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Post by ditkanate on May 11, 2022 20:45:18 GMT
apparently not!@ :applerub: *more skinning or whatever* hey, nothing i can do about it! ;stuburn; ;dunno; hen: quit gesturing and get to skinning!@# ;screamears;; also ACK!! never know when a throatride opportunity may present itself! i town people in the face even faster and more on target than shooting!@# *TOWNBAMMOOOOO* sbw: but also well at least it's long and drawn out AND full of zero towning! ;stuburn; hmm. that actually does make sense. ok i have now read chapaptaaa 5: Stops at the bee keepers before hitting the mountain range to get to Es Toch. They dun like his lady too much. they're ok with Falk but the lady... not fans of wanderers or whatever?!@# Something is weird with her amulet. she likes asks it which directions to go and stuff and prays to it or with it or something. she lurves it! alsoshelosesitinthedesert. then they almost die in the desert. she gets dysentery and loses her amulet and he carries her for a while but they got no water and they collapse.... only to be saved by the PRINCE OF KANSAS!!@# takes them to his "kingdom" (about 200 people i guess) and his nice house with dogs (previously extinct!). very weird. he warns Falk that estrel is ntg and not to be trusted but he's like BUT I DO TRUST HER FOR SOME REASON! probably all the towning tbh. anyhooo.... odd booko. still getting america vibes from it.... ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on May 13, 2022 6:53:10 GMT
hey, nothing i can do about it! ;stuburn; ;dunno; hen: quit gesturing and get to skinning!@# ;screamears;; also ACK!! FFS!@#@! this thing won't shut up!@# *slow skin continues* *more chicken mindtalk screaming and things* and you don't want it to slip by! that WAS fast! :shocking: 😍 sbw i guess we'll just mozy arounf looging at stuff and maybe musing. but not about sbws or boobs and butts and stuff or anything! probably dumb ol buildings and fields and crap!
characters in this crappy book!
this opportunity may never come again!@# sense making sbw well, that amulet didn't seem to work very well then! well the kansas thing seems to be a pretty big hint or nod to that if it isn't! but :dunno:
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Post by ditkanate on May 15, 2022 16:54:34 GMT
FFS!@#@! this thing won't shut up!@# *slow skin continues* *more chicken mindtalk screaming and things* i feel like he's gonna die of starvation before he ever gets this talkative hen in his belly!!@# can you imagine? talk about regret!!! ;vernoog; also all this towning estrel stuff is rooned she was just leading him to teh city for capture smh tbh!!! women!@#$ but did you evar loog at stuff that way? and muse? wel eye gez nut. ;stuburn; it is like the sbw version of our throatride preparation readiness!!@# also turns out it was a communication device with her pals at teh emerald city of squishy rooms or whatever!@# exactly! a very subtle hint clue!@# also they crossed a "big inland river" before getting there and then go into a big mountain range!@# *geography wordz* so yeah i'm mid chpta 6 and like i said... well here's my phone notes: welp ntg. Gets to Es Toch and estrel leads him to this building and says she knows peeps there who will take care of them relax guy take a rest but as soon as they're inside some dudes jump him and she takes his laser gun and laughs at him 😢 it's teh first time he evar hear estrel laff. now i read a bit further. he wakes up in a semi translucent squishy green room with hallucinations and stef happening. i think estrel and her peeps in teh city are Shing? or maybe Falk is shing. i dunno. someone is something but everyone is lying about everything and something!@#$@#
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Post by isthisamo on May 17, 2022 10:16:47 GMT
i feel like he's gonna die of starvation before he ever gets this talkative hen in his belly!!@# well, i think it's just meditative at this point. exactly! i wouldn't be able to say i have no regrets anymore!
i think since she was just trying to capture him the whole time. i think he should count himself lucky that he got townings. tbh. why would i!@?? :stuburn: similar. but they're more ready i think. and don't bother with contracts. 🙄 well, usually. well, it could still be anywhere. :stuburn: haha! what a dumb ol amnesia guy! *to herself* he was good at the poundings do. wowy! :shocking: oh yeah. it's so confusing. what is real and not real?! what's the truth and what's.. not the truth!@?? who knows! certainly not falk or teh reader!
