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Post by ditkanate on Sept 1, 2022 21:58:19 GMT
who isn't mattering ur percentages? maybe someone asks that. and we're like, us i guess. and then we stomp off and continue chanting HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!@# or some crap. JUSTICE FOR US AND OUR PERCENTAGENS!@#$#$@ STOMP STOMP!@#$ is it? i feel like those sbw's are having a pretty good time! i think the clams just enjoy strickening people! which i get! ew! not me! ;stuburn; ;yuck; GAH! Y COULDN'T TEH EVIL PRESENCE BE A FRIENDLY WORM1@#$@$#$#@ lab grown top choice elitest of teh elites!$#@$#@#@ ooh i likes it! they're gonna need another one now that they're busy flaying one! exactly! our vats would never poop out anything REMOTELY as disturbing as you!!! with all due respect. maybe! they didn't seem to do teh Oumaru ship much gude! but maybe they can sell them or something. ;cussing; more Aklu spice! SORRY! i mean The Unspeakable Aklu the Razor and teh Hook! so Havaer is having to talk to the poemclam and doesn't seem TOO plussed with all of the swarmpoems. so at one point he asks something and then "before the hiver could start their rigamarole again, he added..." ;hyper;; i chuckled dost so!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 4, 2022 3:56:50 GMT
JUSTICE FOR US AND OUR PERCENTAGENS!@#$#$@ STOMP STOMP!@#$ your chant makes more sense. other than this whole thing doesn't make any sense at all. :B i guess. the whole thing seems pretty gross to me. but maybe. if anyone can relate to these clams, it's us!@! well yeah. tho i would like to expand my strickening skills with vast and ye horrible poetry typing!@ i was gonna do it above but got overwhelmed at the difficulty. count urself lucky!! exactly, HUGE evil presence upgrade that would be! er well, tiny i guess. really. i guess. all they did before was ineffectively shoot at the architects. :B there was never anything to fight really. like i get the impression that shooting their ships did jack shit and then eventually the int kinda brain talked to them and they're :shrugged: and went away.
so what have these lady warriors ever done?
exactly. tho, i suppose they could put that one they are torturing back together since it has vast ye healing powers dost so. :dunno: if they did the vat scientist person or whoever would be fired BIGTIME!!@!@ well, i guess i figured whatever case they have it in to keep it from getting rooned also kept it from doing them any good. :B i feel like havaer is lucky to be alive teh way he talked to that there razorhook. pretty disrespectful. so yeah. they're off to the ol jericho or something. that lobster thing really does a good job making it more easily tortured since it's healing power keeps it alive even as it's basically disected!!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 4, 2022 18:25:44 GMT
your chant makes more sense. other than this whole thing doesn't make any sense at all. :B that sounds exactly like something a percentage bigot would say!@#$ we literally named our website horrible words. holy shit that was a close one! even tho in reality you'd never really come that close to typing up any kind of poetry. i mean i'll take years and years of unfathomable hoard juice. but if you successfully insert poetry into this mix, i cannot be held responsible for my actions. wait, how big would this worm be? ;pipe; well!! they has armor and ships and things! ;stuburn; and! sometimes they talk horrible french or latin or something! yeah that crossed my mind. they finish with the punishment and let it heal and bam! tothiat back in action SIR YES SIR!! *olli poops out of a partheni vat* vat scientist: uh oh *a arkirekt shows up* OH MAN WE IS SCREWED! IF ONLY WE HASED SOME MAGIC STICKS!@#$ *becomes a sculpture* it is handy for both hasing hard to kill soldier type people AND punishing them real gude without accidentally killing them!!@# win win! Part 4: Jericho Ch 16: Kris didn't seem like kris hased much to do with this particular chapter, but whatevs. they gets to jericho! seems pretty ntg of a place really. reminded me of that planet in the Bob books where everything tried to kill the colonists all teh time. but Solace called in a vat favor and they get to go down to teh surface and see if they have magic sticks or just sticks. also there's another idris nabber attempter with them on the elevator.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 5, 2022 11:14:55 GMT
that sounds exactly like something a percentage bigot would say!@#$ can i be a bigot against myself?! if anyone can... we sure did. crazy that never took off. close but not close. OH FINE BROTHER OF THINE! THIS TIS BE TEH BAEST I COULD MUSTER UPON THINE EYE AND FACE the closest to poetry upon thee. dost so. well... it is the evil presence AND a worm so... is that worse than the poetry? i don't think so. at least the frechlatin is short.
