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Post by ditkanate on Mar 3, 2021 15:12:09 GMT
what's funny, is this seems right based on what we've seen. maybe tost some storm troopers around. but they are rarely available!! i mean, he gets tired, but he's powerful enough to forcetost giant rhino type monsters and stormtroopers and stuff! *coos and eats* poor wording on my part in that case. since the person i'm discussing the book with is unaffected by spoilers, which are a real thing that exist, i will not worry about guarding my comments! ;drool;;; ;yes; ;hyper;; i dunno. maybe by the end all will be clear and during our review we can pretend i understood it perfectly the whole way! i mean, it's obvious what's happening anyway! duh.. exactly!@# it doesn't use her energy! thanks for the info tshitface! well, no. minor detila there. also he's sploded now, so.... exactly!@# i will be deeply and personally offended if i wake up with all of my limbs on my person instead of in ur belly. so... finished chapter 9... which you have also. did anything else happen? i gez not. she's on her way to wherever she's going. sent some messages out to people (that will get there in 11 years or whatever? ) and has snuggled in for teh ride! oh! i did appreciate that she actually took a moment or two to experiment with the suit to see if she could get it to do stef. also she touched her vag.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 4, 2021 10:40:03 GMT
poor wording on my part in that case. since the person i'm discussing the book with is unaffected by spoilers, which are a real thing that exist, i will not worry about guarding my comments! well! it would still be nice if you at least tell me wad chapter ur typing about!! :screamears: well, it is wad we do! our specialty! i suppose there isn't a real reason to make our viewers think you are ... as dumb as they think you are! when in fact they have no idea of the depths of ununderstanding!! although, as per usual, it seemed like Kira completely ignored this crucial piece of info! i feel like kira and all of us readers were thankful when he climbed into that freezer tube sleepy fly long ways thingy. i know i was! *this is awkward... WELL!! GNIGHT! DON'T LET THE FREEZER BUGS BITE! TIA! yes, that was good. she definitely seems to be coming around to the ol suit. speaking of which, i read the next, ehh, whatever it was! i guess we're not going to have a chapter now! we're reading exenfrugens or something! the first of many maybe! it said exnutty 1 or something. anyway. she's flying along. she ate all her rations. has no idea how long it's been. no idea what's going on. not going to check. just going to go to sleep! and maybe sleep forever! is this the book now!?? is she just going to sleep in the stars now for 700 pages!@#!# oh god!! but she's supposed to eat legsteak!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 4, 2021 15:27:08 GMT
well! it would still be nice if you at least tell me wad chapter ur typing about!! :screamears: OH FFS!@#@#$@$ HAY BROSEF, U WANNA DO SUM BUK REEVUES? does she? what is she supposed to be doing with this info exactly? all she's doing is riding on a spaceship!@# HAY SOOT! DON'T USE MY ENERGY SOME MORE! *it doesn't* HOORAY! ;highfive;; *suit makes some more dust* :/ wait is that suit poop? you suuure you don't want a little taste before i get freezer burned? just a sample maybe? it's really good! tender. juicy... no? just get in the freezer tube thing? ok, ok. your loss!!@ boy, i will just never understand people. well obv is on autopilot!@# or ehh.. what's that shipmind called? Alan? Mulva? Shipmulva does all the work! she's just gonna try to sleep teh journey away. makes sense to me!@# so, yeah, i finished Part 1 or wadever. and she still thinks maybe the suit was made by teh graspers... we really don't know squat at this point. i assume her dreams are suitdreams and leaving clues as to suit origins and whatever. ALSO HER SUIT IS NAMED TEH SOFT BLADE OR SOMETHING HORRIBLE!@# and was waiting for teh calling for many moons as it were. sounds like eons. like, the stars changed positions in teh sky that's how long. so who knows where this story is going. theory: teh SOFTBLAYD works so good on kira and her vag that the suit was designed by and made for humans! but it was so long ago now, no one even remembers we made it to teh stars before! i dunno that's prolly stupid, its just a dumb old graspersuit. grasperenemysuit? gah! WAKE UP EAT A LEG AND FIGURE THIS CRAP OUT KIRA!@# ;cussing;;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 5, 2021 6:23:54 GMT
this is an accurate description of teh future. and past!
good point. i don't know.
i'm pretty sure it is!! is THAT food?!
what r u gonna do!!?? eat suit poop!@! :crazy:
Read chapter 1 of part 2! so my reply runs in with teh new info ovur dare!
i don't have a problem with her sleeping. just not sure about signing up for the complete lack of knowing anything. i sure hope this ship computer, alan sounds right, is good!! but, it turns out it's like her suit is also got cryo-like abilities apparently. it seemed like she was out there forever, but then it was just like an extra week!!
so strange. i didn't get that at all, about it being made by teh graspers. i put my 100% guarantee stamp on it, the graspers DID NOT make the suit! they are AFTER THE SUIT! if they made it, they would already has it!
actually, that's a pretty good theory.
