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Post by ditkanate on Apr 8, 2021 16:27:20 GMT
ok, gotta come back to this one cuz read more chaps and stuff! but if i don't. i didn't go into it yet so there aren't spoilers here. i guess i could just make another post with the next chapter. :B i guess i will. so go ahead and just ignore this bold warning and carry on! ;ballhands;; thule! i gotta be more careful about my speculations. don't want to add that much to wiggins plate! before long you're gonna WISH you were abraham lincoln!~@#$@$# HE HAD IT EASY!@# those are all teh best factors for hasing really yes, i'm an aspiring author as you can plainly see. *points to gigantic crate of words i carry with me everywhere* yeah there we go. AWWW MAN ANOTHER HUGEGANGBANG CHAPTER THESE ARE TEH WAERST!@#$@#$ maybe we should play a round of it to make sure we have it down pat!@# it's just a matter of time before we is wiped out!@# *we hold our own and invent giant lasers and stuff* ;dunno; *they say finger pig* *teh crew chuckle and look arounf knowingly* *we readers have no idea wtf is happening* who the hell approved this!@#$ his reaction to her room was pretty great! i think towning times might be receding instead of getting closer! holy crap i didn't even think of that! but this is far future time so maybe! NO SENSE!@#$ NONE! kira: i wasn't planning on giving him mainframe access! wait, DO I have mainframe access?? also what's a mainframe!@# ;hyper;; DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY TOWNKILLOOZE THOUGHTS!@# $ IT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!@#@#$ ACK!@#$ WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!!@# Part 4: Malignitatem (this strikes me as ntg... like a version of "malignant"? and since kira is growing gross oozeplants now... ) Chapter 1: Arrival ( i guess they've arrived ) ok you started to mention it but he says kira woke up in the dark and the air was warmer than normal for an FTL trip... but shouldn't the air BE super warm. so is it super DUPER warm or.... he's saying it should be COLD but it's actually warm? i think perhaps i'm just being a dumbjim at this point. so she wakes up in the dark. is her room just dark cuz of the webby plant fiber things she growed? and so it's covering the lights? not sure that was clear. thought something was rong wif da ship at first but he never really said. i'm going to assume oozecovered lights. ok so she wakes up to this black webby fibrous viny plantroom. AND LOVES IT BIGTIME UP AND DOWN!@# awww... sawftblayddd luk wad we madez togever. ;eyeflash;; holy thule man... i... falcontown: um, do i need to worry about this stuff, you know, eating my ship? or..... kira: no, pretty sure it's fine. i'm not worried about it. 60% sure nothing bad will happen. trust me! i knows this suit thing inside and out obv!!!@@# and i'm thinking JESUS FUCKING THULE LADY YOU HAVE NO CLUE!@# YOU GROW ONE GOD DAMN FERN AND THINK U HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT!@# ;pullhairout:;; *she goes back to her room and touches the walls* *she shivers with delight* seriuosly man, her and this room need to get a room. they're grossing me out. ALSO WE HAVE A RETURN OF THE GAME OF SEVENS!@# ;party;;;; kira: OH! WAIT HERE! :hyper;;; *runs to grab her concertina from under a BLANKET OF THE SOFT BLADES LIVING TISSUE * seriously man, i hate this girl so much. one minor author nitpick!!! get away from fibrous blankets of room tissue for a sec. "They set out departing the empty patch of space the wallfish was currently racing through - though with no close point of reference they appeared to be sitting perfectly still." ahhhh.... ok. thanks i guess? READER! THE SHIP HAD NO CLOSE POINT OF REFERENCE! so... you know. space is big or whatever. hard to tell how fast ur moving. BUT ITS FAST! real fast. just pointing that out. for you. the fine reader. it was a reference point tip! haven't started it yet but i do see the next chapter is NECESSITY III!!@#$@#$ YAY MORE NECESSITY!@#$@ I HAVE A NECESSITY. A NECESSITY FOR MORE SEVEN GAMES!@!#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 9, 2021 3:38:52 GMT
why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you selected!? - kramer spicethis is OUR plate. as in we have to read more awurd bookos! exactly. i think that's on the book jacket. eye haz gude fucturs!! a really low aspire. like if there are aspire levels. we're on level "skipped the tutorial and don't know what's going on." i think that's level 0.5 gotta be better than drydustvag!! also, i meant climax of booko! :B but yeah, maybe we can play sevens virtual on teh interwebs ovur dare! maybe we can smell play it!!@# :hyuper: i thought kira was gonna have to save teh day, but instead teh seven nation army seems to be doing just fine. :shrug: all i know is it sounds pretty gross!!@ *ew* it would appear that everything gets approved!@# nah, it's just gonna have to be in captain's quarters. which makes sense anyway since captain's digs are always best on the ship! oh! this is a future skill. everyone can do it now. we have a mainframe!?? aren't we just a ship!? we're not some backbone to the intergalacteweb!@! well, ok, more like peopledogs. like that one cartoon where there was a catdog. they've arrived and their tatems are super malignant. i don't know. sometime in near future reading times it's explained a bit further. :shrug: yeah. one of those things this author does where he brings something up and then just drops it and you're like, eh, was there a point to dat? you don't like teh sweet webby blayd grow room? huh. sounds sweet to me. uh, she's been training. are you even reading the book!!?? it's part of her man! like an extension. not her but her and she can feel it man! who needs vag touches now!? whooo!! but... the concertina is beautiful!~ she's wooing teh ol captain right in!! he won't be able to resist! oh like everybody just KNOWS how it's like to fly through space!! you gots teh tell people! they'll think it's like driving a car or riding in a bus! so much necessity! i'm like, does this author even know what that word means? ok, necessity a million chapter!! it is a tip that read! i guess it's a necessity to kill teh ctein. :shrug: kira is so bad as a translator! *everyone is just sitting around wondering what they're talking about. *she just keeps saying hold on. then she's thinking about fixing up greg, "she put the thought from her mind." oh sure! we're not in any sort of emergency sitch here. dun worry about it! also it is a tip that forshadow!! :B anyway, a ton happened in this one. so much necessity!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 9, 2021 13:52:04 GMT
this is OUR plate. as in we have to read more awurd bookos! no i didn't mean adding the actual books, i meant checking all the award winners for games of sevens!!@# just doing THAT will be a chore! unless we simply assume that any and all readers choice books contain sevengames! which, i mean, they must! otherwise why would they be so popular!! ;usehaid;; *add add additty add ad* if you've never wished to be abraham lincoln before, prepare yourself!@# (also we mean lincoln post-gunshot fyi tia hth) wait wait wait.... there are other levels besides write a metric shit-ton of horrible words? THULE!!! *jerks chin* you got THAT right! lemme see if i can rite a whangbang chapter real quick: me whangbang me fix stef ship broke me mad AISH not worry me hugegangbang me hate jelly fix stef n stomp arounf!@#$ HUGEGANGBANG OUT!!@# bro ur right! way better than a stupid dustvag chpta! i know what you meant! i am just afraid that if we don't have a super thorough understanding of teh sevens, we won't understand the climax! and this will all have been for nothing!@#$ tho, i think i may be willing to risk it. to be fair, it sounds like the seven nation army would be wiped out fairly soon if they just attacked teh Ctein jelly fleet as planned. i didn't mean it was receding due to a reduced number of towning locations! seemed like falcontown thought the room was ntg and maybe it would lessen his attraction to dustvag! but (since i know you've already read that far) apparently not! cuz he towned her bigtime!