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Post by ditkanate on Jun 15, 2022 14:51:22 GMT
:yes: it's funny that me staying at my in-laws is actually an improvement over staying with my own parents. that's not how it is portrayed on TV and stuff. :B luv ya moms n pops! also ;whew; glad we nett staying there.  it is like exponential amplification! beer experience with thines: you crack a beer, mom says "heah" and gives you the side-eye.  dad calls you a sissy boy or something and drinks 10 beers and chews vomit and makes fun of evolution before brapping and passing out.  beer experience with inlaws: you have a beer and it is perfectly pleasant. yes! from the beginning! it isn't my fault, i don't make the rules! ;stuburn; also even if you go the evolution route, i mean, women evolved to be babymakers and depend on a man for protection and stef... we're literally only now beginning to sort of get away from that but it is a process and goes against a LOT of years of inborn evolutionary nature!!@#$#@$ yay! *struggle to live and feed themselves* *war rages arounf teh globe* WHOO! THIS IS BAE@! i guess it is maybe difficult for me to imagine being all broken up about a scattering. you know, not for any particular reason or anything. OH MAN!@ WE'S GETTING SCATTERED! THE HUMANITY!@# ;floet; *spends half of teh next beaverchapter hasing bob buy a trunk instead. :B i know! practically every other one! i would NOT have thought we were in for this many lisping beaverwords based on the booko description! sells like teh hottest of cakes ovur dare. i kinda wish i'd paid for this book with vomited up coins! maybe he will throw you a curveball! ;hyper;  WE'RE SO IMMORAL TIME HAS VIRTUALLY NO MEANING TO US!!@# also 100 yrs is WAY too long. i'm out!@#$#@$ started teh next chapter but not finished yet. ch.2.16: "Still Trying" WELL THIS SOUNDS SPICY! maybe if it sounds super dry and horrible that means stef WILL happen! ;hyper; *bob buys luggage* :B ;weary; ok finished it and came back to edit my post. he's having conversations with fellow deckhands aboot admin being god and whatnot. and somehow managed to be on a boat with a masters degree history professor? ;dunno; LOTS of horrible beavertalking. lots. |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 17, 2022 14:34:40 GMT
luv ya moms n pops! also ;whew; glad we nett staying there. i work to give them the minimal amount of time to feel like we aren't ignoring them. *the good son*  honestly, if it wasn't for this i'd give them more time... probably. but man it is nice to just not have to worry about it. like i'll occasionally just have 1 beer. i don't believe i've ever seen dad do that evar! DAD! i dun want to have a drunkeness party! i just want one beer!@# :snakes: MUST! FIGHT! URGE! to love horrible horrible men and their towns!! i know i shouldn't but i want them to tell me exactly wad to do!@# :jkgay:
women well... they do love fighting and stuff. wait... there's people who are happy about the family they has?!@ :headscrooch: WTF?! i dun get it!
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 i thought you were just making up a possible scenario that the author would do! but actually you were typing up exactly wad the author decided. if it was before starting the other chapter, wow! but it looks like you read it already. i guess we were supposed to gather that from the word river. i feel dumb, to be honest.
i suppose it would. we should suggest that they pour syrup ovur our book! probably
i do to good brother. i can hardly think of something with lower odds at this point. exactly! this is why starfleet is so frustrated! all that immorality! well, there is A LOT of horrible beaver talk. aaahhh??!! i guess you DID notice the lots of beaver talking and loved it bigtime. i thought so. also, i was gonna post, "and a boat. a smart old beaver lady, that's new." also, he's trying to blend in!@#! *threatens super connected rich beaver weirdly and pisses him off bigtime but doesn't have any plan at all really* :B :weary: |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 17, 2022 18:40:03 GMT
i work to give them the minimal amount of time to feel like we aren't ignoring them. *the good son* bonus boy always strikes the perfect balance! HI FOLKS WE JUST CAME FROM CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAYS AND EATING SOME BLOOD SAUSAGE!@# awww we luvs ya. at least u don't have a heavy BEARS like ur pagan bro. one beer? HAH SISSY BOY BRAP i mean. there are exceptions and degrees of it obviously, BUT YES!!@# HOW COULD I!? amaze. i WISH i had the forethought to think of such outlandish scenarios before hearing them! in hindsight it is so obvious! i mean, maybe we could have been mistaken and thought we were going to read about ANGEL beavers, which could be forgivable. but we weren't even close! it not only sells like a cake! eats like one too! *chew* WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL! WE'S BEEN ALIVE FOR A FEW YEARS ALREADY!@#$@#$  ;yes; BIGTIME! there were multiple times where he is being very NOT blend inny and i'm like  wtf man! i guess he cares more about learning beaver facts than saving bender or he'd be trying harder to blend! |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 20, 2022 0:05:12 GMT
bonus boy always strikes the perfect balance! HI FOLKS WE JUST CAME FROM CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAYS AND EATING SOME BLOOD SAUSAGE!@# awww we luvs ya. at least u don't have a heavy BEARS like ur pagan bro. they HATE heavy bears. for good reason! they're dangerous!@# man, ur just rood.