Anyway, she wakes up and she floated right through cygni 61 or whatever. and she's on some ship. and it's about to be attacked by what we are now calling jellies apparently. she's keepin her suit secert by calling it a skinsuit! makes sense. people would assume that, vs that she's covered in an alien! tho, if it starts spiking people to death, they might get suspicious!! also! why does your suit poop dust??! that's a bit weird, Ellen is it? I hope you didn't pay TOO much for your suit that poops!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 5, 2021 15:58:26 GMT
this is an accurate description of teh future. and past! HAY BRO U WANA RITE BILLYONS UV HORRIBL WURDZ 2 EACH OTHR? HAY BRO SHUD WE START A HORIBL FOREARM WIF CUZTOM SMIELYS? HAY BRO U WANA DO A PUDCOOST? HAY! BRO! TEH INTERNETZ IS OBV CLAMORING FOR MORE US! HOWZ ABOOT UTOOB REEVUZE? 100% that is us and likely will be until at least one of us is rotting dust! very green! i just eat my suit poop and it poops it out again and i eat it again! a fully self contained system!@#$ so, this was disappointing. APPARENTLY THERE WAS NO EATING OF THE HORRIBLE LIMBS!@# WTF I FEEL CHEATED. lol now i have a line from Canticle for Leibowitz in my haid! i dun think u read it but it is a far future where earth towned itself with nukes and there are horribly mutated people and they like to eat whatever! including people! and one of them grabs a dead guy and happily trots away chanting EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT. ahhh allow myself to amuse... myself. i think i missed the part where she signed up for that! really unsure what you are complaining about. i think your hatred of kira is making you extra hate everything she does and doesn't do or say or eat!@#$ she lives in a universen of shipminds and ai and overlays and implants n crap! u tell ur ship where ur goin and voila! alsoshesleptthewholeway. lmao yeah this part i don't get. she is half dead!@# the people and doctors are amazed she is alive, much less walk. and she only can cuz of the suit. then it's revealed that it was like a week extra, 80 some days total... i swear this author must have never missed a meal in his life. he gets hungry after an hour of not eating so to him a couple months with low rations is like, well, certainly she would have one foot in the grave! despite the supersuit of poopdust! if i made the trip duration any longer, no one would even believe she lived!!! *pointstohaid* oh dear, all this writing has made me peckish! that very well may be, but the book itself is acting like all options are on the table. it came right out and said it. i wasn't, like, reading into it or something... now, maybe the author is intentionally misleading, and your theory is right! the dream also had something about flesh splitting from flesh and being separated or something. gave me the impression that the suit and its creator have been separated for a long time, so who knows. see, now i wonder. lol. i read the suitdream and am thinking the suit and it's creator have been split up for millions, possibly even billions of years.. but this author. he's probably like YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT THE SUIT WAS SEPARATED FROM ITS CREATORS OVER 100 YEARS AGO... DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHH she only started saying it was a skinsuit after the ship people remarked about it! she's too :B to have thought of it on her own. HAY THAT SKINSUIT IS AWESOME WHAT DID IT COST! her: ahh.. what? ohh.. oh! yes. ahh.. skinsuit. sure, yes of course that's what it is.. ahhh... ummm.. GIFT! actually. yeah it was a gift. ;floet;; *alsomygiftmayspikeyoutodeathyoumightwanttostandback* HAY THOWZ R NETT JELLIES THAYR GRASPERS! MY ALIEN SKINSUIT TOLDED ME WHILE IT WAS BRIEFLY NOT POOPING!@# also apparently there are many versions of jellygraspers! but she has only seen teh testicle ones!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 6, 2021 17:02:06 GMT
Read halfway into chapter 2. of part 2. :B one quick note on previous chapter. she gets rescued and their doc is examining her. and he has... a stethoscope? really? we out here in space still using stethoscopes? struck me as a little old school! but, what do i know. so.. is it weird that she only gave them a false first name? yes i'm ensign maravick or whatever her name is. [self, pst, anonymity], uhhh yes. ellen! ELLEN maravick. ;floet; oh man she gottem gude! seems odd to me. anyway! i think i know y dis book is so long! here is one sentence i highlighted, that is completely useless. she enters the part of the ship where all the war refugees are living: THANK YOU, FINE AUTHOR FOR THAT WONDERFUL RECAP OF SPICY RESPONSES SHE GOT FROM TEH REFUGEES OVUR DARE! some looked some didn't none cared. like, what is that sentence accomplishing? i don't understand the need. i'm really hoping this super long book of suitpoopdust doesn't start pissing me off too much. oh! lol, so she is learning about the war via her free contacts and whatever. and we've found out the jellies tech is pretty far ahead of ours. AT LEAST 100 YEARS BROTHER! at least 100 years. i mean, i don't know how we're gonna keep up!@#$ he then proceeds to tell us that they have antigravity! hey, now, don't be jelly. (also, i had no idea this was coming when i roted my above post! ) anyway so i guess humans are about 100 yrs out from discovering teh secret to antigravity! probably sooner, cuz they'll capture some jellygrav and figure it owt! with our stethoscopes!@#$ his 100 year comment struck me as funny after us complaining about how NOT long kira was starving in the ship. apparently she's gonna be teh key to everything tho cuz she can speak jelly with the softblayddddd
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 7, 2021 3:00:30 GMT
i realized you are two posts ahead of me!! but i read through Pt. 2 Ch 2. so i'll catch up ovur dare! 100% that is us and likely will be until at least one of us is rotting dust! and then the other will be very similar, just with less brother action!! tho, i think the suit is really efficient so it just has dust waste which is a pretty big improvement over super smelly gross poop!!! yeah, eating that guys limbs now would really come out of left field! or maybe some of these refugees will start to eat each other. :dunno: it seemed she was a little too whatevs about the situation that's all. she seems pretty keen on not being put back into confinement or whatever. well, just falling asleep and then letting whatever is gonna happen to you happen is not a good plan!! it's just dumb luck that she is not in UMC quarantine again! though also it wasn't just the eating, it was time in zero g which towns ur muscles and bones. well! given what we know now, 100 YEARS IS A PRETTY GOOD GUESS!!! she is NOT good at planning ahead! but she is doing amazing with the winging it thing! well, other than killing her fiance and friends, and causing a war with jelly beans, and being wanted by the government-military-thing for more torture. Read halfway into chapter 2. of part 2. :B as i mentioned, i'm done with Ch. 2 so I will assume you are too by the time you read this. my brain annoyance section tingled a bit at this too. wait, what? i believe both first and last names she is using on this ship are fake. somebody that she used to know or something. he's really drawing you into the scene man!! like i'm really there! self! this is just like when i walk into any room with other people in it!! now i know wad is going on!! but also brother, you are exaggerating in the other direction. practically all our current technology happened in the last 100 years! so we went from nothing to wad we has now in 100 years, and computer-wise, only 50. so where will we be in 100 more years? that is really hard to say. is anti-gravity a bit of a stretch? do we know what year it is? i mean, these humans already have FTL!! i would think anti-grav is well within their grasp. yes, clearly Kira and this suit are the key to everything. so she's got a plan now! i'm not sold it's a good plan, though to be fair, her options are pretty limited stuck in a stinky hold on a ship with a bunch of horrible refugees! oh, those efemorals, or whatever they were called, they were pretty horrible! if you call me prisoner one more time! POW! right in the kisser!
