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Post by isthisamo on Sept 3, 2021 0:19:22 GMT
sure. sure. :snicker: u'll see.
has u read 10 yet? i know i have.
let's see... 10... 10... that was about something... was that the spacebean chapter where they decided to land cuz they're all going to stink each other to death in space? :chinrub:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 3, 2021 14:01:53 GMT
read 10, yes they are all stinky and hate each other and she's putting together a ham sandwich or radio or something to talk to casey eventually though she doesn't know that cuz i haven't read that far but obvs that's wads happening. :B
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 4, 2021 1:35:54 GMT
oh we are off slightly in chap numbers. 10 was the one where grove asked bisesa to go on an excurrsion. i wondered if you fancied an excursion i believe said. and OH! she fancies!!
so 11 was the stranded in space one where they stink and make a talking ham sandwich and stuff. and at the end of the chapter they do hear casey broadcasting but they pass by their window to talk cuz they is going super fast arounf the planet. it is a tip that orbiting!
so then 12! ICE
so this is where they do the excursion. and there is a lot of walking and stuff. and i guess they are still worried about tons of pashes whacking them all so they keep looking ahead for them, but they don't find any. i guess the weather is rough. maybe they talk about time or something cuz ruddy wants to know his future. but i think it's a good point that it doesn't seem like it's his future anymore!
and so they came to some half meter wall thing sticking out of the ground. and they figure it is some timeline shift thing. so maybe the earth is broken into different times that maybe the earth is in? :s
she played music on her phone and the captain or whoever wasn't pleased. HEY!@# TURN THAT DOWN! :pea: and ruddy did not care for the modern beats. then just TONS of talking between her and josh but no towning so that was tiring. so then they see that there is an ice age happening which would seem to imply that it is a long time ago at least in that part of the earth. and then they spot some army. and also maybe some cavemen.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 4, 2021 22:51:22 GMT
ok some of that last part is ahead of me. ALSO ICE AGES COULD STILL BE FUTURE!@$ :/
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 5, 2021 5:17:03 GMT
ok some of that last part is ahead of me. ALSO ICE AGES COULD STILL BE FUTURE!@$ :/ well sure, that's true. but then the cavemen kinda seals the deal i think. unless there are future cavemen too. which i guess COULD happen.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 5, 2021 15:33:11 GMT
yeah yeah see we evolves BACKWARDS eventually. you know, adapting to our icy environment and all that! also her phone says the sky is from the 13th century. so.... ehh... i guess i'm not sure what that means. and tau ceti is supernovaing which shouldn't be possible? i dunno this seems all weird to me. is a bunch of different universe times smushed together somehow? :/
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 5, 2021 23:54:34 GMT
yes, her phone took pictures of teh sky and figured stuff.
also, the answer is more chapters! 13 was another one. and some more after that! but i don't know where you are or where i am really!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 6, 2021 15:40:40 GMT
i read 14 and 15 last night... so: 14 "Last Orbit" - the space peeps are aboot to land somewhere. and i guess they're gonna call the earth "Mir" now. 15 "New World" - ok so when i said "a bunch of different universe times smushed together" uh, yeah! that's pretty much exactly wad we r looking at!@# time slices smashed into one planet! causing weather problems. and now i guess we're gonna head off to Babylon. and some Alexander the great troopentines showed up. well, two of them anyway. ;dunno;;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 7, 2021 1:08:11 GMT
yes!@3 those are totally the things that happened and are happening!
i don't know if it was in those chapters or in 16. i read either 16 or 16 and 17. :/ anyway. josh brought up that like, eh, isn't it possible that some of the earth or whatever is you all's future too? referring to Bisesa. and they were all, MIND BLOWN!@
i read the chapter where they land! so whatever that one is. it is a tip that spoiler so read chapter first!
the answer is that is not how i expected the landing to go! i mean, i thought they might have some troubles. but immediate beheading by angry mongols is not what i had in mind!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 7, 2021 10:56:47 GMT
yes!@3 those are totally the things that happened and are happening! ;verneig; also! i think part of the point he was making is that it was kind of weird that it didn't look like that was really the case! at least from what they were able to observe from the orbiting folks. like, there aren't big lit up techfied earth sections! so it's like, if there are future slices... they aren't super far future! or i guess if they're far ENOUGH future... then humans are wiped out and it's back to just plain nature. ;chinrub; ;pipe; THE ANSWER IS THAT WAS A REALLY QUICK BEHEAD!!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 7, 2021 13:29:17 GMT
hey buddy! how about some help? aahh??
