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Post by ditkanate on Jul 1, 2023 14:18:29 GMT
it is right?! i guess this is maybe why people volunteer or whatever. i'm glad we already have that wrapped up so i don't have to go volunteer somewhere where i might have to be arounf horrible gross poor people. 🤮 right? maybe once i'm rich enough that i have my retirement on lockdown and my house fully upgraded to where i want it and a little extra cushion i can just tost some money to a horrible poor people charity or something. he is having a GREAT time living his unfroze life to teh fullest! he probably spent most of his caveard time partying with all the college chicks and drinking and stuff instead of studying lawyery things! caveman time alcohol was probably teh waerst! if they had it at all! what, like, fermented elephant poop juice or something? like, the font on the $20.00 part of the contract is extra big and the rest talks about in fine print how they're going to torture them into bolivian and / or possibly death and can basically do anything to them they want without penalty or repercussion. *sign sign sign* ETT IZ 4 TEH GUDE UV HOOMANUTTY! hey at least their estate will get $20. (extra fine print: in the case of death you forfeit the $20thxplzkbye) the old dr suess book, SNOOKINGTON FOREST! it is like a sequel to horton hears a who i think. snook really does sound like a seuss word! *tries to eat their hardcore toast* *it fingers them and punches their throat and yells obscenities all the way down* ;fu; hey a nice blind twakking now and then never hurt nobody ;stuburn;
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 11, 2023 14:50:26 GMT
right? maybe once i'm rich enough that i have my retirement on lockdown and my house fully upgraded to where i want it and a little extra cushion i can just tost some money to a horrible poor people charity or something. absolutely! once you has money, that's the best thing you can do is give it to people! they would way rather have that than ur useless self in some way! gosh. i would think they could have something better than fermented POOP!@#@!# JFC! THIS IS FUCKING CAVEARD for ffs! i would imagine the booze came pretty much right after they made their first juice of some kind. HEY! this joos tayst funee. but eye lik et! i imagine that's about right. that's one of the troubles with these studies. you have to assume that the rest of humanity will respond the same as the worst dumbest humans on the planet. is it the same? probably. just have to hope they aren't accidentally eating poison and stuff. snookington forest sounds like ur combining the bearington bears with dr. suess!! i think they didn't realize just how hardcore toast could be!! i know i didn't! :shocking: did that toast just finger those peoples' buttholes while it was going down their throat?!@?? i would have sworn before seeing that that it wouldn't be possible!@#! well. any more than a normal average twakking. unless maybe the blind person twaks extra hard cuz they can't tell what their doing. :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 18, 2023 20:41:03 GMT
absolutely! once you has money, that's the best thing you can do is give it to people! they would way rather have that than ur useless self in some way! *i volunteer in person* *i'm around horrifically horrible people* *i don't like it* *they don't like it* CAN'T THIS DUMB RICH GUY JUST GIVE SOME MONEY OR SOMETHING JFC! ;YUCK;;; HAHA MOWER FUNEE JOOZ *CLAP CLAP* *plays funee joos pong* *starts a study to see how many will eat poison* *feeds them poison labeled poison* *they all eat it* huh. *writes on clipboard* i assume you mean the Berenstein bears!@$#@#$ ;hyper;; and maybe i am! ;FU; hay, can we add a little lowly the worm action up in this bitch!!@## ;hyper;; which booko series was that? ahhh who cares they're all the same anyway! apparently hardcore toast has some long ass fingers!!!@#@##@ *twakks someone to death cuz they're too blind to know* EYE DID NUT MEAN TO TWAK HIM SO HARD :B
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 19, 2023 2:43:17 GMT
*i volunteer in person* *i'm around horrifically horrible people* *i don't like it* *they don't like it* CAN'T THIS DUMB RICH GUY JUST GIVE SOME MONEY OR SOMETHING JFC! ;YUCK;;; right! that's how i imagine it. i don't see how it could go any other way! *they don't have cups or balls or anything* *they clap and laugh* doctor smithington!! do you think this has any bearing on our previous findings? SILENCE!@#!@# i mean what i fucking say!@# also, lowly worm is the same fucking book series!@# :twak: tho, i agree. doesn't matter. hell! i can't even remember what we're talking about. :hyper; apparently. or maybe they're disassociated or something. :dunno: this made me chuckle dost so!
also, this sounds exactly right now that you spell out my point!
