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Post by isthisamo on Aug 31, 2022 6:46:30 GMT
can we slowstab some part that is extra painy?!
maybe some asshole involved in this asks that. i don't know who that is, but i don't care for them!!
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 2, 2022 1:47:52 GMT
sure! i mean... not sure what the most extra painy part is.. eye? IN THE EYE IN THE EYE
maybe sole of ur foot? i have no idea what i'm talking about.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 2, 2022 3:39:40 GMT
the eye is a good thought (er, bad ) but i dun know if you can do that slow. like the eye pops and that's it. slowness dun matter.
apparently the clams would have a pretty good idea on this one! give us some tips!!
oh! also read more of teh book over dare. almost lost track of wad thread this is. so giant haggard or whoever found them out on the island where the crazy dad took them. he was really losing it. but a stubborn old man. i feel like he didn't fully comprehend that they're just gonna take harry away. like, that's good. he'll be out of ur hair. but maybe he'll come back every summer. i have no idea. :dunno:
can i get some fucking tea over here!@#@# :screamears: haggy
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 2, 2022 16:28:03 GMT
the eye is a good thought (er, bad ) but i dun know if you can do that slow. like the eye pops and that's it. slowness dun matter. well. you can keep going into the socket! ;stuburn; *says some horrible poem about how they just do the whole body slow all at once* ;dunno; Hagrid! yeah i thought teh dad went a bit overboard there trying to keep harry from going to wizarding school or whatever. U DUN EVEN LIKE HIM!@# WTF!@# i guess he just doesnt' want to have anyone wizardy in his family. JFC HAGGIS LEAVE US ALONE!@#$ GAH!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 3, 2022 8:15:12 GMT
well. you can keep going into the socket! ;stuburn; i suppose. just have to be careful not to go into the brain and end it! we recommend hooking them up to a lobster to help keep them alive. :pipe:
whoever: :shocking: man, they are GOOD!@#@!
tea?!@ have u seen our living conditions? *dudley whacks his dad in the head again with his whacking stick that is his school's specialty for some reason* :B
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 3, 2022 14:47:17 GMT
we recommend hooking them up to a lobster to help keep them alive. :pipe: whoever: :shocking: man, they are GOOD!@#@!
seriously!@# it never even crossed my MIND to hook them up to a lobster!@# it's unspeakable! ;hyper; oh man. dudley is teh bae.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 6, 2022 8:54:31 GMT
seriously!@# it never even crossed my MIND to hook them up to a lobster!@# it's unspeakable! ;hyper; i didn't realize lobsters had that capability, tbh. so that's good to know as well. :pipe: yeah, i'm kinda sad to know that, er, i assume, that we won't see much of dudley once this book really gets going.
so i read more and he's off to buy a bunch of dumb stuff for wizard school. which, i'm not sold that the direction of this book leaving dudley behind is all that great. tbh.
but, pludge on i will.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 6, 2022 21:28:53 GMT
i didn't realize lobsters had that capability, tbh. so that's good to know as well. :pipe: really feels like science has dropped the ball on this tbh. hey. look. don't worry too much. there are PLENTY of horrible kids in this book.
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 8, 2022 2:32:54 GMT
really feels like science has dropped the ball on this tbh. is science even looking at lobsters!!? i guess they were like, 🙄 that's jes food! if it's horribility ur after don't worry!! this book has it in droves!@#@ :whew:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 9, 2022 15:40:45 GMT
is science even looking at lobsters!!? i guess they were like, 🙄 that's jes food! SCIENCE! CK THESE OWT! science: yes yes, very tasty. put butter on. *goes back to studying cancer or some dumb crap* from the amount you soak in it would certainly appear that's what you're after!@#$#$@ ;dunno; *reads back flap of booko* chock full of horribility droves, this buk is sure to fulfil even the most insatiable horribility fanatic!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 10, 2022 13:55:30 GMT
SCIENCE! CK THESE OWT! science: yes yes, very tasty. put butter on. *goes back to studying cancer or some dumb crap* is that irony?!! the lobsters COULD CURE THE CANCER!@#!@# smh indeed!! it would appear, from a casual observer's perspective, or anyone else's, that i do indeed quite enjoy a good bucket full of horribility tost right on in the old eyeholes. yes sir.
