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Post by ditkanate on Jun 2, 2022 17:36:46 GMT
i've got a million of em! i'm sorry i even know who he is!!@# exactly! see the chpta below where he dumbjims arounf. is this looging for bender? :B bob. *dronx a beer* *rents and expensive room* ;dunno; i think it's weird they HAVE money and assets. yeah i'm not convinced at ALL that that was searching!!@@# found it odd he was "searching" in cedar rapids tho! ;suspicious; ;umm; :B oh so u see a new town every day and get all the gossip? BUT HAVE YOU ATED 14 VERSIONS OF FISH STEW? WELL... HAVE YOU??
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 3, 2022 10:24:39 GMT
i've got a million of em! yeah, i jes dun get mom's unhumorousness. it makes no SENSE!@ i'm sorry i know someone like that exists!! right. seems like he should just go try to get in under that mountain like the professor don topopoh dun told him! :B yeah, he was very casual with that info. i guess it makes sense there is commerce since they transplanted teh humans there. but, it's still weird. oh yeah. isn't it a common city name/ :dunno: apparently! since even the beavers use it!@# bag bender!@#! what fish stew are you near by!@ STAT!@
bob's plan i guess.
i listned to thine next chapter upon thine ears and face! 2.9 A DECLARATION OF WAR UPON THINE!@@! BOOM!@!#
i guess one of the human colonies that's name should probably mean something to me but doesn't declared war on the group derogatorily referred to as starfleet. and bob thinks they are pretty suspicious that there is much difference between "starfleet" and all teh bobs! and i think those suspicious humans are RIGHT BIGTIME to be suspicious!
and bob is all, how could starfleet be so stupid! i knew they were dumb, but this is bananas! and it's like, eh, maybe that is exactly wad they wanted. you would have NO IDEA would you! :twak:
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 3, 2022 17:56:41 GMT
yeah, i jes dun get mom's unhumorousness. it makes no SENSE!@ it's unfathomable! well, he would but wants to just be a regular beaver for a while still i guess. just a bit odd they are that big of a part of it. like i get commerce exists... but u can like, go anywhere, do anything, make more stef at will... ;dunno; beavers like to turn places like cedar rapids into cedar lake! even that is better than bob's actual plan! at least he'd be using his various beaver food and beer intel he's gathered!! ;eek; ;duck; yeah like how are humans supposed to be able to tell what versions of bobs they're dealing with! it's all just code! well. to be fair he knows HE'S dumb, so it is a logical extrapolation!
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 4, 2022 0:32:38 GMT
i was thinking about how one of dad's things is how he repeats the same "joke" over and over cuz it is so amazingly funny it makes sense to use it around 10,000 times or so. i'm just glad WE would never do that. brap. well, that does make sense. especially since he loves that beaverfishstew so much. and he always wanted to live in the rich beaver part of beaverton. i figure it is to have influence with the humans. gotta have money if ur gonna get anywhere with teh humans!
did it all start with howard starting a beer or hooch business of some kind i think.
it's cedar bog really. nice place. has another beer to think about it. humans! those are rogue bobs! completely different from the rest of us bobs who are all just clones of one bob. :B sure. ok. so you all are just one tiny little clone variation away from being batshit crazy and blowing up all our shit?! great! thanks bob! that is a good point. i was just thinking that it would make more sense that much of this is actually part of starfleet's plan. like what they're doing is perfect for turning the humans against all the bobs. starfleet knows that others won't care about the distinction bob is making between his group of "good bobs" and them.
bob's like, they're so stupid! how could they not know this is how the humans would react?! eh, they DO know. :B but he can't see that obvious conclusion.
