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Post by ditkanate on Mar 27, 2021 15:49:46 GMT
are we normal or weird for this? :dunno: i think normal actually. based on what stuff is super popular. apocalypse stuff. walking dead. heck in star wars they blow up planets!@# it's on teh list now! the other one was "toying with your dusthopes" but i think this one's better. i can see that! well, self, i mean OBVIOUSLY he doesn't mean a literal giant brain, that's insane... it must be a euphemism for a bobthing or whatever! good job self! dum dee doo dah. *pst*self wad aboot cryo y wud a ai need cryo.. SELF DUH IT'S HEAT OR WHATEVER LEAVE ME ALONE!@#$ maybe that's why she was straining so hard! OMGWAKEUPNEEDTOTOWNRIGHTNOW!@#$@$@#$ yeah, spoiler alert but ;nono; ;weary; that's plenty wiggsy! thank you! THULE nidus is a terrible name and how is that fitting!@# kira is teh waeerrrsssttttt and now the staf is shards and everything is towned and there's no highmoist so... ;dunno; :B jesus thule fuck me sideways... it is a tip that chpater titles are trbl no matter the language!@# got it!! who is sniktering! ;hyper; brother she'll be fine! also they has no time so protocols is owt teh window ovur dare!@#$ also don't worry she keeps getting more annoying! gah! SHE ISN'T EVEN 100% SURE SHE'LL KNOW WAD TO DO WIF TEH STAFF! i mean, you know, besides the obvious rod in vag times. and to have it tost this deep into the book, that has had NO hints of shards until now... you'd think we went looking for another shard book to read!@# but no one could casually find shards in this one! i just can't believe it. and now they're irritating me in the next chapter with the fucking shards smdh... Chapter 4 Terror at least this title isn't ambiguous... tho still not sure how well it fit... is it talking about the jellybean battle? or the thing at the very end? i dunno. this guy. you use fucking LATIN on one title bein all secretive and cryptic and then TERROR for one... i just DON'T. GET. IT. ok, so the bluerod is in 7 shards and they're disappointed. kira has no idea wad to do (shocking). teh building is getting bombarded. teh shards fall all over.... and it isn't immediately obvious to me that they gather them all? the entropists picked up one shard. but that's all that's said. am i dense? please tell me they gathered them all. they have no idea what it could or couldn't do. THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT!@#$ maybe one shard still has some power. maybe they can duct tape them together for a final bluemoistrod miracle.. i mean, if it is simply broken and can never work or do anything again WHY IS IT HIDDEN IN A DIAMOND FUCKING CASE IN THIS BUILDING BROTHER I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DEAL WITH THIS BOOK kira in this chapter... her and this fucking suit. thule. earlier she didn't have it over her eyes when that would have helped her see uv and heat signatures or wadever. (thule why didn't i do that before) uhhh cuz ur stupid? now, she let's trig get towned cuz she has to keep control over her suit! (why didn't i let it go a little more) uhh, cuz you suck and are stupid? good thing you did all that control training so you can keep the suit from doing anything IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING JELLYBEAN WAR ;SCREAMEARS;;;; okokok, so then teh friendly jellies are there with the back from adra captain lady and she takes off her shredded skinsuit THERE WE GO NOW I CAN SMELLOTALK WITH THEM. thule, why didn't i do that sooner! CUZ YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST? captain lady... did you find the rod? no it's broke... (entropists hold out one shard)... smh and now we have this SEEKER bony thing busting out of there? and kira is like aww man not a seeker from mah dreems!! like, wait, do we know about seekers? i feel like this author is just making shit up!@# i thought it was gonna be old highmoist or whatever... nope. seeker obv.. duh. from teh dreams ovur dare. dis not gude! i guess. i have no idea. probablyl not good due to terror reasons, but who knows. kira seems to think it's bad, BUT WTF DOES SHE KNOW ANYWAY. also i guess we know about the war thing, teh nightmares (The Corrupted) know engrish so teh jellybeans assume we had something to do with them. heck maybe we did! annd... onward and downward we go....
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 28, 2021 5:09:41 GMT
i think normal actually. based on what stuff is super popular. apocalypse stuff. walking dead. heck in star wars they blow up planets!@# sweet! well alright. we're golden boys then! is this a private list you has? yes! i think it works something like that. or even simpler. shipmind equals computer in my brain. end of story. it doesn't matter what other detilas you spew forth. it doesn't override that simple fact. is kira our sister?? super weary my godo brother! fitting! *keeps inside joke to oneself. i guess the author wants us to send wiggins down a bunch of research paths!@#$! so towned. sort of. i don't know. i guess there is a new plan. but also well... let's wait till below. that's for sure! terrible! this chapter titling and planet naming is too clever for this books own good! oh boy does she ever. not sure why i thought otherwise! i mean, i didn't. but she was training with her suit! i thought maybe that would mean some sweet flower hand improvements!@ but avast yee no!@# at that point they hadn't even SEEN the staff!@#! oh man, i hate this woman so much. irritating? this chapter? huh. not sure how that could be possible. OTHER THAN KIRA IS SO SHITTY OH MY GOD THE WAERST!@#!@# i guess it was pretty terrifying, the whole sitch in the little dome room of death ovur dare. oh man! the instant give up was soooo agitating!@# so, you're not going to try anything? not even like, touching them together. something!@# MAYBE SEE IF YOUR SUIT CAN MOTHER FUCKING HOLD THEM TOGETHER!@#!@# CUZ IT'S BASICALLY MOTHER FUCKING MAGIC!@#@! oh my fuck!@# ALL THOSE THINGS!@# THULE!~@# so your "training" basically made you worse! the idea wasn't learn control SO THE SUIT DOES FUCKING NOTHING FOR YOU!@#@! you are supposed to control the suit! not just click a giant stop button!@#!@ the fact that she even put on a skinsuit over her xeno pissed me off right off the bat. like, THE XENO IS A SKINSUIT!@# and it's better!@#! hmm. let me put this completely useless worser skinsuit over top my super sweet one of a kind fucking super suit that only i have and pretend it doesn't exist and walk around like a god damn idiot!@# :B that's wad i does! not a single person/alien anything has any notion that the shards can be unbroken. maybe everyone knows way more about shards than we do!@ like the stupid RP2 book has fucked with our minds and we think they join back together to make a super sweet ai towning lady, when everyone else knows once shards always shards. ur fucked! yes brother! i don't recall any seeker dreams either. what is with this author keeping inside secrets between him and kira?! hello!! author!! you're supposed to be bringing us a long!@# but we knowed that from before. cuz they broadcasted in english. but i guess now we know they've been doing that from the getgo. very suspicious if these things are not somehow our fault! they are clearly connected to us in SOME way. they can't know english by pure chance! i feel like obviously they are going to get to the alien ships. not sure how they'll deal with the seeker. maybe duststab it, don't know. seems a bit overdone at this point. and then they'll fly off in teh alien ships ovur dare with at least one shard.
