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Post by isthisamo on Feb 22, 2021 7:41:24 GMT
well he still acts like a baby ;stuburn;; also his size is pretty small still compared to full grown yoda. ;doublestuburn; also in the mandalorian universen he is referred to as "the child". well. until we know wad he's called. so not BABY, but still a child. ;triplestuburn;; but, calling him a child is different than baby! you're making MY point! also, as far as size he's 2'2" tall, as an adult. that is very short!! that baby is already over a foot, 16" according to one source. so he only has to grow like 10 more inches! apparently she's right! :hyper: i guess that makes sense. not really. i'm glad teh sense is all over you know. well, you made a comment that this forum is making your watching of them more enjoyable, like it was still happening! so i was confused. oh yeah, that was cool. i was like, wow! that marlorsteel or whatever it is is pretty amazing stuff!!! i was thinking of this guy. true, but i'm just saying he's a child, a very developmentally young child, possibly stunted more by the trauma since fleeing the jedi temple where he probably watched fellow jedi children get slaughtered! but also he totally makes baby kooing noises!!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 22, 2021 15:22:30 GMT
but, calling him a child is different than baby! you're making MY point! also, as far as size he's 2'2" tall, as an adult. that is very short!! that baby is already over a foot, 16" according to one source. so he only has to grow like 10 more inches! boy, we are deep in the bowels of star wars land here. halp! i'm trapped in yodahightville!@# how does a source know yodagain's height!@# fuck. god dammit. i just googled yoda. my intent was to get a picture of him next to luke or someone to see if 2'2" makes any sense. but the first thing i see is the main google blurb on yoda! which states: "Small in size but wise and powerful, he trained Jedi for over 800 years...." TRAINED JEDI FOR OVER 800 YEARS!@# YODAGAIN NEEDS TO PICK UP THE PACE!@# so there has to be some burst of maturity here in these next 50 years!~@#$ or maybe yodoriginal was a quick developing yoda! instayoda or something. :/ like we're looking at this backwards. yodagain isn't developing slow, yoda was ahead of his time!@# found an ok pic to figure height and it works. i mean old yoda being 2'2". it would make luke between 5'6" - 5'9" ish. and he doesn't strike me as super tall. i suppose i shouldn't have questioned it since yodoriginal was a physical puppet that someone could measure. and considering the detail with which the SW universe is catalogued and picked apart.. someone measured it! i guess our main issue is that GROGU looks and acts like a baby! or at least a toddler! tho "teenage yoda" just doesn't have the marketability of baby yoda! so that makes sense. but i think they overshot by making him 50. they likely did it to throw people off the scent in the beginning so the reveal was more surprising that the target was yodagain, but developmentally i'm not sure it holds water. ah, right. indeed i did say that. poorly worded! this discussion is enjoyable! and i watched the show recently enough that i have still have vague memories of it to draw upon! yeah i guess i get why it's so valuable now! weird! i never think of anime guys! :/ boy you sure do like to make excuses for poor little stupid baby yodagain! smh. lol. exactly! i mean it sounds like they are using literal human baby coos and ahhs and things!@#$@$# GAH!@#$ PS: edited to show you the depths to which i will sink sometimes!!@# here you go:
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 23, 2021 3:51:59 GMT
boy, we are deep in the bowels of star wars land here. halp! i'm trapped in yodahightville!@# how does a source know yodagain's height!@# oh! we're in bowels here! apparently they calculated it based on things he's next to that they do know the height of, don't remember if that was mando or what. oh! maybe! if someone told me this goyoda is going to be traning jedi in 50 years, i'd say "i don't think so!" possibly in a jerry seinfeldesque voice! i'm not sure he'll be able to talk in 50 years!! that's what i figured. just double checking. ok. we got this settled! but i can't stop typing. fingers!! move along!! i guess mandalorians are fine with you hasing it as long as it isn't armor! then they draw the line!! i guess i do. i wouldn't have thought that i do, but obviously i would have thought wrong at that thinking time that didn't happen! i'm trying to have it make sense but then it keeps not making sense and i'm like SELF!! WHAT ABOUT THIS!? self, that's good! however, that still doesn't answer this. DAMMIT SELF!@ JUST LET ME HAVE ONE OF THESE THISES!!! sorry self, no can do! gurgle gurgle goo goo. *sticks everything in mouth. *totally not a baby tho. wow! so luke is 2 1/2 yodas tall! interesting. about the same as you!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 23, 2021 14:18:40 GMT