@# JUST like that. only the cat part is like spikes and tentacles and oozes and chestjaws and stuff. you know, instead of cat. when she first left her squishroom the author said she saw the familiar brown paneling of teh ship! and it gave me 70's home interior horrible paneling thoughts. i guess it does have glowing green orbs... so ok!! oh yeah. ;ashamed; i'll show you! my whole ROOM is a vag!@# ;hyper;; *touch touch touch shiver* apparently!!@@# based on the chapters named necessity... i'm really not sure! the stupid big fat toad. deserves it. yes!! at one point falcontown had to yell at her! NOT ALL OF US TALK SMELLS!@#@##@$ ;screamears;; oh it's too CRAZY!! i shouldn't say anything. *blush* *says something a few pages over* i mean... it was kind of obvious this was gonna have to happen as grego was going down the tubes and vishal and everyone couldn't fix him. it is a tip that hey! author! we dun need the dumbjim kira foreshadow! ur just making us not like her and we already know where this is headed anyway! so... can't recall which chapter stuff happens in... but i did end up reading the one right after necessity. didn't write down wad it was called. but basically they're heading into teh jellyfleet to shoot the Ctein. kira "fixed" grego, but it hasn't really fixed him yet or something. i assume we're thinking he'll come around and have to save them with some quick shipmind thinking manuevers at some point? :B the dusvagtown FINALLY happens and is as greta as we all imagined. "how brave are you?" "he was very brave". so now she can have a dustsuitfalconbaby. dreams about teh suit and it's real name is SEED! or maybe she dreamt that cuz that's what she is currently full of! ;snicker; i like that they're still carting arounf the shot up trigcicle. oh hey! can you take this trig for us! thx! anything else? hmm.. i was getting annoyed when they were debating kira fixing grego. vishal is all mad I WILL NOT APPROVE THIS! HE NEEDS A FACILITY! ehh... dude he's going downhill by the minute and you have NO access to a facility. and if you lose this damn war there won't even BE any facilities!@# i swear, some of the arguments these people tost out.... smh. so, now we're off to battle the Cteinfattoad!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 10, 2021 9:39:44 GMT
unless we simply assume that any and all readers choice books contain sevengames! which, i mean, they must! otherwise why would they be so popular!! ;usehaid;; *add add additty add ad* that's more where i was going. we read any and all reader's choice award bookos because obviously they contain sweet seveny spice!! i guess the book is like us watching whatever play where during it we get shot in the head! only this is worse cuz nobody puts us out of our misery. wow. you thought we were on the only level?! huh. i just assumed we were on level 1! :B right! maybe a sweet dustvag touching chapter would be better, but now i'm bringing up a mythical creature that doesn't exist!! so your writing can only be beaten by imaginary wish writing of this book!! that's a good point! maybe we don't even know how to stop playing! that's all we need is to get stuck in some horrible viscous sevens circle of seven hells!!@# which of course was their plan before dustvagsavior showed up! i think i knew wad you meant, just took it in another direction. basically, no, his towning desires are not reduced at all. he was indeed not pleased in anyway with the room! just NOPE NOPE NOPE!! but, apparently that didn't make him any less excited about teh xenosuitetown! the answer is super spicy and exciting!!! exactly!! u see perfectly!! i think also that thing that was absorbing her or whatever and she had to cut her arm off. that was like a horrible people nightmare wasn't it. like half human half jelly maybe. like a horrible human that also has tentacles and testicles and is gross and stuff. :shrug: yeah, what kind of ship has wood paneling? or is it just brown metal? maybe it's some sweet future brown material that's neither metal nor wood. :dunno: exactly!! it's like it has super sweet RGB!!! she's getting pretty good! maybe the wallfish will get towned as hell and she'll scoop up all the ship bits and make a big save everybody egg thing out of the rubble!! :usehaid: you wanted vag touches!! well now you got whole entire room vag touching!! *i thought the vag touching would be better than this. that was BEAUTIFUL!@# :wub: i just like that word. :B -the author is he a toad!!?? i know he's huge! but i thought he was a giant huge squid thing! HELLO! I'M HORRIBLE REMEMBER!! :pointstohaid: everyone: oh right. she's horrible. forgot for like a second. also, she is NOT good at putting things from her mind. seeings how apparently you think that means dwell heavily on it bigtime! all good! necessity/Integratum (nonsense or latin or something, no wonder u dun remember) brother! u are taking over teh prediction duties!! seems pretty possible here. for sure grego is fixed up and all is forgiven on teh mutiny. yeah, the baby stuff was weird. one of these instances where this author could be foreshadowing or bringing up something that he is completely dropping never to be brought up again! funny that the author keeps reminding us. like hey readers I HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT THE NOT QUITE DEAD KID! HTH! right. they had no choice! i do think as the doc he just has to say that. like, this is not my recommendation. I know ur gonna do it. but i'd actually just choose to freeze him and hope we can get him somewhere in the future. :shrug: but that is like what a doctor would say i think. so i'll give him that one. doctors make stupid choices all the time that are more about fixing and less about long term bestness for teh person or whatever. so i'm in the very beginning of Ferro comitante, again i assume latin, don't care enough to look up. i'm sure it means something stupid, jerk it. so the battered hierophant, was it always named that? or did they switch the name after it got battered? or do they mean like right before it is deep fried? like is that some sort of author squid humor? i don't know. anyway, they're getting close and they see that ctein has three ships in front of it protecting it. so what you were saying about how they're just gonna let the human wallfish ship waltz up? well, it would appear maybe no. not sure what the 3 ships will or can do, but they are there. well, gotta go read more. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 11, 2021 15:29:52 GMT
that's more where i was going. we read any and all reader's choice award bookos because obviously they contain sweet seveny spice!! pretty weird that "SevenEves" didn't have any! i'm assuming it DIDN'T win any awards. we keep looking at our watches and looking arounf for the killer... gah! he should BE HERE by now!@# ;pullhairout; *keeps watching play* no other explanation makes sense! i've been writing and writing and writing and writing! and STILL i'm not an author! i don't get it!@# which, obviously, we would never do. ;floet; *starts thinking about riting a dustvagchpta* yikes. we definitely don't want to start a game without knowing how to stop!@# yeah, i thought they was gonna hold back a bit and wait for wallfish to shoot their shot first. guess not. not that any of it really worked. yes sir it was! worst human evar! tho it did have a little cup covering it's scabbyoozedick. i can only assume it is a brown "panel" of something else besides wood like you suggest, but i was literally thinking similar thoughts! like, paneling? ;headscratch; and for a throwaway line in the book is that really wad he wants me thinking about? strange. now the ships interior reminds me of the basement of the house we grew up in! so, it's got that going for it. she definitely has improved bigtime. and it doesn't SEEM like that's the direction the book is going, it's still in the realm of possibility. its like that old saying, "don't know what you got, til you have it and it's horrible" everybody needs stef, so it fits no matter when i uses it. ;stuburn;;; someone compared him to a toad! i think all of these descriptions aren't 100% accurate. or maybe they were just insulting him and he's more squiddy. but he's so fat that it starts to look toady too? ;dunno;; ;vernoog; took a little longer than i thought. and i did NOT forsee the triggering event to involve the pig! PUT DOWN THAT PIG! ;hyper;; i was a little confusion about how he just started talking all over the ship n stef. like, wasn't he quarantined or wadever? but later he said some words about having his own tricks just like hugegangbang does or something. so i guess that explains it. ;shrug;; k thanks! we had! but whatever! i finished FEROCOMMITTEE!!