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Post by ditkanate on Jul 21, 2023 17:34:51 GMT
Ok, so today's safety message on the sign over the highway: --------------------------- | FOCUSED ON ROAD? | | WELL, YOU GOT | | THAT GOIN' FOR YA | ---------------------------
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 22, 2023 2:54:38 GMT
right! isn't that terrible. 198 deaths this year: YOU'RE PROLLY TOO STUPID TO NOT DIE!
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 25, 2023 17:24:31 GMT
AND WHEN YOU DO DIE, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ACHIEVE TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT SO YOU DON'T HAVE THAT GOIN FOR YA EITHER OH YEAH AND WATCH THE ROAD!@#$ edited to add: ok so i was driving on teh highway they other day, and from afar i could see the message sign was lit up again though i couldn't yet read wad it said. so i started to get some anticipatory glee for what it might say! ;hyper;; as i got close and could finally make out the words, it was just some dumb amber alert!@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 1, 2023 23:05:09 GMT
i'm surprised they added the watch the road part. that seems like something they would leave out based on what i've seen so far. :B
JFC! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME FUCKSTICK KID THAT'S PROBABLY ALREADY DEAD!@ *drives into ditch*
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 2, 2023 19:14:50 GMT
i'm at the point where i might go into the ditch just seeing the sign lit up off in the distance!@# OMFG WAD SPICYNESS IS UPCOMING ;HYPEPR;;;;CRRAASSHSHHFDAHGDH@$%@#%$@$#^%@%^@$^%
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 2, 2023 22:36:04 GMT
with all this hyperniss i can't control my arms and steering and brains and stuff! AAAHASDHASDFHASDFJJKLJ!!@! *crashes harder than the signs have ever seen*
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 7, 2023 13:35:47 GMT
yes! they have my ;hyper; and trying to take pictures of their damn sign!@#$ a couple things to add:
1)the sign from the other day: WORDS TO DRIVE BY: COOL, CALM, COLLECTED
words to drive by indeed, my godo sign frienf, words to drive by indeed. so wise.
also!@# on my way into work this morning there was a huge accident on the highway leading up to where that sign is!@# traffic was all backed up to the point where i took a different route to work!@# GODO JOB SIGN!@#$$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 9, 2023 3:18:48 GMT
1)the sign from the other day: WORDS TO DRIVE BY: COOL, CALM, COLLECTED words to drive by indeed, my godo sign frienf, words to drive by indeed. so wise. also, thanks to you, fine sign, i just DID drive by those words. so i guess success! i mean, i drove under them, but closes enough.*
*drives by more words and crashes*
i guess if the accident was before the sign you can't blame the sign. or was the sign in view at the accident site? cuz then you totally CAN blame the sign!
*i'm being a hypothetical driver who did that. i didn't do that. i'm a bit far away from these signs at this time. they don't have those signs here. or if they do their in bahasa indonesia so i wouldn't know wad they say. probably things like, YOU READ A SIGN! U GOT THAT GOIN FOR YA!! :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 14, 2023 18:29:53 GMT
i read them, and then drove under them! is that a sign victory? who knows.
donesian sign: U READ THIS SIGN U PROLLY DEAD! ALSO DUN EAT PIGS!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 15, 2023 2:23:19 GMT
oh man! the signs here are super informative and helpful compared to iowa signs!! the iowa sign writers guild should probably fly down here and go to some sort of sign writing seminar! :pipe:
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 16, 2023 18:46:00 GMT
*iowa signs start reminding people to eat MORE pigs* :B ;pipe;
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 17, 2023 23:53:08 GMT
that seems like a huge improvement! at least that's good for the economy. :dunno: the next sign says watch out for scooters or something.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 18, 2023 15:14:37 GMT
that is a helpful donesia sign!