i gotta do better! :B
future beecrabman
*quickly throws her down a trash shoot or something and then some rats eat more of her limbs away and then some horrible alien picks her up and raises her to be scorpio teh partheni hater* :dunno: well. no one thought to take them out of the box. they figured it was fine with them in there. if they wasn't all dead, they'd no better for next time. probably. yeah. i mean. literally no downside. ugliness maybe. but that's a stretch. good summary. tbh. that's ALL idris needs is to get nabbed again. WE'RE DEALING WITH A LOT OF SHIT HERE PEOPLE!@ :screamears: *has sticks*
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 6, 2022 20:42:24 GMT
can i be a bigot against myself?! if anyone can... i guess now our 30%s are out picketing and marching about our 60's. smh. really don't know what else we could have done or tried!! thine finest efforts soundentine liketh teh finest of poetry upon thine ears and good self face! dost so. so big then cete compris! or whatever. exactly! now the unspeakaclam has an even more super motivated and boosted morale beecrabman! no downsides at all! oohh so she wasn't THIS nubbly and gross when she was first unvatted, but the damn rats! *pea* there's only one thing she hates more than rats! probably not. THE STICKS ARE FAKES, YOU SAW WAD HAPPENED LAST TIME DON'T EVEN BOTHER *bzzzzzthtththh* *sculptured* i dunno. people like lobsters well enough. ;dunno; also there's a nab attempt bigtime in chpta 17! but no dice. kris gets stabby and threateny or something and the guy leaves. cuz they is scar mates or something? i don't fuckin know. so i guess the local life is pretty greta! like gooey gummy bears with teeth that just kind of morph into different stef shapes!@#$ ;hyper; *wanders into camp* OH HELO EYE WUZ WONDR IF U WUD MINED HOPPING INTO MY SELF TENTACLE TEEF MOUF!@ THX!@# *looks arounf expectantly* *idris mind melds with it or something* *its on a originator wavelength* ;dunno; :B
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 7, 2022 13:56:58 GMT
i guess now our 30%s are out picketing and marching about our 60's. smh. i would have thought it was the other way around. seemed like the picketing was more 60%'s thing. our 30% is really disappointing me here. we did all we could. just one of those inexplicable things. i like the dost so. dost so. unless ur a sbw. then it's evilly tiny! very aggravating. nailed it. ur frenchlating is impeccable!@#! i guess i see why he did the amazing take apart torture. makes sense. i don't see this sweet knowledge coming in to handy for us any time soon. but cool. garbage shoots? dammit! who verrified these sticks!@#!@ ... (do the arkutuks bzzth? :dunno: ) ffffffwwwwooooooommp! *sculptured* not for their looks. i dun think. they like em to be red before being eated. but i dun think people don't think they're ugly. but who knows. yeah. i was like, wait. is that they guy she fought? what are the chances of that? or just another guy from teh same place? :dunno: *pludge* yeah. :hyper: these wildlifes seem pretty great!! it's like some intelligence, maybe left over originator stuff, is making all the wild life smart. but they're still just shitty plants and fungus and stuff so they're not THAT smart. :B
wondering how big this dig site is. i guess we'll see.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 7, 2022 21:42:10 GMT
i would have thought it was the other way around. seemed like the picketing was more 60%'s thing. our 30% is really disappointing me here. see i think our 60s are happy go lucky don't give a fuck about 30s or picketing or anything like that. dum dee doo dah y is 30 so dum and serious? ;yuck; avast ye me too chap. i'm putting *buy a lobster* on my to do list. ;pipe; ;facepalm; maybe being sculptured sounds like lemongrab. SCUUUUULLLLLLPTUUUURREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!@#@$@#$@$# we really need a better stick verifier smh. ;drool; ;dunno; ;pludge; they just bumblebobble arounf and eat stef. :B ;hyper; i hasn't readed it yet. maybe tonight! ;pray; EDIT - OKNOWIREADIT ch: 18: Idris "Trine's face waggled it's eyebrows alarmingly, wide eyed, and Idris decided he could have done without that." ;hyper;;; The site is alive! Sort of maybe. Hey, so have you mapped all the other sites? What am I saying of course you have I'm such an idiot int smh 😔 i guess olli is gonna come try to pick them up and rescue but they is on teh run so ;dunno;
