded character who i have showed you, basically honed our hw stuff down to its essence and totally became famous off of it!!@#$ SEEAUUULLLLFFFHAHHHH NOOTTT TOOOO GREAAAAAATTTTT$#$%%$%$#$# we spend all this time talking about how to explain teh hoard juice and get people into it or whatever when all we had to do was DUMP TONS OF HOARD JUICE 24/7/365! PEOPLE EAT THAT SHIT UP!@$#$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 11, 2023 17:19:30 GMT
OF COURSE YOU'RE TRAINED, YOU WERE GIVEN THE TRAINING! ;twak; jfc man, you can lead a horse to water amirite. no shit! i u ain't trained now, u ain't fucking trainable!! now get teh fuck out! *lifts them by their collar and boots 'em out by the butt* my bad. my bad. i think i pused us there. as i do. pused us right into proceedings and putrification and plebes and stuff. so we weren't that far off. really just never got our dumping ground correct. :B we couldn't figure out how to dump! although i think we were afraid to dump!!! :fear:
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 23, 2023 15:17:38 GMT
no shit! i u ain't trained now, u ain't fucking trainable!! now get teh fuck out! *lifts them by their collar and boots 'em out by the butt* smh... also, lol that they had to come read all this shit here and now they didn't even keep their job! and all of the above pused into our fine, fine sister. wait, you mean we should dump... *gestures around* all THIS? just... everywhere? like just dump it? us: ;phear; maybe we'll just keep typing
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 23, 2023 18:37:11 GMT
smh... also, lol that they had to come read all this shit here and now they didn't even keep their job! they're probably on the verge of being fired from their original job too. like what they were doing when they read all this crap. well, everything gets pused there eventually i believe. nothing anyone can do about that. well! i don't want to get canceled! we haven't even gone on air yet!
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 31, 2023 18:24:51 GMT
they're probably on the verge of being fired from their original job too. like what they were doing when they read all this crap. if they were reading our forearm to train for a new job while on the clock at some other job then they definitely deserve to be fired for all the jobs!@$#@$#@ like a black hole i guess. *we go on air* *we get canceled so fast the little "on air" light just barely flickered for a half second*
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 2, 2023 7:59:41 GMT
if they were reading our forearm to train for a new job while on the clock at some other job then they definitely deserve to be fired for all the jobs!@$#@$#@ it's not our fault they suck so much at being an employee! tho, i feel like this makes sense that this was the kind of person we were hiring. for, eh, whatever we were hiring them to do. i'm not sure why we're hiring people. we don't even know what we should be doing, much less some unfortunate employeeton! no offense fine sister. it's not OUR fault you are a black hole to all things even vaguely tube shaped! and even a lot of stuff that has any shape whatsoever. :stuburn: gosh. i would have thought we would have had to like speak for a while first. :B our canceled selves. *we go back to typing crap up* *but now we're more widely hated* to be honest, this still feels sort of like a win to me.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 21, 2023 2:17:12 GMT
it's not our fault they suck so much at being an employee! tho, i feel like this makes sense that this was the kind of person we were hiring. for, eh, whatever we were hiring them to do. i'm not sure why we're hiring people. we don't even know what we should be doing, much less some unfortunate employeeton! maybe we were hoping they would train up on our forearm here and let us know! doesn't seem to have worked out tho. it ISNT our fault!!! oh look that has a shape *town* ;weary; we're back to being the ;user; guy but even more happy and motivated!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 11, 2023 13:18:30 GMT
maybe we were hoping they would train up on our forearm here and let us know! doesn't seem to have worked out tho. oh! that was good hiring thinking! i mean, that coulda worked. we just hired someone who really sucked! that's our sister!! :hyper: :shoulderhands: just hang in there bro. let's keep this up. we'll be ai's soon!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 12, 2023 3:45:21 GMT
oh! that was good hiring thinking! i mean, that coulda worked. we just hired someone who really sucked! literally the only explanation. oh hey look that DOESN'T have a shape! *town* GAH IS NOTHING SACRED!@#$@#$ *users some more and wipes sweat from brow and users even more* I HOPE ITS SOON BRO NOT SURE I'M GONNA MAKE IT!@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 28, 2023 3:17:37 GMT
