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Post by isthisamo on Oct 11, 2021 6:41:35 GMT
yes, as stickman director of these PROFESSIONAL boreds, allow myself to deny thine request for acii dick art support at this time. :B please allow this stick meeting of sticks on the boreds of much profession to come to order!! hear yee! hear yee!!
i guess that was some of the beginning of the meeting before they got to your part.
i guess i'm so busy being melted by this book that i don't have unmelted energy to defend it against your ridiculousness!@# so then you have to step up yourself@!
anyway, i'll try to do better. :embarresed:
well, i don't know why you would do it all quiet! :crazy: oh yeah, i read into that part. i was so excited to see that people saw things some more. and then nothing happens with those things seen. what a booko!@# whoooo!@#@ yeah, i tried to google it too and couldn't find it. and also i didn't feel like asking angie which booko it was at the time. like maybe she would get worried about my obsession with breeding with neanderthals!
also, i couldn't agree more with google in my wonderings!@ whoo!# also, isn't it obvious@!# it's due to all the hair and also assumed huge fat penises!@#! :hugegiantrolleeyes;
right. i want to get to it quicker. probably. i'm worried i missed it!@ oh, well that makes sense actually. carry on! i'm in the middle of this chapter. i don't know how i could have so much trouble staying awake through all this ultraspice! but, avast yee, it hath be so. god DAMMIT!@# HOW MUCH MORE THINGS CAN PEOPLE SEE@! :screamearss:
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 11, 2021 13:58:52 GMT
please allow this stick meeting of sticks on the boreds of much profession to come to order!! hear yee! hear yee!! i guess that was some of the beginning of the meeting before they got to your part. *a stick puts some donuts on a conference table* i guess that's before they started the stick meeting! [facemelt] self did his koly holy argument make any sense at all? is there something we can pick apart in there? SELF I'M SURE THERE IS BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE CONCENTRATING ON THIS FUCKING BOOK AND TALKING AND TYPING ABOUT IT AND IF YOU CAN'T TELL GOOD FINE SELF FACE UPON MYSELF MY FACE IS COMPLETELY MELTED AT THIS SELF FACE TIMEE!@#$@#$#@$ ok got it. so no arguing then? *EVEN BIGGER FACEMELT* *also maybe falls asleep* god dammnit roger! town that monkey more quietly!@# at this volume we might miss some important marching orders!@#@#$ [HUGE CACOPHONY OF TOWNING SOUNDS AND SCREAMS AND SHOUTS AND SQUISHES AND FAT] GAH!@# ROGER!#@$@#$ roger: hay, ware did evry1 gowe i think i see your goodreads review in here! WHAT A BOOKO! WHOO! 1 STAR!!@# if you wanted to get more in depth you could say, people walk by things and sail by things and see things as they walk and sail and nothing happens with or to any of the things they see or sail by or walk by!@# ;hyper;; wait, i might steal that. is there a way to bookmark a spot in a thread?? ;rubschin; WIFE!@# HELP ME FIND THE BOOKO WITH ALL THE NEANDERTHAL TOWNING IN IT!@# I'VE BEEN SEARCHING TEH WEBS FOR HOURS FOR NEANDERTHAL SEX PORN BOOKS AND I CAN'T FIND IT!@# *wife starts to rethink this whole idea* also! women are like OOH MEN ARE SO GROSS AND OOKY *giggle* also we like to fantasize about being ravaged by big hairy nasty violent horrible men! ONLY SOMETIMES! ;blush; the fat penis part goes without saying i think. GAH! I THINK MAYBE YOU DID! i gotta say this booko is really getting to you!!!! BROTHER THE SPICE IS VIRTUALLY WHACKING YOU OVER THE HEAD TO STAY AWAKE!!@!@# ;twak; *you shake ur head and fall back asleep* hey! i know you sometimes battle insomnia. might want to keep this one by the night stand just in case!! a lot! a lot. CHAPTER 42: THE LAST NIGHT OMFG ARE WE GETTING CLOSE@#$@#$%@#$%#$% boy, lots more spice. too much to type up really. bisesa has a going away party. i guess she's pretty convinced the giant ball is going to whisk her home! makes sense. you know. cuz she asked it to. ops edit to add: I GUESS THEY'RE GONNA CALL THE TIMEBALL PEOPLE "THE FIRSTBORN"!@#$ not sure that makes sense, but ok. like just cuz you think they're older than humans... how do u know they're first? how about OLD ONES!@# TIMEBALLS!@# FUCKSTICKS!@# i dunno. i was smacked with aggravation clouds at the name firstborn just being accepted like that. bam they're firstborn. ehh.. k.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 12, 2021 8:40:02 GMT
*a stick puts some donuts on a conference table* i guess that's before they started the stick meeting! another stick tries to eat a donut but it just smashes the donut... cuz it's a stick. :B wow, so i melted my face further because of my own facemelting self face conversation!@#!?? oh jeez!@ i sense more melting coming on!@#! eye town only way i town and that is loudly!@ more roger i guess.