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Post by ditkanate on May 18, 2022 21:55:57 GMT
well, i think it's just meditative at this point. this is the worst meditation method i can think of!@# ack! the hen from no regrets, to literally THE biggest regret one can have almost!!@# capture preceded by tons of crazy towning times >>>>>> capture preceded by no townings!@# i'm pretty sure chicks LOVE towning contracts! they just don't like to call them that or admit it!@# lol that reminds me i saw a house posted on zillow and one of the pictures of the master bedroom showed a fancy picture above the headboard. WELCOME TO POUNDTOWN everything else about the house was super nice and tastefully decorated and up to date! actually the poundtown sign itself was pretty nice too!@# now he's being treated as some lord or something halp eye net no wad gowz on
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Post by isthisamo on May 19, 2022 10:23:06 GMT
this is the worst meditation method i can think of!@# ack! the hen i gotta say. i'm going to have to side with the hen on this one. right. you get it! exactly! at LEAST that many greater thans! exactly. they would disagree about the towning contracts. THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! they would say. that's amazing. i find it kind of hard to believe that picture even exists. it's an amazing world we live in. truly.
so... y'all moving again? makes sense. got itchy butts.
relax guy! take a rest. this is all part of the master plan THAT YOU YOURSELF set up!
yourself: :suspicious: this doesn't seem like something i would do. though i guess i don't actually know myself. my new self wouldn't do that. what does that mean about my old self and new self!@ gahh!@# :ballhands:
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Post by ditkanate on May 19, 2022 21:45:04 GMT
i gotta say. i'm going to have to side with the hen on this one. that might normally bother me, but i'm just so zen right now nothing does! skinner. i could fill the whole forearm with greater thans tbh! they totally WOULD say that. as they sign a towning contract just before a towning. yep bought that poundtown house just off the pics! how could i not! hmm. not sure if you just spoilered something. perhaps! but now we is getting somewhere! into teh next chapter and this kid is telling Falk who he is! they are from werel! the Wold world of planet of exile of hilfs! Falk is descended from agat! They finally learnt science again and built a ship and comed to earth to see wads up yo! still dun really know what IS up, but hey....
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Post by isthisamo on May 21, 2022 14:11:45 GMT
that might normally bother me, but i'm just so zen right now nothing does! skinner. that makes sense too. he doesn't disagree, just really in a deep skin based mediation. cool cool.
hen: THIS IS NOT COOL!@
also, i'm getting a bit tired of this fucking hen!
right. i sort of read it that way. like what you typed up was the equivalent of infinite greater thans. can we town ON the contract?
sorry, no. that's a different contract.
that's what i figured. you're like, we don't need to move, or well, we didn't before, but now we do! hands tied and what not!@ no no. i would never do that. i was just rambling like an idiot. don't mind me. carry on with ur fine reading of ur fine booko!@ TIA!@ right the kid! i had almost forgotted about the kid. a wee bit annoying if i recall. that kid was IN to this town. again, if i recall. which i may or may not. :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 23, 2022 21:52:47 GMT
that makes sense too. he doesn't disagree, just really in a deep skin based mediation. cool cool. hen: THIS IS NOT COOL!@ also, i'm getting a bit tired of this fucking hen! good GOD man. just SHUT UP AND TRY TO BE ZEN LIKE THE REST OF US!@$# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!@# i guess i lost my zen. i got around my doesn't know how to type an infinity sign limitation!!! here sbw i typed up our towning contract onto this big fluffy blanket that i laid down by the fire! ;wub; they will be! ;snicker; ;suspicious; ah well. dum dee doo dah. now he's (Otto?) hmm might be otto. he's whining about wanting to go home! cuz he was just a wee lad when they comed to earf or something. but they dun no exactly where werel is anymore! their ship was blowed up when they got to earth's system and falk's mind has been all erased and the kid is a dumbjim! hey kid wad's the name of werel's star! otto: um.. sun? ;dunno; :B also the Shing is humans! i guess. they named themselfs that in order to give man an enemy they needed to unite against or... fuck i dunno. someone leart how to mindlie! or are they lying to me NOW about learning to mindlie! ;ballhands;
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Post by isthisamo on May 24, 2022 11:11:49 GMT
HEN: THERE IS NO GOD! jeez. who's a gloomy gus!?
