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Post by isthisamo on Sept 27, 2021 10:38:55 GMT
oh, what. like you think i'm LYING about my outcome? *frantically shop vaccing blood out of vehicle* vacing? shopvac-ing... hmm. USING A SHOP VAC!@#$@#$ well, yes. but i'm not going to be inspecting your vehicle anytime soon. but probably best to get that blood cleaned up as soon as possible.
*it's next summer*
me: heeeyyy!! IS THAT BLOOD FROM YOUR SUPPOSED PERFECT MAPSTAP!@?? IT IS ISN'T IT!@??
*you look all sheepish* *and think about how you knew you should have shop vaced that shit up*
also!@ i didn't realize a shopvac was the most effective tool on blood, but apparently!
aww man! is this not even a wisdom goo mountain? just a fucking goo mountain!@ it's like i walked up ventjooc road and landed ontop of goo mountain!@# and then i guess i figured, WELP! THIS MUST BE THAT WISDOM MOUNTAIN I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT!@ *marches off to find that sweet sweet wisdom* right, i feel like that should be some sort of authoring rule! i think there aren't enough authoring rules! i couldn't believe how little happened in babylon! holy crap they just walked and looked there! but also dumb on me for thinking for a second something other than walking and not seeing things would happen ever!@# no, they call them eyes. i think cuz they reflect ur eyes when you look at 'em. cuz they're all perfectly shiny. so if you look at it, you see ur eye. you can't not. oh man, so spicy!@ eye can't buleev all this eye spiceR~!@#!@#
kinda funny how they see basically nothing. no people or anything, but alexander is still riding up like some ridiculous king person. WHERE IS MY GREETING!@#?? SHOULDN'T THEY GREET ME WITH A BEVERAGE AND A BOW!??
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 27, 2021 14:59:32 GMT
*it's next summer*
me: heeeyyy!! IS THAT BLOOD FROM YOUR SUPPOSED PERFECT MAPSTAP!@?? IT IS ISN'T IT!@??
*you look all sheepish* *and think about how you knew you should have shop vaced that shit up* also!@ i didn't realize a shopvac was the most effective tool on blood, but apparently!
well, when there is so MUCH of it, in puddles, shop vac is the initial step! or, you could do what i did, which is just let it congeal and turn to a giant crusty bloodpool car scab rotty thing. i think part of the confusion is that goo mountain is ALSO stinky, so you start to get confused and think you're on the wisdom mountain. but alas. you are just stinkygoo covered and 100% wisdom free. let's see... author rules we for sure know of: 1. write words 2. if those words include rapes, make em spicy! i know! despite all the evidence to the contrary... both of us still maintained a slight hope! BABYLON OK! HERE. WE. GO!! *nothing* oh man, so you're saying sometime in the far timeslicing future, they invent MIRRORS!@$#@#$$#@ ;hyper;; ;;;;omfgsospicy;; BRING ME A GOBLET OF SOMETHING COOL AND REFRESHING! chapter 30: TEH GAYTE OF TEH GODZ!@# :BEVERYONE HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS... NOTHING HAPPENS!@# apparently babylone's name means gate of teh gods. so. *shrug* and there is a BIG timeball mirror. AT LEAST THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF THE OTHER ONES!@# and maybe bisesa feels a presence. or watchfulness. maybe. *pludge*
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 27, 2021 23:21:03 GMT
well, when there is so MUCH of it, in puddles, shop vac is the initial step! or, you could do what i did, which is just let it congeal and turn to a giant crusty bloodpool car scab rotty thing. hey! i like your new floor mats. i heard this wisdom mountain was stinky, but i didn't realize it'd be so viscous! :jkgay: a good start. glad we have this indexed. we can add to this later. THESE PEOPLE ARE IN OLDEN TIMES!@# IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?? they call them the moderns! oh man. i'm swimming in time spice over here. mirror BALLS! that's a big invention! i think they reproduce too. hey, they found some priest guy and he talked about some stuff while they fed him or something. so we got to hear from someone who saw something a while ago. we didn't see it, but things were seen!
also there was a spot where the author is describing some crap before they found the giant mirrorball of presence. and he's just listing things. it was like one of our shout things segments. and he says, "musical instruments similar to lutes and sackbuts" ... SURE! NOT ACTUAL SACKBUTS! JUST SIMILAR! THANKS FOR TEH SWEET REFERENCE now i know exactly what we're looking at here.
i also read the next chapter cuz it was like 3 pages. it was so spicy. i almost remember what those pages were! hmmm.
