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Post by ditkanate on Nov 3, 2020 19:21:30 GMT
AS PREVIOUSLY SEEN ON PRIOR EPISODES OF SERIES IN PAST TIMES: so i do a bunch of stuff and get all kinds of sweet stuff done and read a million amazing books and then bam i'm crucified and hung upside down and get gangrene and stuff. and i guess i hang there and think about how i should have done less. god dammit i knew doing steff was for da birds!!@#$$#@ :madhoppingguy: but also . hard to hop when upside down crucified with teh gangrenes. :applerub; ;cussing; 2 things. 1) you have a GIGANTIC megahit bestseller novel that was made into a GIANT movie starring ben affleck on your to read list.... and you've never heard of it ahh that's great. also! 2) OF COURSE LEAVE IT ON! YOU'VE GOT TONS OF ROOM UP IN HERE NOW@#$@ :stretches lazily: boy, after you said i was right, that is NOT the direction i thought you were goin to go!!@# but! LEAVING BOOOKS ON HERE THAT YOU WILL NEVER READ IS THE WHOLE REASON WE'RE DOING THIS SO KUDOS TO YOU FOR RECOGNIZING THAT!@@#$@#$#$@ praise the lord. ;whew; if the future could include more baleeshuns and less gangrene, that's be ok with me!@# tia! hth!!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 3, 2020 21:10:25 GMT
TONIGHT'S RIVETING EPISODE OF "SERIES"Added 6/24/2013 "Proofiness: The Dark Arts of Mathematical Deception" by Charles Seifesounds delightful. :\ ok after reading a short blurb about it it seems mostly ok, though i'm pretty familiar with how statistics can be misused and don't feel the need to read a booko about it. "There are three types of lies, Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics" amirite!@#@#$ anyway, between the subject matter and the 3.67 avg rating i'm pretty meh Added 6/24/2013 "14" by Peter Clinesoh boy. the first book in a 4 book series. reviews are mostly good, with a few party poopers. it is a "genre bending" mystery horror sci fi twisty type thing... if you're a fan of LOST it's like that! only different! ahh? not sure what to tell you. i do know i'd be alot more likely to read this if it was a standalone book and not part of a horrible series. Added 8/24/2013 "Ubik" by Philip K Dick it is a good Dick book!@# of course you should read it!@# just don't ask me what it was about. :\ Added 9/23/2013 "The Element: How Finding Your Passion Changes Everything" by Ken Robinsonle pasion si? si. ;leer; BROTHER! if you had read this in 2013 you'd have found your passion by now!@# or at least you'd know how it would change everything! you know, if you ever found it. ahh? or maybe you HAVE found it!@ # it's indonesian kite watching and brewing stef!@# and making salsa!@# anyway.... do we need to read a buk about it?
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 5, 2020 3:50:56 GMT
AS PREVIOUSLY SEEN ON PRIOR EPISODES OF SERIES IN PAST TIMES:god dammit i knew doing steff was for da birds!!@#$$#@ :madhoppingguy: but also . hard to hop when upside down crucified with teh gangrenes. :applerub; oooh, i wonder if my charting of my time wasting brings me even closer to teh gangreen! actually, i'm sure it is inevitable, so who cares!@# bring on teh crucification!! snicker oh come on!!@ you are exaggerating the hugeness here! :shh: which i bet you do all the time! :snicker: pretty obvious, but thanks. :vernoog: YESD!@! alsotherewillbetonsmoregangrene.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 5, 2020 4:13:15 GMT
TONIGHT'S RIVETING EPISODE OF "SERIES"Added 6/24/2013 "Proofiness: The Dark Arts of Mathematical Deception" by Charles Seifesounds delightful. :\ ok after reading a short blurb about it it seems mostly ok, though i'm pretty familiar with how statistics can be misused and don't feel the need to read a booko about it. "There are three types of lies, Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics" amirite!@#@#$ anyway, between the subject matter and the 3.67 avg rating i'm pretty meh i agree pretty much mostly here with you sir. i feel it's unlikely i will ever read this. i think we own it already maybe. i am curious about it a little, especially given current climate where it's as relevant as ever, even though this was written 10 years ago. specifically "...and to fix the outcomes of future elections." anyway, not enough here to has me buleet it. Sorry bro, it stays. huh? how did this end up on my list? I have NO IDEA! (as if the rest were completely clear) but i feel like this is a book that sounds promissing, but ultimately disappoints and that may be its biggest similarity to LOST. BULEET!