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Post by ditkanate on Sept 26, 2022 19:00:04 GMT
it sure does. maybe add some ;drool; and stuff. well, i didn't say it was a good sculpture, or a complete sculpture even. just kind of started sculpting and then quit. anyway, at this point i find myself picturing olli as a blob with stumps! *tosts her into a walker* i wonder if they carry sticks with handkerchiefs full of stef attached to them! or whatever the space equivalent of that would be. more people should probably tiptoe as just their default method of walking imo! can't be too careful!@#$ [poemy]WTF AM I PAYING YOU RETARDS FOR ANYWAY!@# [/poemy] i bet they like it when their host person consumes sausage and chez tho!@# om nom nom. ehhh. maybe. seems like the ARE crystals more than they just like them! it's like us going to a museum and paying our way in with a finger or ear or something!@#$$#@ I HEARD THAT!@#$ AND THAT WAS MORE PROOF OF UR HORRIBLE JUDGEMENT@$#$@#@#$ *KAPOOWWW* i dunno, i guess she kapowed him with a written warning or something. also! another answer is thunderclam has a crush on olli! and also the sticks are real but teh oumaru was a fake sculpturing!@$#$#@ read teh next!@# ch25! and the lobster killing answer is POISON!@#$@#$ not a nuke. also not elbowing them really hard!@# ;snicker; *mesmon pukes* *he looks at all of teh parts that he normally likes to keep on his insides ovur dare*  so anyway, they're all headed back to parthenonville i guess. idris is still uncoscious, everyone else is hurt and ntg. |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 27, 2022 10:00:31 GMT
it sure does. maybe add some ;drool; and stuff. ffs! she's drooling all the time!@ why does our tiny percentage of ladyness also have to be retarded!?? er, or all of them? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hey there shitty unfinished sculpture! *wave* *waves some crappy scorpion claw thing back*
i imagine so. i imagine the stick is made of space metal. but otherwise about the same. yes!@ a bit too much brazen walking arounf in my opinion!@ thine magnificence payeth for teh waerst scum en teh universen!
i guess that is my peom attemp.
maybe they do! i'm having trouble getting into the mind of the lobster! that sounds like reasonable payment system to me! :stuburn: in this instant, that kapow really drove her point home. about his lack of judgement goodness having or whatever. it was like he begged to be kapowed by this tubelady. oh right. that really became clear in teh next chipitah! *waves at olli* see! when my couch gets all shot up i use a stupid walker just like you only i'm less nubbly and gross than you sort of. well, take care then. bye bye. yeah. a lot of fighting and olli and stuff. it was weird being in mesmon's little ship apartment. i think he has some weird lobster/human/alien sex in there! anyway, i guess we'll see wad happens next! |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 27, 2022 21:24:09 GMT
ffs! she's drooling all the time!@ why does our tiny percentage of ladyness also have to be retarded!?? er, or all of them? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i gotta say, i'm a bit surprised at your amount of surprise here!!@#$ *also scowls and yells at you and tells you to fuck off* ah, right. space stick. that makes sense. *hops on a passing spacetrain* WELL!@#$ I NEVER!@#$ i guess that's you seeing people walk. oof. teh thunderclam of hooks and things is not impressed!@#$ that's ok! the lobster gets into mind of YOU!@# he's like a russian basically. you really have to decide how much you want to go to a dumb place like a museum!@#$ PASS@#!#$$#@$#@ we swoot walker frame people gotta stick together. i guess.  kinda wish we had a lot more mesmon action and less of all the dumb other people!@#$$#@ |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 28, 2022 11:00:31 GMT
