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Post by isthisamo on Jun 5, 2023 13:02:14 GMT
i couldn't remeber the name of the 3rd booko. i guess it is rogue protocol. i was pretty close! :stuburn:
so i started it! like i said i would. and i did!
ch. 1 so our friendly murderbot is off on a transport again and he did not get so lucky on his transport picking luck this time. and then he told the bot pilot that he was a security person and they were like sweet!@#@! *puts in charge of ship security post haste* god damn it!@# i just wanted a ride!@# also these are the worst humans i've ever seen!@#!@# jfc! did they just sign up for slavery?! who the fuck does THAT?!@# man future space life is fucking ROUGH!
so anyway. he's off to find this place/planet that the company that tried to kill all the people in book 1 fucked up. it's pretty hard to get to i guess. since there's basically nothing there. and he wants to go there and be all :floet: and loog arounf and stuff.
ch. 2 wait... did i finish it? i think so. he made it to miru. there's a robot there who seemed to notice that the drone was staring at them, which was sus. i feel like robot and murderbot are going to meet up at some point. will they be friends or foes? :dunno: i think that's about it so far.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 6, 2023 20:02:58 GMT
i couldn't remeber the name of the 3rd booko. i guess it is rogue protocol. i was pretty close! :stuburn: GAH U FUCKIN BOTCHED IT JFC!@$#$#@  WELL GODO FOR YOU!@#$ no no no you don't get it, see, sheila left the CRACKER wrapper in the SINK!@#$$@# I LITERALLY WAS FORCED TO PUNCH HER FACE!@$#$#@#@$ mb: ;weary; they CLAIM they botched the terraforming project. but mb thinks maybe they are just saying that so everyone stays away, when really they are busy harvesting all teh swoot alien tech and whatever mining alien shit they do. ;floet; gd motherfuck i'm behind again piss shit!@#$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 7, 2023 12:10:00 GMT
GAH U FUCKIN BOTCHED IT JFC!@$#$#@ i thought it was basically the same! :stuburn: :vernoog: i hate you all so much right now. ngl. fr fr. murderbot i'm curious what they will find down there. not raiders i'm sure. but something! gd motherfuck i'm behind again piss shit!@#$$#@ barely. also, i had NOT finished. but now i have. and the answer is miki is super great and doesn't bother murderbot at all. he loves him like a long lost child he always wanted to love but never could.
ch. 3 super short. basically he got himself on board and eh. is working with the ship and miki. and miki checked out the security teams boxes and then asked ron jenkins about it and luckily nothing camed of it but muderbot is :fingernailbite: bigtime!
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 8, 2023 19:01:37 GMT
i thought it was basically the same! :stuburn: OMFG!@#$ there isn't even an author listed, how do i know we're not reading some murderbutt book by someone else!!@#$#@ this is a disaster!@#$$#@ its weird. he DOES hate them and want to punch them. (sometimes he does punch them! ;hyper; ) but also he is hard coded to protect them and feels bad that they've decided to slave themselves! ;pipe;  has to hide in a locker cuz two humans are on the "empty" cargo transport 🤔 Now he's on the station watching the security consultants and their humanoid bot Miki! Who doesn't bother mb at all. 🙂 ;ballhands; ohhh YEEEAHHH!@#$ so much luv. i suppose he does enjoy how cooperative miki is. Okay! That sounds scary but sure 😊 gd fuck!@#$ |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 9, 2023 5:48:24 GMT
OMFG!@#$ there isn't even an author listed, how do i know we're not reading some murderbutt book by someone else!!@#$#@ this is a disaster!@#$$#@ who KNOWS wad muderbutt this is!! NOT US!@ god DAMN my programming!#@! :screamears: *save* murderbutt: IT'S NOT FUCKING RAIDERS!@#!@ JFC!@#! on man! miki is bae murderbot loves him and that's final!#@ :stuburn:
man miki is horrible. but not completely useless so that's something.
gd fuck!@#$ i assume ur net this far. well, as i said i trying to finish this booko so i don't have to put it in my luggage and the answer is leaving for airport in like 1 1/2 hours. and i still need to finish chapter 6!!
ch. 4 a complete surprise. things don't go well and there is something horrible in the station and it is trying to steal/kill teh humans.
ch. 5 so it turns out griff and eh... bretta? can't remember there names. the security team are net too great and bretta leaves murderbutt to attack the attack bots and while he's busy with that bretta tries to kill don abene and miki saves her stuff. actually a LOT happens in this chapter. cuz then murderbot does a bunch of stuff to lure grief out of the shuttle and shuts her armor down. (is everyone a woman in his book?) anyway. now they're running back onto teh ship and the combat bot is right there tho and trying to kill them and stuff and murderbot has to save them AGAIN!