you really channeled the ol dad there! the balance act with progressive ladies is tough! good point. COME OOONNN SCATTERING!@#@! WHOOO!@#
u, but careful that no one is arounf!
right. we never could have come up with that! right. we should have been calling this beaverbeans from the get go!! :weary: we're back in one of our book circles. i swear we already wrote this like 10 years ago. all we do is watch blimp creatures. I NEED MORE BEAVER TIME!@  *uses words that aren't even in the beaver vocabulary or anything. :B i'm sure no one will notice me making up new words! :stuburn: |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 20, 2022 14:38:12 GMT
they HATE heavy bears. for good reason! they're dangerous!@# man, ur just rood. i can't believe he'd bring a heavy bear to this otherwise enjoyable gathering! humph!!@# thines. unfortunately, it is a sill that i has. sometimes on accident.  it can be! they want you to be manly, except when they don't. take charge! i didn't mean now! spank my ass! now go make me a sammich! ;ballhands; now i'm thinking of that "no whammys" game show! COME ONNNNN SCATTERING NO WHAMMYS NO WHAMMYS.... WHAMMY! FUCK!!@# also being towned with a dad gathering could easily be called a whammy! i think he'd probably go with "whammo" but still. also, hey, family come on, relax! i luv u guyz.  me: let's see, let's see. something should happen here. umm, what if we had him try to buy something? you: that's ok, a little far fetched. would he actually buy it? me: no, we could have it be too expensive and so he declines.. you: ooh! then in the next chapter he could not buy something else!?? me: *mind blown* i'm so disappointed in us. even more disappointed than when i first tasted the beaver fishstew. smh. we've writed ourselves in a circle!! or maybe it's more like a downward cone spiral. ;pipe; howard: tell me about it ;rolleyes; bridget: waht didjoo juss say lass? ;glare; howard: sigh, nothing. i mean he's been on the boat, what, a day? and has fatty mchorrible all suspicious and practically had his new trunk caught!@# ;weary; ch17: trolling 4 tresha!  ehh. i dunno man. it's 17 minutes of d&d game or whatever they're playing. and one of them, wilson? willy? walter? betrays the group in an effort to get back at bill for something. appears the entire point of the chapter is to hammer home this drift concept. and how the original bobs feel about it isn't how the driftees necessarily feel about it. or something.  |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 21, 2022 19:34:53 GMT
i can't believe he'd bring a heavy bear to this otherwise enjoyable gathering! humph!!@# thines. he could bring a LIGHT bear AT LEAST! i've got some skill in this area as well that i would rather not be a skill that i has but i can't get rid of it but instead seem to get better and better at. you've pretty much nailed it. it's exciting. like an adventure. like spelunking, really. that seems pretty accurate. NO WHAMMOS! NO WHAMMOS! seems unlikely that you won't get a whammo. so that's where we get screwed up? we didn't realize that you would have him then actually buy it! we were so close! oh, that's very disappointed! is there any melted ice cream down here? no. there's some sludge i think. that's it.  *looks at blimp creature thing* *for years and years* yeah. that was a LOT of D&D stuff for that point. we think the drift is good. not bad. :B
like, it's good to have people that aren't all the same! *bob's haid is blown* WTF?!@ who the hell thinks everything is best when everyone is the same?!@ that's crazy.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 22, 2022 20:17:03 GMT
he could bring a LIGHT bear AT LEAST! the fact that he would bring a bear of ANY weight really burns me up! i may stop talking to him! i mean, i don't talk to him now but YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!@#$  it is a self perpetuating, self improving skill that i can't stop or turn off! HALP!!! this cave is dark! and moist! and scary! yeah, spelunking sounds about right! WTF MAN THIS WHEEL IS LITERALLY COVERED IN WHAMMOS!@$#@$#$#@ our editor: what's with this character successfully buying stef? that's AMATUER HOUR!@!#@$# if i had to guess, the sludge is probably semi congealed hoard jooce.  luckily we're immortal! so we can stare at blimps for who KNOWS how long! i mean, maybe that's true for regular, horrible people. but who wouldn't wanna be a swoot bob like us!!@#$#@$ smh. Ch18: Trouble wif Snidely i was VERY surprised bob had the foresight to take bender out of his box. of course, he still got found out by the old beaverteacher cuz he's just an obvious dumbjim. .86g ;facepalm; at least she likes him and won't turn him in. opps now theres cops again at teh end of teh segment disembarking. :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 22, 2022 23:45:06 GMT
the fact that he would bring a bear of ANY weight really burns me up! i may stop talking to him! i mean, i don't talk to him now but YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!@#$ this is going to be heretofore never before seen stop talking!@#!@# :stuburn: mom i guess. could i maybe just have a slight slowing down of the improving?!