@#!@# with this treasure trove of information i have no choice but to leave this forever. no indeed I do not!! i was into this guy for a while, actually saw him speak. A very good speaker. i started one of his other bookos and moved it to my abandoned book list. an extremely coveted and short list! (7 bookos) unfortunately, this one will never make teh abandon list, and instead is going into the oblivion which is BULEETED!@#@! i'm totally not really into finding my passion anymore. now i'm just trying to find my way to early retirement so i can concentrate on my true calling! doing nothing!@@! :hyper:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 6, 2020 21:34:39 GMT
ALLOW US TO SHOW CLIPENTINES OF PREVIOUS EPISODES OF THIS FINE SERIES YOU ARE WATCHING OR READING OR WHATEVER: ooh, i wonder if my charting of my time wasting brings me even closer to teh gangreen! actually, i'm sure it is inevitable, so who cares!@# bring on teh crucification!! the better question... once we are all dangling with gangrene (danglrene? ahh? ) is THAT time wasting?? or since that's what we are supposed to be doing (i guess) then we are actually fulfilling our purpose!@# so it's 100% productivity time!!?? 2 things! 1) ;pea; and 2) i DON'T THINK I AM EXAGGERATING THE HUGENESS!@# god dammit now if have to go look up book stats!@# i will grant you that i don't think the MOVIE was necessarily a giant hit or anything. but it was a major release and starred ben affleck!!@@@ # *goes to research stats i don't actually care about* ahem: GONE GIRL: has sold more than 15 MILLION COPIES, spend 8 weeks at #1 on Times Best Seller list. the movie has an 8.1 rating on IMDB, garnered Oscar buzz.. and made 167 million at the box office. forget it, i'm standing my ground on this one. i can only assume you were knee deep in columbian drugs and stuff for why you wouldn't have at least heard of it!@# AND AGAIN, IT'S ON YOUR LIST!@#$ damn now i went to see if it won any oscars, which it did NOT! the lead actress was nominated for best actress for Gone Girl, but i did find this on oscar snubs that year: A LEGITIMATE POPULAR PHENOMENON1@#$@#$ ok i'm done with this. i DID find my review of the book tho! didn't realize i'd written one: definitely sounds like a review i would write!@#$ ;screamears; ;angryhoppingmad;; i guess i have to provide beyond all reasonable doubt!!@#$#@ you are REALLY getting comfy in that extra cupboard!!@##$#@! ;whew; passion is dumb and overrated!@!@@# actually, "following your passion" as a career kind of IS overrated tbh!@# and i'm with you. at this stage i'm just trying to make money until i can sit around and die or whatever!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 9, 2020 0:57:36 GMT
ALLOW US TO SHOW CLIPENTINES OF PREVIOUS EPISODES OF THIS FINE SERIES YOU ARE WATCHING OR READING OR WHATEVER: you know i love this sereis!@#!@# it's one of my favorites on television right now. the better question... once we are all dangling with gangrene (danglrene? ahh? ) is THAT time wasting?? or since that's what we are supposed to be doing (i guess) then we are actually fulfilling our purpose!@# so it's 100% productivity time!!?? oh man, the philosophicalness! it's blowing my mind! what is productivity? if i teach a stupid kid and then they're still stupid, i technically did my job, but i wasn't productive. if I go by that, i may have no productivity at all until i'm dangling and gang-galing!@# that is a lot of words about a book and movie godo!! I'll give you that it was a movie that lots of people saw and possibly liked and that i wasn't one of those people and also i don't pay much attention to deh oscards or whoever ovur dare. one thing I'm wondering about, what is with your obsession with gone books?! i didn't even realize there were so many gone books but now that's like all you read!@#! i mean, i'll never read it! let's be clear about THAT! just going to has it and list it and things. exactly! maybe, MAYBE, you could do that when you're like just starting out, but then later, i'm just like, let's wrap this work business up!@#!@ put a bow on it and call her good!@ i've also read some critiques of it, like, sometimes making your passion your work ruins it for you!@ what about that!!?
