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Post by isthisamo on Mar 16, 2021 9:47:45 GMT
this here is pure, unadulterated time spent! excellent. well, not excellent. something. is there an adjective that means something is nothing? :hmm: also, i want to put up another Pi video that will get views and grow me channel ovur dare. so no offense when i have to work on other videos between these gems ovur dare. if i grow my channel, maybe eventually we'll have enough people that some weirdos might actually watch our dumbness! also! someone thumbs downed our video! the nerve!! she is some hell of a main character! i don't recall ever reading about one so less than average!! i feel like if it is THE NAME OF THE GODAMN CHAPTER! i shouldn't be confused as to if it made sense or was maybe in the chapter! anyway. very strange choices. bro, you like numbers, this guy likes dumb stupid names that he or someone comes up with! also, he's even renaming chapters to things other than chapters!@! this guy takes convention and just spits and poops on it and stuff! well! i think ur just splitting hairs on how their talking works! they scent talk! where do you think the scent comes from?! OOOZZE! also, apparently their computers can also oozesmelltalk. who knows how! :shrug: sweeeeet. wait, is that your version of an improvement?? man! and i thought the book was long now!@!# bigtime! just. yeah, bigtime. i think that sounds about right. i marked a part here she thinks or the author says, "Even though she couldn't have known how the Soft Blade was going to respond..." technically true, but also completely her MO to just dum de doo dah through and be all, who knows!! maybe something good will happen! how should i know! all i know is everybody ELSE should be being way more careful around me!! idiots!! ooohh!@! so the chapter name DOES make sense!! it's just way deeper than we thought!! that's REALLY DEEP! too deep, probably. i think they must be able to radio spaceinterweb their scent language. maybe they have sweet scentforums with amazing scentemojis!! :huper:
maybe MAYBE they have some sort of visual system with eyes and screens and stuff and they can do something like reading AND scentalk! :B the ship is definitely the current best character! hands down. she is so random! well, they're not jellies! DUM DUM!! no idea either! i was gonna look it up and realized it was too far back. can't do it. maybe if i had a paper copy. easy peasy when the softblade gots yo back!! and IS your back! :pointstohaid: no, i had same thoughts on this one. oh! well that sure was easy! she's like, maybe i can find teh staff! like you said, 10 minutes later. WELL I GES I CAN! hey captain or whoever. i found the staff ovur dare and boy can i not wait to town with that staff!@!@ WHOOO!@#! this list looks right. and yes, we don't know if the poopsuit is or is of these other aliens. also, that is what i gathered as well, that this suit is the last of teh 6! as far as that computer or her suit knows. don't remember where that info came from. :B well, we have no idea! but, i do think that regardless of the answers to the first questions, the answer to stoopid and oozy is a bigtime yes!!! it's a good thing she's been practicing that suit parting!! not following this. is this somewhere i should know? i think we covered everything. and the chapter ends with the shooting started. so there's gonna be some shooting! LASERS!! pew pew!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 16, 2021 16:46:44 GMT
is there an adjective that means something is nothing? :hmm: indeed? ;dunno;; acknowledged, fine brother. acknowledged. WHAT!@#$ WE BUST OUR ASSES DRAWING NUTS AND THIS IS THE THANKS WE GET!@#$ *pea* i'd love to get more feedback than just a thumbs down. HAY! WAD U NETT LIKE? WE R GRUT! maybe we didn't get to the testicles quick enough in the video? seems like there must have been some other horrible ones *cough parzival* but she's growing on me in horribleness!!@# dustpoops? ahh? hmm. BROTHER DON'T BE FOOLISH OF COURSE THEIR COMPUTERS OOZESMELLTALK!@# *pointstohaid* also, i mean, i guess ur rite, they have technology and stuff so they has to have it work and communicate somehow! so they build in the smellooze into their tech obv!@# i know! just look at how much potential quantity this guy is leaving on the table! smh! starting to like that doctor Carr guy more now in retrospect!@# he was treating this chick properly! OH SURE COME ABOARD AND TOWN EVERYONE WITH THIS POOPSUIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER!@# SURE! OH YEAH AND GO FUCK AROUND ON TEH JELLYSHIP OF SUMMONS!@# HAVE UR RUN OF TEH PLACE YOU'VE EARNED OUR TRUST BIGTIME!@#$ hmm.. i am smelling some oozy condescension here. :B ALSO YES BROTHER MAYBE ALL THOSE THINGS!@# ;FU; i mean. she's correct, obviously, but it's like... NOW'S NOT THE TIME WE HAVE TO GTF OUT OF HERE POST HASTE!@# ;twak;;; i have a paper copy! ;hyper;; but it is at home and i will never do this!@# ;hyper;;; the softblayd is definitely her back! and her front! and let us not forget... also her vag! *pointstovag* CAPTAIN THESE STAF TIMEZ WE WILL SHORTLY BE HAVING WIL BE GRETA! I'M SURE OF IT! I'M JUST AS SURE OF IT AS I AM SURE I'M IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THIS SWEET DUSTSUITSPIKESUIT! reminded me of ur complaint on RP2 about how easy some of the quests were. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! *sings a song and it's done* it is info we has! that may be correct but probably not. ;twak: quit! ;twak: being so! ;twak; stupid! ;twak; and oozy!! ;twak; *ichors all over the place* ehh.. i dunno. don't her bladepoopsuitdreams keep saying something about teh verge or am i getting the rong? pew pew indeed! CHAPTER 9: TEH PEW PEW GRACELINGi did see the word graceling in this chapter! so... high five to us i guess? still felt a little rando for a chapter title but wadevs. ehh.. people keep using "THULE!" as some sort of expletive or something. i noticed that. also, teh extra oozy squishy guys pew pewed most everyone so there wasn't really any pewing of teh wallfish ovur dare. but they dock on the space station and let everyone out. kira manages to accidentally skewer someone again. opps sory about that my bad! ;blushes; *sawftblyyd fixes her nose horribly* aww thanks dustpoop ur teh baest!@# maybe in ancient prehistory from 125 or more years ago humans attacked teh jellybeans and teh nukyuler bombs turned some of them to devolved oozecreatures! and those guys r angry now and attack lessoozyjellybeans! i dunno, i got nothin.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 17, 2021 7:44:19 GMT
first, i know! it's very irratating getting the random thumbs down. This one is rough cuz we only have 3 thumbs ups and 15 views. 2nd, i think you were probably right. we need to jump straight to teh ballsack@!# whoo!@#! i guess i was thinking more along the lines of just kind of NTG. like there are plenty of horrible characters that i've hated. but she is an interesting just kind of, just below average kind of human. it's something. sometimes i wish i could dust poop! amirite!@!@? with their 100 years of advanced development beyond us, they has it. we'll have smellovision in 100 years for sure!@!@ or it will just inject smells directly into our brains! maybe that's how teh jellybeans are doing it. it's probably easier to inject things into jellybrains too! i really hadn't realized!!! yeah, we didn't really have a full appreciation for just how horrible our fine kira was at that point!! hmm? what? oh, i see how that might have come across. I'm sure that's just a mistake of the medium. i'm sure my past self would never do that. i recall my past self to be a sweet little moron. :shrug: well, if it's relevant in some way, they'll bring it up again! :stuburn: i don't ever forget that. i pretty much picture her dustsuitvag the whole time i'm reading!@! yes! though i was thinking. that is the reason these dumbolbeans want the dustspikesuit! cuz it knows where teh staff is and these jellies love a good staff! which makes sense! oh for fucks sake!!@! what did we just twaksay!@#!# no idea! this is not a detila my brain decided to pick up on! i neither remember that that is the name or that it appeared anywhere in teh chapter! ;vernoog: i believe they went over that in the beginning somewhere. i think it meas JESUS!!! oh man!! she's hugging this guy with her towneveryone spikesuit and apparently she still is DUM DEE DOO DAHING through life cuz WTF!!! that guy was destined to be spiked as soon as she hugged him!! also, what's with the shitty nose fixing! maybe these blade people did have something to do with these horrible mangled dog aliens!! this suit is both cool and bloody useless!@#!@# as good a theory as any!! i am with Kira on this one! they ask her, HEY XENOBIOLOGIST WHO IS ALSO HORRIBLE! WAD U MAKE OF THIS!!?? Kira: let's all bear in mind how horrible i am!! ok? so! I HAVE NO IDEA!! this makes no sense whatsoever!! TIA!! why! i don't have any theory at all! imma head to my room and suit spread mah vag!! HTH! CYA later!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 17, 2021 16:47:26 GMT