i wouldn't say surprised as much as upset. oh! that's olli! chip off the ol block that one! *walks away happy as a magnificent clam* they basically almost got on the spacetrain when they lost their ship!@#! how can these people live like this/!!?? walkin around. dicks just... inches from their mouths!@# for all practical purposes! [poem]UR ALL GONNA GET HOOKED!@# [/poem] wait, that's what russians do?!@#!@# god damn it!@# i gotta be careful around EVERYBODY!@#@!# and the lobsters!@# i want to see a statue as much as the next guy, really. but a whole ear?! i just can't pull of the one-eared look. some guys can, but i can't. apparently. i imagine he was put off a bit by her lack of poem talk. but boy he really liked her wheelchair. :dunno: yeah. he was pretty great. AND lobstery.  so next!! on the partheni ship! and idris wakes up and it's just like last time he woked up! he thinks he might be in love with ol solace. er, something close to that. and there in some dome hearing and now one bothered to tell idris that the archireks aren't back. but then he's all, that's bullshit! i knows that theys back! i was in teh unspace and i sensed 'em bigtime! i imagine people aren't going to take that as legit. can we get ash to get in here and weigh in on this!? isn't he the official warner guy? |
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 28, 2022 21:50:43 GMT
i wouldn't say surprised as much as upset. GAH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE 5% I'M STUCK WITH WTF@#$$#@%%#@$#   i guess that's u also if u stuck her in a clamshell that's about the right body shape i think? ;dunno; *sticks out spacethumb* so many practical purposes really!  clam of spicy thunder liked that one! not sure but if yakov is right about anything then yes! that's wad they do! *tiptoes arounf* now, if this was one of those sweet sbcw museums then MAYBE. but statues and dinos and stuff? nah. plus i have to pay for my Franks pizza later and that's gonna be at least a lobe or two! maybe he hears her swearing and yelling as poetry? maybe one of these people will get lobstered up real good soon. yeah and the original int wanted to chat with idris about old ashy! cuz they is all buds! or something. I HEAR U GOTS A ASHY MESSAGE FOR ME!@#$$@# |
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 29, 2022 12:55:19 GMT
yes!@ she's like, worse than our sister! well, almost!@# yeah, i picture her as an oyster with a few extra nubblies. *gets a space hitchhike ride and then spacemolested* i can't think of them, but that doesn't mean there aren't many. it's hard to know what will tickle the clams fancy. :shh: i think that's a russian! and he's right next to one of those dick poised people! man, i feel like i better find a lobe source STAT!@! WTF is wrong with you you clammy son of a bitch!@#!@#?? [poem]OH! the sweet croons!![/poem]
doesn't seem like it, but maybe. yeah. but interrupted by dumb stuff. next chapter!! more crap about how idris and crew dealt with the arkithingies earlier and then they're back and it escalates rather quickly again.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 1, 2022 1:11:03 GMT
yes!@ she's like, worse than our sister! well, almost!@# for some reason that doesn't really make any sense, i was thinking it WAS our sister. ;dunno; but walks arounf in a scorpion frame instead of a shell and an a-grav chair thing. maybe murdered! with a spaceaxe!!@# ;hyper;; and by dick poised people, i assume you mean.... PEOPLE!@#$ ;hyper; exactly! gotta ration them until we find one!@#$ oh man. so sweet and croony and pomey! i'm partway through this. i guess teh arkies is back at .... here i'll just post my actual phone notes: Javy believes idris and has bad feelings. And a architect appears over far lux i assume things don't go well at this point... finished! ok so we get some back story on how idris and the ints "got rid" of the akritects 50 years ago. interesting that they come back to where they first got shooed away. Oh fuck they're coming to Berlenhof too 😬 maybe they just wanna talk! |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 3, 2022 9:28:46 GMT
for some reason that doesn't really make any sense, i was thinking it WAS our sister. ;dunno; i mean, they are like twins, so your confusion isn't that strange. olli was probably going to go that route but then the clams fucking ruined it for everybody. like the hitler mustache! well, yeah with a spaceaxe!! it's sad for teh spacer. but a great story. :yes: well. dick having people. men and people with dicks who don't call themselves men too. they're ALL poised!@ the sons of bitches! *tiptoe*  still nothing this guy is really blinded by crippleness in carry cases! well, i wouldn't say they go great. per se. well, they are not too good at talking then!
the answer is next chapter. whatever number we're too. and the answer is idris and crew tried to talk to arky, but he was pretty distracted by teh artifacts. and for some reason, they did not save them at this point! but instead ushered in some sort of arky special ops army!!