i suppose that is especially true if some of the noise is just fat squishing! which, is hard to imagine being that loud, but roger proved me wrong on that one!@#
that would be the most accurate review of a book i've ever read or heard of@!#!
also, i don't think there is. but don't worry!@# it's in the index so it will be fine! you can search and that works relatively shittily, but does work.
i just want the title!@# i don't want to read it 100 times or anything without pants!@#!
i try to reassure her.
well, these neanderthals are probably super sensitive and amazing unlike my brute of a husband!@#! *imagines hairy animalistic giant penised sex* i did!@ that chapter is long gone and i can't recall any boomcrashes at all!! WTF!@#
also, that could be because ol baxty clarke snuck it in amongst some of the most boring words evar about how they are traveling arounf and there isn't anything to find or see or anything!@
was that the spice that was whacking me?! i thought it was something else!@3 it's like i have no spice detector functionality at all1@# and we've been honing it for like 25 years!@#!@ :GAAHH!# although really i feel like they are more not seeing, than seeing, at this point. :B i think i'm actually in the chapter before this one, but i know bisesa has revealed that she thinks it will take her home. and they did some more physics talking. eh, there was so much spice my brain runneth over and losed track of it all i think!
but i haven't got to this naming business yet. no sir! i tried hard to read through the pain/sleepiness last night but couldn't get too far. i'm glad to know i have so much ultraspice to look forward to.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 12, 2021 13:14:58 GMT
another stick tries to eat a donut but it just smashes the donut... cuz it's a stick. :B GOD DAMMIT WHO BROUGHT THESE DONUTS! WE PREFER DONUT HOLES! at least then they can whack the balls arounf and play a litte. still can't actually eat them. you know, cuz of the stick thing. they don't have moufs. ;usehaid; nah, no more facemelting. just spice reading and glee! ;floet; you know. roger sounds kinda ntg tbh imo. so just let our sweet indexing system do it's thing and don't fret? CAN DO BROTHER! seems like a perfectly good wife reassurance to me! now it makes sense! neanderthals are like big hairy gentlemen! dearest lady, allow my good and fine self to towneth thee withst mine fine fat penis of hair and animal. *bows deeply* lady: ;eyeflash;; it DID seem pretty sneaky at the time... but i have my spicemeter dialed up to 100! OMG THEY SAID BOOMS AND CRASHES!@# but wow yeah they were rambling about how history and civilizations come and go and blah blah BOOMS AND CRASHES! no wizards tho. yes! yes, definitely it was the spice. for sure. ;floet; also maybe this is like the book version of covid! you can't smell or taste or sense spice at all!!@# AWWW MAN I CAUGHT BOOKRONA!!@# i don't know. i don't know where you are in the book. nobody's really doing anything! so it's like BROTHER WHAT PART OF THE BOOK ARE YOU IN? you: ehhhh people are.. ehh... not doing things or seeing things and nothing is happening! me: it is like your brain is in one of those money booths! where they put a bunch of money in and blow it all over and you have to gather as much as you can in 30 seconds or whatever! HELPENTINE IT'S TOO MUCH IT IS A WHIRLWIND SPICE FREE FOR ALL AND MY BRAIN CAN'T PIN ANY OF IT DOWN!@#$ ohhhhh baby. yeah you better buckle up!!@# chapter 43: TEH EYE OF TEH MARDICK!@# i mean. fuck's sake!