i guess i was thinking more along the lines of just kind of NTG. like there are plenty of horrible characters that i've hated. but she is an interesting just kind of, just below average kind of human. it's something. yeah, just generally nonspicy and mildly incompetent! annnd GO! oh man you're absolutely right! they will send stim signals to our brains to make us smell our smellovisions BIGTIME in 100 yrs! and jellybrains are much easier to get to, no pesky skulls in the way so they got smellovision WAY sooner! they probably started with it! OH MAN DID YOU SMELL THAT COP SHOW LAST NIGHT? VERY EXCITING!@#$ jellybeans watching tv 100 yrs ago brother.... come on. relax guy take a rest! past me would never. ;applerub;;; you, i guess. ;suspicious; i basically never sleep, or do anything other than picture teh poopdustvag ;drool;;;; that does make sense brother! ;highfive; also of course the jellybeans love a good staff. jellies are squishy! they are infatuated with big hard staffs of blue! ;poinstohaid;; that's funny... my brain ignored teh "Vanished" or whatever you said earlier... i think my brain changed it to vag-ish maybe. also there's too much weird shit and weird names and crap of stuff we have no idea what it is or what he's talking about so the brain is like... IGNORE UNTIL FURTHER INFO RECEIVED!@# i only noticed because i noted teh chapter name to make fun of it here later. then i saw the word! DAMMIT!@# my brain recalls nothing of any explanation. i just know they keep saying it, and via context yes obviously it means OH FOR CHRISTSAKE!@# just not sure why.... i guess once we left earth and found teh beacon, regulare old jesus was out of style! LATER BROSKI YOU NEVER CAME BACK LIKE YOU SAID SO WE'RE DOING THE THULE THING NOW!@# ;applerub;; i guess i'm calling jesus broski and rubbing his head. :/ hay! if that guy would have relax guyed and taken a rest he wouldn't have hased to get softblayed! ;stuburn; OW! THIS SOFT BLADE IS REALLY HARD AND SHARP WTF!@#$ *poopsuit makes new jellies* *they are the worst aliens evar and very squishy and misshapen* HTH indeed! *it doesn't help* if she was better at controlling the dustsuit she could totally town herself with it! but! she doesn't even TRY! smdh. SOME XENOBIOLOGIST! chapter 10: Darmstadtanother sense making chapter name! ;highfive; so... i didn't really hate this chapter? maybe teh book is gonna pick up steam. at least, i feel like maybe we have a plot outline. teh jellybean / squishynightmare / human war is basically going on everywhere, including earth which has been towned by a bulgy nightmare kamikaze ship ;hyper; and we are obvs gonna lose this war if we just keep pludging fwd as we currently are. SO! off we go on a quest for teh staff of blue! maybe it can save teh day! or, maybe kira will use it to town the universen. and her vag. didn't hate the Akawe robot guy! he seemed to be with it! a rarity in this book. also he's a robot, (opps i mean "construct") so he has that going for him. which is nice. except for teh taste of coffee being off. sory boot that. ;apple;; but for real tho, he's like ummmm... i can't just zoom off into teh galaxy while there's a war going on because YOU SAY SO! sorry gonna need a bit more! *plugs his arm into her horrible brain* ;hyper;; okletsgo we got another towning clue while akawe was talking to her. Akawe: can you feel teh suit appendages when ur brazenly grabbing jellybean computer? Kira: oh yeah! feels just like it's me fingers in there! Unsaid but Implied: alsocanfeelmyvag;leer; so there are definitely falconi (piercing blue ;eyesflash; )towning times dead ahead! *sirens go off* also kira keeps mentioning some Highmost character. seems liek something that will matter at some point.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 18, 2021 13:03:17 GMT
OK! time for my nightly homework!! best homework ever! to be fair. yeah, just generally nonspicy and mildly incompetent! annnd GO! yes! i thought about this a little bit more after i typed this up. and it really is dead on. she is just a slightly below average fairly selfish human. tho how she is at her chosen profession might be well below average! oh, i'm confident you are right here. the jellybeans LUV a good cop smelloshow!! suspicious, but also no way to know any of these things now that it's all in the past! :highfive: a quote from our fine fine father just came to mind. "what else is there?" the more i think about stuff the more this author is one of the most sense making authors i've ever read! even if his dumdum main character is a bit agitating to say the least! this makes total sense! i was like self! did you even LOOK at that title!! it is a running conversation thread in the book convo!! you might want to at least read it!@#! brain: :shrug: me: haah. proceed. pretty sure yes on all fronts brother. also, this makes sense! maybe thule is who they attribute the beacon too. :dunno: if he'd have really really relaxed maybe he could felt some soft vag!! but instead you really got the blayd part of teh ol softblayd! if you actually live, maybe next time u'll use ur haid!! doesn't this sound exactly right? if the poopsuit could in fact make things like new jellies! which, i think it could!! WHAT!? HOW COULD IT HAVE NOT HAD!!?? she is getting better. i believe she will be able to do this in her future. if she doesn't die. but the suit seems to do a pretty good job of keeping her alive so. dammit! forgot to note chapter title again!! or maybe i didn't cuz it was boring. like we already know wad that is. also, we know she's going to meet teh UMC ovur dare. agreed good brother. WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE! yeah, he grew on me right quick, the little bugger! (not sure where that came from) anyway, apparently he saw enough stuff in there to convince him. i don't think he needed much convincing. he just needed something! give me SOMETHING! we already know she could feel her vag from the vag touching times back on teh valkylrie. but now we know if she towned herself with her poopsuitself she would feel all aspects of said towning!! this book could really take a weird turn! but yeah, i think more likely will be the ol falconi ovur dare vs her own dustboner. the poopsuit selftowning is an inevitability in her future i will just assume will happen. ah yes, i agree here too. maybe they are poopsuit makers. also, are they the same as the vanishing race? man, this stuff is still very confusing. ok, so my notes now... anything to add from them ovur dare? oh, so there was one quote. really? it's the universe's fault? sure sure. certainly nothing to do with incompetence! what would lead you to have those thoughts!?? on to next chapter i will likely read tonight Chapter 11 Exposure:leer: oh baby! here we go!!! expose thine vag self!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 18, 2021 18:25:16 GMT
yes! i thought about this a little bit more after i typed this up. and it really is dead on. she is just a slightly below average fairly selfish human. tho how she is at her chosen profession might be well below average! right, we know she's a xenobiologist. we don't know if she's a GOOD one. our latest chapter gives us a clue, tho! the Entropists found out a bunch of stuff about the "nightmares" and she is reading it is truly astonished at how much they were able to learn!! AND THEY AREN'T EVEN XENOBIOLOGISTS!@# god now i'm having george costanza "is there a marine biologist here" times bouncing arounf in my head. moving on! and medical smelloshows too probably! i would like to argue with this, but i don't even know what we're talking about any more!@#$ ;cussing;;; god damn you! now i just pictured his face doing the gross back and forth tongue thing where he is admiring women in the most disgusting way imaginable!@#$ ;pea;;;; don't worry brother!@# i got this!@# *keeps meticulous track of how many of the chapter titles appear in the chapter or make any sense whatsoever* *the information is completely unusable* HAY JESUS! IF YOU WANT US TO CURSE USING UR NAME AGAIN UR GONNA HAVE TO STEP UP UR GAME!@#$ THIS THULE GUY AT LEAST MADE THIS BIG SHITTY BEACON!@# jesus: hmm... *creates nightmare squishaliens* *humans see the nightmare creatures* JESUS H CHRIST WAT ARE THOSE!