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Post by ditkanate on May 16, 2023 17:07:34 GMT
i wish these dumb gun arms didn't hinder my attempts to gorge myself with pizza while i watch all these swoot shows! *tries to eat pizza* *shoots off ear and shoots tv* OH FFS!@#! *some asshole writes an amazing book off your mind ideas after ur dead* this is quite ironic tho irritating. holy shit! sweet!@ :hyper: it's IN THE NAME!@ this shouldn't even be possible!@# this is such bullshit!@ i guess you yell and mumble that as you amble. Artificial Condition
THE MURDERBOT DIARIES Chapter One
so i went ahead and read teh 1st chapter over dare. obviously. don't see why we need a new thread. this one is perfectly fine. our murderbot is befriending ships and flying across teh universen by trading shows he's downloaded. apparently. he's a bit paranoid. understandable i guess. he's sort of not supposed to exist really. apparently he has a plan to get some answers. :dunno:
---------------------------------------------- *jumps into a new booko behind a ficus* Chapter OneHe's just hop skipping about the universe pretending to be an augmented human instead of teh waerst murderbutt evar. Hitches a ride on another transport via media download bribe. Very nice. And he has a plan to ask a question somewhere to someone about something! very intriguing! OH AND HE HAXXORS EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LEFT AND RIGHT POW ZAP HACK!!@#@#  Chapter TwoHis new transport bot frienf is chatting him up and he does NOT enjoy that. Ok I'll watch your show!@ but if you complain about inaccuracies so help me I'll turn it off!#!#! The bot watching TV is.... So enjoyable to me for some reason that I cannot explain. Again, please.the bit about not complaining about inaccuracies cracked me up. if one ever watches a medical show with Maya in the room whoooooo boy look out! THAT'S NOT REALISTIC OMG THEY WOULD NEVAR DO THAT THIS IS SO STUPID!@#$$#@#@$ |
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Post by isthisamo on May 20, 2023 5:45:24 GMT
*tries to eat pizza* *shoots off ear and shoots tv* OH FFS!@#! wait... i'm trying to reply to this but u really fucked these threads up!@# jfc!@#
that is unfortunate since he just shot it. i guess he shot his ear AND his haid! i feel like whoever this is isn't eating pizza anymore. :B
i mean, not in this life! but sometime! :pea: :pst: i really wish it wouldn't do that! or exist! whoever's reply maybe.
man! we said basically teh same thing ovur dare! :B it's pretty funny that a booko about robots watching tv is somehow entertaining! but, there you has it! OMFG!@ *hands in front of eyes* IT'S TV!@!@ you, i, and the murderbot understand tv! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ACCURATE! it's supposed to be entertaining! they are not equivalent! real life is too boring!! FFS!@#!#@ we has to spice it up and make it fun!!
chapter tres so basically he hangs out with art which is like annoying robot transport! :hyper: and art is like, eh. he dumb secunit thing, there are WAY more possibilities as to wad happened than those two! and also, those aren't even the most likely!@ good god! u has good shows but ur dumber than box computer!@#! 
so, he's going to try to loog not like so obviously a rogue secunit. :B BUT I WILL NOT have you adding a penis to my person!@#!@  i wonder if art will once he's in there! he'll thank me later!