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 3, 2022 18:50:31 GMT
i mean, they are like twins, so your confusion isn't that strange. ;whew; oh man! MY FAVORITE MUSTACHE STYLE TOO!@#$$#@ *pea* meh. from the sounds of it spacers die all sorts of crazy ways! what's a little spaceax really. if dickhaving then poised! another fine life equation we have solved her on our fine forearm. FUCK! WELL FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKASS HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR THESE PIZZAS!@$##@$ maybe this weekend i'll go looking for an earlobe mine or something. :B actually we dun no how things went at far lux, cuz stef happened at berlenhoffy too. at least we dun no as of the end of where i read to! no, no they are not. that's usually the answer!@# and the answer is 28!! earlier in teh chapter Trine is all, OOHHHH our survival is in the bag! WE HAS TEH MAGIC STIX THEY CAN'T DO NOTHING!#$ Hmm why am I skeptical. i was less optomistic than the bag of bugs!@#$ though what ended up happening was not what i was thinking might happen!@# i didn't see arky making little army shard crystals to come take the magic sticks!$@##@$ but it makes sense i guess. they gotta figger these things owt! ;usehaid; ok so i started Ch29: Idris last night. Read to the first * break. basically idris begging to get sent back out to meat teh arkirekt again. thinks he can save everyone if they just gives him another chance!@#$ personally, i'm not convinced that's true. and neither are the Hugh peeps as they are not going to let him. he has to be teh new Saint Int! can't have him go getting hisself kilt. |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 5, 2022 11:05:08 GMT
ur relieved that 5% of us is basically our sister. exactly. and in a clam on a couch was every cripples favorite style til the stupid clamos showed up! *pea indeed* the spaceax is boring compared to a crazy stumpy lady in a scorpion suit! or getting tortured to death by a giant clam with ooky eye stalks. they can't help it i suppose. and neither can we. we really should be published somewhere. maybe the darkweb. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that is RIGHT where ur fucked. yes sir.
any luck? yeah, i guess i dun remember now. :B if they said anything or not about how that one turned out. i had to go look it up. self! who is not good at talking?! OH! the arkutuks! no. not really. they ain't the arkitalks! amiright! the arkies do? i guess maybe they are confused by 'em. or maybe they just like to has them. we don't really know the motivation of any arky actions at this point. they sure like art tho. pretty sure i read all of it. the chapter. so yeah. i liked in the very beginning, "... as doom was in fact impending maybe that hadn't been a symptom." :B
idris is not in the shape to do anything about his wants other than voice them. tho, i guess that is pretty much always true. but maybe xtra true now.
anyway. so after that part you read there is more and the answer is mordent house guy haevy, comes and takes him to the vulture god and so then his whole crew have to head to the fire and they go jimity jumping to try to avoid getting rekt and it works sort of mostly. and idris finally gets to talk to the arky. and he realizes something is driving the archituks. but that's it. and they bugger off.
also, i think this book is almost over. so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 5, 2022 17:57:06 GMT
ur relieved that 5% of us is basically our sister. of course! also relieved that my confusion isn't strange. OHHHHH I'M TEH HORIBL CLAM OF RAZORS AND RUINING COUCHES OHHHH!@##@$ exactly! spacers feel sorry for the spacers who die by space ax! not because of the horrific pain or anything, but just how damn ordinary it is!@#$ at LEAST tell me the guy wielding the ax was a thunderclam or SOMETHING!#@$$#@ could we be the darkweb version of poemy wise thunderclams? ;pipe; getting fucked in the fuckass? always! finding a lobemine? IT'S NOT THE WEEKEND YET FUCKFACE!#$@#$#$@ maybe idris can poop on over there and plead lux's case real quick too please oh please dearest fine sir crystal entinestine upon thine wisdom dost so pleaseth not to be sculpturing us all. please. thxkbye brother! they are NOT arkitalks! no sir! tho idris is starting to get their language down so maybe that will change!@#$ ;dunno; well, i am guessing at motivations. i'd think them coming to steal the trinkets would either be so they can't be used to save another planet, or to figure out how teh oldentines stef keeps them at bay? i dunno. we'll see. maybe. i guess i don't know that we'll see. all voice, barely walky. i guess that's idris. :B HELO ARKY PLEZ NET REKT US Y U HATE? we dun hayte  OK WEL PLZ B TO NETT SKULPTUR OWR PLANET THXPLZKBY bye i figured they'd take more convincing!! ;dunno; |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 6, 2022 12:59:14 GMT
of course! also relieved that my confusion isn't strange. this is just one more aspect to our fine fine horribility. nothing to worry about really. nice to know all is right with our horrible little world. fixed well, of course he was! those are teh sapceaxe weilder spacers. as long as those poems suck! then yes! oh. well ffs. i don't know what the hell day and time ur living in over there!@# keep me posted. maybe. pretty accurate convo recreation. but i dun think that's happening. also the book is over. ok bye. we get even MORE insight into his little chat in the last chapter. nothing cleared up so far on why they wanted the artifacts. they seem a little confused themselves actually. yeah. his walky is getting pretty far and inbetween ovur hear. yeah. that seems about right.