alsoididn'tfinish. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 9, 2023 19:51:00 GMT
who KNOWS wad muderbutt this is!! NOT US!@ even worse, we only know what it ISN'T! and what it isn't is exactly what it is called in this thread title!#$@@#$ i'm not sure i can go on. tbh i often curse MY programming as well! *is horrible* FINE JEEZ WELL HE SAID RAIDERS!@#$@#$ ;stuburn; well yeah as long as he lets mb do wadever he wants and doesn't accidentally rat him out. WHY DO THE SECURITY CONSULTANTS NOT LIKE ME STARING AT THEIR WEAPONRY?  oooohhhh@#@#$#@#@$ ;weary; so what now?  |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 11, 2023 17:14:37 GMT
even worse, we only know what it ISN'T! and what it isn't is exactly what it is called in this thread title!#$@@#$ i'm not sure i can go on. well!@ the 3 is right!@#! :stuburn: sorry honey. it's in my programming! :dunno: *does a few of the worst things humans can do* murderbot gets real aggravated in his head but doesn't say too many of those aggravation words. JUST LIKE US!! that seems to be the case so far. :dunno: suspicious if you ask mE! eh. read it and comment and stuff. i brought the booko with me. i just didn't finish it yet. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 12, 2023 19:32:31 GMT
well!@ the 3 is right!@#! :stuburn: *3 isnt even in the title* *we're dumbjim* :B it is like you are in my house watching! *does something horrible* from the other room, a shout: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BECOMING UR DAD!#$@$@##@$ he just like me. fr fr. gotta say, miki is doing pretty greta for being barely smarter than a dog! okay, rin! We're friends, and friends call each other by name! and mb end up having to perform secunit type feats so that he is now outed in front of everyone. luckily miki continues covering for him, and the leader lady is smart enough to do the same. at least for now. i enjoyed this demonstration of what makes secunits so much better at this stuff than just dumb old humans. owe kay eye wil du thutt. haven't read 5 yet. :B oknowireadit hmm not sure I like these combat bots too much! mb says something to miki Miki sounds annoyed (which makes mb happy) mb: Just checking mikei: IT IS GOOD TO CHECK ON OUR FRIENDS mb: ffs Wilken: good luck (as she send mb on a suicide mission) Yeah, fuck you, I thought Miki hold up arm stump: it's only a flesh wound! ;hyper; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 18, 2023 15:00:48 GMT
*3 isnt even in the title* *we're dumbjim* :B BUT IT'S THE 3RD BOOK!@~ IT'S INFORMATIVE! muttering to urself: it's fucking inevatible. don't know why we're pretending over here. i guess that makes sense why we like him so much. he's just a competent robot version of us!! who's lucky! i guess we've had luck too. we ain't daid and has jebs and stef. :dunno: and i think in chapter 5 he saved the captain's life or something. well done miki! i wonder if as he has more and more time to be his self and not just a programmed murderbot who just dives in to shit and follows programming and whatnot, if he'll become better and better and stuff. :dunno: seems like it. they're not very lovable and cuddly and great. finally a reasonable reaction!@#! ok. back to horribility. boy. mb is like us. but so is miki!! mb is fucking great! miki witha da joke! sort of. cuz he doesn't has flesh! maybe. :dunno: alright. time to finish 6!! whooo!!
also, loog at teh list ovur dare in teh other thread and decide which booko you want to read next. i thot i bought children of memory, but i gez nut! but i can. if you want to do that one. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 20, 2023 16:20:03 GMT
BUT IT'S THE 3RD BOOK!@~ IT'S INFORMATIVE! yes yes murderbutt 2 lone hawk! a lot of information there! :hyper;; YOU TAKE THAT BACK@#@$#@$# love you pops ;shoulderhands; a lot of his thoughts and likes and dislikes are like us! if you take away his competence, he really is us! well, and take away the robot parts too. good dog! also don't let miki see teh end of the story. :x agreed, he seems more effective that a normal murderbot because of his freedom to use his judgment. miki: the combat bots are mean! indeed miki, indeed. *hacks her armor suit* I don't need the nerve block, I can turn my pain sensors down miki: That must be handy 🙂 I was rattled, I was still leaking a little, and I hadn't been able to watch any media in what felt like forever!@# finished! so are you finished? okimfinished mb saves teh day. one final combat bot shenanigans. and miki goes down fighting.  EYE WIL LOOG AD DAT WAY SIR BOWZ AND POWST ! |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 21, 2023 21:19:04 GMT
yes yes murderbutt 2 lone hawk! a lot of information there! :hyper;; ffs! it's a 3 not a 2! can you even read?! what the hell more information do u need!?? :headscrootch: oh sure. there's all kinds of chance that you'll be super sweet and not like dad at all! why! ur horribility is almost over!! yes! we're are totally just like incompetent useless nonrobot murderbots! he may have been annoying, but he was loved. i think that confused murderbot. that's what i think. their programming does help them fight with no worry about their own good selves. but i feel like that means they don't strategize as much. just fling themselves at teh problem. THEY'RE the real murderbots!! jeez louise!! both of those things were very handy! i wouldn't have realized til reading this booko how much a murderbot might do tons of haxoring! i AM finished good sir.
