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Post by ditkanate on Apr 22, 2022 21:42:06 GMT
chapata 1
Some blank minded idiot wanders into their forest clearing. They wonder if he is a "Shing" or just an idiot or head injury person. They keep him alive and try to teach him stef. Name him "Falk". Means yellow or something in their language. Cuz his eyes are like yolks 😐 Oh man it reminds me of Lone 🤮
chapter was pretty long, but he isn't a Lone type, he has some sort of amnesia. maybe those damn Shing gave it to him! ;pea; anyway he's different than the locals, but towns the house leader's daughter. ;leer; has a big convo with him. they discuss wad they both think Falk might be or where he comed from. consensus is ;dunno;. but he's gonna wander off to teh west! and see if he can find out. i guess the Shing rule the planet now and these tree communities are allowed to live but they can't really venture beyond their local place or anything. there was more but i'm forgetting already. ;embarrassed;
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 24, 2022 8:40:18 GMT
that's a pretty good recap of the beginning. so he's ready to start wandering? sweet. that opening was pretty long. i was pretty at the beginning but then it starts to come together more. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 25, 2022 12:41:58 GMT
I've started but not finished chapter 2. the chapters dun has names so it is just chapter 2. off to wanderville, maybe that's wad it is called. first part he is talking to his towning partner lady and she wants to go with him or make him stay and stuff cuz she loves towning his good self and doesn't want him to leave her! she is convinced he won't come back even tho he says he will. also he has a wedding ring! or what looks like a wedding ring, but he dun no how he got it or who from or anything. ok bye now time for my good self to wander. ;waves;
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 26, 2022 11:27:45 GMT
ah right. i remember that too. i feel like the girl is right, er was right. i mean that i thought she would be right when i read it, not that i'm telling you one way or the other whether she was in fact right or not, i just thot she was. :B :wew: really dodged a spoiler bullet there! :vernoog:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 26, 2022 19:01:50 GMT
BROTHER THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!!#@$#$ ;wew; ok so i read some of the wanderings last night. he started out with 2 dudes from the house he was at. then they turned arounf and he wandered off without them for a couple weeks. headed west! He comes upon a ruined city (or, house, I guess). he thinks maybe the Shing kilt them for trying to be too techy/fancy with their ways! who knows... wanders off into the forest. then Falk is stalked by a wild boar who talks to him. please fine sir, do not shoot my good pig self as that would not be the humane thing to do, say, why dun u mindspeach me something delightful? Falk: go on GIT afore i shoot ya! *boar runs off* i guess that's it for now. :/
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 27, 2022 12:42:48 GMT
oh yeah!@ the animal mind talking! i almost forgot about that little gem of mind tickling for you the fine reader. oh man! this story is really ramping up!@ i can feel the pressure building up! in your bowels probably! ...
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 27, 2022 17:41:12 GMT
CORRECT! MY BOWELS ARE FULL! finished chapatah 2 last night. here were the notes in my phone: sleeps in a cellar with talking mice. Then wanders for days until the animals don't talk. hmm. that skips past some stuff. he arrives at this well cared for place with farms and gardens and a house with smoke coming out the chimney! all idyllic and whatnot. and he is quite pleasenetined! hooray! shelter and food and people! *approaches teh door* *is quickly paralyzed by a dart or something and brought in for questioning* HAY! WAD R U DO HEAR. WHO U BE? Y U ETT OUR PLAYZ? ;suspicious; and he's all ehh... i dunno who i is, i'm going westentine to find out .... ehh... stef... about who i is and stef. i just wanted to shelter here. *gets smacked around some and tost into a big basement* that's where the talking mice are. they let him go the next day but not in a friendly way! chapter ends where he's gone quite a few more days (weeks?) journey west. out of packed food and living off hunting stef now. gets to a place where there are markings on a stone indicating past human presence but, like 1000's of years prior, not now. and none of the animals in this area talk. which he enjoys as it makes it easier to hunt and eat them when they aren't protesting via speach!