OH! that's right. kolya radioed casey and pooptown found him doing it and was not pleased!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 28, 2021 15:25:40 GMT
hey! i like your new floor mats. yes, yes, floor mats! sure! thanks! ;floet;;; whoever we got our wisdom mountain info from needs to update it to include the mountain viscosity level! which, tbh, should have been obvious from the start! ;rolleyes; ;whew; that is a load off! this is giving me officespace vibes now. GAH THIS BOOK IS FULL OF SPICE CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!@#$$#@ WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!@#$ you're saying the mirrorballs vent? FUCK'S SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!@!# a babylonian chewed and talked about some stuff we didn't see! THAT IS OBVIOUS SPICE!@# well, finding ACTUAL sackbuts would have been an anachronism for the timeslice they currently occupy. ;usehaid; BROTHER I READ THIS TOO!!@# and my favorite thing in this whole book is how you can call a character "pooptown" and not only do i know who you are referring to, THE NAME MAKES PERFECT SENSE BASED ON WHAT WE HAVE READ IN THE ACTUAL BOOKO!!@$# almost makes this horrific pludge worth it! i mean, not really, but you know what i mean. :B can't wait for this sweet mongol / macedonian battle i'm sure we'll hear about 5th hand. also! i hased a video idea about this booko. we could record us going back and forth like: you: so then they get to mongolia! what happens? me: nothing me: then they get to babylon! what happens!? you: nothing and we keep doing that! like our review vid could be less than 5 minutes! (unless the final quarter of this book is somehow magically spicefilled)
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 29, 2021 14:46:37 GMT
Read Ch 32: Council of War They send an envoy out to get killed by Genghis. So they have that going for them. Which is nice. And then they show the Macedonians stirrups! I guess they has a few guns, but not enough. They are worried about what pooptown might have shown genghis.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 30, 2021 0:15:27 GMT
yes, yes, floor mats! sure! thanks! ;floet;;; very interesting color. if i'm not mistaken, slightly sticky when wet. nice feature. *in offensive accent* DID U NOT THINK IT WOULD BE STICKY?!! IT IS THE STICKY MOUNTAIN OF STICKINESS AND MUCH WISDOM!#@!
us: hmmm, i guess in retrospect that was something we could have deduced... the spice is both before us plainly, yet also hidden. it's like ancient wisdom.
i don't really know how else they could reproduce. :dunno: you really gotta bang this spice into your head like dumbjim up there. that's teh way to do it. wait... does everyone know what sackbuts and lutes are besides me!@#?? damnit!@# definitely the best part. i don't know if i would have abandoned this book if i wasn't reading it with you or not. i think i would pludge a bit faster. GET THIS OVER WITH!! :jkgayread: i hope you're ready to wait a long time cuz it looks like this might take a while. :B
is that spice? it's accurate! we can go for it and see how it turns out. won't take long so even if crap it was a few minutes of our time which we waste like it is something of no value anyway!! Read Ch 32: Council of War They send an envoy out to get killed by Genghis. So they have that going for them. Which is nice. And then they show the Macedonians stirrups! I guess they has a few guns, but not enough. They are worried about what pooptown might have shown genghis. the macadamians sure are cocky. but i guess that is understandable. anyway, another chapter of little, but a little more as they prep for war. like it's an inkling of something beginning to happen, which is a huge improvement for this book!!
also, i need to mention this! i've read a Genghis khan book before, and i feel like these authors are not really being all that true to actual genghis khan. i mean, i read that book a long time ago, but my recollection is that his MO was to walk into a city and give them 2 choices. either join the mongol empire, or we will kill everyone single person in your entire town and burn it to the ground. ur call. but they didn't just waltz into a city and murder and rape everyone unless they refused to give up first.
