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Post by isthisamo on Feb 6, 2021 10:43:26 GMT
i was just thinking, actually, there probably is an xrated gross porno baby yoda doll thing somewhere!@#!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 8, 2021 14:47:17 GMT
*files that nugget away for 2022 anniversary gift ideas* ;pointstohaid;;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 9, 2021 9:03:59 GMT
we got ourselves a couple o lucky ladies!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 9, 2021 14:28:37 GMT
we sure do! they have observant and caring men who gives them what they likes!!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 10, 2021 3:04:50 GMT
which is apparently baby yoda's with huge force empowered yoda penises.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 10, 2021 14:16:10 GMT
wo! that would be the deluxe model i guess! ACTIVATE FORCE VIBRATIONS!@#$@#$ maybe it can force squeeze their boobentines or something too. brother! i'm glad we have a spot to discuss the merits and finer points of the mandalorian series!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 11, 2021 0:03:30 GMT
so true. if we didn't have this, could we really even say that we were watching the series!!??
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 11, 2021 15:24:30 GMT
i don't see how we could! man all this baby yoda talk is makin me hungry.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 14, 2021 2:18:17 GMT
mmmm, baby yoda nuggets... makes me wanna go watch some more!
AND! watched Season 2 episodes 1 & 2!
kill cree dragon with martial guy: good episode. thought for sure martial was going to try to double cross the mando some way in the beginning. since that is practically always what happens, so a nice spin that he didn't. killing the dragon. so of course you knew that the buried explosives didn't work. too easy. it was pretty clear by them continuing to show the bantha with a million explosives strapped to it that the dragon was gonna eat it. but i didn't expect mando to go with it! a little suspicious how he was able to get eated by the dragon and then get himself spit out, but otherwise good and fine.
baby yoda eats eggs: a whole episode about baby yoda eating various baby things!! :hyper: pretty much fantastic! those spider things were pretty horrible! and they DID NOT look tasty at all, unlike those frog eggs (mmm mmm!). i did think it was a little weird how they flew off into space with the ship that knackered, but, gotta uphold that honor!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 15, 2021 15:29:27 GMT
kill cree dragon with martial guy: good episode. thought for sure martial was going to try to double cross the mando some way in the beginning. since that is practically always what happens, so a nice spin that he didn't. killing the dragon. so of course you knew that the buried explosives didn't work. too easy. it was pretty clear by them continuing to show the bantha with a million explosives strapped to it that the dragon was gonna eat it. but i didn't expect mando to go with it! a little suspicious how he was able to get eated by the dragon and then get himself spit out, but otherwise good and fine. there are times when i'm thinking - jeez! how good is that armor!?? ok, so! speaking of "reveals" and spoilers and whatnot! in the marshall dragon killy episode, multiple things. 1) were you surprised to see boba fett's armor? not sure wad i was expecting but that was not it! do you know, in return of teh jedi... did boba fett fall into the bantha (sarlac?) pit? i think banthas are the mammoth type animals. was it a sarlac pit that jabba tost people into? anyway, is that why his armor was rotting on tattooine? i thought my brain remembered boba falling in there but i could be wrong. 