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Post by ditkanate on Aug 7, 2022 15:07:51 GMT
IT IS ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO OUR SHARD ROOTS!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 7, 2022 23:10:58 GMT
:oobyhoonds:
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 8, 2022 18:41:10 GMT
AND WE'RE OFF!@$#$#@
your new house architects are rekting teh universe!! oh lemme back up.
PROLOGUE: it's just called a prologue
teh architects are more like archiREKTS amirite! of course i'm right. and a ladyship full of ladies (all the same ladies?) is fighting them and losing bigtime until some brain man yells and whatever adn they gravity loom the architect moon ship thing and break it! whoo!
not super thrilled to see there is a glossary and shit in the back!
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 9, 2022 2:25:57 GMT
that was fast. too fast. probably. that's pretty impressive. we don't even HAVE new house architects yet. they're wrecking stuff and we haven't even met them yet!@ better than PROLOGUE: A TITLE THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! actually i do like that. yeah. i was like, well this is weird. so these ladies and the intermediary men guys were made for teh fighting of teh architect. but that shits over and now they're gonna use 'em in a regular ol war. that's my interpretation of wad this book will be i guess. since i has ebooko, i did not notice this. but, now that i do know, i'm super thrilled. nice to know i can loog shit up and loog at it that way.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 9, 2022 15:50:36 GMT
that was fast. too fast. probably. ;jkgay; well. buckle up! i guess. *it isn't a prologue at all* :B but. but, i think i want a archrekt war tho! i suppose if it is as spicy and helpful as the sleeping in stars glossary of game of seven rules, then we are in for a treat!#@$#@$$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 10, 2022 13:13:18 GMT
well. buckle up! i guess. *puts on seatbelt* :B are we talking about our book all the sudden? i like the idea of having a prologue that isnt' a prologue at all! :hyper: people finish it and are like, what the hell was that!@ but keep reading. of course. well, maybe! :dunno: i looged at it that way in it's pretty short.
chapter 1! Solace that's this lady warrior's name. and she features prominently in the chapter. so so far these chapter titles are pretty accurate, tho not too descriptive! so yeah. she gets wok not like wok wok, she seems pretty not wok when it comes to the refugia, which i think are like regular humans maybe.
so then she meets ash who seems pretty great. a nice fella who gives u good tips!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 11, 2022 13:43:53 GMT
are we talking about our book all the sudden? i like the idea of having a prologue that isnt' a prologue at all! :hyper: people finish it and are like, what the hell was that!@ but keep reading. of course. they called it a prologue but it sure felt like an epilogue!! wtf!@# ;hyper; *read read read* u didn't even reed the sleepy stars one!@!@# what a weird author decision! but ok i guess! ;dunno; i have NO IDEA wad u are wok tawking bout with those woks! but! yes, i believe refugia would be teh ones who managed to get off the old earth before it was artirekted. they also said "hugh" which i think is another slang term for teh humans ovur dare. the non cloned women ones or wadever these lady warriors are. Est-ce compris? he does! from not his red ballheads! but his gut parts i think! my notes on Ash: Ash the Harbinger ball head alien 😃 it is a tiip thaatt loog owwwttt!!! *hardly anyone looks out* *earth is an art ball now i guess* ash: owe wel eye tride
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 12, 2022 0:32:22 GMT
they called it a prologue but it sure felt like an epilogue!! wtf!@# ;hyper; *read read read* man i forgot how much i love our readers! i didn't READ it! i looged at it! yeah. i don't get it. isn't the chapter title supposed to be like some fun guessing game? i was referring to woke culture! but i guess since i wroted wok instead of woke it made it extra confusing. don't know why i did that. but i did. i thought hugh were specific humans. yeah, "the council of human interest 'hugh'" it said. but yeah. a lot of slang and vocab and i guess latin? :dunno: in this booko! pretty good description ovur dare. he seems like kind of a ball head tree in a robe. with ball feet too apparently. these authors coming up with aliens that aren't just giant cats and beavers and stuff. 🙄 he seems like he's all kind of menacing, except in that robe it makes him seem sort of retarded. :hyper: i don't know what more he could have said! :stuburn:
chapter 2: Idris! i guess this author is just going with character names for the chapter titles.