@@#$@#$$# jesus: thule: maybe i just figured out this booko!! ;hyuper;;; DAMMIT I WANTED TEH SOFT HALF!@# GAH!@# also apparently there's no hard feelings with Bob and Bladey. u no wad, i had it comin. no worries. oh jeez. did dustkira make these new squishies while she was hibernating in the spaceship for 80 days and doesn't even know it? i bet her dreams are real and she's totally creating shit. smdh. brother! patience! this fine lady will town herself with her alien suit soon enough!!@# i guess that's you. the suit: good at keeping her alive. even better at towning the daylights out of her. maybe in the future. indeed! indeed fine suit of dust and poop upon thine good self face we are!@# ;hgyper;;; ouchentine also teh fact that joining the war at this point and just losing very slightly slower isn't much of a play! at least this way there's a shred of hope. lmaoooo. i didn't write it down, but i think around that same part teh book says "she didn't want to be a fighter, she only wanted to learn. Italics and everything! like, what!? since when!@# SHE'S BARELY LEARNED ANYTHING!@#$ and not to spoil too much in the next chapter... BUT FALCONI WANTS HER TO TRAIN WITH SPARROW TO HELP HER USE THE SUIT BETTER AND SHE TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT TO BIGTIME!@#$ NO! U CAN'T MAKE ME! THETT STUPID! ME NO WANNA!@# ;pullhairout;;;; like WHAT!@#$@$# OMFG@!@$#@#$%@# DON'T TELL ME THIS BITCH WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO LEARN AND THEN HAVE HER RESIST LEARNING!@#$ GAH!@#$ omg my literal notes: Chapter 11: Exposure (vag chapter?) ALSO IT IS A TIP THAT IT IS NOT THE VAG CHAPTER!@#$ it is exposure in the sense of sawwfblaydd stabby videos are all over da news ovur dare!@# woot!@# ok, a few things bugged me here. first: she's watching these news videos, and sees one where she stabbys bob teh numerologist. and her thought was, oh, that looks a lot more frightening than i'd imagined. now i understand why everyone was at me! i didn't realize! me: YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD LOOK ALL THAT SCARY TO SEE SOME BALD CHICK HAVE A BLADE FORM OUT OF HER BODY AND STAB A GUY THROUGH! ? i... i have no words. i do NOT get this chick. like. at all. this isn't the end of my irritation with her this chapter either. i mentioned it already but falconi says he wants her to train with sparrow on using the suit. me: finally! someone else in this booko talking some sense!!@# whew! her immediate reaction: doesn't want to. and is pretty immature and petulant about it to boot!@# OMFG!@#$ my official notes while reading: "of course she doesn't want to ;rolleyes;" let's see wad else, wad else.... oh gregorivich calls her spikey meatbag! that was nice. got irritated with her during her convo with him too. he keeps asking her what she is. and she gets all defensive again I KNOW WHAT I AM!@# HUMPH!@#$ JESUS H MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST BITCH!@# NO YOU DON'T! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!@# YOU CAN BARELY KEEP FROM ACCIDENTALLY KILLING PEOPLE AND YOU REFUSE TO LEARN ABOUT OR TRAIN WITH THIS SUIT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA IF YOU'RE EVEN HUMAN ANYMORE!@#$@#$ OMFG I HATE HER!@#$ she ate something in this chapter and my immediate thought was "is she going to dustpoop all over soon?" that was fun. and more annoyance with this author and ship voyage time preparations!@# so apparently it's going to take 3 months at FTL to get to the ROD OF BLUE and she can't cryo cuz of dustbonersuit. and she starts talking about how she hopes she doesn't starve again or something and oh man i sure hope i can get the suit to hibernate me or whatever!@# and... i dunno.. am i crazy? you can't just.. live like a person for 3 months? you're literally prepping for the trip, so you shouldn't have a food shortage. what am i missing? falconi even calls her out on it sort of when he's talkign about her training with the suit! at least i think he did... she was bitching how she had not time to train with the suit anyway! or something. and he's like YOU'RE AWAKE FOR 3 MONTHS!@#$ am i imagining that? i don't think i am. but yeah! you have 3 months with nothing to do. FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE USEFUL BEYOND TOUCHING UR DUSTVAG!@#$@#$ okimfinished. ;whew;;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 19, 2021 3:42:06 GMT
all sources point to very very horrible!! BUT! maybe she just keeps her talents well hidden!! she doesn't want to all the sudden have us readers have high expectations!! oh! i bet they have a smellohistory channel detailing their entire existence of probably at least a few hundred years!@#! me neither. i'm sure one or both of us were pretty great!!! hey!@# i didn't make him our father! now i'm having dad as darth vader and horrible brother jims! i am your father!! *horrible worst villain in teh history of ever that's probably what my brain was thinking the whole time! it's just one step ahead of me and i don't even know it!@# i need to be giving my brain more credit. holy crap! that explains EVERYTHING!! i thought he also said, if i see that lady again i'm gonna knock her head off! or something like that. :shrug: but they left and didn't see him so... another random thing the author brings up that has nothing to do with anything? first, when i see that i read Shake my Dumb ol Head. 2nd! this is totally a possibility!! i'm pretty sure on this one. i'd like for the author to show us little dustsuit emotion!!! absolutely. i'm glad at least some decisions in this book actually make sense!! indeed exposure chapter stuff, but yes! she was killing me with that convo with falconi!! she is such a fucking child! HELLO! U ARE AN ADULT!! she's all, WHAT!!?? I NO NET NEED!! sure i've killed a few people. who did it? me or the suit? well, hmm. i don't really know. i think the suit tho, mostly! :stuburN: also! all falconi asked was that dustbrain go talk to someone!! that's it! she doesn't even know what the suggestions are or anything! to be such a horrible person about it. THULE!!@!# so angering!! expected, but still mildly disappointing. she really ramped up the horrible this chapter. here i was trying to defend her as less horrible and more just between horrible and average. but then she goes and is even worse than ever and is all WAD?! U WANNA SEE HORRIBLE!@# WHAMMO!@#! LEMME BRAINSTAB YOU WITH MY HORRIBLE STUPIDITY AND CHILDISH BEHAVIOR!@#!@ :twak: take THAT book enjoyment!@! i think we covered this now. so yeah, loving Kira. she's the best. so reasonable, that's what i like about her. oh man! her conversing with gregorovich is driving me fucking crazy!#!@# this totally hilarious super intelligence wants to talk to you, and you don't see any value in it at all!@#!@?? for fuck sake!! and all she can do is throw, again childish, comebacks at the ship. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! YOUR MOM DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS!@#! :stuburn: oh i highlighted an actual quote, practically the same. "Watch all you like. You won't find what you're looking for." like you were saying, i just don't understand this character. These ship-minds are super intelligences!!! Wouldn't you want to take advantage of that? Maybe have it help you? nah! just pout like a baby and go do some vag touching (ok, that part i do get. :leer: ) gotta take the small wins with this book apparently! also she could be spending that time having sweet convos with gegoravich too!@ though we all know how keen she is on that!! SMD OL H!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 19, 2021 13:23:05 GMT