@# let's see. already typed up put down that pig words. hmm. so grego is awake and wants to provide a suggestion. they ask him if he knows the original plan. "Yes, I know the plan. However the plan is, to put it delicately, well and truly fucked." god it's so much better when greg is awake!! lmao ok so greg wants permission to implement his crazy plan. "Falconi hesitated, then his chin jerked and he said "do it". THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE HIS CHIN IS DOING STUFF BY ITSELF!@# his chin: ;jerkit;;; a sliver of more horrible kira. they're prepping to board the beer battered hierophant and she summons her roomflesh! but doesn't say anything or warn anyone! s'cuse me comin through, room full of extra flesh here, pay me no mind. if i could just squeeze thru. thanks. everyone: !!!!!!!!! O O ____ |____| ok so grego says a prayer before they head off! and everyone thought it was greta. Kira thought it was a bit too warlike tho. you know. as they are armored up to board teh jelly ship to kill their leader. in... the middle of a war. :B oppss annnnnd the maw's here to join teh party. ;hyper;;; started chapter 5: Astorum Irae! ;dunno; maybe the asteroids are irate? haven't read super far yet. i do know the maw seems ntg! just a giant FTL capable fleshblob the size of a MOON!@?? WTF!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 12, 2021 5:50:35 GMT
pretty weird that "SevenEves" didn't have any! i'm assuming it DIDN'T win any awards. hey! yeah! also, did we even discuss this book? i guess it is pre-usdiscuss. or we did and i don't remember. a very plausible alternate reality. DAMMIT!@ this was our only out!!! *watch as the play skewers our eyes and face and chest wait, so which explanation does make sense? i'm not sure ANYTHING MAKES SENSE! other than just keep producing material! it will be short, but still better. still better. *we're in a forever game of sevens aww man! why did we do this!? i don't even have any more stories to bet! i'll have to bet your stories now! i don't really understand the UMC's plan here. i guess originally they thought they were gonna surprise them, right? but like, i don't really see how that would have worked. or they were going to surprise the knot of minds which is just a tiny faction and kill them, and then go after the rest? that doesn't change the outgunnedness of your armada! the squishies force even without the knot of minds is still bigger and better than yours! oh that's right! his testicles were oddly covered up! but surely still oozing. yeah, i guess he was going for like an old timey sailing ship maybe? but i just think of an old crappy basement too. was that Cinderella? White Snake? *kira finally reaches ctein *he quickly darts out his toad tongue and snatches her up and eats her so it was just the damage that the thingy did to him confused him so much he couldn't get back in the ship. but then once he was fixed up it was no problem. he is super smart, so that makes sense. yes! instantly better booko! BAM he's got some sort of super captain chin that can do that! i think his chin is 3rd in command!! vishal: THAT WAS HIGHLY DISTURBING!!! kira: :shrug: whatevs! eye go by self! u net!! eye fors u with soot!! :B :hyper: i was actually so enjoying this book strangely enough i was just merrily going along for teh horrible journey here i totally forgot about teh nightmares for a moment and was like oh! i guess that makes sense that they show up!! wipe everyone out in one swoop!! and get teh blayd which i bet the maw wantses!! i haven't but i stupidly read your spoiler!! anyway, excited to read wtf ur talking about here!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 12, 2021 14:09:34 GMT
hey! yeah! also, did we even discuss this book? i guess it is pre-usdiscuss. or we did and i don't remember. a very plausible alternate reality. VERY plausible. i had wiggins do some extensive forearm digging and we definitely didn't discuss it here. i have vague memories of sending a few texts back and forth. it was an ok book... read. a few too many EVES for my taste tho. would be nice if some of these eyeskewers would take my sight! BUT I CAN STILL SEE THE PLAY!@#$ brother! i think the explanation is that there are more steps than just riting! ;usehaid; up until now we've been operating under the assumption that: step 1: write = author but now! now we know for a certainty that there are more steps! so NOW it looks more like this: step 1: write step 2: ?? step 3: not certain there is a step 3 OBVIOUSLY WE ARE MAKING IMMENSE PROGRESS HERE!@#$ ;hyper;;; i ache and yearn and long for the touch of a falconitown and yet my hostkira refuses to indulge my needs, and this despite her obvious agreement with my dustself. it is maddening as hostkira pretends to ignore me in the vain hope that my needs will subside on their own. foolish dustkira... by delaying the inevitable she is only upping the intensity of my dustneeds. when the falcontowning times arrives, as they are sure to, she may not survive the whirlwind. and yet, in the meantime, would it kill dusthostkira to provide a little touch of my good fine self and face upon herself? is it so much to ask? i will continue to emanate the compulsion.... and wait. brother! i bet you i can relate your worst story! CALL!@# NO WAIT! BLUFF!@# SEVEN! FORTYNINE!@# SURRENDER!@#$ AGHGHGHGH$#@%@#$%#@$% WE BIG MAD! WE ATTACK WITH ALL R MITE!!! i guess that's the UMC. surely! maybe it looks like the walls of a fishing cabin? i think i nailed it. Cinderella wait, are you not there yet? cuz while this isn't EXACTLY what happens... it isn't 100% off base. maybe 9% on the base. also he's squiddy. but fat and horrible. and i guess as big as a ship. or house. both. if there is a tie vote on something ship related, his chin is the tiebreaker! *jerks left* i'm not hiding my roomflesh in my room any more!@# u all will just have to get used to it! everyone other than falcontown: WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD ROOMFLESH UNTIL NOW!@# teh maw wantses and needses my precioussssss also, definitely been enjoying the last couple chapters. finished chapter 5! still no idea what the horrible chapter name means. whew! that was a lot! not really much else on the maw. other than the nightmares are attacking stef. but the main chapter focus is kira and crew trying to get to Ctein thru teh jellyship. and i don't really have a ton of complaints! it definitely felt like the crew all going with her was a mistake. other than Itari, who she needed. but the rest are just getting in the way and taking focus off her mission cuz she's busy trying to fight through the ship AND protect them. like she's literally dragging them along in a suitcage at one point! (a roomfleshcage? dustcage? hmm) also we had a death! ;highfive;; pretty sure the Seed won't be able to stitch the entropist's head back on.. but hey who knows right? maybe his brain can be preserved enough to stuff into a construct. but.. doubtful. entropists have some weird tech tho, maybe the alive one can preserve it or something. ;shrug; did seem a LITTLE odd that in that particular room, kira couldn't reach far enough with the suit to take out the millipede? STILL CAN'T REACH! and i'm thinking... really? huh. how far away ARE those dumbjim entropists. anyhow, then kira gets a hole blown through her middle bits! *sees intestines and maybe a vertebrae* *thinks how that's probably ntg* *suit holds her together* :/ HAY! MY MIDDLE PARTS HAVE BEEN PART OF MY SELF IDENTITY EVER SINCE I WAS 6 YEARS OLD!@# *pea* *finally gets to Ctein* :B haven't started next chapter yet, so don't quite know what happened there at the end. Ctein was about to railgun her and maybe a nightmare hull breached them? nice timing. unless it was something else entirely. have to wait and see! was a tad frustrating to have her pause in doubt and fear after all of that... but, i guess Ctein is pretty ntg! so.. i suppose it is forgivable. enjoyed the part where Itari is leading the way and goes down that chute thing.. the group gets attacked by jelly drone orbs or whatever and get kinda towned. Itari pokes head out: [[Itari here: *impatient nearscent* HELLO WAD U DOING! GAH! FOLLOW!]]
