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Post by ditkanate on Sept 1, 2023 3:05:56 GMT
i feel like more likely is someone sets a flower on the road by where he died. :dunno: maybe a small sign that is far from permanent. like a flower and a sticky note that gets blown away in the scooterwind as another sweeper sweeps. there are waves upon waves of these sweeper people!@#$ owe kay bowz. um, wad did u say teh humidity wuz again? boss: ;weary; |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 3, 2023 3:56:40 GMT
like a flower and a sticky note that gets blown away in the scooterwind as another sweeper sweeps. there are waves upon waves of these sweeper people!@#$ yeah. with some styrofoam flowers too probably. and of course the sweepers come in waves. there's a lot to sweep! and all these sweeper deaths just makes more mess to sweep up!@# i can't think of what the boss does now. or teh writer. i guess the writer rights about how dumb drivers are and the boss goes back to his office and mutters and stuff. :dunno: |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 5, 2023 15:14:34 GMT
yeah. with some styrofoam flowers too probably. and of course the sweepers come in waves. there's a lot to sweep! and all these sweeper deaths just makes more mess to sweep up!@# it is a viscous circle of sweeping and sweepers! they can't keep the sign updated fast enough to prevent it! seems right. the other day there wasn't any helpful message on the sign, it just said "285 traffic deaths this year* or whatever. i'm like HEY BUDDY THAT'S ON YOU!!@#$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 8, 2023 3:06:21 GMT
it is a viscous circle of sweeping and sweepers! they can't keep the sign updated fast enough to prevent it! not the MOST viscous circle we've seen. but there's a level of viscosity. but i think the sign process here is also viscous, which isn't helping. i'd probably kill less people, but you didn't encourage or deride me!@#! :stuburn: *crash* |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 9, 2023 19:24:01 GMT
not the MOST viscous circle we've seen. but there's a level of viscosity. but i think the sign process here is also viscous, which isn't helping. typically in a viscous circle situation, nothing that is part of the process really helps. that's part of the problem. and we should know, as we are viscous circle experts basically. *ss* *kills tons more people* stupid fucking signwriter |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 11, 2023 2:10:00 GMT
typically in a viscous circle situation, nothing that is part of the process really helps. that's part of the problem. and we should know, as we are viscous circle experts basically. also, there is no particular part of a viscous process that isn't also viscous. like you can't have some super sweet nonviscous thing right in the middle of a viscosity circle! it isn't possible! or even desirable!! i'd swear to god these fucking interstate people WANT more deaths!! the way the track them it is like they're trying to get a high score! COME ON YOU FUCKERS! WE'VE BEEN AT 285 FOR DAYS@!@#! JFC@!# -- a just as effective sign as any other crap they've written up. |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 18, 2023 17:42:44 GMT
also, there is no particular part of a viscous process that isn't also viscous. like you can't have some super sweet nonviscous thing right in the middle of a viscosity circle! it isn't possible! or even desirable!! if something slippery and nonviscous somehow slips into a viscous circle by mistake it quickly slips right back out! i bet all the states signwriters are in an interstate death competition!!@# preventing deaths is boring! DRIVE FAST AND DIE FASTER YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!@#$#@$ i guess that's a safety sign. |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 19, 2023 23:59:16 GMT
if something slippery and nonviscous somehow slips into a viscous circle by mistake it quickly slips right back out! it probably makes the  face first, but yeah! that's how the signs are going and by idiocracy times that is what they will read. |
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 2, 2023 19:05:28 GMT
ok so there was another sweet one the other day: SEAT BELTS KEEPING IT TOGETHER SINCE 1959  um, keeping what together exactly? my torso? KEEPING ALL UR BODILY PARTS CONNECTED BY A NYLON STRAP!@# a lil rude to call all us drivers "it" imo. ;stuburn; |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 4, 2023 0:07:48 GMT
i mean, really they were doing a pretty shit job of keeping drivers together. that's why they invented air bags!! speaking of airbags, that's what i call the sign writers!  |
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 4, 2023 2:24:44 GMT
that's true! in 1959 seatbelts were ripping people apart at the torso! fucking airbags don't even know wtf they're talking about!@#$ GET UR FACTS STRATE AIRBAGS!@#@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 5, 2023 10:36:48 GMT
next sign:
AIRBAGS WRITING SHITTY SIGNS FOR 15 YEARS OR SO
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 14, 2023 15:31:14 GMT
people who read the signs too fast cuz they're actually concentrating on driving:
did that say ai bags? ;suspicious;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 19, 2023 13:13:02 GMT
they got whole sacks of 'em writing these signs?!
passenger: huh. i'm not so worried about the ai take over anymore for some reason. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 28, 2023 13:30:03 GMT
these ai bags are TEARABLE! whoo! *future loogs bright*
saw another ehh... inspirational sign the other day:
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|PASS GET |
|ON IT |
|LEFT RIGHT |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 31, 2023 7:00:29 GMT
PASS!!! get on it!!! LEFT or RIGHT! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I'M AN AI FOR FUCKSAKE! I DON'T EVEN DRIVE! OR HAVE YOUR STUPID HUMAN EMOTIONS! GO AHEAD AND DIE AND BE ASSHOLES AS FAR AS I CARE!@
i guess that's the ai writer for that sign.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 20, 2023 19:25:24 GMT
well, in that case i have to say that ai sign writer nailed it bigtime!@#
PASS GET ON IT LEFT RIGHT! *SEND*
*goes back to watching media*
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 24, 2023 0:13:44 GMT
maybe this is our future as ais that we're writing! |
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 29, 2023 14:25:25 GMT
oh man! that is not a hopedream i expected, but it is one i now has!!!
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 1, 2023 15:23:40 GMT
that is unexpected. but avast yee. looking at what is presented it's clear. no other reaction is reachable, quite frankly. NEW HOPE DREAM ACHIEVEMENT BADGE!!!
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face first, but yeah!
um, keeping what together exactly? my torso? KEEPING ALL UR BODILY PARTS CONNECTED BY A NYLON STRAP!@# 