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 28, 2023 15:52:20 GMT
right! that's how i imagine it. i don't see how it could go any other way! UGH!@#$@#$ THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUFFIN STUMP FIASCO!@#$$#@ homeless people when i volunteer. that's how good alcohol is! you can play beerpong without anything!@#$$#@ *CLAP CLUP CLOP* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GROG LIKE FUNY JOOS *drags off a cavelady by her hair* i guess he's a little prickly and defensive about his previous findings! I SAY BEARLYINGTONVILLE BEARS AND BAH GAWD THASS WHAT I MEANT! also i guess we're talking about wormy bear books. ;dunno; I CONTROL MY DISASSOCIATED HARDCORE TOASTSELF FINGERS VIA QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT METHODS YOU FUCKING DUMBJIM FUCKSTICKS!@#$@$# *twak* *sticks fingers in butt even harder* hell, maybe they don't have any nerve endings either so they couldn't even feel that they were twakking ANYTHING! I PLEAD NOT GUILTY YOUR HONOR, BY WAY OF BLIND NUMBNESS!!!
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 1, 2023 12:15:14 GMT
UGH!@#$@#$ THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUFFIN STUMP FIASCO!@#$$#@ homeless people when i volunteer. i'd eat stumps for the rest of my life just to not endure this asshole for 1 more hour!@#!@ i didn't realize they had jews back then. i guess they've always been comedians! i guess so. not sure why. it's not suspicious at all! that sure sounds like us! so these bears have all kinds a worms in em. but they ain't dead. sounds like they will be soon. what kinda kids book is this anyway!? feel like you realy shouldn't anger this eh, toast. he's surly and finger powerful! ur honor! i didn't even know i had a stick!! i mean, i usually do i guess. cuz i'm blind you see. helps keep me from running into stuff. tho that doesn't work too good cuz of teh nerve problem. they tried a seeing eye dog but i couldn't even feel his fluffy self and that just made me depressed, blind, and nerveless.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 31, 2023 20:26:14 GMT
i'd eat stumps for the rest of my life just to not endure this asshole for 1 more hour!@#!@ WE WANT THE STUMPS! WE WANT THE STUMPS! they all chant that as i give them their soup or whatever. what is the deal with caribou! i mean, slow down! let's talk over dinner! man, i really don't know what a caveman jewcomedian joke would be. obvs. i was gonna do a play on what's the deal with airline peanuts and just... totally blank! anyway, you're welcome!@#$ SHUSH AND SWALLOW YOUR POISON!@# ahem i mean your clinical trial medicine. ;floet; BAH GAWD ITS THE BEARLYINGTONVILLE BEARS KIND SON WHATSA MATTER WITH U I RECKON U AINT RITE IN THA HAID! he's got it all figured out!@# people kept telling me how cute my dog was and i just think they was all pulling my leg! maybe even literally who knows!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 3, 2023 2:03:34 GMT
WE WANT THE STUMPS! WE WANT THE STUMPS! they all chant that as i give them their soup or whatever. i feel like the non-protesters around you who are experiencing the you that is soup and various other things they don't care for are all WTF?! these protesters suck! i don't want a stump! this stinks! *they get stumps bigtime* that was pretty good actually. hey folks! i just rode in on a mastodon and boy is my butt tired!@ amirite!? *crowd goes wild* our tribe killed a mastodon the other day. and it's like great, we can eat for years! but dammit all the meat just rots!! it's like hey meat! why don't you take it easy! maybe stay good for more than 3 fucking days!
okaayyy... :suspicious: *eats poison* these are barely bears at all!!! more like FINGERED out! you know. now that i think about it. this person who got beat to death by this blind nerveless lady, well, i feel like they deserve it. like, all you had to do was, eh, move a little bit out of the way. :B CASE DISMISSED DUE TO INEPTNESS ON THE PART OF THE VICTIM!! *BANG!!*
the judge
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 12, 2023 3:05:57 GMT
i feel like the non-protesters around you who are experiencing the you that is soup and various other things they don't care for are all WTF?! these protesters suck! i don't want a stump! this stinks! *they get stumps bigtime* *they get stumps and also me* GOD DAMMIT WE WERE OF THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS WAS AN EITHER OR PROPOSITION!@#$@#$ ;pst; these homeless are quite well spoken! cavemen comedy is kind of like shouting your hopedreams!@#$ OH MAN WHAT I'D GIVE FOR NON ROTTING MEAT!@#$ OH MAN AND JUST ONCE I'D LIKE THE PUSSIES WE DRAG INTO THE CAVE TO TOWN TO JUST BE QUIET!!@#$@#$ AMIRITE!?? of course that's what they do! they're in a clinical trial! with doctors! or, supposed doctors anyway. ;stuburn; oh man! the inept victim defense! i love it. like how did you get THAT in the way of a blind nerveless person in the first place!@#$ i'm surprised they didn't die sooner!@#$ BANG!@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 12, 2023 12:16:58 GMT
*they get stumps and also me* GOD DAMMIT WE WERE OF THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS WAS AN EITHER OR PROPOSITION!@#$@#$ ;pst; these homeless are quite well spoken! we'll see how well spoken they are when they got stumps stuffed in their mouths! :stuburn: *a couple cavemen cheer* *then loog around worried*
so the other day i club one of these cavebitches and i'm draggin her back to my cave, you know. and she wakes up mid-drag! WTF! STAY DOWN! :twak: so then i gotta club her again. the dumb bitch is gonna get a concussion! but she should still town just fine, amirite fellas!?