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 13, 2021 13:56:58 GMT
VERY plausible. i had wiggins do some extensive forearm digging and we definitely didn't discuss it here. i have vague memories of sending a few texts back and forth. it was an ok book... read. a few too many EVES for my taste tho. i vaguely remember the book, much less any talking. i thought i mostly liked it, but i have a vague notion of some annoyances with wad some of teh people did in it maybe. :dunno: *skewer *more watching *skewer well! that's way better than not understanding the steps at all and thinking we were done!! so, i guess i'm agreeing with you that the answer is progress!@ for some reason i didn't realize it would be written from teh perspective of the dustsuit! or i didn't recall that is wad we was talk bout! also! i don't think that is so much to ask at all fine dustselfsuit! oooo, call. i'm afraid that extends the game to the maximum game length of forever! tough one! wait, is that different that a sailing ship?! or was that just a repeat emila disguised as a fishing boat?! wow, i'm goood! and also that is one big toadsquid!@#! also i'll wait till below for further ctein commentary. sorry folks, the chin hath spoken! *jerks chin again* i didn't show you that? oh man, it was BEAUTIFUL!@# another time maybe surprising really. i still get a little irritated with the old dustvag, but not quite as much. me either! :highfive: yeah, they were definitively not helpful. they were good at getting shot up and towned and stuff. and dragged. far away i guess! i guess that was one big room!! also that slicey millipede was something else! also, i thought her lower half got blown completely off, not jest a hole. hmm. wonder which it was. :dunno: she's all suit fixed anyway. yeah, i was a bit irritated but you're right. he did sound pretty scary. so i thought what happened was that the ctein maybe shot his huge gun and the blayd dodged bigtime with some fancy move and so then the gun blew a giant hole in the hull and caused all kinds o trubs. but your theory makes WAY MORE sense since why would ctein not know that the gun he was about to fire would blow them all too bits including sort of towning him too. :B HELLO! U COMING OR WAD!? pretty sure we got shit to do! quit playing with ur drones!! not much to add really. jolly good show chpta. hopefully we find out wad actually happened. but i feel like this author will just leave us hanging with that one. now kira is in space and the answer is i already told you how she got there! the answer was boom and crazyness and hole and suck!!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 13, 2021 14:11:35 GMT
Chapter VI: Sub Specie Aeternitatis something about a sub species of eternal titties? not too many nitpicks, there were a few words he used i had to look up! Ctein hove over the horizon or something. i was like, hove? is that a word? apparently it is! past tense of heave! not 100% it worked there, but i get the gist. kira was noticing space or the stars or something and he used the word Numinosity! ;dunno; no, a NUMEN! i assume he was going for definitions 2/3 there. at one point he said, if kira did [something] she would die for sure, sure as entropy. i guess entropy is guaranteed in the universe or whatever, but just a weird throw-in. ok! enough of my stupid garbage word talk! overall a good chapter. at one point she is tosting out suit fibers to swing herself arounf teh hull of the Hierophant and i was thinking SELF SHE IS BEING SPIDERKIRA! I've enjoyed the way the battle has gradually escalated to this point. and how Ctein isn't easily beaten. he's a super old gigantic jelly so if she would have beaten him right away with the suit, or like the nightmares ram into him and killed him that would be rather unsatisfying. but the way it turned out to be a long drawn out battle and she actually wasn't sure if she was going to be able to beat him... i dunno. worked for me. seemed believable. and the way they DID beat him... didn't feel like a cop out. yeah.. falcontown had to do his bit of course, but even so. a well earned victory. i guess ctein is a space rock now. and for all that to happen, and now the jellies and humans can fight the nightmares.... we've got a little hope here! wow that hope got smashed fast!!@# ;hyper;;; so, before i read the next chapter, which, oddly goes right into another exhuent(?), any prediction as to what kira is thinking about doing to beat the maw? you just texted me that you posted. so... i'll type my prediction here and then go reply to ur post. so, she's talking about "eating the path". between that, the way she was saying how this plan would provide her with ahh... symmetry maybe? or justice for "creating" the maw as she keeps beating herself up about. basically she's gonna give herself to the maw but try to absorb it or transform it into a beautiful galaxy seed maybe? instead of the killy oozy seed it is now? what i don't know, is how a casaba-howitzer would help her with that. ;pipe; and if she takes out the maw... do the hundreds of nightmare ships stop fighting? or do they still have to beat them all? i dunno. i'm probably wrong anyway. ok! off to see ur postentine upon thine face and good self eyes!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 13, 2021 14:49:38 GMT
i vaguely remember the book, much less any talking. i thought i mostly liked it, but i have a vague notion of some annoyances with wad some of teh people did in it maybe. :dunno: woah! i think ur memory is even worse than mine on this one! usually not the case... what's the point of writing a dustvag chapter if it isn't from the dustvag perspective!? smh lmao get a load of this guy. thinks a sailing ship and cabin are the same thing! hah! ;floet; man, i HATE that stupid chin guy. i guess that's whoever lost the vote. WELL WE'VE SEEN IT NOW!@#$@#$ it's all good! we had a bunch of extra medifoam we needed to use up anyway! didn't wanna waste it. seemed pretty effective! they should produce more of those forms maybe and less ichorfilled tentacles! i think there would have been more words about legs if her whole bottom half was gone! it was more like ab muscles not lining up right and sepsis concerns! HAY FALCON! u got any of them there antibiotics in ur suit there? yeah i think my top half might need some! tia! hth! also once you read this you'll know i was right bigtime. which DID turn out to be fortunate hullbreach timing for kira, tho it didn't actually win the fight for her. bought her a little time to clear her head tho. yes! it was like he actually thought they were messing around! pretty greta. he does explain. and i powsted about the astrotitties separately so i'll just leave this here for now.
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 14, 2021 4:53:49 GMT
woah! i think ur memory is even worse than mine on this one! usually not the case... oh you don't know! maybe YOUR memory sucks and you just think you remember this crap! well, it seems obvious now! but i wasn't the author or one with the vision in this case. but you were. you were. completely different! i suppose you think the deathstars are teh same too!@ :HUGEGIANTROLLEYES: the chin NEVER wants what i wanna do!@3 :pout: no! u missed teh beauty! this was just the leftover crap that had MADE the beauty. you people do not understand dustvag beauty AT ALL!@#! oh! good point. maybe it goes bad! :usehaid: plus they got to see the inside of the sweet giant jelly ship. like a field-trip really. all the jellies sure were ineffective in the end against the dustvag!! i like to think that her whole vag is now completely dustvag. we'll see how falconitown likes THEM APPLES!! right. kept her from being shot right at that moment by that gun. but she also got kinda towned by the hull breach ram and also still plenty of shots after. but now i'm deep in the depths past this! Chapter VI: Sub Specie Aeternitatis something about a sub species of eternal titties? i read it too!! *kira is an eternal titty now. makes sense since her vag got blown up. i looked that one up too! :highfive: i was def suspicioning that one as to it's necessity of use! author likes his words. but then authors often do so. it's sci-fi!! you gotta tost in the sciencey words! :usehaid: sure as entropy that makes sense! i thought the same thing! surprised the author didn't throw in an obvious tip quite frankly. agreed. i guess sctien didn't expect that grenade. :dunno: but yeah, once she had him she towned him right quick! i feel like ctein was all SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!! when she popped into his tentacle. i'm surprised he couldn't get it cut off faster. but then i suppose her tendrels would just hop over to teh new cut site so it wouldn't have mattered much. kind of a cool space statue really. shit, well, i already started the exuent chapter cuz i knew i was behind. i can say i didn't really have much of any idea. and that i was thinking more or less same as you. and what she picked i didn't really think of and actually or i don't know if i fully get her plan and i'm not sold it will work but i have an idea of wad she's doing. i think you were close to right. i think she is planning on sneak blowing it up with the howitzer. you were right in teh sacrificey bits. i haven't quite finished it so i don't know yet where the chapter ends. i figured that it wouldn't work exactly and she would have to absorb the maw like you said and kill it that way. but the exuent implies they are going to fly off in just a few pages so i'm a bit confused as to what is going to happen. or maybe the exuent is everyone taking off and leaving kira to finish off the maw? that makes no sense!@ let's just leave! let's not wait to see wad happens! :B so i'm very confused right now. i'll finish this up though tonight. i may even pop on here later tonight and update/post again after i finish. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 14, 2021 13:11:07 GMT
So i finished the exenuet!