so in next last chapter 30 idris talks quite a bit about the ol architect convo. and that they have some master driving them and they dun has a choice. so they scooted off, but only cuz idris confused them a bit but they were like. well, sorry humans but we is gonna has to keep doing this! sorry! take care then! see u soon!
he had quite a little theory (spoiler, i finished teh book) about what happened when he was dead for 10 minutes. and they were all, well, you don't know! maybe u was just daid!@ :stuburn: and idris is like. ok. sure. but i'm like, i'm pretty sure he knows!
so i guess the next booko is out! and also the final of the children of time trilogy is out in like a month. but we should probably adrian pace ourselves. i dunno. |
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 7, 2022 17:53:00 GMT
this is just one more aspect to our fine fine horribility. nothing to worry about really. nice to know all is right with our horrible little world. a fine aspect oh sweet heavenly wordplay! murdering people from their couches from times before the times we are hasing until now it is difficult to keep track!@#$ well they didn't murder everyone into sculptures yet! they went away to think aboot it for a minute. til they get bullied back i guess. ;ballhands; i guess that's teh rekkys now! yeah he seemed VERY not walky! heck he's like 99% dead!##$#$ oh man these akirekt crystal guys are like teh rock person in thor and stuff! yeah it was like teh rekktys took his actual consciousness into their selfs to chat! or something! very strange. |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 8, 2022 2:27:03 GMT
a fine aspect not the finest. i don't think. er, i hope not. it's like croons only clammy poetry. in a murdering spacetime a long time ago space people had horrible space deaths of all kinds via spacethings. yes! i barely know what time I'M in! like i'd swear when i typed that up you had just had ur weekend. :B right, but that was ol hoffy. we was talking aboor furlux ovur dare. did furlux get sculpturized? i really dun know. i feel like everyone is pretty casual about it if it was. course, they had other things to worry about other than an already rect planet that probably sucked anyway. yes. a ballhands recting everything as they fly arounf in a circle! i kinda liked the end where he was just tired and like, look hugh, i'm not doing that. i'm almost dead so you can't make me. like you could take him, but torture would just kill him. like i dun think they would have anyway of compelling him to do wad they wantses. and he was feeling pretty confident since he saved teh day. hey hey! take it easy man. i'm made of crystals as you can see. the only thing that makes sense here is that nothing makes sense. right. what i was wondering was it a copy that they kept and they can just chat with their copy now as much as they want. :dunno: |
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 11, 2022 13:47:37 GMT
not the finest. i don't think. er, i hope not. i guess we can hope! or look for other aspects. surely there are better. *looks around blankly* :-\ may your shell shine bright and avast yee upon thine kelpentine dost so isn't that a direct quote of one of the star wars movies scrolling opening words things? BROTHER I'M IN TUESDAY!@#$ HALP!@#$#$@ i got the impression that it is currently unsculptured, awaiting future sculpturing times along with hoffy and everywhere else that is nonclam supervised. those ballhands are SHARP!@##$ yeah like what they dangle him in front of the new int class? LOOK WAD U COULD BECOME IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENUFF NOT TO DIE!@#$#$ ;HYPER; hey mate look! we've had a bit of a rough go, ok? hmm. seems like quite a leap! but maybe! i guess they has their own internal ai type version of idris now! *it just says "please" a lot and stuff* almost forgot to add my final two cents from teh last chapter, which would have been a real tragedy! 30: Kris I guess Idris is a roach brother now! 😕 Idris says it nett ovur cuz they has to come back. Cuz ehh you know. Whatever he felt from them that's their driving motivator thing. Arkirekt bowz? |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 13, 2022 11:05:42 GMT
i guess we can hope! or look for other aspects. surely there are better. *looks around blankly* :-\ is THIS a good aspect? (brian regan good actiminy voice) may your shell shine bright and avast yee upon thine kelpentine dost sooh that's good. very clammy good brother. very clammy indeed. i guess so. i didn't mean to pagerize. :B tuesday!@#! jesus christ! it's almost friday over here! see wad i mean! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ are those even balls?!@ :eyetwitchface: wait, he's not dead? :confused:
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maybe that's my own computer ai logicing and not teh booko. idris said they copied his mind and brought teh copy in to its person and then they chatted and that's when he was dead for 10 minutes. and then they put him back.