2) the timeline. during martial raylan's speach on how he came to has teh armor, he mentioned the second death star sunkiller star base of death getting blowed up! at least... i'm pretty sure he did. ;hmm; so this is AFTER all that! which means that isn't baby yoda! it's a baby whatever species yoda was, but it ain't him! also they talk about how the ehh... i dunno. rebel alliance or whoever was fighting the empire is, like, in charge and trying to keep teh peace in the outer rim or some such. which is highlighted even more in ep 2 which you refer to below.... baby yoda eating things is teh BAEST!!@# mando: how many of those did you eat!?? baby yoda: i guess yoda doesn't really talk or anything. also VERY unperturbed about anything he eats or mando's displeasure with such! the spider octopi were HORRIBLE! ;hyper;;; also that was totally yoda's fault right? he totally woked all them up by eating one! ;hyper;;; but again we see teh x-wing guys are like teh police! so this is alliance in charge times while the empire re-tools. also was ;;suspicious;; about how those xwing guys could kill ALL 8 hundred billion of those octospiders. i guess they are much better shots than stormtroopers! his ship is VERY resilient apparently! it looked broken in half! he's like "this is gonna take a while to fix" and i'm thinking... ehh.. that looks 100% unfixable. *welds a couple things* *flys off* or when the jawa's strip his ship down to nothing. he takes a load of metal back. i'm like ehh... that doesn't look like enough ship parts. ;suspicious;; alsothefrogladybathingwithhereggswasprettyhorrible
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 16, 2021 0:30:14 GMT
1) were you surprised to see boba fett's armor? not sure wad i was expecting but that was not it! do you know, in return of teh jedi... did boba fett fall into the bantha (sarlac?) pit? i think banthas are the mammoth type animals. was it a sarlac pit that jabba tost people into? anyway, is that why his armor was rotting on tattooine? i thought my brain remembered boba falling in there but i could be wrong. i didn't immediately recognize it as boba fetts armor. :shame: i mean, i guess it's obvious cuz green and stuff, but, really they all look the same! oh, yes, sarlacc pit is where boba fett fell into in rotj. apparently he escaped. bantha is the woolly things they ride with the big tusks. bantha fodder as the classic star wars insult, also bantha poodoo which i always assumed meant poop, but is apparently their food in both cases, which is smelly and gross. ok, back to the discussion at hand. yes. this takes place directly after return of the jedi. as they have indicated by talking about blowing up the 2nd death star. i knew this but not really from watching, but from teh interwebs or something. i just knew that was the timeline. :dunno: so i've known all along that that isn't Yoda, becuase Yoda was old and dead. we just call it baby yoda because who knows the name of yoda's species? hell, mando and the people in the show don't even know it!! also, as far as we know it is yoda reincarnated! the show could really go anywhere with it. and as slow as this baby yoda creature appears to age (they said he was 50 years old at one point), i think it doesn't matter because he will always be a baby for this series! tracks with babies in general. whaddaya gonna do?! i'm a baby!!! :shrug: *tries to eat everything an awfully big coincidence otherwise!! so i think that was the implication, yes! also, i feel like baby yoda is like, :shrug: mando will always save me especially if i help now and again, so i'm pretty much good doing whatever i want!! pretty good logic for a baby!! but, he's a pretty wise old baby! he's baby yoda!!! yeah, when they were pulling mando over i'm like good grief!! just like that the republic is almost as bad as the empire! ok, self, that's an exaggeration!! but still, give a guy a break!! and then yes, i can only assume the spiders finally decided they were outgunned especially after the big one was killed, and ran away. otherwise the ship would have been buried in them!! yes!!@! his ship getting towned and then fixed is a little :weary: in this, but it's minor and it's star wars so i'm pretty :whatever: about it. also, how could a frog bat mom not be horrible?