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 8, 2021 1:54:51 GMT
Now who's blazing ahead!! Read Chapter 3 of Part II
So, spoilers, you know.
now realizing i don't have anything to say... so. chapter 3. it gets me going to do a recap. so she tells the captain and like 2 other people everything. shows them how the suit can cover her face as proof. i guess that was enough. and the doc examines her and then she goes to dinner and it's like, EVERYONE ON THE SHIP knows now. i guess, she really did a 180 on the secrecy thing!! and she's force-willing the suit to expose herself. i sense more vag time in our future!! jig!!
but then, at the end, the jellies are gonna meet them at the base station they're going to. i feel like this captain and crew may be in Kira's life longer than she thinks. the author kept having kira be all, well, just a few more days and i'm done with these people. no need to make much of an effort! so, for sure she's wrong and she'll be hanging with them and finding out that vishal uses armsteaks for his sweet meatballs!!
oh, when kira was in her bunk maybe. definitely more talk where kira is trying to convince herself that the suit wasn't made by the jellies. so she thinks it's possible, it's just that i don't. and i think the author is making it pretty clear now. the suit hates them and will help teh humans beat them down. i still like your idea of it being tech from humans from a forgotten age, like maybe more than 100 years ago!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 8, 2021 19:46:06 GMT
and then the other will be very similar, just with less brother action!! true! whoever is alive can just post here a bunch of SELF!@# SEAULLLFFF!@# SELF IT IS A TIP THAT BOOK SPICE ETC!!@# INDEED FINE SELF I AM IN AGREEANCE!!@# this whole dust thing is starting to confuse me! she wakes up again covered in "a fine layer of dust". ok, doesn't seem like a big deal. then "finally gets the mess cleaned up and hopes no one noticed"! what! JUST HOW MUCH DUST ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE!@# a fine layer does not strike me as a big deal. but then horribleshipmind HAY MEATBAG UR CLOGGIN UP MY SHIPSELF!@#$ *pea* i feel like i'm getting mixed dustmessages here!@#$@#$#@ at least that would be SOMETHING! jeez. i guess. but i like complaining about things. ;stuburn;; the jellybeans! you're doin great sweetie, keep up the good work. *pats on head* *gets impaled by horrible suit* opps. boy, i really screwed teh poochie on dat one! her name was kira navarez! so. ignore most everything i type. tia. hth. imo. jklol. you're right. i guess i'm just having trouble with all of it! we have cryo, implant devices, we've spread to a bunch of different stars, has shipminds, skinsuits... and stethoscopes? oh well. ;shrug; *reads more* ENTROPISTS!@#$ DON'T ASK THEM ABOUT TEH HEAT DEATH OF TEH UNIVERSE!@#$
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 9, 2021 14:53:40 GMT
now realizing i don't have anything to say... so. chapter 3. it gets me going to do a recap. so she tells the captain and like 2 other people everything. shows them how the suit can cover her face as proof. i guess that was enough. and the doc examines her and then she goes to dinner and it's like, EVERYONE ON THE SHIP knows now. i guess, she really did a 180 on the secrecy thing!! and she's force-willing the suit to expose herself. i sense more vag time in our future!! jig!! it definitely seemed like the author was foreshadowing future vagskin times! ;hyper;;; 1. obviously i think you are right because authors are not godo at hiding their intentions! 2. armeatballs! of course! that's the only way they'd have fresh meat up in space ovur dare! duh. man, i'm ashamed of myself that i didn't think of that. OH MAN! VISHAL DOC, THESE ARE AMAZING, U MADE THESE? vishal: uh... ;floet; yes, this was my day for teh cooking so for teh armeatballs, do you have to grind them up? or can you take an arm and just use a scooper? like a melonballer or whatever? :hyper;;; humans made these suits in a time before current recorded history! POSSIBLY AS MANY AS 200 YEARS AGO!@#@#$ duh duh DUHHHHHH...... also the current suit theory is maybe the beacon people made it! tho no one has any idea who or what the beacon people are. since, you know, all we've found is one abandoned beacon or wadever. :B i had a couple notes of my own from this chapter3: 1. so she finally looks at herself in teh mirror and is horrified. and i'm thinking... SHE HASN'T LOOKED AT HERSELF YET!@#@# ok, fine. she's been dustsuited for ehh.. 3 months or so? at least? including tons of time completely alone on the shuttle and you NEVER, not once, took a good look at urself? just the vag touch was all i could muster! ;stuburn; pretty NONCURIOUS for A LITERAL XENOBIOLOGIST!@#@#$ GAH1#@$@#$ i think i'm coming around on ur kirahate godo brother. ok, even if she hadn't been in front of a full length mirror until now. she has seen her arms and legs and whatever! i just couldn't believe her amount of surprise. anyway. moving on. 2. there was a line in this chapter. she was talking to the chonky gene edited (OH, YEAH WE CAN DO GENE EDITS TOO) lady from some high gravity planet or something and the lady finally says something back. and the author says "her voice was calm and vast". VAST!@@#$ WTF IS A VAST VOICE!@!# WAS IT ALSO YEE? HER VOICE HATH BEINTINE BOTH VAST AND YEE UPON THINE EARENTINES!@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 10, 2021 12:33:15 GMT