WHOOO!@#! SIC ITUR AD ASTRAsound familiar. sic is definitely used a lot. "To the Stars" ah. WELL AUTHOR!! YOU COULDN'T JUST SAY THAT?! why the fucking latin? is there going to be a tie-in? i guarantee no cuz this author is terrible at this crap!@#!@
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 28, 2021 17:26:44 GMT
is this a private list you has? well, it WAS, but now you know the list so i guess not!@# gah!@# right! all that stuff i typed up is happening in the background! THULE! suddenly the Kira character makes a lot more sense!@# i just can't send wigsy down a nidus inside joke path... i wouldn't feel right doing that to him. he already puts up with enough. well, to be fair, the right flowerhand opportunity never really presented itself! tho, now that i type that, i'm thinking maybe they did... she totally could have offered the new ally jellybeans a handflower gift of peace! kirasister: (kiraPT?) OH I KNOW ALL ABOUT STAFFS NETT 2 WORY GODO CHPAS! ;leeer;;;; then use the latin word for terror you stupid inconsistent asshat thule damn mfer!@# YES!@# SOMETHING!@#$ ANYTHING!@#$ FFS PEOPLE!@# you're literally fighting for your lives... did kira even TOUCH one of the shards with the fucking suit of alien magic? i don't think she did!@# it's unforgiveable!@#$ THE MOIST ROD OF BLUE WAS THE ONLY THING YOU CAME HERE FOR!@#$ AGHFDHFHGSFDHSHGSHGSDHFHG dum dee doo dahh.. ah well, i was promised a big nonbroken rod and i net get it sew eye dun no nothing. yeah, why is she putting anything on? apparently she already knew the suit could smellotalk and stuff before now... WHY, ON AN ALIEN WORLD THAT THE SUIT LED YOU TO, DO YOU NOT WANT TO GIVE THE SUIT AS MUCH INPUT AS POSSIBLE AND UTILIZE TO THE FULL AAASFGJDFJGJRPGWEGJSFL;GJFGRTT245234345W4RSDFAJKFALFJGAKLJG sorry brother, my brain fell down an aggravation hole. obviously the shards are useless you stupid reader! *twaks with shards* again, tho, they were preserved together in this dome building... TWAK THEY'RE USELESS SHARDS!@# also kira dun really know either it's just the suit. SUIT SAY RUN AND DREAM WUZ BAD :B kira wad can u tell us aboot teh seeker? nothing really jest run :B ;suspicious; <-- i guess that's teh jellybeans to infinityyyy and beyond!!!!! also u was correct, they mades it to the jellylbeanships. not without kira injecting a little annoyingness first tho! marine: see if you can kill that seeker thing kira nearly objected but held her tongue.. seriously, i'm done with this girl. KiraPT coming thru again? BUT HE IS A GIANT ALIVE BONETHING! *drool* i don't have much on this chapter.. they run to teh ships and start flying away, and now they are aboot to be towned by Corruptedsquishies
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 29, 2021 3:41:27 GMT
well, it WAS, but now you know the list so i guess not!@# gah!@# well you did it! *outro reference spice THULE indeed good brother. it sure does. i'm not comfortable with switching kira over to our fine sister tho. too much vag time, tbh. not that i have a choice apparently. it's fine suh. i don't mind at all suh. have a cookie suh. well, that would have been something, and she's only good at doing nothing. a real shocker that, like EVERY DAMN TIME, she doesn't do anything until AFTER trig gets shot in the neck! my staff knowledge is both vast and yee! she might say that, would fit with her horrible persona. oh, that's good. again, we're such better chapter naming authors and WE'RE NOT EVEN AUTHORS!@# i'm starting to wonder if this guy even is!@#!# i'm pretty sure you are right, she did not. just fuck them shards! let the stupid entropists gather 'em! i'm gonna go feel sorry for myself and watch trig get shot in the face!! :B completely understandable. there seem to be a lot of those holes around. hard to not fall in them!@#! TWAK!@ THE SHARDS! TWAK!@# ARE!@# TWAK!@# BROKEN!@# TWAK SMAK WHACKO!@#!@# i guess that's this author. this was in one of my notes! why is she so useless even when someone asks her about it directly! Nielson: so, what was that thing? Kira: bad news! :B eh, wow. thanks for all the insight! whoo!@# luv ya kir kir! ur teh baest!! just unbelievable. almost any response would be preferable to that cryptic bullshit. i feel like the person who asked could respond with, "this is why gregorio hates you!" i may have to pull the old WORK IN PROGRESS note at the top and send wiggins after some detilas because one reason is i've read the next chapter. but also by now you should have read the next one! maybe i'll do next chapter/this chpater insertines below! kinda an easy guess on that one. NO! ET ES OWULED!! WE KEEP UND LUT TOWN! :B yeah, i read this one plus teh next one ovur dare. and ur right it's all in teh next chapter ovur dare! missed a note from this one, sic itur ad astra. in the opening one of the jellies goes: [[Lphet here: A Mind Ripper! Flee!]] a couple things. i kind of loved that. but two, what's with the double brackets? i do agree with you it's a weird way to have them talk. Into the Dark*there's no dark. :B so wow, a lot happens in this one. nothing real good mind you. i mean, action, and action is good. and info! let's see a lot happened, and kira was irritating, but i didn't make any notes on this one. i do remember being irritated at her kind of slow progress through the ship. like she's avoiding all teh nightmares. and it's like, you can just kill them!@#! you can totally just spike kill them to death fairly easily!@# so then she just hides in a corner. in plain view. the nightmares are fucking looking around everywhere. she doesn't know that she's hidden. she's just being :B and blowing her chance at taking them by surprise. and then she has to fight them anyway and of course has to cut off her own arm. also, when the creatures go by she's describing them and includes, "An armored lump between its legs hinted at some sort of genitalia." FFS kira!@ get your head in the game!@# also! also! we find out that this IS all her fault and that the nightmares are made by some chunk of her suit and something else. maybe part human, part jelly, and part soft blayd? and they are making the nightmares and taking over everything! so, the thought occurred to me, what? does that make sense in the timeline? what is with this author and time!!?? how could the thing have had time to do all the stuff it did if it only formed 6 months ago!??@!@ why does this author have everything move so god damn fast!@! except for kira's brain, which is about the slowest thing in the whole universe!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 29, 2021 14:11:28 GMT
well you did it! *outro reference spice i'm glad you referenced the outro reference spice cuz that is a connection my brain was NOT gonna make! ;highfive;; aww man! the future vag touching times was all that i was looking forward to and now they're rooned!@# and past dustvag thoughts are also tainted! WELL, THIS STINKS!@@#$@$ well now i'm waiting for the answer! WIGS I'M DONE WITH MY COOKIE, WTF IS UP WITH NIDUS!? WIGS! wigs? :/ oh come on, she totally did stuff before then! she was very busy controlling the suit so it wouldn't help! ;hyper;;;; *jkgayface* don't help don't help don't help don't help *trig gets shot* ;cussing; GOD DAMMIT SUIT Y U NET HELP!@#$ *pea* i thought maybe you were quoting the book!! *she assures everyone not to worry due to her incredible powers with the rods and staffs* what they don't know is all she does with them is stick them in her dustvag and stuff. not so much galaxy saving things. :B i'd be less upset with her and this book if they found the staff and she just towned the daylights out of herself while everyone else watches in horror and then get killed/captured by jellies!@#$ i mean, other than his name being on a book i am seeing NO indications of author being!@#$ ;stuburn; brilliant!@# just make sure you control teh suit and don't let it do anything helpful!!@#@# looking fwd to future book times where she touches a shard and magic stuff happens: WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT EARLIER!@# why... this book is ALL HOLE! ;ballhands; pretty much! i know i feel twakked!!@!# exactly! bad news!?? WE CAN TELL IT'S FUCKING BAD NEWS YOU FUCKING MEATBAG!@#$ i swear, this suit could have attached itself to literally ANY other meatbag and done much better for itself. mind ripper is much more descriptive than seeker!@# also teh seeker mind ripper seems NTG!!@# also the double brackets are super spicy alien! duh! one bracket stands for teh smello and the other bracket teh talk! :/ it's pretty into tho! dark cloud spice. brother, action is very good ;leer; i made ONE note during this time... it was more author annoyance than kira tho. she's going thru teh ship as you say and the author says.. "So far she'd been lucky; she hadn't run into a single one of the nightmares." and i was immediately irritated. cuz now i KNOW she's gonna run into some and wouldn't you know it, on the next page BAM 4 nightmares. just... tell the fucking story! we KNOW she hasn't run into any yet cuz, you know, we're reading along and she... hasn't... run into any? you don't need to point it out! and now ur pointing it out spoiled the next... ugh. 100% unnecessary foreshadowing of what's about to happen. i was shocked and impressed she acted so decisively in cutting the arm off! also really disappointed in finding out the suit has yet another magical power she never knew about and then used ineffectively!@# *she's invisible* *it doesn't help at all* :B not only doesn't it help SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS INVISIBLE until it didn't matter anymore. oh, her head is right where it always is!@# ;drool;; yes!@# of COURSE! i guess it's part suit, part of that jelly she was fighting with on extenuating circumstance, and part doctor Carr! ;HYPER; OF COURSE THE TIMELINE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL1@#$@$#@#$@# ;HYPER;;;;; my note: I guess those corrupted guys work fast! :/ That's a lot of damage in less than a year :/ i mean at the rate the suit can make genitals and people and squishies and ships and things... teh universe will be overrun in no time at all!@#$@#$ but why were the jellies attacking initially? was it just that she found the suit? cuz teh nightmares didn't appear til later! so even if they blame us for the Corrupteds, they didn't exist when the war first started. ;dunno;;;
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 30, 2021 13:05:09 GMT
Read Chapter 7: Necessityi guess he's going for "necessity is the mother of all invention" there? since they had to ask teh jellybean for ship help? i didn't make a ton of notes this chapter... a kira annoyance, tho a relatively mild one for her. they're talking about how to get out of the system faster and in one piece. and kira has an idea but "The idea was SO outlandish she almost didn't say anything! Only because the circumstances were so extreme... 🤦♂️" and her idea... isn't even really an idea!@# it's basically "maybe we could ask the jellybean" OMG THAT IS SO OUTLANDISH!@#$@#$ HEY!!@# MAYBE ASK THE GUY WITH 100YRS OF TECH ADVANTAGE WHO WE HAVE ROTTING IN OUR AIRLOCK!@!$??$ so they get the jelly and he's like, opps i mean IT is like, umm.. i dunno i guess it's possible. i doubt it but i can give her a look see. so they're taking it to the markov drive of orbs and kira is walking right next to it all bristly and poised to strike just in case or whatever!@# all of them are acting this way about it! their level of anger and suspicion and whatnot i found aggravating. like what has Itari done to make you question it's motives to this degree? they could have let you die on the planet, they could have killed you already in space... either you've agreed to this current truce with the friendlybeans or you haven't! oh! and if you don't let Itari work out something on ur drive ur likely towned also... i don't know... entropists bringing Itari the jelly tech... gave me strong princess bride vibes. "why didn't you list that among our assets in the FIRST place" [[Itari here: THAT IS AN ASPECT OF THE VOID! ]] *opens it and it has nuts and bolts or something in there* :B i guess smart nuts and bolts but still. HAY HOW UR NUTS N BOLTS DO THETT!@# [[Itari here: THE WIL OF TEH VANISHED]] ok fine don't tell us!@#$ the jellybeans are so much better than us! this form is not for making, but we have the idea germ loaded just in case! oh man, humans could never! i did find it humorous how taken aback Itari was when kira informed him how the Corrupteds came to be. [[Itari here: JESUS THULE YOU DID THAT BY ACCIDENT1@#$ HOW INCOMPETENT ARE UR MORONS!@#$ GAH!@#$]]
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 31, 2021 1:13:20 GMT
boy! i'm terrible at homework! i thought i was caught up here and realized i had just de-new-tagged this thread and forgot that i hadn't actually done my part! what a useless human i is! i'm glad i did that. *that's a reference to something.. can't remember what. regan? yes! also vag times are also tainted by the white hot visceral hate for this character! i think i even hate her vag! it's just a word you don't know suh. i think she's about to turn a corner. i suppose the author would argue that she sucks so much because of her denial and self hatred for killing her fiance. :dunno: that would have been AN AMAZING BOOK TURN OF EVENTS!@#@!# though, i'm not sure about it winning awards then... that should make it win more, but i think it would not! people are weird. right! going into this reading i would have said that all signs point to this guy being an author! mainly that we're about to read a book that he wrote, which sounds pretty authory to me. but now, i realize he did something else. i haven't identified what yet. some sort of horrible accident involving lots and lots of words. oh man!@ this is almost better than vag touching times!@#@! whoooo!@#! *kira touches all her holes oh!! thought this was more GOOD NEWS! thanks for the clarification oh mighty suitwizard of massive help to us!@# carry on!@ just gonna squeeze ur haid a little and has you do some stuff for me. no big deal. also good reference tip!! those are the things i don't really notice. i guess i'm too used to authors over wording and i'm not good at spotting it. i agree with you, just that i'm not noticing this stuff as i read. it is impressive how exactly perfect her ineptness is! just to the point of not getting killed, but that is it! like any more, and she'd be dead. OH! that horrible monster reminds me of alan. oh right! carr is the other part. now it's some horrible malformed retarded soft blayed cousin! :B EYE MEK STEF N GRO!@ EYE LUK DOWGEEZ! i guess that's who's in charge of teh nightmares. see if we can make sense of this. as soon as kira found the suit it set off like an alarm. so then the jellies came and attacked teh extenuating circumstances and stuff. (again, the timing here is ridiculous, especially considering IT IS A TIP THAT SPACE!@ AND REALLY HUGE AND TRAVEL TIME!@#! sorry, getting aggravated) so then the maw forms right there and kira bops off. but, if the maw is right there, then eh, how did the jellies come and rescue tshitter? wouldn't that planet be swarming with nightmares? oh wait, i think it headed off to like an astroid belt or something to get resources to grow and build it's stef and nightmares and sweet ships and things. so anyway, then the jellies go and fight with the nightmares and they're talking engrish and so they assume it is just kira. which if they got to know her, they were not far off at all. so then the next logical conclusion is that humans are horrible then. again, based on kira alone, a pretty obvious and correct assumption. so then they start attacking all of humans. the author hasn't gone into detail, but apparently the jellies fly through FTL WAY faster than teh humans. it's the only way you can make this timeline even close.
