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Post by isthisamo on Jun 11, 2023 17:14:51 GMT
series but stand alone so can be read in any order.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 12, 2023 19:49:52 GMT
*casually adds 23 book series to the back of our listentine* ;floet;
DIDN'T WE JUST WRITE OFF A TELEPORTING SERIES!@$#@#$ QUICK WE NEEDS A NEW ONE@$#$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 13, 2023 1:38:37 GMT
yeah, but these have the golden stamp of dad's guarantee of mediocrity!@#!
also, you don't have to read all 23! just like 15 or so! :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 14, 2023 2:40:40 GMT
if we start a teleportation series and they don't keep me informed about the coat situation at all times I MAY LOSE IT!@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 14, 2023 13:27:24 GMT
i'm with you on that one. might be nice to compare teleport bookos. maybe.  and i don't think dad ever told me before that apparently he loves first contact books. and this author does a LOT of them! i was thinking try reading one of that guys books. maybe top rated one or something. and see if we like it. :dunno: that appears to be Cold Eyes with a 4.42. that's pretty good. also, every time i talk books with him he brings up the zero series. I'm like yeah dad. i've read it. the whole thing. like 6 years ago and the bitch of an author won't finish the damn series!@ :snooked: it is a good series, but annoying that it ends not fully resolved. i don't even remember now.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 15, 2023 20:45:54 GMT
i'm with you on that one. might be nice to compare teleport bookos. maybe. oh... yyyEEEAHHH!#$$@#@$# A BLAST!@$#$#@ that is a plun eye ken gutt behind. :B damn, you somehow pused me into truly horrible words. BRO U HAS TO READ LEGEND OF ZORRO!!#@$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 18, 2023 14:15:24 GMT
oh... yyyEEEAHHH!#$$@#@$# A BLAST!@$#$#@ how could it not be with this kind of banter!!!? alright! and our together bae times list grows!! like a horrible snake that only bites us and our faces. i find it funny that he keeps bringing it up. like the author hasn't added to the series in like 5 years. and he'll be like, EYE GUN REED NUXT WON! :B eh. there isn't a next one dad. ffs! i'm putting you in a home! well, i would if i didn't think that would town my inheritance even worse than you fucks already are!@ :shoulderhands: |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 19, 2023 20:04:02 GMT
how could it not be with this kind of banter!!!?  well! at least it isn't a writhing nest of them. i count it as a win tbh!!@!# ;stuburn; US FUCKS? WTF!@$#@$# I AIN'T DONE SHIT TO UR INHERITANCE BUDDY BOY!@#$ *pea* also dad is putting himself into a home! you know... later this year. but hopefully that home holds its value for our swoot future inheritance times we will surely have and enjoy and have! ;nono; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 19, 2023 22:19:44 GMT
man. i hope our banter can be that good most days! i think ur right!! high five for only 2 snakes!@#!@# whooo!@##@ i was talking to dad in that scenario. he's the you, not you!! DAD IS TOWNING OUR INHERITANCE! maybe mostly mom. i think both! but yes to the *pea* this last home purchase did not help matters. :nono: *they take some dumb trip on some dumb boat that costs tens of thousands of dollars* *they barely like it* i'm really counting on this sweet inheritance cash bro!!! :no: |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 22, 2023 20:32:40 GMT
man. i hope our banter can be that good most days! its the kind of banter that makes a person long to live forever as a bantering ai upload construct type being! a true "grass isn't always greener" scenario. you'd think the other grass would HAVE to be greener than two snooks snooking the bejesus out of your face, but you'd be wrong! okok i see it now. THEY ARE TAX WRITEOFFING THEIR NET WORTH UP TO THE STRATOSPHERE! WE ALL GON BE RICH! not sure i'm following. which last home purchase didn't help what matters? they are making money on their condo sale. so unless they're building a turdhouse it should still be hella valuable when they kick teh buckets ovur dare. i'm thinking this is something you know about that i don't! they trip tooked? recently? *i'm dumbjim* :B yeah.... i think we'll get SOMEthing. unless one or both of them gets some horrific lengthy terminal inheritance towning disease that bleeds them dry before croaktimes.  which is possible! which is why i am figuring exactly $0.00 into my retirement calculations! if something comes my way cool, but not counting on a penny. even if i do think we will get a penny or two. also, i don't really have a good way to estimate a realistic number anyway! i have no idea! we all got, what, $10k or whatever from gramma? Is that what we'll get from the thines? 100k? more? less? ;ballhands; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 25, 2023 17:50:30 GMT