true! whoever is alive can just post here a bunch of SELF!@# SEAULLLFFF!@# SELF IT IS A TIP THAT BOOK SPICE ETC!!@# INDEED FINE SELF I AM IN AGREEANCE!!@# i wonder if i could actually do this? would it make me feel better? or horribly horribly worse?! i'm not sure! that's true! how much dust is there? it seemed to be linked to her eating, which is strange if the suit is not taking stuff from her? is she pooping? i feel like this is not an area that the author is being very clear on!@#!@# i just need SOME kind of human flesh eating!@ hey author! you're the one who got me all raring to go for it!@#!@ i wouldn't have even thought of it if you hadn't brought it up!@#!@ :pea: did you just have her kill her mother? that's a plausible future in this book. i give you that the stethoscope was a strange thing to stick in there. it was like the author's way of saying, IT IS A TIP THAT DOOOCTTOOOORRRR!@!@# :B i feel like she did, and they said like a couple things and that was that. it definitely seemed like the author was foreshadowing future vagskin times! ;hyper;;; if he never brings it up again i'm gonna have serious questions about this author's methodologies!@#!@#! i have a feeling, we may never know! AUTHOR! THESE ARE THE KINDS OF DETAILS WE NEED!@#@!# that's a long time!~@#!@ :stuburn: -- the author oh yeah, the beaconites. yeah we don't know anything about these beacon people. also, it's just a giant beacon. did they say? does it still, eh beacon? or is it just like a big old thing that is a giant broken beacon? yeah, it doesn't seem that bad to me, except for the way it's attached to her head and how she is bald now. is the rest of her bald too? i assume so! :leer: oh man! i missed the vastness!!! she clearly has a vast and yee voice tho. PT 2 - CHAPTER 4 Kriegsspiel
have to admit, don't know where that name for the chapter came from. and i have read it! so as you know, it's like i memorized it practically!@#! so the UMC or whoever have some super sweet death laser that seems pretty effective!! and of course they happened to disable a jelly bean that didn't splode!! so, they're after it. seems about it. i feel like the umc is going to notice them going after the downed jellyship!! and they may not be too super keen on the plan. but, what do i know. maybe they're too busy celebrating with armsteak meals!~ let's see, she doesn't get along with the cat. she hung out on the bridge or wherever, i guess it was smelly. seems ntg.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 10, 2021 17:40:26 GMT
i wonder if i could actually do this? would it make me feel better? or horribly horribly worse?! i'm not sure! it's like a tribute to the nonalive brother! also i have no idea if i could bring myself to do it either. SELF!@# seauuulff!@# self what!?? SELF IT IS A TIP THAT THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED!@#@#$ oh ffs self since when have i cared about THAT!@#$$#@ good point fine self and face upon thineself! carry on! WIGGINS! SANDWICH ME NOW!!!@#$#@$ ;hoppingmadcussing;;;; I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS CHICK IS POOPING!@#$ WTF!@#$ i guess that's us. also he keeps talking about the fucking dust!@# like, every chapter he mentions dust! chapter 4 again, she wakes up, shakes off teh suitdustpoop, goes on her merry way to eat armbreakfast. like, are we going somewhere with the dust thing? HAY REEDERZ DOWNT FORGETZ ABOOT TEH DUST!@#@$ TIA! HTH! ;pointstohaid;;; I SWEAR TO GOD THIS DUST PLOT BETTER PAY OFF AT SOME POINT! I'M WARNING YOU AUTHOR! *pea* exactly!@# i even quoted the well known author rule!!@# DON'T BRING SOMETHING UP IF YOU AREN'T GONNA FOLLOW THRU!~@# AND WE WERE PROMISED LIMBEATING! sure sure. in that context it makes sense. how else would we know! i mean, yeah the author TELLS us this vishal guy is a doctor, but i mean, he didn't mention a stethoscope or anything, so i'm feeling preeetttyyy ;suspicious;;; i think he's a jellybean pretending to be a doctor to infiltrate this horrible snailship!!@#$@$# the only way i'd ever be convinved otherwise is if i knew he had a stethoscope!@@# TEH JELLIES WOULD NEVER THINK TO IMITATE SUCH OLD DOCTORTECH!@# yeah, another letdown from what we were promised!@# this author is really bad at following through on things he's built up! DON'T AX DEM ABOUT TEH HEAT DEATH! oohh self i wonder y! *asks* *they answer* at some point someone is going to town her and she'll have to mindforce the suit aside right? tho, i mean, it seemed like the suit left her vag in working order, just, you know, covered in xenosuit! so it would mostly just be to make the towner more comfortable? HAY GUY RELAX! u can totally stick ur cock into that suithole down there. don't worry, i can feel my self-vag-nersves right through teh suit!!