idris is the intermediary guy. the one solace towned i guess. the war ended so these guys just got jobs on crappy ships flying arounf in unspace. :dunno: so this ship he unspace flies is off to salvage some lost old ship that rescued a bunch of refugia very poorly. we met a bunch of idris's shipmates who half of which are weird aliens. none of which were just earth animals grown big. 🙄 tho i feel like every alien story has something described as crab like. also it seems like idris has some girlfriend that knows about trouble.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 13, 2022 15:32:34 GMT
man i forgot how much i love our readers! our writing style attracts the best kind! sleepy author is probably like, wait, that other dude READ the glossary? WTF MAN LOL THAT WAS JUST EXTRA BOOKO PAGES! FOR QUANTITY! chpta 2 is called Idris, and some person named IDRIS is in that one! wtf is going on here? ;suspicious; lol. i was so lost i started thinking about that book where the aliens were holding that guy captive and speaking like wokwok wok nok? i can't remember now but i thought maybe that's what you were doing and if i could just remember how that language went i would get teh jokez!!! I FOUND IT! it was in providence by max barry: gik. kik. gikky. gikky. yek. oh man, that was so greta. i miss it! anyway, i thought you were wok tok gikky or something. instead it was worse. much much worse. ;apple; is that latin? i was thinking french. ;pipe; hey! i got out of bed to warn all u ungrateful cockbites about teh architects!@# don't make fun of my robe!@# it is a tip that if a robed alien ballhead tree says something.... LISTEN!!@@#@# very poorly! one of the poorer rescues i've seen really! i guess it is a tip not to get twistyfied by the architects before hitting up unspace! with a bunch of awake people! yeah i couldn't quite figure out wad Kris was there for. trouble knowing? i sort of got the idea she's PR maybe? like, ehhh make sure this loogs like u no wad ur doing. cuz peeps will be watching these vids! "none are earth animals grown big". "immediately describes giant crab". also is there another alien on their ship? the one girl was mangled or stumpy or whatever but still a person. sort of.
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 14, 2022 2:17:39 GMT
our writing style attracts the best kind! that's a godo point fine brother. at authors having trouble with quantity! but! we'll totally need a glossary bigtime! :embarrassed: actually, after chapter 3 i'm not sure these chapters actually have titles. those just happened to be the first persons' pov of that chapter. cuz in 3 it starts idris, but then moves to solace.
no chapter title!@ anarchy!@#!@# *fires off angry emilas* oh man, that would have been soo so much better if that is wad i was doing! man, kik GIK yek gik gik!! :weary: it's all greek to me! :hyper: well! your head is sticking out of one of the arm holes!@#! :weary: and we're supposed to take u seriously?!@ the damn tree thing can't even put on a robe rite!! 🙄 *is right bigtime and we're all towned* UNIVERSE@!# COULD U SEND A NONRETARD TO SAVE US NEXT TIME!@#!@ :screamears:
well! we know NOW! this is like, rescue 101!! maybe they didn't have a kris. :dunno: didn't he also say that basically she comes with idris. and he is super valuable, so we'll take dumb hot kris too. well! giant crab aliens make sense!@# :stuburn: very different that giant cats, imo.
also "... still a person. sort of."
i don't know. seemed like a bunch of aliens, but maybe it was just the one and a fat stumpy cripple. :dunno:
chapter 3 which i thought was called idris again. and i was thinking what a lazy author we have here! but then refer to above title writing words. i still think he's lazy. but i think i'm following his lazy system.
so idris and i think the captain, rollo maybe, are taken by some big fancy dressed dudes. and solace was following them kind of poorly and watched them get taken but decided to play it cool. so she decided to enlist kris. i think solace is bias towards chicks, but whatever. we'll see wad happens.