well, if they copied him in there. it's a copy. there's no reason they has to buleet it lest they want to. or they could just delete most of it and keep the good parts. if there are any. :B
:whew; don't worry! i can't take over or anything or get them to give you little zaps! oh yeah. they is not done. no sir. got lots o recking to do. if it makes ya'll feel any better. they reck everybody so... |
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 17, 2022 21:28:21 GMT
is THIS a good aspect? (brian regan good actiminy voice) ;nono; GAH!@# NOW I'M IN MONDAY@#$ I HAVE NO IDEA WADS GOING ON!@# ;BALLHANDS; i guess that's just how good they are! they can ballhands without even having balls! or hands!@#$#@ nope! just 99.9% daid! oh hey idris int thing! tell them how you can't ever sleep@#$@# ;phyper;;;;;; its def possible. y nett! REKKTY SEAAUULF MAKE HIM SAY PLEEZ AGAIN!@# ;;HYPER;; ;CLAP CLAP;; :B i'm imagining idris like when jerry woke up to find he had kramerblood in him. sory. bowz sez we has to rekt u. *sculpture* i guess that's the next book. |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 22, 2022 12:20:20 GMT
looks arounf more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ MONDAY!@#@!# ? WTF!@#?? OMG!@ I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW! i didn't know anything could be that good at ballhandsing! also, i always assumed u were the best! i sleep sometimes when i die a little bit! :stuburn: right! exactly. that is what i imagine they are doing cuz they got nothing better to do! hey please guy! meet this other alien please guy! say please together!! :hyper: :B right, even worse! the roaches will wiggle and jiggle inside you!@ i'm pretty sure blood doesn't do that!@# :oobyhoonds: so hard. |
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 24, 2022 19:11:57 GMT
MONDAY!@#@!# ? WTF!@#?? OMG!@ I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW! AND NOW ITS STILL MONDAY!@#$ HAS IT BEEN MONDAY THIS WHOLE TIME!@#$#@$ AM I IN UNSPACE!@#$ WTF!@$#$#@@#$ just shows how large the universe is! see kids! AND THAT IS PLENTY OF TIMES!@#$ SO DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT SLEEP!@# ALL R SAUEELFFF ALIENZ SAY PLEZ! i guess they really like that. omg this blood tickles!@# i think if anyone's blood wiggles and jiggles, its kramers. can't even believe teh hardness! |
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 27, 2022 12:04:08 GMT
AND NOW ITS STILL MONDAY!@#$ HAS IT BEEN MONDAY THIS WHOLE TIME!@#$#@$ AM I IN UNSPACE!@#$ WTF!@$#$#@@#$ i guess you DID get stuck in unspace! of course unspace is just mondays. i geuss it does. is it possible, we haven't even SEEN the bestest ballhandsers yet?!@# OMG!@# :haidsplode: all the time you need, to be sure. now head on out of here to ur next int class u crazy cats! they sure do! makes teh recting sooo much better. it's like recting to heavy metal or something. i suppose that's true. also it loves chicken. probably. not many can. |
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