@# ahh... yeah. um... hmm... just not sure! oh well what the hell *town town towny town meat* i guess at that point you just hope the suit doesn't decide to spike ur manhood! maybe it helps out! extra suitvagnubbles for your pleasure!! ;leer; okimfinished. a lot of spice left on the table so far in this book! hopefully he harvests it at some point! that is very very much this author. no idea. i THINK it is just a giant broken found beacon! but i'm not 100% certain about that. don't think we've really gotten much info at all on the ollllld beaconites. oh she's bald baby. BALD bald. no gifs of george being rejected by the bald woman? come on gif ceo! brother i read it too! and i have no idea either! there were names of various places and ships and asteroids and things and i'm 99% sure none of them was kriegsspiel!! so ;dunno; maybe it's a jellybean word and it will make sense later. probably not. oh i know right? come on. kira: boy, if one could just get disabled or whatever, you could get me aboard! i mean i know that's pretty unlikely. *ship gets disabled by shrapnel perfectly* ;weary;;; SO THAT AUTHOR SETUP PLAYS OUT PERFECTLY AND INSTANTLY ALMOST BUT WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA IF KIRA IS POOPING? WOW! just wow. smh. yeah i think the only other thing i noticed in this chapter was this little insertine. i should find the actual page, but stuff is happening, like the battle is about to start, and out of nowhere there's this little paragraph where kira is like thinking to herself: OH IF ONLY I COULD GETS IN FRONTS OF A JELLYBEAN COMPUTER! THEN IMAGINE WHAT I COULD DO FINE SELF! it is almost beyond imagination! i'm paraphrasing, but then the story picks back up with the captain saying something... and i'm like.. what? where the f did that come from? also, how does she know they HAVE jellycomputers? or that she could work one if she got in front of it? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!@#$ i mean, if she ends up in front of one (and i'm assuming she will on this conveniently disabled ship), and can work it cuz of the suit or something, fine! tell me about it at that time! this insertine is doing nothing for me!@# and if she DOESN'T end up using a jellypc then i'm mad about THAT!@#$ so either i'm mad that you felt the need to obviously foreshadow this for no reason, or i'm mad that you didn't follow through. good work!
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 11, 2021 3:20:22 GMT
SELF!@# seauuulff!@# self what!?? SELF IT IS A TIP THAT THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED!@#@#$ oh ffs self since when have i cared about THAT!@#$$#@ good point fine self and face upon thineself! carry on! WIGGINS! SANDWICH ME NOW!!!@#$#@$ ;hoppingmadcussing;;;; well, you just sold it pretty good there. i'm totally into it now!! i forgot i could still have people like wiggins join me. yes! if this dust doesn't go anywhere. oh man! we will have another thing to be angry about in our review video! and pretty soon our vids are going to be making or breaking new books!! see further down i didn't even think of this!! so really, excellent thinking fine author!! now i really really know this doctor is the real deal, who also cooks up limbfoods! i guess this author is imitating real life. and real life is all about the promises and bigtime letdowns!!! *we finish teh book author: what? dust? oh, i just thought the dust was interesting! limb eating?! what!! of course no one was gonna actually eat limbs!! that was just a crazy dude! :shrug: who are you kidding!? just about anybody would jump at this chance! this should be the most amazing towning time i've ever had!@#! WHOO!@#!@# *bangs penis against xenosuit hmmm. i guess there is sooomme risk. well, at least there is a lot of book left for him to get to this spice harvest. ok, well, at least i don't feel like i missed a crucial beacon detail. again! who isn't signing up for this towning time?!! no one!! also, she is totally towning falconi in future towning times! i'm SURE of it!! oh man! this gif boss is the worst!@! take some management classes OR SOMETHING!@#!@# :pea: publisher: authorman! you forgot to name this chapter! author: hell, who cares! just make something up! pubs: how about kriegsspiel? author: FFS!@!# LEAVE ME ALONE! I WROTE 800 PAGES!@#! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!@#!@?? pubes: also it was disabled by the rock or iron launching thing that surely wasn't going to help at all but they figured what the hell we'll use it anyway. so there was NO WAY we could have seen THAT coming! yes!! exactly!!! WHAT. THE. HELL!@#@!#@ yeah, this author loves teh foreshadow! but, maybe he's like, i'll insert a bunch of fake foreshadows to throw them off!! and in that case, it is working bigtime!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 11, 2021 16:22:47 GMT
yes! if this dust doesn't go anywhere. oh man! we will have another thing to be angry about in our review video! and pretty soon our vids are going to be making or breaking new books!! he will rue the day he toyed with our dusthopes!!@# now i'm imagining us reviewing this book and talking about plot details that aren't even there! BROTHER I REALLY ENJOYED THE DISGUISED JELLYBEAN DOCTOR SUBPLOT!!@# ;hyper;;; AND THE ARMEATBALLS!!@# that makes sense. all the letdowns are just adding realism to teh book! makes it more believable! *not sure if brother has ever towned before* ;suspicious;;; yes. thankfully there is a crapton of book left! whew! and as we both know well, quantity is quantity!! IT'S AS GOOD AS HAPPENED! CONSIDER FALCONI DONE! ALSO WHILE WE ARE BUSY NAMING ALL UR CHAPTERS, WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP CALLING US PUBES!@#$ *pea* i guess these dumb pubes are pretty touchy. ;rolleyes; JUST DO UR PUBEJOB AND QUIT WHINING!@#$ ;twak;;; ;bowdown;; ok so read chapter 5: Extremis!!