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Post by ditkanate on May 21, 2023 14:05:00 GMT
wait... i'm trying to reply to this but u really fucked these threads up!@# jfc!@# ;vernoog; i guess that teaches the lesson to think twice before deciding to get augmented! the meatsacks really don't care to see or be around the potatosacks. nono. ;highfive; is this real? ahhgh i can't watch! okstartitagain ;hyper; WELL IF THEY COULD SPICE IT UP AND ALSO INCLUDE AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF START AN IV LINE I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT!@#$@#$@#$@#$ maya i am enjoying that he's actually just ART now lol. secunit: i basically am an augmented human no one would evar no! art: *shows him walking arounf like a marching robot secunit* ohh yeah, great disguise. ;hugegiantrolleyes; well, secunit obviously don't know anything about anything, why would art listen to HIM? ;hyper; GOD DAMMIT I TOLD U NOT TO TURN ME INTO A SEXBOT! ;snooked; |
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Post by isthisamo on May 22, 2023 12:21:20 GMT
those are tough lessons. you gotta learn somethings by fire! i guess not. hey!@ we're gross enough as it is!@ we don't want to be around something even grosser than our good fine meatsack selves!@# :stuburn: i think we've talked about this before. but this makes me even more ready to be an uploaded consciousness, if possible, like in 20-30 years.  i guess i kinda see that. but most people are like, :shrug: what's it matter. we just need to get across the idea that their in teh hospital! see tubes and bags and stuff hooked up to people! OOOH!@ I HATE ART SO MUCH! he's good company tho.
murderbot i guess art didn't decide to penis him up. real missed opportunity if you ask me. if nothing else but as a practical joke!  chapter 4 so murderbot finds out he needs a jeorb to get to havimavi so he finds a security gig in teh classifieds. has a swoot interview and i think maybe he doesn't really see an advantage to hasing tons of money at this point. he just walks around hacking everything anyway, and eh, i don't think he eats! so he doesn't really need money. so he's like, just pay me practically nothing. i need a lift anyway.
however, this seems like not the best gig to has for laying low. imo. i guess we'll see.
these humans! there just so fluffy and cute and little! oh. also there is some other gendered thing. seems vaguely lady like in nature except maybe with more pink hair? i dun remember. but it's a te i guess. tho maybe a little annoying, pretty realistic future in fact so...
chapter 5 so it doesn't go well. big surprise. i'm used to humans making bad decisions. again, this doesn't seem very lay lowy to me for murderbot. but, maybe he only partially is worried about that. he has to live his life i guess. these people are lucky they bumped into murderbot for security! pretty sure just about anyone else they'd a hired and they'd be dead. still enjoying teh murderbot ovur dare, even tho he isn't watching tv now.  |
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Post by ditkanate on May 25, 2023 2:19:49 GMT
i guess not. hey!@ we're gross enough as it is!@ we don't want to be around something even grosser than our good fine meatsack selves!@# :stuburn: i suppose no one should mention how potato sacks aren't nearly as gross as meatsacks. SOCIETY ISN'T READY FOR THAT TRUTHBOMB!@#$ i'll probably say more later but i am REALLY digging the whole ART / murderbot combo every way shape and form!@#$ OMFG THOSE ARE ALL THE WRONG BAGS AND WRONG TUBES ADN THE NURSES AREN'T WOUDLN'T EVENAAAASGHSDFHGSDHFG%%^%^%^$% damn we lost her. not sure how long murderbot would have lasted on the lamb if he hadn't stumbled across art tbh fwiw!!!@#$ murderbot might have just killed art on the spot tho, and then we'd miss on art/murderbot highjinks!@# he charged so little it was suspicious! just don't be sus man! also i think he CAN eat, but doesn't really need or want to. but i could be mixing up murderbots with bots from some other thing i've consumed. *chew* i'm thinking this turns murdery and not quiet but i guess we WILL see. horrible and also super realistic!@# stuff like that is where people end up being ok dying arounf 80-90 or so. MAN! PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND I KINDA HATE IT! TIME TO CHECK OUTTA THIS BISH!@! *uploads consciousness to a tv watching construct hopefully* ;pray; other chpta 4 notes: Looks like he killed 57 people. Well, "equipment failure" did. ;snicker; they're getting ready for him to go to his job interview and trying to coach him up to be more humany: "The giant transport bot is going to help the construct secunit pretend to be human. This will go well." during the interview... JFC he doesn't even know tapping a chair means sit down? *ART googles furiously in teh background feeding him info* THAT MEANS SIT DOWN! THAT IS A FIGURE OF SPEACH!