oh also, next chapter! 2.10 catching teh train but not really but i'll be in teh station do. :B
so yeah. a short chapter about him rambling about doors and security cards and taking a train to another beaver town. so he's going to bag bender by train i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 4, 2022 15:31:18 GMT
was thinking about how one of dad's things is how he repeats the same "joke" over and over cuz it is so amazingly funny it makes sense to use it around 10,000 times or so. i'm just glad WE would never do that. brap. oh ho ho! indeed godo chpa! a bit ;whew; relief at us inheriting a much finer sense of humor and amounts of times to say jokes! ork! *the rest of the book is him eating fish and drinking beaverbeer and swimming and stuff* i suppose. also, time on teh autofactories is considered currency! or something like that. i believe that sounds right yes well. no! we're a few variations away from that! ;stuburn; i mean, THE STARFLEET BOBS AREN'T EVEN BOBS! WE TOLD THEM THEY IS OUT OF THE BOBCLUB! HOW MUCH MORE DISTICTION DO YOU NEED!@# ;screamears; chapter 2.10: Preparation to Catch the Train by Changing ur Beaverface and Talking about Train Stef next stop BAG BENDERTONVILLE! or haleps ending or landing or something. train is only 168 seconds away!
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 5, 2022 2:01:41 GMT
oh ho ho! indeed godo chpa! a bit ;whew; relief at us inheriting a much finer sense of humor and amounts of times to say jokes! ork! that IS a relief! one of the meanest things angie ever says to me is ur ur father right now. or something similar. cuts to the bone! the sad part is she is just stating a fact, not actually trying to be mean. and i'll be like, DAMN IT!@ in my brain just now i was totally being bae bigtime! self! be better! that doesn't seem really worse than what the book actually will be, which will certainly be at least a little of this. also i was thinking how these beavers don't really do much beavering. like damning and living in underwater beaverdamn homes or whatever. which seems wrong. certainly a few would be old school and live like their forefathers. i would think that a lot of people felt bob had an unfair advantage to accumulate that wealth. but then, don't all rich people? except the like 3 that actually got rich through brilliance and not mommy and daddy. well, maybe HE is a few variations. but the thousands of other bobs out there now, there just one away! this starfleet has just crystallized for teh humans just how dangerous the bobs are and how reliant on the bobs the humans have become. something a few humans have been preaching about for years and now they're like HAAA!! SEEE!@ WE FUCKING TOLD YOU!! :dunno: i guess a little more. :B right! that was the name! the beaverface rearrange is a handy feature skill! at least bob is like, i can't buleev that worked! i wonder how many people, eh beavers, will be on the train? seemed awfully quiet at the station. listened to next chqpt 2.11 more war words i think
a yes, a war in meatspace. i dun remember much, it was only 5 minutes. i think it was a big meeting and there was a cranston descendant and then one of his descendants and they talked about how this doesn't seem good for teh bobs and stuff.
next stop is teh halep ovur dare and i noticed it's an hour long chapter! :shocking: get ready for some beaver pludging! :jkgay:
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 5, 2022 18:10:06 GMT
that IS a relief! one of the meanest things angie ever says to me is ur ur father right now. or something similar. cuts to the bone! the sad part is she is just stating a fact, not actually trying to be mean. and i'll be like, DAMN IT!@ in my brain just now i was totally being bae bigtime! self! be better! and she barely even KNOWS our father! luckily that is something i have never heard my wife say in lo these 30 years! ;floet; also weirdly every once in a while she will remind me that if i turn too much into our fine, fine, FINE father chewdard, she will leave me without hesitation or regret. right!? and that seems like something the admin people wouldn't have an issue with! i mean, by the sounds of them talking they have those big buck beaverteeth. but if you ain't chewing logs with them then wtf!!!! he does mention some resentment on the humans part. they definitely make a compelling point! ehhh. ;dunno; seems odd they would let the beavers on it! just let them use the river and the train is for admin! war in MEATSPACE! yeah they read something about how they are going to blow up all the bob stuff on purpose and make new human only owned ones. again, for a chapter called WAR IN MEATSPACE i was expecting, ehh, some war, some meat, some space. instead i got some fucking city council words!@#$ HE IS NOT GOOD AT NAMING CHAPTERS THAT HAVE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CHAPTER IN THE NAME!@#$ woah! ok brother i'm ready ;jkgay;
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 6, 2022 10:57:15 GMT
she knows him enough. doesn't take long to get the gist! luckily that is something i have never heard my wife say in lo these 30 years! ;floet; also weirdly every once in a while she will remind me that if i turn too much into our fine, fine, FINE father chewdard, she will leave me without hesitation or regret. that's pretty reasonable really. but since it's so gradual she won't notice until she's knee deep in father and then she'll look arounf and be all, wtf!@?? when did this happen?! do i leave? i'm fucking old know! damn it! :snook: maybe admin pushed it TOO hard and the beavers were all :suspicous: wtf?! no way!@ we want fucking houses!@# and bars and beaverbeer and stuff!@# :stubu4rn: admin: :weary: okay. but aren't the admin still beavers? i guess i thought they was. just the in charge beavers. :B no. no he is not! so now every chapter i'm like, well! clearly it won't be about THAT!@ *reads mystery chapter*
also, that was the worst meatspace i've ever listened to! for sure!
