mo's horrible list of horrible buks 2 reed

AS PREVIOUSLY SEEN ON THIS FINE SELF SERIES FACE:



boy, if only more people knew the key to surviving the zombpocalypse was a friggin WET SUIT!!@# i can see how that would just spice the genre right up!!@# whoo!!@#



AND NOW TONIGHT'S EXCITING EPISODE:

We skip all the way fwd to Added 8/14/2014 - "Invisible" by James Patterson

ok, clicked ovur dare to see if this is the famous James Patterson of Along Came a Spider and whatever. the Alex Cross series. and it is! and i'm out. this is a different series, but i have read one or two of his books before and they just aren't for me. was curious how many Alex Cross books he's written. THE ANSWER IS IT IS A TIP THAT 28! :0 good grief. i think val has read them all! anyway, maybe this book is perfectly fine but i am not interested in it. *shrug*


Added 8/31/2014 - "All You Zombies" by Robert Heinlein

I was gonna get mad at fist, but Heinlein is good... then i click on it and it's not even a zombie book!@# it's a bime bravel short story!@# and it is on my "to read" list also!@# so i think we can let this one marinate in the cupboard a while longer.

PREVIOUS SERIES WORDS OF BOOKS AND UNBOOKS AND THINGS THAT MAY AT SOME PAST TIME HAVE BEEN MENTIONED ON THIS FINE SERIES:

if a wet suit is armor, then you could have a book where a guy wears more than one layer of clothing and some gloves! *pointstohaid* let's see... and, maybe one where people wear those padded sumo wresting outfits that make you all huge and bouncy!@# AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!@#$@#$


if a book was on teh list but baleeted before reading... was it ever on teh list at all? THE ANSWER IS WE WOULD HAVE NO IDEA!@# even if goodreads some time down the line said HEY! LOOK AT ALL THESE BOOKS THAT YOU FORMERLY BALEETED... we'd be ;suspiciou;;; those don't look familiar.... wtf are you trying to pull on us goodreads!!?? *pea*



AND NOW TONIGHTS FINE EPISODE! FINE? WHAT AM I SAYING!@# THE GRETAIST EPISODE OF WHATEVER THIS IS THAT'S EVAR BEEN PUT INTO TEH WORLD!#@@$@$


Added HAY WATE A MINUTE!@# U ADDED A BOOKO OUTSIDE OF OUR SERIES!@# IS THAT LEGAL??? *goes to fine print* hmmm there appears to be no fine print! or any contract whatsoever for this whole deal!@# seems like an oversight on my part. hmm. OK WELL I GUESS IT'S ALLOWED!@# ENJOY YOUR FUCKIGN CHOKE BOKE OR WADEVER!@#$@#$#@


Added 8/31/14 - "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris

A tremendously racist title by renowned lounge singer david sedaris... hmm that can't be right. *checks notes* best selling collection of essays... moves to france and is bad and speaking teh french ovur dare... ehh... ok who is this guy? *clicks on his name* some NPR person with a super punchable face? no idea why i would give two shits about anything he has to say or write!@# but again, this your spacious cupboard, not mine! :\ (was reallly hoping that book was going to be a first person account of some asian whore, but wel eye gez nut. )


Added 9/7/14 "Lock In" by MISTAH SKAALLZZIIIII

i'd assume you will keep this one. for some reason i thought you'd read it. maybe we only talked about it. this is the one i abandoned on audiobook cuz i hated wil wheaton's reading so much. and the story wasn't roping me in enough to make me keep pludging through. LUCKILY THIS IS ANOTHER SEREIS!@#$@$ SO WE HAVE THAT GOING FOR US!@#@# ;screamears;

PREVIOUSLY ON THIS FINE AMERICAN LIFE OF SERIES AND PODCAST AND WHAT HAVE YOU!@#


would it help at all if i put this on a future to-do list? ;dunno; you could consider it done!




I KNOW WAD IT IS U STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING COCKBITE!@!!@#$ ;twak;;


NEVER!  ;hyper; oh man i am super stoked to have found something super mainstream that YOU'VE HEARD OF AND I HAVEN'T!! i mean... i've HEARD for NPR and i guess This American Life cuz it is on podcast lists and things... i just didn't ever see any point in listening to any of them! seems like the modern version of old harvey ehh... oh fuck, who was that guy "THAT IS THE REST OF THE STORY!" harvey something... hmm.. god dammit i'm gonna have to look this up now. ;weary; GAH! PAUL HARVEY!@# anyway! my non listening impression of that podcast is probably way off but it just sounds like listening to paul harvey or an audio version of readers digest or something!@# BUT I HAVE NO IDEA AND I LOVE IT!@# :hyper;;;;;;;;

i've also heard the name david sedaris i think but if you had put a gun to my head before now and asked me to describe his career or something.... not sure i'd have come up with writer OR podcaster! i thnk i'm thinking of a singer.. is there an amy sedaris? or is that a funny actress?? RESEARRRCHHH!!!@@###@ apparently funny actress!! so are they related? i'll leave that research to some future research team!  my guess on who david sedaris is, would be unsuccessful unknown brother or husband to famous comedic actress amy sedaris!  lol.

so i searched your "READ" books and you've read THREE OF HIS PREVIOUS BOOKOS! wow. i'm flabbergasted.


not sure i'm buying your prepared to baleet claim. ;stuburn;

and i do.