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 10, 2022 4:15:03 GMT
see i think our 60s are happy go lucky don't give a fuck about 30s or picketing or anything like that. dum dee doo dah y is 30 so dum and serious? ;yuck; well yes. but 30 should be smart enough to know that picketing this would be stupid. we got ourselves a catch22 where the result is that we're 100% stupid! :B cuz we're both bae. i suppose it has to be alive. extra annoying difficulty. :hyper: tubes?! that sounds inline with how horrible these rkureks is. but, i kinda thought of them as silent sculptors. :dunno: well, and turn into stef too. genius really. me too!! :highfive: highlighted that passage as well. i feel like they could do without a LOT of this!! solace: SET UP A PERIMETER STAT!@!# all teh scientists and stuff: eehh. *looks arounf* is this a permimitur?
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 10, 2022 15:08:01 GMT
well yes. but 30 should be smart enough to know that picketing this would be stupid. we got ourselves a catch22 where the result is that we're 100% stupid! :B annnd you know what THAT means!!! WE FOUND OUR LOST 10%!!! *cheer* dost so. *adds note to my to do list* "steal from red lobster?" does red lobster have live ones in a tank? or is that something dumb and old i'm remembering from tv or some dumb crap. ;pipe; this is getting hairy. she might hate tubes. she probably resents tubes cuz tubes dun like her gross stubblyness!!@# like ur just flying along in teh space and suddenly u finds urself midst of sculpture? *pea* much more resilient than dumb old life on earth that's for sure! image a whole book of pointing out things the characters could be doing without!@#$ ;hyper; i guess solace should has brought more of her tube grown army peeps along if she was going to be setting up perimiturs n shit! or done some training! *it's totally not a perimiter* ch:19 i've only read the idris part so far. so basically they run away while solace shoots people until running low on ammo. then they run and squelch through the tentacley jungle until they get to a big thing teh orginators made! it called idris to signal stef! so he signals some jelly monster to eat up the dudes chasing them and then signals horrible olli to bring teh ship. all in all pretty greta really.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 11, 2022 14:23:19 GMT
annnd you know what THAT means!!! WE FOUND OUR LOST 10%!!! *cheer* 🎵 he was lost but now heee'ssss foouuuunnddd!!! :hug: AAA red lobster DOES have live lobsters in tanks! at least, they did the last time i was at one. which was probably close to 10 years ago. :B i'm struggling to find anything she doesn't hate! tbh. exactly right sir. you might see their giant crystal ship thingy for a few seconds. ooo. that's nice. *sculpture* damn it!! more listening to suggestions to eat foes too. really. didn't we read that book? the watching thing happen book was almost that. well! our artifact looging at doesn't require perimeters!@# :stuburn: go warrior those assholes away from us! stat! i read teh whole thing and all that stuff happened. which was great. and then kris was like, eh, olli, could you be less of an asshole, and also you need to fly cuz i don't know wtf just happened to idris but he loogs dazyed and confused. but then the bad guys had their ship and craby. which olli is not supposed to call him dat. but then the sheriff came and kicked those bad guys right the fuck out but then now he wants a word with our tired out heroes and they are not so sure that will end well for them but also they dun has much choice in teh matter so.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 13, 2022 17:53:29 GMT