well, it's tough with this god damn fucking hen! well done chpa. effective and good thinking on ur part. i'm sure it was very little thinking, but good none the less. actually good quick thinking is the best kind really. sbw: that is SOO FUCKING ROMANTIC!@ OMFG@!@# *town town super ubuer town town*
*it's just a normal town to us* *we cant' tell the difference* :B the fire's nice tho. man. i'm realizing i didn't really know much about this poundtown ur moving to. :B :whew: more bullet dodging by us! :highfive: exactly! every planets' star is just sun to the people who live there! what's the name of ours? solaris maybe? i don't really know! if that IS it and i know it, it's only cuz of all the stupid sci-fi i read and watch and crap. right. i recall thinking those things before when i was reading teh book. like wtf is real and not real and a lie and not a lie and stef! self! help!@ :ballhands:
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Post by ditkanate on May 26, 2022 20:10:31 GMT
HEN: THERE IS NO GOD! jeez. who's a gloomy gus!? if this hen ain't careful he's gonna end up with some ;twak;s in amongst the skinning!!@# i'd just chop his damn head off BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS!@# brother you have no idea how little thinking there was actually you probably do!!@$##@$ sbw's idea of an uber supertown isn't the same as ours. i think that's one of those almost universal truths or whatever. everyone likes romantic fires tho! you will. you will. maybe if tons of planets were inhabited we'd come up with better names!@# i've heard that ours is Sol, but again, i feel like that's just Sun in spanish or whatever!@#$ BROTHER IT IS A CITY OF ILLUSIONS AND WE HAVE NOW BOTH BEEN CAUGHT IN IT!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on May 27, 2022 10:31:51 GMT
if this hen ain't careful he's gonna end up with some ;twak;s in amongst the skinning!!@# i'd just chop his damn head off BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS!@# that's why the :twak: makes more sense. skin twak skin twak skinny skinny skin twak!@ indeed godo brother. hence the ramblings. i was like good thinking and then was like, SELF!@ HE DIDN'T THINK! HE JUST TYPED UP!! ah yes godo self. as is our way. as is our way. 🧠 ok. carry on then. maybe do a little rambling then move on to teh next section. YES SIR! BRAIN SIR! these are the kinds of brilliant insights a couple of quantity writing experts come up with. you know what. how about we just meet at some restaurants this summer? damnit! you made me loog it up now! and the answer is you're right mostly. Sol is often agreed on. but it isn't official. there are just names that are other language words for sun, like sol. so officially, our sun doesn't has a damn name! i can't even buleev it! wtf do these astronomers have to do all day!@??/ well, i was out of it, but you sucked me back in!
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Post by ditkanate on May 30, 2022 14:50:53 GMT
that's why the :twak: makes more sense. skin twak skin twak skinny skinny skin twak!@ don't skintwak make this skintwak harder than skintwak it needs to be!!@#@# brother congratulations on typing up another fine example of our specialty!! ;bowdown; without quantity there are no insight nuggets! they are burried! shame most people don't realize that. haha good one brother, pretending like u dun wanna visit poundtown house. had me going for a minute! i guess they aren't too worried about being stranded on some other planet and the only way to get home is to, you know, KNOW THE NAME OF WHERE UR FROM!@#$@#$@#$ ;applerub; or ur welcome. ;dunno; ok so i've read more. basically, the Shing can restore Falk's old memory from when he first got to earth, but in so doing they will wipe out all of the new Falk stuff! and he isn't too keen on that! cuz it's been like, i dunno, 5 years of living and learning and stuff. also he knows aboot teh Shing that they is liars but he won't know that anymore and won't know not to trust them when he wakes up! so he's trying to devise some plan to try to remember something after the procedure. seems he's settled on just willing it to happen real hard! ;jkgay; [insert winnie the poo thinking gif]
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 1, 2022 2:16:35 GMT
don't skintwak make this skintwak harder than skintwak it needs to be!!@#@# *mindack* :vernoot: you don't even get to HAS burried insight nuggets. i don't know how y'all live!@ us :ashamed: WUR FRUM SUN!! :B
us at some future time talking to aliens.
