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Post by ditkanate on Mar 14, 2022 17:22:33 GMT
it is a tip that audible! purchased. downloaded.
NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!@$#@$#
GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T GET GIFS TO WORK WTF
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 15, 2022 7:17:14 GMT
sorry bro! but! i listenized to teh chapter uno!
so we started with jauq or something. and he visited the sweet cats. apparently they've been restoring their planet for like 100 years. but things seem pretty bobiverse up in here. the cats seem like they want to take out the humans BIGTIME! eventually. we are very patient. *not reassuring at all*
that's aboot all we know after jes 1 chipita.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 16, 2022 12:25:36 GMT
sorry bro! but! i listenized to teh chapter uno! it's ok! pretty sure we decided to lead this book so that makes sense that you would start doing that!!@# jacque! jaggy. wadevs. thank u for the autofactories and "saving" us from the others, if that's even wad happened. ;suspicious; also thank u ssssssso much for restoring our homeland... also we dun care and just want to kill you all bigtime kthxbyeeeeee and furb wants to see teh other side of the galaxy and phineas is.... WAY gone somewheres. and furb dun like some of the other bobs who he plays D&D with or something. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 17, 2022 6:34:36 GMT
the bobs are gonna has to keep a close eye on the ol cats i think! that's all. at least they seem pretty transparent. it's a lot of bobs to keep track of. and what they want and have done and stuff!
for example, TWO! bob tries to find bender (not actual title)
so a lot of this chapter is recap stuff. which i greatly appreciate since it's been a while! but also he's on teh hunt and found something that will probably be something. either others or maybe NEW others or maybe something else! or maybe that's bender and HE is making a dyson and has been all :FU: to the bobs and ignoring them and stuff. i'll guess we'll find out.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 17, 2022 19:39:05 GMT
the bobs are gonna has to keep a close eye on the ol cats i think! that's all. at least they seem pretty transparent. transparent cats are worse than the hairless ones!@#$ ;yuck; apparently thousands of them now. 15-20 generations. do they has titles? i think they don't. *it's nothing* *bob wanders the galaxy* *that's a book*
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 19, 2022 1:01:09 GMT
transparent cats are worse than the hairless ones!@#$ ;yuck; i have to say, that does sound NTG! that's a LOT of bobs! but it's like they aren't even bobs now! eh, they do. i just finished numero threeo - trouble this sounds like a booko we would read!@ jeez, does bob at LEAST loog at stuff!@?
ok, so three - they found someone else that has a weird technology path. or not weird necessarily, but different than teh bobs considerably. so bob is gonna try to figure out wad is up with them without dying and stuff. good plan. apparently they has sweet fusion drives so they could be faster than teh bobs. cuz they're using the drives they copied/stole from the others. which are great, but apparently not for speed. :dunno:
anyway, there is some plan of sending more things in with coolers or something. and oh yeah, he found bender. er what's left of him. that's it. i'm enjoying more or less so far being back in teh bobiverse. hope something interesting happens.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 19, 2022 19:28:49 GMT
that's a LOT of bobs! but it's like they aren't even bobs now! it's too many, really. more like the borgiverse amirite!!! the one who argued with bob calls himself slimy bonebrain!!@# ;hyper;;;; well, THAT doesn't sound good. mostly cuz teh bobs got tech from the others. so they use that but if you never runned into others... then u just keep perfecting fusion tech or something. ;dunno; AND LASERS!@# ;HYPER;; i liked how grossed out bob was when he said he zapped over into the manny. so i went back into "real".
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 20, 2022 10:56:47 GMT
it's too many, really. more like the borgiverse amirite!!! the one who argued with bob calls himself slimy bonebrain!!@# ;hyper;;;; oh yeah. he does do that! and he seems ntg!
WE SHOOD KOPEE DUM OLD TV SHOW! :B
eh? what!? holy hell we're getting dumber! i think you should rethink your copying copies plan!@!# TIA!@ well, no. i suppose it doesn't. it didn't turn out TOO bad. lost some drones but no big deal. right. so is this maybe another bob type thing from earth maybe? like the russian or whoever but a NEW one! :shrug: oh yeah. was it real and vir or something?
ok, so i listedn to 4 - collection run. it was short. a new bob i think. er i dun remember him. he's following along from jacque but it was someone else. hershel!