all sources point to very very horrible!! BUT! maybe she just keeps her talents well hidden!! she doesn't want to all the sudden have us readers have high expectations!! see, you're a step ahead again. she's baby yodaing this badboy! WAD? ALIEN? ME NOT NO ME DUM DUM! *she's actually super brilliant and has everything figured out bigtime* at least! tune in tomorrow night to smell the astonishing tale of a forgotten age! learn what our ancient descendants were smelling 100 years ago in the forgotten scent-ages of yesteryore!@# some jellybean: ooh! *makes smell note to record that* gah!@# his villain power is to make people so disgusted that they kill themselves!@#$ son: dad? dad, don't make me do this. please. villaindad: *shoves tongue inside lower lip to make it protrude grotesquely* BRAAAAP!@# son: *runs self thru with sword* villaindad: *chews vomit contentedly* i mean, let's not go crazy here. thule: U ASKED 4 IT JESUS, NOW I WILL TOWN TEH UNIVERSE WITH MY ROD OF BLUE!@# jesus: OH CHRIST ON A CRACKER!@#$ ;cussing;; SMDOH!@# the power of words! or, letters i guess. :/ yeah, we keep inching (;yesnicker;) closer and closer to the dustboner towning times. he's slow playing this angle, but it's there!@# *stabentines thee* OH FOR THULE'S SAKE! ;weary; ;hyper;; obviously she doesn't need to train, she is at LEAST 50% sure all the stabby times are the suits fault and not hers at all! ;stuburn; also what could i possibly learn? I'M the one in teh xenosuit so obv no one else can help me or teach me anything at all. nope. omg u don't even HAVE a body lol stop talking to me ;rolleyes; also, again. how can she possibly be that confident that grego won't find what he's looking for? does she even know what he's looking for? i bed she nevar loogd ad dat way. :B exactly! touch ur dustvag all you want! but maybe get some spicy ideas out of grego first!@# exactly!@# ugh. ok Chapter 12: Lessons i haven't finished this chapter, i read through part ehhhh 4 or 5 maybe? hey hey! suit training 101 begins! but first, dust! this time it is a "thick" layer of dust! and i guess it tastes like slate! ;dunno; lmao you eat slate for breakfast? this is a nitpick, but! but, it is also time spent typing up horrible words! so, win win amirite? apparently Sparrow likes coffee, "the blacker the better"! so.. black then. :/ are there degrees of blackness? isn't "black" just... nothing else in it but coffee? does he mean stronger? cuz that isn't.... sigh. *gets cup of black coffee* i'm sorry, i like my coffee MUCH blacker than this. *pours out* hmm.. that's all i rote down in mah notes. maybe i should just start typing more and see what happens. ok so she is finally dustsuit training. OH! before that. her suit eats her bunk or whatever while she's asleep. and she gets annoying with grego again. *he tries to tell her to feed her suit things that aren't valuable ship parts* *she bristles at the suggestion* sigh. finally she realizes.. oh! grego was actually being helpful! well there's a first time for everything also i still hate you *sticks tongue out at grego* *tongue is coated in dustbonercrumbs* again tho, her lack of initial curiosity about the suit literally absorbing or eating through things... i mean. this is a XENO suit. and you're a .... oh never mind. ok now! dustbonersuit training. once again, she is annoying throughout. questioning the value of every suggestion or statement or exercise. and, of course, to the reader it is immediately obvious that this training is both useful and necessary. also i guess she's having her period. so, cool? of course this gets her thinking about getting impregnated. "would take someone brave. very brave." understatement of the year! HAY GUY RELAX TAKE A REST! i am pretty certain i can control the suit enough to not chop off ur wang mid-fuck. and by pretty certain i mean not certain at all. in fact, i highly doubt it. but! i sure would like to try! ;eyeflash; i guess up until now, i think maybe i've been picturing the dustsuit in my mind wrong. she talks about it clamping closed on the penis... like it is coating her but not PART of her. i was picturing it almost literally BEING her skin sort of... instead of encasing her. if that makes sense? probably not. anyway, i guess i kind of thought since she can feel thru and in the suit that she could just be towned, like, over the suit? like just stick it in there and just have suitrubbing dick times. i don't know. but now it seems your bang penis on the door theory is correct! *bang bang* hay open up! open sesame? I'D LIKE TO COME INSIDE AND MEAT THE MRS!@#
(also maybe part of my confusion: the description where she's looking in the mirror, and she says it looks like you can literally see her muscles and things, like an anatomy dummy or whatever?)ok enough of that. also! ehh.. just thought of this. so the suit "fixed" her cuz it could tell her babymaking ability was messed up. ok, like, how would it know that. if this suit is not of human origin, how would it know her anatomy that well to fix stef!@# or even know something was amiss? ;suspicious;;; like this is dna level human anatomy knowledge... i guess it is very intuitive dust! i guess all that matters is that we have a dustpoopbaby in our book future! ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 20, 2021 0:54:45 GMT
WORK IN PROGRESS!! DO NET READ! sometimes i do feel like this author is going to have her all the sudden be amazing and it will be a hard pill to swallow after all the horrible. but maybe not! i was wondering what that looks like. do they have smellopostits?! of course he chews contentedly the vomit!! it's surprising he didn't open with that as well! too late!@# i gave that bad boy all KINDS OF credit!! well, the rod hasn't seemed to have done too much towning yet! i guess it's biding it blue towning time! so powerful. when i SMDOH they feel it in teh next block!@#@! so much inching!! future chapter tips! she is thinking about towning and hasing babies and stuff! exactly!! i want the softblayd to have some personality!! talk about adventures! OMG! she is just driving me more and more nuts! it's like i can't even currently think rationally to respond! also it's fake confidence. she does a lot of closing her eyes and being all IF I DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS IT DOESN'T EXIST!!
"i know exactly who i am! he's the one who doesn't know stuff!" :stuburn: just complete denial. like if i tell myself this nonsense it will be true.
maybe even during! i'd like to see gregoravich's response to that! like OH FFS MEATBAG!! can you wait like 5 minutes!?? well, i did forget that shipminds go into cryo too. so she doesn't get to chat with greggy for the whole time. i hadn't, but now i have! but i'm sure you'll be done by the time you come on back. also, it ate half her bed or something! (you discuss later) it's a good comedy bit, but that's a pretty heavy nitpick. like, people do talk like that to refer to liking strong black coffee like a real tough guy!! I LIKE IT SO BLACK THAT WHEN I POOP ITS JUST MORE COFFEE THAT YOU CAN BREW UP!@#! and then i go fuck a marine in the face!@#! wo! sorry bro. went a little nuts there. judging from all teh words down there it worked! at least in quantity! a bit of an exagg (now i just had vagexagg thoughts! thanks a lot!) here. the author never mentions her being specifically annoyed at the xeno eatings suggestion. she is annoyed with gregorio cuz he keeps calling her out for being horrible. even she agrees that she is, but is still pisses her off and is coloring her ability to have reasonable convos with gregoriovich. we are starting to sound like broken records here. yes! she is so horrible. i've run out of bones to throw this character. can you no be a completely unreasonable stuburn idiot for ONE ENCOUNTER!! like what has she done at all to better understand her suit of situation?!! i guess she did read over Carr's notes on wad he found. but that is it! the danger is half the fun!! er, well a quarter! also, falconi is just the kinda crazy ass fuck that might give it a whirl!\ also she says, "I don't think the Soft Blade would allow it, even if I wanted." maybe. but it's like, you have no idea how this xenosuit works. you practically refuse to learn!@# gah! maybe if you'd learn a thing or two you'd realize it doesn't allow or not allow, just not understand your dumb meatbag self!! anyway, let's just add some towning into the suit training mix!@!! huh? seemed kinda suitlike to me especially the way the author describes it covering over her head and then pealing back again. but, whatevs! jolly good show chpa!! wow, that is the most perfect use of the worm line i have ever seen or heard of ever!@!# well done brother. well done! well, i do think it mirrors her body pretty much exactly. so you can still SEE her vag. like the suit still looks like a black vag down there, but it's still a covering. again, thinking of when she gets it to peel back from her fingers. but yeah, from the looks perspective it's like she is wearing a very thin black coating that shows all her originalness pretty darn well!! my understanding anyhoo. one more thing. "She glanced over to see Falconi in just his skivvies." so telegraphed good brother. this shit is IN-EVIT-UUHH-BULL!!!! count it! and one!~!! also, who says skivvies?
umm, but the xeno is all up in her buis! he repairs her when she's hurt. certainly it has figured out her anatomy. right away it got rid of her implant ONI. THAT DOESN'T BELONG!! I'LL DUSTPOOP THAT AWAY. anyway, i feel like, unlike dumb ol kira here, the suit has been learning the fuck out of who she is!!! i finished the chapter and don't has much more to add. and now we has another exeunt. i guess that's wad he is calling FTL times. but, i'm getting ahead of myself. :shh: i started this one!