"Finally, I had gotten these fucking people back on this fucking shuttle."
wait... where are we going? oh ffs!@#@!
i guess it's arkirekt time!! WHOOOO!@#!#1 *jig and such* |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 26, 2023 3:15:59 GMT
ffs! it's a 3 not a 2! can you even read?! what the hell more information do u need!?? :headscrootch: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NAMED THE SECOND MURDERBUTT BOOK MURDERBUTT 3 THIS IS A DISASSTER@#@#$@#$ ALSO I NEED ALL THE INFORMATION AT ALL TIEMS OBVS!@#$@#$ all right! see, that is what i like to hear! good, nice, believable things!@#@#$ we're as useful as like, if the fleshy parts of the murderbot were all that was left of him and someone put those parts into a bucket or other fleshpartcontainer. very much so.  there is enemy *fling* *torn apart* ahh well put me in my repair bucket plz thx you could argue it should be called haxxorbot instead of murderbot! not sure where THEY are going, but murderbot is going to take soemthing or other back to whatsherface who set him free. Marlena or Maher or Moops or whoever. *unspacejig* |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 27, 2023 14:27:18 GMT
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NAMED THE SECOND MURDERBUTT BOOK MURDERBUTT 3 THIS IS A DISASSTER@#@#$@#$ ALSO I NEED ALL THE INFORMATION AT ALL TIEMS OBVS!@#$@#$ me neither. :weary: i can't buleev all teh belief happening around us right now! exactly!! you nailed our usefullness down perfectly! pretty impressive for a bucket of flesh, tbh! boy. that's a lot more boring of a booko! i don't know if i wanna argue about it. but you could. if you were pretty horrible i bet. they went to go stop the thing from destroying the platform or whatever orbiting the planet. or on the planet or whatever it was. it's hard to jig in unspace!! |
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 5, 2023 15:33:36 GMT
[andyouwanttobemylatexsalesman.gif] :B eye nutt buleve utt you know what, i like the way we're looking at this. FOR A RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF FLESHPARTS IN A BUCKET, WE ARE DOING PRETTY, PRETTY WELL FOR OURSELVES! and the planet! tbh. ;stuburn; ;vernoog; shorter too! chpt 2: torn apart again  that was an enjoyable gifsearch! had a hard time settling on one actually! godo timez. god damn we are amazing. this is one hell of a fucking booko clube i gotta say! ;highfive; also i believe it was orbiting teh planet ovur dare! also they DID save it! cuz they nudged the whatever the combat bots were on off course or whatever. ;dunno; [irrelevant detila words] is it? i think you can jig just as easily in unspace as you can in realspace! its just you don't really feel like it! and no one can see you do it... so did you really do it? i guess the Presence could see it... ;pipe; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 11, 2023 2:10:51 GMT
[andyouwanttobemylatexsalesman.gif] isn't this a gif that is a gif and therefor should be here?! wTF! ... oh wait. this is one of those mysterious how has no one made this seinfeld gif moments?! UNBELIEEVABLE! exactly! these people are lucky we do anything at all!! but we do stuff in spades! cht. 3: torn! nut gud! that's good to know. i found some sweet seinfeld ones in my fruitless search above. i guess i'll put one here.  :vernoog: we ARE amazing! i pulled that shit right out of my head! no where else. ... well, i'm pretty sure. feet: this fucking guy! no fucking credit to us once again. unbelievable!
also, those ARE irrelevant extra detilas! they're nice for a fine read. but nothing to go on about and memorize and crap!! no sir!
