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Post by isthisamo on Jan 14, 2022 5:56:19 GMT
are we lucky? i think the lucky ones are the ones who don't have to touch this argument! ;pst; i dun even wanna know what the argument is. can we move it along? ;run; don't see why not. we'll just walk away. *the argument follows us*
:shh: don't look back! just keep walking, but a bit faster!
i think steve had it last!
oh wait, here it is behind the couch.
FFS!@# CAN PEOPLE PLEASE PUT THE BLESSING STAFF AWAY WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT!@# JESUS CHRIST!@#
WTF!? IT'S ALL STICKY!@# and clean it when you're done with it too!@ jesus!@# we all have to share this one staff people!! have some common decency you sick fucks! god i guess.
of course it is. well bam!@# that's evolution right there!! i think! :B
also, i'm trying to evolve my penis into something more sticky!@!@
i guess i thought that was relevant here. :dunno: another sweet evolution example i guess.
well sure! that's in their evolution! gotta keep teh species going! :usehaid: exactly! i know plenty of humans who are no better off! lol! exactly!! and that's the end of it! they aren't going to press it cuz they are afraid of the answer! your only hope is that he doesn't actually say choo choo arounf you. that's the best u can do. i would think not! i don't care for even hearing about it!@#!
*ur yelling* I NEED TO MAKE A DEPOSIT!@#@!# but all you has is a soaking wet gross smelly t-shirt that smells way worse than elon ever did!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 14, 2022 20:23:24 GMT
don't see why not. we'll just walk away. *the argument follows us* :shh: don't look back! just keep walking, but a bit faster! *we hear the squishy footsteps of the argument pick up the pace* this all sounds reasonable and plausible to me. *its under the couch cushions* *steve sits down on it and accidentally blesses some satanic asshole* *no one notices* HEY STEVE WTF IS ALL OVER THE BLESSING STAFF!@$#$#@ I WILL TAKE THIS THING AWAY AND THEN NO ONE WILL GET BLESSINGS. IS THAT WHAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT WANT!@#$ super relevant! my penis tends to evolve stickiness whenever i get to use the blessing staff!@##@$ maybe the blessing staff is an evolution catalyst or something!@# ;pipe; so evolution LOVES the sbw's! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!@@$#@$#@#$ he did later ask me what the wife thinks of it. and i'm like she loves it bigtime up and down! ;leer; and he kind of shakes it head and says mom yells at him if he has one stray whisker. also i guess he was recently made a ministerial servant again. ;pst; i dun think god knows wtf he's doing! it's probably ALL he will say!@#@$# ;pullhairout;; OH LIKE U KNOW HOW ELUNE SMELLZ!@# maybe i yell that as they tost me out.
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 16, 2022 4:53:40 GMT
*we hear the squishy footsteps of the argument pick up the pace* oh god! it's soo gross! and it's gaining! *we break into a sad speedwalk* :B steve and a bunch of the others lower their heads and kick at pebbles that aren't there. no... we're sorry. we do better! :B
god: :suspicious:
that makes sense! angelbob! grab the staff and bless that fish over there into a winged fish!
dammit angelbob! not THAT staff!@# *he's snickering in the corner with his hands down his pants*
evolution is set back a million years.
of course it does!@# why do you think they get all the good stuff!@ :usehaid: i think we have it ironed out above. *steve sits on staff* *dad is promoted* :B i mean, that's a more likely scenario, yes yes yes. *they roll their eyes* elon doesn't even bank here!@
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 17, 2022 14:56:29 GMT
oh god! it's soo gross! and it's gaining! *we break into a sad speedwalk* :B god: HAY! LEAVE ME TF OUT OF THIS!@# [starts looking for smote stick] *it's been billions of years of this* *he's starting to think steve will never do better* BOB! THIS IS HOW WE GOT THE PLATYPUS!@# CUT IT OUT!~@# not sure angelbob is the right choice for this job tbh. i mean, it actually does make sense. men loves them and evolution loves them even more! if that's possible. god's system appears to be somewhat in shambles
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 18, 2022 11:01:42 GMT
god: HAY! LEAVE ME TF OUT OF THIS!@# [starts looking for smote stick] thank god he usually can't find it!! :whew: i sure hope jesus works out better!!