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 10, 2020 17:16:49 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SERIES THAT IS BASICALLY ONLY RECAPS OF PREVIOUSLY ON AT THE MOMENT!@#$ ehh.. EPISODE :/ you know i love this sereis!@#!@# it's one of my favorites on television right now. hmm... he didn't put on his tv glasses.... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS OR WHAT HE IS DOING!@#@#$ so, what did YOU accomplish during your life? well, i allowed a bunch of horrible kids to pass through my existence with no improvement whatsoever other than a required credit or whatever. I BANISH THEE TO THINE BUCIFICTION1@# i dunno, i guess that's god maybe. god is a bime braveling bear. well, we both know that quantity is our specialty. well thank you for giving me the actual facts of real facts!@#$@#$ ohh, i GRANT you that APPARENTLY this was PERHAPS a movie! tho, i am not 100% convinced i'm bored of arguing it with you. *yawns* ME HOPPING MAD AND CUSSING: THAT WASN'T EVEN THE ARGUMENT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!@$#$#@$@#$#@ it's not that you didn't SEE it or READ it! we know that! IT'S THAT YOU HAVE IT MARKED TO READ AND HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF THE BOOK OR[/i] THE MOVIE WHICH WAS MADE BECAUSE THE BOOK WAS SO FUCKING POPULAR GAAGHFHGFHG$%@$%@$%%@$ ok NOW i'm done. ;stuburn; that is weird and also a fine observation!@# i guess MY booko motto is IF GONE THEN YES!@#$@#$@#$ not sure what that says about me! apparently that i'm obsessed with either being gone or other people and worlds being gone! :B well, if you have the room why not!!! its like when you have a big basement! ahh... i know i don't need or want or will ever use ANY of this garbage... but i DO have a place i can put it... *rubschin* *puts bow on my career* and that is a job.... done. sort of. also i can TOTALLY see ruining ur passion by making a job of it. and if i ruined pizza and beer for myself I'D NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!@#$
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 10, 2020 18:35:10 GMT
TONIGHT'S EXCITING EPISODE!@#$@#$@#$@#$@
Added 10/2/2013 "Angels & Demons" by Dan Brown this is a book in the "Da Vinci Code" series. i've read this and da vinci code. i see you've also read da vinci code. i don't feel strongly about needing more da vinci code bookos in my life. apparently there are 5 of these bad boys now! anyway, if you loved da vinci code enough to want to read more, then keep i guess!@@#$@ OR JUST KEEP IT CUZ YOU HAVE THE ROOM@!#@$%@#$% Added 10/2/2013 "Open" by Andre Agassi ehh... i mean. it has good reviews and is apparently quite well written. on the other hand it is a book about teh life of andre agassi... so... :/
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 11, 2020 2:05:08 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SERIES THAT IS BASICALLY ONLY RECAPS OF PREVIOUSLY ON AT THE MOMENT!@#$ ehh.. EPISODE :/ hmm... he didn't put on his tv glasses.... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS OR WHAT HE IS DOING!@#@#$ boy, did i actually watch the last show?! i don't know since it wasn't written down and i have no memory of things!@# best god ever!@ a little harsh as far as ll teh bucification. but otherwise, one of the top i've heard of. [/i] THE MOVIE WHICH WAS MADE BECAUSE THE BOOK WAS SO FUCKING POPULAR GAAGHFHGFHG$%@$%@$%%@$ ok NOW i'm done. ;stuburn;[/quote] so what is your deal exactly?! :hyper: i keed i keed. what's extra great is i can give no further insight as to how it ended up on my list. maybe at one point many years ago i HAD heard of the movie or book. but that knowledge disappeared like evaporating stuff in the noon day sun!@#! or maybe, i just clicked and added all kinds of random crappy books and this was just another one and i was all gone girl? i like girls who are gone the most of all teh girls!@#! sign my future self up for this bad boy!@#@! :duno: stef gone!~ i'm INTO it! a rephrase of your motto. my list is very much like a musty ol basement full of cobwebs and dusty old bookos nobody wants. it's the best we can hope for really. i'd like for this to eventually be done. what was i thinking!@#!@# oh the humanity!@# i guess you might exclaim that in this hypothetical future where you ruin good stuff.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 11, 2020 2:12:03 GMT
TONIGHT'S EXCITING EPISODE!@#$@#$@#$@#$@
Added 10/2/2013 "Angels & Demons" by Dan Brown this is a book in the "Da Vinci Code" series. i've read this and da vinci code. i see you've also read da vinci code. i don't feel strongly about needing more da vinci code bookos in my life. apparently there are 5 of these bad boys now! anyway, if you loved da vinci code enough to want to read more, then keep i guess!@@#$@ OR JUST KEEP IT CUZ YOU HAVE THE ROOM@!#@$%@#$% i feel like i didn't quite realize this was a series when i read the da vinci code. and i am not excited about going back and reading more. teh hell with room, this one is OUUTTA HEEERREE!@!#@ not sure why i wanted to read this at one point. maybe somebody told me it was good or interesting or something. :dunno: BULEET!@#!