so then they save tshitter and now we're 6 months later and everything works out perfectly nicely and with a bow. Read Chapter 7: Necessityi guess he's going for "necessity is the mother of all invention" there? since they had to ask teh jellybean for ship help? oh that's good. this is another one where i forgot all about the dumn ol boring chapter name. i couldn't BULEEV how outlandish that was!@# my god!@ are you people crazy@!# just take your chances and get attacked and die and stuff!@# i was feeling similar. tho if i think about it this fits in with humans in general. with our gereral xenophobia and then also the only thing you know about jellies is hate cuz they are basically wiping out teh humans. a hard flip to make. but, i still was like. come on. this jelly is obviously helping you!@ NO, it's just biding its time until you take it to your markov drive and THEN! FINALLY!@#! WAD I WAS WAITING FOR!@# HA HA!@ also everyone is all, that's stupid! there's no chance that some random crap we picked up will help!@ the dismissiveness of everyone in this book is irritating. you are in desperate times trying long shots! you just keep trying. everything is a hale marry! what? you want to just curl up in a corner and wait for death? shut the fuck up!@#!
well, i'm sure the jelly rightly understands that they would not understand his explanation! hell, kira could barely translate nut and things!@# we just need like 10 or 20 more years!@! but also, how low they think of us that the best we could do with our fine selves and the suit is make the nightmares! huh! we assumed that was wad you all wanted to be doing! :shrug: you're weirdo two forms!@#!
ok! so, i also readed the next one Sins of the Present i guess this is from teh confessions. and of course this chapter the author wastes the opportunity to have super sweet dustvag towning times!@# :hugerolleyes:
so this is a big chapter of revealing past life of falconi and her telling someone all the horrible detilas of her suit times.
i know you feel guilty and all, sure. but also, you didn't even know YOU HAD A SUIT when you killed those people. like sure, technically you did it, but still, you gotta be able to forgive yourself a little! if you want to beat yourself up about being a horrible xenobiologist, now you're getting somewhere! THAT'S your big screw up. you shouldn't actually have found the suit! but, past that. hell, you couldn't even remember what happened in the dustsuitcave. "you couldn't have known" is a bit of an understatement! you didn't even know you were infected with anything at that point! the xeno killed those people at that point. then you have teh formation of teh maw. again, you were just fighting for your life. sure ur horrible, but it's not like you made some ultra dumb decision that led to it. like, there isn't even an "if only" for that one. other than, again going back, not finding the suit in the first place. anyway, just feels like she is saying "it's all my fault", which it is, but i haven't gotten the impression that she realizes it's because of not following xeno-protocols, not the getting angry, or shooting an oxygen tank or whatever.
anyway, on to another exenyuit or something. whoo!@ also, it seems like this time they're heading into ftl and didn't get people into cryo and stuff first. or did the author just gloss over it? i'm confused but maybe it'll be explained in the actual exenscflk.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 31, 2021 17:47:03 GMT
boy! i'm terrible at homework! i thought i was caught up here and realized i had just de-new-tagged this thread and forgot that i hadn't actually done my part! what a useless human i is! ;smh;; i believe so! little league baseball spice. good eye brian, good eye... way to get out of the way of that pitch aimed at ur head (or something like that) GOOD GOOD I'M GLAD I DID THAT! HAY KIRAPT!@#$ I HOPE NO ONE EVAR TOUCHES UR VAG EVER AGAIN, INCLUDING YOU!@#$@#$@#$ *pea* i guess that's us now. ACTUALLY I HOPE THAT'S THE NEXT THING YOU HAVE TO CHOP OFF WHEN MAWMAN STICKS HIS JUNK IN THERE THAT YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT!@#$@#$ getting harsher. :/ i guess that's fitting sure sure. also that was SO LONG ago now she barely remembers it! but whatever. two things... one, we should maybe start our OWN awards for books with amazing turns like that! and two... are you telling me THIS BOOK WON AN AWARD!@#$@#$ IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME RIGHT NOW i'd ask wigs but i'm not sure i even want to know the answer. this is very upsetting. awww man! u got latin all over this horrible crap i typed up!@#$ ;pullhair;;; oh well. *publish* you know, she really doesn't tho. we're pretttty far into this book and for all the holetouching foreshadowing that's happened we've gotten NADA on that front. smdh... YAY! THE MINDRIPPING SEEKER IS HERE TO SAVE US!@@# that's what everyone thought before kira towned their hopes with all of her accurate suit information. lol exactly! relax guy take a rest! alsopilotthisshipformethx ur making me wish the seeker was portrayed like that rock guy from the thor movies... not sure if you've seen them. it's a minor character but he's LITERALLY THE BEST. maybe i can find a gif of him. ;HYPER;;;;; and he has this sort of high pitched Australian accented voice!@#$ so now i'm picture mindripperseekrman like him based on what you typed up. naw mate dun wory about it! just gonna hav u do a bit foah me heah there we goi (hmm typing australian is difficult) just gonna touch yuh haid here a bit not gonna hurt don worry abaouht it! relax! annnnyway... allow myself to amuse myself! maybe there are other, shorter, better versions of this book where her ineptness kills her! *book is 10 pages long* author: :B hmm.. nope... still TOO inept... OH! alan is touching me and absorbing me! aww man that isn't alan. i think that about sums it up! he likes dogs? not sure i understand that! but sure then retardMAW! MEK SUM STEF N GRO! i believe that is essentially correct. tschetter's story is hazy for me now. why did teh jellies rescue her instead of killing her? they thought she was a friendly suitfinder or something? ugh. might have to re-read that part. not that i want to reread any of this. fuck now my brain is throwing up questions with your explanation. like... if the jellies and nightmares can go faster in FTL... (FFTL?) then what does it matter if Wallfish jumps to FTL before they get caught in this system? teh nightmares and/or jellies could jump in later and catch them. apparently you can't really disguise where you're going or anything. or is the jellyship advantage that they can get up to jump speed way way quicker so that cuts days off the ramp up time but then FTL is FTL and there is no FFTL? also... am i crazy or is the maw, like, REALLY REALLY FAST AT GROWING STEF!@# EYE LUK 2 GROW STEF FUST!@# exactly!@# that's better than offering up an ABSURD idea and being laughed off the ship!@# yup. like, ok, i'm fine with a little caution and apprehension... this was just, over the top considering the circumstances they're in. i think if the jellybean could shake a pea, it would have at this point. YOU HAVE JELLYTECH ON THE SHIP AND YOU'RE JUST NOW TELLING ME!@# *jellypea* [also no one mentions the stafshard] it's like, the reason they're all IN this system at all. they have a piece of it on teh ship. WEL OBV IT'S JUST A SHARD AND CAN DO NOTHING FOR US!@# good point, we're on teh cusp! let's go humans! u can do eet! (they can't do it, they're horrible) we took teh best of humans and jellies and made them super sweet and oozy and raw and killy!@# ;hyper;;;; jellies: ;yes; sounds right brother i'm beginning to think maybe it just isn't going to happen!! exactly! LADY UR BEATING URSELF UP FOR TEH WRONG SINS OF THE PAST! or, present... HAY ALL THESE SINS ARE PAST! WTF IS GOING ON. anyway, falconi's story was way worse than hers! his dumb sister wouldn't have been cooking for herself it he wasn't busy being a cockbite!!@# so her burning herself up is SUPER his fault!@# at least teach her how to cook without torching the house before going out with da boyz!@# *pea* also, yes, it is "all her fault". sort of in a way. and i get that that is ntg and pretty disconcerting! ALSO! I THINK THE INFORMATION SHE IS CONVEYING ABOUT THE MAW AND STUFF IS PRETTY IMPORTANT AND HIGHER UP PEEPS NEED TO FUCKING KNOW!@#@$ like, it felt like if she had her way she actually wasn't going to tell anyone!@#$ um, that is vital info lady... whatever... go touch ur vag or something. lemme see if i hased any other notes on sins of teh present (which were... in the past but i'm confessing them now. at teh present time.) ;ballhands;; ok, a couple of my nitpicky "author" annoyances, if you would be so kind as to indulge me. 1. during the confession question card game (rolleyes at that oh! also how horrible kira is at basic math i guess once teh implants are common no one adds 7's anymore!) anyway that isn't my nitpick. so she asks falcontown a question about how he'd managed to afford to buy teh Wallfish. "the skin under his eyes tightened" so she knew she's hit a nerve. LOLWUT! HOW DOES THE SKIN UNDER UR EYES TIGHTEN? not a nitpick but falcontown says something nice or helpful or whatever during their confessionconvo: "At that moment kira felt a bone-deep sense of connection with him." ;snicker; god damn right you do! i guess my comment is just me being Beavis. uhh huh huh huh... she said "bone deep". uhh huhhh 2. kira is tired so she heads off to her bunk and the "author" says she is "exhausted in a way that no amount of AcuWake could fix", nope gonna needs reallll sleep! dude we are 2/3 of the way through this giant book and you feel the need to tost in some new futuristic drug name? it's like he wanted to score an author riting cool point! but it just made me ;rolleyes;;; EXHUUEUEUEUNTNNNTTTTTT@@#$@#@#$#@$ WHOO@#$@#$@#$ i'm excited for this one! should be spicy! ;dunno; probably not, but i'm going into it with some hopes!!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 1, 2021 1:17:17 GMT
