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Post by ditkanate on Apr 29, 2024 18:48:44 GMT
here we go! cockbite!
edited to add: I STARTED CHPTA ONE! murderbutt is on a station and peeps r looging for him! looging for him real gude! ;shh;
re-edited to add: i FINISHED CPTA ONE! BITCH!@#
looks like mensah is prolly tooked and mb has some new duds. he likes them! growed some extra hair for blending in purposes.
chpta 2: traveling :B
*inserts chip that says he is human*
On a new hub looking for mensah. Time to go meat some old preservation friends.
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Post by isthisamo on May 9, 2024 11:54:13 GMT
ur the cockbite! cockbite!
i finally got teh booko and reado chapter ono! ... bae.
things have escalated for ol murderbot. well, i guess they've never really deescalated. but this seems even more so. like not him, er it, just stickin his nose into other people's biz and stuff.
handy chip. seems like he's really gettin this looging like a human thing down. handy that he can just stand in downtime and be totally cool with it. i really need a chair or something personally.
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Post by ditkanate on May 9, 2024 15:51:25 GMT
ur the cockbite! cockbite! i think we all know who the cockbite is here! he can't help his self from being the helpful murderbot he is! *stands there and watches shows and stuff* i tell ya, i might be out on this whole ai afterlife if it means i have to stand all the time!@#$#$@ ;stuburn; WAD DO I DO WITH MY ARMS!!@# *studies humans walking* chpta 3 - teh huntz for teh mensashaxxoring his way thru a hotel. Why is the bed so big? all i needs is a boxen!!! Has a nice convo with pin-lee in a bubble. Mensah is stoled and they're trying to get enough ransom. it is a gude thing he is such an adept haxxor! would make for a short booko series i guess if he wasn't. *is capture or killed immediately* |
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Post by isthisamo on May 12, 2024 10:05:46 GMT
i think we all know who the cockbite is here! I THINK WE DO!@#!@# also, it kinda seems like he's just going arounf and he's not really sure what he's supposed to be doing. or what he wants to be doing. what i want... what i want... well, right this second i'd just like to get away from all you people! after that, well...  exactly! I'M OUT if i don't get a fucking chair! what kind of ai life is that?!! wtf do these humans need with all this bed space?! if there are extra humans involved, why only 1 towel?
i think he has a godo point on that one!
pinlee: i forgot how much you sucked! MB: YEAH! WELL UR NO PICNIC LADY!@#!
yeah, his haxoring is pretty key to everything. i guess she figured haxorbot wouldn't sell as well. maybe so, but that shouldn't be true. fucking humans.
ch. 4: shit is fucking going down now bitch!!
so yeah. they try their pretend to pay thing and it practically doesn't work. but then mensah does come out but only cuz of teh haxoring again! so now murderbutt has to go take out whatever security detail is with mensah and snag her and then get them all off the platform. but i guess that gunship is there's so if they can just get out to that. their golden right? |
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Post by ditkanate on May 14, 2024 2:16:04 GMT
 i can relate! i took the day off today and just kind of :\  :/ *watches a dumb show* *eats cold pizza* WHOO I GUESS I'M LIVING IT UP!@#$@##$ WHOO!@$@#$@#$ ;dunno; *puts feet on table* nope, don't like THAT! ;nono; ;hyper; he is NTG at teh interacting and stef!@#$  YOU KNOW, I'M FOUR BOOKS IN AND HE IS WAY LESS MURDERY THAN I FEEL LIKE I WAS PROMISED!@#$@#$ THIS IS BULLSHIT!@#$@#$@#$@#$ i supppose! just hop on out dare ovur dare! *PLAN APPROACHING TERRIBLE* My risk assessment module is wonky. The sound of humans making dumb plans is kind of comforting 🙂 No, I left. I decided to live here and just move from hotel to hotel watching the entertainment feed. i like sarcastic mb.
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Post by isthisamo on May 15, 2024 11:44:01 GMT
such a great gif i don't know what else you would do. also, you are sick. you could get all kinds of fucked up. but i don't know why you'd do that since you don't want to. :B OH! you should have drank like a whole bottle of robotusin and robotriped!!! :hyper: :vernoog: this looks cool, but is totally teh waerst! i feel like he does pretty good. pinle was particularly hard him. i mean, give the mb a break! HE'S A FUCKING MURDERBOT for fuck sakes and ur pissed cuz he didn't call?!! he ain't ur aunt betsy! i would agree. each booko has a nice dose of fucking people up. but not a lot of murdering really. tho, he is a murderbot, i guess not murdering is one way he continues to rebel and not do wad he was made for or programmed for. ah, i do enjoy teh sound of humans being horrible. takes me back to the good ol days! or all teh days really. |
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Post by ditkanate on May 16, 2024 3:41:34 GMT
can't beat a well timed farley. i sent my fine daughter a chris farley gif a while back. the one where he shrugs and says "no idea". *i hear her discussing my reply with my wife (her mom)* what did he say? he just sent a gif of some fat guy me: *steam shoots out of ears* her: WELL I KNOW IT'S SOME COMEDIAN OR SOMETHING!@# ;stuburn; me: kills self ooh that's good. *writes down in "things to do next time i have a day off" notebook* it actually isn't all that comfy really. also there is danger of tipping chair over backwards. no bueno! awwrrr meesa pin-lee! why u no write to pen pawrrrr?!?? meesa angwyyyy at u! you know. pinwheel is probably sensitive cuz mb doesn't write and her dumb aunt betsy doesn't either! well if the books were called rebellious murderbot diaries then maybe i'd expect him to murder less!@#$@#$@#$ apparently we both enjoy it quite tremendously! an uncomfortably inappropriate amount i'd say! Ch 5: He saves mensah and gets a hug! ;jkgay;; some murdering and bashing. he even got to briefly fight an armored secunit! |
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Post by isthisamo on May 16, 2024 12:54:59 GMT
can't beat a well timed farley. i sent my fine daughter a chris farley gif a while back. the one where he shrugs and says "no idea". *i hear her discussing my reply with my wife (her mom)* what did he say? he just sent a gif of some fat guy me: *steam shoots out of ears* her: WELL I KNOW IT'S SOME COMEDIAN OR SOMETHING!@# ;stuburn; me: kills self i mean, it WAS a gif of a fat guy. so... killing urself does seem a bit extreme. probably best you didn't go through with it. had thoughts of the early kramer and newman. he's on the roof. says he's gonna kill himself. kramer shouting out window: WELL!@# WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!@ GO AHEAD!@#@!# it's a shame you don't get to use that notebook more. :applerub: that does sound frustrating. also, mb loves mensah but doesn't really give a shit about any of these others. not in comparison. i mean he hates one of them. and just seems to tolerate pinwheel. meanwhile he's getting hugs from mensah borderline turning him into a sexbot! i want VERY SPECIFIC titles! thank you velly mulch!@#! he shouldn't WANT the hump! yeah, some very efficient bashing and he murdered the secunit. not sure if any of the other security detail were killed. mostly knocked out. feel like after this people are going to know that this murderbot is not to be takin lightly! if any word of this gets out. |
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