literally the only explanation. i mean. it makes sense that we hired someone who sucks. we would have had to get pretty lucky to accidentally, and despite ourselves, hire someone amazing! sister: I FELT BAD FOR IT!! poor little thing. DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SHAPE!! *wub* us: :weary: NOT EVERY SHAPED OR SHAPELESS THING IS IN NEED OF A TOWNING!@#!@#
sister: :confused:
oh yeah! this is the most energizing stuff you do! this is what is keeping you alive! you'd slip into some sort of vegetative state without this! :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 27, 2023 3:47:45 GMT
i mean. it makes sense that we hired someone who sucks. we would have had to get pretty lucky to accidentally, and despite ourselves, hire someone amazing! even more amazing if that sucky person trained on this forearm and then somehow turned competent!!@# *does not compute* what gibberish words are you guys speaking rn? i really wish i could refute that. ;user;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 29, 2023 12:32:30 GMT
even more amazing if that sucky person trained on this forearm and then somehow turned competent!!@# that would definitely be the most astonishing thing about it. like some sort of forearm miracle! or, eh, antimiracle. that is so sister not understanding something not needing a good towning i can hardly buleev it!! i didn't mean to get you upset! :applerub: i guess ur kind of thinking that your life should have way better awesome super sweet stuff in it. and i suppose it does. occasionally. but not on the reg.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 20, 2023 22:09:02 GMT
that would definitely be the most astonishing thing about it. like some sort of forearm miracle! or, eh, antimiracle. oh man, the forearm would NOT be happy about that! no sir!!@# ah well can't be too careful. *TOWN TOWN TOWNITTYTTTTYYY TIN TOWN21$#@%$#@$#@$# def not on the reg rn ngl!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 23, 2023 7:19:18 GMT
oh man, the forearm would NOT be happy about that! no sir!!@# oh, i didn't realize the forearm would be upset. maybe that's how we see it but it's actually this new trained up forearm administrator who's upset. :dunno: it's so easy for her. makes no sense not to do it. just to be on the safe side. i was just listening to some podcast stuff and they were talking about, eh, i don't know like men are looking for peace of mind. that's ultimately what you want. and that's found through contentedness and understanding oneself and stuff. i don't know. there's a lot to it and you can't sum it up in a short forum post that's supposed to be funny! *adds humor* what do you call a lady with no mouth? ... PERFECT! :hyper: :worried:
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 15, 2024 16:09:17 GMT
oh, i didn't realize the forearm would be upset. maybe that's how we see it but it's actually this new trained up forearm administrator who's upset. :dunno: i could definitely see that... especially considering the pay scale involved with their new career! yes! better to be safe and possibly doubletowned than not towned at all. ;usedhaid; i almost typo'd that intoe a ;pusehaid; BUT HOW IS SHE GONNA BLOW ME WTF!@#$@#$ *attempts to be content with this mouthless woman* *i mean the silence IS nice ngl*
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 16, 2024 8:15:56 GMT
i could definitely see that... especially considering the pay scale involved with their new career! i think the word 'career' is offended. a more appropriate typo i could not think of! :pusehaid: in a :puspuddle: i guess all her other holes are extra important in your scenario. she also looks a bit weird, but worth it, imo.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 3, 2024 15:09:53 GMT
i think the word 'career' is offended. so we've offended the forearm, the new forearm admin, and the word 'career'?!! BROTHER WE ARE GOOD AT WHAT WE DO! you're one of those pusehaid's aren't you! not sure why my pusebrain got pused there, exactly. i was imagining that in a seinfeld type of voice. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A PUSEHAID! SO WHAT!@#$ all women's holes matter! maybe that's a protest march or something.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 4, 2024 13:19:21 GMT
so we've offended the forearm, the new forearm admin, and the word 'career'?!! BROTHER WE ARE GOOD AT WHAT WE DO! those are the best offenders i've ever seen! but also :shhh: don't want to draw their attention, i'll be next! makes sense for a pusebrain, tbh. YOU THINK UR BETTER THAN ME?!@#?
that made me think of, what does ted dansen have that i don't have? your worse! much much worse! WOMEN'S HOLES! WOMEN'S HOLES!@# WOMEN'S HOLES!@! i guess that is shouted at this thing. and HOLE NO! WE WON'T GO!! HOLE NO!@#! WE WON'T GO!@ :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 20, 2024 3:00:28 GMT
those are the best offenders i've ever seen! but also :shhh: don't want to draw their attention, i'll be next! now I'M offended!@# ;stuburn; he's good, you're not! HI HO HI HO, OFF TO THE WOMEN'S HOLES WE GO! *whistles*
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