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 22, 2021 11:07:50 GMT
i'm looking at my last post and i can't believe how much is written! i had that much to say? weird!
Exenut II or FTL Number 2 or FTL Bae Times!
So a little chapter on Kira and her FTL times. seems like she didn't get a lot done really. i guess she just gets up each time the ship drops out of FTL to cool down. i don't really understand that. maybe there isn't anything to understand. she just does it.
yeah, not much to say. she thinks maybe she is better at control. doesn't know. not surprising since she doesn't know stuff.
no FTL vag touches.
hopefully part III will be amazing and exciting and fun and Kira is going to be soo much better. it's gonna be sweeet.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 22, 2021 15:14:47 GMT
WORK IN PROGRESS!! DO NET READ! wel, eye c u powstud below thez sew eye gez eye wil reed! :B well, once she is done with all of these dustsuit training lessons (which seem to consist of running on treadmills, lifting weights, and being surprised) she will be fully integrated with the xenosuit and become SUPERDUSTKIRA!@# GRRRRR well, they probably did a long time ago but now they are technologically advanced so they put their smellonote into the smelloapp on there smellophone!!@# well, with his vast repertoire he can always change up the routine! a lot of greatest hits in there! maybe bluerod created nightmaresquishies! we have no idea! the squishies love to town holes in ships and asteroids and planets and things! *it poops dust and makes itself bumpy* like when ur a kid playing hide and go seek! if i close my eyes no one can see me! ;hyper; yeah apparently during ftl she can chat with MORVEN tho. Mulva? here is how my brain is picturing the filling in for grego brain, Morven: :B DAMN!@# HE LIKES IT WAY BLACKER THAN I'D IMAGINED!@# TOO black, really. imho. is there any other way? ;suspicious;; i guess the vag was exagg in mah memory! i just mixed up all her grego hate into a horrible stew and then it spills all over everything. brother all she wants to do is learn! ;pointstohaid;; regarding the suit allowing it... ehh... it seems to feed off of her thoughts and emotional state, so, yeah how would she know? also! it fixed her babymaking apparatus, so maybe it WANTS her to town and has offspring!@# i don't know why i think the way i think sometimes. sory brother! move along nothing to see here! ;floet;; and then i go and do something like this....... [dumb&dumbergifspice] wait did the book actually use the word SKIVVIES? wow. all the horrible stuff i nitpick on and i missed that! also he smells gude! falconitown is ready and open for biznasss!@# ;leer; i don't have much to add here either. suit = smart. kira = dumb. ftl = EXEUNTS i guess. i'm glad you mentioned that cuz i saw the next chapter was called exuent II and was ;ballhands: :B haven't read it yet but i will tonight and shalt respondeth upon thine at that timentine as such and forthwith. just checked my notes and forgot i rote down: "i guess the smuggled newts :/ " like, seven hundred seventy seven thousand seven hundred ... that was weird. sorry we towned ur planet's ecosystem with tiny lizards!@#$ by bye now!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 23, 2021 2:37:10 GMT
wel, eye c u powstud below thez sew eye gez eye wil reed! :B shit! forgot to delete that. :B this is more or less exactly what i picture happening, yes! also, that's all the training she needs!
falconi: jenna (can't remember name) has some ideas for training you. kira; WHAT!? NO FUCKING WAY! *goes to jenna jenna: i think you should exercise! kira: wait, what? oh! that IS MOTHERFUCKING BRILLIANT!@# i just don't understand your mind!! *later WHOO!@# THIS IS WORKING!@ I CAN MAKE THE SUIT MAKE STARS ON MY HAND NOW!@#! WHOO!#@ of course! i wonder if their smellophone is all squishy? i asssume it is! :hyper: jelly commercial: just out! teh ijelly 24! now squishier than ever with the smelliest smellovision ever smelled in a smellophone!! valid brother. very valid. *dad does horrible things like talk* another fine and excellent point godo. i don't think that's what happened, but we don't know yet. hopefully we find out about this bluerod towning soon!!@# haah. indeed that is what it does. it has sort of got angry it seems like. like maybe during the training getting irritated and shooting out spikes. maybe she is just a child but in an adult body. and that will be revealed later. could have gone for an interaction there. i don't know that she interacted with it at all. if so i don't remember. so no dumbjim substitute shipbrain spice. ease back on the black, just a little! and you got urself a cup-a-joe worth mouth inserting. not that WE'RE aware of, that's for sure. that's some of the worst stew i've heard of! even worse that armsteak meatball stew really!! right. this book is just one big ol boring learnfest, really! oh that's a good point! i think it would love a good towning! really get into it! join in the fun with a few well timed spikes. i consider urself redeemed! ur damn right the book used it! she's definitely staying the night in a fine inn in falconitown. i hope i didn't accidentally get you excited for this not-chapter. because it was really ntg! i mean just boring. nothing happens. you: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING HAPPENS!@#! EVERYTHING HAPPENS!@#!@
oh yeah! i almost forgot about that. we totally didn't see that one coming. neither the characters nor us! i continue to find it dumb what is overlooked by characters in this book. like, that's a pretty big, HUH! I GUESS I NEVER LOOG AT IT THAT WAY!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 23, 2021 15:27:48 GMT
falconi: jenna (can't remember name) has some ideas for training you. kira; WHAT!? NO FUCKING WAY! *goes to jenna jenna: i think you should exercise! kira: wait, what? oh! that IS MOTHERFUCKING BRILLIANT!@# i just don't understand your mind!! *later WHOO!@# THIS IS WORKING!@ I CAN MAKE THE SUIT MAKE STARS ON MY HAND NOW!@#! WHOO!#@ (pst it's sparrow but wadevs) KIRA!@# HALP!@# TEH JELLIES ARE ATTACKING!@#$ *makes blobby rose on her palm* :B maybe they put squishprotectors on their phones so they don't accidentally harden! iJelly24.... GUARANTEED TO STAY SQUISHY!@# that's one of his worst! funny story insertine! so we were out with pops this weekend! had tickets to comedy show, so we went out to dinner with them and kids. dinner happened to be during hawkeye tourney game, so restaurant chock full of screamy hawk fans! ;hyper;;; so dad starts being himself. cheering loudly against the hawks. Tanner: "whenever ur with grampa there is always a chance of getting beaten up!" ahhh godo times. annnd back to teh booko: *spikes a wall or something* ;dunno; *or air* well that puts old Alan in a new light! smh. towning doogie kira xenobiologist! another setup not followed through on. *talks about morven* *keeps grego awake instead* what? just a smidge of cream should do the trick. :x jeez. remind me never to serve you shipmindhatestew! lol yes! ohhh ohHHH OHHH OWWWWWFUCK!!@#$@$# suit: i'm just trying to make it fun. everything's fine at the fine inn in falconitown! oof. sory broski. right? you didn't think to ask about taking 700,000+ newts onto a planet? when apparently this off switch thing is totally common knowledge! and you wanna be my newt salesman. ;weary; brother, you are a wizard of prognostication! 1) this is totally a chapter and 2) FULL OF SPICE!@#$ see below: Exenut II or FTL Number 2 or FTL Bae Times! So a little chapter on Kira and her FTL times. seems like she didn't get a lot done really. i guess she just gets up each time the ship drops out of FTL to cool down. i don't really understand that. maybe there isn't anything to understand. she just does it. yeah, not much to say. she thinks maybe she is better at control. doesn't know. not surprising since she doesn't know stuff. no FTL vag touches.
hopefully part III will be amazing and exciting and fun and Kira is going to be soo much better. it's gonna be sweeet.