anyway, the only things that DO happen in this book are wrong. that's all i'm saying. carry on. or pludge on or whatever.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 30, 2021 14:59:49 GMT
very interesting color. if i'm not mistaken, slightly sticky when wet. nice feature. not mistaken brother! very very advanced feature that helps let the user know when the mat is wet!! well. excuse me for not taking the name of the mountain as 100% literal. ;stuburn; the book IS stinky.... ;pipe; god dammit spice! GET. IN. THERE. i mean, what kind of uncivilized numbnuts doesn't know that a SACKBUT is! i mean really. obviously a sackbut it.. ehh...... you know, a Sackbut, (from Old French saqueboute: “pull-push”), early trombone, invented in the 15th century, probably in Burgundy. It has thicker walls than the modern trombone, imparting a softer tone, and its bell is narrower. lmao ur so dum! ;usehaid; FULL PLUDGE AHEAD CAP'N! AYE AYE SIR! *salutes* i guess that's alternate you. instead of the slow savoring pludge we are currently enduring! BROTHER I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT'S SPICE OR NOT! probably not, if i had to venture a guess. it sounded better in my head before i typed the idea up into words. :B i guess i'm thinking we go thru each chapter with VERY quick cuts. like one of us reads the chapter title. and the other person says "they walked" bam cut to next chapter. "rubs poop on head towns genghis" bam next chapter. i dunno. like a cliffs notes rather than a review! of course they're cocky! they're the most expensive nut! oh man! an inkle of possible far away future spice! NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE!! only took 32 chapters! ;hyper; could it have been the hardcore history pudcoost? i know he does a big genghis one. i haven't listened to it personally. also i'm PRETTY sure that horrible town would have surrendered if he'd asked them first!
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 1, 2021 2:34:07 GMT
not mistaken brother! very very advanced feature that helps let the user know when the mat is wet!! oh man! the number of times i have wished for that feature!! WHOOOO@#@ well, i didn't think it would be ACTUALLY sticky!@ i assumed many much figurative stickiness. :usehaid: wow, this is totally the experience of reading this book!!! oh THOSE sackbuts!! i was thinking of something like bagpipes only you play them by farting. :dunno: :B i think "slow savoring pludge" is on the dust jacket. that doesn't sound too bad. i'm willing to give it a whirl and see how amazingly spicy it is and probably will end with tons of huge ascii dicks anyway! all i needed was an inkle. i guess that wouldn't have been too spicy and this book is desperate for spice. if they didn't make the mongols horrible we'd really have nothin!!
Dan Carlin did do one on ol Ghengy, but i have not listened. now i want to. but he's charging for it, not that you can't find ways arounf that. :B
also, next chapter is like a page and a half! it is a tip that SPOILER!!!
poor Koly. i don't think we're gonna hear from him much anymore.
so i read the next one too because it was actually chapter lengthed. it was a bunch about ruddy throwing up and stuff and bisesa slicing up and shooting goats. a lot more actiony than previous chapters that's for sure. oh and the envoy to the mongols did now go well. big surprise there.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 3, 2021 14:35:39 GMT
aslo NEXT@!! don't remember name. but the answer is battle!!
so, stuff happens in this chapter. these guys were like hey, let's have everything happen in 1 chapter!! aahh??
BAXTER MY BOY!@ UR BRILLIANT AGAIN!!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 3, 2021 16:34:24 GMT
oh man! the number of times i have wished for that feature!! WHOOOO@#@ HEY OTHER PERSON IN THE CAR WITH ME! IS MY FLOOR MAT WET? other person: NOT SURE, I CAN'T REALLY TELL!@# YOU: GOD. DAMMIT@@$@$@#@#$$# to be fair, you weren't that far off!! come with us on this slow savoring pludge through teh sands of time and poop. us: oooohhhhh ;rubhands; if it does it does! not much we can do about it. ;shrug; yeah koly didn't fare too well. i wasn't really expecting the molten silver in the eyes in the eyes! and ears. *chapter title is 'a prince of heaven'* *it's like one page of horrific torture / burying alive. ok. ok. cool cool cool. guess koly really shouldn't have made that radio call! you didn't mention bisesa towning joshy under the big eye! damn time voyeurs! ruddy had king alex say some shakespeare words, so that was soemthing. and the eyes pooped back in to watch the upcoming fight! can't say i was too plussed to see THIS line: "Perhaps we as a race are undergoing a final psychic shock as we succumb to darkness - shards of our bloody history have come bubbling to the surface in the last instants - and perhaps in failing, we are smashing apart the structure of space and time itself...." MORE FUCKING SHARDS I CAN'T BELIVE THIS
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 4, 2021 13:13:04 GMT
HEY OTHER PERSON IN THE CAR WITH ME! IS MY FLOOR MAT WET? other person: NOT SURE, I CAN'T REALLY TELL!@# YOU: GOD. DAMMIT@@$@$@#@#$$# NO ONE CAN!@! WHO DESIGNED THESE!!! HELLMAN?! maybe i need to start reading these dust jackets!@ maybe if a certain someone didn't request these kinds of things all the time!@
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i think he thinks it was worth it. :dunno: oh yeah! but was that the worst writing of a towning evar!@ they towned. she was sad and the whole time.