i wasn't ready last night. maybe i'll give it a go tonight. :jkgay:
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 7, 2022 13:01:23 GMT
she knows him enough. doesn't take long to get the gist! ew this gist is TERRIBLE! ;yuck; also that's funny, cuz i don't know how many times over the years i've met someone and when they find out who my dad is i get the weirdest looks and responses. it's literally almost every time. hard to describe, but i get it! i'm just like..... yeah. ;dunno; ooohhhh sorry about that! you seem to have very slowly waded up to your neck in chewdark! play horrible games win TRULY HORRIBLE prizes! fine, but we draw the line at beer and fishstew! also spoiler alert about the admins in this hour long chapter. :x wel, eye gez nut! admin ain't beavers at all. tho they need beaverworkers... also i guess teh resistance has access to all the trains n stef. yes! the worst! of many! if i'm reading about a meatspace war, i want MEAT being shot or ripped or torn or something! SOMETHING BAD HAS TO HAPPEN TO SOME MEAT! ;stuburn; i'm mostly through it, have about 10 minutes left to go. IT IS A TIP THAT ADMIN REVEAL AND ALSO INSIGHT INTO SNEAKY HUGH AND TEH SKIPPIES! and a lot of words about bob sneaking arounf horribly. and being irritated with the trainvoice.
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 8, 2022 11:28:27 GMT
ew this gist is TERRIBLE! ;yuck; it's like gristle only worse! yeah. i remember that. obviously i dun meat too many people anymore that know father. he didn't get much networking done here in indo or colombia. go figure. she totally grew up knowing our father. so, poor foresight and wisdom on her part. quite frankly. right! but i assume it's some sort of beaver ai. :dunno: abi - like normal ai but with more twaking and teeth and stef. yeah. i feel like this admin ai LIKES the resistance or something. i'd swear this author doesn't even know what meat is!@#! i did finish. and yeah. muy suspicioso! so this admin. did your brain immediatley start wondering if this ai is actually who is in charge of the starfleet massive super hack moves? cuz apparently the members of starfleet don't actually know who did all this amazing hacking! anyway. thad's wad i thots.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 8, 2022 21:31:54 GMT
it's like gristle only worse! i WISH i had the gristle instead of this gist! and that is saying something cuz ur wife is practically a vegetarian! i don't anymore either! which, is nice. i guess she thought telling me not to be chewdarky would work! ai with a lisp! and an affinity for swimming! well... i mean. how do you resist something that isn't anything? ;ballhands; or war! no thad is nod wad eye thott. i think skippyland wants to get ahold of the ai so they can figure out how it's ai since they can't get their ai to ai! but maybe u r rite!