@# I'M GOOGLING SALARIES!@# its like how george and jerry combine into almost a whole man! some of the lines make me chuckle. the dumb humans are like, we know it isn't a great idea but we're thinking we should go. murderbot: It was a great idea to go if you wanted to be murdered. GAH!@#$ need to speed my azz up!!@#$@#$@#$ ;ballhands; ok finished 5. pretty godo chapter! Yessss he's bringing art to havimavi in a knapsack 🙂 Art: I have a debris deflection system. You have weapons FOR DEFLECTING DEBRIS!!! ;stuburn; Man I didn't think he'd need art that bad that soon! 😮 (talking about the shuttle landing takeover) Humans can miss a lot of little clues, but me being able to fire energy weapons from my arms would be something of a red flag. I guess he is thinking as long as he doesn't do something 100% murderbotty then he's in the clear? or he isn't super duper worried. so far he's been able to delete camera recordings and haxxor everything and pass off as mostly almost human. It's a sexbot ART: that is not the official designation I enjoy that murderbot seems actually pretty good at this security gig. 🙂 honestly if that dumb crew of kids hadn't run into this specific murderbot/art combo package they'd be daid! godo luck for them even if they are stupid! chpta sixI guess mb disagrees with me that he did a good job since they didn't get their work back. So it was a malware haxxor sitch! not just him going berserk and killing everyone himself. Art: we have a problem |
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Post by isthisamo on May 30, 2023 13:18:29 GMT
i suppose no one should mention how potato sacks aren't nearly as gross as meatsacks. SOCIETY ISN'T READY FOR THAT TRUTHBOMB!@#$ i guess they are! unless the potatoes have rotted. then it shifts the other way again. u think 20 or 30 yrs too soon? well. may not have much choice. has to do it before u die! lest ur counting on freezing urself. i'm always a bit surprised when i ask people about this. uploading ur conciousness to a computer. and they all go no, why would i do that.
CUZ U COULD WATCH TV!! FOREVER!@# :USEHAID:
and you can read too, if that's ur bag.
BEST DAMN HOSPITAL SCENE I EVER SEENED! TBH!@ everyone else. seems like, net long. tho maybe he would have got away using his gunarms or whatever. :dunno: well, he would have at least had to get out of art first! probably! but then art would be all, jk jk. we'll knock u out again and switch it to a vag! they seemed to shrug it off when he was like, i really just want a ride and a work ticket thing. :B we did see and it did pretty much. i mean, we don't know if any of teh goons he took out are daid. i think their just wounded. that's what i'm talkin bout! *switches on chinaflix* it's quite like that. they didn't upload that information into my person! and i guess if it didn't come up in a sweet serial that he likes. :B folks, this all looks like a big murder setup to me. and i'm kinda an expert.
*they go bigtime anyway* :B
he sure is. but even with the backpack he has to be on teh network to connect to teh ship ovur dare. this horrible person company has to be like, man! these people are hard to kill! jfc!@ well. i think he will do wad he can to not be caught. but also he has to live his life and figure stuff out is wad he wants to do. so he can't just sit in a corner and watch shows. absolutely. it's nice to have a main character who doesn't suck! yeah. i feel like he's gonna try to get their work back. also, the problem is gonna suck him back in with those folks anyway. i'm thinking sticking them in teh shuttle didn't go swimmingly for some reason. :B |
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Post by ditkanate on May 31, 2023 20:41:44 GMT
i guess they are! unless the potatoes have rotted. then it shifts the other way again. and i think when the meat and the potatoes are BOTH rotted, then meat wins grossest again.  i dunno if its too soon or not. i know Neuralink just got FDA approval to start testing their shit on humans, so we're at least in the right time ballpark! maybe we get there maybe we don't but it's not impossible. which is INSANE to say. imo. fwiw. also the freezing thing... there was a news story the other day about some cavegirl who got thawed out somewhere recently. and like, he looked normal! like she could wake up or something. she didn't wake up,or it would have been a much bigger story. but seeing the pics made me understand why people get into the freezing idea. cuz you can totally preserve stef pretty well! its just, you know, the reanimating it part that is difficult. :B but it FEELS like it should be doable someday. i was taken by the realism tbh!!! ;yes; maybe. and a lot more haxxoring upon his good self. it is all very amusing to art! he probably wishes HE had a vag so he could town all of his crew he lurves so much! or be towned by them i guess it would be. right, which is how it should be since that is what people do. most normal people are sus about everyone and everythign and are more than ready to take whatever explanation is handed to them. SMH TBH! I AIN'T READING THE WOUNDERBOT DIARIES OVUR HEAR!