🎵 he was lost but now heee'ssss foouuuunnddd!!! :hug: ;pst; where was he? ;dunno; hanging out with stupid i guess! sweet! *deletes the question mark on my to do list* this is an excellent point godo brother! i think she isn't a fan of being alive which means she hates that she WASN'T a rejected toob baby! cuz it would have spared her all this annoying life crap!@#$ *pea* hey... what's that giant thing? a moon? death star? *sculpture* fuck, it was a arkirekt! smh tbh! ntg! yeah its too bad i can't give some wildlife a nice mind tip to chomp on some people! ;hyper; *i make a raccoon come bite my neighbor* we decided we could have done without that! EVERYTHING REQUIRES PERIMETERS!@$#$#@#@$ ;snooked; solace, probably. i has reads it alls now too :B WELP EYE GEZ WE GOEZ AND TALKS TO HAVAER NOW! can't be getting on mordant howz' bad side! i guess. our heroes.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 14, 2022 11:24:15 GMT
;pst; where was he? ;dunno; hanging out with stupid i guess! is that his brother?
i guess could be any family member really. :B
:vernoog: this would be completely true except she actually loves hating everything. it's the only thing she lives for!~ ffs! why couldn't that have been the emporer in his sweet death star!@? that sounds pretty great to me!~@ man earth animals suck! *gets attacked by a squirrel* NO! MY NEIGHBAASHSAHAHASDFHGLKSDJFLSK!@!# :hyper: yes!! we kinda felt like this place had its own built in. tbh.
the scientists i guess.
the people we are watching things happening to them as they really just try to run a salvage company. ch. 20 havaer
so this might surprise you. well, not now that you've read it. but this chapter was them talking to havaer. :B
DAMMIT!@ THIS IS BIG!@#
i feel like, at this point, it should be pretty obvious to havvy that these idiots just accidentally salvaged an akuteckted ship! that's it. and that was not good for them. cuz everyone was all, wTF?! teh arkutuks r bud and we dun like them and quite frankly, we don't like you either!@#!
i don't know. he's figuring it out i think, but slowly.
oh yeah. and idris kind of yells crap at havvy. I STOPPED THE WAR!@# I'M A GOD DAMN HERO!@ FUCKING PIG!@#
oh right. and then the supreme clam the clap and the thunder or whatever his name is. and so havvy let them pop away to unspace to get away. and we're off to lord knows where now!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 14, 2022 18:48:34 GMT
is that his brother? i guess could be any family member really. :B i guess you could call our various percentages brothers. gah!@# she is too complex for me@#$ exactly! we could be exploded into fireworks sparks instead of a horrible sculpture!@#$ not sure how i miscommunicated so badly!@#$ instead of "neighbor" i used the squirrel mindword for MY EYES@!@%$$@#$#@ it's like they don't even know what a perimeter is or for. smh! yeah this is the worst junkyard job evar! i thought we were just picking up assorted space junk! not getting attacked and killed by crabman and in trouble with the secret mordant police!@$#@$# yeah i read the first few havaer interrogations last night and then falled asleep. yeah, they aren't exactly super sweet universe spies!@$#@$# i think this is where i stopped. so i'll comment more. LATER. FINISHED@%$#@#%%#$ supreme clam the clap and thunder is WAY better than his real name!@#$ ;hyper; seems like idris didn't enjoy being in teh arkirekt mind too much! back in the ole war days. so havaer didn't uncover teh actual secret, which is that our ragtag crew has teh MAGIC ORIGINATOR STICKS!@$##@$ WHOOO!@#$ assuming they're real. i dun think Trineroachswarm has officially loogd ad them yet... readed ch 21! idris: boy that supreme clapping clam has a good pilot! he chases idris thru teh unspace until he is basically lost and unable to get owt ovur dare. until he does right as the presence touches his shoulder!@# idris thinks, no, KNOWS, teh presence is real. a real something anyway. ;dunno; AND NOW HE'S PASSED OWT! HE NEVAR PASSES OWT!