@# bisesa is taking joshy i guess. so they're getting ready for their journey. and they're talking about, ehh, packing up a backpack with some sammiches and snacks. gotta, let's see, brush my teeth! that's super important. dunno when i'll be able to do THAT again. and i guess i'm a little confusion about what they think is happening here? ehh.. supposedly the timeball is whooshing her back to the time she's from, yes? so... they will.. ehh.. have.. toothpaste there. i guess she doesn't want to assume that the balls aren't gonna fuck her over and deposit her somewhere horrible? but if so, i guess i'm not sure what some snack and teeth brushing is gonna do for you. i just... up next! PART 6!!@#$ WHAT!@#$@#$ FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT THERE'S A WHOLE NOTHER PART!@#$@#$ my kindle says 97% done for crying out loud!@@$#!@@!$#!$#@!$@#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 13, 2021 9:22:54 GMT
GOD DAMMIT WHO BROUGHT THESE DONUTS! WE PREFER DONUT HOLES! at least then they can whack the balls arounf and play a litte. still can't actually eat them. you know, cuz of the stick thing. they don't have moufs. ;usehaid; that makes a lot of sense. the preference of the sticks there. i was thinking maybe you were going to say because they don't have hands. but that's ridiculous. they could nudge the holes into their mouths if they just had them. so i was being silly with that thought! :embarresed: oh man! you couldn't have been more right. i read so much spice i couldn't even put the book down! i got all caught up and got to that horrible time in my book reading life where i turned the page and it said PART 6 and wow i can't imagine a more disappointing page contents to see really!! that's not your uncle in law is it? exactly so. and you can sleep easy. i do alloweth@!@
the lady maybe responds with that along with the eyeflash.
well, i'm not going back for it now! it sounds pretty great, but avast yee. it is times missed and gone forever more evermore... Time's Eye: the Covid of Books!
ooooo, let's read that.
so true. but this book has mostly been seeing things or people talking about seeing things and whatnot. but then while they were sailing arounf with alexander i swear a huge portion of it was, well, shit, there's nothing to see here!! and i was like, WTF!? this is slightly worse than the seeing!@ now we're not even seeing!! oh! well, that sounds frustrating!! oh right. i'm doing it and self, it is indeed frustrating dost so! it was like you buttered me up for the firstborn so then i didn't have much energy to care much about it. i did agree that it was a dumb name. you don't know if they was born!@ i think you said it earlier, just cuz they're old? why not oldies? or oldones? oldthingswedon'tknowwhattheyarebutwehate!! yeah, the prep work was a bit strange. but, if i'm heading off to lord knows where, i don't want to be worrying about cavaties!! i might be meeting oldthingswehate people!! like i think they figure they will take them to their time dinner first and then send them back. with possibly a trip to the dentist in between. :usehaid: this is almost my exact thinking! PART 6!@ HOW CAN THERE BE ANOTHER PART!@# JUST END IT!@#!@
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 13, 2021 15:33:24 GMT
that makes a lot of sense. the preference of the sticks there. i was thinking maybe you were going to say because they don't have hands. but that's ridiculous. they could nudge the holes into their mouths if they just had them. so i was being silly with that thought! :embarresed: starting to think this meeting may never be called to order!!@#$#$@ part 6! OH GOOD! I WAS AFRAID I MIGHT BE ALMOST DONE THIS IS A RELIEF THAT THERE'S A WHOLE EXTRA PART! WHEW!@# that sounds like her! i alloweth with all my heart and allowethness upon thine!!@# ;superdupereyeflash; ;bends over and giggles; the spice continues flowing downstream and what is missed is missed and never to return upon thee BOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!