brother! i have some notes and complaints! *brother is super shocked* i would definitely prefer the chapter be called FTL Bae Times, i know that! quote nitpick: "inside the Wallfish it was as quiet as Kira had feared". ehh. well, yeah. why wouldn't it be? ;headscratch;; also, it didn't seem that quiet cuz grego stayed awake until hibernation times!@# i just... she had slight hopes it might be loud? AWWW MAN! SHIT! IT IS QUIET! DAMMIT!@# :screamears;;; this chapter really made me think of grego as a bob. cuz the ship is his body. except i guess he's a real brain of squish and slime instead of just an ai upload program. :B ok, the FTL crap and Kira. i... i guess maybe i just don't get it. i am with you that he didn't really explain WHY she only worked out when they dropped out of FTL to shed heat? is this all a heat thing then? and that's why she wants to hibernate? so they can FTL longer before fropping heat? cuz it does say she took a walk during ftl times. so she can take walks during ftl but not work out... i dunno. grego and falconitown don't seem as concerned about the heat thing as her. grego stayed awake with her and falconi is like WAKE ME UP IF YOU NEED TO. I'M SERIOUS. anyway, maybe it all makes perfect sense, but it sure isn't explained very well if it does. the suit training - we touched on it above, but i loled at her making horrible roses on her palm. OH MAN, TEH JELLIES ARE QUAKING IN THE TENTACLEBOOTS@# i guess it's just a control thing but still struck me funny. another time nitpick. you had to know this was coming brother, so i would aplogive in advance but this is what you signed up for. ;shrug; ok so she hibernates for a week at a time. a month goes by and the journey "felt neverending". WHAT!@#$@#$#$ a month! YOU'VE BEEN AWAKE LIKE 4 TIMES!!@#@# WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS CHICK!@# i get that being the only one awake is weird and lonely or whatever but come on! or maybe if the trip was gonna be 3 years instead of 3 months! so one month in it feels like there is still forever ahead of you... i just... i cannot wrap my head around him trying to make me feel bad for kira here... instead i'm just like JEEZ LOUISE GET A GRIP!@# GOD!@# she isn't even starving this time!
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 24, 2021 3:45:28 GMT
(pst it's sparrow but wadevs) KIRA!@# HALP!@# TEH JELLIES ARE ATTACKING!@#$ *makes blobby rose on her palm* :B right! sparrow! really close to jenna in my mind. i could see jenna being a sweet bird name. :stuburn: anyway, seems like she can do pretty much fuckall and be fine against the jellies herself. everyone around her will be towned as hell, but she's fine. i'm no jelly expert like fine kira over here, but i'm pretty sure we've nailed their society and technology! at this point. i feel like dad had no choice but to do that. if he didn't it would be like denying his inner self. it's not really a choice anymore, just an automated response he has no control over. at least it only feels like we're about to be beaten but doesn't seem to actually happen. i'd like to be on the cusp of that a bit less often. i did say in an adult body. alan didn't know either! also, maybe you get into it in a bit. but man was that exuent boring! jeez, you are one sick puppy!!@ well, when you just give it a name like that, it doesn't sound so bad. :\ lol yes! ohhh ohHHH OHHH OWWWWWFUCK!!@#$@$# suit: i'm just trying to make it fun. [/quote] yeah. just some little spikes. nothing debilitating. you can keep going. if by fine you mean very towny, then yes! sweet! i look forward to being enlightened!@!@ i am. very. this author clearly hired the wrong crew for the naming!! and the answer is anyone but us probably. our services should probably be better advertised. :shrug: right. why not, "the Wallfish was as quiet as Kira knew it would be." or something like that. but that implies she hoped maybe it wouldn't be! which is stupid, but does fit in with Kira, so. he is? i guess i didn't really catch that. :B i guess that makes sense for the cryo, but i thought they just said he makes too much heat so he has to go into shipmind version of cryo, which i assumed was some sort of computer sleep mode. anyway, i didn't notice this one. i'm with you on this one. i don't understand it either. so if this is clear, i don't know to who. i did feel it fit well with the kira character, you know, since she is horrible, so would her training be also. especially left to by herself! realizing my response is next chapter!!
Past Sins sort of connected name, but still net a good one imho
*continues response: i see where you're coming from, but i this is cleared up in the beginning of this chapter. whether you like the explanation I don't know, but i guess the author wanted you to be aggravated a bit first. he says that even though she's hibernating with her xeno, she still somehow feels the passage of time. so unlike cryo, she isn't skipping time. it's like she's dreaming and still moving through time even though she's hibernating for a week at a time. so now Alan killing time is way in the past and the memory is fading. anyway, he spends like a whole page on this so you'll have it now that you're reading this so all these words are basically pointless.
So i'm only halfway through this chapter actually, but already it is a tip that NITPICK!
her response when waking up with falconi, WTF!? why is she freaking out and trying to jump out of her suit and crap? she's hibernated and woken up like 12 times already!@#! do you freak out every time? it makes no sense!
i guess that's about it. like i said, haven't finished. she's about to go do some more training with jenna. i assume she will be nun too impressed with kira's results, but will keep that mostly to herself in order not to discourage kira. it's weird the way she sometimes acts like she cares about gregoromoro, but then is dismissive with him and won't really talk to him and stuff. it's just weird.
oh she has this really long tea and convo with sheperd? no, nielson? something like that. who is fucked up from her parents gene hacking her. that was somewhat interesting, but ultimately i feel we will find later is completely meaningless to the story!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 24, 2021 13:52:46 GMT
right! sparrow! really close to jenna in my mind. i could see jenna being a sweet bird name. :stuburn: anyway, seems like she can do pretty much fuckall and be fine against the jellies herself. everyone around her will be towned as hell, but she's fine. jenna and falcontown and everyone: HALP!@# WE IS BEING MOWED DOWN BY TEH JELLIES AACK dfgdfgsasdf ;dyingbleedytime;;;;; kira: *sits in teh corner making intricate patterns of beauty with her suit* *oh and dust* maybe we were xenobiologists in another life! it hasn't happened yet, which seems like a minor miracle. there's still time tho! right right. my bad. proceed alan! oh wait he's skewered now. never mind alan! SERVES U RIGHT FOR TOWNING THAT BABY ANYWAY!@# should have known better. ;stuburn; ;smh; oh, i get into it. i get into it BIGTIME!@#$@#$ *poke* *minor skewer* go on, don't stop now! *skewerpokeprod* i mean, between this forearm and itap.com, i'm not sure how much better advertised our services could BE!! *author declines our services and names chapters stuff like EXHEUNNTSS* LMAO DID U SNEEZE OR NAME A CHAPTER AMIRITE! YES!@# AS QUIET AS SHE KNEW IT WOULD BE! that's perfect. i'm going to pretend the author rote that instead. it will help my mental state. yeah pretty sure he is a big bony brain of bone and slime! bigger than normal humans! throws off heat so u gots to sleep! i think morven is a computerized version tho. not that we got much detila on that. boy, now there is 5% of my brain questioning my good fine self on this. fuck. well, anyway, in MY head, grego is a squishy literal brain in a big box somewhere on teh Wallfish ovur dare. ;stuburn;;;; (seriously tho i'm 95% certain he spelled this out at one point ;hmm; ) NOT TO WORRY FINE JENNABIRD! WHILE U WAS ALL ASLEEP I MASTERED THE ART OF UNCOVERING MY VAG AND MAKING PALM FLOWERS!@# good chapter recognition job brother! ;highfive; it is a tip that her notgonnabefixed broken nose is a reminder of her PAST SINS i guess i felt the need to actually type out just how spicy that chapter connection name was. :/ yes, ok. WAY in the past tho? hasn't it been like between 6 months and a year? even if ur awake 24/7 that whole time... come on. and i still don't really understand!@# if hibernating is awful cuz you feel the time pass, 1) its still only 3 months, ur just awake for the whole thing so it feels more like 6? and 2) why does she have to hibernate? just be awake and train and eat and sleep like fucking normal!@#$ the first time she traveled in the suit she didn't even know it COULD make her hibernate!@# she was gonna just travel with armeatballs and try to sleep a lot to not waste energy!@# GOD FUCKING WHY IS THIS PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH honestly, if he said it took 3 years instead of 3 months i could get on board a lot of this stuff. fuck's sake, falconboy comes out looking like a green skeleton or something? JESUS H THULE CRYO IS PRETTY ROUGH ON THESE GUYS!@#$ 3 MONTHS!@#$ jeez!@# oh hells yes now you are speaking my LANGUAGE BROTHER!@# ;hyper;;;;;;;; shit! that one didn't even tickle my nit! but you're right! GAHHH FEELING CLAUSTROPHOBIC! ehh... you've been... umm... ;smdh; i did not finish this chapter last night but i DID read this far! and apparently jennabird thought she did ok! !SMACK!@# also i kinda thought she was gonna get herself just a little skewered. ;hyper; but no. nielson! nielsontehshepherd. ;hyper;; hey, thanks for the tea tho. no i mean it. for real. that was very nice of you. i'm like, was it? she didn't buy it or anything she just...brought it to ur.... oh never mind. my nits and notes! so part 3 here is called Apocalypsis, which, ehh... doesn't sound promising. tho! just now i'm wondering if it may end up referring to wadever happened to the vanished peeps from the system they're in now. if so, my spice o meter level just went down quite a bit. i want full scale apocalypse and carnage NOW!@# NOT AT SOME PAST DISTANT TIME!@ (tho certainly not more than 100 years, that would be ;crazy; ) not sure why we needed David Bowie lyrics to begin this part? do these people know who david bowie is? seems odd... were there 20th century music quotes before parts 1 and 2? i don't recall that being the case. felt odd and out of place ah, ah, ah, ah NIITTPIICKKKK... um... why would the 4th planet be "e" and not "d"? i am confusion. is the star "a"? but the star is Bughunt.... i just... so... plot spice i guess? she dreamsees Highmoist with his big blue staff and seems like it can create or destroy lifes or something. and has the power to separate her from the dustpoopsuit. at some future time. tho my guess is she will decide to keep it eventually. ;shrug;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 25, 2021 1:18:50 GMT