oh no!! she got blowed up! so, i guess our discussion of whether it was a hole or her legs blown off is a bit of a moot point now. :B
the one thing i'll say is we knew that she was going to have to absorb the maw. that was the way to beat it. and the hole time she's trying i'm thinking. it's teh anger. you can't win the anger fight. the only way you'll win is if you bring something different! hello! use your training!! think of your vagroom and teh beauty!
but then she did and she won and then go boom.
So. i assume she survives in some capacity. since she's our narrator. :B and the book isn't over. does she survive as just the suit now? doesn't it need at least a brain or something? is it able to protect enough of her cuz she had absorbed enough? curious where authorboy is gonna take it.
i did have a thought about maybe people dustvag merges with remain with the suit at all times. and those memories she was experiencing were the other ones who had merged with the blayd not blayd memories. anyway, another theory. we'll see.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 14, 2021 15:16:48 GMT
completely different! i suppose you think the deathstars are teh same too!@ :HUGEGIANTROLLEYES: how could they be the same when they are so obviously different! THIS death star is a giant ball of death in the sky! THAT one is a much larger giant ball of death in the sky! ;HUGESTROLLEYESPOSSIBLE;;;; instead of pouting, that voter would be better served befriending and buttering up the chin!! it does seem they missed out on the green glowing orbs. smh. ok class! class! attention everyone! grab Verro's head there and start back towards the bus! we need to get back before dinner! i was going to just say something stupid like "everyone is powerless before the dustvag". but then i was thinking how Ctein wasn't powerless. and THEN i started thinking, how come Ctein is the only big one? you'd think maybe there would be, like, half of Ctein-sized jellies and stuff! but it's more like CTEIN >>>>>> all the other normal sized forms. maybe he didn't want competition. ;dunno; i LOVE to think that! god. now i'm having thoughts like: ;leer; is that a dustgranny smith? i'm so sorry brother. gotta work with what you have!! yeah, even after i looked up "hove" i was ok.. i guess.... but i'm watching you author! *points at eyes* well put brother no one probably remembers spiderman any more since we are a few hundred years down the line. tho, really, wouldn't we be on spiderman reboot #45 or something? apparently his suit thing was doing quite a bit of defensive work for him! once it was cracked... kira's suit could go on the offensive. yeah apparently SHE thought maybe she could just ride a nuke into the maw and blow it up, but it didn't turn out to be quite that easy. tho essentially that's what happened there at the end. :/ curious who detonated the bomb, cuz it seemed like it wasn't her. she was on the verge of snipping the mawbrain and becoming a sweet spacemawseedperson of love and seeds when teh bomb goes boomy. :B also everyone WAS flying off cuz they had to get away from teh nightmares i guess. but i'm still a bit ;headscratch; how he calls this an exheunt chapter! NO ONE FTL'D!@#$@#$ ok i finally broke down and looked up "exeunt" and it is an old stage term from like shakespeare times! it indicates character(s) leaving the stage!@# so, like "exit stage left" or whatever. so... i dunno. kinda stupid honestly. like, you separate exeunt's out into their own running numbers of chapters? weird. bye bye wallfish! exeunt outta here! ;waves; the one thing i'll say is we knew that she was going to have to absorb the maw. that was the way to beat it. and the hole time she's trying i'm thinking. it's teh anger. you can't win the anger fight. the only way you'll win is if you bring something different! hello! use your training!! think of your vagroom and teh beauty! yes! use ur haid! teh maw is the hatey killey angry one! i guess if she hadn't figure it out and just got absorbed, the maw would have an oozy crusty vag on it now too! ;hyper; no clue. i guess i didn't assume she survives... but you're right that she's been the narrator the whole time. maybe she will be galaxy dust flecks talking about dumbjim numinosities and such. :B that would be some hella protection if she survived teh nuke as an actual person. and yeah, i think the suit needs a conscious host! cuz.... on Astra it was.. you know. dust. until it towned kira's vag. i think that's fairly well documented and not really a theory brother! so maybe a new person will inherit the dustvagsuit WAYYYYYYYYY in the future. like we're talking DECADES! and it will be having dustvag memories! AND jelly memories n stef. the jelly memories kira was hasing were from when the suit was on Nmarhl (sp?) teh jelly! and then the weireder older memories of like Highmoist and the ROD OF BLUE were from when it was on one of the Vanished. until Highmoist separated the suit from the person. which probably just meant killing whoever it was. :B lol ok i made a few notes during my EXEUNT5 reading: she's going to grab the old casaba howitzer bomb and... "The missile swelled in size ahead of her: a thick cylinder with a bulbous nose and red stenciling along the side." hell YEAH that missile swelled and she loves teh thick cylinder bulbous end ya know? ;leer; then right after that she grabs onto the missile and he says "The tube was too thick for her fingers to touch on the other side." so she's telling falconboy and teh wallfish crew to skeedaddle on outta there (or, exeunt if you will). and they are all giving her encouragement and saying goodbye or whatever. falcon: give em hell kira ;wub; grego; do us proud meatbag or something hugewhangbang: *Fighting!* what? thanks for that whang. thanks. ;weary;; so she's about to get absorbed by the maw, like she's moments away... and her thoughts go to.... HER FALCONTOWN! FALCONTOWN BACK MUSCLES FTW!!@# whooo!!@#$@#$$#@ ;hyper;;;; thought it was funny that it was her towning thoughts that saved the day. i guess after riding that bulbous cylinder into the squishy maw she had towning on the brain! now i guess we see wad happens here in part 5. really no idea. maybe the bomb will seed the galaxy with lovely green kira orbs. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 15, 2021 2:29:21 GMT
IT IS A TIP THAT I NEED TO COME BACK LATER!! NOT DONE TIP!
ok, now i'm done.