@#$#$@ CRASSHHHH@#$%%$$%@%$% i guess that's us! if i read it do i need to get the jab!?? no no don't worry the book will jab you plenty. *they traverse the entire meditteranean see... opps i mean THE BOATING LAKE (biggest rolleyes evar) let's try again. *they traverse the entire boating lake with ALEXANDER THE GREAT on a journey that takes months in hand made ships in a world sliced apart by floating timeballs* oh really? crazy! what happens? ehh... nothing really. i'm a little ;suspicious; of your energy levels for caring no matter how much butter i happen to tost your way first. i guess i didn't think there was any implication of meating the firsties or going "lord knows where"... bisesa knows where! home! anyway, i was envisioning the return trip to be basically like the trip TO ehh.. "mir" i guess. like, they didn't even notice! one second they're flying arounf earth timespace and the next they're in MIR-TIME! the only indication anything even happened was the sun skipping ahead in the sky! so i'm thinking, going back is the same! *blink* and i'm back ehh... i dunno where i guess. in the helicopter? the day before that? after? not sure. but in normal her-time! did they inkle a sitdown dinner with the firsties and i missed it? or are you implying future spice that is simply wishful thinking on your part? well, lucky for us there is totally a part 6!@#$ whoo!!@# PART 6 CHAPTER 44: FIRSTBORNEDso the first borneds actually are borned first and are metal and flesh maybe and the time eyes are forever weapons from a millions year war and designed to make the universe not waste universe energy by towning any emerging life planets? that's how i took it i guess. ;dunno;; hey good job on naming them, people who didn't know any of this stuff about them! nice work! top notch! ;thumbsup;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 14, 2021 12:31:58 GMT
starting to think this meeting may never be called to order!!@#$#$@ nobody has a gavel i guess. oh i misjudged my feeling. i didn't realize that was relief. i thought it was anger. :B *the neanderthal ravages her with his big gross hairy penis* *she can't believe what a sweet gentleman he is* the boom crash of truth! i guess they figured all they needed was the sweet premise! no need for any details beyond that! :usehaid: well, hard to say at this point. but certainly coating me in tons of butter isn't helping anything! oh no, the book did not inkle that at all. that is what you should know and inkle on your own as a fine reader. it's like you want the authors to do all the work!@ haven't they done enough!?? i wasn't sure how to take it. i guess i agree, tho i didn't gather the towning emerging planets exactly. maybe josh got preminished the firstborn name from fucking around the giant eyeball so much. he didn't realize he was sensing and picking stuff up but he clearly was! :pointstohaid: onward and through space and probably this just ends and then it's on to the next booko i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 14, 2021 15:11:52 GMT
nobody has a gavel i guess. couldn't one of them just whack themselves on something? *she playfully smacks his arm* ohh you big hairy ape. ;wub; apparently! clarkybaxty: nothing happened? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING HAPPENED!! DIDN'T YOU READ THE PREMISE!!@#@ ohh, yeah no i guess i did. so did any of them see anything? NO!@# oh! ok. did they do anything then? NO!@#$ GAH!@# I BELIEVE OUR RITINGS ARE GOING OVER THINE HEADS. ;stuburn;; and i was so sure that would work!! welp, back to the drawing board i guess. wait, you expect us to write up this whole premise for you, and then ALSO type up the spice and inkle stuff! and what are YOU bringing to the table, what, ur just gonna sit there and READ!@#$ JFC!