oh! we're in bowels here! apparently they calculated it based on things he's next to that they do know the height of, don't remember if that was mando or what. seinfeldvoice: but i don't WANNA be in the bowels. also! now i am imagining a scientist watching every minute of yoda footage (pre internet) and doing frantic calculations. literally measuring him against everything possible, scribbling in a notebook, drawing up graphs and things. finally puts his pencil down and wipes his brow: DEFINITELY 2 FEET 2 INCHES TALL!@# ;vernoog; reminds me of the whale bit from brian regan. *tosts report on desk* here's what the whales are sayin. yeah, frank figured it out. ;shrug; goyoda? ;headscratch; (coming back around to this... is that your attempt at combining yoda and grogu? must be. ;pipe; ) i guess maybe he starts training people with gurgle goos and stuff!! :/ HAY!@# GET THAT METAL OUT OF THAT SHAPE1@#@#$@# *they quickly melt it into the shape of a bird or something* that's better! also, wad kind of melty fire thing was that chick using to melt the metal that won't get cut by lightsabers! i'm not sure i understand metal. or lightsabers.. you: i sure do never think of anime guys! oh man, just like grokoruzan amirite! heheh. (pst i don't actually know any anime person names ) i've got it! grogu is totally mature and wise bigtime! he's just playing everyone! :/ GOD DAMMIT QUIT CALLING THIS OBVIOUSLY NOT A BABY CREATURE A BABY!@#$ :twak;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 24, 2021 9:07:23 GMT
seinfeldvoice: but i don't WANNA be in the bowels. want's got nothin to do with it kid. - han solo voice that is what it was like!! here's how tall all the various yodas were. *tost good job brother! it is! i guess groyoda would be more accurate, but that also sucks! more like don'tgroyoda!! now you're making sense!! amazing. also, me neither! i guess it was a fire that is hotter than light sabers!! that would be my guess. :pipe: that is clear!! also, that is totally me bigtime! actually, i'm fine with this. i gotta bigger fish to fry here!! ok, now this is genius!! maybe so! he's totally probably using the force to help make his baby acting even more believable!! SELF!! FORCE GURGLE!! STAT!! *everyone believes his baby noise bigtime* well we hadn't figured all out back when i wrote that!@#!@# :screamears:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 24, 2021 14:31:43 GMT
want's got nothin to do with it kid. - han solo voice gah!@#$ BUT THEN WHAT KIND OF METAL MAKES THE ARMOR MOLDS!@#@#$ ;ballhands;;;;; i feel like i'm in a viscous circle here!@#$ forcegurgle! forcecoo! forceputeverythinginurmouf! oh wait you can do that with hands! also keep it up it's totally working!@# i guess that was what his initial training was! cooing and gurgling!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 26, 2021 7:39:00 GMT
great gifs brother!! you ARE bad at metal understanding things!! the answer is teh molds are not metal!!! those are big fish!! yoda can use the force however he wants!@! this explains everything, and therefore is perfect!! force dancing probably
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 26, 2021 15:40:20 GMT
great gifs brother!! thank you! also ricky gervais is teh baest! tho he looks weird in this one above. i suppose that's true!@# also teh wife and i tried to watch the UK version of the office recently and couldn't get into it. don't know if it is true throughout, but the first episode is 100% chock full of stuff the US version did. like, i knew the US version was based on the UK one, but i didn't realize entire plots and characters and scripts etc were verbatim transferred over! there's a michael (obviously - ricky gervais), a jim (the guy from hitchiker's guide to the galaxy), a dwight, a pam... it's just... WEIRD. and uk jim puts uk dwights stapler in jello and i'm like, ehh... why am i watching this..... ANYWAY! MANDALORIAN AMIRITE