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 9, 2022 6:46:25 GMT
i WISH i had the gristle instead of this gist! and that is saying something cuz ur wife is practically a vegetarian! could we trade your dad in for some horrible meat gristle!? it's one of the grossest things i could possibly imagine, but preferable. :whew: classic dumbjim move for an 18 year old. i can see why teh skippies are so into it. you can't resist me!@#! i don't exist!@#
the beaver ai i guess.
he's got meetings down tho! wow. and how!
maybe in modern times, war IS like a horrible meeting. that's a good theory too bro! nice! i guess we'll see. so listened to the next one.
2.13 gettin busy
but, it's not about getting busy at all!@ more things this author doesn't know about! let's see. what was it. oh yeah, will goes to hershal and neal and they show him some manny made of ants. sounds pretty gross but i guess it can shape shift tho they didn't show will any of that. :B
now i think it's back to teh beavers.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 9, 2022 16:42:57 GMT
could we trade your dad in for some horrible meat gristle!? it's one of the grossest things i could possibly imagine, but preferable. omg i would SO rather be chewing horrific amounts of gristle than getting the gist of your fine, fine fatherentine! ;pray; stupid dumb sbw. i'm lucky we were raised in a cult that tricks dumb 18yo sbw's to get married right away!@# ;hyper;;; also, sorry honey ;applerub; sbw: THOSE AREN'T APPLES AND U KNOW IT!@# ;cussing; exactly! but i mean, so they get some tranq guns and stuff and access to some trains.... ehh... ok. who you gonna tranq? like, the ai just runs the topopolis and stuff! where is it? and how do you fight it? dumb politicians talk about dumb stuff while video game operators control drone strikes or whatever. a chapter named gettin busy, in a book CHOCK FULL OF BEAVERS and all it is is some talking about mannys!@#$@$# ;screamears; NOT A BEAVER IN SIGHT!@#$ but the mentioned it in talking so that's just as good! like, what about that chapter had anything to do with getting busy!? just call it the herschel ant chapter ffs!!@#$ ;oobyhoonds; ? wel, proly nett
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 10, 2022 6:37:37 GMT
omg i would SO rather be chewing horrific amounts of gristle than getting the gist of your fine, fine fatherentine! ;pray; at least this gristle chew is quiet! :wherw:
her in the alternate universe where she has a much better life that doesn't include our father
don't play coy with me, swb. we CALL them apples. and you know it. *kind of a cross between applerub and twak* i guess they could all go back down to their planet after disabling it. :dunno: or some could. those who want "freedom". that sounds like modern/near future war to me! war that is effective and boring. it's like this author is into joke titles. but they're like jokes with no punchline! autor: wouldn't it be hillarious if my chapter titles got people to think there would be all kinds of spice in the chapter but then i wouldn't have any?!@
publisher: eh. 🙄 whatever. for some reason people are still buying this crap.
well, there was some more. sort of. oh yeah. he talked to some funeral guy and his cousin or some crap. more sweet beaver talk that you love. still no gettin busy.
he rode a big elevator a couple times and now he has to go 3000 miles or some crap to get back to the hole in the megalopolis thing.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 10, 2022 17:38:29 GMT
at least this gristle chew is quiet! :wherw: her in the alternate universe where she has a much better life that doesn't include our father hypothetical question: would she rather re-chew gristle vomit? than has the fine father gist? hyper; omg being married to brainwashed sbws is teh BAEST!@#$ yeah their planet is SUPER NICE! ;hugegiantrolleyes; wondering if the other plot string where herschel and whoever is building colony ships is gonna end up tying in with teh beavers. like the ones who want freedom can get on a swoot bobcolony ship thing and head for teh outer rim of teh universe! swim out there for a while. chapter 3.1 What do You Call a Shaved Beaver with No Teeth? *types up some words about city council and bob drinking a coffee in vert* i guess yeah if people keep buying teh bobiverse books, keep typing! even if u dun has much to say anymore. *types up a bunch of bumbling beaver words* <-- that actually makes it sound better than it is. YETH EYE KEN MAKETH U A FUNERAL BOXTH IT WIL BE THIX COINTH BUT NOT WATHERTIGHT! bob: hmm... no thanks. author: man, i better slow down on the spice i'm about killing my readers with beaver barter spice! *types up some words about bob maybe buying a backpack* OHH MAN! I'VE STILL GOT IT!@#$$#@#@$ which means we get tons of words about him being on a horrible boat on a horrible river with horrible lisping beavers!!@#$ ;hyper;;;;;;;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 12, 2022 11:15:25 GMT
hypothetical question: would she rather re-chew gristle vomit? than has the fine father gist? that sounds kind of like a tough call. but really it's like saying would you rather BE father or just know him!? and knowing him sucks, especially being arounf him. but i don't want to BE him!@ OMG!@ :yuck: how she would respond i suppose.