we dropped below 220!! i can't buleev it! that's like 40 bookos gone!@! :hyper: Even if i keep all the rest, i feel like we've really accomplished something. also, based on current trends, i don't see how i could possibly keep all the rest. certainly we will find that my trend of adding real crap to my list will not come to an end any time soon!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 11, 2020 19:35:03 GMT
PREVIOUSLY OR WHATEVER ON "THIS FINE SERIES" SHOW: best god ever!@ a little harsh as far as ll teh bucification. but otherwise, one of the top i've heard of. all teh bucifying is really his only flaw! other than that sign me up for this sweet religion or whatever!@# sure sure, those are possible. i have a theory though. it's complex so not sure if you'll be able to follow it ;snicker;. according to MY goodreads page, i finished reading this in June of 2013, and you added it to your list on 6/21/2013.... so MAYYYYBE you saw i rated it highly and reviewed it... and then added it to your list. now i realize that this theory flies in the face of the typically strict booko adding requirements you put every title through. but maybe this once you let your standards slip a bit. omfg goned ;drool; my motto seems to be degenerating brother! i am here to help you clean out these cobwebs and dusts and books and things!@# you: naahhhh imma keep em. not that the JOB will be done. just us doing it! I CONSIDER MY JOB DONE! :hyper; us in retirement. seems like an appropriate exclamation, at such a time. teh hell with room, this one is OUUTTA HEEERREE!@!#@ BULEET!@#! we dropped below 220!! i can't buleev it! that's like 40 bookos gone!@! :hyper: Even if i keep all the rest, i feel like we've really accomplished something. also, based on current trends, i don't see how i could possibly keep all the rest. certainly we will find that my trend of adding real crap to my list will not come to an end any time soon!!!
SO. MUCH. ACCOMPLISHMENT!!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 11, 2020 22:12:33 GMT
TODAY'S EXCITING EPISODE FOR YOUR VIEWING OR READING OR LOOKING OR WHATEVER PLEASURE!@#
added 10/2/2013 "Laughter in the Dark" by Vladimir oh good grief it's another NOBOOKO BOOK!@$#@#$# ;weary;
gah!@# i thought we were done with ole mr nobooko!@# but, wel eye gez nut. ehhh.. ok, so, something about a man and a mistress and him wrecking his life or something. "possibly mr nobooko's most accessible novel" whatever that means. it is my contention that we stick with the plan of keeping ONE nobooko booko and that booko is not this booko.
Added 10/22/2013 "Foundation's Friends" by William Greensomething opps Martin H. Greenberg! I was close.