whoever's in charge of this nonsense; NO!@#!@!@#! :twak:
 i didn't really realize how right i was! i wish i liked spelunking! is there even a nonwhammo spot?!
yes!@ :stuburn: it's just tiny.
it's like we're trying to hold the reader's hand!! our put it in our pocket like some creepy inmate! it's had some time to fester and congeal. we'll land in it soon. hey honey? you up for a poptart?! :hyper: bob: WE'RE AMAZING!@ of course an entire society of us's would be great! too bad the universe is against us and making these kevin assholes now!@# boy, i really thought bob nailed it this time. :no:
for fuck sake! how many god damn beaver traps can this fucktard walk into not expecting anything!@#> !@#!@#!@# i'd be mad if it wasn't so fucking repeated and stupid!@#!@ |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 23, 2022 14:35:13 GMT
this is going to be heretofore never before seen stop talking!@#!@# :stuburn: mom i guess. boy, this sure FEELS like the same level i've been at for years.... weird. i think with mom, if you don't play words with friends with her there's basically no other way to communicate. regardless of bear weight status. that twak felt and sounded a lot like a whammo gah! it would be nice if i liked what i signed up for a lifetime of!@#$  *squints* i THINK i see it. not sure. OH WEL *spins wheel and claps* so... readers DON'T like being the authors prison bitch pocket guy? interesting. ;pipe; it isn't quite ready until it has fermented a while! what's that? oh, i mean festered! fermentation might make it better so it doesn't do that. sure! gah! i KNEW the universe was gonna screw us somehow!@# ;pea; i think the beavertraps maybe work extra good on bob cuz he isn't an actual beaver! real beavers are more suspicious and aware of the various traps! ;pipe; hmm i need to disguise bagbender's box self. *buys a box just slightly bigger than bagbenders box* BRILLIANT! no one will evar no. :B *says tons of odd things normal beavers wouldn't say* *assumes teh golden rule is the same everywhere* WHAT? BEAVERJESUS IS DIFFERENT HERE? WTF!@$#$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 24, 2022 18:12:55 GMT
boy, this sure FEELS like the same level i've been at for years.... weird. i think with mom, if you don't play words with friends with her there's basically no other way to communicate. regardless of bear weight status. that makes sense. mom was like do you play wordle? eh. no. it sure did! felt like i spun a whammo wheel. i dun know why i do that. :B it's an adventure. i feel like we do this all too frequently. :B well, i would think SOME readers like that. i guess not enough probably.  hard to believe we have a ton of spiraling left!  *prays to beaverjesus* man bob is the worst beaver EVAR!@# i guess there are just so many similarities he just gets lulled into thinking he's just in regular ol human town only everyone is dressed as beavers. :B |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 24, 2022 21:38:15 GMT
that makes sense. mom was like do you play wordle? eh. no. but everyone one the planet guesses teh same word every day! its bae! also i'm glad it's died down on teh social ovur dare. even people i follow on twitter were posting wordle crap! gah! *spins whammo wheel* COME ONNNNN NO WHAMMOS!!!! ;pray; is it? i wonder. 99.999% probability this will be horrible? *signs up bigtime* i feel like this whole reply is rephrasing the same idea over and over again. a person who is into that sort of thing tentatively signs up. wait, who's pocket am i holding? *they point to us* Ohh.. no i'm not THAT kinky. ;stuburn; ;nono; you know what beaverjesus always says! make others just like yourself! and not like that asshole kevin! these are barely even TRAPS!! remember when beaverjesus (Beavus? ) was nailed to that cross? really makes you think. CROSS!?? YOU CAN'T HANG HIM ON A CROSS IN .86 G'S!!@#$ |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 28, 2022 14:20:56 GMT
but everyone one the planet guesses teh same word every day! its bae! also i'm glad it's died down on teh social ovur dare. even people i follow on twitter were posting wordle crap! gah! i might has seen a little.