i can't quit you! *nestles ur applerub nuts* sbw i guess
shouldn't there planet have gotten rid of all the radiation or some crap by now? wait, was it some other toxicity not radiation? i dun remember that. :B
OH! that makes sense. tho these beavers seem to angry and fighty to join up with teh bobs. i guess we'll see. :hyper; don't leave me hanging!@!@ also, isn't that still just a beaver? :B
yes! everything about this book sounds better than it is! that's quite a trick. we should learn this author lesson!
i feel like all our stuff is more the opposite. just sounds terrible when you describe it, but actually it's pretty good.
right! he didn't even buy the god damn thing! *types out tons of words about nothing happening at all*
these readers need to know that he TRIED to solve this bagbender problem and they need to know the details or it won't sound like he REALLY tried.
it's like we don't know anything about athoring at all!#@
that's one thing we have learned, and that's that we should have tons of beavers in our writing! and they should talk horribly.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 12, 2022 15:20:57 GMT
that sounds kind of like a tough call. but really it's like saying would you rather BE father or just know him!? and knowing him sucks, especially being arounf him. but i don't want to BE him!@ OMG!@ :yuck: how she would respond i suppose. sensible answer. *she sits arounf knowing him and sometimes actually being arounf him* ;sadbanana; what she means is that she literally can't! GOD WON'T LET HER! thanks big guy! *points at god* not sure they ever figured it out for certain. i know they said there was conclusive evidence of nukes. but they were also worried about bio-weapons and stuff cuz they didn't wanna bring the test mannies anywhere just in case. i guess i don't know how many resistance beavers there are, but it seems like the majority of the beavers are completely fine just making boxes and swimming and eating fish n stef! ;dunno; i suppose so. but one who's ready for a good time! *more city council words* it's called HORRIBLE WORDS! now. read! read! come onnnn it's good! ;hyper; i mean, i feel like that can be true irrespective of this bobauthor stuff! bobauthor: Bob takes the bagbenderbox onto a ship to head downstream to teh topopolis exit. readers; WTF!@# DID HE EVEN TRY TO BUY A DEADBEAVERBOX FOR THE RIDE!!@# I'M OUT ON THIS GUY!!@#$@#$ shit. now i'm having beaver talking thoughts of the like that are ntg. like, HEY! U TOOBSHAPED ITEM! GTF IN HERE NOW!!@# stuff like that. i suppose that could be its own kind of book. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 13, 2022 19:52:02 GMT
sensible answer. *she sits arounf knowing him and sometimes actually being arounf him* ;sadbanana; i try to keep the being arounf him brief. so that keeps the sadness down pretty well. :wherw: yeah, that was something i never quite got. like how the women could be into these religions, not just JWs, that are clearly setup by men for men and the women are screwed bigtime, but not in a good way usually. and they're totally cool with it. :headscrootch: well, i think it's probably fine and teh beavers should head on back! :stuburn: yes. isn't that the whole point of the beavopolis? to be a perfect environment for teh beavers to has a perfect life in? they have beaverbeer and stew and boxes and stuff. what else would they want? chapter 74: this beaver is ready for a good time! *there's no beavers having good times at all or even being ready* what i didn't realize till now was that this is a tried and true real author technique!@ ... oh wait. that's right. we're doing it backwards. i keep forgetting. :B but my point was that the author could just be like, bob: i went to a bunch of crazy beaver stores shopping for a bagbender bag or box to carry him in, but no go. so i'm off to beaver harbor after i have this beaver beer.