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 16, 2021 13:58:48 GMT
i didn't immediately recognize it as boba fetts armor. :shame: i mean, i guess it's obvious cuz green and stuff, but, really they all look the same! i mean, i guess. they're SHAPED the same, but they definitely don't all look the same. why do you say apparently he escaped? cuz there'd be no way to get the armor out of the pit? do sarlacc's ever die or anything and stef turns up later? the armor seems pretty indestructible. or is it known in the star wars world that that wasn't the end for old boba? well this simply isn't true. yes it is after rotj, but not directly after. rotj was death star version 1 times. all the new jedi movies came after that with starkiller sun base of death and kylo renn murdering han solo (spoiler alert image!) and all that with Rey and the new stef. but this is also after all THAT! anyway, i didn't know anything timeline wise about this, so thought perhaps it was pre-everything! cuz yoda as a baby would have been long before any of the star wars stuff. so maybe mando was a predecessor to boba fett and everything we know. i dunno. but, obviously, that is not correct, which i know now. i GUESS baby yoda could be yoda reincarnate... YODAGAIN... if you will. ;snicker; ;dad joke graphic; also for being 50, not only does yodagain grow really slow, he also seems pretty slow on the uptake!! jeez man learn some language skillz!@#$@#$ how many hundreds of years old he gotta be before he can say dada or something!@#$ oh also something just pooped in my head. is it strange that NO one recognizes the yoda species? wasn't yoda a pretty famous jedi? he was on the jedi council and whatnot? maybe that wasn't super common knowledge or something. but he was a pretty recognizable figure!!@# you'd think there'd by SOME recollection or legend of him or something!@# oh well. it's better show times for people to be confusion about it. young and old and wise and horrible! yeah, i'm thinking... am i on gus fring's side actually? ;hmmm;;; also! kind of a tangent, but it struck me as a fairly effective commentary on human nature and politics and war. the rebels spend all of this time, money, effort, lives, to overturn the empire. but then someone still has to run the galaxy. so now it's each sector for itself? which can be good, but can be bad. all depends on who ends up in charge of it! even good rulers who start out trying to do the right thing, eventually die or get voted out or whatever and there are no guarantees that the replacement government or bureaucracy will be benevolent or even competent. like the marshall episode, is tattooine better off under the current system? doesn't seem like it! that's only one planet, but wtf are we all fighting about!!@# it's all futility!@@#$ ;dunno; i just wasn't expecting frog bat mom hot tub times!!@# with all her egg babies floating arounf in there!@# struck me as extra horrible for some reason. sorry frog bat mom!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 17, 2021 4:30:01 GMT
ok, whew, there is a lot to cover here. let's get to it!! i mean, i guess. they're SHAPED the same, but they definitely don't all look the same. i guess i'm not good at seeing mandalorian armor differences!! :B i mean, i knew it was bobba fets eventually, so... also! it looked funny on the martial. how it didn't really fit and he's like tall and skinny. he kinda looked like an idiot in it, which i thought was a nice touch. they showed boba fett in the end of the episode! he watched mando speed away on his speeder bike with his armor. maybe you thought it was just some random guy watching mando ride across the desert, but that was boba fett. it's teh same actor who played boba in original movies! it is a tip! brother, you are confused. i understand, it is in fact confusing. i'm not sure why you have such conviction of your ideas that aren't true. the mandalorian does in fact take place a few years after return of the jedi. The death star that they showed blow up on hologram TV in the canteen during the martial's tale of how he ended up there was the 2nd deathstar that was blown up in rotj. it was not the starkiller base thing. the first order is in the process of being put together at this time, but is in its infancy. Kylo is just Ben at this moment, i'm sure a horrible ben though!! yes, the timeline of this show vastly effects how you view teh characters within. if you do research into the timeline, you will find that this baby yoda being 50 means he was born when Yoda was sill alive!! so he could be Yoda's offspring!! :haidsplode: me and teh wifey were just discussing this a bit. sort of. but here goes. during the original movies the jedi were all but dead. the only ones left were Obi-wan and Yoda, then they added Luke into the mix but Yoda had been hiding out on that planet (WIGGINS! what WAS that planet? ... Dagobah suh.) RIGHT Dagobah, he had been there for years after the huge failure of the jedi and darth vader and the empire take over and stuff. 