HOW ABOUT THIS!@#!@?? WHACKEROO!@!@# *head falls off*
Kolya to sable: :whisper: that wasn't help at all!!!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 7, 2021 17:21:21 GMT
i don't think these mongol barbarians even know what help is! i guess that's them still talking. it seemed like they weren't gonna kill sable and kolya. not sure why. maybe Musa just had one of those punchable faces! or, you know, chop offable.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 8, 2021 7:05:42 GMT
i read the next 2 chapters. cuz they was super short. actually i think i didn't finish the 2nd one.
1st there is a super short chapter of monkeylady. seeker and grasper i guess! and he's talking about the weather patterns i think and how it's all messed up and i guess there is acid rain and these 1800 guys are real assholes and just leaving seeker and grasper out in the acid rain! wtf!? have some mother fucking compassion!@#@#
but i feel like that is accurate. like us humans were even more assholes then than we are now i think! especially to animals. we did not give a fuck! no sir. animals are just stupid beasts to be beaten into submission. and we're pretty sure they love acid rain! :stuburn:
i didn't finish the next one so i'll hold off on that. but it is a tip that MONGOLS!#!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 8, 2021 14:02:43 GMT
i read the seeker grasper acid chapter last night. he was going on and on about the weather shit and i'm like, ehhh.., don't we already know this crap? they already talked about the time slices fucking everything up why do we need another whole chapter about it!@#$ was feeling a bit snooked tbh.
also, couldn't the modern humans do something for the seeker lady? i mean, come on! bisesa or whoever knew what it was! tell them to give it some shelter at least!@@#$@#$ meh just leave em netted up under the timeball.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 9, 2021 12:25:24 GMT
i guess the modern humans have other fish to fry. :dunno: the whole world is fucked! who cares about some dumb old pre-human ancestor!? at least they let her has her baby. :stuburn:
it was a bit of a snookey chapter. at least it was short!
so yeah, then there is more mongol chapter. the ol kolya and sable live and get to eat sweet mongol food and stuff. sleep too with stinky blankets. man, this author really wants to drive home how much these mongols stink! if i was a mongol i'd be pissed!!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 9, 2021 18:35:47 GMT
so yeah, then there is more mongol chapter. the ol kolya and sable live and get to eat sweet mongol food and stuff. sleep too with stinky blankets. man, this author really wants to drive home how much these mongols stink! if i was a mongol i'd be pissed!! no seriously tho, you WISH you were smelling rotted cheese from a possum corpse! that would be an improvement!@# their meal made me think of seinfeld. oooh MUTTON! my favorite! Chapter 19: THE DELTA! i guess the delta is full of alexander the great and his gayboy king and the administrator guy! so, if i know my history (and i doubt i do), alexander the great should die eventually from this wound / getting sick. will the modern hoomans save him with future medicine magic spice? will alexander get to fight the mongols eventually? is this some cosmic time rift game of Risk? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.... BOY DO THESE MONGOLS SMELL!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 12, 2021 3:02:39 GMT
Ch 20: City of Tents! TENTS DO YOU HEAR ME!?? not much to say. more stinky mongols. and of course... *drumroll* IT'S GENGHIS KHAN! i'm stunned. shocked really. I mean, there better be a reason Alexander the great and Genghis Khan are two of the survivors of this thing. 🙄 like, the time slices get chosen for a reason and one of the reasons is because important historical people are in those slices!@# if it is brushed off as pure timeslice coincidence...... smh. Also very fortunate they can speak a smidge of Mongolian! And french. And English and Russian. Oh and the other peeps speak fucking Greek.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 13, 2021 1:42:45 GMT
so yeah, then there is more mongol chapter. the ol kolya and sable live and get to eat sweet mongol food and stuff. sleep too with stinky blankets. man, this author really wants to drive home how much these mongols stink! if i was a mongol i'd be pissed!! no seriously tho, you WISH you were smelling rotted cheese from a possum corpse! that would be an improvement!@# their meal made me think of seinfeld. oooh MUTTON! my favorite! *hands them stinky old meat with their dirty grubby stinky hands*
wait, isn't alexander the great the king? anyway, yes this is the chapter that was the chapter on all that stuff! and maybe they heal the king so they don't get stabbing sword stabbed! :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 13, 2021 20:04:48 GMT
oh i don't know. i thought initially Ephraim the admin was referring to hephaistus the gay as the king, but only because Alexander hadn't come back yet. Once Alexboi was in camp he's the actual king. but i could be making all that up!@#$
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 13, 2021 20:05:33 GMT
Ch 21: RETURN TO JAMTARD! so, they all march back to the 1800's camp with some prostitutes and play rugby and cricket and shit.
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