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Post by isthisamo on Sept 20, 2022 6:18:44 GMT
ALSO THE WIZARD IS SOME DUMB KID!@#@#$ WTF!@#@#$@#$ he's not even cool or anything. pretty weak, tbh. well. i did just read the part where there are ghosts at hogwarts. so that something. i guess. yeah, i imagine it's hard to remember the crap i'm typing about. the stupid sleepy rat bit some other asshole kid's finger. so that was something too. i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 20, 2022 18:31:08 GMT
he's not even cool or anything. pretty weak, tbh. well!@# he has a scar on his head. that's something. kind of. i guess. they're pretty weak tho!@# *guards a door* *someone goes thru the door* *they just moan and groan or whatever* oh man. it is so super obvious why this sold billions and billions of copies!@$#@$#
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 22, 2022 13:21:47 GMT
well!@# he has a scar on his head. that's something. kind of. i guess. it is shaped like lightning, but he hides it behind his dumb ol hair he can grow out anytime he wants, which is always apparently. 🙄 if you ever talk to witnesses again you can be all hey. these ghosts are no big deal at all!@ ya'll would know that if ya read harry potter! :usehaid: it's great cuz it's like there are wizards but they was hiding right among us and we didn't even know cuz we'z dumb ol muggleses!@!#
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 23, 2022 15:30:20 GMT
i guess. it is shaped like lightning, but he hides it behind his dumb ol hair he can grow out anytime he wants, which is always apparently. 🙄 boy, not a fan of the scar spice! tough croud out here. oh man, apostates is even more evil than we've been led to believe!@#$ i guess that's the jw i talked to. EXACTLY!@#$# YOU FINALLY SEE TEH BEAUTY AND TEH SPICE OF IT ALL!@$#@@#%@%##
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Post by isthisamo on Sept 25, 2022 12:55:06 GMT
boy, not a fan of the scar spice! tough croud out here. the scar is great. i guess i don't like his hair. well, i'm finding they are more horrible than ever. i don't know about more evil. dummer than i remember too. :chinrub: i'm wondering, were they just in london or do they hang out all over the world? was there a wizard who would hang out in waterloo when not at hogwards or wherever? also, are there other shittier wizard schools?
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Post by ditkanate on Sept 26, 2022 19:21:51 GMT
the scar is great. i guess i don't like his hair. 1 star! harry's hair really honked my horn!@#$ i used to think apostates really had it all together!@#$ ;dunno; i think its just london and this horrible school!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 5, 2022 7:55:15 GMT
1 star! harry's hair really honked my horn!@#$ harry is like 11 years old! that's disgusting!@# sicko! well!@# they're writing books and shit!! seems pretty together to me!! i heard through teh grape vine that the answer is other schools. just in later bookos or something. someone told me book 6, that's a good one! wait til you get there! :B
oh! and i read some more. harry and dan or some crap are at hogwarts and taking dumb classes with dumb wizard teachers and harry and chad go have tea with hagrid and the big scary dog licks them. uh. there's still lots of dumb ol ghosts. uh. the slitheren teacher really hates harry cuz he's so dumb. makes sense.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 6, 2022 13:50:23 GMT
harry is like 11 years old! that's disgusting!@# and so am i! yes! i'm glad you agree about what people would think of you after reading YOUR review of harry's hair!@#$#$@ wait, do i have to write another book now? i haven't finished the one we're writing yet!@#$ oh ffs. ;weary; can't wait to continue MY pludging! so if there are other schools, why does hogface only play with each other in quidditch? shouldn't there be a league with teh schools or what have you? will there be a world cup type event for it? I HEAR COLOMBIA'S QUIDDITCH TEAM IS TOP NOTCH THIS YEAR!#$@$#@#@$ i will say, tho, that i find it quite amusing that you even HAVE a harry potter grapevine!!@# ;hyper; ahh good ole Snape! gotta watch that one! he's a slippery slitherin! or something. *teaches you about poisons or some crap*
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 7, 2022 4:23:37 GMT
yes! i'm glad you agree about what people would think of you after reading YOUR review of harry's hair!@#$#$@ damn it!@# so it is written and so it is so! i think so. just part of being in your new apostate club! well, other people have said book 4 so... we'll see. i mean, if we pludge on with this. maybe teh author didn't decide this til later. :dunno: or they do local some years and then world cup only rotates in like every 4 years or whatever. that makes sense. well. i work in middle school so my grape vine is vast AND ye!! right! snape!