hmm... i guess a book of short stories by various assorted authors all set in Asimov's Foundation universens. like a tribute! this is NOT the greatest booko in the world. this is a tribute. high ratings, i may add this one to MY basement. err. list.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 12, 2020 0:20:32 GMT
PREVIOUSLY OR WHATEVER ON "THIS FINE SERIES" SHOW:all teh bucifying is really his only flaw! other than that sign me up for this sweet religion or whatever!@# i like that god is a bear. i guess that is me in this religion. (sounds like an REM song) i don't follow. also, seems pretty far fetched that i would let any standards slip!! can it degenerate further? GAAWWWNNNUUUHHH!!@#! :drool: doesn't seem better! :hugmeat!@#; very little accomplished, very lot much done!! maybe that is on our retirement watch or whatever. it's shocking!! TODAY'S EXCITING EPISODE FOR YOUR VIEWING OR READING OR LOOKING OR WHATEVER PLEASURE!@# i'm puttin on my tv glasses for this!@#! who knows how many more nobookos might pop up on my list!! :hyper: i guess we did decide that. i'm not going to start an argument with my past self!@ might bring the terminus back!@ buleet!@# alright, it's a keeper. gotta have a few!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 12, 2020 19:16:53 GMT
MANY WORDS QUOTED FROM PREVIOUSLY SAYSED WORDS TYPED AND SERIES i guess that is me in this religion. (sounds like an REM song) bhat's me in the bhorner... bhat's me in the fu. ture. bhucified forever..... i dunno... something like that!@# no, no brother it does not seem better. here is your watchentine! we are very much looking forward to you being gone!@# ;hyper; ;whew; WAIT IS THAT A BOOKO!@# ;HYPER;;;;@#$@$# *past self gets bhucified gangrene times* YOU JUST HAD TO ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT THE NOBOOKO!#@@ THANKS A LOT FUTURE ME!@# ;pea;
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 12, 2020 22:49:53 GMT
WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S THRILLING EPISODE OF SERIES
Added 10/22/2013 - "Area 187: Almost Hell" by Eric R Lowther
is this some weird nonfiction book? like area 51 except 187?
ahh no, another zombie book. NECROTIC VIRUS!@#
pass.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 13, 2020 0:09:51 GMT
MANY WORDS QUOTED FROM PREVIOUSLY SAYSED WORDS TYPED AND SERIES this title has weariness in it. oh that's good. a bop bear bit!@! i don't care if it is or isn't!@#! i'm adding it!@#! *quickly adds it to the list. well, usually the self screwings are in the other direction. i feel like this is a fine shift. WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S THRILLING EPISODE OF SERIES
Added 10/22/2013 - "Area 187: Almost Hell" by Eric R Lowtheris this some weird nonfiction book? like area 51 except 187? ahh no, another zombie book. NECROTIC VIRUS!@# pass. i think i mentioned before, i was on a real zombie craze, like i really wanted some more zombie reading. but then, i read some more and that desire was completely filled and now these old rotty bookos are still on here as rotten as their stinking content! i'm just glad i don't have to touch the book to buleet it!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 16, 2020 20:44:22 GMT
WELCOME TO THE PREVIOUSLY ON SECTION OF SERIES well, usually the self screwings are in the other direction. i feel like this is a fine shift. i don't see this ending well. also, if future me towns present me, isn't future me also towning future me, or....?? hmm. maybe i should try towning PAST me and see what happens to current me!!@# i think the moral of the story, really, is that is simply doesn't pay to be any tense of me!!@# future us is like, WELL I GET SCREWED ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT!@#$ AT LEAST THIS WAY YOU GET TO HAVE SOME GANGRENE TIMES TOO!@#$ :stuburn; man, he's bitter. there is so much gross and rotty zombie content at this point... it's too much. i think the zombie fad thing needs to die for a while. (ahh? die? ) OK ZOMBIE GENRE WRITING PEOPLE!~@#$ WE GET IT!@# THEY DON'T DIE AND THEY BITE YOU AND SOME ARE FAST AND OTHERS ARE SLOW AND JUST FUCKING END IT ALREADY!@#$@#$@#$ ;screamears;
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 16, 2020 21:12:27 GMT
Tonight's Thrilling Episode:
Added 11/29/2013 "Shadow & Claw: The Book of the New Sun #1-2" by Gene Wolfe
In my haze of memory reading this i would have thought i gave it 4 stars but i guess i only gave it 3. it's a weird series. parts of it border upon genius but i remember feeling like none of it ever led anywhere. you just follow this torturer / executioner guy arounf while he meets peeps and does stuff and everything is weird. someone referred to it as "science fantasy" which sounds about right. it's one of those that feels like it is SUPER far future, but stuff went wrong over the years and so humanity is stuck in this medieval sort of existence with hints and shadows of past good times burried all arounf... (like, we live on "Urth"! its similar to Earth, but worse! much, much worse) again my memory is hazy. so, i dunno. some people lurve it bigtime. and i wanted to lurve it! and it was fine. i guess i'm glad i read it, but wouldn't go out of my way to tell someone else it's a must read. i also read books 3-4 "Sword and Citadel" which i did rate 4 stars.... and i have book 5 on my to-read list. so i guess i must have liked it overall well enough..