oh! also a nice thiing when you visit mom is when she surfs instagram and then wants to show you all the sweet joke posts she finds. so bae. thanks mom! i could never find this crap on my own!! :whew:
unfortunately i can't find the don't bother to spin line! i'd go get in it. :dunno: well. maybe. you gotta go through life with teh right perspective. your world is wad you make it. maybe. more repeats. as above. i don't see where i'm supposed to go to do the not sign up thing! it's like we're subscribed to some auto-signup service and i can't figure out how to unscubscribe! i'm into clowns and horrible monsters. not just two dumbjims! i think that might be the one fetish that doesn't exist in the world. sorry! wow. i like this beavus guy! finally some real wisdom!@! yeah, i guess you can't really call cops just sitting on the dock waiting for your boat a trap per se. also. he can't look ahead at the dock like from the ship before they get there?! everytime it's like he's walking off the boat ramps and then sees the cops for the first time! hmmm. how would teh beaverjesus get crucified? maybe they nail him to giant buckteeth. :dunno:
next chapter! ... wait, did i do 2 in a row and not post about it? well, there was 19 recall is a ting. there wasn't any recollection of anything. a short one. 4 minutes. it wasn't bob... is this the one where teressa finds out bob is bob? i dun know!
but then in 20 - moving on bob doesn't move on at all. teressa helps him out at some point and he switches his package to a postal one but then puts some dumb address on there so it is obviously not real mail. and then apparently the administrator has spy birds and found his package and bill had to explain to him how it's not that hard for the administrator to figure out where he might be. :B then he got caught by the cops again. this booko is like a giant repeat emila circle!
self writer self! what next! I KNOW! BEAVERBOB GETS CAUGHT BY BEAVERCOPS!@ IT'LL BE BAE!@! well. alright! stick with what works!!
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 28, 2022 21:50:31 GMT
i might has seen a little. oh! also a nice thiing when you visit mom is when she surfs instagram and then wants to show you all the sweet joke posts she finds. so bae. thanks mom! i could never find this crap on my own!! :whew: that sounds like a very niice and enjoyable thiiiing to do and has happen! i'm not sure there are nonspin lines. but other people's wheels look VASTLY different. wait i MADE this piece of crap? ;yuck; WELL THIS STINKS!@#$ *we smash the unsubscribe button over and over again* *we're actually spinning the WHAMMO wheel* :B now i'm having thoughts of whatever fat comedian that was who would be mad at people in front of him at mcdonalds. GETOUTTATHELINEGETOUTTATHELINE!!!#$@@#@$# i has that well known and popular DDD kind! DOUBLE DUMBJIMB DOINKING!@#$ heh heh. heheheh. dum dee doo dahhhhhhh :B could he get a little drone support or something? jeez. they also probably wouldn't waste precious metal nailing him to something. recall is a thing, but we dun recall it! was that the GASPFLYINGMONKEYS chapter? i think so. WHOO!!@# *types up what he types up best and all us readers love best* obvs that is some lisping beavercops interviewing bob! ooh! I SURE HOPE HIS FLEAS LOOSEN HIS CUFFS AGAIN1@#$#@$ H;YPPPEPR;R;;; helo eye wud lik 2 male thiz 2 my gude self. to BOB WAIT NO... umm... Steve. ehh hmm... attn: Non teh resistance or admin or anything. Garrik's spine town. FRAGILE AND CONFIDENTIAL DO NOT OPEN OR LOOG INSIDE there that outta do it. |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 29, 2022 1:45:35 GMT
that sounds like a very niice and enjoyable thiiiing to do and has happen! yeah. i guess i need to warm up to it. but also, they are the dumbest things! like the most recent was a windmill falling on a car and the guy posted, "HOW'S UR DAY GOING!?" or some crap. aaahhhh!!?? get it!? cuz his is bad! ha ha!!@# whoo! they're full of prominent grand prize options and new car and stuff! does his wheel say publish book!@?? pretty sure you did. you didn't have very good tools or materials, but you still made it.