15 years-ish i think. And he dies on that planet so no one has seen hide nor hair of yoda OR the jedi in close to 30 years back in our current mandalorian series time. so it's just legend and stuff. plus, i feel like outside of the jedi themselves, not many people knew of yoda. like he was a behind the scenes kinda fella, not doing a lot in the public eye i don't think. the jedi themselves were very secretive i believe. so WE know about them cuz of movies, but the actual people of teh universe not so much. i guess that's my take. explains why we like him so much! also we were having a hard time hearing what those x-wing pilots were asking for and stuff when "pulling over" mando. doesn't really matter cuz basically identification. but that reminds me, in the episode with the floating prison! the republic now in charge x-wing people follow that beacon thing back to whoever's base and they just start blasting the crap out of it with basically no questions asked! and i was like what the hell?! you're supposed to be the good guys!@#@! ur not going to check it out at all? like why this emergency beacon thing from your prison is now way the hell in a different part of the galaxy. just, well! they shouldn't has teh beacon thing. :stuburn: *kill everyone there* basically, yeah ur right! i mean, maybe they are a LITTLE better off. the empire is pretty horrible as far as all powerful in charge entities go. it's like, you have to have horrible, that's a given. the question really is what degree of horrible do you want! oh yeah!! the hot-tub scene!! i suppose she figured she had a lot of free time on her gross frog hands. we thought so too looking at that ship!!!@ but how did she know there would be a super sweet natural hot tub down in that cave!? frog sense i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 17, 2021 15:43:06 GMT
ok, whew, there is a lot to cover here. let's get to it!! i guess i'm not good at seeing mandalorian armor differences!! :B i mean, i knew it was bobba fets eventually, so... also! it looked funny on the martial. how it didn't really fit and he's like tall and skinny. he kinda looked like an idiot in it, which i thought was a nice touch. he totally looked weird! so weird actually, that when they first showed him i thought it was like a kid or something! how skinny IS that guy exactly? WHAT!? eye gez i dun remember that. also i don't think i ever knew what the boba fett actor looked like! cuz, you know, armor helmet reasons. also! how would boba fett still be arounf in this far future time? ;headscratch; cornfusingness. (coming back to this before i hit "create post" cuz ur timeline explanation farther down explains this methinks) oh wait. i think i figured out my cornfusion. tho i'm still not 100% convinced ;suspicious;;; i need to rewatch that marshall raylan's speach. so in the SW universen there have been THREE death star blowups. the first one that lukey blowed up in A New Hope, then the second one in ROTJ, then the third one in recent movie times. you're saying this is between ROTJ and the new, third starkiller base of death. i could have sworn the marshall was talking about that starkiller thing... i'll have to rewatch, but i'll take ur word for it at this point i guess. :\ tho that timeline makes no one knowing what the F baby yoda is even more of a stretch. YODA JUST FREAKIN DIED!@#@$ whatever. also! the fact that 2 of the 3 original star wars movies contained death star plots simply FURTHER UNDERLINES to me how UNCREATIVE the plot of the Force Awakens was!@#$ good god man! WE ARE STUCK IN A NEVER ENDING CYCLE OF DEATH STAR CONSTRUCTION / BLOWUP / CONSTRUCTION / BLOWUP!@#$ gah!@#$@#$ WELL I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED TO DO FUCKING SHOW RESEARCH!@#$ GOD DAMMIT WIGGINS HOW DID YOU LET THIS SLIP PAST US!@#@$ YOU BETTER MAKE A DAMN GOOD SAMMICH TODAY!@#$@#$ ;cussing;;;;; so Yodagain could be Yodason? hmmmm! i guess i'll accept your take! also one of the newer movies before han solo got KYLOED he met like Rey and that horrible black guy or someone and they asked if all the dumb force crap legends were true. and he says "it's all true". in a cool han solo type way. and they go "ooohhhhhhhh". so people at that point already didn't even believe any of the stories!@#$ i guess i'm saying that supports your take. i just looked up "Force Awakens" and it says its 30 years after ROTJ times and darth vader death. seems like a narrow window for the mando series to fit in, but hey! APPARENTLY THAT'S WHAT IT IS!@#$ right! what degree and what type of horrible! super controlling empire of taxation and threats of planet blowing up, or more individual freedom but pockets of violence and not as organized? YES! that was weird. just trudge off into sub zero snow with ur jar of eggs? wtf! apparently she followed the hot springs steam trail!@# or something. :/