not everybody does that well. take your kudos where you can get 'em!! wo!! wo wo wo. let's all just calm down a second here. NO WAY1@#@! OFF WITH HER VAG!@!# maybe time moves faster cuz she has extra memories from the super old blayed. and between that and suppressing the memories cuz they is so horrible it's like they never happened! jesus, your memory! THAT'S WHY WE'RE READING IT!@#! like spilled coffee. i like it. VERY disappointing! but, that's seems to be this author's specialty. so well dun suh. also, the "bad news" comment came AFTER THEY FLED FOR THEIR LIVES!@#@! like maybe when it first spilled out of it's little container over there you could get away with that. but since we already got "FOR GOD SAKES RUN!@#! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!@# WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!@ OMG!! WE'RE FUCKED!@" AND that was in the middle of being attacked by horrible creatures that YOU'VE NICKNAMED NIGHTMARES!@#!@ after all that, you bust out, "bad news?" i know this response seems like just a couple words in the whole book, but it really does crystalize the problem with this character as a whole! and hole!@@! OF COURSE i know of the best damn character marvel has ever come out with in all their 800 movies!@#! that makes me want to watch that one again even tho over all that movie was pretty NTG, if i recall. that character is teh manager from flight of the concords. fantastic. i do enjoy when movie's nail voice over choices for characters. really perfect on that on. 2nd, i love the idea that this is our mindripper! i gotta back down on the ineptness a little here. hmm. how do i do THAT??!! it's gonna ruin this great character that everyone is going to love!@# i guess i picture most of the nightmares as kinda giant gross malformed dogs. :shrug: i know they come in lots of forms, but that is mostly what i picture. i believe the jellies that rescued tshitter were the ones that wanted to ally with the humans instead of kill them all. er, wait, but they didn't know the humans were separate from the corrupted yet... hmm. i guess since these jellies were of the faction that disagreed with the main kill everyone one, they stopped and actually talked with tshitter and were like, OH! you has logs? you want to kill teh corrupted too? oh! well, let's work together. we can always just kill you fucks when we're done! :highfive: (flawless plan imo) this is pretty much exactly explained in the next extenuette thingy. so i won't explain-repeat it here. let me know after you read if still not on board. yes, that's what i was saying too. like, they built this entire intergalactic army that is fighting a war with two huge civilizations, and it's only been alive for SIX GOD DAMN MONTHS!@#!@ WTF!!?? and since the jellies seem to agree, i actually think the author is like done with these shards! like, that was it. found 'em. broken. well, NEXT!! weirdest shard quest in a book evar! we DO have stories in all our apps now! so that's nice. we know one thing about you horrible two-forms. you're horrible and a bit stupid and backward. so then the rest fit like a fine puzzle of pieces that fit together perfectly and form really bitey things. there was some more foreshadowing, but man the way the author drops that crap in and then doesn't follow thru. it's kinda crazy. well, unless you are describing what is currently happening, everything is teh past!! i guess that's your point. HEY FALCONI!@ WE ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING A DUMB GAME THAT FOR SOME REASON WE NEED PAGES AND PAGES OF EXPLANATION ON HOW TO PLAY!@ TIA!@ i guess that's how this chapter should have been. exactly, his lapse into depression and alcoholism made sense!! true, but she can't tell them until they get back anyway. so it doesn't really matter, yet. *has no choice for some reason i found the game irritating. that it had to be explained to us how to play. and this is some trick to get kira to open up cuz otherwise she wouldn't. it was just stupid. i tighten there all the time! it's how people know i'm getting mother fucking serious!@! *under-eye tighten so pissed this author didn't have the bone go deep later!! ridiculous!! pretty sure this isn't the author's first mention of teh old acuwake ovur dare. but whatevs.
ok, so no my nitpick!!! i was also irritated when kira is just so horrible at just being a person! so falconi is telling her one of the early stories. about how he's a claims guy or whatever. "One claim I had, there was a boy who--" Kira interrupts, "A BOY!@ "
wtf? why is that such a shocking part of the story?! you're just horrible?! and falconi has to tell her, "It's a story. Listen." LIKE WTF!@!# this woman doesn't even know how to listen to someone tell a god damn story!@#!@ FOR THULES SAKE!#@!# one tip and answer is read it!! EXEUNT IIIit is a tip that FTL explained! well, a little. as far as speeds and stuff. the answer is they are way faster but will fly right past them cuz they won't know they fropped out! like, you can't actively watch teh people in front of you. author hinted at this before when wallfish and damnstarfulot were flying together they kept pinging each other to make sure they was there or something like that. anyway. so they fropped out early and figure the other folks won't expect that and fly on by. and then they'll bee bop arounf and confusificate 'em! made sense. more or less. a quote: jesus christ!! how old is this kira? is she 11? ok, I'm gonna let you take over. i just can't go further.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 1, 2021 16:26:43 GMT
wo!! wo wo wo. let's all just calm down a second here. NO WAY1@#@! OFF WITH HER VAG!@!# yes! i want her vag off! asap! ;stuburn;; that's possible! her brain is full now! also a lot of things have happened since she skewered alan, so while maybe not a lot of TIME has passed, a lot of events have so that's old news! oh yeah. ;hyper;; ;shoulderhands; also, i don't know if winning votes on goodreads is exactly an "award" per se. but i get ur point. semantics. "goodreads choice 2020 winner" for sci fi. got 45,000+ votes. maybe 2020 was a bad year for new science fiction releases. call me when it wins a Hugo or Nebula award... ;jerkit;; *promises tons of armeatballs and dustvagtowns* *types up a bunch of latin FTL crap instead* very well put. like, if you aren't going to have kira fill in ANY detilas whatsoever about the seeker... then just leave that question out of the book!@#$@$# we get mind ripping seeker stuff a bit later so just wait until then!@# WHY DO AUTHORS WANT US TO HATE THEIR CHARACTERS SO MUCH!@#$ WELL I NEVER KNOW WTF YOU'VE MANAGED TO WATCH IN UR OVERSEAS COCOON OVUR DARE!@#$ you're over there eating onions, spotting dimes!@#@# also, i dun no if we'll ever get any mindripper dialogue in this book, but if we do! i know wad voice wil be in mah haid at that future time! *backs it up just enough for her to survive into a 100 page booko* nooope... not quite there yet... :B DOGS!@# but they're tentacly and squishy!!@# i mean. not all of them. some are humanoid and squishy and oozy with junkcovers! DOGS? like, ehhh dogs LITERALLY never entered my mind once this entire book!@# dogs! wow. funny how people can read the same stef and picture it completely different. i kept reading ur "DOWGEEZ" and trying to figure it out! self! is that dogs? NO SELF DON'T BE ABSURD OF COURSE NOT! ok then what? uhh.. *brain spins ballhands style* SELF I DON'T KNOW! well keep thinking about it cuz it isn't dogs!@@#$ *thinks more* hmmm maybe just ask him if he meant dogs.. ;hyper;;; and half of me thought i'd come back and you'd say BROTHER! DOGS? WHAT IS RONG WITH YOU OF COURSE IT ISN'T THAT! WHAT I MEANT WAS... [insert something that makes more sense and could be retardspeaked into 'dowgeez"] close enough for me! owe wate u wunt 2 kel teh curoptedz 2? owe kay we wil joyne! not sure why the jellybeans are retarded all of the sudden. i gez their english not to good! *tshitface doesn't even no wad corruptednightmares are yet* *she's been rotting in a hole on Astra* anyway. moving on. yeah, i read EXHUENNTT3!!! last night and now we know! and that has to include travel time between systems and crap!@# some of which takes months just doing that!@#$ we'll see. teh STAF UV BLEW keeps being mentioned here and there. i'm not convinced we're done with the stupid fucking shard but who knows. we probably are done and it's just another dropped plotline.. exactly! sounds like they have us nailed tbh! yeah there are more hints of falcontowning in the exheunt and it's pretty horrible. *she notices his back muscles* *and his manly man musky muskness* *still no towning* wait, is that not how the chapter was? that's how i remember it! THOSE ARE A LOT MORE WORDS ABOUT ADDING UP SEVENS THAN I WAS EXPECTING! ;hyper; indeed! already touched on it above. teh game was stupid. kira is stupid. the explanation of the game and kira was stupid. other than that it was good. ohhh right! i guess i just don't work out that skin! i really should start. :B ur prolly rite. maybe i should has some. CLAIMS! BOY! STORY! ;hyepr;; ;highfive:;;;; lmaooo i didn't even catch that one!@# also, this was a long exheunt!@# kira: when you say two-form, is it becuz... *points at man* jelly: ahhh.. no ;smh; you know, THIS form, and... the one that runs ships? kira: :B owe u meen shep mindz? jelly: um, sure, if that's wad u call them. how horrible are humans that THEY LITERALLY COULDN'T THINK OF ANOTHER FORM FROM MAN/WOMAN!@# grego: ;hugegiantrolleyes: and ;fu; Hawes: "at least they've learned to be scared of the minds." "As they should be" Gregorivich whispered from the ceiling ahh grego... luv ya big daddy!! so we also learned there was a brood (breed?) of earlier corrupteds!@@# less horrible but just as growy and killy! m,aybe not as scabby? ok the rest of my nitpicks... sigh.. i'm a bit exhausted but they are all about... you guessed it.. TIME!@# fucking time man. at one point kira thinks something like it was hard to believe they were on the planet less than half a day ago. LESS THAN HALF A... WHAT!@#$ JESUS FUCKING THULE THIS GUY IS KILLING ME!@#$ she slept almost that long just waiting to get to FTL speed!@# i dunno i guess all that stuff happened really fast! and then this ftl bullshit. so they're hippin and hoppin in and out of FTL zippin and zoppin and fooling teh jellies and nightmares chasing them... everyone is talking and laughing and high fiving about how smart they are. WE'RE RUNNIN HOT! but now it's time to strap in for the 3 months again! *everyone goes back into cryo* *or googo for the unlucky marines* "Kira was frustrated she didn't have any more time for questions" for the jelly. SO STAY AWAKE A FEW MORE FUCKING MINUTES AND ASK WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING FUCKING CRAZY PILLS!@#$ it isn't anything EVERYONE'S BEEN AWAKE THIS WHOLE TIME YOU ZIP IN AND OUT OF FTL... YOU CAN'T JUST TALK OUT EVERYTHING AND THEN GO SLEEPY!@# all right... i'm not sure i can talk about this any more. i'll leave it alone if there are more annoying exhunts in the future. is it just energy / food conservation? you use less antimatter? IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!@#$@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 2, 2021 14:03:51 GMT