josh and his tiny dick were fine i guess. Bisesa's review
yeah, apparently there were lots of eyes and lots of stabbing and slicing and things. oh wow. that shard snuck past me. but it snooked u real good.
read the next one. back to more less happening now. alexander walked around or something. maybe decided to do something later. eh... don't remember much else. did ruddy die in this chapter or the last one? i think that was this one. Bisesa is digging around in his leg!@ just let the poor man die in peace! jesus crhist!@
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 4, 2021 18:29:15 GMT
NO ONE CAN!@! WHO DESIGNED THESE!!! HELLMAN?! WTF THESE ARE MADE OF PURE MAYONAIISEEE!@$##@$@#$ you know, that actually reminds me. this thread is feeling VERY thin on ascii dick spice!!@# yeah that was weird. i guess i thought he was daid, but he's like HEH HEH! THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED BIGTIME!@# i'm a little about his ability to correctly track 3 days blind deaf in a hole.... but hey! he's russian! they're good at that maybe. eyes and ears towned, dead in a hole ALL WORTH IT!@$#@$#@$# i guess that's koly ONE STAR! WOULD NOT RECOMMEND! these authors can't even type up towning spice correctly!~@# bisesa to joshy after towning: thanks josh, for a job.... done. *body parts flying arounf* *the time balls lurve it bigtime i guess* it was rotting in a hole hiding from you until it could jump out and snook me!!@#@##@ aslo NEXT@!! don't remember name. but the answer is battle!! it is a tip that chapter 35: CONFLUENCE! i mean, of course! ;usehaid; whoo!@# we've reached the spice chapter! ehh.. ruddy shot. battles happen. genghis killed by koly? (not 100% sure this is confirmed, but seemed to be the case) sable is the WAERST!@# hmm, haven't read this one yet. sounds greta tho! bisesa did a lot of torturing guys who were probably gonna die anyway in the battle chapter too! ;hyper;; ruddy got shot in the battle chapter. he must die in this one. spoiler alert to me! OHH MAN NOT RUDDY! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PULLING MY LEG!@# edit: OK NOW I READ IT! CH 36: AFTERMATH!@# "Rips his wound open and digs through muscle and fat." But hey at least it was hopeless! HAY! CLD U STOP RIPPING MAH LEG APART AND JUST TELL ME ABOOT MAH LIFE I NEVER HASED! TIA!@# HTH!@# Part 5: Mir Ch 37: LaboratoryFIVE YEARS AND THEY'RE STILL UNDER THE SAME GOD DAMN NET WTF MAN! I... WHAT!@# I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS. Wait what? Pushed their fat penises into her body wtf is wrong with this book 😂 A set of lines on the eye. Another set of lines. And a fifth. AND A SIXTH!@#$ OH HEY BAXTY! THE MORE SETS OF LINES ON THE TIME EYES THE SPICIER! sweet, should we add a SEVENTH set of lines? nah i think 6 is good and spicy enough. that plus the ape rape is TOO much spice in this chapter really. i think clark fella and baxty are losing it smh
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 6, 2021 9:13:55 GMT
WTF THESE ARE MADE OF PURE MAYONAIISEEE!@$##@$@#$ eh... YES!! MAYO! that's what it is!@# certainly not scabby gross blood!@ well, obviously, or you'd be able to tell how wet they is. well, i have to say i'm surprised as well too. especially now! yeah, when clarky and baxty boy were all OH YEAH. KOLY KNOWS ALL ABOUT MONGOLS CUZ RUSSIAN!# SO HE KNEW EXACTLY THAT HE'D BE SHOVED IN A HOLE UNDER OL GHENGY! now, he didn't quite know about the eye and ear molten metal burning things. that was a bit unfortunate. but!@ i'm here now and i can tell when that dumb ol ghengis clomps arounf up there from the vibrations!! :usehaid: i AM rusian!@# well, apparently she went back for more! she's like, these aren't great, but it's all i got. unless i want to join the ladymanape in getting those amazing penises. that seems to be what the whole point of this hole things was i guess. let's get ghengis and alexander to fight!@# yeah!@#!@
some aliens or future us or some crap. :dunno:
Attachment Deletedwow. so that's the ultra spice chapter summary?!@ whew. man this book is godo. people trying to save people are so cruel!@# just let people die in piece!@ she doesn't mind. it doesn't hurt or anything. just seems like a waste of time really. also, where the fuck are some god damn trees@!!@ this place sucks!@#