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 18, 2021 3:25:26 GMT
i think angie saw some story about how the actor who plays boba fett was really excited to be back and playing boba again or something. so then when they showed him it was pretty clear. and also, i think i'd seen that actor from maybe matt times or something, but i recognized him. but yeah, he'd be REALLY old if it was post kylo movies. but, as we established, it isn't. this is actually 5 years past rotj. enough time to have the empire fully dissolve and the republic establish itself as a shitty police space force. you forgot that there were 2 blowed up deathstars in the original 3 movies!!?? also there was another clue sort of about timeline and that was the old knackered storm troopers that worked for Werner Herzog. they're armor was all old and shitty and not upkept. not proof, but fits the timeline well i think. george lucas: this is wad we do. :shrug: PEANUT BUTTER!@#!@?? WTF WIGGINS!@#@! UR SLIPPING!@#! i think it's likely. but again, it won't matter because he grows so slow, er, i guess that doesn't matter if he's a baby or not as far as who his daddy is. i don't know. whatever. HE'LL ALWAYS BE BABY YODA TO ME!@! yeah, this mando series is supposed to be 5 years past. i think i said that already. :B the martials story was just a few years ago. i'm sure she's all, :hugerolleyes: i can sense future froggy hottub times from 800 parsecs!@#!#
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 18, 2021 14:35:00 GMT
yeah, i guess i'm just WAYYY more out of touch with star wars news than others. obviously. heck i still haven't watched the most recent star wars jedi movie. WELL I HAVEN'T WATCHED THOSE IN A REALLY LONG TIME OK!@#$ ;stuburn;;; AND I DIDN'T KNOW WATCHING THIS SERIES WOULD REQUIRE A HISTORY LESSON!@#$@$ i mean. that doesn't prove anything at all! other than it's past sparkly stormtrooper armor times! could be 5 years, could be 500! or maybe the troopers with herzog are just horrible and dirty!@# aren't there sparkly stormtroopers in the newer kylo ren movies? pretty sure there is. so WELL past this mando time they're still cranking out pristine white COMPLETELY USELESS ARMOR. ;hoppingmad;;;; honestly, this is slightly disappointing to me. makes the series 8% less interesting. (tho a few more things you haven't gotten to yet make more sense :B ) prequel (midquel?) stuff annoys me. really hard to do it well and make people give a crap about it. THO! this one will likely be an exception since everyone will care what happens to mando and yodagain. but see here's where my aversion to midquels comes in... nowhere in any of the new movies, etc. do mando and yodagain show up in the story. so, whatever adventure they have us on here, doesn't matter to the central theme of the star wars universen. tho i suppose, 1000 years from now yodagain could be a master jedi type person. i've got it! when yodagain gets old, he trains a new jedi to lead a rebel alliance to defeat the BIGGEST STARKILLING DEATH STAR OF DESTRUCTION AND DEATH THE GALAXY HAS EVER SEEN!@#$@$# 5 times bigger than the starkiller base! no! wait! 50 TIMES BIGGER!@@#$ OH MAN! THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS ONE DOWN!!!@#$@#$$@# unfortunately, to build a death star THAT big, requires one minor flaw in the architectural plan. there's no way to build one that big without this flaw. i think maybe it's ventilation? but anyway, we aren't worried because the plans are being kept safe and no one could exploit that flaw anyway because we have the UNIVERSE KILLER STAR so well protected. we aren't worried about it. oh! one last thing! how old was yoda when he died on dagobah ovur dare. my brain says 900 years old or something. but! i have NO IDEA where that crate came from. WIGGGIIINNNSSSSSSS!!@#$ (yes, suh, your crate is correct suh). WOW! not sure how my brain knows THAT but doesn't remember how many death stars there've been. :B i find the yodagain maturation process... a little off if he's a BABY at 50, but old and decrepitly dying at 900.... her eyes ARE pretty big... ;pipe;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 19, 2021 1:51:39 GMT
i had to look it up! i was like, wait, have I seen all teh movies? and the answer is no! i haven't seen the last one. and i think that's the end! like the end of the empire for good or something. well, you know. it looks that way but they can always be all, no! actually blah blah blah wasn't dead!! *continues movies forever*
haven't watched them in a long time!@?? you should be watching these annually!@#! semi-annually at least!@#! or maybe anally? not sure now...