was he and one other the ones who ran the old other ship that they took over? Neal and i he said. so they want to setup a save humanity colony by making it far away and then if the ones they has get wiped out they'll have the ultra far one. seems reasonable.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 21, 2022 13:51:35 GMT
oh yeah. he does do that! and he seems ntg! indeed! i do think Bob brushed him off a bit too hastily tho! like, he kinda had a point i think? should we actually has a plan instead of one bob hauling off and doing whatever? i dunno. dumb!!?? yeah can he write some code that prevents copies once you get past the 15th gen? probably not. i mean, maybe he could have early on? not sure. but that cat is......OUTTA THE BAG. still. it's trouble. ;stuburn; ;dunno; a new not batshit crazy one? real and "virt" i think. ;pipe; yeah they were the ones who were shuttling humans off earth as the others barreled in to town everything. and now they is ready for teh next save humans challenge!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 23, 2022 9:43:38 GMT
indeed! i do think Bob brushed him off a bit too hastily tho! like, he kinda had a point i think? should we actually has a plan instead of one bob hauling off and doing whatever? i dunno. nope! if you're big idea is based on star trek then no one will listen to you. regardless of any points you may has. i meant great. typo i think. yeah, i think he shoulda done that already. now they would probably argue that they're BETTER! but, i'm on original bob's side here. still seems pretty troubly to me. still dun no who deez guyz iz right. ok. and they're ai selves are attached to that big ol ship, right? are they both in the one ship or do they has 2 ships? i dun know.
i read listened to 5. let's see. oh yes. back to bob and teh what's he calling them? turdonians? can't remember. he found out bender is missing! DUH DUH DUUUUHH!! so now the turdonians are even more upsetting to bob. and the other bob's, especially teh new ones are not gonna like whatever bob is gonna do. that's for sure! :pipe:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 23, 2022 15:53:09 GMT
nope! if you're big idea is based on star trek then no one will listen to you. regardless of any points you may has. the bobs are a starfaring replicant intelligence who's, what, third or fourth clone CALLED HIMISELF RIKER!@$#$@#@#q$@#!%@#$ i thought you liked star trek... he's still being too dismissive of all this. not even reading bill's blog. smh. a i have a theory but i dun wanna say cuz if i'm right it's only cuz the book blurb spoilt it. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY!@$ are they IN that ship or are their Heaven's simply in that ship and rigged to it or something? i guess i dun no. perhaps splitting unnecessarrryy hairs. THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO BE FANS OF WAD HE IS GONNA BE DO. hell he's already talking about war cuz they has bender! and some of them think they shouldn't interfere with anyone EVAR!@#$ did we miss how he came up with whatever turdonian name he's using? cuz i was also like eh.... he just kinda started saying it.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 24, 2022 10:39:48 GMT
the bobs are a starfaring replicant intelligence who's, what, third or fourth clone CALLED HIMISELF RIKER!@$#$@#@#q$@#!%@#$ well sure, but that was just a joke name. tho... he did take on the persona of riker as well. for a while. :B
regardless! bob still knew that it would be dumb to actually pretend like the star trek universe was some sort of proper thing of the way things should be. also, they totally meddled in affairs if they was advanced civs. they warred with peeps and all kinds of stuff. they just weren't meddling with folks still evolving but not space bound yet. and that's fine probably. unless they just leave them to all be wiped out by other civs like the others. then what good did your no meddle do!@?
also, some civ came and meddled with US to get the whole thing started! in star trek i mean. the whole thing doesn't really make sense.
see above. definitely. cuz they is gonna be in the minority. and what, maybe have a bob war! oh i didn't read any blurb. :B so you can't spoil it for me with that lest you tell me the blurb i didn't read. not sure why u would do that other than cockbitism. a fine religion to be sure. true. but i dun think they has heavens. or one doesn't. cuz they is teh ship. like the one bobs that transfer the humans or did. they was that ship. yeah, it's just a matter of WHEN will this shit hit the fan and how hard will the fan blow shit everywhere? it might just be that was the name of the system. but i dun recall either.
ok. i listened to next one 6. the search expands.