WATCH OUT FOR THING THINGS THAT ARE JAMMED INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF EVERY STREET WE HAS!!@# TIA HTH!!@$#@$# *8 billion traffic deaths served
new sign update from up hear this morning! -------------------------- | 85 | | IS THE HUMIDITY | |NOT THE SPEED LIMIT!| | U STUPID FUCKERS! | --------------------------
i may have added that last line, but it was implied.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 19, 2023 9:45:18 GMT
that is a helpful donesia sign! WATCH OUT FOR THING THINGS THAT ARE JAMMED INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF EVERY STREET WE HAS!!@# TIA HTH!!@$#@$# *8 billion traffic deaths served everybody: *pointstohaid* that is one good tipo, fine sign!
*drives scooter into street vendor*
the added bit, that you may or may not have added, totally fits right in. like, the sign seems worse without it. tbh.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 21, 2023 2:07:07 GMT
everybody: *pointstohaid* that is one good tipo, fine sign!
*drives scooter into street vendor*
damn, if only they'd made it to the next sign! that one says to loog owt for street vendors! smh. rip ip. that's definitely how i read it! also i'm like wait, is 85 actually the humidity? *checks weather on phone* *dies in accident* :B
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 21, 2023 12:43:57 GMT
damn, if only they'd made it to the next sign! that one says to loog owt for street vendors! smh. rip ip. well, the guy had it coming. the vendor was one of the things the signed warned about being jammed into every corner!! and then he goes and hits one?! JFC! good riddens!! sorry about the vendor though. he might have made it. but he has 3rd degree fry oil burns. :applerub: that CAN'T be right! if it is right. that's just luck. but i'm pretty sure it varies wildly during the day. :B at least you won't be bothered by humidity or dumb signs anymore. :whew:
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 23, 2023 2:40:09 GMT
well, the guy had it coming. the vendor was one of the things the signed warned about being jammed into every corner!! and then he goes and hits one?! JFC! good riddens!! sorry about the vendor though. he might have made it. but he has 3rd degree fry oil burns. :applerub: *sells hot oil foods in the middle of a packed highway cranny* sorry man i dun has much sympathy here either tbh QUICK!@# PUT OUT SOME FALSE HUMIDITY READINGS!@# STAT!!@# yes sir! why, sir? ;twak; FOR TRAFFIC SAFETY OBVS!@# QUIT LOLLYGAGGING AND GET TO WORK@@#@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 23, 2023 12:20:02 GMT
*sells hot oil foods in the middle of a packed highway cranny* sorry man i dun has much sympathy here either tbh that's a good point. also, they have guys out there just sweeping the sides of the highways too. like with a broom and dust pan. HEY BUDDY! DON'T HIT THE SWEEPERS!@! another sign. THERE ARE PEOPLE CRASHING TO DEATH RIGHT NOW!@#!@#@!# :twak: i'd twak you harder son if i wasn't worried i'd hamper ur sign writing! now git to it!@!#
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 29, 2023 20:45:15 GMT
that's a good point. also, they have guys out there just sweeping the sides of the highways too. like with a broom and dust pan. HEY BUDDY! DON'T HIT THE SWEEPERS!@! another sign. *immediately sideswipes them bigtime* OMG THE SWEEPERS WERE SWIPED! THE HUMANITY! maybe some donesian people cry that in some dumb accent. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED WHILE YOU WERE QUESTIONING MY SIGNMAKING JUDGMENT?!@# JFC THIS DEPARTMENT IS REALLY SOMETHING!$#@$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 30, 2023 12:38:47 GMT
*immediately sideswipes them bigtime* OMG THE SWEEPERS WERE SWIPED! THE HUMANITY! maybe some donesian people cry that in some dumb accent. i feel like more likely is someone sets a flower on the road by where he died. :dunno: maybe a small sign that is far from permanent. no, i suppose YOU DON'T!@# you have no fucking idea. just right the fucking signs jimmy! and just MAYBE we can lower some deaths around here!@ JFC!
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