and what was all that crap about the eye making them do stef?!@ like, i feel like they're just going to drop that and we will never know what that was. maybe it's in some future book we won't read. :B what could be spicier than that when it comes to giant time ball eyes!@#?? i'd like to see you do any better!@# you can't!@# you won't!@# because the answer is it wouldn't be possible!@
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 6, 2021 13:27:27 GMT
well, i have to say i'm surprised as well too. especially now! i mean it's not like i spent a few minutes yesterday poking arounf our old book looking for the ascii dickman or anything. lmao that would be ;crazy;; > > > > > > > > > |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| > > > > > > > > > |================ ================| > > > > > > > > > || |__| | |__|| > > > > > > > > > || | | || > > > > > > > > > || | | || > > > > > > > > > ||______________| |______________|| > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | /_____\ | > > > > > > > > > | | > > > > > > > > > | ____________________________ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > |____________________________________| > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ > > > > > > > > > / /| |\ \ > > > > > > > > > / / | | \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / | | \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / | | \ \ > > > > > > > > > ||||| | | ||||| > > > > > > > > > | | > > > > > > > > > |_____________________| > > > > > > > > > / \ > > > > > > > > > / \ > > > > > > > > > / \ > > > > > > > > > / \ \ \ > > > > > > > > > / ____________\ \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ \ > > > > > > > > > | | | \ | > > > > > > > > > | | |\___| | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > |_______| |_______| > > > > > > > > > C D FUCKS SAKE THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL!@#$$@#$@#@$# russians and gehghy clomping knowing go together like us and asciidicks!@# seemed like he could have come up with a less tortury way to kill genghy, but what do i know! i'm not russian! also maybe a more covert way to use the ham sandwich radio and alert the other camp about the mongols! *SITS IN TENT IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP LOUDLY WARNING THE OTHERS* :B *eye did it own purpoz cuz to kil clompny khan* ;usehaid; when there's only one restaurant in town, that is where you get your towns from! i think that's a saying. tho, seems like quite a few ancient greeks would have been plenty happy to town the daylights out of her. :dunno; and the amazing fat penises that that austrilopithicus is lucky enough to get poked by are pretty far away unfortunately. it's like future people were betting on history fights! like today when people argue about who would win between the hulk and thor or whatever. EYE BET U CLOMPY KIL ALEX! *fashions time slicing balls to actually find the answer* *it's future PPV* HAHA UR SO STUPID HULK CAN'T EVEN LIFT THOR'S HAMMER!@#$@#$ i think another dust jacket quote was "a godo book for all chpas to has and read" YES! you get it. a waste of time! cuz everything else she does under that net is productivity city!!@# ;hyper;; i just couldn't believe that was the seeker fate they typed up! five years of sitting under a net getting towned by sicko troops!@# *eats lice* *is crusty and covered in jizzgoo* *shrugs* WHAT!@#$ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!@# and the troops just love fucking this ape thing? ohhh yeah that's our fucktoy we keep under the net. yeah we like to fuck the shit out of it while it's kid watches. pretty sweet benefit of this amazing timeslice world! whoo!!@#@# *the eye watches* *future beings win bets* SEE! I TOLD YOU THEY'D KEEP SEEKER AS A SEX TOY! HAHAHAH MAN I AM CLEANING UP!!! AND I GOT PLUS ODDS ON ALEXANDER WINNING!@# SUCKERS!@# OH DON'T WORRY WE ARE PLUDGING HEADFIRST INTO BOOKO 2 POST HASTENTINE! or maybe that's in some other timeslice version of us. ;dunno; I CAN AND I WILL AND I HAVE!@!#@ ;stuburn;; CHAPTER 38: MARDUK!@#$@ oh man. the spice. the intrigue. bisesa watches the marduk time eye shinyball. and measures it and things. and halfheartedly towns joshy woshy. ehhh.. oh and her phone has to shut down to save power. and, you know, humanity maybe. spice level: off the spice chart edit to add: just had a thought... so the seeker thing isn't close enough to human to cross breed apparently eh? if baxty would have typed up some monkeyhuman kid from a soldier, now THAT maybe i could get behind! i know neanderthals supposedly successfully bred with modern type humans or whatever...