he has a powow with bill and ehh... other ones. maybe will. murv? :dunno: about wad he finds. and the other bob's get a bit upset that he is slow to reveal the dyson sphere thing arounf teh sun. and i guess it's some kind of really long tube. :leer:
they're gonna check it out.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 24, 2022 13:30:47 GMT
well sure, but that was just a joke name. tho... he did take on the persona of riker as well. for a while. :B regardless! bob still knew that it would be dumb to actually pretend like the star trek universe was some sort of proper thing of the way things should be. also, they totally meddled in affairs if they was advanced civs. they warred with peeps and all kinds of stuff. they just weren't meddling with folks still evolving but not space bound yet. and that's fine probably. unless they just leave them to all be wiped out by other civs like the others. then what good did your no meddle do!@? also, some civ came and meddled with US to get the whole thing started! in star trek i mean. the whole thing doesn't really make sense. well, i'm not sure the starfleet bobs are trying to 100% mimic and replicate the star trek universe and story line verbatim. tho maybe they are. but the more alien species the bobs find, the more having SOME set of rules about engaging with them seems like it might be smart!!@#$@$# all i see above is that you know a lot about star trek. so you liked it enough to watch a bunch of it and know things!#$@@$##$@ ;stuburn; WHY WOULD I STOP MYSELF FROM SPOILING IT LAST POST ONLY TO COME BACK WITH THE INTENT TO SPOIL IT NOW!$%@%$@#$%@#%#@$ makes sense. one of them is the big transport warehouse ship and they other is a heavenbob. does the big ship one has a heaven docked and available somewhere? like can he go back and forth? maybe? BROTHER I HAS SO MANY IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS! what's great is i believe the answers are in previous bookos we already read but i forgot!@# ;hyper; sounds like he's saying the "boudjem" (boojim?) :B me too! ;highfive: something about heatsinks and whatever. bae. also bob finally read bill's blog and got a hangover!@# ;hyper; leaded the next one: LOOG 2 FUTURE or something like that. short one. the one bob was talking to ambassador bob about setting up a corporation for humans looking to bug out of Vulcan or something. THEY'RE STARTING HASING FAITH ON VULCAN AND WE GOTSTA PUT A STOP TO IT.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 27, 2022 2:20:47 GMT
well, i'm not sure the starfleet bobs are trying to 100% mimic and replicate the star trek universe and story line verbatim. tho maybe they are. but the more alien species the bobs find, the more having SOME set of rules about engaging with them seems like it might be smart!!@#$@$# well sure, that's fine. make some rules. but you dun have to be all horrible about it. tho. that is more or less teh bob way. i think he's forgotten just how horrible he is/was! well, i guess i can't argue with that. wish i could. can't. how should i know!@#!?? i'm not you!@#! basically unattainable knowledge. oh yeah, boojims! but yeah, dun know why. i don't recall him ever saying. maybe it means something and i dun get it. :dunno:
maybe it's boojum, which is appraently superfluididty.
i NEED this simulated hang over. - bob i guess. oh yeah. i lead that one too. is he making some assumptions about his family wanting to volunteer for this trip?
then i listened to the NEXT one too. it's a muy longoso one! survey results. sounds EXCITING! :hyper:
so they found out about these boojums and i guess they are beavers or something. and they are swimming arounf their toob but don't appear to have any tech just swimming arounf so it is confusing. but they found an entrance or something and they're gonna go in. the starfleet aren't saying anything and a bunch of the other dumb groups are helping.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 27, 2022 17:11:16 GMT
well sure, that's fine. make some rules. but you dun have to be all horrible about it. tho. that is more or less teh bob way. i think he's forgotten just how horrible he is/was! ARE they being all horrible about it tho? not sure we even know much about their wants or motives beyond a quick argument with bob. ;dunno; i guess i can't argue with that. don't really want to either. it is a whole species devoted to hating us jims! booooojim! BOOOOOO APPARENTLY!@#@#$@# maybe. probably. ;dunno; i has nett leaded yet. wil kum bak wen eye du :B
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 28, 2022 13:32:12 GMT
ARE they being all horrible about it tho? not sure we even know much about their wants or motives beyond a quick argument with bob. ;dunno; i guess i'm assuming horrible since bob thinks they're horrible. :shrug: but maybe they're sweet. they don't SOUND sweet. but maybe. i think everyone here is in agreement. ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE!
IN THE EYE!@! IN THE EYE!@#
🙄 that'll do... seems like they just swim arounf teh sun with their HUGE tails. but i guess it would be pretty easy to hate teh jims at the same time. well, i'm flying alongf. chipita 9: group building ... are they building things, or teh group? :dunno: both maybe.
so i think this is the chipita where we meet a bunch of the groups, or at least representatives from most of them. but not the boojims or starfleet. and then the skippys said that starfleet is whacko. i know us readers hasn't got a lot of proof of what starfleet is doing that is nuts. but a lot of hints dropped by various other bobs that they're NTG! but hell, maybe you'll love 'em. maybe we both will! sign me up for one of their uniforms actually!
anyway. it was mostly just more planning about how they're going to figure out these boojims. don't think anything actually happened really.