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 28, 2022 13:30:23 GMT
CORRECT! MY BOWELS ARE FULL! :vernoog:
a quality summary. all the important points really! yeah!@ those people didn't take kindly! no sir! HEY! NOBODY TOLD ME THE PEOPLE OUT HERE WOULD BE THIS SURLY!@#@! :screamears:
but did they give him his book back? or his pack and his book was missing? something. i suppose that would be better! i can barely imagine hunting at all, much less if the thing i was hunting was protesting! LOOK RABBIT! there aren't any grocery stores arounf here! so why don't you just pipe down and GET IN MAH BELLY!!
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 28, 2022 21:08:33 GMT
not 100% sure you should be taking the credit but ok. he kind of does think that! he just happily wandered out of the forest into the one friendly house on the planet! they took him in and fed him and gave him a chick to town and everything!!@#$ he demanded his pack back, they weren't gonna give it but then they did. but yeah his booko was gone-o. ubbedi ubbedi ubbedi k-killing is wrong doc! relax! take a rest! *gets skinned alive*
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 30, 2022 13:16:16 GMT
not 100% sure you should be taking the credit but ok. i'm 50% sure i totally SHOULD take ALL the credit!@: :stuburN: yeah, that was a lucky stumble. wow.
i don't remember if they ever explain why he ended up in that exact location in the beginning. :dunno:
hey! i liked that book!@# :pea: skinned alive! for christ sake! why the hell would you do that?! guess teaching it a lesson! :twak:
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 30, 2022 20:01:27 GMT
i'm 50% sure i totally SHOULD take ALL the credit!@: :stuburN: FINE! DO WHAT U WANT! ;FU; just dumb stumbleluck probably. ;cussing; it was some book of human wisdom or some such I JUST WANTED HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!@@$# started ch3: he's wandering for a while. hits a big rivers so starts following along it's banks. shoots at a hen Hen: "take-life_take-life" *wrings its neck* ;dunno; sees a house. kind of in the middle of nowhere here. a dude comes out and says he mindheard him from a long way off and to come on in! dun be afraid. "I live here alone, my lad, alone and all alonio". wait his NAME is All-Alonio? 😂 I like this guy. Wait....he's Lone this is weird. Fish and visitors stink after three days! Good bye! ok so he stays with all alonio for a few days and then heads downriver in the "slider" given to him by Lone. passes a boat going the other way that weirds him out. then gets to the BIIIIG inland river that changes the landscape from what had been continuous forest to more of a prairie or something. heads on towards the citayyyyyyy. end ch3.
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Post by isthisamo on May 5, 2022 8:57:11 GMT
FINE! DO WHAT U WANT! ;FU; MAYBE I WILL!@#!@ :dunno: dun remember. :B yeah, their version of the bible only better i imagined. i would think a swift killing would be in order for that. not s super slow skin alive! *you want something to stop screaming* *you slowly peel its skin off for hours and hours* see! that's what i'm talking about! shut up hen! :twak: a mans gotta eat! dumb ol bird! a much better house finding time this time. of course all alonio is his name! so true. so true. oh yeah that slider sounds sweet. sure makes for faster travel for our dumb amnesiaed traveler ovur dare. *has a good time flying it arounf*
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Post by ditkanate on May 6, 2022 1:39:40 GMT
yeah, their version of the bible only better i imagined. BETTER? HOW COULD THAT EVEN BE POSSIBLE SMH TBH gah! *continues skinning a few more days* apparently he didn't even eat it! he told that to Lone and lone was like tsk tsk that trbl not to eat something you kill smh tbh fwiw ngl and falk is like WELL I COULDN'T EAT IT AFTER IT TALKED GAH!@#$@#$@#$ he totally DID has a good time with it too! skipping along teh river and doing tricks n stef
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Post by isthisamo on May 6, 2022 10:47:51 GMT
BETTER? HOW COULD THAT EVEN BE POSSIBLE SMH TBH ur right. ur right. my bad. it couldn't! it wouldn't! pretty soon this thing is gonna stop talking. i can feel it! it's gonna taste all talky!@# :yuck: yep. so i guess you decided to stop reading at this point. :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 6, 2022 17:44:19 GMT