:hyper: whadya have?? :B IT'S MCDONALDS!@#!@##@ we know what we want. we're like, at the wrong restaurant! it's more like we're asking for french fries and we're at a bank teller!@# VERY popular! well, i made it so they have to crawl out of my mouth so... i guess no. yeah, we'll just use beaverrope or whatever. or maybe beaver teeth nails!@#! maybe. what's it matter. oh there was also the meeting with bob's and hugh and WE'RE GETTING BENDER OUT FIRST!@#!# FIRST!@# NOT AFTER! FIRST!@# YOU HEAR ME HUGH!@??
next chapter. 21 maybe? bill is super brilliant! i don't know the title, but i figure the titles are opposite so... that would make sense. i think it was fairly short. not bob cuz there weren't beavers. so it was some crap with bill. he went to visit charlie or someone. i think they are rehibilitating earth or some crap. and they talked about where the starfleet people. like what line of bobs did they come from. hasn't found the line yet. i still wonder if the administrator isn't connected to the bobs as he keeps bringing up that he can't find what bobs are actually doing this crap. but we'll see.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 29, 2022 22:01:02 GMT
yeah. i guess i need to warm up to it. but also, they are the dumbest things! like the most recent was a windmill falling on a car and the guy posted, "HOW'S UR DAY GOING!?" or some crap. aaahhhh!!?? get it!? cuz his is bad! ha ha!!@# whoo! lololol omg i can't believe you didn't show ME. you didn't tell me they were to this amazing comedy level!@$#$#@ *shows you another one* *it's an officespace gif of "looks like u have a case of the Mondays" wah wah* gah! THAT WHEEL IS COVERED IN LUMPS!@$##$@ i did a poor job with what i've been given, which wasn't much. brother! that is indeed the comedian to which i hath referentine! *we go to mcdonalds* HELO EYE WUD LIK 2 MAYK A DEPOSUTT 2 MEYE SAYVENGZ!! :B they had drones flying arounf too didn't they? scanning or something? i dunno. omg they BIT HIM TO THE STAKE! ;hyper;;; DON'T FORGETS ABOOTS TEH BAGBENDS!!!@# yeah i thought back in the beginning teh admin topopolis creator was going to BE bender. but it still could be bob related somehow. ;dunno; :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 30, 2022 13:32:31 GMT
lololol omg i can't believe you didn't show ME. you didn't tell me they were to this amazing comedy level!@$#$#@ *shows you another one* *it's an officespace gif of "looks like u have a case of the Mondays" wah wah* it's like we have laugh track mom!
we watched weakest link last night. an entire game show full of horrible terrible pun jokes! she cackles through the entire thing.
to the casual listener that might sound bad, but that's good!! ours is covered in lumps, but measles and boils. right. you coulda shaped that garbage clay into something slightly better than an ashtray for parents who don't smoke. :B i would imagine that mcdonalds teller would happily take ur deposit. :dunno: yeah. those seem to be on shortage or limited scanning capabilities. i dun follow that really. :dunno: makes beaversense to me! bilbo bagbends i guess we'll see. :B
chapter 22- some more bob the chapter was arrival or leaving maybe. he busts out of jail. the fleas have little tiny flea blow torches?!?! :suspicious: whatever. leaves the package so they'll know they got the wrong one. swims back to ship and hops on as a new beaverbob and steals it away to the forest and then there's a bunch of badger stuff and he breaks his leg. which the nanites or whatever fix really fast. or did it take 6 days? is that how long hugh took to get to him? i dun know. and hugh waterproofs the box and they're gonna head off down the river. all very exciting.
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 1, 2022 22:30:10 GMT
it's like we have laugh track mom! we watched weakest link last night. an entire game show full of horrible terrible pun jokes! she cackles through the entire thing.