maybe eventually after everyone is towned to hell she will finally do something by herself. :B that explains it! you're right. he should have. he did deserve. i'm glad he's dead! :stuburn: gives tiny minor nitpicks. *poke see, doesn't sound so bad. at least it's exciting! wait! give us a chance to counteroffer!! or even, you know it will be quiet but it is still unsettling how quiet it is. like if you want to emphasize or something. hmm, i'm like... 85% sure i would remember THAT detila! if it was "spelled out" it must have been pretty brief! anyway, i can't say that certainly you are wrong, but i'm pretty suspicious!! if i was jennabird, i'd be pretty pleased with that kinda work. from the likes of kira! vernoog! and also good job brother in really spelling it out! also that one lady is like horribly sick from the cryo. i completely agree with you, if it's only 3 months, don't go in cryo!! cryo is for like trips that are going to take years off your life, not a few weeks!! the only thing is something about heat generation. but, that couldn't make that much difference. like it requires energy, and therefore heat, to keep someone frozen! i realize that if you are up and moving and stuff you'll use more energy and create heat, but the net gain can't be that much compared to running equipment to keep you alive and frozen. physics and time does not seem to be this author's strong suit! it's like, you don't want me to make you love the book more, but instead hate it more. helpentine!@!# helpentine!@# i hath be trapentined!@ if that's how you want her to wake up, then at least tell us she was woke from a horrible dream or something!@ i figured author couldn't have jennabird be skewered here. i mean, i'm with you on wanting it, but that would really set her back in the ol recovery! now i'm extra irritated that this lady didn't just stay up for teh 3 months and not get all sick!@ :screamears: your nits are both vast and yee brother! i hadn't put all that together. vast and yee disappointment is in me now. now disappointment, not long past. i feel like that is for us readers not the characters. so it doesn't matter if THE CHARACTERS no who bowie is. you know who he is. :B whooop whoop!@#! N to the P baby!~@#! thought i'd insert a little horrible in here for ya. if ur gonna have sweet bughunt names, why are u just lettering the planets! why not this one be called BIG BONY STAFF PLANET PROBABLY! boy, you read a lot into what i recall is not that much information. it did seem like mr. hugemoiststaff could maybe wipe out a whole planet with his huge blue rod. i didn't recall something specifically saying it could separate the suit, maybe i missed that part. :shrug: not anymore to add. i did finish it. the chapter. feel like we covered it. wait, let me check notes. oh man! there is like pages where Kira is talking about containment procedures and crap!@ i guess she can be all like, TRUST ME!! I KNOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY SUIT!!@ WHOO! U DO NOT WANNA GO LAX ON THESE! unless you like killing tons of your fiances and friends and people you kinda liked and stuff.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 25, 2021 15:39:22 GMT
maybe eventually after everyone is towned to hell she will finally do something by herself. :B *everyone is towned to hell and she is alone* *she touches her vag* ;dunno; you jest but i am glad he's dead! he was horrible! kira is :B and he just appears out of nowhere and is some manic pixie dream man! whatever. EAT SKEWERS COCKBITE!#@$ MAYBE I FIND TINY MINOR NITPICKS SPICY!@#$@#$ ;stuburn; ;pokentine; that was teh most exciting towning i've ever hased! a little bleedier than i prefer, but it's a give and take i guess! gah! i feel like we don't have this negotiating process down very well. now i'm thinking maybe you should just rewrite this thing! guess i will have to put this on wiggins to do list! WIGGIINNSSSSSS!!!!@#@#@# wiggins: ;weary;; wow that is WAY more than i thought you'd get done! i would have been happy just to know you didn't accidentally eat through the hull of the ship while you were hibernating!@# exactly! unless there is something inherently weird with how FTL works in this universe, it just isn't really adding up for me. and it easily COULD add up, but instead the way he's writing it is distracting me from the actual story and plot instead of adding to it. either explain WHY it has to be this way, or have people behave more rationally. maybe it's a GOOD nitpick. :/ falcontown startled her awake it's his fault HE'S the one who sucks! ;stuburn;;; now i'm imagining jennabird getting skewered multiple times throughout the book while everyone else is fine. STOP SKEWERING ME!@# ;screamears; jennabird. tho, based on teh chapter i just read, i think quite a few of these people are in for some ntg times soon! not sure about specifically skewering, but ntg times nonetheless! *several crewmembers die in cryo* WELL IT'S BETTER THAN BEING AWAKE FOR 3 MONTHS!@#$ sory bro, tho i do think we have some carnage on teh way ovur dare. ;applerub; WELL IT WAS A NIT FOR ME OK!@#$ a LITTLE!?? ;hyper;;; lol yes! this is BIG BONY STAF, planet 'a' is ROACHVILLE planet 'b' is CATERPILLARTOWN... and so forth and so on! hugemoiststaff said something like U R NET WORTHY OF DUSTPOOP and separated it from teh nonworthy flesh... something along those lines. and then my brain tickled about ;pst; self if it can do that then kira could get owt of teh suit at some future hugemoistbluestaff time!!!@# ;pointstohaid;;; indeed! I INSIST ON THESE HORRIBLE PROCEDURES!@# everyone: ;hugerolleyes;;; fine. also that's not ALL you can do, just skewer people! there are tons of rosy palm benefits! you can survive in space! you can have horrible moistdreams! you can skewer people you DON'T like! you can have broken bones fixed wrong, start having unwanted menstrual cramps!@# IT IS A PLETHORA OF DUSTPOOP BENEFITS GODO BROTHER! ok so read the next chapter.. it's pretty short. Chapter 2: A CAELO USQUE AD CENTRUM ;dunno; :B so... short chapter. they're en route to planet STAFF OF BIG BLUE (aka "e") and... a bunch of jellybeans pop into the system! yikes. they have maybe a couple hours until teh jellies are uponst them. so, doesn't appear we'll have a leisurely look around our sweet planet. kira: "Get that staff in my hands and the jellybeans won't know what hit them ;leer; " pretttty sure that is a direct quote. ;snicker; falcontown text: u sure aboot thatdustkira text: ;dunno; next chapter... Shards JESUS FUCKING THULE WE CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THESE THINGS WTF
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 26, 2021 14:31:54 GMT
*everyone is towned to hell and she is alone* *she touches her vag* ;dunno; now we're getting somewhere!! 2 things. he was? and also, i wasn't really jesting. i totally decided he deserved to die. :shrug; doesn't take much for me to make the call quite frankly. you obviously do!!@# that's fine. to each their own as they say! jeeeZ!@# what do you want!@?? everything isn't perfect! you want the most exciting town the universe has to offer, you gotta be willing to take a skewer or two!! that's how life works!! feel like we have a if nothing then no system going on. that does NOT say a lot for this author if i can outdo him with my retard typing!@! wiggins: maybe i can distract him with a sandwich or something. oh man yes!@#! that is a totally likely scenario that could have happened!@# no the weird short cryo trips are starting to really irk me. he like gently cooed her awake!@# i believe you are correct on this one! many much terrible times in teh future. do you figure the nightmare aliens or whatever will follow teh jellies? i figure yeah. right! what are you gonna do? it's not like we have a choice! whew! there better be some death!@#@!# well i can't stop that. i don't think anyone can! just a scootch apparently they do have a nickname for planet e. though it sucks so much i don't even remember it! but only if she isn't worthy, which she will be, which is crazy! who ISN'T worthy then! and i still say ur right that she'll choose teh suit over there, especially after she has the town of her life! that's true! i was focusing on all the negative and not all the sweet sweet dustpoop positives! yes, very short. i assume that's latin. :shrug: seems like they are outnumbered bigtime! so they are screwed unless the kamakazi nightmares come! i was going to post almost this same thing! falconi: :suspicious: really? kira: what!?? maybe!@#@! you don't know!@#!@ HAVE YOU SEEN MY FLOWER HANDS!@#?? probably not!@#! :stuburn: holy hell!! i didn't see that!@ THULE!@# are you serious! haha!! amazing!