boy that is a lot of me musing to myself about past books i vaguely recall! I GUESS KEEP!@#
side note: do you ever look at any of the reviews on books like this? sometimes i do to get a flavor for whether it sounds like my jam or not. in this thread obvs i'm trying to gather evidence of keepworthiness. but anyway, the vast majority of bad reviews for this are women! and i bet you can guess what they are saying! OH THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A MAN BOOK THE TORTURER TOWNS TONS OF WOMEN AND HE'S A REAL CREEP ABOUT IT!@#$ one actual review quote "I was tempted to give up on it at various points because it's so thoroughly dick lit -- I mean, the hero carries around a sword that he unsheathes, oils, and re-sheaths routinely throughout his travels" i didn't even know DICK LIT was a thing! probably because i have a dick so to me dick lit is just LIT!@# ;hyuper; but it's like, come on man. if that kind of stuff pisses you off, this may not be the genre for you!!@# especially if you're reading older stuff cuz i'ts pretty well known to be like that. i don't know. just seems like a shitty reason to give a book 1 star! THE WRITING AND PLOT AND IMAGERY WERE ALL STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL! BUT THE PROTAGONIST WAS A REAL COCKBITE! 1 STAR!@# :stuburn; he should have written about a tortureRESS who whacks mens dicks off with her rusty sword and also drinks high tea and stuff!@@#
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 17, 2020 6:36:22 GMT
well, yeah! that's exactly right! he IS BITTER!@ and how could he not be! they won't ever die. reviewer: oh this one!! THIS is teh new best zombie book. it's different then the rest. you should reads it!! Tonight's Thrilling Episode:
Added 11/29/2013 "Shadow & Claw: The Book of the New Sun #1-2" by Gene Wolfe I GUESS KEEP!@# OK. yeah, does every fucking book have to be a beautiful book that every person in the whole fucking world loves?! so the book wasn't written for you!@# calm the fuck down! i agree with you bigtime, she should have known that going in. OOOhh!! Shadow claw! *has giant picture of creepy dude with huge sword on the front* i bet this is about how cats have their claws removed and think they are still there so it's like they has shadow claws. I can't wait for this fine read!@!
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 17, 2020 16:48:08 GMT
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS FINE DICK SERIES well, yeah! that's exactly right! he IS BITTER!@ and how could he not be! definitely some of the most justified bitterness around!!@# zombies are fast or slow or something and bite people. oh man, reviewer, you were right. that was so different. *adds heaps more zombie books to list* lol OBVIOUSLY THAT'S WHAT THIS BOOK IS ABOUT! *pointstohaid* it sucks that people who just don't like the subject matter get to pull the rating avg down!@# you can't get your 1* review counted if your only reasoning is that you don't like dick lit!@# CUZ UR READING A GOD DAMN DICK LIT BOOK!@#$@#$ THAT'S WHAT IT IS!@#$ gah. the question is whether or not it's QUALITY DICK!@# *i read some horrible chick lit book about romance olden england times like jane eyre or whoever* AWW MAN THIS BOOKO IS TEH WORST!#@!$ ABSOLUTELY NO DICKS OR SWORDS AND IT'S ALL CHICKY!@#$@#$ ;YUCK;; ZERO STARS!!#@$@$ also, it being crude or dickfilled isn't even a valid criticism! people love dick stuff!@# just look at game of thrones! i haven't watched it but from what i hear it is a massive fest of violence and incest and rapes and incest rape and murder and more rape and boobs and dicks!!@#$@#$ AND PEOPLE ARE ALL OHHHHHH MAN THIS IS TEH GRETAIST SHOW OV ALL TEH TIMEZ OVUR DARE MASTERPIECE!!@#$@#$#@$$#@ SO DON'T SIT THERE AND GIVE ME YOUR DICK LIT SHIT LADY!@#$@#$#@
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