because trust! :hyper: i think it was just a weird way to commit suicide, now that i think about it more.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 20, 2023 21:21:48 GMT
we'll see how well spoken they are when they got stumps stuffed in their mouths! :stuburn: WELLSPEAK THIS U FUCKSTIXX!!@$#@#$ *furiously tamps stumps into their dumb holes* you volunteering. maybe that's the was switzerland is doing the assisted suicides now. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 21, 2023 13:05:25 GMT
WELLSPEAK THIS U FUCKSTIXX!!@$#@#$ *furiously tamps stumps into their dumb holes* you volunteering. ur making volunteering sound way better than it is! look, that was just comedy of the day. of the time. i don't condone it! it was different times! that sounds like switzerland!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 15, 2023 15:56:50 GMT
if volunteering involved tamping of any kind i'd be WAY more likely to do it!! i mean. still not likely, but more than now. ;stuburn; OH! ALSO LOOK AT THIS!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 16, 2023 0:21:13 GMT
absolutely. i'm signing up for volunteer tamping bigtime!
but then we arrive there and realize we misunderstood and volunteered for volunteer tamping receiving!
igh ack! I KNEW ack I SHOULDN'T START mmfh! VOLUNTEERING! aghck!
also, i'd watch a murderbutt series.
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 22, 2023 14:54:00 GMT
absolutely. i'm signing up for volunteer tamping bigtime! but then we arrive there and realize we misunderstood and volunteered for volunteer tamping receiving! igh ack! I KNEW ack I SHOULDN'T START mmfh! VOLUNTEERING! aghck! IGH HALP ACK! VOLUNTEER COORDINAAACKKKATOR! I WOULD AGHHHH LIKE TO IGHMPHHHH LODGE A COMPAAAACKKK COMPLAINT!~@#$#$@ volunteer coordinator: you thought the homeless wanted to receive tampings? wtf is rong wif you? smh ;yes;
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 23, 2023 7:23:34 GMT
IGH HALP ACK! VOLUNTEER COORDINAAACKKKATOR! I WOULD AGHHHH LIKE TO IGHMPHHHH LODGE A COMPAAAACKKK COMPLAINT!~@#$#$@ volunteer coordinator: you thought the homeless wanted to receive tampings? wtf is rong wif you? smh IGH! IT DOES AGGH ACK SEEM CHOKE OBVIO AGHAGAHGLL NOW! ACK! i would like to finish reading the series first cuz i'd rather not has booko spoilers. and i know the books are bae, but the series might be less bae. i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 15, 2024 18:10:50 GMT
IGH! IT DOES AGGH ACK SEEM CHOKE OBVIO AGHAGAHGLL NOW! ACK! we are REALLY doing our part for teh homeless ovur hear! ;yes; ;you're welcome; ;ighaghack; ;dunno; i think teh tv series is a ways off. like it just got green litted or wadever. though, at our pace......
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 16, 2024 8:43:35 GMT
we are REALLY doing our part for teh homeless ovur hear! ;yes; ;you're welcome; ;ighaghack; we're the only volunteers for this particular homeless program. :B our pace is my concern... :B though i would like to move forward with this series. cuz it's good. :B and we could die before we finish it!@#! JFC!@# WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!@# *reads dumo kidz books*
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 3, 2024 18:27:13 GMT
we're the only volunteers for this particular homeless program. :B i wondered why the line was so short! i just thought people were unhelpful cockbites!@# OH DEAR!@# WHAT HAS I DONE! *smashes ears in oven door*
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