City of Illusions - by ursolure lo gainz!!@#

I've started but not finished chapter 2. the chapters dun has names so it is just chapter 2. off to wanderville, maybe that's wad it is called. first part he is talking to his towning partner lady and she wants to go with him or make him stay and stuff cuz she loves towning his good self and doesn't want him to leave her! she is convinced he won't come back even tho he says he will. also he has a wedding ring! or what looks like a wedding ring, but he dun no how he got it or who from or anything. ok bye now time for my good self to wander. ;waves;

BROTHER THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!!#@$#$ ;wew;

ok so i read some of the wanderings last night. he started out with 2 dudes from the house he was at. then they turned arounf and he wandered off without them for a couple weeks. headed west! He comes upon a ruined city (or, house, I guess). he thinks maybe the Shing kilt them for trying to be too techy/fancy with their ways! who knows... wanders off into the forest. then Falk is stalked by a wild boar who talks to him. please fine sir, do not shoot my good pig self as that would not be the humane thing to do, say, why dun u mindspeach me something delightful? Falk: go on GIT afore i shoot ya! *boar runs off*

i guess that's it for now. :/

CORRECT! MY BOWELS ARE FULL!

finished chapatah 2 last night. here were the notes in my phone: sleeps in a cellar with talking mice. Then wanders for days until the animals don't talk.

hmm. that skips past some stuff. he arrives at this well cared for place with farms and gardens and a house with smoke coming out the chimney! all idyllic and whatnot. and he is quite pleasenetined! hooray! shelter and food and people! *approaches teh door* *is quickly paralyzed by a dart or something and brought in for questioning* HAY! WAD R U DO HEAR. WHO U BE? Y U ETT OUR PLAYZ? ;suspicious;

and he's all ehh... i dunno who i is, i'm going westentine to find out .... ehh... stef... about who i is and stef. i just wanted to shelter here. *gets smacked around some and tost into a big basement* that's where the talking mice are. they let him go the next day but not in a friendly way!

chapter ends where he's gone quite a few more days (weeks?) journey west. out of packed food and living off hunting stef now. gets to a place where there are markings on a stone indicating past human presence but, like 1000's of years prior, not now. and none of the animals in this area talk. which he enjoys as it makes it easier to hunt and eat them when they aren't protesting via speach!

not 100% sure you should be taking the credit but ok.


he kind of does think that! he just happily wandered out of the forest into the one friendly house on the planet! they took him in and fed him and gave him a chick to town and everything!!@#$


he demanded his pack back, they weren't gonna give it but then they did. but yeah his booko was gone-o.


ubbedi ubbedi ubbedi k-killing is wrong doc! relax! take a rest! *gets skinned alive*

FINE! DO WHAT U WANT! ;FU;


just dumb stumbleluck probably.


;cussing; it was some book of human wisdom or some such


I JUST WANTED HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!@@$#

started ch3: he's wandering for a while. hits a big rivers so starts following along it's banks.
shoots at a hen
Hen: "take-life_take-life"
*wrings its neck* ;dunno;

sees a house. kind of in the middle of nowhere here. a dude comes out and says he mindheard him from a long way off and to come on in! dun be afraid. "I live here alone, my lad, alone and all alonio".

wait his NAME is All-Alonio? 😂 I like this guy.

Wait....he's Lone this is weird.

Fish and visitors stink after three days! Good bye!

ok so he stays with all alonio for a few days and then heads downriver in the "slider" given to him by Lone. passes a boat going the other way that weirds him out. then gets to the BIIIIG inland river that changes the landscape from what had been continuous forest to more of a prairie or something. heads on towards the citayyyyyyy. end ch3.

BETTER? HOW COULD THAT EVEN BE POSSIBLE SMH TBH


gah! *continues skinning a few more days*



apparently he didn't even eat it! he told that to Lone and lone was like tsk tsk that trbl not to eat something you kill smh tbh fwiw ngl and falk is like WELL I COULDN'T EAT IT AFTER IT TALKED GAH!@#$@#$@#$



he totally DID has a good time with it too! skipping along teh river and doing tricks n stef

haven't heard much more about that booko in this booko. ;dunno;


ow! ack! i hate you! omg humans r teh waerst!

i guess that's a rabbit or hen or whatever.


*hears it say "wheeeeee" as it zooms down his throat*


WELL THAT WAS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!@#$

also his slider glee was short lived i guess. chapter 4 starts and he's captured by some horrible tribe of natives that blow up his slider and torture him and blindfold him and basically adopt him into their horrible prairie lives of hunting cows and towning captured women. now that i type it out it doesn't actually sound so bad.

anyway here's my actual notes on teh chapter: 4: Falk captured by cow hunting prairie folk, escapes with estrel in a snowstorm. Almost freeze to death before finding a basement to hide in and town.

that actually does sum it up pretty ok. this estrel lady towns the bejezus out of him in the basement they found. like. a lot. and she tells him the shing city he's going to isn't so bad she's been there before n stef. oh also he shot one of the injuns in teh face during their escape and i guess he was like SUPERFAST on the draw and aim gunman, like almost inhumanly fast and it makes estrel think he's some killer type of shing person or something. i dunno yet.

ow! that's fair. ack!

also i found my good self wondering if the great inland river was teh mississipi and this is earf. cuz on the other side sure seemed like usa praries and old school injuns! everything comes back arounf eventually i gez.


what's this about my throat now? tell me more. ;puts head on hands and elbows on table;

you.


;pea;


exactly! i've pretty much exhausted my pro/con checklist here!


i was mentally shaking a pea right up til they found that basement! ;pea;


cuz if he can shoot gude his townings are sure to be bae? ;dunno;

ack can ack we ack get to the ack frying ack soon? ACK!!


i suppose not


*puts throat contract on the table for signing*


even the HENS want to live more than that guy! ;stuburn;


*rites some crap about non towning crap or whatever* smh


;eyeflash; i guess that's her