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 26, 2021 15:37:01 GMT
2 things. he was? and also, i wasn't really jesting. i totally decided he deserved to die. :shrug; doesn't take much for me to make the call quite frankly. well, based on our last book review i think both of us are 100% in on maximum death and destruction. just give me some skewered dead guys and armeatballs and i'll be happy! it isn't that hard!@# what's funny is that IS how life works! BROTHER WE FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE IN THE RISK OF A DUSTBONERSKEWERTOWN!@# :highfive;;; wait, so we have a lot of agreements in place with various people and authors and things then i guess! he tried but i just ate the sandwich and asked him about gregobrain of bone and slime again... AND HE CAME THRU BIGTIME!@#$ check this out: Chapter 11, Part 6: Grego calls her 'O Queen of Tentacles' and she responds "Call me that again and I'll find a way to put hot sauce in your nutrient bath". so, that isn't 100% coming out and saying it, but i mean, nutrient bath for what!? EXHEUENNTT II: "The ship mind needed to enter cryo himself. His oversized brain produced more heat than most people's entire bodies." so, combine those 2 things and he is a giant brainslime of bone in a big vat of nutrients!@#$ also!! as i was researrr, i mean, as wiggins was relating these findings to me another thought struck.. why would a boblike entity need to go into cryo? he's just software! even if grego was a big heat using computer... you shut that one down and.. boot up a smaller version? if anything i think Morven is a software emulation type thing that is more boblike than grego. ai-ish. but grego is an actual brain! ;hyper;;;;; ;stuburn;; tickled her with his chest hair probably. coo coo smell my manly musk... i hadn't actually thought or figured that but it is a tip that YES once again you are good at future book times guessing! teh jellies were first but now it is nightmare squish time also! ;hyper;; one guy gets his leg amputated. wonder if they will save it for legmeatballs. probably not, no refrigeration handy. did they? that didn't stick with me either. it was probably just big blue stafville or something. i mean, i think teh flesh being nonworthy was WHY highmoist separated them, not the reason he COULD. but who knows at this point. i was just pointing out suits and flesh have been separated by the big moist stafwielder in past times. WIGGINSSSS.. yes suh... can you look up this.. you know what? it's probably stupid even when translated, so forget it. just bring another sammich por favor. *she gets teh staf* *her flowerhands are blue and glowy instead of black* *teh jellies ooh and ahhh * brother, i do not joke about shards! but i tell you what, if this blue fucking rod is busted into 7 shards they gotta find on 'e'ville... well, I DON'T KNOW BUT I DON'T WANT THAT!@#$ ok wel i redd it nits and notes and observationentinestines: so... they head towards this city with a couple hours head start... stroll arounf... kira is :B ;dunno; now they are out of time, teh jellies is fighting them as they run towards the fractal spot she finally picked... and the marines in the exos are like running through buildings as they try to escape and damaging stuff and she thinks FUTURE ARCHAELOGISTS WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH THIS DAMAGE! me: thule christ this lady ;weary;;; ok so they get inside the mausoleum or whatever the dome thing is and teh jellies are firing away, and nightmares pop into the system.. "Too late, kira thought, triumphant." i... WHAT! i.. brother... they hadn't even actually FOUND the fucking thing yet.. i mean she's sure it's in there... but for someone who has very little clue about things that was WAY too overconfident. i can't even right now. ok so they get into the bluerod chamber... and. brother. wtf is happening. BROTHER WTF IS HAPPENING! I ALMOST FELL OUT OF BED. THE BIG BLUE MOIST ROD OF SAVING DEATH IS BROKEN INTO SEVEN FUCKING SHARDSnot 3... not 6... not 12.... is the universe toying with us? you SURE we aren't in a simulation? at least all the shards are there i guess... they don't have to defeat any shriek attacks to get them. but still... brother i'm shooketh
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 27, 2021 6:11:52 GMT
well, based on our last book review i think both of us are 100% in on maximum death and destruction. just give me some skewered dead guys and armeatballs and i'll be happy! it isn't that hard!@# are we normal or weird for this? :dunno: maybe that's our video title! wait, what? we do? we're pretty amazing i bet! well done wiggins! i think maybe cuz that doesn't make any sense to me i just ignored all those hints and clues and made something that makes sense in my mind. :B i'm pretty sure that was how it went. so if she startled awake in horrific lust, that would have made sense! if the suit hand't strapped her down she would have towned the hell out of him the instant she snapped awake!@! hopefully they help distract teh jellies while kiradustsuit figure out how to shard teh shards back into a towning staff! bit of a hectic time to be saving legs for later sweet legball action, so i'll forgive 'em for it this one time. oh! i'd have remembered that! it was like niefoo or something stupid that i didn't know or remember if that was a word that was supposed to mean something or not. :jerk_it: decided to have wiggins check this one out. he found it. Nidus apparently.
"Kira thought it was fitting." was all the author said. no idea why. did we get that word before? i'm not sending wiggsy any further. he's got sandwiches to concentrate on .
right. i guess i was implying that since she will be worthy, the staff will has no reason to separate them. but i don't actually think it will work that way. good call!! damn it!@ now i can't help myself!@!# wiggins!@# we better check! i just wanna see if i'm right. very selfish. yes suh. it is latin suh. "from Heaven all the way to the center of the Earth." suh.
eh, ok. you were right too good brother!@!@! that sounds like success to me! :shrug: well, i don't think so. since i read it and it appears they found all the shards at the same time. :whew: i'll insert a little nit ovur dare. so they hear a noise or something. "Snikt" apparently. and they all spin to look at it. and something is glowing or flickering. Kira starts for it and the major or whoever is all HOLD ON!@ IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE! and kira... for fuck sake!@# the one telling them to follow all teh protocols and good god is this author just fucking with us!@#! come on!@#! COME ON!@# i mean, she was, *sigh* THULE!@#@! her back and forth between suggesting care and recklessness is ridiculous! we've as good as won!@ i can feel those blue shards in me!@#! and the very next book!@# i mean sure, of course we'll run into 7 shard books some other time in our life. no biggie. but next!@# shooketh indeed.
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