everyone in heaven: :hugerolleyes:
from what i can gather, the pool of prospects up there is NOT TOO GOOD!@#@! that does make sense. why would evolution love them less than the men?! IT WOULDN'T!! IT COULDN'T!@#
well, it sure isn't in perfect working order that's for sure!@#!@
maybe it was ok like 4 billion years ago. but hasn't been too sweet since then!! fantastic episode. was it more than one? that intern character was great. how they had him take it so seriously. OH! HE'S A GO GETTER!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 18, 2022 17:57:08 GMT
thank god he usually can't find it!! :whew: dearest fine lordentine upon thine dost so, i come before thee to thanketine thine for thine oft-inability to findeth thine stick of smote, dost so, upon thine! amen! god: OMFG SOMEONE FIND ME MY SMOTESTICK POST HASTE OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!$#@@#$$#@#@$ ;jerkit; sounds like Kruger industries from seinfeld! ahhh i'm not that worried about it. COCO! COCO! COCO! *evolution looks at how much men love towning the sbw's* DAMN! WE R GOOD! WAY BETTER THAN THAT IDIOT ANGELBOB! high five's all arounf everyone! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!@# maybe it's like when a small innovative company gets too big and can't keep up with innovation and competition! like IBM and Xerox or whatever!@#$ *he reads kramer notes of what george and jerry were saying when he was in the bathroom* :hyper;;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 19, 2022 13:04:42 GMT
dearest fine lordentine upon thine dost so, i come before thee to thanketine thine for thine oft-inability to findeth thine stick of smote, dost so, upon thine! amen! god: OMFG SOMEONE FIND ME MY SMOTESTICK POST HASTE OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!$#@@#$$#@#@$ don't make me do a no stick smoting!@ you know i hate that! also, please thankentine angelbob or whoever for losing thine smote stick too. amen!
huh. locked myself out of my office again! welp! i'm heading home! :wave: if it were up to angelbob we'd all be dead!@# who KNOWS what species would be on top now! some sexless amoeba probably!@# that sounds right. he's got like 4 billion angels up there and only like 7 sticks!
did anyone think to make a few more blessing and smoting sticks!??
it's still in committee!!
alright well, we're down another stick until we can get the ultrasmote stick out of angelbob's butt! :rolleyes:
at which point george took ice out of jerry's drink with his bare hands and used it to wash up. and then said, "you didn't see anything."
i think we've got the workings here for our own super sweet cult religion of some kind!@! we could be pretty sweet leaders!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 19, 2022 16:39:13 GMT
don't make me do a no stick smoting!@ you know i hate that! also, please thankentine angelbob or whoever for losing thine smote stick too. amen! good catch brother! gotta remember to thankentine angelbob. also, god doesn't like smoting people without a stick! certainly don't want to smote them barehand! I WOULDN'T TOUCH THOSE IDIOTS WITH A TEN FOOT POLE! angelbob to himself: ohhhh that must be why the smotestick is 11 feet long! ;usehaid; you'd think it would be harder to lose than it is!!@# maybe he should put a big wooden sign or paddle on it like a gas station restroom key or whatever. ;dunno; :B wad r prubblem? eye lik amoobas. i guess that's angelbob. smh. who gets assigned to retrieve the ultrasmote stick? *forms a subcommittee to look into it* *angelbob is ultrasmoting some amoobas and stuff* :B it is the all town no smote religion! ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 22, 2022 4:39:52 GMT
good catch brother! gotta remember to thankentine angelbob. also, god doesn't like smoting people without a stick! certainly don't want to smote them barehand! I WOULDN'T TOUCH THOSE IDIOTS WITH A TEN FOOT POLE! angelbob to himself: ohhhh that must be why the smotestick is 11 feet long! ;usehaid; you'd think it would be harder to lose than it is!!@# maybe he should put a big wooden sign or paddle on it like a gas station restroom key or whatever. ;dunno; that makes sense about the hands free smoting! 🤢
good idea to have a big huge thing hanging off the smote stick. PLEASE RETURN TO THE EH, SPOT WHERE THIS GOES!! TIA!@ i guess it says that. :dunno:
i mean, they can be nice i guess. i'm not really sure wad an amooba might do! :B i thought he like the amoobas? oh, it's for their own good! gotta keep 'em ship shape! :usehaid: anglebob is no dummy. well, no purposeful smotes!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 24, 2022 15:23:10 GMT
that makes sense about the hands free smoting! 🤢 good idea to have a big huge thing hanging off the smote stick. PLEASE RETURN TO THE EH, SPOT WHERE THIS GOES!! TIA!@ i guess it says that. :dunno: *no one knows where that spot is* *they tost it behind the heavencouch* ;dunno; not much! not much. just sit arounf and look blooby i guess. we discipline those we love! that is a dad lesson! *SMIT SMAT SMOTE SMOTE!@#$$@#@$#* i guess a decent sized subset of people do enjoy a little townsmoting!