yes! i want her vag off! asap! ;stuburn;; then what? STFU!@# urs is next if ur not careful!@#$!@# whoever these people are, they're surly!@ exactly. that is how brain time works. it's pretty shitty, but our brains are pretty terrible with time in general. though this author's brain seems particularly inept! i thought you might have that nickpit. but, i say an awards an award, even if it's a shitty viewers choice! :stuburn: good point. why bother with the whole exchange. it's like the author just wanted to add in a little extra character hate! hmm, i think at this point people might be loving kira a bit too much right now! *tost* that should take care of it! fair point. damn straight. too bad there won't be any of that super sweet spice. nowing this author, we'll never see the mindseekfucker again!@!# wow, you didn't see ANY as dogs!?? ok, let's got back to one of the first mentions of seeing them. when they land on the station, Malpert. then later, "they fought like beasts, jumping after the fleeing miners, bearing them down to the floor and tearing at their guts." sounds like dogs again to me. anyway, horrible horrible malformed misshapen dogs with backwards jointed legs and stuff and spikes out of their backs and legs, and huge mouths with tons of teeth and maybe even one where their jaw came out of their chest! but still basically dogs nonetheless. dammit brother!@ i had something there!@#@! right, but this author drops shit all the time!@3 like flesh eating! that shit is long gone! he can't bring it back now! if these shards end up being something, i'll be surprised. i'm giving up on these threads from teh author. quit toying with us!@#!@ i was losing it during this part. AUTHOR PERSON!@# WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME!@# JUST GET ON WITH IT!@# OMG!@# CAN I TRADE READING MORE OF THIS WITH SOME SORT OF TUMOR!@#?? besides all that, one of the best chapters, really. what the hell do you exercise!@#?? smdh! i've been listening to people talk all wrong!@#! also, first kira is irritating in the control room questioning their plan. "That's a pretty big guess." referring to their plan. THULE! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIKE ANOTHER PLAN!@# if you don't have a better option then STFU!@# i just get irritated when she is questioning the people who actually know stuff about their plans. like you don't know a god damn thing about anything! so your input is pretty shit! TIA!@# i was also a bit annoyed when she couldn't make sense of the jelly life cycle and how transferring their minds or basically waking up in a new clone was blowing her mind. i guess it didn't seem that confusing. and SHE'S A GOD DAMN XENOBIOLOGIST!@# again, the shining beacon in this book. yeah, not a lot of details about them. they was hard to kill. :shrug: nope, everybody go sleepy sleepy time cuz THREE HOLE FUCKING MONTHS!@# NOTHING ALIVE COULD LAST THAT LONG!@#@!
so started the next one, haven't quite finished it. DISSONANCE haven't found any dissonance yet. i'm sure it's coming.
so they're at SOL. all casual about contacting UMC and stuff. most of humanity seems pretty towned. they're heading to jupiter to join them. 1st half pretty boring. she's reading her contacts about news and stuff. :dunno: lot of towned stuff. maybe something is going to happen.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 2, 2021 15:28:57 GMT
then what? STFU!@# urs is next if ur not careful!@#$!@# whoever these people are, they're surly!@ they should be! whoever the vag removers are seem to be pretty lazy! get that vag chopped off first and don't bother me with what's next until it's done!@# i want that vag on a platter before nightfall!@#$ indeed godo chpa! if you want time to slow down ur supposed to do lots of different stef! and if you want it to go fast just rot and do the usual things and ur brain just sort of molds them into one long horrible day in ur memories! self was that yesterday or two years ago? SELF!@# WTF IS THE DIFFERENCE!@# ALL THOSE DAYS ARE THE SAME ANYWAY!@#$ ok, sorry self. proceed with lifetime towning speed at maximum thx. kind of like People's Choice awards for tv shows and movies and stuff. more popular, less critically acclaimed things can actually win those. and many times critically praised stuff is quite chalky and unpleasant! so i'd think a people's choice book would be what we're looking for! and i guess, the book is the TYPE of book we want. just isn't executed with perfection. oh well. oof. if that is what he was thinking then he was WAYY OFF!@#$ self, fine author good self of my fine face and brain, i have written the character of perfection to this point... i should FINALLY have her say or do something useless!@# PEOPLE WON'T BELIEVE SHE IS REAL IF I KEEP WRITING HER THIS PERFECTLY!@#$ i mean... wtf is it! is it from the Vanished? he was in there with the stafblewshards... and the jellies don't like him... jelybeanz: we worship everything teh ole vanishys did and all their leavings! AWWWWW FUCK AND MINDRIPPING VANISHGUY AHHHHRETWQRTWrt#e%@$%@#$%@$%@#$% BAD NEWS BAD NEWS BAD NEWS ohhh right jawchestbackspike dogs gotcha. i guess if i knew whippets were dogs, that might have steered my thoughts! my brain must have skipped that word! (brain background task: self, u no wad whippet is? no fine self! just insert random sea creature like lobsters and crabs and stef! aye aye cap'n *salutes and closes background task* ) *i merrily continue reading completely unaware* seriously tho, if you asked me what a whippet was, i'd guess 1)sucking gas out of whipped cream can 2)s&m sex toy? ... no! sir, a tip upon yourself would be that it is an animal! ohhh ahhh hmm... some sort of monkey? ;dunno;;;; i guess i'm not up to speed on various assorted dog breeds! ;ashamed;; (also hey author! just say greyhound or something next time!@# ;twak;;;; ) maybe you use the shards as some sort of armeatball cooking utensil, you ever think of that!? ;stuburn;; *turns over a King* *kira :B and looks at her cards and thinks hard and stuff* man, this is riveting stuff i hope this game goes on forever! ok, i call, and raise with another horrible question!@# ;hyper;;;; *you give yourself headcancer* yes! other than that, how did you enjoy the play, mrs. lincoln? ;hyepr;; WELL THIER PLAN IS BAD NEWS OK!@# ALSO KIRA IS THE BESTEST SMARTEST CHARACTER EVER WRITTEN SHE SHOULD QUESTION EVERYTHING !@# ;stuburn;; i think maybe most of her experience so far has been studying plankton and algae and stuff. so actual sentient aliens are BLOWING her mind!@# tho she wasn't careful with dust sized aliens either so ;dunno; also she's an idiot. right. so for all the praise these vanished peeps get, seems these dustsuits they made are pretty dangerous if you accidentally mix them with teh wrong stef!@#$ maybe that's why they's vanished. :B i finished dissonance. not sure there was any? if there was it is a stretch of the definition. grego: umm, lots of messages from UMC and stuff.. anyone wanna reply or...... nahhh let em wait. lots of crying about people's houses being destroyed... CAN WE JUST HAVE SOMEONE'S FAMILY CONFIRMED SKEWERED BY SQUISHYDOGCHESTJAWS!@!@#@# no, the family is fine, but that is where i growed up and me sad. seems like for being gone 6 months.... things are about as good as could be expected... whatever. i didn't make a ton of notes, as it was indeed a fairly boring uneventful chapter. despite all the massive dissonance. but, here were my nits: PART FOUR: Fidelitatis so... no idea what that means! i'd think there was gonna be some titty fiddling soon, but this guy never follows through on that!@ so i dunno. note 1: a morven sighting! ;hyper; note 2: at one point a character says "jesus-fucking-christ-on-a-stick" THULE'S SAKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!@#$ note 3: the suit replaces her hand with a dusthand which works perfectly... but she's all skeeved out. "her hand had always been part of her self image ever since she was little" or some dumb crap... i'm just like WHAT? YOUR HAND? i mean.. sure... i guess my hands are part of my self image. cuz they're me. but i'd think you'd be more disconcerted when it was CHOPPED OFF than now when it's replaced! swear to god i don't understand this chick at all. she's walking around handless and people mention it. *brushes it off and says its fine dun worry about it * i guess the UMC isn't super hyped about having them back. or they're scared of dustkira. dunno. *guns pointed at them cliffhanger*
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 3, 2021 15:19:40 GMT
they should be! whoever the vag removers are seem to be pretty lazy! get that vag chopped off first and don't bother me with what's next until it's done!@# i want that vag on a platter before nightfall!@#$ chop that vag! chip chop chip!@# really? it's about the varying of teh stuff? i'm not sure i knew or remembered that one! S3ELF!@# VARIETY!@# NOW!@# self: :B understatement of the thread!@#@! yes! i think that is where the author was at that point! nobody likes a totally unbelievable super character of perfection that you can't relate to!! that's a good point! [[adam here: y u net worship mindripper?]] [[some dumb jelly here: teh mindripper net vanished!@#! :twak:]] ah, ok. rightio good brother!! i'm pretty sure i did say doglike things. at least, that's what i thought. like horrible nightmare dogs. with backwards legs with spikes and also occasionally tentacles dangling off them but that just drag behind them and do nothing and ooze and stuff! :hyuper: probably huge testicle bags too, that do the same! oh! also, i'm reading it on my e-book ovur dare. so i'm pretty sure i was reading along and the author was all hey these are like whippets! and i'm all, huh, self!! wTF is that!@ self good fine slow witted self of your fine self! just touch on the word with your fine finger and thing fancy book device will tell you post haste!! ah yes fine self!! i shall do just that!! and then the electronic device told me, Person who is not too great who is holding me!@! the answer is some dumb ol dog!@!# skinny maybe! (:pst: i don't remember the deets). and self i bet i thought at that time similar to your find self that that was a poor dog comparison choice of neither vastness nor yeeness!! that's the most sense making i've heard in a long time!@#@! yes!@ boy! i could read about this for pages and pages and pages!! mix that in with some horrilbe kira being horrible at everything times and whoo!