@#not sure wad was extremis aboot it. hmm. now i look at the note in my phone and it says Exremis... which also doesn't make any sense, so i guess it doesn't matter which one it is. NICE WORK AGAIN PUBES! jolly show chap! ehh... pretty small chapter - basically they are getting ready to board the jellybeangraspership. a couple of them have battle armor, so, that's cool i guess. i rote down a couple horrible quotes. so falconi was convincing teh crew why this was a greta idea or wadever. and the crew is worried about alive jellybeans waiting to town and kill them and things on the ship! so falconi says: no way no how!? who talks like that! it reads better if you chop that sentence. i think this guy could have used an editor..... ok, so they are getting right up close to teh jellyship and i guess it's big or whatever. also it "gleams and shone like the shell of an abalone". we got a lot of giant penis clams up there in teh outer space? an abalone? that's the gleamy surface description that springs to mind? cuz the jellys are sometimes tentacly or something? i dunno... some of this guys words.... and the way he puts them in order... are bothering me. i can't imagine these people borned on other planets immediately think of abalone when they see a gleaming ship surface!@# ALSO EARTH PEOPLE WOULDN'T EITHER!@#$ I ACTUALLY NEVER THINK OF ABALONE!@#$@#$#@ oh well... next chapter we should get some sweet jellybean ship action! so that's cool!
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 12, 2021 0:09:50 GMT
he will rue the day he toyed with our dusthopes!!@# this might be the title of our review! this all sounds fantastic to me! i'm not sure YOU have! :stuburn: first you knock on the skinsuit door to be let in, and ur penis is the best knocker. then the skinsuit vag door opens and you commence the good times! and then the suit gives you all kinds of huge bonuses probably! it's like you have no skinsuit towning imagination!@#@!# exactly!! whew! that is the only feeling you can have! although, i'm continually pretty spiced by this book. but, that may be do to our little discussion here. hey pubes! i'm not the one who picked ur jobs!! maybe instead of all ur stupid complaining you could do some editing and find all the horrible extra useless sentences i added!! me too! :highfive: hmm, i agree it doesn't make sense regardless of what it was called. i actually looked it up, and apparently "in extremis" means in extreme circumstances especially at the point of death. that doesn't seem to bode well for the boarding.... i was irritated again at Kira being all WTF! to the captain about suiting up Loogee or whatever his name is. maybe you have some reservations about it, but there is no reason to say anything. who the fuck are you? you barely know these people! and ur going to try to tell them how to run things? shut the fuck up and be glad they are even trying your crazy scheme that has practically no chance of success!! i don't notice this stuff like you do. but when you point it out, i do agree. maybe there is just this tingle in my mind about how falconi kinda sucks, but i don't put my finger on why. and the answer is he talks stupid but i don't think that was author's intent. again, i didn't really notice this. i think i glossed over it because, i don't even know what an abalone is! i had to look it up. i guess it's some clam thing or something. :shrug: i guess he's hammering home that they are sea like space aliens. i'm halfway through this one. :shh: but i'll wait to post about it till through it or it's confusing. i don't know that there is much to add to the extremist chapter. oh yeah, are they bringing the entropists on the ship? not sure what they're gonna do exactly. maybe it will be amazing. also! maybe the author won't bother with them. just another time where he brings something up that is completely pointless and doesn't tie back into the rest of book.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 12, 2021 22:33:22 GMT
this might be the title of our review! i can see us getting better at this review thing quite quickly!@# ;hyper;; i will admit i forgot all about the door knocking! you definitely got me there. *goes to school to learn about pubing and takes a pubejob* *gets mad at being called pubes* ;crazy;;; THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOARD IN THIS CHAPTER!@#$@#$@# ;SCREAMEARS;1@#$ kira is bae!@# ;hyper;; apparently!@# maybe they will explain heat deth to the jellybeans and the jellies will get so bored they die! now I'M halfway through it! and they boarded and it was trbl! well.. honestly not sure if they boarded. they tried but most of them got towned instantly. so kira boarded. at least i think that's what happened. gotta be honest. i was pretty dronxed and super tired and fell asleep. i do know it didn't go well! i also took ONE note before nodding off. sigh. Kira was thinking to herself as they were getting ready to board teh abalone, and teh book says ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!#@$@#$ ;hairpullout;;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 14, 2021 4:08:57 GMT