@$#$#@#@$ ;hoppingscreamingmadguy; as long as uploaded self chinaflix keeps giving me access to media i relate to. GOD DAMMIT UPLOADCHINAFLIX GOT RID OF SEINFELD WTF!@@$#@#$#@$ lol right and both of them are retarded in their own way so they're comparing dumb notes and media examples and stuff. very humorous. maybe down the road they'll figure out how to download a second mobile art unit for unconnected times! ;hyper; tho i dun no how much help he'd be if there's no network. :B i guess they could still watch tv together. indeed! and also now the sexbot found him out. ;leer; wait has u already read this one too? ;sus; cuz.... chpta 7one of them sneaks OFF the shuttle to try to get their work back! so now mb is roped back in. *creates reminder schedule to pretend to use the restroom a couple times* ;floet; I set my breathing to deep and regular while I formulated my plan. Teh sexbot knows who he is. Not greta! |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 1, 2023 2:00:31 GMT
and i think when the meat and the potatoes are BOTH rotted, then meat wins grossest again. i suppose so. not by much. gross rotted food is gross rotted food for teh most part. i guess rotted meat with maggots wins if the potatoes is just fuzzy ushy gushy mold. oic. you were saying that's soon as far as hasing teh technology. i thought you were saying YOU wouldn't be ready. WAIT! I ISN'T READY! :jkgay: ok, go!
i guess i think 30 years and we will definitely has it. if it's possible. unless tragedy knocks us back technology wise. which is possible. i was just watching a thing where teh earth is due for a magnetic force reversal. and when that happens there's a spot in the middle of the switch where there's like none for a while. and it could be ... disruptive or bad in some way cuz of teh solar winds or something. :dunno: :B
sure sure. absolutely. teh thing i always think about is how freezing works and how it damages foods because freezing creates ice crystals that tear open cells. so if ur thawed out you might look ok mostly but a bunch of ur cells are gonna be towned from the freezing process and well, that doesn't sound good to me! i guess if you has enough in tact and you have some sort of rejuvenation technique maybe using stem cells and you stay in a coma at first while ur body repairs... i guess that could work. :dunno: OMFG!@#!@ *screams* *storms out* *disowns you* maya *comes crawling back for free food* exactly. although now it seems like he's in a bit less of a things going swimmingly i can just fly arounf with art and has a good time - time. since sexbot showed him that the company knows he's out roguing about and they, and who knows what kind of other people and authorities, won't care for THAT! it does seem like art might like that. art: I'M NO SEXBOT!@#@!# :dammit: ... :floet: :eyeflash: exactly. much more likely to believe he's some augment who got blowed up and had most of his self replaced than him being a rogue secunit that most people don't consider having personalities or anything cuz their just horrible killing robots. i dun think so anyway!  i hope at this future time it will be similar to murderbot times where you can download and trade media and stuff and i don't have to pay a million virtubucks for it. it is a weird combination of them being super smart, like from raw computing power and access to data and stuff, but also ridiculously dumb from a human standpoint and like children in the way they approach like media and life and stuff. PLAY IT AGAIN DADDY!@#@! AGAIN! AGAIN! they both would like that! eh. it wasn't too hard to figure out. teh cute tiny humans he's helping is teh main arc of this story and eh.. the book isn't over so... :B well... we could just kill all the humans! that would solve most of our troubles. tbh. sexbot
murderbot: :weary:
also, i'm sure for the sexbot it's more like- and by we i mostly mean you! since ur all murdery and stuff anyway. no offense. :eyeflash: and if you could make sure one of teh humans you kill, amongst teh all of them, is teh one who owns me! that'd be greeaatt... TIA!@ HTH!@
ch. 8 so he gets teh files no problem from whoever but then they snag tapan and things don't go perfectly. one thing i find interesting about murderbot is how often he gets shot! anyway, tapan is shot but i assume she will make it to art's medbay and be saved. but who knows. but the others should get their files back regardless.