i know. i know. but, it does fit the timeline. like the empire dissolved in just a few years and so now there are storm troopers floating arounf working freelance. but they got no knew armor coming in from teh ol powerful rich empire. but post kylo time it would be same same. but! did this series start after the last movie came out? i feel like it was before. so you can't stat a post trilogy sequel show when you haven't even finished the trilogy!@#!
true. but to me this is more a spinoff. a fun tale within the star wars universen but ultimately not connected to main plot in any way. like you mention below, with this whackado yoda growth system, which makes no sense whatsoever, newyoda won't be old enough during the kylo movies to do anything anyway. if 50 is a baby, i don't see how 75-80 will be helpful in anyway. and mando? well, he'll be bordering on an old man!
i love it!! maybe this super duper ultra galaxy killer super base of death will be powered by a black hole in the galaxies core!! oh man, i can't wait for these to come out! :hyper: ALL NEW CONTENT!@#$@!
way to go cratebrain thing that you has!! impressive and unimpressive at the same time. one of our amazing abilities!! but yes! i agree bigtime. a 50 year old baby makes no sense, really in any way! but especially if you only make it to 1000! if you're a baby at 50, then you should be dying at more like 5000! 2500 at least! but, if anything can happen, i suppose yodas could have a big growth spurt. go from baby to adolescence in a big jump and then another jump to adulthood. :shrug: or! maybe when someone said he was 50, they didn't know what they were talking about. or maybe that was like an exaggeration we didn't pick up on. like, THAT YODA IS LIKE 50 years old!@# but he's really like 10 or 12.
good point!! :eyeflash: why don't you join me, the water is just right. maybe we could whip up some more eggs quick. :eyeflash:
comment on new episode watched!! what was it? oh yeah, froggylady part 2! (that was a note to myself becuz i forgot last time!!
watched numero threeo!! fish people galore on a horrible fish/squid planet! i think that's its title.
it's whatshername from battlestar galactica!! Bo? Joe? i know it was a man in original series... the crate system is not serving me well now. wait! it was like starkiller or something. starman! starlord! stevey!! ... mulva?
anyway, she's some other faction of less zealoty mandalorians i guess. and she wants to rule mandoplanet or something. these mandalorians seem pretty badass? how come they keep getting wiped out?
more yoda eating times. i thought for sure he was going to eat a tadpole! we're like yelling at the screen, DON'T LET HIM PLAY WITH IT!! HE'S GONNA EAT IT!! SAVE YOUR BABIES!!!
so the empire has super sweet bite down suicide things, but you don't have a self-destruct for your ship? just have to try to crash it fast! it's the only way! hurry up ship! get in the ground!!
man! what a horrible fix up job on what is now turning into a pretty horrible ship!! those fish people are truly horrible. couldn't help but think of teh bobs!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 19, 2021 18:31:26 GMT
i had to look it up! i was like, wait, have I seen all teh movies? and the answer is no! i haven't seen the last one. and i think that's the end! like the end of the empire for good or something. well, you know. it looks that way but they can always be all, no! actually blah blah blah wasn't dead!! *continues movies forever* isn't it called the last jedi? but i'm VERRRYYYY ;suspicious; about them ever actually committing to anything being the end of star wars. too much money involved! it's one of the most popular franchises disney owns! hell, mandalorian is practically driving their Disney+ subscriptions by itself!@#$#@ so even if that movie ends up somehow being the last JEDI movie, they'll keep doing star wars stuff i have no doubt. i think my skills could handle watching those anally... seems like something that would be right up their alley! ifywim. i'm not 100% sure that's correct about mandalorian coming out pre-final movie. but as you state below this is a spinoff and that shouldn't matter anyway. god dammit. WIGGINS@@#$@#$@# (sigh... yes, suhhh) check into this timeline history thing for me. and a sandwich would be delightful BUT NOT PEANUT BUTTER YOU LAZY SACK!