i can see us getting better at this review thing quite quickly!@# ;hyper;; absolutely. hopefully you are cool with doing this just for us, cuz this genre does not look to be a huge view treasure-trove on youtubes! bam! 60% of the time i'll get you with penis knocking every time!! honestly, this author needs to consider switching pube companies! well, no. no they didn't but it was an ominous prep time!! so extreme!! they got on super armor suits (which :shh: turned out pretty useless!! ) going over our video post and stuff, i still can't believe we're reading two books in a row with KIRA!~!! would kira of teh oasis universe have sucked as much if we dealt with her more? :not sure: oh! that's good thinking! the conversations so far have not been very deep. so maybe it would drive them to death! wow, bae times talking books with bro!! ok, i did finish this chapter, probably some spoilers to commence post haste! i DID notice this one! and had a similar reaction thought! :hyper: so the boarding indeed did not go very well at all!! AND! kira sees a computer on the jelly ship and didn't even use it! maybe she will in next chapter, but wow. i know she had to rescue loogee but whatever. i was thinking about just how horrible she is at like, using her new suit and fighting and stuff when she first boards. *sees a jelly right away* *immediately just gets almost choked to death by it* it like knocks her out and then she dreams and maybe then the suit saved her i think, can't remember. she kills that jelly eventually and gets away. then she kills another with the grenade launcher. then saves teh loogee ovur dare. then goes back and kills the last one, but not before waiting for it to kill someone first! i'm mean, that's her MO!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 14, 2021 19:09:24 GMT
absolutely. hopefully you are cool with doing this just for us, cuz this genre does not look to be a huge view treasure-trove on youtubes! wait, were you expecting lumps? ;applerub;;; *one of the only 2 people wearing armor gets impaled bigtime* sure sure. i feel like the RP2 Kira would be much better in this book. she was the one with a clue! ;vernoog;;; ;highfive;; yeah she's worried about quarantine precautions and crap? DUDE YOU ARE LITERALLY AN ALIEN ORGANISM URSELF AND U WALK AROUNF THE SHIP AND EAT CHAT AND POOP DUST AND DO WHATEVER U WANT!@#$@#$@ ;pst; she does! also, she fucks it up. ;weary;;; WELL SHE DIDN'T SMELL THE NEARSCENT SOON ENUFF!@#$ ;STUBURN;; also who is the crappy non remembering brother NOW! NOW WHO IS IT TELL ME THAT!@#$@#$ her MO is being horrible and wrecking everything and not thinking things through! which! is a useful MO for your main character to has! cuz she makes horrible plot things happen!!!@# woot. ;highfive; ok i readed the next chapter. 7: ICONS AND INDICATIONS not sure that chapter title makes sense either. *the computer gives her indications* *she alerts every jelly in teh universen where she is* note on chapter to myself: STOP SAYING ICHOR!@#$ ok i just googled ichor. huh. for some reason i was thinking it indicated color or something. i don't know what i thought. but if it's just a wound discharge DUDE YOU CAN USE OTHER WORDS!@#$@#$ another note of annoyance at the writing: they are clipping the ends off the rod that impaled that sparrow chick or whoever. the burly chick grabs the rod piece they cut off and "threw the rod away with a vicious gesture: it bounced against a wall." well, thank you! BROTHER IT BOUCED AGAINST A WALL!@# CRUCIAL INFO THERE FOR LATER!@#$ just say she tost it violently~~!@ JESUS CHRIST PUBES WHAT ARE YOU DOING OTHER THAN NOT EDITIGN THIS!@#$@## so... she finds the computer issuing the dustpoopsuit summons.. and fucks everything to bejesus and back. oh! so she's in the jellybean and the kid is flame throwing all the jellypods right!? and she radios falconi and says to send in the entropists! EVERYTHING IS SAFE AND GOOD AND FINE HERE!@# ehhh? what? she's literally attacked by an alien like 10 minutes later. jesus mf christ this chick. pretty annoyed with the dumbfuck scentlanguage crapola too. ok carry on. proceed!
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 15, 2021 0:00:47 GMT
wait, were you expecting lumps? ;applerub;;; just making sure we're all on the same lumpless page! proceed! that's the kinda thing right up this author's ally! man! these people should be more careful!! *shoots alien spikes out of herself and dustpoops some more well, you knew the headache pull was going to do SOMETHING! i remember all that i need to remember!!@ :stuburn: i guess that's true! handy!! these chapter names are the worst. i mean, i know they don't matter. but it's kinda funny how horrible and useless they are. were there icons? suspicious but ichor is wad comes out of them! :stuburn: and since they oozetalk, it makes sense. boy, you are really sensitive to this stuff. i did notice that the captain sent his rod gently (:lee:) and huawei throwed hers with viscousness. so i was curious if she was going to dislodge the jelly and suck out all the air, but then it was just the bounce. so that was a tip! well, that was the urge headache thing doing that. i'm not sure she had much control in this case. other than continuing to ignore this urge like nothing bad could come of it at all! nothing to worry about! just powerthru and randomly touch the alien computer. i was thinking that too! like, when she says it, i'm like, it is? you checked the whole ship? i'm pretty sure the answer is you have NOT! AND ALSO! YOU WERE JUST REMINDING US A FEW PAGES AGO ABOUT HOW THEY SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL CUZ IT IS A TIP THAT ALIEN SHIP!@#! XENOBIOLOGIST!@@!#!#@ what's wrong with the nearscent language? although that name, is it supposed to be adjacent to nascent? if so why? the jellies don't seem to be nascent at all. they are fully scent! anyway, i don't get that.