oh, also he further described the crab thing. he's like, it's not a crab. but there is no way a human could loog at it and not think that's a huge crab. :B i like that he has sponsor decals on his shell.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 14, 2022 20:47:28 GMT
at authors having trouble with quantity! but! we'll totally need a glossary bigtime! :embarrassed: didn't we kind of start one at some point? like hoard juice definitions and things?? THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!@#@# wok but not wok wok u wok wad eye wok? when in rome! where was the parthenon? ;pipe; universe: ;nono; ;hyper; i hope he doesn't start playing tricks on them! pretty sure the didn't have much of anyone useful! ;dunno; still don't have a bead on that kris. i guess she wears a red scarf. so that's nice. and beavers chapter 3 mentions another one i think but i'm not conjuring any sort of description. ;dunno; he's all HEY! I'M BUSY THINKING OF NON CAT/BEAVER ALIENS! I CAN'T BE DREAMING UP CHAPTER TITLE TOO!@# *pea* ohhh i'm a parthenon test tube bitch and i'm all badassssss. i guess that's solace. oh and idris hasn't aged somehow. ;dunno; oh and he tastes delicious steamed! but not a crab!
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 15, 2022 10:57:31 GMT
didn't we kind of start one at some point? like hoard juice definitions and things?? well!@ it was important! :stuburn: nik eye nik wok! pretty sure rome! well done. but also, :dunno: ya get what ya get!!! :twak:
the universe is pretty horrible. tbh.
:twak: OW! *grumbles* stupid universe..
and by hope he doesn't i mean that i hope he does bigtime! i guess that's her defining characteristic at this point. some lady that towns ints and wears a scarf. :dunno: she sounds pretty ok to me. well sure. and those. they poot. are u jes thinking of the crab description? that's fair. alright author. i'll give it to ya. but ur on a short leash mister!@#!@ right. all tho at this point i've seen no evidence of this badassness. hopefully soon there will be something! well, sure. of course he does!@ look at him!@ i thought i read chapter 4 but couldn't think of anything in it and then i realized i HAVEN'T read it. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 15, 2022 15:05:35 GMT
well!@ it was important! :stuburn: *we don't even know if we have one* ok mak thik ik sek baek! we are so bae! those stupid mf cockbites should be happy i sent anyone at all!@!# ;stuburn; the universe. ;yes; ballrobe guy: iiiit is a tiiipp thaaattt arkirektsss r baaackkk *everyone evacuates poste haste* ballrobe: ;snicker; do we know she towns ints? or was that solace parthenon chick? ffs i already am lost. also it is a tip that chapter 4! (re: kris) ;dunno; not sure i will enjoy authoring as much as i'd thought now that i know there are leashings. i kinda thought we were gonna get some in chapter 4 after idris is almost slaveried, but nope it was kris! i did! idris is almost stoled by a horrible magma man or something!@# but is saved by his kris scarf lawyer! still no reasoning given for why he looks young but is surprisingly old. ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 16, 2022 3:11:46 GMT
*we don't even know if we have one* well... that doesn't impact its importance! :stuburn: yek yek!@!# yek yek! :hyper: i feel like i gotta side with teh universe on this one. but if there is one thing humans are, it's ungrateful cockbites!! i dun know how ballrobe guy could be ballrobe guy and not at least contemplate doing this! well, i thot the author said she was idris's girlfriend. so i assume they town if that's the case. that is like, one of the main girlfriend activities! if that isn't happening i'm not really sold that she is in fact a girlfriend. the hiver! that was the other. i dun know what they are exactly. maybe a machine? maybe part machine part something else? :dunno: a leashing doesn't sound great. at it sounds even worse when you call it a leashing!!! same. tho kris's plan was a good one. if they can get the hell of that planet post haste before magmaman figures out a dfferent way to steal what he now realizes is probably the best int in teh whole univeresen! yeah, was that a side effect of the intermediary making process but most of them have gone insane or died or got killed so he's the only old bastard left? :dunno: maybe we'll find out eventually. also this universen seems pretty ntg, tbh.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 16, 2022 17:51:46 GMT