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 27, 2021 3:12:54 GMT
thank you! also ricky gervais is teh baest! tho he looks weird in this one above. at least you're good with it! yeah, i liked it, but i watched a long time ago before i had watched like a million seasons of the US version! hell, i didn't even finishing watching that! I think i've only seen like maybe 4 of those seasons. the UK version was over in like 2 or 3, so it was pretty easy to get through, for me. but I could totally see why it would be rough to watch basically another version of something you have watched A LOT of. it's like, i like ricky gervais is much as the next guy, maybe even more, but there is only so much office one can watch probably. we watched another episode! WIGGINS! what was it called?! apparently it was called The Tragedy suh. huh. thanks wigsy! i guess it was tragic. i mean, no one died or anything, but ok. yes suh. will that be all suh? yes wiggers, thanks. so yeah, mando takes babyoda to the seeing rock (on Tython apparently) and he doesn't do anything at first, but then he touches the rock and glowy force stuff shoots out of the rock and washes over him and into the sky and he closes his eyes and stuff and is in some sort of babyoda jedi seeing trance! and it's also like a forcefield cuz mando can't get through it and all hell is breaking loose everywhere else! Anyway, you get to see Boba Fett! he is ANGRY! not sure why exactly. i mean, i guess there is plenty to be angry about. We're happy about the lady assassin (Fennec apparently) character being back. that was a LOT of storm troopers flooding out of that first ship! it was like they multiplied after they came out! also, that was a weird weapon Boba Fett was using. some sort of staff whacker stabber stick! anyway, that was some tough timing as far as babyoda stopping his jedi force-seeing like seconds after mando checks on him! those new warrior things moff gideon sent, ARC Troopers i guess they are called, seemed pretty badass. so now they have to save babyoda. those were some rough digs they're keeping him in, clean, but not too comfy looking. oh, it was pretty great watching babyoda throwing the storm troopers around and choking them and stuff!
i assume the last 2 episodes of the season will be saving Grogu with this new band of mando, boba fett, and some badass assassin lady. there is a lot of i owe you loyalty type stuff going on, but that's fine.
kind of a stream of consciousness post there, but i'm done.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 27, 2021 15:40:44 GMT
yeah, i liked it, but i watched a long time ago before i had watched like a million seasons of the US version! hell, i didn't even finishing watching that! I think i've only seen like maybe 4 of those seasons. the UK version was over in like 2 or 3, so it was pretty easy to get through, for me. but I could totally see why it would be rough to watch basically another version of something you have watched A LOT of. it's like, i like ricky gervais is much as the next guy, maybe even more, but there is only so much office one can watch probably. exactly right. i guess i thought the US one was more loosely based on it and there would be different jokes and things, even if the tone of the show was similar. but it was straight up stuff i'd seen multiple times. oh well! brother! i remember this! spicy. boba fett is pretty badass! also they sure killed a lot of stormtroopers! despite that amazingly protective stormtrooper armor!!@# also yeah the flying trooper things... are like whaaaaaat... everything baby yoda does is teh bae! no way, you're so wrong that isn't ANYTHING like what the final episodes will be smh
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 3, 2021 9:53:45 GMT
you mean wiggers? :hyper: there's a scene in the next one (watched next one) where mando puts on crappy empire armor. it's not storm trooper, apparently it's drivesplodeytransports armor. these empire troops have THE WORST jobs!!! anyway, he puts that on and then he has to fight a bunch of pirates. and he goes to block some shaft they are swinging at him or whatever and the armor breaks and he falls down. pretty great. it's no beskar or whatever! it is unbelievable how useless empire armor is. it's one of the things that makes no sense in star wars. you have all these troops clad in this armor, why if it is freaking useless seemingly to any type of attack at all!!! so true.