oh man! bae. i didn't realize that show was still a show!!!! you: welp! best be on our way to our land to eat in the heat and bugs. toodles! oh now you're complaining about lumps! ;hugerolleyes: maybe that's the wheelmaker or giver or whoever. GAH! WE DON'T EVEN DO WHAT YOU MADE UR LIFE FOR!!! me: :B also ;dunno; i guess at taht point i leave and we are both 100% satisfied with the transaction! at least for now1 they actually get mentioned in teh next chapter as they brainstorm. hey wad aboot some drones! u no, so i can see stef! *they poo poo that idea bigtime* "another close call" sigh. uh, plasma cutters. of course they have flea plasmas!!@# ;usehaid; poots but go on. conveniently, both! i was a little ;suspicious; at the whole leg thing. like really? you busted the manny KICKING A BADGER? and the badger is totally fine?? what!@#$ i thought these beaverbobs were superhumanbeavers!@# he's holding back when he's fighting so he doesn't accidentally kill some beavers by mistake and he breaks his leg kicking a badger? is it made out of fucking IRON!? WTF!@#$ i was holding my breath the whole time. what's the point of having him get captured like 800 times if all it results in is him fleascaping jail and running again? how is this the book? and how is he STILL this bad at planning / escaping?? hugh had to lie to him! OOHHH U NO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT UR RUNNING AND STUFF SO OBVS YOU CAN'T ALSO THINK!!@#$@#$@#$ (could totally framejack and think as long as he fucking wants with hardly any time going by) :B so he swims to shore from the stupid ship with the mailing box thing. (it takes him HOURS? how big is this river exactly??) anyway, swims to shore... and just HOLES UP IN A NEST?? the admin has fucking SPY BIRDS... i... i just... bob: well. i needed a coffee and rest. ;stuburn; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 2, 2022 14:31:39 GMT
oh man! bae. i didn't realize that show was still a show!!!! that's what we said! or maybe angie was like, i didn't know they made a nonbritish version of this. also, much much worse! :vernoog:
bugs yes. but it was a great temp. it's all shaded, obviously, and a breeze up top the bluff. quite nice. i was sweaty, but that was from the work more than heat. i guess this was a lot of words about heat and stuff. :B
there's no pleasing these asswipes! *smItes our wheel some more. well!@ you told me i didn't even need to bother with the life clay! just mush into a vaguely not prison shape. and then you'll get new sweet clay later but pretty soon!!
u to parents i guess.
i'll say! the mcdonald's teller is like 150% satisfied! he's asking for vacation time to go to the bahamas or some crap. isn't bob tasking his autofactories on making them? but they have not been useful in like 50 chapters!! i guess it should have been another fleascape!oh sure. that makes more sense. my bad.  i almost snorted. yeah. same. the leg broke? ... i almost typed up some words about how maybe this made sense but then was like, NO! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!@ don't even type words otherwise cuz it's bullshit! just like this author and book! :stuburn: also! he had like 6 days of doing nothing but waiting!@#!@# 6 days!! including framejacking that's like a million years! yeah. this river size is a bit confusing. i'm not sure i've ever heard of a river evar that would take that long to swim across, even for a human!! exactly. and if you used that time to THINK would it really be resting?! NO!@#!
next 23 the road to garack's spine. it's not a road and they are no where near garack's spine yet. but i guess that title is closer than most. so they get spotted finally. they split up. i forget, does hugh or bob have boxbender now? so hugh is hiding under one of the boats and bob is .. hiding in grass maybe? i dun remember. of course it was hugh that came up with a plan to not get caught. i seem to remember something about the seal on the boxbender breaking or something? gah. i can't really remember this chapter. sorry. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 2, 2022 16:21:10 GMT
that's what we said! or maybe angie was like, i didn't know they made a nonbritish version of this. also, much much worse! :vernoog: i mean the british version was only ok! and americanizing something ruins it by at least 25%!! we actually loogd it up and the british one ran for like 17 years! wtf! i think we watched a season or two back in the early 2000's... so how many times did mom ask you guys if you watch various assorted competition shows? well, that may be true but you didn't KNOW the temp would be gude before you did it. ;stuburn; still better than fine folkentine times! ;shoulderhands; luv u guyz it absolutely definitely feels like we are in a life that contains an angry wheel smiter. ;yes; holy fuck they DID tell us that! oh THIS ISN'T EVEN REAL CLAY! RELAX GUY TAKE A REST!