see, let me explain. there are these things called authors. well, they aren't things, they're people. and they has ideas and stuff in their haids!! like where their goopy brains are. and some how they can get all those goopy gross brain ideas out of there and into a medium that makes them tons of money1@#! something we have demonstrated a severe lack of capability of doing.

anyway, that's how it works. and that booko, that was just one example of it.


one, this is a really odd thing to be excited and happy about!

two, who the fuck is paul harvey!!?? :hyper:


also, you are right! they are indeed brother and sister fine brother. who had success first? i dun know. i don't think either of them are famous enough where the sibling gained success off the other. not that you were saying that, i'm just musing.


he's funny, runs in the family apparently.


i was brother! :stuburn: i was thinking, do i NEED more scalzi! SELF! haven't i had ENOUGH!@? and then my fine self was like, no sir, YOU HAVE NOT!@ :TWAK:!@

AND NOW FOR A LONG AND RAMBLING RECAP OF THE PREVIOUS EXCITING SERIES ACTION!@#

i'm not following ;suspicious;


leave me to my small pleasures






see, i think that first part there is just self delusion.. which i am able to easily see through from my vantage point of not being you. so i jump right to the end there a give NO REGARD, none whatsoever to whatever fleeting thought you give to maybe not baleeting it. i could barely even type that with a straight face!!@#


jesus! i don't even know how many that is, but if it is more than zero IT IS A TIP THAT TOO MANY!@#


;whew; i had no idea you were that easy!


wait... none? NONE? are you sure you have ever read ANY books at all???  am i sure you are a person who is an actual alive person?  ;suspicious;;  let me get this straight you've read THREE books by davis sudoku and zero michael crichton... i mean.. i just... i have no words. me not talk pretty i gezz.

i'm not good at splainin.


you can have 'em.


:hyuper:



good point! i was like, a quintet? what the hell is that? is this a porno booko?!


:eyeflash:

wait... none? NONE? are you sure you have ever read ANY books at all???  am i sure you are a person who is an actual alive person?  ;suspicious;;  let me get this straight you've read THREE books by davis sudoku and zero michael crichton... i mean.. i just... i have no words. me not talk pretty i gezz.
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i don't see how one has anything to do with the other. also, people are all, you should read Jurassic park or whatever. and i'm like, but i already watched it. :\


well, you don't have to. I'm keeping it. are there illustrations in this? cuz then I don't want to read the e-book version... so don't know how soon i'd get to it.


i don't want to read this old crap at all! no sir! a few years ago maybe i was feeling like i should. but now, i have read a few, and it's tough. a slog usually. like, if it ain't old sci-fi, i'm out!! buleet!@#@!

And Now We Begin Another Exciting Fresh and New Episode!


Added 11/3/2014 - "The Peripheral" by William Gibson

trying to remember if i've read anything by gibson that i actually enjoyed. coming up empty. also a bit nonplussed by the little "#1" i see by the title!!@# all right lets check this badboy out.... ok, apparently this is a new william gibson novel! think i already knew that... ehh... a guy has a job and eh... i dunno. i read the blurb and couldn't really tell you. there's a second book in this, don't know if that completes the series or anything. what i DO know, is im not interested. nothing in the blurb or a handful of reviews convinced me to jump in unless ur already a gibby fan.

out of curiosity i clicked on old gibby there and all i've read of his was Neuromancer, which i hated and gave 1 star. i looked to see what you've read of his and you marked neuromancer as abandoned! ;hyper; so yeah, jump all over this badboy!


Added 11/03/2014 - "Food: A Love Story" by Jim Gaffigan"

i think i either own this, or used to. may have sold it at the wife's place of business. or maybe on amazon. never read it. just didn't get around to it and i think i read one of his other books and it was... fine. shrug.  i'm sure its sufficiently amusing.  

AND NOW A LOOK BACK AT PREVIOUS HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS FINE SERIESENTINESTINE!!@#

 


luckily his books are less holocausty than schindler's list! ;hyper;;; and outside of jurassic park, not sure any of his bookos are OMG MUST READ. even jurassic park, yeah seeing the movie is perfectly fine. ok so i just looked at his list of books, and i've read 11 of them (wow, more than i thought). but i gave 4 stars to 2 of them and 3 stars to the rest! they are books one can read! a lot of them have also been made into various assorted movies. so, the volume of work and popularity of the work is all. i guess i read 11, and so when i saw you were a 0 i'm like, wait what? is that an option? I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS! *pea* like not having read any john grisham or something! aaahahahah can you imagine!!@@#?/ wait have you read any john grisham? i'm afraid to look.





THREE TIMES!@#$ GAH!@#$ WE ARE WHITTLING DOWN HERE!@# WE DON'T NEED BOOKS YOU NEED TO READ MULTIPLE TIMES JUST TO UNDERSTAND!@#$ yikes!  goodreads should have an option where you put that you've read it, and so it gives you 33% credit!  or like there's a "read" number and "understand" number!  ;hyper;

apparently it was!@ :hyuper: you just vindicated my past self's brilliant decision! that practically never happens!@#!#


actually, i'm pretty sure i have. but it's pre-ratingthingsongoodreads so there is no record. i think the runaway jury, but they may be the only one. it was fine, but it didn't send me on a tare of reading his books.



do they have a suggestion box?


so me.

Ooooo, i like that name. it's perfect for whatever this is.


you are correct. i did read city and city. i marked Embassytown to read and also railsea. i see no reason to delete based on this. a seatrain sounds pretty cool actually. snowtrain shows and stuff are crazy popular i think.


you had me at the no gif. delete