its the kind of banter that makes a person long to live forever as a bantering ai upload construct type being! yes! that is EXACTLY the type of banter i'm talkn about!! whooo!! :snooked: CERTAINLY THIS IS TEH WAERST!@# RIGHT??!!! *more snooks show up* OH FOR F-LKSKDJFASKDJFGHASLFJASASDFASDLFKJLJAAAHAHAAHAHGHGHH!@# SWEEEETT!! :oobyhoonds: it doesn't matter. but teh way mom builds 'em they town way more money into it in the begining with expansive fancy pants crap that you won't get back out of it! :screamears: they're always taking some dumb ol cruise or trip of some kind! towning away money while they are the same as always only in front of scenery! *dad brap orks* *mom does nothing* *is annoyed maybe* *he takes some bad picture of her eating and posts it* :dunno: yeah. i have no idea either. and i don't count on it. i'm as certain as you that it will be closer to the 0 then not. but also, i'd rather get something than nothing!! if that something is money and not poop and stuff!@! |
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 1, 2023 1:09:12 GMT
yes! that is EXACTLY the type of banter i'm talkn about!! whooo!! think we can have, like, an e-yoyo of some kind? maybe "the grass isn't always greener" is the wrong way to phrase this exact scenario. there's always browner deader diseased grass somewhere! i need to see if i can pus dad up and down as many stairs as possible! stat!! ok i gotcha. lots of expensive steamdrollers and italian glass handblown fish and cabinet colors no one wants but cost lots extra! ;hyper; GOD DAMMIT MOM JUST GET BEIGE SHIT AND GRANITE!@@#$@#$@#$@#$ huh. i mean, that all sounds right, but i really don't ever hear about any of it! which i am NOT complaining about!@#$ ;hyper;;; somehow i bet we get a LOT of poop and little to no money!!@# ;snookkkkked;;;;; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 4, 2023 19:08:27 GMT
think we can have, like, an e-yoyo of some kind? i don't see why not! this is the deep dark side of that phrase. where normal people don't tread. onlooker: why i didn't know grass could be that diseased!  boy! i sure hope this future dad pusing time is pretty hands off! yet effective! u i guess right. look! the key is that 💸 flying all worth it!@#!@# this is the one area of my life i've managed to mess up pretty badly. how am i the one who talks to them the most!@# :snooked:  i'm afraid so. us to the lawyer or whoever after mom and dad are dead: WE'RE HERE FOR OUR COMEUPPANCE!!! *we're slightly concerned when all we see is poop everywhere* |
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 7, 2023 14:27:46 GMT
sweet! an e-yoyo will keep posthuman me busy for eons! not only is the grass not always greener, sometimes it isn't green at all! like, its so not green you aren't sure it is even grass! hmm maybe i can mindpus him! we may not have an "inheritance" per se, but there are multiple steamdrollers for each of us kids! bonus boy didn't become bonus boy by not being bonus boy! i bet the lawyer is surprised you knew it would be a comeuppance and not an inheritance! *squints* what is on all those steamdrollers? is that raccoon poop?  |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 12, 2023 14:31:29 GMT
sweet! an e-yoyo will keep posthuman me busy for eons! only if my e-self is way better at yoyoing than my current fleshy self! wtf is this?!@@ is that poop!@#!? oh come on@# someone who left some slightly not green grass. now that you say it out loud it doesn't really sound better. maybe almost worse. what if he touches ur mind!! might wanna keep that safe! that sounds right. can we sell those? :screamears: i don't even know how this happened! is it cuz i dun have kids and therefore dun has a good excuse? his suprision will diminish as he gets to know us. also, i'm sure that is some or most of the poop that you see, yes. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 23, 2023 16:11:53 GMT
only if my e-self is way better at yoyoing than my current fleshy self! maybe with enough time? i hope the youtube tutorials on yoyoing also apply to posthuman e-yoyo use!!@# "i didn't know what i had!" they lament, as their new possibly poopgrass is stirred up by the wind and a piece lands on them. fuck. *quickly builds mindfirewall to keep out dadmind intrusions* we can try, mgb, we can sure try! honestly no idea. i don't think it is the kids thing... i think maybe your talkings to them just aren't chalky and unpleasant enough? or you just contact them too damn much! it aint rocket surgery! "good eye!" the lawyer exclaims in admiration for our poop recognition skills. "there is some raccoon poop yes. amongst other things." alsoenjoyyourinheritance. plz get it out of my office asap tia hth. |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 26, 2023 18:25:30 GMT