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 7, 2021 9:56:43 GMT
i mean it's not like i spent a few minutes yesterday poking arounf our old book looking for the ascii dickman or anything. lmao that would be ;crazy;; > > > > > > > > > |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| > > > > > > > > > |================ ================| > > > > > > > > > || |__| | |__|| > > > > > > > > > || | | || > > > > > > > > > || | | || > > > > > > > > > ||______________| |______________|| > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | /_____\ | > > > > > > > > > | | > > > > > > > > > | ____________________________ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > | / \ | > > > > > > > > > |____________________________________| > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ > > > > > > > > > / /| |\ \ > > > > > > > > > / / | | \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / | | \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / | | \ \ > > > > > > > > > ||||| | | ||||| > > > > > > > > > | | > > > > > > > > > |_____________________| > > > > > > > > > / \ > > > > > > > > > / \ > > > > > > > > > / \ > > > > > > > > > / \ \ \ > > > > > > > > > / ____________\ \ \ > > > > > > > > > / / \ \ \ > > > > > > > > > | | | \ | > > > > > > > > > | | |\___| | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > | | | | > > > > > > > > > |_______| |_______| > > > > > > > > > C D FUCKS SAKE THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL!@#$$@#$@#@$# no! no it did not! i can't even see an ascii dick at all1@#@! yes! weirdest plan evar! like he had to know he was going to get SOME kind of torture before being tost in the hole! i guess he just didn't count on the ol eye and ear town. like his only issue was it was going to make his kill time harder. :B i don't care about the pain! it sooths my russian soul!@# :stuburn: right, it's the distance really, that's the issue there. otherwise a fine and astropithicky option!! BUT HULK SMASH!@#! bet bet bet.
some other future time ball eye time or whatever i guess.
sounds like a pretty sweet dust jacket to be honest. she could be spending that time with grasper not getting poked by the fat penises!! sounds like sweet productivity to me!@
also, who are teh idiots betting against this guy!?? fools!@
also! how many troops are there that are still hanging around at the net? did most of them go to babylon? did they just leave the ape fuckers behind? and were like, good ridence!@ we hated those asshats!@
headfirst!@ aww man!@# i hate that timeslice!#@ :suspicious: man, i don't know that i can even add to this. SHE CAN FEEL IT MAN!@ FEEL IT SENSING! WATCHING!@ SUCKING!@ OOOO!! IT BURNS ME UP!@ *sleeps by it* you know that? alright.
maybe she will have some monkeyhuman! maybe that's what the balls are doing to her when they take control or whatever. they're fixin her up to be more compatible with these sweet penises!!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 7, 2021 13:06:58 GMT
no! no it did not! i can't even see an ascii dick at all1@#@! weird, it works when i hit "quote" but when i post it it doesn't work. maybe my eyes are tricking me... ascii dicktrix ;suspicous; GOOD!@ I'M GLAD THEY MOLTENED MY EYES AND EARS!@ JUST GIVES MY SOUL A GODO OLD FASHIONED RUSSIAN CHALLENGE!@#$@$# ;fu; koly i guess. exactly! hey pithy, mind if i hop under that net there with you? i'd really like to get in on some of this sweet fat penis action you've been hoarding to urself. pithy: OK THEN!!@# WHOO!!@#$ *lays in dirt and waits* exactly what's happening at future time ball eye time! EYE BET YOU THIS TIMESLICE!@# CALL!@#$#@$# the rest of the troops snuck off while all the apefuckers were having an apetowning frenzy party!@#$ *we dive in like off a diving board* *book 2 is a pool of towning apes* THANKS BROTHER! COULDN'T JUST HAVE DIPPED OUR TOE IN, NOOOO. WE JUST HAD TO DIVE HEADFIRST!@# GAH!@# exactly! I HATE IT SO MUCH! *pea* also *wub* hey bisesa baby... you want to get out of here? i hear there is a place where the penises are fat and ready, willing to town almost anything at any moment. it's like a land flowing with milk and honey and sticky and ooze and towning! bissy: nah i'm gonna stay here with tinydick and my giant ball. joshy: hay! ehh.. i mean.. i've heard it? like we has neanderthal in our dna or whatever? you hasn't heard this? ASK UR WIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!@# BONE UP ON WHAT CAVEMEN FUCKED WHO!@# JEEZ!@# ohhh.... see THAT makes sense. the timeballs are getting her up to speed here! you know. FOR SCIENCE! or betting. ;dunno; I BET YOU THIS APECHILD! Chapter 39: Explorations more like expectations! EXPECTATIONS OF SPICE! OH MAN! my notes: Rebuilding Babylon. Blah blah Bisesa agrees with us that it can't be coincidence about kahn and alex happening to be here. And thinks she knows a way home? ;haidsplode: NOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT BOOK! LET'S GO BROTHER!@#$ WHOO!@#$@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 8, 2021 10:55:19 GMT
weird, it works when i hit "quote" but when i post it it doesn't work. maybe my eyes are tricking me... ascii dicktrix ;suspicous; those are some bad trix!@ come on proboards@! ascii dicks are important!@# i still don't understand what he took from the ship that killed clompy so swiftly and easily! well, what else is she to do!@ that's pretty much not that different from her laying by the giant eye times but not fat penises are coming instead of just eye sensing or something. DID I WIN?!@
i'm pretty sure no...