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 25, 2022 6:14:26 GMT
*no one knows where that spot is* *they tost it behind the heavencouch* ;dunno; if i had to guess, i'd say they assigned jesus to making this smoting stick label tag. :B i know SOME amoebas are make you poop amoebas! so they do stuff bigtime! There like at the end of the smoting stick! he loves me A LOT!@# :snooked:
you
those sickos are who we try NOT to smote!@# 🤢
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 25, 2022 17:37:57 GMT
if i had to guess, i'd say they assigned jesus to making this smoting stick label tag. :B JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE IS THE SMOTESTICK!@#$@#$#$@ jesus needs to get smoted for how bad he is at label tagging!@@# oh man! we dip the end of the smotestick in a bucket of the makeupoopamoebas pre-smote! ;hyper; nice. if they like it that defeats the smote purpose!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 27, 2022 14:01:17 GMT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE IS THE SMOTESTICK!@#$@#$#$@ jesus: don't ask me! i just labeled it! i don't put it away!@ :stuburn: i don't think you can smote jesus. it's like, not allowed. :dunno: right! it's like a bonus smoting! cuz you still get the original smote but also the makeupoopamoebas smote you too! i don't even know what you do to these people!~ is there anything they don't like?!@
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 27, 2022 14:57:15 GMT
jesus: don't ask me! i just labeled it! i don't put it away!@ :stuburn: *everyone looks over at angelbob* ohhh that must be why hezekiah 3:24 calls him jesus the unsmotable! never put it all together until now. and the extra poopsmote is unexpected! you think ;whew; that sucked getting smoted but at least the worst is over. little do you know. maybe you sentence them to an eternity of parties thrown by townsaneverous. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 28, 2022 5:36:39 GMT
*everyone looks over at angelbob* anglebob: come on!#@ that was like one time!@@!
anglejim: eh, noo... that was like 100,000 times!!
angelbob: ok, but spread out over millions of years, that's like 1! :stuburn:
everyone: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
ooohhh!! i had forgotten that scrip but i'm pretty rusty! but that makes sense. that is teh rulebook ovur dare. ur about to know a LOT!! and not math! oh! but you tell them it's a townsahardlyeverous party so they have a tiny never fullfilled hope! just like there holes will never be filled!
man, we're good at this.
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 28, 2022 15:49:48 GMT
anglebob: come on!#@ that was like one time!@@! anglejim: eh, noo... that was like 100,000 times!! angelbob: ok, but spread out over millions of years, that's like 1! :stuburn: everyone: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 angelbob: IT'S LIKE, ONCE A DECADE AT MOST!@$#@#$ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE PERFECTIONISTS!@#@#$@#$ to himself: man, if i could locate that fucking smotestick i'd smote these asshats so hard omfg they wouldn't even know what smoted them. i think this is the most i've ever known where none of it was math! holy f that's brilliant! *a thousand towning free parties go by* man, hardly everous is putting it mildly! oh well we're due! maybe the next one! *prepares holes again*
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 29, 2022 7:22:31 GMT
angelbob: IT'S LIKE, ONCE A DECADE AT MOST!@$#@#$ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE PERFECTIONISTS!@#@#$@#$ to himself: man, if i could locate that fucking smotestick i'd smote these asshats so hard omfg they wouldn't even know what smoted them. tbh i'm kinda siding with angelbob here! and i definitely think all these asshats could use a real hard smoting!@ harder than usual, probably. also, surely the most you've ever known where you didn't want to know it. like, maybe you don't like math and would rather not know that too. but that's nothing to this intel!@# 😲 i'm curious what that hole prep looks like. maybe i'm not prepping my holes right at all!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 29, 2022 17:00:56 GMT
tbh i'm kinda siding with angelbob here! and i definitely think all these asshats could use a real hard smoting!@ harder than usual, probably. i wonder who has the harder than usual smotestick? who gave the smotestick to diahhrea bob? ;snooked; *does math* *someone sees me holeprepping* GOD DAMMIT WTF ARE U DOING!@# UR GONNA SCARE AWAY TOWNSALOTIMUS!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Jan 31, 2022 7:57:01 GMT
i wonder who has the harder than usual smotestick? alright, check behind the couches!
someone: eh, probably better check all the angelbutts too! :usehaid:
oh right! duh! get angelbuttcheckjoe!@#!
oh! check his butt first@#! don't even wait for him to finish all that math! :stuburn: gosh. well. erm. i'm eh, prepping my holes... :embarrassed: ... u know, for eh, action or something. *doesn't really have any idea what is going on* :B
OH FOR FUCK SAKES!@#!@ WHO IS THIS YAHOO!@#1 GET 'EM OUT OF HERE!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Jan 31, 2022 13:18:04 GMT
alright, check behind the couches! someone: eh, probably better check all the angelbutts too! :usehaid: oh right! duh! get angelbuttcheckjoe!@#! man, there is a lot of angel manpower used in this smotestick business! and i think angelbuttcheckjoe might be the busiest one!!@#$ hey wanna hear a joke? how many angels does it take to do math and check this guy's butt? how many? ehh... two i guess. WHO LET THIS IDIOT INTO HEAVEN ANYWAY! ANGELBOUNCER GET IN HERE!#$@@$##@$
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