murderbot didn't seem to take too kindly to them shooting tapan.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 2, 2023 2:47:13 GMT
i suppose so. not by much. gross rotted food is gross rotted food for teh most part. i guess rotted meat with maggots wins if the potatoes is just fuzzy ushy gushy mold. all right lets hear it for us potato sacks!@#$ woop woop! i guess they're celebrating their victory i think a big solar flare that hits us wrong could be bad too. i'm almost certain it wouldn't be good. ;pipe; or maybe a meteor or something? i'm thinking it would be something that isn't mainstream. like not just "climate". maybe teh next engineered coronavirus lableak will be really really targeted to human dna and wipe us teh fuck out! rona was just a test rampup!  it is like you raised her yourself! yeah its starting to get real up in this hizzayyyy!  anyway, spoiler alert but things go pretty sideways teh next chapter. oh wait i see u typed about it below. proceed! that's not even the acceptable term, i'm a pleasure cruiser! ;hyper; god dammit my virtubuxx exchange got haxxored and i lost all my medias! *sits alone in some computer console not watching stef* *tries to walk normal instead of like a stiff soldier robot thing* *fails* well, if he killed tlacy and / or haxxored teh sexbot governor thing he could help! sounds like they're still stronger than humans and stuff. just no built in weapons and armor and whatever. he doesn't enjoy when his clients get towned by stef! hopefully it cues a nice murdery spree! ;hyper; aahhhh finally some real murdering murderness! 🙂 I guess people really underestimate a rogue secunit! Especially if they think they installed a command override unit thing cpta 9 - teh end lots of cleanup and goodbyes 😢 |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 4, 2023 1:21:09 GMT
all right lets hear it for us potato sacks!@#$ woop woop! i guess they're celebrating their victory *jiggles their rotted guts arounf in a horrible jig attempt* maybe! i feel like whatever happens it will be kind of slow and dull like real life. not like teh movies.  if i'm dead anyway. i guess i dun care if i'm frozen. i suppose the only bad part is maybe they wake me up in like 100 years and it's holy hell! i imagine i would have done neither better nor worse probably. i guess it would have been less culty. oooo. that sounds nice! i'm picturing the cruiser on wall-e actually. can i at least have access to a camera feed ovur here?!@# :hoppingmad: tbf that sounds pretty hard. it wasn't too effective really. for tlacy or anything really. i guess it would have been better if something had involved pleasure. it more or less was a nice murdery spree. maybe not a spree. but he killed a couple people! yeah. seems weird to me not be more cautious since you know it's already rogue and you don't know how far teh rogueness goes! i guess if tlacey was more cautious she wouldn't be dead! all done. bye bye then! hopefully we'll see more of art. i thought they were gonna be long time buds! anyway, on to number 3?! :hyper: |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 5, 2023 2:27:33 GMT
*jiggles their rotted guts arounf in a horrible jig attempt* [/quote}*some rotty juice oozes through the burlap* boooo! no stars! two thumbs down to this slow moving disaster!@#$@# yeah, well that's the thing right? all these cryo, wake me when you can cure me people are assuming the future is good! or at least worth waking up into. but... that is NOT guaranteed. nosir. we may never know the answer! its weird. i don't think i raised he bad or anything. but the cult stuff... that packs a wallop! messes with literally everything, so part of me thinks being raised by a kinda shitty worldly person might be better! there is a level of shit you don't want to get down to... but the cult is a big step in the wrong direction. but with lots of very accommodating holes. ah.. and protuberances i guess. can't forget teh ladies! no one can hear you man, you aren't even actually hopping! ur just code in a box! WHICH REMINDS ME WE JUST WATCHED A MOVIE SATURDAY CALLED ARCHIVE AND THIS GUYS WIFE DIED AND THEY CAN PUT YOU IN A BOX TO