@# kris: i guess Kitcrab woke everyone in unspace and kris thought that was pretty ntg. but now they is somewhere near Berlenhof. oh and Trineroachswarm has part of his roach self looking into teh trinkets and a piece of teh oumaru ship. at least, he was before all this unspace stef happened. AND END OF SECTION! BOOM! SECTION 5: BERLENHOF ch22: Idris ok so some flashback memory times from teh arkirekt war where idris got into the rektmind (its ALL mind baby!) and figured out teh part that everyone sees isn't teh whole thing cuz part of it is still in teh unspace ovur dare! turns out that is how he gotted them out of their unspace predicament cuz now there is a "landmark" in unspace from where the arkirekt died in teh war ovur dare. Interesting.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 19, 2022 6:46:02 GMT
i guess you could call our various percentages brothers. i suppose 5% is a sister. :dunno: *spits on solace* see, now that i get! u
right. the planet is a sculpture, but what am I!?? just dumb ol dead i guess!@ ridiculous! i have SOME idea of what might have happened. :B eh. well. yeah. in there mind everything has a perimeter. the edge of an area is its perimeter. that's science and like, word definitions and stuff. :B rollo fucked us!@#!@#!#@ they should be saying THAT!
then i just blew you off bigtime! that sounds gross. but i did it! like we mentioned above. they aren't spies at all but junkmen really. with a crazy old pilot and his lawyer. i guess it isn't hard to come up with better names than his dumb real name! well, how could he? who could guess such a thing. but he's like, way off. his random theories about crap have not been anywhere near maybe they found something good in their scavenging. :B he sure does! kris is a little concerned upon seeing idris passed out! there was a moment when they're like, WELL FUCK! WE'RE FUCKED!@ we'll float in space till we go crazy and then die1@#
*looks at navigation* *actually we're right here at ol berlenhoffy* so, eh. we're fine really. idris might be fucked, but that doesn't mean we all are, necessarily. me net rud mur suction!! :B
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 19, 2022 19:52:55 GMT
i suppose 5% is a sister. :dunno: the dumbest, towningest percent we has!!@# with all due respect. i get that so much i probably shouldn't get it that much! can parts of the people not get twisted up into the sculpture at all? COME ON MAN!@#$ well. sure. but i think science word perimeter and solace's war / "we are being attacked" perimeter definitions aren't quite the same. YEAH HE DID! SEE RIGHT!@#$$#@#@$ it may be gross but it's wad happened! careful or razor hookboy will flay you! :B i guess that's havaer. ah! berlenhoffy! *has a brat and kraut and stef* bae
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 20, 2022 0:39:47 GMT
the dumbest, towningest percent we has!!@# with all due respect. that IS ALL their due respect. i think. *chink chink chink* :pst: i've been waiting for that that! interesting. they haven't really said one way or the other. so i guess this could be happening. OH MAN! I'M HALF SCULPTURE! BAE! ACK!! i think you might be on to something here bro. :B oh! i'm seeing clearly for the first time in a long time!@ gimme those damn sticks!@ it's so easy! it shouldn't be that easy!@! it's like you walk arounf poised for it! easy there hookboy! i dun has a lobster!@#! i guess we're about to read just how :B he is. yeah. i'm pretty sure that is correct. it's the most sausage and cheese place left in all of humanity!! :hyper; :vernoog; but i did read teh first berlenhoffy section it makes sense that the arkereks are partly in unspace. they just poop in and out of it at will. i've been thinking that they are mostly unspace things and just pop on in to our space to fuck us up a bit cuz they dun like us bopping about in their space. :dunno:
but yeah. it's just happenstance that they ended up back and berlenhoff cuz of teh war but that seems about the last place to be to avoid the secret police! berelenhoffy's most notable feature besides sausage and cheese is secret police headquarters!@#! :screamears:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 20, 2022 17:29:50 GMT