so i read more. so they learned to ride brooms of course. and harry is a natural. so he's gonna be the quiddich squeaker or something. and then they were gonna have a dumb little kid wizard dual where they fizzle their sticks at each other. harry and the kid in slitheren. malfoy or something. but malfoy tricked them into getting caught instead and they were running away and ran into the forbidden corridor and there's a big dogthing there. but that's as far as i got. i assume the dogthing will eat one of them. maybe the dumb ol kid who sucks who fell of his broom earlier.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 7, 2022 18:44:49 GMT
damn it!@# so it is written and so it is so! bang! gah!@# well, still not as much work as the nonapostate club assigns!@@# oh, we're in this now baby! you wanna pludge? LET'S. GET. PLUDGY!@@#@#@# oh right so harry will take hogface to teh quidditch world cup as a senior! that does make sense! in booko 4! can't wait. omg.... it's ALL VINE!! i think its natural to experiment with your fizle sticks when you're off at school. ;stuburn; indeed! that dogthing is definitely eating a bunch of students. for sure. maybe a teacher or two. and a ghost. also of course harry is the quidditch squeaker! he's a natch!
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 8, 2022 8:20:01 GMT
it's like i'm in a meeting with myself. at least you can just whip up a shitty book and then be done with it! well, after ur book tour. i assume this is george. you wanna get nuts!@ it's gonna be so sweet. there's 2 grapes! :stuburn: that's true. i don't know that we need to read about it, but yes. i figured. i can read this book like a book!!@
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 11, 2022 20:35:04 GMT
it's like i'm in a meeting with myself. yourself best be careful wit your self! or your self might hold urself in contempt! not sure you can do that in just a regular meeting. but i bet you'd try!@#$ *the book tour is going door to door selling my book* boy! i really thought being an apostate would be better than this!$@#@$#$@# yes! but instead of driving to our nonexistent house in the hamptons we're reading harry potter books honestly, this is no joke, i could read horrible words about quidditch matches til the cows come home! it's riveting! the only words i need really! maybe not "need". "desperately want and enjoy immensely" more like it! ;bowdown;
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 12, 2022 8:04:11 GMT
yourself best be careful wit your self! or your self might hold urself in contempt! not sure you can do that in just a regular meeting. but i bet you'd try!@#$ i'm picturing myself in a meeting with like 20 other teachers and then out of the middle of nowhere, like they aren't speaking to me or anything, i just stand up and yell I HOLD MYSLEF IN COMTEMPT!! and then stomp out of there in my huge pants! i guess ya'll stick to ur strengths. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and there are no horrible inlaws or almost inlaws or anyone horrible to stricken except us. :B it's like soccer and football and basketball and baseball and polo all rolled into one super spicy sport only with dumb little kids playing too! oh man. so bae. :vernoog: right. you got it. so i read more! and damn it! that dumb ol dog didn't do shit but loog at them and drool and stuff and they ran away.
but then it did bite or chew or something snapes! book didn't really say only his leg was messed up and bloody.
harry is about to has his first quidich match. so i got that to look forward to bigtime.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 12, 2022 21:24:20 GMT
i'm picturing myself in a meeting with like 20 other teachers and then out of the middle of nowhere, like they aren't speaking to me or anything, i just stand up and yell I HOLD MYSLEF IN COMTEMPT!! and then stomp out of there in my huge pants! that sounds about right. with a bunch of gavel bangs added for emphasis. of course. ;pst; that's the worst strength i've ever heard of ha ha ha! when we are done reading these books that is really gonna show.... us!@#@$@$# polo if the horses were flying brooms!@#$ and the game could end as soon as some dumb kid catches some dumb fast thing or whatever. OMG SO GOOD!#@$#@$$#@ WHAT!!@#$$#@$#@@$# whew. at least it bited something. OMG UR ON TEH EDGE OF UR SEAT OVUR DARE!$@#@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 13, 2022 7:07:25 GMT
that sounds about right. with a bunch of gavel bangs added for emphasis. of course. obviously. i didn't bring my gavel to the meeting for nothing!@e i've got weaknesses better than THAT!!@ oh man. we are gonna have such a great laugh at our expense!@# it's gonna be rich! yes! oh man. brilliant!