how could they be the same when they are so obviously different! THIS death star is a giant ball of death in the sky! THAT one is a much larger giant ball of death in the sky! ;HUGESTROLLEYESPOSSIBLE;;;; i bet what it is like to walk around in them is totally different too! SUBORDINATE!!! STOP TRYING TO PUT BUTTER ON MY FACE POST HASTE!@!@ i guess that is your boss with the chin or whoever. DO NOT play catch with it on the way!! for THULE's sake!! yeah, i think cuz ctein was in charge and held teh jellies with an iron grip he could grow and stuff but they keep having to reset and go through the growification chamber or whatever it was called. i'm pretty sure i have no idea what the hell you are even talking about! i'm totally ok with leaving it like that as well. TIA! yes! like, ok, technically that IS a word and you can use it that way... but i'm still not sure of you OR YOUR CHOICES!@#@! mister!! also! does this need to be one of our steps? do we need to like weird dumb words? and use 'em and stef? can we make up words like stef? no one probably remembers spiderman any more since we are a few hundred years down the line. tho, really, wouldn't we be on spiderman reboot #45 or something? i definitely got that it was remote detonated. cuz kira was like, oh, shit. welp! i guess i'm done! see ya later world! anyway, also she said all the sudden she was bombarded with signals from the planet or moon or some crap. anyway, definitely remote detonated. cuz she had basically won so she didn't need to boom. i think i looked that up once a while ago. it was so dumb and boring of an answer i didn't even bring it up! anyway. turns out i was just confused for no reason cuz i thought exuent meant FTL in this case but apparently it doesn't so. :B good one author. you got me again! oh man! it would be covered in all different size horrible oozing crustvages!!! amazing. it is a tip that NEXT CHAPPPTUUHHEEERRR!! will discuss below. ok, but there were definitely times when it seemed like she was having memories from the suit itself! but, maybe i just thought that. :dunno: you're sick! i didn't notice anything at all here! :floet: ol gangwangbang is always great for a peptalk! especially over space text message! oh course she did!! i was only surprised it took her that long to turn to the town to save us all!@# i have this feeling you won't be quite so ... accepting of wad happens. but i don't know.
read Part 6: Quietus Chapter I: RECOGNITION
i don't really think the author needs to break this book up into so many pieces and exuents and parts and stuff. it's just been one story. what's wrong with just having chapters?! seems unnecessarily extra confusing. so, not a big surprise that yes kira is not dead. she is now dustsuitsupervagseedkira!! or something. and she is still her old self! all the ships are surrounding her new fine self that i assume looks more or less like the maw only maybe slightly less oozy but more vagy, anyway and there all surrounding her and kind of :umming: and stuff and maybe hailing her and things and she just shouts WAIT!! i feel like there all, well, that's her alright! fucking bitch! should we blow her up? let's blow her up. no? are you sure? we could at least try!
so anyway, she shouts wait, AND THEN BUILDS A GOD DAMN SPACE STATION THAT'S BIGGER THAN A MOON OR SOME CRAP!@#! hold on a sec fellas! just got a bit of buildy wuildy to do. ok. now come on over to my new space station and lets have a civilized sit down. maybe some tea and crumpets!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 15, 2021 12:50:50 GMT
IT IS A TIP THAT I NEED TO COME BACK LATER!! NOT DONE TIP!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 15, 2021 15:01:57 GMT
was getting dicey over here for a minute. thule was about to bust out a deck of sevens!!@# certainly! imagine walking down a hallway in a 10 story building. NOW, imagine walking down a hallway in a 20 story building. THEY ARE IN NO WAY COMPARABLE EXPERIENCES!@# *boss's chin jerks to me that it wants more butter* :/ aww man. our teacher is such a drag! uh, it's called the Nest of Transference. you said apples and i typed up a kind of apple. moving on... from what i have gathered in my author research... authors can do whatever the heck they want!@# they can use all KINDS of bae words n stef!@# ;hyper;; i read Recognition (as i see you have also down below there) and it didn't really touch on who detonated it. but! she is basically a mawseed of lurve anyway! so... i guess it all worked out. maybe the suit, or suitmakers, or something, knew she needed to be vaporized and come together like that in order to properly integrate all of her parts and people and suits and dusts and vags things. i guess that is the author every time we mistakenly think his chapter names might be meaningful or spicy in any way. OHHH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN!@# there could be female nightmares with little bikinis covering their crustoozes along with the men with cups over their oozeballs! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN ROBBED OF THIS POSSIBILITY!@# *pea* i believe the only way the suit has memories is when it is joined with some joinflesh. tho early on in teh booko it was confusing what was happening. cuz she's having random memories and dreams, and at the time we didn't really understand. but it is a tip that multiple past suitwearing people! or beings, i guess. flesh. meatbags? ;dunno; i was also surprised that the bomb was that small! that she could even TRY to wrap her hand or vag around it! i guess i was imagining big missiles like we has today. why not? IT'S PERFECTLY LOGICAL AND MAKES TOTAL SENSE ;crazy; but brother! without this sweet method he's used, how would we know how many necessity's and exeunts there've been!@#$ ANSWER ME THAT!@#$@ they could try but it wouldn't work. she would just seed their bombs into vagdust or whatever. WAIT!@# i thought it was weird she hailed the wallfish. like, i thought they was ftl-ing outta there lickety split! i'm sure she probably wants falcon to park his big ship in her docking bay. iykwimaidyd ;leer; WAIT!!!$@#$#@$#@#@$@#$$#@ come on in and meat teh dustvag! WAIT!@#$ gah!@#$ these people are SO impatient! *years go by in total silence as she builds* (i guess we don't know how long it took her ;dunno ) like, ehhh... it apparently isn't tough for dustsuitsupervagseedkira to communicate with these ships... should could give them SOME idea what she's doing or at least how long they may want to WAIT!@#$@$# but, again like you said, this is TOTALLY kira bigtime!@# HELLO WE DON'T ALL SPEAK DUSTSUITVAG!!@#@# one thing in my notes that you didn't touch on.. so... i guess Ctein is now SEVEN CRYSTAL SHARDS? i just... what the FUCK is that about!@#$@#@$##@$
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 16, 2021 2:30:46 GMT
the answer is come back to this later!! must finish recap of your recap and also it is a tip that NEXT CHAPTAAAHHEERR!
ok, all done sir. YOU MAY PROCEED!
for some reason i like to leave these here so you know it happened. :shrug:
was getting dicey over here for a minute. thule was about to bust out a deck of sevens!!@# OH JESUS!! dodged a horrible bullet there! OMG! this is INSANE!@! -- person walking around the different storied building OOHH! mixed boss messages! those are the worst! *slowly reaches toward chin with buttered knife *tucks dead kid's head under arm right! the nest of transmorgrafication! i should remember that! oh wow, that was even dumber than i thought. but more benign too. i assumed you were being gross! also, it's tricky because the quote of the quote isn't there so i just have to remember back or LOOK back, and who has time for THAT!!!?? 2 things. 1st. bae! :highfive: 2nd, i'm a little surprised and :suspicious: about this author research you speak of. well! i have read the next chapter after THAT, and it is a tip that spelled out! holy crap, that IS this author! it matches his horribility almost perfectly! oh what could have been indeed. such a sad and deprived life we find ourselves in at the end of this monstrosity of a book! sure the suit seems to go dormant when not joined, but still i say the suit has its own bit of memory and thoughts and things. like the suit would be pissed or disgusted with the horrible usage of the vanished's stef and whatnot. if the suit is just nanites passing on info from past folks then the author was pretty deceptive about it. which i don't put past him. but he def gave the suit itself personality. not good like teh we're going on an adventure! aliens, but there nonetheless. wait, is this a joke still or ... it's hard to tell sometimes in typing!! but it is a tip that she hugged the bomb and her hands and fingers could not reach each other on the other side, which seems like normal bomb size to me. not that she grabbed it with her hand like a cock and her fingers didn't touch. :B I stand corrected good brother! again corrected good brother! if i have questions you have vast and yee answers that enlighten and delight! hmm, that seems likely. is she a lot faster now? cuz she wasn't too good at doing that before... ALSO i feel like there was a disconnect here on how they would escape. remember how hard of a time they had of leaving bughunt cuz they gotta like fly a while and get up to speed or some crap, i don't know, but they can't just jump into FTL. So how would they do that without being nightmare towned??!!@ on the other hand as i mentioned before. i don't see how anyone could leave without waiting to see what happened with kira and the maw. welp! i don't care wad happens. i'm outta here! :B is teh maw dead? is kira? WHO CARES!? NOT ME!@# WHOOO!@# LET'S GO DO SOME PIRATE STUF!@ :B but how long do i wait? :B :shrug: i ges i wait. :B
sir! we have a lot to do sir!!!
