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Post by isthisamo on Feb 1, 2022 11:36:03 GMT
man, there is a lot of angel manpower used in this smotestick business! and i think angelbuttcheckjoe might be the busiest one!!@#$ well!@ there are a lot of angels! takes quite a bit to run all these yahoos!! most of them can barely feed themselves!@# OMG!@#!@ TWWOOO!@#@! LOLOL!@#
whoever was listening to that joke probably.
the tiniest angel anyone has ever seen ever walks in. 😇
ah, i see you've met one of our newest angels, angeldontknowsabootholesoranything! he's going to be quite the addition!! :vernoog:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 1, 2022 16:42:29 GMT
well!@ there are a lot of angels! takes quite a bit to run all these yahoos!! most of them can barely feed themselves!@# AND THEY DON'T EVEN EAT! they've been instructed not to discourage angelbadatcomedyjoe hm, maybe that teeny tiny angelbounces has a zapufar stick. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 4, 2022 5:44:38 GMT
that's one of the myths that's been propogated arounf! they totally DO eat. and drink lots of wine and stuff too. some of them even do heroine! tho i'm not sure they can overdose... :curious: or somebody will bust out a special anticomedy smoting stick!! and you DO NOT want that one. no sir! probably. they got a lot of sticks arounf those parts. they REALLY like sticks. it's a little weird actually. now that i think about it...
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 4, 2022 20:23:03 GMT
that's one of the myths that's been propogated arounf! they totally DO eat. and drink lots of wine and stuff too. some of them even do heroine! tho i'm not sure they can overdose... :curious: fuck! well if that's true being an angels sounds AMAZING!!@# so all that "float arounf on clouds and play harps" bullshit is just a smokescreen so people don't know what a good time they're having! oh man i totally would have picked heaven instead of hell if i knew this!@#$$@# ;pea; ;pst; i think someone already gave him that stick amirite ;snicker; heyyyy.... wait a minute.... ;suspicious; *sees zero girlangels* GOD DAMMIT!@#$@#$ *snooked*
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 5, 2022 1:41:55 GMT
fuck! well if that's true being an angels sounds AMAZING!!@# so all that "float arounf on clouds and play harps" bullshit is just a smokescreen so people don't know what a good time they're having! oh man i totally would have picked heaven instead of hell if i knew this!@#$$@# ;pea; well, they'd like to keep it as exclusive a club as they can.
also, it's funny about heaven depictions. it's supposed to be this perfect place. show's adults laying arounf in diapers playing harps and stuff. :B everything is just white. no color or anything nice at all.
oh, that is like a horrible bad comedy viscous stick smoting circle! it's a shame you got urself even near it, really!! careful, you could get sucked in! there are like, weird penis towers everywhere that you hadn't noticed before.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 7, 2022 18:16:27 GMT
well, they'd like to keep it as exclusive a club as they can. also, it's funny about heaven depictions. it's supposed to be this perfect place. show's adults laying arounf in diapers playing harps and stuff. :B everything is just white. no color or anything nice at all. hey who doesn't love a good harp! also the fact that they're tricking all of us, when actually heaven is 100% rave towning drug parties, just confirms what we already know. GOD IS A REAL COCKBITE!@# ;cussing; the dad joke pun circle is VERY sticky and sucky. THEY AREN'T EVEN NORMAL PENIS TOWERS!@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 9, 2022 10:26:47 GMT
hey who doesn't love a good harp! also the fact that they're tricking all of us, when actually heaven is 100% rave towning drug parties, just confirms what we already know. GOD IS A REAL COCKBITE!@# ;cussing; well, tbh, this is the smartest thing i've ever heard of him doing evar! what's that? heaven?! oh sure, it's alright. we got clouds and stuff. :floet: but not in the good ways!! no sir! sorry brother. no they aren't. very weird. probably why u didn't notice at first. i suppose.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 9, 2022 15:23:57 GMT
well, tbh, this is the smartest thing i've ever heard of him doing evar! what's that? heaven?! oh sure, it's alright. we got clouds and stuff. :floet: definitely can't blame him for downplaying heaven's gretaness! i wonder if he gets tired of all the harp and cloud loving goody two shoes showing up! *the rave starts* *the new arrivals look around disapprovingly* WELL!!@# I NEVAR!@#@#$ that makes it even worse! i normally LOVE sticky and sucky! i wouldn't even believe they ARE penis towers if you hadn't told me! also it was a forest for the trees situation where i was looking over, around and past and through all the towers looking for all the hot girlangels!@# WTF IS ALL THIS STUFF GETTING IN THE WAY!@#$ and then you told me wad they were.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 10, 2022 2:30:00 GMT
definitely can't blame him for downplaying heaven's gretaness! i wonder if he gets tired of all the harp and cloud loving goody two shoes showing up! *the rave starts* *the new arrivals look around disapprovingly* WELL!!@# I NEVAR!@#@#$ ffs!! is the bouncerangel doing ANYTHING!@#?? :snook: god when actual good people get in.
exactly!@ how do you ruin that!@# :screamears: now that i'm looking i see all the manangels towning themselves on all the penistowers everywhere. it's quite the grotesque girlangel free scene.
oh! this is reminding me of that floattown book!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 10, 2022 17:50:48 GMT
ffs!! is the bouncerangel doing ANYTHING!@#?? :snook god when actual good people get in. it's hard to find god help these days! ;hyper; correct! now that i see it i can't unsee it! and oh, how i wish i could unsee it. you mean the float autopsy town? or different floattown? ;pipe;
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 11, 2022 6:47:55 GMT
it's hard to find god help these days! ;hyper; zing!! oh yeah. that's the one! that is exactly like heaven i guess! :dunno: apparently!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 11, 2022 15:46:20 GMT
if i'm gonna get a float autopsy, i'd like it to include a heavenly towning!
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 13, 2022 13:18:15 GMT
i did until i found out heavenly townings were just impaling yourself on weird grotesque twisted penis statues!
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 13, 2022 15:54:20 GMT
omfg ;drool; i guess that's me waiting for my float autopsy to conclude.
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 15, 2022 11:03:42 GMT
man, this float autopsy sure is long!
more u i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 15, 2022 14:30:09 GMT
i bet the town is short
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 16, 2022 5:06:45 GMT
well everything can't be long!@#@!# :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 17, 2022 16:24:58 GMT
OBVIOUSLY!!!@#
ur wife
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 19, 2022 13:46:49 GMT
honey! u said it didn't matter!
yes yes. it doesn't! just a light hearted rub honey.
*turns away with a huge giant rolleyes*
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 19, 2022 22:32:16 GMT
i mean, it doesn't matter really! you know, to a point! but GOOD GOD MAN!@#@#
i guess she added more thoughts
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