@#$ so josh is towning bisesa with his tiny disappointing hairless dick, and the timeball is sensing into his head in a sense whisper.... "firstborneds"... "fiiiirrsttt booooaaarrrnnnndddsszzzzzzzzz meanwhile bisesa is see! we are inkling ourselves our own spice heaps out of this monstrosity! well, maybe not heaps. a granule or two. CHAPTER 45: IN THE EYE IN THE EYE opps sorry actually through the eye. that is THROUGH the eye. tho to go through an eye you have to at some point be...? IN THE EYE! ;hyper;; i mean... still nothing really happens. they are on future towned earth. eat some of their handy snacks. oh! when bisesa woke up "HER EYES GAPED WIDE OPEN". ok. ok. usually jaws gape, not eyes, but whatever. then there's, ehh.. an eclipse i guess? and clarky says about the sun: "It's disc was deformed. It looked like a leaf out of which a great bite had been taken. " eh. what? the sun looked like a leaf with a bite out of it? wtf does that even mean!@#$ and joshy goes back to markuk alex times... bye joshy.. ;waves; ;shrug; edit to add the final two chapters Ch 46: GRASPER!@#$i'm sorry, this just... wtf. so you're telling me this grasper chick who has been in a net since she was a fucking BABY watching her apemom get raped by these soldiers... is suddenly free and just WHOOO YEAH! MEESA GONNA TAKE MIR BY STORM BABY!@#$ WHOO!@#$ i guess the timeball zapped her mind into overdrive so that's the explanation. ;rolleyes; so booko 2 they are going for a planet of the apes vibe or what? alex will have to fight off a wild ape civilization? one question tho. seeker was a chick. grasper's a chick.... ehh... am i missing a big pack of actual male manapes? wtf man. all this stupid fucking seeker grasper shit, which has BARELY even been in the book as more than an afterthought... i'm supposed to believe these stupid things are gonna take over the world now? i. i can't. Ch 47: TEH LASTEST ONE! oh i guess it's called " RETURN"! you know. cuz bisesa is returned back home now. GOOD THING SHE BRUSHED THOSE TEETH! apparently she is stinky tho. also timeball. bam. the end. ;whew; ;meltface; CAN'T WAIT FOR BOOK TWO: TEH LEGEND OF GRASPERTIMES!@$#@$#@$#$@#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 16, 2021 1:19:05 GMT
couldn't one of them just whack themselves on something? not loud enough :stuburn: *some stick is bludgeoning itself to death in the corner*
in a kind of neanderthal batman voice: don't call me ape! our heads are too low! that's the issue. clarkybaxty are on another level. a pretty shitty level. *looks at board with all kinds of ideas in what to tost on me, like soup* they have a point. what ARE we bringing to the table? criticism for one!@#!@ we are inkling our own granuals!! thank the timbeballs for that!@ but yah, that is exactly what happened to disappointing penis man! they really want that name to stick! they're weirdly proud of it. it's like ur broken... but good. but good. yeah, i'm like, wait. what is happening? you got TWO authors and nobody had a better idea than eyes gaped open?! ALRIGHT!! yeah, i was confused by this wording as well. i assume they sent them back at eclipse time on purpose. tho what purpose that was is not even remotely clear. i guess we're supposed to inkle here some more. hope you has good times back there and find a manape woman that loves ur tiny penis! i thought he did mention that they saw more manapes arounf when they were doing all their seeing. so i think they can find some mates, that's no problem. and see. the world is huge and there is hardly anybody on it anymore! so the manapes can roam free and not get all killed and stuff maybe. plus they is extra smartized by the fiiirrrsstttboooaaarrrnnnddddd tech, cut it's old? (that also didn't make sense to me) mom u smell funny.
the punchline of the booko apparently.
also, i bet she was real happy about her clean teeth when she was way in the future enjoying running her hands thought the glassdirt and gazing at the leafclipse standing in a crater!! :stuburn:
by teh way timeball firstboouurnzz!! thanks for THAT!