SILENCE!@# WE WAIT!@#@! don't mind if i do! brought a few of my friends. i think it would be pretty funny if it was years! admiral klien hasn't even reported back to the rest of humanity yet! they think he's dead i would assume! actually, based on their planning, they would be assuming he won bigtime! how could we lose with a plan like this?! so where is he?! weird...
wait! why would it be difficult for her to communicate with them? she can build an entire space station but not a radio? oh wait, you're saying it was easy so she could have given more... ah. ok. brother!! SHE HAD TO CONCENTRATE!~@! she was building a fucking space station with trees and rivers and waterfalls and light up flowers for fucksake!@#! not to mention all the while trying to figure out who she was!! so WAIT!@# apparently it's always 7 shards. i feel like i missed some sort of shard memo that everyone else has!!
ok, so i read next one too. Unity a chapter name that is clear!@ hallefuckinglujah praise thule!@#
so she's describing the ships docking with her and "The Unrelenting Force was long and thick, with numerous hard points..." jesus! is this just my brother infecting my brain or is this author fucking with us!? i think the answer is probably both!!
so yeah. she made teh station and it is very... kira. i'm sure she has all kinds of designated towning rooms and whatnot.
so also, she figures out at the end as she probes herself (:leer:) that teh maw made SEVEN clones of himself and sent himself out randomly and apparently didn't keep track of where (bullshit) and now she has a 7 shardmaw quest to find the 7 maws and turn them into crystals for more sweet shard times!!
also, it says that yes, the admiral made the boom boom. she also cleared up something else... i think. it escapes me now. OH she talks about how the blue staff even she did not get the knowledge from teh old ones on teh fixing ovur dare. they didn't bother to store that one. shame.
ok, i'll let you take over.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 16, 2021 14:19:13 GMT
for some reason i like to leave these here so you know it happened. :shrug: wadever works broski! ;shoulderhands; i appreciate teh updatez! yes! i wouldn't even know i was IN a building if you hadn't told me what it was!@#$@#$ still them. *boss is frowning* *his chin is eagerly beckoning you over* HAY GRUT N MITEY LPHAT EYE GOW 2 NU BODEE PLAYZ NOW!@#$ EYE GETZ NU FURM!@# i guess that's u as a jelly if you made wiggins research that, i bet he was none too pleased!!!@@# well, obviously when i say author research, i mean that i've read some books that i no longer remember and am 85-90% sure those books were written by "authors" of varying quality. IT IS A TIP THAT UMC GUY ADMIRAL KLEIN OR WHOEVER!@# and mawkira is all... it's ok buddy relax! it was for teh baest!@# ha haahhh!!! i hased a necessity and a necessity II and also III and all of those necessity's were to GET U GUYZ SEW GUD!! THULE'S SAKE I'M BAE!@# lmaooooo still this author. tho, i guess with wad we learned at the end of the Unity chapter, there are still a ton of oozy crusty possibilities floating arounf teh universe! that's cuz the suit was created by the vanished and originally worn by a vanishy, so when it was joined with jellys and whatnot it was not pleased. i'm not saying the suit has no directive or "personality" if you want to call it that, but the memories that the author has been tosting out there are specific to people it was joined to in past times. it has opinions about who it is joined to and wad they are doing with it, but not separate memories of it's own.. that's my interpretation anyway :/ oh ffs are we gonna make wiggins research THIS? ok that quote was "the tube was too thick for her fingers to touch on the other side". so even if she's using both hands there is a limit to the size. so perhaps it was just my expectations that were out of whack. i was imagining a space nuke as more like a rocket! not remotely hand sized! APPARENTLY THAT'S ON ME AND I APLOGIVE!@#$ even the name, casaba howitzer, i dunno. i thought they were big! there's only a couple on each ship!@# tho i suppose there is incentive to make space bombs small so you CAN fit them on ur ships. that makes sense. i guess i haven't thought enough about space nuke sizes. ;ashamed;; so they say nuke and my brain shows me a picture of an ICBM from the 80's. :B well before, she wasn't mawkirastation! she seems pretty confident in her ability to render weapons useless!@# yeah and in this scenario they was in, there were WAY more nightmares in the system than in bughunt! how u gonna get to that markov limit in time?? it is like a normal story trope where the hero has to tell everyone to leave and save themselves while they sacrifice for teh greater good! except, if she loses they're all towned no matter what system they're in. and if she wins... there's still nightmares here and other places and it isn't clear that running helps ur chances! i mean, there aren't nightmares now cuz she dusted them (but no one knew she'd be able to do that a the time we are speaking of) and actually the nightmares in other systems have to wait for the turn to dust signal to reach them. so the only nightmare free system right NOW that we know about his THIS one! so actually THIS system is the safest place to be! hey i know let's FTL out to where there's nightmares who the dust signal hasn't reached oh and also maybe there will be a mawshard!@# whoo!@#$ (i guess my point is: there were so many variables at the time she was telling wallfish to leave, that there was no way to know what the safest or best decision even was) and in retrospect, staying here was the safest choice. shit, i think that was a really long rephrase emila. let's try this again: BROTHER! I AM IN AGREEANCE! ;highfive; ahem. uh, sir. as long as we have to wait i was wondering if i could interest you in a game of sevens! jellies must still be jamming the ftl signals even tho he won bigtime. *another year goes by and she installs green arrow walkways and a few more waterfalls* apparently we both missed that memo! maybe he snuck a 7shardmemo chapter behind an exeunt or necessity or something!@#$ all praise and hail the good and mighty thule for a chapter name that fits!@# ;bowdown; also the chapter ends with no unity bigtime. it's definitely both! i wonder if this author realizes he's probably gay? or maybe i just incepted you with cock thoughts. ;dunno; anything is plausible here really. of course it's very kira! IT'S LITERALLY KIRA!@#$ also yeah i was wondering if she will have a special falcontown room! *leads him in there and towns him with her room self walls or vines or leaves or orbs or whatever* lmaooo well said godo chpa! what's funny is that crap you typed up i understood word for word!@# more fucking shards of 7s!@# does the sending out of the 7 mawshards seem a little too... strategery for what we know about the maw? it's just a howling blob of anger!@# i dunno. gotta have the 7 quests of the 7 mawshards i guess. ;weary;; brother, allowing teh suit the ability to fix the ROD OF BLUE shards.... that is too much power for one dustperson to has. they gotta hold that one back. ;usehaid; what frustrates me, though, is SHE DID NOT KNOW THAT 100% UNTIL JUST NOW!@# AND EVERYONE FUCKING IGNORED THE BLUESTAFFSHARDS!@#$ but! have we reached the point now where all the seven shit isn't just author dumbness / coincidence? we have had: staf of blew: broked into 7 shards ctein: statued and then converted into 7 (blue?) crystal shards mawshards: 7 sent out into teh universen (is that thing that grabbed her arm one of them?) FUCKING GAME OF SEVENS!@# BROTHER I THINK HE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS!@# maybe the fractals she sees and wubs now integrate or incorporate 7's somehow... or he just really loves the number 7 and shoves it in everywhere he can just like his dong descriptions. is seven one of those weird nature numbers like in the fibonacci sequence or whatever? :/ so the jelly ship that docked, it's name when translated from smellwords into engrish: Swift Currents Beneath Silent Wavesis it just me or does that not sound like a native american type name. hello Walks With the Clouds how are you today. I am well Swift Currents Beneath Silent Waves. That is a fine buffalo you arrowed there. We are having excellent hunting luck this ripple. one of my world famous minor author nitpicks and we'll wrap this bad boy up for today. so, they're bringing in Trig for her to vinefix and he authors: "They brought with them Trig's cryo tube, mounted on a rolling pallet, which pleased kira to see." the way that is written makes it sound like kira liked seeing the pallet!@# ohh! that's nice how conveniently you mounted the trigcicle to that rolling pallet! nice mounting job u guyz! *vine vine vinety vine vone*