quick!@~# while they're busy!@#
*giant 7 kilometer long army and bazaar heads out :B oh man!@# we might as well dove in crotchel area first!@# amiright!@# :leer: no offense josh! it's less about your ridiculously tiny penis and more about the sadness that i feel while towning you.
anyway, yeah, gonna pass on the leaving the ball i hate thing tho, so...
so i had to have a huge neanderthal DNA and sexy times of the past convo with my wife!@ so thanks a lot!@#
basically there is dna evidence that we share common ancestry. and it is likely that our dna is close enough that neanderthal towning and breeding could have happened, but there isn't locked in evidence that it for sure happened.
so... we don't know. some people are pretty convinced. also she mentioned there was some famous book or story or some crap that had neanderthal fucking in it or something and that popularized the idea more than science. so that makes me more suspicous to be honest!@ more betting i think, yeah. CALL!@ i haven't finished this one. i'm midway through it or someway through it. i just read a bunch of crap about abkee or whoever distracting alexander. some quest or something. no shards tho. then i couldn't awake anymore reading times.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 8, 2021 15:11:30 GMT
those are some bad trix!@ come on proboards@! ascii dicks are important!@# if ur pro boreds aren't supporting the ascii dickarts.... i have to question your board board of directors or whoever leads ur bored development team!@# duh, it's super easy and totally obvious. he remote control detonated some charges or ehh.. you know.. thrusters or something or other from their ship! i guess. it is a tip that rigged something or other! ;usehaid; also i was confused about... ehh... i thought the mongol army was moving towards babylon, but then koly was in a holy and it sounded from how it was written like that was way back in mongol camp. let me back up. ok it seemed to me when koly got holed, that it was back in mongol land area before they went on this journey of war. but i could be wrong. like, they holed him and then took off and left him to die in his kolyhole. but then gengy is still there clomping arounf and i was like wait what? how far back from the fighting does gengy stay exactly cuz i'm thinking this is hundreds of miles back. baxty just kind of writes past all this like it makes sense. *these are not the plot holes you're looking for* ohhhh :B i have a lot of noticing the big eyeball sensing to do!@# no time for fat penises! hey josh get over here with your tiny sad one. *they get away easily with time to spare* i feel nothing! in my vagina OR in my emotions! also thanks again. you're welcome. obviously. i guess those are the people who wrote whatever article i saw! this is what i hate about a lot of "news stories" about science and discoveries and things. they are dumbed down so much that when you talk to someone who actually knows what's happening they're like, welll... that's not quite accurate or true. in MY mind, the story i saw said SCIENTISTS DISCOVER INCONTRIVERTIBLE EVIDENCE WE DEFINITELY FUCKED NEANDERTHALS AND BRED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE!@# something pretty close to that. wait, that's not THIS book is it? or is her book more like a romance novel? HE RAVAGED ME WITH HIS FORCEFUL NEANDERTHAL MANHOOD THROBBING!@# also i bet you probably had some neanderthal sexy times after this convo! she's all, speaking of towning a neanderthal.... ;leer; *you go put on your caveman pelt* CHAPTER 40: THE BOATING LAKE! oh fuck i just know this one is gonna suck balls. *alex is on a boat* *he calls the mediterranean sea the boating lake* *that's a chapter* *i guess the sun is burning them* *they put ass butter on themselves of course, to help with the sunburns* also!! at one point baxty typed: Bisesa said, "there must be booms and crashes". me: OH MAN!@# A BOOOOOOMMMMMMCRASHHH!!@$#@#$ ;hyper; i guess that's it.