CHAT FOR A WHILE AFTER UR DAID. eventually u run outta juice and have to hang up permanently but you can't have everything, ya know? it is surprisingly hard when you know ur being graded on it! yeah, it is like she bought they wrong type of bot! ;twak; god dammit this fuckbot is TEARABLE at fighting murderbots WTF MAN1@#$@#$@#$@#$ i enjoyed it. it served my purposes nicely. i think it is also a tip about how much trust that society has in their control over them. like, ehh.. i put the safety switch on the dumb toaster why would i be worried about it! ;rolleyes; i mean, they said they may run into each other... but i guess we'll see. NEXT! i think i'm noticing a pattern where i enjoy these weird bot / ai / alien partnerships. all the books i have enjoyed the most of late had them. now i'm drawing a blank but you know, ones where the alien is like PAK PAK and shit. there's been 3 or 4 of them. and every single time it cracks me up and tickles my book enjoyment bone. |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 5, 2023 12:56:57 GMT
*some rotty juice oozes through the burlap* eww! exactly! maybe we write that on google or something. exactly! or even worse than just sucking. maybe they decide to unfreeze dumb old freezed people to be slaves or some crap! i'm pretty sure we can say with certainty that we won't know the answer! cuz even if i somehow ended up with a kid in teh future. how i do with them at that time has no bearing on how i WOULD have done in past times with a daughter in teh 90s.
but yeah, i feel like your parenting minus the cult stuff would be pretty good. like on teh godo side of the parenting line probably. :dunno: again, we'll never know. maybe you would have been horrible in some other unseen way had you not had teh cult! teh crux of alternate timelines!
HERE YA GO LADIES!@#!@ ALL TEH PROTUBERANCES YOU COULD WANT!@#w!# WHOOOO!@#@! UR WELCOME!@#@ teh future i guess. i DON'T know! :stuburn: that makes no sense! i feel like maya watching hospital shows!#!@# it's a bot!@ and i told it to wak stuff!@ NO!@ NOT LIKE THAT!@# GOD DAMN IT!@#!@ :whew: i was gettin a bit wound up there! and based on teh news feed and stuff that they've been showing us, eh, that seems like pretty misplaced trust!#@! bot/ai/alien: I DON'T WANT TO TICKLE ANY OF HIS BONES!@#!@# :screamears:
so do we need a new thread for 3? i suppose we do now. i don't get why but i guess we do.  |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 6, 2023 19:31:20 GMT
exactly! maybe we write that on google or something. like in our notepad? sweet! it sure was nice of that ancient civilization to save all the slaves in the freezer for us! ;hyper; *thaw thaw thaw* we need to do a randomized controlled trial of exact same parents, time, situations... once cult, one no cult! annnnd go! also, yeah the cult thing is OUR unique disadvantage or downside or whatever you want to call it. other people have obstacles and disadvantages too, they're just different ones. born into extreme poverty, teh ghetto, parents ravaged by malaria, you know, WHATEVER! cult is just one of a grab bag of bad things! some people are even raised with an unstable alcoholic, possibly psychotic father! CAN YOU IMAGINE! well, future space transport ships, yeah. sounds like the human race finally is making some progress! maybe they unfreeze people to be pleasure units! no no see it made total sense! cuz the technology that saves the daid personarchive is ANALOG. see. analog. so it wears down over time. you gets about 200 hours and the signal gets weaker and weaker... ack. so it starts out like ur facetiming ur daid wife! ;leer; but then eventually they are reduced to calling you on a staticky shitty phone line. ;tear; *alsothenack* totally logical. ;stuburn; omg that is fucking amazing that is EXACTLY what i was saying. and now it is reminding me of this season of the amazing race (we been binging that), and one of the challenges you had to learn this army march and perform it! it really wasn't that hard. it's marching. so ur kind of swinging ur arms a bit as you... you know, march. in time with the other people. literally every couple did it almost no problem at all. and this one guy... i was crying laughing watching him try to do this. he's like I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE RYTHMN JEEEZ like it was normal but my GOD. it was like... maybe i can find it. i'm gonna try to find it. but the second guy's attempt to walk in this video 100% reminded me of it how he's sort of picking his leg up and turning his body weird. holy shit i totally found it bigtime! ur welcome in advance: i mean, wak stuff like that LATER, right now i want you to WHACK stuff!