aliens: :weary:
:dunno: oh right! a conundrum! but it seemed like he didn't REALLY has a choice to stay as new falk cuz like, he needs to know wad he used to know! there could be a lot of important stuff in all that knowing. including why the fuck he came to this fucking planet (earth apparently) in the first place.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 3, 2022 17:15:02 GMT
i think at this point the hen DEARLY wishes it could have had the simple fate of being fried into fried chicken while awake and aware! a nuggetless existence seems pretty sad to me! ;sadbanana; KEN WE GOWE HOEM NOWE PLEZE aliens: wel, eye gez nut it was also implied that, while the shing were making it out to be his choice, they were gonna do it either way. also i guess he used to know a lot about all the mindpowers! the hilfs n stef from his Wold werel world planet are real gude at it! so he wakes up and can tell the shing guy is hiding something even though he's being mindblocked! so he is ;suspicious; and also the lady he towned a bunch earlier comes in and calls him falk and says to tell that name to the shings (i guess she's pissed now) cuz he isn't supposed to remember that name and it will freak them tf out! also right as i quit reading last night HE TOTALLY REMEMBERED BEING FALK BIGTIME UP AND DOWN! so now both memory sets are alive and well in his haid! curious wad he's gonna do wit dat nollege now! ;hyper;
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 4, 2022 9:43:19 GMT
i think at this point the hen DEARLY wishes it could have had the simple fate of being fried into fried chicken while awake and aware! i suppose that there hen is hasing trouble dreaming up any worser situations to find thineself in at all! i guess she's got a lot of free time to think currently. :applerub:
us to those people i guess. i hope they aren't sticky! i don't know what to expect with these people!@
wait! SOL!@# how bout now?!@ aahh?
aliens: :weary: we don't speak spanish. how would that help!!??
seems like a bad plan really. thanks lady, but no thanks! *huge seinfeld rolleyes*
maybe something. maybe nothing! i guess u'll find out!
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 5, 2022 15:39:54 GMT
i suppose that there hen is hasing trouble dreaming up any worser situations to find thineself in at all! i guess she's got a lot of free time to think currently. too bad it couldn't has thought itself out of getting caught in the first place! maybe next time. ack. well, if the ARE sticky, at least we know the stickiness isn't from nuggets. uhhh hows about SOLE! AAH WHATCHA THINKAH ABOUTTA THATTA? WE DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN EITHER!@# ;screamears; yeah luckily he plays it a bit cooler than that! yes! exactly! ;dunno; read more and he is struggling trying to blend the two sets of memories together. it's like his haid is literally 2 different peoples.
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 6, 2022 11:04:41 GMT
too bad it couldn't has thought itself out of getting caught in the first place! maybe next time. ack. not death ack. just more horrible times ack. well, i'm a little upset that we now know their stickiness state! but, avast ye! a risk of teh applerub i guess. eh... soleil? ooahh hoaahh hoaah wee wee! we wan too geh tooo soleil! hoongh huang!!
ahh?
aliens: oh for fuck sake.
yeah, she was NOT being cool. she could have given him another quick aplogive town! at least! :weary: women! air! yeah, that sounds hard. i'm glad i just have this one horrible one.
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 7, 2022 17:23:31 GMT
not death ack. just more horrible times ack. right! not sure we'll ever get a death ack! maybe this is an immortal skinning hen! i didn't know saying "if they are sticky" meant we knew their state! WELL! THIS STINKS!@# see, this is a good angle! horrible them right into not even wanting to KNOW our sun star anymore!@#$ ;hyper; aplogive towns are some of the best ones! along with all the other kinds!!@# turns out the two internal self haids is wad saved him! he used one haid (the Ramarren Wold Werel Word one) to mindtakeover one of the shings! and basically forced him to take him and the horrible kid to a ship! so now he gets to fly home with the kid. he had to take the shing with him so he didnt' give anything away to the other shings, but oh well.
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 9, 2022 10:18:25 GMT
right! not sure we'll ever get a death ack! maybe this is an immortal skinning hen! flow into it hen. be the pain that is your immortal skinning! :dunno: say lah vee come on guys!? clearly we don't want to go there!!
some of the aliens
i'm pretty sure ur right. about the bestness of the various townings. yeah. i felt like it was a quick turn arounf in the end there. like it was looking like he was pretty well fucked and then bing bam boom. he's mind controlling some shing and shipping on out of there.
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