that IS ALL their due respect. i think. *chink chink chink* exactly! if they disagree they are more than welcome to attempt to prove otherwise! but i doubt they have it in them. a long time! and now it is here, and everything i was hoping it could be! maybe a arkirekt could unsculpture the buttface! i forget her name. :B :B they should really cruze arounf teh universe waving their magic sticks!! carefree lovin life! wait, doesn't everyone? well, that was a disappointing flay. i guess that's clap and thunder after you die right away. except he says it more poemy. if all the sausage and cheese places are gone, then humanity is no more! at least in my book. ;hyper; HAY! GET OWT OV HEAR! STAY IN OUR ART MUSEUMS!@# *sculpures some things* apparently they call real space art museum. :B opps lol! i guess. 23: havaer Eye gez havaers bowz net lik him letting vulture crew get away. :B Solace: betrays them, sort of, but it doesn't matter cuz thunderclams hench crabman is back baby!!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 22, 2022 13:18:02 GMT
exactly! if they disagree they are more than welcome to attempt to prove otherwise! but i doubt they have it in them. unless the proof is a huge schlong!@# i'm so glad. totally forgotten now what the hell you're happy about finally coming about. but i'm sure it's good. if here then good. a forum equation to swear by! the who? well, as per usual in this book. they have not had a lot of we get to choose wad to do times lately!! eh, well yeah. i guess so! i guess i need to be more careful! i didn't realize how much poise was arounf!@# kind of disconcerting, tbh. yes, a lot more poemy. but the jist will be his vast and ye disappointment in me and my quick dying. that IS the defining characteristic of humanity. their ability to make, procure, and eat sausage and cheese!@#! if you don't have that you might as well be dogs or dumb ol lobsters!@# i guess that makes sense. couldn't they just charge us an entry fee or something! jeez! no his weird dying tube ladyboss there does not seem to care for havaer. tho i doubt she cares for much, tbh. these junkers cannot catch a break! there gonna be lucky if they are ALL lobstered up so they be flayed bigtime!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 22, 2022 21:23:11 GMT
unless the proof is a huge schlong!@# i got ur proof right here! oooh i need that! i guess that's our 5% sisters talking to... proofschlong guy. ;dunno; ;dunno; i'll take it! olli! she seems half scluptured to me. strange considering they are space pirates!@#$$@# *tiptoes arounf very quietly* maybe he gets mad cuz someone was supposed to lobster you up before the flaying began. exactly! what are we, space lobsters? no sausage and chz... smh tbh! oh man, charge a fee to the museum occupants! brilliant! not sure we have anything the arkirekts want tho... other than our clay selves and ships and planets and things. ;dunno; you made a judgment call? WELL!@#$ UR JUDGMENT STINKS!@$#@#@$@#$ dying tube bosslady whoo! i wonder, if you hit the lobsterman with a nuke... would THAT kill him?
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 24, 2022 3:13:17 GMT
i got ur proof right here! oooh i need that! i guess that's our 5% sisters talking to... proofschlong guy. ;dunno; that sounds like her! ur god damn right you will!@#!# wow. worst sculpture evar!!! no offense stumpy. they're more like space hobos! :yes: that's the smartest thing i've evar done!!@ come on people! this is flaying 101!#@@ only poemy of course. i bet the space lobsters in the book don't give a shit about sausage and cheese either! i guess i'm saying our analogy is spot on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i guess we pay in crystals? they seem to like that and we has lots. havaer: *grumbles* *mumbles* u have stinky judgement.. i suppose not.
so i read next one. they talked to thunder clap and trine had teh sticks in him. they're just trying to finagle not being tortured and killed. for the most part. oh and almost forgot, somebody showed up at the end and the answer is sisters!@
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