pre-season finale episode - i think it's called mando head reveal
well, they are on their way to babyoda rescue!! a few things. again, star wars, you just have to let this stuff go, but we have this place to discuss, so whatever. that was pretty ridiculous plot device to have mando remove his helmet. so the terminal has to scan your face, ok... but it doesn't matter who your face is!!!?? just any face!? what's the point in that?!! it MAKES NO SENSE!! our security is that we aren't giving out any sensitive information to people who don't have faces!@#!@#@!# :stuburn:!@#!@# :pointstohaid:!!
how do you think we got to rule teh galaxy!!! with are armor!!?? haha!! amirite!!?? finally, maybe it will make sense in finale, but i don't really understand revealing to moff gidzy that you're coming for him! ENEMY WE ARE AFTER!! MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE HIGHEST ALERT WHEN WE ARRIVE!! TIA!! HTH!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 3, 2021 14:42:31 GMT
there's a scene in the next one (watched next one) where mando puts on crappy empire armor. it's not storm trooper, apparently it's drivesplodeytransports armor. these empire troops have THE WORST jobs!!! anyway, he puts that on and then he has to fight a bunch of pirates. and he goes to block some shaft they are swinging at him or whatever and the armor breaks and he falls down. pretty great. it's no beskar or whatever! it is unbelievable how useless empire armor is. it's one of the things that makes no sense in star wars. you have all these troops clad in this armor, why if it is freaking useless seemingly to any type of attack at all!!! well, at least it slows them down and makes it harder to move and see and stuff!@@# hey empire! you could save a lot of time and money if you just clad all ur troopers in loincloths!@# hth! tia! maybe they are just overrun with white plastic and it's the only thing they can think to do with it!@# WE HAVE TO GET RID OF IT SOMEHOW!@#$ ;screamears;;; pretty sure that's right. hey mando, show us ur head! ;leer; *he does* *its amazing* duh! anyone that doesn't have a face is very untrustworthy!!@# makes perfect sense! LOOK OUT MOFFYBOY!@# A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WITH FACES ARE COMING! AND WE ARE ANGRY!@# ;hyper;; also... it took longer than i had imagined, but i'm beginning to lose my memories from this show.... ack... *forcegurgle* i do recall a few tidbits from teh finale tho... so we should be good! for now!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2021 0:56:13 GMT
but then isn't that it, for now?
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 4, 2021 14:36:34 GMT
yes, season three is in teh works but i don't think it comes out until next year some time.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 23, 2021 1:35:27 GMT
Watched final season finale!
i still got a little surprise with luke being all CGIed! that felt extremely poorly done! did they even get mark hamill to do the voice? so i take it back a little bit about spoilers. i mean, you knew it was a jedi coming, but i wouldn't have realized it was luke. not a huge deal. but i missed that little surprise.
ok ok. the episode. despite complaints below, it's just cuz i have a place to discuss, overall i did enjoy the episode and the series.
so a couple things. first is the sword and it being for the leader of Mando or whatever that planet is, Mandalore. what? that makes no sense! some weird light saber sword determines the leader of the mandalorians?! they don't even USE SWORDS!@#!@# and light sabers are the tool of their apparent sworn enemies the jedi! but apparently this will be a large plot point going forward since this ladymando, who i'm pretty convinced is evil, or becoming evil, will have to fight mando for it. for the sword being so crucial to ladymando's plan, she sure didn't plan it very well. i guess that's the price you pay for keeping your evil plans all secret.