@ we got some sort of reading party going on!@#$ i about jigged right on out of my bed!@#@! oh god! i was blocking this out of my memory!@ the question betting was so stupid too!@3 is that a raise? eh, i don't know these are all just questions!@ you can't really bet like this!@# this is not how gambling works!@#!@ or story telling really!@# i should probably know this reference. YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY!@#!# i feel like you're running out of steam with kira. we both are. it's like. she's an idiot. she's still an idiot. so everything she does and that happens around her will be stupid. right, but we don't know if the vanished actually made teh blayd yet do we? i think the jellies think they did. but they don't know, right? i've finished it now! and then some! right! all this news and sadness, and nothing really happened. i guess vishal lost his house. it was very upsetting. that's enough time for the nightmares to like quadruple their forces!! probably more! :pst: i still missed the even subtle dissonance. i guess sparrow and neilson argued about politics. :\ really disappointed in teh lack of author descriptions of how the suit fits over kira's titties, quite frankly. if you're not going to have any one fiddle, how about an in depth description! you can explain a whole dumb card game but you can't describe a couple of suit covered titties!@#?? this author!! when she woke up? ur sure excited about morven! oh yeah!@ hey! what gives!@# i guess jesus is still around. or people remember him? :dunno: yes!! can't u just be happy about a perfect hand replica!?? also, you had to know that chance that it actually just got your body to grow it back was pretty slim!! also, it is a tip that shitty nose repair job, remember!! also! it had only been 1 week! tho, given this author, you don't need nearly that kinda time to grow anything! no, NO THEY ARE NOT!! i thought the author was maybe being dumb with the liquid metal for a coolant. but apparently that is a thing in like nuclear reactors or fusion reactors and stuff. so, i guess i can't nitpick him on that! you got me this one time author!!! ok, so they get on the space station and there was this one, "after so long spent on the Wallfish, the amount of space seemed enormous." SO LONG!! whew! 3 months! most of it sleeping!@# man it's like i haven't even seen open space!! smh. just 3 months ago YOU WERE ON A PLANET!@# TONS OF SPACE!! then you just slept on the wallfish for a while. haah. :pst: read next one. Orsted Stationpretty sweet digs for kira!! it was interesting i guess. but ultimately, it's just kira talking to some colonel. he's like, yeah, we ain't allying with the jellies. we got dis! the one thing about the dumb humans leader turning down the ally deal. it seems they are very much underestimating the nightmares! like, you don't want any help wiping them out? i don't understand why you wouldn't just ally with the jellies to kill the nightmares, and then you can always just turn on the jellies at any point when the nightmares are wiped out, or close! it's just not strategically sound to fight a war on 2 fronts when you don't have to. especially when your back is up against a wall. Next chapter - escape if she doesn't escape with a chapter title like that!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 4, 2021 16:42:16 GMT
really? it's about the varying of teh stuff? i'm not sure i knew or remembered that one! S3ELF!@# VARIETY!@# NOW!@# self: :B *sits in dust pile* is dis a good actiminy!!@?? *regan spice* exactly! why do you think superman never really took off!!@# i mean... how dumb ARE we anyway! [[jellybean here: pretty dumb from what we've seen so far!]] *nearscent of dumbness* i don't recall specific "doglike" things being mentioned, but, that does not mean it wasn't!@# i don't recall giant dragging testicle bags either. THAT i'm almost positive i'd remember... i tried touching my paper book and it said HORIBLE PERSON READING ME I AM PAPER AND CANNOT PROVIDE MORE INFORMATION!@#$ MAYBE NEXT TIME SPACE US FINE PAPER BOOKOS AND TRY A DIGITAL ONE!@# WE'D ALL APPRECIATE IT!@# sure thing fine booko, my bad. also yes! a whippet is skinny. its shape reminded me of greyhounds!@# skinny and ntg!@# wife sees you hit the ground: more pages about adding sevens and betting with questions and stuff? you: OF COURSE!@# well this author and 45,000+ readers obviously disagree!@@# ;stuburn;; yikes. someone talking to abraham lincoln's wife! see... he was ... shot... at a play.. hmm... yup. aaa at this point. which sucks because, having a xenobiologist be the person who stumbles upon the suit feels like it could have been an opportunity!! like, have her use her training to her advantage!@# or think of SOMETHING beyond what any old person of the street would!@# this character could be a dust anyone at this point!@# [insert generic dustperson here] that's true. can't just assume the jellybeans know. they're kinda dumbjim too. at the rate they go i'm surprised the universe isnt' all scabby whippetballs!!@# you almost made me literally spit out my coffee all over! and while you jest, i mean... you aren't wrong!@# we've been talking about her vag for hundreds of pages. you title part four fiddletitties and WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER DUSTITTIES YET!@# unforgiveable. author! at LEAST half your audience has vast and yee tit questions!@# maybe jesus is reserved for really powerful cursing times. ;dunno;; how can i be happy about a dusthand, when my real hand has always been inextricably tied to my self worth? ANSWER ME THAT1@# FROM SINCE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I'VE ALWAYS HAD A NONDUST HAND!@#$ grumble grumble.. gonna let you slide on that.. BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!@# my brain tickled a little when he kept mentioning radiators. like, our FTL ships still use radiators? ok. ok. all right. right? she's been physically awake on a ship for... a few days? smdh. jesus thule on a cracker. yeah, like, YOU TOTALLY DON'T HAVE THIS! use whatever help you can get now and decide later if you want to wipe out the jellybeans too. oy vey. i guess the author wants us to hate teh UMC and humans for being dumbjims. i dunno. also sounds like they's attacked now, so. :B *she sits in her implosion prison* seems like our fabled xenobiologist still doesn't understand the dustcycle of her suit. *wakes up with dust on her* OH NOES DID IT EAT MY CAGE. um. no. i don't think the dust is from when IT eats stef... it dusts when YOU eat. right? THULE. only a couple notes you didn't already touch on from orstedville: they're making kira walk to her prison thing. FASTER!@# "she ups her pace a bit but not by much. she'd be damned if she was going to run for them." YEAH YOU REALLY SHOWED EM!@# UR A REALL BADASS!@# later she's in her cell, trying to think of something to do. "if only she had her concertina" cuz then she'd be able to concentrate or something. OHHHHH YEAH!@# IF YOU ONLYL HAD THAT CONCERTINA! BOY YOU'D REALLY SHOW THEM BASTARDS A THING OR TWO1@# THEY'VE NEVER SEEN A PERSON THINKY THINK HARDER AND BETTER!@r@#$
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 5, 2021 14:36:35 GMT
Next chapter - escape if she doesn't escape with a chapter title like that!!! ok read this chapter last night and SPOILER ALERT THEY ESCAPED!@# ;hyper;;; not really many nitpicks or complaints, but i do have a couple! 1. kira is figuring out how to escape her decahedron cage or wadever. "So theoretically the suit ought to be able to produce wires or some such and keep the current from being disrupted". the way the author phrased that, wires or some such, made me think of how i would write about electricity!@# ;hyper; you know, i bet there's, like, wires or something in there. :B so, maybe the suit could do wire type stuff. ;dunno; 2. ok so then she's going to try to free the wallfish crew... and as she's runnnnauunggg through the space station: "The temptation to let loose with the soft blade was strong, but kira had more than learned her lesson. No matter what, she couldn't make another mistake like the one that had led to the creation of the nightmares." and my brain is like, let loose with it how? the nightmare thing seems like a lot different situation. i guess i was confused about what she thought she was gonna do with the suit. later, she kinda does let loose with the suit tho, so maybe that explains it. but, we hadn't really seen her do that up until now. anyway! pretty godo chapter all in all. apparently the entropist has a nice rack! didn't expect the boobs to come from there! enjoyed her use of the suit for once. ripping doors. ripping up floors and walls and things for a shield. i guess it was mostly just ripping stuff. :B but good! but good. didn't realize how quickly and easily the suit could absorb stef! then when she's done she drops it and it just turns to inert dust? hmm. humans really coming off ntg in this whole story imo.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 6, 2021 9:15:46 GMT
*sits in dust pile* is dis a good actiminy!!@?? *regan spice* these are the best ideas we've had so far! *seinfeld voice. i think the nearscent is still here. your books would rather be spaced than be read by you!!? wow. i guess that makes sense. i suppose space isn't that big of a deal for them. a bit cold. SEE! triple it's size. make it red and gross and scabby and pusy. give a few spikes here and there and a tentacle, extra big head and mouth and teeth. BAM!@ nightmare! this book is dangerous!! wow, the card game put the book over the edge for readers choice! we luk rede bout gum! i guess that's readers. but what's that got to do with anything?! also now i don't even remember what we're talking about. :dunno: it was probably dumb anyway. she's finally getting somewhere with the damn suit. man this author took his sweet time getting her there! right, and apparently they worship the vanished. so to them, the vanished came up with everything that is tech and advanced and stuff. so, it's more they assume it is teh vanished. i think the only reason they aren't is because other than being gross and oozy and kind of half broken, they aren't too great!! and just kamikaze and get blasted by bullets and lasers and things. absolutely. he even had the perfect opportunity when she was eyeing herself in the mirror and being disgusted. smdh. that makes good thule sense! makes me think of ren and stimpy spice. I'VE HAD THIS ICE CREAM BAR SINCE I WAS A CHILD!@!@# PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME! ALONE!!!?? i feel like you didn't watch much of that though.