@# *wakwakwak* ;weary; wait, are teh toasters after us now?  starting new threads for every book tickles my hwbukclube enjoyment bone! *pakpakpak* |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 7, 2023 12:28:16 GMT
no! a google review or whatever! that's what i picture happening if we smartly decided to freeze ourselves! oh man! that would be teh waerst! i assume. don't know. don't WANNA know! amiright!@ :highfive:
also, that's one hell of a experiment. probably been some studies at least. so, fill out this survey once a year for the next 50 years. and we'll monitor your success based on whatever.
finally an unfreezing scenario i can get behind for myself!@#! no no see it made total sense! cuz the technology that saves the daid personarchive is ANALOG. see. analog. so it wears down over time. you gets about 200 hours and the signal gets weaker and weaker... ack. so it starts out like ur facetiming ur daid wife! ;leer; but then eventually they are reduced to calling you on a staticky shitty phone line. ;tear; *alsothenack* totally logical. ;stuburn; holy shit! that guy was terrible! how can you suck that bad? welp! i ges i dun has teh rythem! ... eh. that had nothing to do with rythem and everything to do with you being a jackass! it's not a dance!! well! i'm keeping it! it cost me a fortune! it's mostly useful. how many muderbots do i have to have it take out? not many hopefully. don't stick ur hand in there, that's for sure! wait, is that from rocky the horrible rock spider alien?!! :hyuper: |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 15, 2023 17:58:19 GMT
no! a google review or whatever! hey google! life sucks! no stars! *powst* trying to think of any movie or show where someone guts unfrozed and it turns out super greta.... HUGE BULLET DODGED BY US! yeah, unfortunately that's the only way to do it cuz everyone is so worried about being PC! OOHHHH WE CAN'T DO HORRIBLE STUDIES ON LIVE PEOPLE OOOHHH!@#@$ ;jerkit; how are we supposed to actually learn anything if we aren't allowed to torture at least a FEW people? rubrubrub yes! i stand behind it! ;stuburn; honestly, i don't know how anyone could march that badly. its just... not possible! i wouldn't believe it if i didn't see it! i agree with this guy:  i wonder if the pleasurebots get weird or upset if they get used for every day tasks and never for pleasure. hey, pb, go punch that guy for me and then do some spying on this meeting. pb:  *gets burned sticking hand into toaster* OH NOES TEH REVOLUTION HAST BEGUNENTINE!@#$$#@ not 100% sure. i don't think so... i think pakpak was from Providence. but i could totally be wrong! mak pak pak. i'm pretty sure tho. ;pipe; both good. BOTH good. |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 15, 2023 20:21:32 GMT
hey google! life sucks! no stars! *powst* is that what we were reviewing?! i guess i mostly agree. :dunno: i guess i click on did you find this review helpful? well! that's just uz it wouldn't be an amazing story!@ :stuburn: :whew: exactly! hey buddy! take one for teh team ovur hear!!! yeah. i still can't beleev it. i refuse to! i don't see how that is gonna give anyone any pleasure at all!@#!@# :snooked: but not the way it likes. that's the only conclusion one could come to at that time. yes! :stuburn: i remember that booko. it was where there was a big ship and the hr lady or whoever talked to the ship and thought it was sentient and everyone was all :hugegiantrolleyes: but then she was right. and the aliens on the planet they ended up on talked like that. that's my memory anyway. could be way off or course. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 19, 2023 19:02:23 GMT