@#$ yes.. suh... Ok so chapter 1 of mando first aired 11/12/2019. teh last jedi ovur dare came out.... drumroll pleeez..... oh! wiggins tells me "teh last jedi" was NOT the final movie.. (i mean of course not! why would the last movie be called the last movie! wouldn't want anything in this fucking series to make any sense!@#$ ) anyway.. that one i saw! and it was good!~ the final movie was "the rise of skywalker" and came out 12/20/2019! soo.... it was very close! but mandalorian started JUUUSSTT before the final movie came out. i think disney was trying to capitalize on the hype of the final movie by putting it out then. my memory senses are tingling now that i dig into it. they didn't drop the whole series at once like netflix does.. so chapter 8, the last episode of season 1 actually aired a week AFTER the final movie came out. anyway! this doesn't really help or mean anything but i was curious. i certainly don't think anything in mando or the movie would have given anything away in either one! mando, as you state, is an unrelated spinoff. and on the armor, if you're JUST taking that one piece of evidence... (that evidence being old dirty armor) the timeline could be almost anything!@# but you already knew the timeline going in! so you saw dirty armor and were "yep of course! fits perfectly" *nods along to plot* (now i'm picturing kramer eating chicken in his bed bouncing arounf happily... that is SOOO you watching this and understanding the timeline..) anyway! i'm just saying, the armor fact fit snugly into what you already knew and so you didn't even really think about any other possibility. i had NO knowledge whatsoever and so was ;pipe;ing the whole time!@#$ just different viewing experiences being hased. old man solo and princess leia and all them had roles in the new movies! so age wouldn't have to keep mando out of them. only him not being involved in that plotline, or, this series kills him off at some point. i get the feeling, if they ever wrap this series up for good, old mando is gonna have to give his life to save yodagain. but who knows. YES! BLACK HOLES ARE GREAT PLOT DEVICES!@#$ OH MAN!@#$ maybe we should start riting it!@#$ *yodagain saves teh day by eating it* i thought the tracker thing the bounty hunters got was precise! HERE IS THE AGE OF YOUR TARGET. AND A HANDY BLINKING LIGHT TO LOCATE HIM BY!@#$ so if we take 50=baby.. lets say he's a year old in normal babyness. if he lives to be "80" years old... that's 4,000 years!@#$@#$ either we are missing something or the writers did! or they're going to explain it away somehow! tho i'm having a hard time coming up with an adequate explanation. "yes, the second 50 years they mature much more rapidly blah blah" so when he's 100 he's full grown and can have 800 years of mature wiseness. :\ wait, that's pretty much what you already said above. sorry. CARRY ON!!@# if not it definitely SHOULD be the title, cuz i know exactly which episode that is based on that title!@#$@$ ;hyper;;; mando riters: wad if we did pirates of teh carribean davey jones... but in space... BRILLIANT!@#$ STARBUCK12@#$@#$#$@$ was it just me... or was she kind of horrible.... there are times when the actors have to say certain lines and it just doesn't... i dunno. feel authentic. i forget what she was talking about now, planet names or something, and the names are totally absurd and made up. and the way she says it just made me kind of chuckle at how horrible it was. yes, when agobain went to shawadoga and blabagoohhh.... yeah that was weird! like wait. mando is like some seventh day adventist version of mandalorian? i didn't even know they HAD factions!@#$ i thought when starbuck and the other mandoladies took their helmets off they were gonna be fake mandos! i suppose that's what the show was going for, since the marshall episode was like that. GOOD JOB SHOW WITH FOOLING US!!@#$ i know!@# again the show knew we were gonna think that!!@#$ lmaooooooo i did enjoy the squid on his face from his soup! he seemed very unperturbed about the whole thing!!@#$ tbh, we really thought we could crash much faster than that. ;stuburn;; ;hyper;; you mean these bobs? HEY! FISH PEOPLE!!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 21, 2021 2:21:31 GMT
oh man this is long!
that's what she said.
of course it's not!! :hyper:
for sure. so i just looked up a list of star wars movies. holy crap! there are tons listed there i hasn't seen! i'll come back to this in teh future!
hmm, that is true. if your skills are off doing things, besides harassing regular good skills, it's stuff like this.