@# just smoosh it onto these porches once a week and bother people and whatnot to guarantee future VERY SOON but future true unbelievable everlasting clay times! me: :B ok sounds reasonable :B *knock knock* who's there! horibl claye i can see he doesn't have much experience with deposits! cuz he's way overestimating mine!! ;dunno; nothing he's been making has been useful in 50 chapters! hey bob u cld clone urself and use all these mannies... NAH I'M WORKIN ON OTHER STEF! also i took all their money and spiders and fleas and stuff. which are all gone now. that title gives away the totally surprising escape method tho!!! snooted, but continue it was basically an excuse to get him an hugh together seems like. exactly! not to mention nights on the boats when people are sleeping. and you know, he doesn't have to. cuz, you know, HE'S A COMPUTER!@#$ GAH1@#$ *hides behind a badger with his thumb up his ass* dum dee do dahh. :B to your framejacking point. the only way bender has survived is by framejacking the other way AND HE'S BREEZED THROUGH... (100 YRS? can't remember the exact time) but a LONG time just by framejacking so it isn't so long! it's been minutes or days or something!@#$@#$@#$@#$ that bagbender box REALLY slowed him down! well, you got me there! still unsure how or why a virtual being needs rest. when he's this bent out of shape about saving bender. i'd expect some urgency. rest later man! trying to get to garaks spine and failing still! hugh has boxbender in a backpack and bob is wandering the forest with the empty crate. which he then burries to confuse them and he can change appearance AGAIN and find hugh. bob uses a coin to MISSILE a watchbird in the forest as he's running in the dark. again, they have all these capabilities and yet are still just bumbling arounf. their plan to float bender to garak at night... bob is complaining IT'S GOING TO TAKE TWO WEEKS! ehh... and ur boat plan was SOOO much faster? jfc this guy. is there a reason they can't just hike through uninhabited forest and stay off the fucking river where they're worried about bender getting rooned?? i don't understand anything. WEL IT WUD TAYK LONGR!! :B |
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 2, 2022 18:38:02 GMT
i mean the british version was only ok! and americanizing something ruins it by at least 25%!! we actually loogd it up and the british one ran for like 17 years! wtf! i think we watched a season or two back in the early 2000's... so how many times did mom ask you guys if you watch various assorted competition shows? ok! i didn't really know anything about this show british or otherwise. :dunno: and regarding that question, surprisingly none!
this does remind me of another story where we were watching america ninja warrior and they featured a lady and she had a big surprise and the answer was married to another lady! and mom did not care for that! :hyper: but was trying to be a bit casual with her distaste. "why are these so long?!" *fastforwards* :floet:
angie: :hugerolleyes:
that's true. i'd hop into an oven to escape that! COVER ME IN BUGS! JUST LET ME GO!!
it's certainly believable. DAMMIT PARENTS!@ WHY WAS MY ENTIRE LIFE A TERRIBLE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE!#@! :snook!: *goes to buy sweet vacation tickets for $50* :B exactly. i can't think of a single useful thing bob has autofactoried up since this started but told bill or whoever he couldn't make clones cuz his factories was too busy. :dunno: *floats and goes to jail and stuff for years* oops! sorry! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS HOW BOB ESCAPES THIS TIME!@#sweet accurate title chapter considerably less of a snoot this time. exactly. can't have him just wait for hugh! that'd be crazy!@ WE GOTTA GET BENDER OUT STAT!#@ IT'S BEEN LIKE WEEKS FOR HIM AND HE'S TOTALLY FINE REALLY!! HURRY1232 i think like 300 years maybe? i'm not sure. but yeah. there is no excuse for all this nonsense except beaver times are exciting and so are escapes and chase scenes!@ :usehaid: i guess he didn't get an aerodynamic box. :B *they have a meeting* THERE'S NO TIME FOR THINKING!@#@! *sits in lazyboy and drinks coffee and :B and stuff* *goes back into manny and wastes drones and fleas and stuff* chapter 23: BOB STILL SUCKS!! they are NEVER going to catch on to this changing appearance tactic. you can just use that infinitely no worries. :B oh yeah! the missile coin. a whole new thing he can do! *breaks leg kicking a beaverkitten* it's like you have no idea how to write a super awesome spicy book with tons of super awesome logical twists and turns and greatness!! 🙄 |
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dad calls you a sissy boy or something and drinks 10 beers and chews vomit and makes fun of evolution before brapping and passing out. 
i thought you were just making up a possible scenario that the author would do! but actually you were typing up exactly wad the author decided. if it was before starting the other chapter, wow! but it looks like you read it already.
i thought you were just making up a possible scenario that the author would do! but actually you were typing up exactly wad the author decided. if it was before starting the other chapter, wow! but it looks like you read it already. 
wtf man! i guess he cares more about learning beaver facts than saving bender or he'd be trying harder to blend! 
i almost snorted.