is that what we were reviewing?! i guess i mostly agree. :dunno: i guess i click on did you find this review helpful? sweet! glad i could help! i guess unfroze caveman lawyer turned out pretty good. ehhh what kinda team is this anyway! THE HUMAN ONE! IT'S PRETTY HORRIBLE!@# TIA HTH!!@#$$@# *torture torture torture learn* boy, getting snooked in the nonpleasure snooking way is like getting double snooked! and NOT like getting double snooked the good way either!@#$$#@ ;nono; GAH I'M LITERALLY DESIGNED FOR ALL THE SNOOKING TYPES THAT I'M NOT GETTING!@$##@$ ;toastuburn; sounds right to me! how did rocky talk in that other one we read? ;hyper;;; he's the one who said AMAZE, right? |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 20, 2023 11:55:02 GMT
sweet! glad i could help! one of the things i'm realizing here with you is how helpful and amaze we are! it's like we're constantly helping each other and the world! slowing making this life that sucks just a bit less sucky for everyone. mostly us. but everyone! they did? what about the open-close case they blew! i bet whoever is in prison cuz of their crappy lawyering disagrees bigtime! look. the rest of us are gonna get some sweet gains from this. or well. not really. but someone will learn something and they'll write a paper that others will dispute as crap! also, if ur not dead from this, you'll get $20 for your trouble. *carries on with torture testing* that's mostly how snooking goes i suppose. i guess that's why they call it snooking! but there are a few rare instances where someone is snooked and they love it bigtime! but then i suppose onlookers wonder if that person was snooked at all. when you agree to the max, it's time to burn the toast!@!@ that's obvs! AMAZE! i was sure you were going to give me teh big :twak: and talk about how wrong i was and stef but instead u said amaze! |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 23, 2023 15:20:37 GMT
one of the things i'm realizing here with you is how helpful and amaze we are! it's like we're constantly helping each other and the world! slowing making this life that sucks just a bit less sucky for everyone. mostly us. but everyone! it is good to be friends and helpful amaze world making better people! still an unfreezing victory imo! the unfroze guy is high fiving everyone! HOLY CRAP DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZE IT IS THAT I'M ALLOWED TO TRY A CASE IN THE FIRST PLACE! OF COURSE I BLEW IT I'M A CAVEMAN! ;hyper;;;; the tortured participant probably feels a lot better about the whole thing now! its like that old saying. if a snooking loving person is snooked in the forsest was there a snooking croud to watch the snooking? also did a tree fall? hard to say. or your trying to burn ur toast but ur toast is too toastuburn to burn! ;fu; <-- ur toast if my memory was better maybe i would has twakked ur for ur horrible rememberings! but my memory is not amaze enough for that! |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 25, 2023 23:52:46 GMT
it is good to be friends and helpful amaze world making better people! it is right?! i guess this is maybe why people volunteer or whatever. i'm glad we already have that wrapped up so i don't have to go volunteer somewhere where i might have to be arounf horrible gross poor people. 🤮 i guess that makes sense!! harvard!! ha!! more like caveard! AMIRIGHT!@#!@ WHOOOO!@#@ i guess that is this cavelawyer some more. surprised he couldn't pull it off really. i don't see how they couldn't! but also, i can't help but think they should have known that stuff up front. i guess these aren't really the type to scrutinize the fine print on these things! WAD IZ THUT?! TWONTY BUCKOS!@#! WHOOO!@# SIGN ME UP!@# I NEVUR THUT PANE WUZ TU BUD! :B exactly like that. you nailed it godo!
if a snooking snook did snook a snook is a snook snook still a snook? it's a dr. suess snooking!! man!@ i bought hard core toast!@#!  whoever this is. yeah. i guess you would have had to thrown out a blind twakking of just assuming i'm way off. and that may or may not have served you well. |
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