the radiators makes sense cuz they got to get rid o all the heat. but what DOESN'T make sense to me is the FTL crap. which i know you find makes perfect sense, but anyway. so they have to drop out of FTL cuz they have to shed heat right? they get super heated and it messes with the ftlness. i'm pretty sure that's how it was explained. so... why is it always cold in the ship!? it should be hot as fuck!? a little thing that's been bothering me. seems it sheds dust after battles and stuff. i think it's been absorbing stuff but our fine genius xenosuit wearing xenobiologist hadn't noticed. :B i'll waltz into my horrible prison on MY OWN TIME!! :stuburn: how you don't know the power of the concertina is beyond me![/quote] SPOILER ALERT THEY ESCAPED!@# ;hyper;;; i'm honestly a bit shocked. yeah, ur on to something here. hmm. sensor wall that detects me touching it. hmmm. i bet they use the ol electricity for THAT!! :pointstohaid: i'm sure the suit will no wad to do. i mean hell, it doesn't wanna get squished either! :stuburn: yeah, it seemed to be just general suit fear. and if she lets a piece of it get cut off and separated, which damned if i can remember even how that happened. but anyway, she'll make maw nightmare number two!! which i think would be pretty great. yeah, not surprised that the suit can do tons more if kira wasn't so dumbjim. WHOOO HOO! a bit brief. but, at least it was something! right. when it has to shrink it just drops itself like dust. it seems to be able to manipulate things at a quantum level! they could be better. really mostly the military. which, they are usually super sweet so! next chapter NECESSITY IIi guess there is necessity. :shrug: so they escape in teh wallfish that's now finger pig. not sure how that whole thing would work in this instance. don't worry about that ship that is leaving that we just watched through cameras all the people we were chasing get in. nope! that's teh finger pig not teh wallfish!! see! look teh computer say so!! i'm like, ehh. what? ok. :B i found the whole thing where she is trying to separate the suit from her with all her might right in teh bridge, just more dumb kira. like you can't just will it off you! even if that WERE possible, you're no where near ready for that. also, all the bridge must have seen her boobs! tho they might have been a little distracted by the spectacle, but naked kira seeing nonetheless!! and then more gregorovich spice. he did not like their plan at all!! gregorovich said there was nothing they could do to change the autopilot. *hwangbang yanks something. *he's unplugged and apparently everything is fine and now we have morvulva. and then we have another exufuent number 4! read that too! it is a tip that spoiler!!! basically a big long chat with gregorovich where we find out something extra towned him. tho his mutiny was sill his own. and then we had the almost dustsuitvagtown!!@ another real dropped ball on the author's part!! tho i think he might just be warming us up to it. like she's all, I COULD NEVER! was about ALAN!!?? *wants to big time and is totally going to town the living daylights out of captain oh my captain!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 6, 2021 16:05:58 GMT
i think the nearscent is still here. the dumbnesscent is omnipresent, near and far! we are FREEZING but at least we aren't being read and poked by that horrible dumbjim guy!@# *shudders with memory disgust* worst. dogs. evar. ;hyper;;;;; apparently it is!@# we luk teh gum bigtemm alsew we reed bout exhoontz! it's just a way of listing all the shit wrong with something!@@# like this book sucks, is dumb the characters are horrible and the plot makes no sense! but other than that mrs lincoln HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING TEH BOOKO!@# OH WELL YEAH OTHER THAN THAT I'TS GRETA OBV!!@# so the correlation is other than ur husband being shot in the fucking head, how was the play!@# NEVER MIND IT DOESN'T MATTER ;pullshairout;; humans: um, we invented our own rockets. jellybean: ;suspicous: pshyeah right!@# ;hugegiantrolleyes;;; get a load of THESE guys over here claiming to invent stuff. ;lmao; ;nearscent snicker;; maybe if they just concentrated on growing first and not feeling the need to ooze on everyone. or do they need organic material to grow? not sure we know. i know they like absorbing peeps! or.. do we know that? or do they just want to absorb idealisdustkira? ;hmm; very unclear on final motivations of nightmares. probably cuz they don't really have any, just a dumb cosmic oozegrowing accident. "she noticed her bosom was slightly enhanced and perky" there! that's all you gotta say!@# smdh indeed. i mean. i remember watching it. but not enough to recall specific things like growing up with an ice cream bar. i remember... "REEEEENNNNNN", and "ooohhh steempy!" and maybe some booger wiping. ;dunno; i think he mentioned kira being hot one time, then the fropped out of ftl and it cooled off. heaven forbid she had any sort of working knowledge of it after all the EONS OF TIME she's spent with it by now!!!@# it's like she's so mad at the suit, she refuses to figure it out. but as a xenobiologist, i'd think her curiosity and wanting to LEARN (as she supposedly does) would make her more investigative. god i'm still talking about this kira person. ;weary;; ok startiiiiinnnnggg NOW! *kramer spice* exactly! and luckily her suitmask gives her electricity in walls vision!@@ # *see glowing in walls* ahhh... wires or some such! lmaoooooo OH FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW MANY MAWS WE GOT NOW!@# gives a whole new meaning to being a memaw! hey look! useful suit times! good thing we are only 8 BAJILLION WORDS INTO THIS BAD BOY oooohhhh quantum words. *drool* i'm still confusion about the suit and the maw and stuff tho. ;headscratch; like, how come here it just frops off into dust but when she was spaced or whatever it melded with jellybean & carr and became a memaw? dunno if it is just me being a dumbjim or the author not really explaining clearly. likely both. was it something about how kira was directing it when she was spaced? like she was freaking out and gave the suit horrible directions? like, LIVE1@#$ GO FORTH AND LIVE OMGI'MGONNADIEDON'TWANNADIE and so the suit was like, oh! ok dustkira no prob! *makes tons of oozy scabdogs as per its direction* everyone always expects the military to make super sweet logical life affirming decisions!@# these chapters are starting to bother me even tho i know it's stupid. like, this is the second necessity chapter we've had so it's "Chapter IV: Necessity II" like, for real dude? WELL OBV WE NEED TO KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY NECESSITIES AND STUFF THERE'S BEEN!@# ;pointstohaid; reader: hay waaaaiiitt a minute i already READ about necessity... ohh this is a NEW one! NOW i get it. :B thenk u riter 4 teh chpta tip! weird bowz man! we dun show a finger pig as having docked here at all!@# OWE WEL LUT THUM GEW EYE GEZ! :B oh man! so dumb and horrible!@# i made a note on that same section: "What's losing the suit right now going to accomplish? Who's going to talk to Itari? Also was she mostly naked right then???" ahh great minds. but for real tho. let's say she succeeds in tosting the suit off. now what!?? that's the only way u were talking to the fucking jellybean!@# AND UR PROBABLY GONNA NEED IT, U KNOW HOW IT JUST SAVED EVERYONE'S ASS IN THE SPACE STATIOONNNNAGDFGLSKDGJDS#$%@#$%@#$%#$%#$% fuck, fell down an aggravation hole there. so you're saying hugegangbang yanked on a pipe and now it's morevulva time? seems legit! i was wondering about that whole setup tho. so... you have a ship mind who is fully integrated and in charge of the whole ship to the point where it's basically his body. oh! but yeah they're pretty unstable and prone to turning ;crazy; isn't a physical manual override something that would be built into every ship? just flip a switch and it disconnects nutrientgreg and switches over to virtualmulva? feels like an oversight not to have a fool proof failsafe there! (i know falcon has some secret override word, but i'm talking like an old school lever. also his words didn't work, sooo..) luckily falcontown has an oober smart machine boss hugewhang on his crew i guess who knows which pipes to yank on. also!@# whangbang just programs in some multiple ftl jumps no problem lickety split!@# WHY ARE WE BOTHERING WITH THESE SHIP MINDS?? seems like more risk than benefit! also! if no one goes down and talks to grego i'm gonna be angry with them. i stopped reading here and will come back after reading... *squints* oh ffs excunts 4!@# ;facepalm; and then we have another exufuent number 4! read that too! it is a tip that spoiler!!! basically a big long chat with gregorovich where we find out something extra towned him. tho his mutiny was sill his own. and then we had the almost dustsuitvagtown!!@ another real dropped ball on the author's part!! tho i think he might just be warming us up to it. like she's all, I COULD NEVER! was about ALAN!!?? *wants to big time and is totally going to town the living daylights out of captain oh my captain![/quote]
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 7, 2021 4:54:58 GMT