i guess there is nothing more to add to ol icon chapter. we're closer to knowing where teh suit came from maybe sort of. and it seems like maybe it is the same folks who made the beacon. at least from the description of the Vanished, they sound pretty giant beaconbuildy to me!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 15, 2021 16:33:36 GMT
just making sure we're all on the same lumpless page! proceed! no worries here! i manufacture my lumps from other means! this here is pure, unadulterated time spent! YES!@# THAT IS SO FUCKING HER!@#$ this ship of people sure are horrible and careless!@# god! *alerts entire fleet of jellybeans about her presence* true! very true... welp, sory guyz eye gez ur in crosshairz uv gulictic warz!@# :B brother i am suspicious about that as well! i'm not 100% sure there were any indications either!@# might as well just named this one GALZAKTESHPOEN or whatever. hey! here's an idea. if ur nonsense chapter titles don't actually mean anything, just call it chapter 7!@#$ ;screamears;; ok i guess i'd prefer less coming out of them times then!@# also are they ooztalking? hmm.. not sure if scent = ooze or not. :B it was just an odd sentence addition! he even used the colon like something was going to happen: nothing happens. i mean normally i'd just smh and keep reading but since we are having spicy discussions i actually note it! so instead of getting to the end of the booko and saying SOMETHING ABOUT HIS RITING BOTHERED ME and not being able to put my finger on it, now my fingers are all over it everywhere!@# TOO MUCH probably. also! *she tosts rod violently* reader! it is a tip that it bounced on the wall, but not on the wall with the jelly blocking the spacehole, a different wall, or perhaps that wall but not near enough to the jelly to dislodge it or anything so no need to worry that the people in my story are about to get sucked into space through the jellyhole or lose all their air through it. at least not right now. man, why am i not an author again? ;headscratch;;; if ever there was a perfect spot for the *dumdeedoodah* smiley. no worries here! just busy touching this alien urge headache computer inside its bits! dum dee doo dah. hopefully i can meet this urge summoner in here somewhere! lah dee dah also she acts like it was her fault later, so who knows. SORY U GUYZ! SORY. this ones on me. i did enjoy falconi at this point. WTF BITCH!@# ARE YOU SURE THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE UR NOT TELLING US? AGGHDHFSHFHSH i may be editorializing there a bit. brother, i am receiving indications, and an icon or 2, that maybe she isn't a very good xenobiologist. :B where is her degree from anyway, CIGNA-61? ;hugegiantrolleyes;;;; what's wrong with it? I DONT' CARE FOR IT THAT'S WHATS WRONG WITH IT! it's stupid and it pisses me off! they barely say anything! [flesh; ((wrongness))] ;stuburn;; can they project scent language via radio or something or do you have to be within scentrange? is it not actual scent and i'm getting this all wrong? also what does nascent mean? (looked it up... doesn't seem very languagy! and also yes the jellies are more fully scent than humans are!) yeah... i dunno wtf is going on with the suit or any of these aliens.... which brings us to Chapter 8! Nowhere to Hide the least weird chapter title yet, and lo and behold it seems to fit! ok i'll get my petty stuff out of the way first. ;hyper;;; 1) i am enjoying the little bits we get of Gregorovich! WTF U DO NOW MEATBAG! he is like falconi's wiggins! hey, grego, calculate eta on the jellies. yes, suh... *plays elevator music* ;hyper;; 2) so they are on the bridge or whatever of the ship, discussing how they are all fucked and what to do about it, and falconi says something about the jellybeans... kira: "that's not what they call themselves" and falconi's reaction was 100% exactly mine! WHAT!?? I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES!@#$@$@#$ also may be a paraphrase. anyway, i think we have 3 names for the stupid jellybeans now. graspers, jellybeans, and whatever bullshit made up scentword she saw in the computer. i don't recall it now. :B mogwis? wahflmz? i dunno. so i gez now we hunt the "staff of blue"! ;leer; lots of rods and staffs and testicles in this book! and it will be teh key to winning this war! maybe. ;dunno;; ok.. i feel like at this point OH WAIT! fuck, one more complaint. kira starts using her contacts to search the stars for the star pattern she saw on the jellypc. so, if i'm reading this correctly, she's basically looking for a 7 star pattern somewhere... IN THE GALAXY. ahh.. and she finds it in like 10 minutes. i guess the sawftblayyyd was helping her but that sure seems like it would be a LITTLE bit harder!!@# just googled it, there are between 100 - 400 BILLION stars in the milky way. EVEN if you have a decent starting point and go the right direction, which we will assume she has... i mean... ok NOW let's talk about where we're at with plot and all these aliens, war, etc. Species: Jellybeangrasper((scentzzname)) Hoomans Beaconites (Vanished?) Bulgeykamikazeship aliens Dustsuitpoop (maybe? or maybe it was made by one of these other groups?) we don't really know if the beacon or dustsuit was made by one of these or if they're something else entirely. there was 6 (5?) dustpoops at one point and now there's just teh sawwffblayyydz? i dunno, i think that's right. also the jellybeans think humans attacked first? so... are there other humans somewhere else? did the war start forever ago? (maybe even 100 years?) are they just wrong and stoopid and oozy? and now we all fight and quest for the BLUEROD;leer;!! maybe we should go to teh Plaintive Verge! i dunno... i don't think we're supposed to know at this point. ;ballhands;; PROCEED!
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