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 9, 2021 3:02:02 GMT
if ur pro boreds aren't supporting the ascii dickarts.... i have to question your board board of directors or whoever leads ur bored development team!@# i have a hard time imagining whoever is in charge of this having a board of directors. maybe they have a stick of directors. :dunno: i'm really getting tired of the word pro being tost arounf so frivolously!@! and this is one of those times!@# yeah! ur right! i forgot all about that. i think my something tickled my brain a little when he was in a hole with clomply right outside the battle. but i was shocked that he wasn't dead and indeed excited about his sweet eye and ear melting plan. it was an author distraction trick and worked on 1 out of 2 people! maybe obvious but that should have said "but NOW fat penises are coming" which is one of my favorite porn titles as well.
also, she's lucky josh doesn't have anything better to do or he might just turn down that sweet invite!@ :stuburn:
i didn't realize how long these astropithicky penis times were. :verneig: u
i think if angie saw what i typed up she would say that she didn't say that. :B but basically, she was more saying that she hasn't looked at that stuff in ages and she wasn't sure there was evidence for that. but then i was curious after typing up that crap to you and looked up some stuff and actually, there is pretty darn good evidence that we did indeed inbreed with neanderthals. i guess they found dna in neanderthal bones that shows that they got some dna from us, and not just the other way arounf. so that's why they say we inbred. also, as far as breeding them out of existence. there may be some of that. but it was probably mostly the killing of them that did that. :B i didn't think it was this book, but maybe!@#! i guess i don't think of romance novels as famous, and i thought this was a famous booko. :duno:
i read more. for some reason from your earlier post i thought that was the end of the book!~@ so i thought, sweet!@ this is the last chapter! so i read it up good and then there was another chapter and i was all :screamears: WTF!@? MORE!@?? AWW MAN!@
sure do love this book.
i haven't got to the sweet boomcrash yet tho.
yeah, i think i figured a way home, but sure, let's go on some ridiculous multiyear quest!! why not!@ when else will i have THIS kind of opportunity!@!?? NEVER!@!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 10, 2021 17:18:08 GMT
i have a hard time imagining whoever is in charge of this having a board of directors. maybe they have a stick of directors. :dunno: i'm really getting tired of the word pro being tost arounf so frivolously!@! and this is one of those times!@# yes, as stickman director of these PROFESSIONAL boreds, allow myself to deny thine request for acii dick art support at this time. :B was really expecting some of your patented fighting back about random stuff! WELL BROTHER OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE STILL IN THE MONGOLIAN CAMP AND HE TOOK KOLY WITH THEM AND JUST MOVED HIS HOLE EVERY TIME DUH THAT WAS MADE OBVIOUS BY THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE BOOK!@#$@#$ ;hugesupergiantrolleyes: but i guess now you don't have to do that stuff cuz i just imagine ur arguments to myself anyway!@# ;hyper;; very loud and distracting too! i guess. *why not both gif* also there WAS a neanderthal sighting in one of these recent chapters! ;hyper;; nobody towned any of them tho. it was another spicy driveby sighting. oh look neanderthals sails onto something else. sigh. *googles "famous book about neanderthal sex"* is it "THE NEANDERTHAL PARALLAX" by Robert J Sawyer??? that's the first google result. second result? "why is neanderthal erotica so hot?" indeed fine google. indeed. ;weary; ;floet; love it! absolutely. my reaction to knowing i'm not finished with it was WTF!@# MORE!@# AWW MAN WTF!@#$ but that's only because of my excitement levels for the NEXT book!@# obviously. well. brace yourself! it's preeeetttty spicy. i think deep down she is hoping to run into some fatter than josh penises before she goes home! CHAPTER 41: ZEUS / AMMON! Ehhh. They sail arounf. Alex goes to some Ammon place and it's rooned. Bisesa talks about physics and going home by asking the eye to send her home. dearest eyentine of balls and reflection, if thoust couldst find in in thine heartentine to sendentine thine back in time to the pre time eye ball time times... that woulst beist most pleasingentine upon thine face and self and good face self. tia. hth. ALSO THE BOOK IS NOT OVER YET BROTHER!@# HTH!!@# I KNOW YOU GET CONFUSED SOMETIMES!@#$
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