maybe with enough time? i hope the youtube tutorials on yoyoing also apply to posthuman e-yoyo use!!@# having trouble with my e-dexterity!  and most of these damn tutorials are for flesh arms and hands and fingers and stuff. if it was just a bit less windy here it would be a bit better. not as good as wad i hased before. but less poop on my persony. that was good quick mind thinking! i'm surprised you had the build mindfirewall skill. i guess most likely you gave that mind instruction and ur brain parts in charge of that task were all eh... do you have any mindbricks or something? :dunno: top notch only slightly used steamdrollers!! alsotheymaycontainracoonpoop. i'm gonna try to figure out how to minimize it for next year. i don't expect to has any success. tbh. :B sure thing lawyerman. eh. hey, before we go... you wouldn't be interested in buying some just slightly used steamdrollers would you? they'd be perfect for your waiting room i think! to each other:  |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 1, 2023 20:11:09 GMT
having trouble with my e-dexterity! and most of these damn tutorials are for flesh arms and hands and fingers and stuff. we need an e-youtube up in this bitch!@#$ i did see one tutorial that was for flesh arms and hands but e-fingers! that was interesting.  oh god, i think see where this is going! they sound like people who think it might be slightly better elsewhere! *they leave in search of a less windy poopgrassland* its just a big pile of crates :B i like to think they used them in the back of your pilot. JUST GOTTA STEAMDROLL THIS POOP ONE MORE TIME THEN GUDE AS NEW!! *quickly gives away vehicle* ;floet; oh man! donesia banned zoom and everything! boy do they hate us westerners!@#$$#@ see you next summer! maybe! maybe not tho! ;floet; *angie rolls her eyes at you and dials them up bigtime* ooh godo thinkin mgb!! THO I'D REALLY HATE TO PART WITH THESE! SENTIMENTAL VALUE NOTWITHSTANDING!@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 3, 2023 7:52:26 GMT
we need an e-youtube up in this bitch!@#$ i did see one tutorial that was for flesh arms and hands but e-fingers! that was interesting. a little confusing. i guess that is for some androids or something. maybe we'll be androids someday instead of straight up ai type things. who knows! i just hope there is media and maybe a game or two. ooooo! loog at that place! it's a bit poopy, but there is like, NO wind. that sounds perfect for me. *switches again* *is quickly sploosh splashed by poop splashing creatures that are all over their poopland that they didn't notice before.* *it's way worse than wind poop* stack those crates!@#! stat!@#! the dad monster is a comin!! *someone starts writing that onto a post-it* NO! NOW!!
*quickly scribbles URGUNT on the post-it* boy! some lucky soul is gonna get this here vehicle and be so stoked! i hate it and all the poop it stands for. but i bet those stump eating bastards are gonna love it! :hoppinmad: DAMN IT ANGIE! THEY WERE BUYING IT!@# hi mom. hi dad. it sure is happening that we are talking. BRAAAPP1@#! OORRKK!@# carpay deeum or wadever! i guess i'm hoping to impress these lawyers with mah fancy talk! |
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 24, 2023 21:50:46 GMT
a little confusing. i guess that is for some androids or something. maybe we'll be androids someday instead of straight up ai type things. who knows! i just hope there is media and maybe a game or two. if i had muh druthers i think i'd rather just be full on ai! maybe there is a choice once you die and you're in the afterlife selection lobby or whatever. exactly! they only knew about the wind, they had no experience with the splashy splashers that lurk beneath the poopsurface in the nonwindy land!  post haste! *its much too late* but at least we have that in a crate now. man, we are soooooo charitable! *sits back contentedly with how good a person they are* we saw a personalized license plate the other day that was BRAAAP. figured i could insertine that spice factoid in here. mommasay mommasaw mamakoosa amirite! is this a sale? |
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which is possible! which is why i am figuring exactly $0.00 into my retirement calculations! if something comes my way cool, but not counting on a penny. even if i do think we will get a penny or two. also, i don't really have a good way to estimate a realistic number anyway! i have no idea! we all got, what, $10k or whatever from gramma? Is that what we'll get from the thines? 100k? more? less? ;ballhands; 
i'm afraid so. 
and most of these damn tutorials are for flesh arms and hands and fingers and stuff.
post haste! *its much too late* but at least we have that in a crate now.