well... that doesn't impact its importance! :stuburn: sweet! i guess. so then, does we have one? i really want to believe you actually figured out wad eye was typing up in gikkspeak up there. 65% of me thinks maybe you did! the other 35% of me thinks the 65% part is retarded! he's happy tho! amaze! humans: US!? *PEA* UR TEH ONE THAT SUX! ;stuburn; *they're yelling at the universe* universe: ;hugegiantrolleyes; also ;jerkit; maybe that's later in the book! ;hyper; i'm not 100% sure he actually said girlfriend. like, she's on the ship for him, as lawyer or protection or both or whatever. and however he described it could be construed as gf, but maybe net? i guess we'll find out eventually. it is a tip that now solace is aboard (spoiler alert!) and so there's gonna be some real female drama! (maybe, prolly not) IT IS ANOTHER CHPTA 5 TIP! he is a distributed AI intelligence spread over a robot roach swarm! ;hyper; now, a lashing, that's different! maybe. our int is best int! we don't want him to be intercepted! it would be an int int! ;snicker; agreed! i don't wanna be a serf on magma, or live on this horrible cold planet either! or be a scrap freighter person!@# i did enjoy part of their escape. Rollo intercoms all his children to high tail it for the ship. and the crabby says "scurrying in progress". ;hyper; amaze. Olli sure is interesting! *climbs her horrific mess of a body into a giant metal scorpion suit* ;dunno; and now they're going to a Hegemony planet! newly subscribed into the alien clam ruler cult! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM CULTS!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 18, 2022 11:53:26 GMT
sweet! i guess. so then, does we have one? i think it is somewhere either in the famous book file or in this forum. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i feel like we were close enough! like, i imagine i had the gist. and with gik speak that's all that really matters. also, i just glanced at it again. and i am 100% certain that i know exactly wad ur little gik gik speak was up there. it wasn't that hard because it was something that you would totally say bigtime up and down! a more apt amaze pronouncement there has never been! i can't believe my self made these asshats. i really hate evolution sometimes. still the universe.
it's nice to have something to look forward to. totally possible. i might have read between the lines there. don't recall now. also, this ship is filling up with idris gfs!! if no limb libbby wasn't so busy being inside scorpions and stuff he'd have towned her too!@#! we're not all too sure we like these ai chipas. but, i guess they're pretty useful if they aren't busy not being useful. :B at least that has an ending! i'm a crab. i kinda have to scurry, really.
this is one weird ass book. also, that means it's a weird book. :B
did olli do anything in that suit besides be in it? i feel like no.
rollo: could u all be careful when ur saving our asses! can we not have to be saved so much!@?? for christ sakes!!
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 18, 2022 15:40:40 GMT
i think it is somewhere either in the famous book file or in this forum. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well, its definitely not in THIS forum. it would has been old forearm or other ritings. :B *it doesn't matter* *it will never matter* *we keep talking about it* exactly! so you did know, which makes the 65% of me NOT retarded. but now he is much less happy. *apple* i guess 35% of me is applerubbing the other 65%. ;dunno; you know how trekkies will sometimes learn klingon and be super nerdy trekky people? i think we are learning a WAY better conglomeration of alien speach!@#$ I WASN'T EVEN TRYING!@#$ GAH!@#$ *pea* friggin snooked my own self@!$#$@##$@ he has a lot of time to town since he never sleeps!@#$ ;stuburn; *rubs his dong on olli's weird useless nubfingers* also they act like everyone else in unspace! so... they must be cool. occasionally even happy! the translation software is working perfectly then! imso spice! no. but she was ready to fight! everyone: ;no; i guess if ur gonna has teh int of all ints be ur int, then u are courting trouble! *apple* PART 2: HUEI-CAVOR Ch 6: Solace (then Idris) solace tries to give idris her parthenonian sales pitch but he won't even hear that thing, girl, gtfo. also idris dun even no y he doesn't age. it's his personal side effect from his int training/making. also he dun sleep. like literally never. other ints got other side effects, but it seems he's the only one with this particular set. ;dunno; so they get to this swoot new hegemony ruled planet and take the new gig to go find the Oumaru ship that is lost in the deep void ovur dare. we get some new deets about wad it is like in unspace and also the void. so there are "Throughways" in unspace that normal dumbfucks can pilot through that were put there by unknown other / before people. (i feel like a lot of sci fi bookos like to have mystic tech left behind by old super aliens) anyway, when they poop into unspace, everyone else, like, disappears! ur in ur own little space of un i guess! and people nett like it! well they don't like that and also the giant mysterious presence that stalks ur mind ovur dare. oh idris gets to teh oumaru and IT'S TOTALLY BEEN ARTIREKT! ;hyper;;;;
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 19, 2022 4:34:09 GMT
well, its definitely not in THIS forum. it would has been old forearm or other ritings. :B *it doesn't matter* *it will never matter* *we keep talking about it* i don't even remember what we're talking about anymore!! :hyper: that's a lot of self rubbing. i hope ur in private! that is what it is like! and we're totally better than those klingon dumbies. cuz klingon is stupid and amaze speaks for itself!! maybe try next time!@#!