yeah, hard as unpleasant and terrible. not literally hard to move ur body. :B but yeah. if that would piss of the pressences i think idris might just do it out of spite now. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 11, 2023 20:40:12 GMT
isn't this a gif that is a gif and therefor should be here?! wTF! ... oh wait. this is one of those mysterious how has no one made this seinfeld gif moments?! UNBELIEEVABLE! i'm sure its somewhere, but i sure as heck couldn't get it to come up on giphy. and i'm not opening TWO gif sites and dirtying who KNOWS HOW MANY KNIVES!@#$$#@ ;nono; well, WITH spades maybe. there's probably a spade in or near our bucket! ch 4: tornt (not turnt)  that is the gif one needs after searching for the latex salesman gif in vain!!@#$$#@  the driving crooner prologue!! the author dumped it IN our heads, then we pulled it right the fuck back out and dumped it here for safekeeping! AND TO ENTERTAIN THE WORLD OF COURSE!$#@$#@ maybe the presence is just hoping for someone to jig with and have a godo time!@# *unspacejigparty* ok well.... this probably isn't good... but I'M MAKING GIFS NOW! ARE WE HAPPY!@#$$#@  ps.... (i'm kinda happy) ;hyper;;;;; I'M FINALLY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY!@$##@$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 13, 2023 3:54:50 GMT
i'm sure its somewhere, but i sure as heck couldn't get it to come up on giphy. and i'm not opening TWO gif sites and dirtying who KNOWS HOW MANY KNIVES!@#$$#@ ;nono; i looked pretty considerably. i don't know how else i could search other than endlessly scrolling through ALL the seinfeld ones. but there's so many repeats just forget it!! what do we do with spades?! ch 5: torn again. still don't care for it. exactly why i picked that gif. also, jim carey was before his time. i'm almost more about the world at this point. maybe my bro will like this. but if not there will probably be countless others who do so it's all good. my motto i guess.
i don't think it'll specifically kill you because of the jig! :stuburn: holy crap!! 👏 well done. bravo. i tried to search for it but still couldn't find it. do you have it tagged at all or anything? i think you have to hash each of those words separately maybe. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 26, 2023 21:43:23 GMT
i looked pretty considerably. i don't know how else i could search other than endlessly scrolling through ALL the seinfeld ones. but there's so many repeats just forget it!! if you can't type "latex salesman" and the site knows wad u mean, i'm not sure what the point is. you know... spade stuff. I WAS DOING HORRIBLE WAY BEFORE HORRIBLE WAS COOL U LITTLE FUCKERS!@#$ OHHH MY DUMBFUCK HAAT WITH FLAPS IS SO HORRIBLE OOHH1!@#$@#$ ;fu; man, jim carrey is surly!  THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO COUNT THEM!@#$@# oh, like you would have been perfectly safe with the presence... and then, you decided to jig. bad move! THE PRESENCE DOES NOT CARE FOR JIGGING!@#$ i'm actually fairly upset rn ngl. i've tried multiple times to find my gif and never can. the only reason i'm able to is because it is in my folder of created ones on giphy!@# ok i believe i no wad eye wuz doing rong. try to search for it again and lemme no. :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 31, 2023 22:00:45 GMT
if you can't type "latex salesman" and the site knows wad u mean, i'm not sure what the point is. exactly. there aren't OTHER latex salesman references! it should be the top hit! *i hope i have a flush or something* exactly! he was one of the first horribles! i think. it is a pretty horrible hat. that's LITERALLY true!@ :hyper: YOU DARE JIG IN MY PRESENCE!@#@!#  ? *ULTRA UNSPACE PRESENCE SPITE SMASH!@!@#@#* alright. here goes! nope. i literally type in latex salesman and it brings up all seinfeld gifs, including that one there. but not urs. :B makes NO sense!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 8, 2023 19:43:35 GMT
exactly. there aren't OTHER latex salesman references! it should be the top hit! i'm probably doing something wrong or am just a total dumbjim somehow. I KNOW YOU'LL FIGHT ME ON THAT POINT BROTHER BUT I'M NOT SURE I DID THIS RIGHT!@# also part of me thinks giphy is being dumbstupid. i dunno... GEORGE IS GETTN UPSET!@@#$$#@@#$ ohhhhh, so close. you needed clubs i'm afraid. i will say, the i think you should leave guy has really managed to ratchet horrible up to a new level! he's standing on jim carrey's giant shoulders!!@#  i doubt they make THAT mistake again WELL!@#$ THIS STINKS!@$#@#$ after some searching through help and support and teh interwebs and whatnot... it appears you need some super user double approved account with giphy for your shit to appear in their search. otherwise it's basically a personal gif repository where you can find them by using @username in the search WHICH TOTALLY DEFEATS TEH PURPOSE!#@$#@$ FUCSK SAKE MAN!@$##@$ hey, giphy, can i make swoot seinfeld gifs to share with the world and help bring us closer to unity and world peace? giphy:  me:  |
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there is enemy *fling* 
? *ULTRA UNSPACE PRESENCE SPITE SMASH!@!@#@#*