also, when the timeball appeared in the crater she said she realized only she could see it. so is she the only one who could see the timeball outside her window looking forward to more bisesa sexy times? hopefully with a bigger penis this time! that's what I think the focus of the next book will be, and then some tost in grasper manape leader time afterthought chapters.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 17, 2021 15:08:47 GMT
not loud enough :stuburn: *some stick is bludgeoning itself to death in the corner* does anyone else hear that? it's like a light tapping sound... no? *continues raucous argument about donuts* ok monkey. tee hee. am i in trouble? ;eyeflash;; they're looking down at us all from above all their stupid timeballs! clarkbaxty: well! we certainly do not care for THAT!@# *sniffs in a hoity toity manner* we are teh first borneds and so we hath inkled upon thine horrible self!@# flew open? popped open? opened? no no they GAPED godo chpa brother. also, there was good reason for the gaping! she had a bunch of non stuff to see post haste! yeah i guess to see that the earth eventually is towned? but this is millions of years in teh future.. so wtf am i supposed to do about that? maybe it was a practical joke? you wanna go home? HERE YOU GO! AHAHAHAHAHAH oh man, we timeballs got you good! seems like maybe seeker is just gonna hang around waiting for penises maybe. ;dunno; ok i think i missed the part where they saw other manapes. maybe have been blinded by too much seeing stuff spice at the time! or perhaps i was comatose. we may never know. also the timeballs didn't do anything the entire book! but somehow muck up grasper's brain? jfc. see this is why they talked so much of stinkyness earlier in teh book! for this HUGE SPICY FUNNY PUNCHLINE PAYOFF!!@# ;usehaid; true! came in super handy at that time! ;verneig; ;rubhands; oh man. can't wait. also, NO indication of any selective timeball seeing earlier in the book! i guess that's clarkbaxty's idea of a cliffhanger to get people to hop on over too book 2. WAIT ONLY BISESA COULD SEE IT OMFG NO WAY!@#$ ;gapeyes;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 27, 2021 12:35:05 GMT
does anyone else hear that? it's like a light tapping sound... no? *continues raucous argument about donuts* oh, it's raucous!! are they eating the donuts? i guess we established that they can't, cuz they're just sticks. so now they are just pissed someone brought them! it's like they're rubbing their stick faces in the donuts that they can't eat!! that really burns some of them up apparently. what's my punishment!@?? *bends over some more*
from up there everything looks great apparently. well, except that many of us readers are cockbites! who are these below the timeball people to criticize us!@?? these idiots make those manapes look like geniuses! there was a lot more inkling in this book than i thought there'd be. gotta gape those bad boys open POST HASTE!! *can't see anything* *in a crater* :B wait a minute. we don't actually know when it was. it was just some future. it could be 7 days from her regular time! probably a little further than that, but :dunno:
- bisesa probably.
timeball inkle people: boy, not only are these humans horrible and dumb, they have NO SENSE OF HUMOR!@#@! gah!@
at least one of them manapes is all preprimed for penis times! she doesn't seem to mind them at all! :dunno: they made the manapes stare. that was them *doing stef*
i had the stupid spell check on and so that was underlined so i couldn't see it good so i thought it said ifc. and i was trying to figure out what that meant and i figured "I fucking can't" but then i saw it was a j. exactly. those long jokes that take a million years are the best kind. i can't buleeve how gaped our eyes are for the next bookos!@ OMG!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 27, 2021 16:56:36 GMT
oh, it's raucous!! are they eating the donuts? i guess we established that they can't, cuz they're just sticks. so now they are just pissed someone brought them! it's like they're rubbing their stick faces in the donuts that they can't eat!! that really burns some of them up apparently. oh man, really sucks to be a stick! if you get too angry you end up on fire!@# GOD DAMMIT CARL YOU JUST HAD TO BRING THESE FUCKING DONUTS AND NOW STEVE IS ASHES!@#$@$# *pea* wow i've never seen someone bent over more than she's bent over!@#$$#@@$# i can't believe these are our readers! gah! makes me question whether people deserve our sweet spicy ritings! ;stuburn; baxtyclarke i guess. clarky: i say dear baxty, let's type up some rapes for these worse than manape people down there. baxty: consider it done! ;user; with how legendary the authors are we probably should have known. i mean, inkling is how the masters do it! no straight forward spice, you gotta inkle people into booko 2!! i gotta agree with the timeball inkle people here. i mean, they practical joke inkled bisesa into future seeing spice and they get NO appreciation. smh. also the manape part of the book was the smallest part! just a few quick pages here and there! omg smh. ifcwy. it's almost as if the timeballs are gaping our eyes against our will !!