the dumbnesscent is omnipresent, near and far! i guess it's just a scent we always scent out. humans i mean. like us! well! we need to do many much more reader's choice bookos! OOOHHH!! i see! thanks for the explain! so reading this book is just like being shot in the head! i assume there is some sort of correlation to god with these jellies and their vanished ovur dare. :B i guess i was under the impression that they are trying to just grow to be everything. growing is their agenda. absorb grow to entire universen. wow, that WAS easy! man! we keep showing that we are a better authors than this guy. AND WE AREN'T EVEN AUTHORS!@# yeah, pt and me were a bit more obsessed with it. pt really obsessed. but she's good at obsession. maybe once, but really he's always talking about how cold it is on the ship during ftl! i guess this author is bad at explaining things. like it's cold right before they jump back to FTL, then it slowly gets hot as fuck. and then they drop and it gets cold AF and repeat. but mostly he just talks about it being cold. it's hard to stop since she is basically all we read about!! her suit vision was convenient in this case. memaw: DAMNIT KIRA!@# QUIT MAKING MORE MAWS!@ it is getting confusing! jeez! how fast do you expect this author to go! give him time to tell a story for christ sakes!! if you don't understand the game of sevens you won't understand ANYTHING!#@! i'm totally confused about this too. so this author is not explaining this well at all. i don't actually understand how a piece of the suit separated. she didn't seem to even know she could control the suit way back then. she just sat arounf being angry and curling up into a suitball and stuff. WE DON'T NEED KNOW HELP!@# we got howitzers and solar lasers BITCH!@#! i luk theez tipz. i giv uwaurd! finger pig go home now bowz. what's that? i net know where fugatives go. they net here now. :shrug: it's a very dangerous area! you can really barely walk arounf here with out falling in these holes. but also yes! is she just praying the suit will hop on someone else at this point? maybe it'll hop on the grasper! also, just 10 minutes ago you were worried it would make another maw! well, wtf do you think this is gonna do!@#!@?? oh my god, it's like i saw you and then just jumped in your hole willingly!@#! yes, all these things. tho we get a bit more of this up ahead so... also at hugegangbang! what a perfect name. but also wangbang too! so many great names! WANGBANG YANK PIPE! WANGBANG FIX! WANGBANG GOOD AND GO FIX STEF NOW. is is a tip that all right sir! trying to decide if i keep typing about teh next one. hmm. also, wait till you get a load of the chapter naming for part 4!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 7, 2021 14:11:54 GMT
i guess it's just a scent we always scent out. humans i mean. that sounds right. dumbness as humans default scent. ;yes; wouldn't it be something if every readers choice award book had games in them about adding sevens and betting with words and things!?? WE HAD NO IDEA HOW POPULAR THIS WAS! YES!@#$ how could there not be! the vanishys makes all teh stef! man i wish them vanishgods hadn't made these horrible dumbscented human things!@# ;yuck;; right. but can they just absorb dirt and dust and moons and things? or do they need to absorb some other stef too? like why the need to grow ships and town other species if they can grow without doing that.. IF WE AREN'T AUTHORS THEN WHY HAVE I BEEN CARRYING AROUND ALL THESE WORDS FOR SO LONG!@#$ also i think it came out at the right age/time for you guys. also pt is disgusting so she probably had fun imagining towning all their booger stalactites and things. :B think you nailed it with the bolded part. as we demonstrate below with another bad explanation of how the memaw came to be. true! let's see what happened other than kira dumbjim stuff... hmm.. thinking... oh! itari cut off a tentacle and ichored on some stuff! kinda wish this book was written from his perspective! [[Itari here: I sure wish I could communicate with someone other than dustkira smh]] exactly! kira is going to be the memaw of so many other maws and memaws!@!# ;ballhands;; fuck! i'm not 100% sure i DO understand the game of sevens!@# to be fair i think i zoned out on some of the rules and explanations. ;sheepish; author: ;rolleyes; um helo it is a tip that MAW! ;pointstohaid; also ;twak; oh! ok well why didn't you say so! *humans easily win the war and everyone lives happily ever after* apparently this is literally what happened!!! eye ownlee c finger pigs. kira: boy u shur lik pigz :B falcontown: wel they r smurt n u ken finger thum. ;leer;; he sank like a STONE! omg that is amazing. it doesn't even help to know all the holes are here and dangerous! the tiny between hole areas are sloped and covered in ice!@#$ WHANGBANG NET HAPY ABOWT GREG that's actually kind of how she talks i can definitely see how having an ubersmart giant slimebrain integrated with the ship and able to make decisions and calculations and whatnot way faster than any person could is a useful thing to has. and i guess make more nuanced decisions than a virtual mulvamind. cuz it can actually think. but! still no excuse for not having insanemind disconnect protocols. you know, that the brain can't hack or infest. i hope the sequel to this book is grego walking around in a 10 foot tall cryptbody. ok read exhuentheight four!@# haven't looked at the part 4 names yet... i did see part 4 was named something dumbjim that will no doubt prove meaningless. THOUGH! i will admit part 3 was actually more fiddletitty than i expected!!!@# so kudos find author! ok, my comments on the grego convo exhunt: basically a big long chat with gregorovich where we find out something extra towned him. tho his mutiny was sill his own. and then we had the almost dustsuitvagtown!!@ another real dropped ball on the author's part!! tho i think he might just be warming us up to it. like she's all, I COULD NEVER! was about ALAN!!?? *wants to big time and is totally going to town the living daylights out of captain oh my captain! oh CAPTAIN! ;eyeflash; maybe now that she can make living things she will town the living daylights right INTO him! ahh? hmm. curious what gregorovich's voice sounds like in ur haid. he's so weird, it strikes me as some sort of cross between the mad hatter (your ship ith TWO DAYS THLOW thaths what it is..) and the cheshire cat when he's sort of fading out and drawing out his s'ssssss...... *falconi jerks his chin* not sure why he keeps doing that. it's like the author doesn't want to say someone nodded or indicated direction with their head and just keeps saying people jerk their chins. ;jerkit; hey, falcontown, i'm off to talk to insane grego. falcon: k just don't let him have access to teh mainframe thxkbye ok... ehhh... i guess i won't. like, anything special i should watch for orrrr...... i guess hugegangbang warned her about the headphones later. seemed like a rather offhand remark to send her away with! OK NO PROBS JUST DON'T LET THE CRAZY TRIP RUINING BASTARD OUT NOT THAT I'LL GIVE YOU ANY INFO ON HOW NOT TO DO THAT THX! :byebye; Falconi: do you know what happens when a shipmind rams their ship into a planet? kira: nothing good. Falconi: would have accepted "bad news" there also, but YES nothing good! ;pointstohaid; so she's going down to chat with ole greggy and on the way she is contemplating the awfulness of being trapped alone or whatever. and she thinks how she wouldn't even with THAT on the nightmares! and i thought... really? i mean... i guess she's being pretty empathetic there but come on! hate for the scaboozedogs to be lonely! heck they'd just grow some more friends!!@# anyway, thought that was an odd thought to tost in there.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 8, 2021 2:18:05 GMT
ok, gotta come back to this one cuz read more chaps and stuff! but if i don't. i didn't go into it yet so there aren't spoilers here. i guess i could just make another post with the next chapter. :B i guess i will. so go ahead and just ignore this bold warning and carry on! well great!@ now we have to check!@ vernoog. maybe it's even worse since we don't die! oh! that's probably gonna break some of their faith! cuz we and teh jellies are threats! we'll try to destroy stop them. stop them first! cuz they have a couple driving factors. grow. and fear. oh and anger! we're aspiring authors! :usehaid: can you call yourself an author if ur riting crap that hasn't been published? not sure. eww he explains the hot cold thing a bit better in upcoming chapters. not sure if u thet far. but basically i was right, but i didn't think it was too clear. oh! the author could have switched! those are some good books where you jump around between perspectives. that way if one sucks you get a break!! she is one bad memaw! *touches dustvag i'm pretty sure it will be crucial to understanding the climax of the game. and also crucial to kira and falconi dustvagtowning. i guess anything can happen in an explosion. she shot an oxygen tank or something. bam. maw! DUH! i don't really understand why the humans are as well off as they are. author: the humans are horrifically outgunned and out-teched. *they're fine. i'm telling you, we now have to read some of these other reader's choice awards! sorry. when they first said finger pig i thought, self! is that the opposite of a wall fish? self good fine self! i don't really see how a finger is opposite of a wall! a pig and a fish, maybe!! self!! it is a tip that this author makes no sense self!! oh right. carry on! this place is a safety nightmare!! oh man! i will totally traverse the dangerous sloped hole area of that book!!! oh wow. we thought he might get spiked but now instead he's gonna have black fractal flowers inside his person! just sort of like a lunatics voice. because of all the laughing and weirdness definitely not like a manly voice. cheshire cat is definitely close. maybe he can move just his chin! i thought the same thing. like, wait, is that a big risk? what would i do that would cause that to happen? like, if i trip and fall will that give him access? so the headphones could give him back control, but one pipe yank takes it away. this whole greg control no control makes no sense! ship go kablooey and stef. :B we can't even tell if teh nightmares think at all other than townkillooze!!
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