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 29, 2022 13:08:34 GMT
i guess i'm assuming horrible since bob thinks they're horrible. :shrug: but maybe they're sweet. they don't SOUND sweet. but maybe. MAYBE BOB IS HORRIBLE!@# ;stuburn; close enough! certainly not likely to get any closer by continuing to ask! jimhating platypus wereducks!@#$@#$ ;hyper; bae starfleet: a new species? hey let's slow down and decide how to proceed or if we even should. all the other bobs: WHOO!@# YEEE HAAAA!@# LET'S GET IN THAT TUBE PRONTO AND SAY HI TO THOSE DUCKS!@#$$#@ WHOOOO@!@# *starts making a million drones* **insertine** ok i just leaded this chapter this morning and am insertining this comment here: all these guys are pretty horrible!@# ;hyper; gandalf? hugh? the other singularity guy? ALL THE BOBS THAT AREN'T IN THE ORIGINAL GROUP ARE PRETTY NTG!@# *starts building android beaverypus* we got the singularity working on translating otter duck beaver speach so it will all be fine.
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Post by isthisamo on Mar 30, 2022 12:59:45 GMT
MAYBE BOB IS HORRIBLE!@# ;stuburn; oh there's no maybe about that. he's the one who injected horrible into this species or whatever the hell it is. no sir. very much sure to get more of the same regardless of asking! i believe that's what we have here. and they are the door into heaven! makes sense. well they do has a tendency to get bored rather easily. which i think is part of teh ol problem ovur dare. of COURSE that is what you build! and of course all these half retarded bobs are horrible. what else could they be? i suppose they have spawned a sort of almost genius or two... right? at least better bobs anyway. like once you spawn enough. ur bound to get a random anomaly that's good rather than bad. :B that's all we need.
read next one. i don't know name or number. but it was neal and beaver with their ol plans for heading out further with their savior humans or whatever. really short. and another highlight about how these bobs get bored. at least we'll DO SOMETHING!@# :ultrabored face:
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Post by ditkanate on Mar 30, 2022 19:16:04 GMT
oh there's no maybe about that. he's the one who injected horrible into this species or whatever the hell it is. they do call themselves a species now! or at least the skippies do. for this species all being his descendants bob sure does get disgusted by them a lot!@# *sigh* *smh tbh fwiw* gandalf?? they are? space wereducks in a giant tube IS pretty interesting. *there's a bob that licks pizza and calls everyone steve* oh man. this is what i has to look forward to on my drive home!!@@# ;rubhands;; **insert** ok leaded the short one about the human transport bobs. not sure what the big deal is about their big change to their plan, sending ami's out ahead or something. ;dunno; i guess they got 15,000 signups for their horrible migration plan!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 1, 2022 7:05:53 GMT
they do call themselves a species now! or at least the skippies do. for this species all being his descendants bob sure does get disgusted by them a lot!@# *sigh* *smh tbh fwiw* gandalf?? yeah. i feel like bob is in denial that these are all him. WAD?! NO WAY! I'M NET THAT HORRIBLE!@ :stuburn:
*he was/is bigtime exactly that horrible*
also, as they duplicate their duplicates and stuff and there is thousands of them. isn't one from like far away gonna come into some moot and be all, HI FOLKS! I'M GANDALF! and gandalf will be all WTF MATE!@ WE ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE AND THE ANSWER IS ME!@#
yeah!@ well fuck you!@ i'm not changing now!@
well this is just great!@ *stomps off in his dumb wizard hat and gown or whatever*
well, what else will be? can't argue with this at all. i guess that does make more sense. i guess their lucky so far on this whole copy of copies business. u see ur oobyhoonds were totally warranted you mean!! i got ya.
NEXT!@#!@
long stinky chapter 11: breaking in
so it's about them getting in the boojim ring thing. i forged wad they calls it. pulsar ring? no... p ring? whadevs. they're going in!! so they ride some thing in that goes in and out of the ring. :leer: and then they release drones and they work there way in towards the center or something and try to avoid detection and stuff. and basically they do and there is like a boring office building elevator in there. and eh. well nothing happens. they get far in and they're in. i think maybe there is more to come in some future chapter, but not so much in this one. :B
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