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 28, 2021 13:18:24 GMT
oh man, really sucks to be a stick! if you get too angry you end up on fire!@# GOD DAMMIT CARL YOU JUST HAD TO BRING THESE FUCKING DONUTS AND NOW STEVE IS ASHES!@#$@$# *pea* Well, he was always getting worked up!@
maybe that was the donut bringer defending himself, but he's just making it worse.
she's almost inside out!! i bet we don't. *emabbesed* *types up some shemanape all straightfaced and full of fat peni (penixen??)* i haven't read enough of these classic authors. i didn't even realize! i'll be good and ready with my inkle cap on next time!! :jkgay: i suppose they could have inkled some humor into her, BUT DAMMIT! THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!@# GAHH!@! i guess that was the stuff for us plebes. :huyper: i feel a little force-gaped, yes.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 29, 2021 14:18:06 GMT
Well, he was always getting worked up!@ maybe that was the donut bringer defending himself, but he's just making it worse. CARL YOU KNOW DONUTS BURN STEVE UP HOW COULD YOU EVEN TRY TO DEFEND THAT!@#$@#$ gah! get out of my sight, i can't look at you right now carl. ;insideouteyeflash; kramer voice: peni ;hyper; the shemanape just and continues doing housework or whatever. cavework? tree sitting by work? i dunno what they do really. other than have fat peni in them and i don't think you're supposed to do that without consent! but i'm no expert. baxtyclark shudders in disgust and types up a tiny manape chapter for us peasants. a different kind of star wars movie eh?
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 30, 2021 2:24:44 GMT
CARL YOU KNOW DONUTS BURN STEVE UP HOW COULD YOU EVEN TRY TO DEFEND THAT!@#$@#$ gah! get out of my sight, i can't look at you right now carl. someone get him out of here. and get rid of these fucking taunting rings!12 :movingtoimpatientflash* i couldn't have been more clear!@# you make it seem even spicier than it was in the book!@#! we probably shouldn't even be talking about this! baxty: that's good, but... make the peni fat. they'll love it. i'm not sure this star wars movie is licensed!?
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 1, 2021 15:57:25 GMT
someone get him out of here. and get rid of these fucking taunting rings!12 *the donuts hurl profane insults at the sticks as they are tost out* authoring 101! if you're typing up some peni, type em up fat! return of the jed-eye-gape okimfinished
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 3, 2021 2:34:45 GMT
*the donuts hurl profane insults at the sticks as they are tost out* of course that is what they do@! they ARE donuts!@# not cute little pink sheep! again, i'm reminded that we should be whipping up a sweet help boo of some kind. but brother ur on a roll! ... maybe a jed-rye roll.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 3, 2021 13:48:50 GMT
of course that is what they do@! they ARE donuts!@# not cute little pink sheep! we demand to be eaten and turned to poop! i guess that's still the donuts. sheep are just kind of like, sure, take my wool or whatever oh you want to eat my little chops? ok we are pretty much ok with everything, cuz we are sheep. and maybe hey sbw i could use some of ur sweet help ;bowdown; that was pretyy jed-"sly" of you.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 4, 2021 23:25:54 GMT
we demand to be eaten and turned to poop! i guess that's still the donuts. i begin to poopify!@ what?!! (sung to the stupify song)
ur welcome. :verneig:
exactly. they are just like the shemanapes and fat peni!@! only even harrier, which you maybe wouldn't have thought possible till u saw a sheep. *feels like a better author already important for you to remember that you pushed us here. it's all YOUR shoving! i tried to stop it. but your jedi force of will was too strong. i thought maybe if i typed up some crap long enough another sweet forcepunbean would forcepop itself into my fine jedi beanbrain but here i am at the end of my typings and nothing. so, i guess count urself lucky mister!@
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 5, 2021 14:03:22 GMT
i think maybe your jedi force is so strong you force choked me into 4ing this thraid!
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