huh. i didn't really know any of this stuff. i was only speculating based loosely on brain crates about when things came out in teh past. you have to keep in mind that i live in a weird bubble over here, and colombia was too, don't really see much in the way of commercials, and barely go to movies. so i lose track of stuff pretty easy... just like i've lost track of my point!
pretty accurate really!! swap in some homemade popcorn for the chicken, kernels flying everywhere, and you got it!
well yeah, they could be IN the movies. i'm just saying they wouldn't have much bearing on the fighting the first order main plot. oh, there is a tie in with the next episode watched. I'll add this to the end.
oh man! double pefection. yoda eats to save! beautiful! i guess we SHOULD rite this.
so angie pointed out that we call it a baby, but it's not really a baby. and also Yoda was tiny, so this tiny babyyoda is really not that much smaller than yoda full grown. he's pretty baby like, but i do agree we don't have to equate him to 1 year old status. so i'm like, ok, i'm fine with babyyoda timeline. plus there is more but that is from the new episode the Jedi, which i'll discuss further below.
i knew those squid face things looked familiar!@!@
right!! i was closer than i thought!
not just you brother. i was right there with you. something about the acting yeah, made it seem more horrible than the rest of the universe, which is basically the same!
yeah, the show is good at that. tho when the fish double-cross him, i'm like, ah here we go. here's teh show we know! practically every single person he hires or deals with tries to fuck him over.
don't play with your food.
my bad, the superfast crash is totally a solid plan! carry on!
the bob universe bobs! they have the fish guy from star wars as their computer avatar or whatever! tho these bobs are good bobs to think of too.
and i watched 2 more episodes!!
so the siege was the title of the next one. i'm not following the title. it was over and we were like? was that a siege? i guess i don't think of that as a siege, but whatever. a good episode in the sense of moving the plot forward. in the end the x-wing pilot policeman is interviewing people and stuff. he tells whatshername, the lady fighter lady, that they need the people in the outrim's help to stop what's happening out there. and :shh: the answer is the first order!! so to continue on from above and the new movie tie in. the answer is they do not help enough because the answer is the first order does rise to power and they come from the outer rim!! FYI! HTH!
then watched next one too, are you this far? i assume you are way past me but then maybe you slowed down and waited for me to catch up. :dunno:
The Jedi:
man the planets out here are terrible!! this planet is like death! so who is this lady that is in charge of this town? someone said at some point, the jedi i assume, but i didn't quite catch it/follow it. but it sounded like she must be a hundred years old! something about her planet being wiped out or something, and now she's horrible.
so babyyoda has a name! GOKURU OR SOMETHING! i guess babyoda is an anime character! and, he was already being trained in the old jedi training temple or wherever! so, that goes with what i was saying earlier, that he's not a baby. he just looks and acts like a baby! making him cuter and more appealing to a wider audience. which is star wars shtick BIG TIME!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 21, 2021 17:21:01 GMT
oh man this is long! that's what she said.*snicker* :B but also ;hyper; ;highfive;; YOU MAKE A FINE POINT GODO BROTHER well he still acts like a baby ;stuburn;; also his size is pretty small still compared to full grown yoda. ;doublestuburn; also in the mandalorian universen he is referred to as "the child". well. until we know wad he's called. so not BABY, but still a child. ;triplestuburn;; ;whew; i guess she was all HAY I'M STAREBOOK EYE DUN NEEDZ TO ACT!@#$ :/ ooohhhh THOSE bobs!@#$ lol! i had completely forgotten them! those are book characters not movie characters! they don't mix in my head i guess!!@# ;pipe; good job brother!!@# it is making sense on me now!@# lol brother! i am done and have been for some time!@# also i think you're getting close! there aren't that many eps. yeah i don't remember. maybe hers was one the death stars blowed up? i don't recall. i thought it was cool how the mando armor isn't lightsaberable! also i guess mandos and jedis are ancient enemies!@# crazy! GROGU!!@# well, those jedi train kids pretty young tho! too bad mando can't talk mind to mind with him. also i just looked and you only have 3 episodes left ovur dare.
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