ur right. ur right. my bad. it couldn't! it wouldn't! haven't heard much more about that booko in this booko. ;dunno; ow! ack! i hate you! omg humans r teh waerst! i guess that's a rabbit or hen or whatever. *hears it say "wheeeeee" as it zooms down his throat* WELL THAT WAS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!@#$ also his slider glee was short lived i guess. chapter 4 starts and he's captured by some horrible tribe of natives that blow up his slider and torture him and blindfold him and basically adopt him into their horrible prairie lives of hunting cows and towning captured women. now that i type it out it doesn't actually sound so bad. anyway here's my actual notes on teh chapter: 4: Falk captured by cow hunting prairie folk, escapes with estrel in a snowstorm. Almost freeze to death before finding a basement to hide in and town. that actually does sum it up pretty ok. this estrel lady towns the bejezus out of him in the basement they found. like. a lot. and she tells him the shing city he's going to isn't so bad she's been there before n stef. oh also he shot one of the injuns in teh face during their escape and i guess he was like SUPERFAST on the draw and aim gunman, like almost inhumanly fast and it makes estrel think he's some killer type of shing person or something. i dunno yet.
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Post by isthisamo on May 7, 2022 2:50:12 GMT
haven't heard much more about that booko in this booko. ;dunno; i just based it on how much falk loved it. that's enough for me. i'm not even sure i AM human! :stuburn: falk
now this is starting to sound like something i can get behind. well sure, but i expected another chapter! MUSH! but i see you have now added it so thanks. falk: i'm honestly pretty torn here. do i stay or do i go?
oh? whats that? more super sweet towning times regardless? boy this is tough!
:whew: almost regretted that leaving decision, but all is good now. i think that's why she was so quick to town him. :usehaid;
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Post by ditkanate on May 7, 2022 16:15:15 GMT
i just based it on how much falk loved it. that's enough for me. ow! that's fair. ack! also i found my good self wondering if the great inland river was teh mississipi and this is earf. cuz on the other side sure seemed like usa praries and old school injuns! everything comes back arounf eventually i gez. what's this about my throat now? tell me more. ;puts head on hands and elbows on table; you. ;pea; exactly! i've pretty much exhausted my pro/con checklist here! i was mentally shaking a pea right up til they found that basement! ;pea; cuz if he can shoot gude his townings are sure to be bae? ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on May 8, 2022 3:05:42 GMT
u sure act like one! ack! more of that hen i guess.
it could be i suppose. i'm not sure if they ever say anything definitizing it either way. :dunno: look, anything that turns my throat into some sort of amusement ride sounds like something to sign up for no more questions asked!@# just trying to make your reading experience bae. right. i guess since everything else was a wash he decided on the one that would allow him to continue his quest and also shoot someone in the face. they didn't even mindtalk him to stop. :whew: it's about damn time a book we read has some quality towning in it!@# ffs! sometimes i think these authors have never even hurd of towning! exactly! sound logic this chick has!
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Post by ditkanate on May 9, 2022 1:18:28 GMT
u sure act like one! ack! more of that hen i guess. ack can ack we ack get to the ack frying ack soon? ACK!! i suppose not *puts throat contract on the table for signing* even the HENS want to live more than that guy! ;stuburn; *rites some crap about non towning crap or whatever* smh ;eyeflash; i guess that's her
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Post by isthisamo on May 10, 2022 11:39:35 GMT
ack can ack we ack get to the ack frying ack soon? ACK!! apparently not!@ :applerub: *more skinning or whatever* gotta have those at the ready! :pointstohaid: exactly!@ now, sbw, it turns out ur in luck. cuz i'm almost as good at towning as i am at shooting people in the face!@# mindtalk or no! :vernoog: *town* oh ffs!@# these authors!#! gah!@# makes sense. these chicks sign up for mediocre townings all the time! if there is the slimmest margin for an above average town, they ARE DOWN!
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