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 17, 2021 12:20:34 GMT
wow! this building is way more different than i originally anticipated. i mean, i thought it'd be different. but this. this is something else! them? or eh, me? umm. i don't know who's talking there! it's doing the chin equivalent of the :leer: and licking it's chin lips and stuff. i feel like you should just get out of there! that sounds pretty much like all teh jellies to me! :dunno: a little more smelly, but otherwise yea. thank you suh for not sending me for that one. extra good sandwich for u suh! :highfive: *eat oh! wow. that sounds like fantastic topnotch extensive research to me!! well done!! what choice did he have!? NONE! also, she had already resigned to die at that point anyway. so i could see being a bit chill about it. plus that she survived. more or less. she was a bit less towned before the explody, but her body was being ripped apart by the maw before she thought of porking won. my necessities are so fulfilled!! and also suck it readers!! still this author. :whew: i guess we're really talking semantics at this point. cuz yes, the suit only "is" when it's joined. so any memory it has is also attached to a thing it's joined with. so then who's memory is it? i'm not sure you could say other than you've decided and it's your brain reading and my story can be however i wants it!! wait wait wait. are you still saying she just wrapped her hands around it? brother! you need to take the whole passage not just the thick tube for her fingers bit! first, "her breath escaped with a low huh as the casaba-howitzer slammed into her chest." so pretty big as she slams into it. then, "She grabbed it, wrapping her arms around it." she wraps her arms around it, and THEN her fingers could not touch on the other side. it is not hand sized. it is body sized. big enough that you cannot fully hug it. i realize with all the tube dick talk in teh paragraph preceding this one it may have been confusing, but there you have it. for thules sake. let's move on. well, indeed. but we don't really know her skills per se. she has been... confident before. OMG!@# WE'VE WON ALREADY!@# *they haven't won at all sweet! what you typed up is true to. HENSEN!@#@! BRILLIANT!@# BRING FORTH THE CARDS!@#! only explanation that makes sense. if we had any ships left and weren't all towned by all the in-system nightmares we'd send a ship out to check. :B well, priorities brother!!! i think this is good joke sir. but also the name of the space station is unity. :B brother, looking for the quote above about the casaba-blowitzer i did a search on my e-book for "the tube" and holy hell did it return a lot of results!! the author has referred to the tube over and over in this book! and that's not even counting these where he snuck cock references in without even using the word tube!! from what i can tell, falcontown would be down with it. i think it might have happened if it weren't for the 7 shardmaws! again! i'm wondering what kind of 7 shard memo we missed where everything is in sevens and crystals and shards and crap!@#! also, YES! this makes no sense based on wad we know of the maw. for thules sake it couldn't even put itslef together without making horrible pain for its angry self!! look. the shards are useless!! get it through your thick skull!! we will keep bringing them up tho. :B bro i got no idea!! all these things maybe!! i was just googling 7 and found some dumbjim article about how 7s are everywhere and maybe i'm dumbjim but he says, "there are 7 directions" amongst a bunch of other 7 things list and wait, what? what 7 directions? you are making up extra 7 things!! indeed good brother who i will call Spots Things In Books!! you are a stupid things in books hunter! and you are spearing many things! why WOULDN'T that please you?! she thought they was going to role his tube self in there like some kinda log but the pallet was much more civilized and also the pallet rolling on my floor self tickles my space station vag probably!! So Decession is next. self i thought it was decision but then i realized it was some dumb ol obscure word that the author uses to show how he is an author and knows words and stef that you don't! i haven't quite finished it but i'm like ridiculously close. i could like read the rest and then finish typing but i don't think it matters. :B so she invites the wallfishers back onto her station self and they come and she spies on them with her sneakery to hear wad they talk bout. but it was nothing. so it was useless authoring again. so first she has to tell them about the 7 mawshards and he authors "She told them the secret of the seven evil seeds that she had discovered..." come on. really! oh and then he says they were stricken!! anyway moving on. then she finishes all the dumb unnecessarily drawn out gift giving and she says, "My gifts are given." which i enjoyed. i have spoken! so she talks to grego but nothing too shattering i don't think. he likes his meatbags. and then i gots ta finish teh rest ovur dare.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 17, 2021 15:59:29 GMT
it's doing the chin equivalent of the :leer: and licking it's chin lips and stuff. i feel like you should just get out of there! sorry boss and bosschin! i uhh... just remember i gotta go! exactly! he really didn't has a choice tbh. i mean, she got sucked into the maw and i doubt you could tell from the outside what is happening or who is winning or whatever!@# ur just like... ehh... ;dunno; *splode it* did klein have teh ability to splode it cuz the howitzer thing was UMC issue? cuz teh bomb was actually on the old wallfish. ;hmm; sounds a lot like most of OUR authoring attempts. :x WELL I LIKE MY STORY. ;fu; ;cussing; even as mawkira! YAY I MADE ALL TEH CORRUPTEDS DUST! *sees maw memories* awww fuck. yes sir! *brings cards* now, sir, are you familiar with how the game works or shall i provide a lengthy sevenfilled description? *klein gets back to Sol* *it's all nightmares and towned planets* :B hay! stop bringing facts into this! that is a HUGE benefit of reading the digital version! tube word searches! also, it isn't the author's fault the future is so tubey!!! ;stuburn; now, the Staff of GREEN, that's DIFFERENT see... ;hyper;; EVERYONE KNOWS THE SEVEN DIRECTIONS! N,S,E,W,NE,NW,SE!!@# THAT'S ALL OF THEM THERE COULD EVER BE!@#$@#$@ that is an excellent name and i earned it proudly! thank you brother Draws Horrible Heads! i'm embarrassed to admit i didn't even think of the pallet wheel vag tickle! so is that, like, the end of a session? or.... something about how she splitted her good fine self? i dunno. ;weary; also that whole part is dumb and useless! *she tells them* them: oh no! wad do we do? her: i got it dun worry. them: ok. i gez. gah!@# grego was a little too nice IMO! *talks very normal and nice* hello O Ring Giver (rolleyes) yes good job you will always be my friend and blah blah blahj O Queen of Flowers blah blah super sincere words. ugh!@# when the wallfish peeps came in: "She smiled down upon them. A slow fall of petals drifted from above, pink and white and smelling of warm perfume. "welcome" she said." UGH GIMME A FUCKING BREAK MAWKIRA IS KIND OF OBNOXIOUS!@#$ it's all just... a bit much. and i'm with klein and Great and Mighty Lphet. *kira says she's leaving and Qwon and Bass are in charge now* OH DUN WORY ABOUT IT THEY WIL BE GRETA. ALSO DUN PISS THEM OFF OR ANYTHING.
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