so i guess we've picked out the perfect booko series! well done bro!! :highfive:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 11, 2022 1:12:31 GMT
is that irony?!! the lobsters COULD CURE THE CANCER!@#!@# smh indeed!! cancer would be the LEAST of peoples worries if we just plugged lobsters into all of us! yes! i picked a booko series and demanded you read it! *i read teh first harry boook* you: how was it? me: ehh.. ok i guess. AND I GUESS WE ARE NOW STRAPPED INTO THIS BAD BOY!@#r$@#$@#$ WHOOO@#$@#$%@#$%@#$%@#$%#$%
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 12, 2022 2:51:02 GMT
cancer would be the LEAST of peoples worries if we just plugged lobsters into all of us! i guess we wouldn't have cancer, but there'd be a lot of pinching. :dunno: i believe that is more or less how it went. the only issue i would take is that you didn't really tell me that it is chock full of strickening horrible wizard crap! i guess you probably assumed i knew that. :pipe:
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 13, 2022 18:49:04 GMT
i guess we wouldn't have cancer, but there'd be a lot of pinching. :dunno: i would gladly die of cancer if it meant an end to this endless painful pinching!@#$@$#$#@ i believe that information is RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE OF THE BOOKO!!@$#$%#%#@%#$ :B oh man! i totally luv'd me all the parts of the harry potter book that weren't anything to do with wizards!@#$$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 14, 2022 3:00:10 GMT
i would gladly die of cancer if it meant an end to this endless painful pinching!@#$@$#$#@ exactly!@ oh how i long for some good old fashioned lung pain and wheezing!!@ i mean, there is something about some stone or something but nothing about wizards. really. :stuburn: all i know is those have been the best parts!
so i read some more. harry got some of his dabloons from the dumb ol goblins. and then he shopped for wands and crap and got an owl. and his wand is the same as the one that killed his parents. so that's creepy. supposedly this series gets dark in like another 4 books in the future. might have something to do with this. :dunno: that is a LONG way off. :jkgay: *pludge*
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 14, 2022 16:38:04 GMT
exactly!@ oh how i long for some good old fashioned lung pain and wheezing!!@ *some horrible wizard gives you miracle cancer despite your attached lobster* *now you have eternal pinching and wheezepain* it says sorcerer. ;stuburn; YOU'RE SUCH A HORRIFIC MUGGLE!@#$ COME ONNNNNN DARKNESS@!@#$@#$$@# chuckle at "shopped for wands and crap and got an owl". of course he got an owl! who doesn't!
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 15, 2022 11:36:22 GMT
*some horrible wizard gives you miracle cancer despite your attached lobster* *now you have eternal pinching and wheezepain* it's rough when i get a hard pinch in the middle of a cancer cough. exactly. nothing about wizards! that i am good brother. i mean, yeah. :dunno: apparently people busy buying toads and giant tarantulas. :dunno: :pst: read more.
so yeah. he got on the secret 9 3/4 train. these muggles sure is oblivious. so yeah he's on the train with some poor redhead with an almost dead rat and they talk about stuff and eat weird wizard snacks and stuff. i guess this is a book i'm reading.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 15, 2022 18:22:15 GMT
it's rough when i get a hard pinch in the middle of a cancer cough. at least you know you'll definitely live through it! and have more to loog fwd to! i was ready for a book about stones, sorcerer's, potters, harry people, lots of stuff. but WIZARDS!@#$@# YOU GOTTA WARN A BLOKE!@#$$#@ also that was one of my surprises, how not dark it was. as a jw having it painted as this evil spiritistic series or whatever. it's like, ehh... this is just some dumb kid waving a wand and shit. oh man! those snacks! some of them has wizard cards in them!@#$@
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 16, 2022 7:34:24 GMT
at least you know you'll definitely live through it! and have more to loog fwd to! that is nice. :whew: exactly!@# now ur getting it! also, there's witches in there!@ i didn't know about that!@ i hate those bitches!@ i say burn them all god damn it!@#! i thought this was supposed to be horrible and basically inviting satan to sit down with us at dinner!@ this is more like watching frozen only with nerdy kids in robes and no snow and stuff. i think. what? you expect him to just sit on your card all day?! they have shit to do! they're important wizards! :useurhaid: :twak: *tries to turn his rat yellow*
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 18, 2022 21:42:35 GMT
exactly!@# now ur getting it! also, there's witches in there!@ i didn't know about that!@ i hate those bitches!@ i say burn them all god damn it!@#! ALSO THE WIZARD IS SOME DUMB KID!@#@#$ WTF!@#@#$@#$ lol YES!@#$ this isn't nearly as satanic as i wanted it to be!@#$@#$ I SAW FROZEN AS A JW!@#$ THIS SUCKS!@#$@#$@#$@#$ see. now this is making me sad we didn't read this at the same time. ;hyper;;;;;;
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