maybe his universe parents yell that at him. :dunno:
while she's asleep in unspace? wait, that isn't possible cuz u can't see anyone when ur there. maybe he goes to where she would be and rubs his dong through the air where she would be and imagines those nubs all over his junk. man. idris is one weird fella!! i guess. is that logic? :suspicious: :dunno: lashings? umm. i don't think that's where you get those... i mean, i haven't had a lot of lashing experience, so maybe you're right! :dunno: DON'T MAKE ME SCORPION UR ASS!@#!@#! she probably yells that sometimes. that's true. like parking ur merc in the ghetto! yeah. he is surprisingly sane all things considered!! i like how he was like, i don't need to hear ur dumb pitch! obviously i don't want anything to do with ur dumb ol organization! BETRAYER OF TEH COLONIES! yeah. that's the title i want! :hugegiantrolleyes: *to self* man i can't wait to rub my junk all over her unspace sleeping person! convenient for travel but overall NTG i must say! did he say that it was like left behind by aliens? i dun remember that. :dunno: probably. the arkutukts probably. :B i just remembered i haven't actually finished this chapter so it is a tip that SPOILER!! :B that one's on me. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 20, 2022 1:48:42 GMT
i don't even remember what we're talking about anymore!! :hyper: well, dun worry! it's in a forum maybe! whatever it is or was! 35% of me is smart enough to know THAT! ;usehaid; ;pipe; yek yek! thank! now it makes sense! we got the red headed stepchild universe! smh. i wonder if she feels a disturbance when he's doing that! you know if she was awake in her unspace instead of in a sleeping tank. :B GAH UNSPACE SUCKS! I FEEL A MALEVOLENT TUBULAR PRESENCE!@#$ ;yuck;; *looks arounf* i guess everyone else is on board with it. *looks nervously at the swarm of roach robots* that actually does seem like her. ;dunno; spoken like a man with experience!@# nice to have ur unspace aboard!! ;drool; also, as far as int side effects go, seems he kinda made out pretty well!!@# aside from his unspace fetish. he did say that! not specifically teh arkirekts, but i suppose could be. i forget what he called them. [insert long lost super advanced aliens here] like whoever made the suit on sleepystars lady! oh ffs. ;weary;
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 20, 2022 10:03:33 GMT
well, dun worry! it's in a forum maybe! whatever it is or was! :whew: i sure hope that 35% remains in charge most of the time! :worried: amaze *our universe throws cereal at the wall* oh! so this is why everyone feels like they aren't quite alone in unspace and that there is something horrible there with them. reaching out to them. but they don't quite realize the thing is reaching out to them with its dong! once they realize THAT is when they go completely insane. :usehaid: do they even have dongs!?? isn't THAT the important question! :weary: yek yek! well, 35% of me knew not to do that. :B yes. also,
this is some of the best unspace there is!@ :hyper: idris i guess. oh, well, now i've actually read that part. :B "the vanished Originators" not a very original name if you ask me. er well, it is original, but only literally. eh.. right. luckily i didn't remember much of what you typed about so it didn't feel too spoilery really. so yeah. idris reached the oumaru with his mind, after doing all his dick stuff i suppose. and popped them out and as u said, it was flowered by teh tects. recently is the concern i believe. :B
on to chipita 7! more idris and then probably some more solace. :B
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