BAM! done!
that IS ntg. that's an angry beaver, but i guess that fits with the beavers in this book. *shoots tube with tranq gun* *tube wakes up in the beaver* ALRIGHT! NOW GET BUSY!@# i guess you shoved me into more beaver talk! good job!
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 14, 2022 12:03:10 GMT
i try to keep the being arounf him brief. so that keeps the sadness down pretty well. :wherw: knowing is plenty! no need to add more to it if we can help it! lmao that's what makes women women! they are so used to being told wad to do by men they just kinda ;dunno; and then make a sammich and give him his marital due! iykwimaidyd also you can't argue with GOD! ;usehaid; ok guys! pack up! heaven is closing soon so time to head back down to hell! no dilly dallying!@# exactly! they have backpacks too ffs!@# and i say, if you are dumbjim enough to get urself scattered that's on you!!@# ;stuburn; also wtf is the big deal on that anyway? OH NO EYE HAS 2 MUVE TO A DIFRENT PART UV HEAVEN. *tries to buy a beaverbox* *it isn't ready and he doesn't buy it* chapter 75: you won't believe what these filthy beavers are doing now *they are lisping and being horrible and not catching bob* i guess we should has named our stuff BEST WORDS IN QUANTITY. something like that anyway. ok i gotcha. he could still head off all of the reader thoroughness questions without using multiple 30 minute chapters to get us there. like, not buying a backpack doesn't really NEED to be it's own chapter. is that what you're saying? i think he likes talking about vomiting up coins for some reason. we do that a lot! also! ch 2.15: Frustrations Mount!! *there are no frustrations or mounts* but howard and bridget talk about leaving trantor for a few minutes or whatever, so... oh! they mentioned how all their adopted kids is growned up so it's fine if they leave for a while. ehh... i guess i have a really bad sense of how much time is passing in this booko cuz her objection to joining the beaver mission was leaving her kids. ;headscratch; SELF IT IS A TIP THAT TIME DILAAATIOOOON. or something? ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 14, 2022 14:14:33 GMT
knowing is plenty! no need to add more to it if we can help it! :yes: it's funny that me staying at my in-laws is actually an improvement over staying with my own parents. that's not how it is portrayed on TV and stuff. :B
one nice thing is i can totally just drink nice beer here and not feel like i'm doing something horribly wrong or if nothing else, signing up to making dad a million times worse. man after beers dad is extra horrible. it's like horribilty amplification juice! plus it usually ramps up the vomit chewing too!
i guess that's a good point! sorry sbw! god has spoken! you should have maybe been better women when you let a snake trick you back in the day! whores from the beginning! this is what y'all wanted!! what you were working for!
man, this resistance stinks! i guess it depends on how sucky your family was. like some beavers might be all :whew: after a scattering and others are like, fuck! i can only go down from there!@1 beaverauthor: :rubshands: this might be my best work!@#@! :huyper: wow, that has been a lot of the chapters of this book!! THE MOST QUANTITY OF SUPER GREAT WORDS EVAR ASSEMBLED TOGETHER!! - our new booko title i guess well, when you put it that way, it makes sense. pretty much one of the best parts of this whole book! shove one another into beaver talk? yeah. surprisingly. well, one thing i can be sure of is no mounting frustration in this chipita! i'm finally figuring this author out! :B of COURSE not!!
bridget: we can just wait them out, howard. we're immoral. bridget: i can't wait that long! that could take a hundred years!@
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