ok, NEXT! this is typical star wars, but whatever, it always erks me. luke coming and just walking through all the dark troopers like they are just a little trash in his way. he should have had a lot more trouble with those troopers. for that many of them to give him zero trouble whatsoever is ridiculous. star wars has established in previous movies or whatever that jedi cannot fight off infinite laser fire. like they can deflect it with their sabers, but only to a point. anyway, don't care for it when they have those scenes where the jedi is basically invincible and can mow through anything. hello!! they are wiped out!! are they invincible or not!? PLUS, there was 4 more people who can fight just sitting in the bridge! they could have gone out and helped! that would have made way more sense. luke comes in and with his help they are able to fend off the dark troopers.
ok, how about a positive. i loved that the dark troopers were basically punching robots. they were SO punchy! they just punched everything! :hyper: that seemed to be their main strength. which i thought was pretty great. otherwise it looked like they just held regular blasters and can fly. i don't understand why something like that wouldn't bust out more powerful weaponry. but i guess why bother when you have the super punch!
OK! on to our super sweet video on season 3 predicts!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 23, 2021 14:03:57 GMT
i did find the supersword / mando world lady plot to be the weakest and most annoying of the series. so... general gus was the "ruler" of mandoland? cuz he's had it until now? i think they were saying it's symbolic. i dunno. and starbuck is just so annoying, my god.
as for luke and jedi. maybe they'd be better off if they didn't turn evil all the time and kill whole schools full of jedi children!@# ;hyper;; also, agreed with the laser fire. he can basically ward off unlimited blaster laster fire bullets? maybe it's just cuz stormtroopers have horrible aim so even tho they are shooting tons of blasters, most of the shots are missing so he really only has to ward off like 1 out of 10 shots. also that scene was reminiscent of the one where darth vader mows through everything trying to get the death star plans!@# wonder if that's what they were going for.
so, this is how bad my memory is... did luke take grogu then? or do we know? memory turning to hazemushhhh...... i should probably rewatch very end before riting down predictions. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 24, 2021 2:08:52 GMT
i did find the supersword / mando world lady plot to be the weakest and most annoying of the series. so... general gus was the "ruler" of mandoland? cuz he's had it until now? i think they were saying it's symbolic. i dunno. and starbuck is just so annoying, my god. yeah, i can't put my finger on her horriblity. is it the way she's acting? is she acting weird cuz she's shifty and actually evil? is she just horrible? is it residue from her as Starbuck, which was also a pretty horrible character, if i recall? don't know, but i kinda hate her. yeah, but that's just another annoyance then, these are super dark troopers and are droids!! they should be aiming with near perfection!! they're god damn robots!! and super duper dark! i guess they fully concentrated on the punching and flying but not the shooting straight. ha, yes, grogu went with luke. babyoda was not feeling it, but then he saw R2D2 and everybody loves R2 and so did grogu of course, and so then he was down with going.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 24, 2021 12:53:44 GMT
yeah, but that's just another annoyance then, these are super dark troopers and are droids!! they should be aiming with near perfection!! they're god damn robots!! and super duper dark! i guess they fully concentrated on the punching and flying but not the shooting straight. lol the "bb code" for that smiley is "not amused"! indeed fine message bored, indeed. also right i guess i was thinking normal stormtroopers.. you would definitely think the super badass black robot troopers would aim straight!@# heck! earlier in the series there was that bounty hunter droid thing that fired perfectly willy nilly in full circles!@#$@# just bing bang boom dead dead dead. i'd think the empire could copy that aiming tech for their super scary puncho-bots@#$ NOW I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MAD! :hoppingmad;;;; like, imagine a squadron of the bounty bot badboys! paint them black and program them to kill jedi's! seems like a no brainer. combine the spinning arm blaster aiming tech with super puncho / flying / scaauurryyy black shinyness and NOW we've got something! oh yeah! forgot aboot teh R2 piece. HAY R2 BUDDY! beepiddyboop.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 25, 2021 7:22:39 GMT
alright! so we're ready! maybe this weekend? :ballhands:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 25, 2021 14:41:03 GMT
ehh... *makes note to make some notes* :B BROTHER! I'M AS READY AS I COULD POSSIBLY BE!@#$
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