i can tell some dumb lady wrote this who doesn't know anything about sports! 🙄
WHAT!!@#$$#@$#@@$# exactly! it was a huge relief. after the major disappointment of it not eating any kids! for crying out loud there are plenty to eat! i was!! who knew the gryfindores would win because harry ate the stupid splitch thing!@# that shouldn't be right. so then they are hasing christmas at hogwarts and there are lots of christmas words about presents and sweaters and crackers and stuff. and harry plays live pieces wizard chess. i like that the pieces yell at him and tell him he's dumb and stuff. best part of the book since dinkle or whatever his name was.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 13, 2022 17:01:09 GMT
obviously. i didn't bring my gavel to the meeting for nothing!@e WHAT DID YOU THINK, THAT THIS GAVEL WAS FOR SHOW? THIS IS A FULLY FUNCTIONING GAVEL YOU FUCKTARDS!@#$@$# *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* *they weren't saying anything or arguing with you* i've lost the plot on this i guess following plot strings is not a strength i has!@!# RESEAAAARCH!@# oh yeah the door to door apostate thing. it does seem like we enjoy doing that to our future selves for some reason. she's has more sport knowledge in her bangs than you have in your whole dumbfuck haircut!@$#$@##@$ ;stuburn; can't we get some of these dumb kids ated already!@#$ i thought this booko was dark!@#$ wtf@$#@#$ i've read more about REAL LIFE kids being ated by dogs than in this whole dumb book!$@#$#@ ALSO THEY ATE A LOT AT THE XMAS DINNER!@#$ ;HYPER;;$@#@$##@
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Post by isthisamo on Oct 25, 2022 12:31:42 GMT
WHAT DID YOU THINK, THAT THIS GAVEL WAS FOR SHOW? THIS IS A FULLY FUNCTIONING GAVEL YOU FUCKTARDS!@#$@$# *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* *they weren't saying anything or arguing with you* i leave and everybody just kind of shakes there head and they get back to whatever boring old shit they were discussing. me and my gavel and outbursts are old hat to them.
the apostates are going door to door? that seems like a real leaving the JWs blowing it situation right there! PERSON!@ U DUN HAS TO DO THAT NO MORE!! TIA! HTH! FWIW!! you watch cartoons or some crap on saturday mornings now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe play frogger. i was just thinking the other day about how my past self really screwed me over! i think it was about the me in my 20s and 30s really screwing me over healthwise now. i attribute most of my issues with that jackass. i know that's different. but it's wad i thought of! :stuburn: that's some smart hair!! exactly. tho that article helped. man. what the hell did those dumb kids do to those dogs?!@# little shit heads. good riddens!@# also, no reason to kill the dogs!@#!@ put them to use guarding some dumb stone or something! :usehaid: it's like people don't even read! they sure did. then harry got an invisibility cloak and he went wandering arounf in it like an idiot almost getting caught all over the place and goes and stares in some dumb old mirror. and then gumbledorf finds him and tells him he shouldn't do that. :B
then they figure out who famble or whoever is who made the sorcerers stone and it's pretty great and powerful and makes u immortal so makes sense that it is at this school with a big ol dumb drooling dog guarding it.
also, snape's a real asshole. i like him.
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Post by ditkanate on Oct 28, 2022 19:13:15 GMT
i leave and everybody just kind of shakes there head and they get back to whatever boring old shit they were discussing. me and my gavel and outbursts are old hat to them. i'm getting vibes of when constanza had to attend those board mtgs after susan died and when he left the room everyone just talks about him matter of factly. "we all think he killed her right?" i'm trying to watch cartoons but i can't shake the feeling that i should be out talking to people about something they don't want to talk about!@#$$#@ and giving them something to throw away at their leisure!#@$$#@ oh man. 70yo you is going to hate current you SO MUCH!@#$@# WE HAD PERFECT KID EATING STONE GUARDING DOGS RIGHT HERE AND YOU PUT THEM DOWN!@#$@#$ GAH!@@#$@$# loog. when gumbydwarf tells u not to loog ad the mirror thad way, YOU STOP!@$#$#@ the plot seems to be plotting along nicely!@$#$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 1, 2022 9:17:17 GMT
i'm getting vibes of when constanza had to attend those board mtgs after susan died and when he left the room everyone just talks about him matter of factly. "we all think he killed her right?" he's taken out someone with that gavel! i don't know who. someone weak tho probably. i don't have any apostate pamphlets!@#! u to urself on saturday morning there is no doubt. wtf was he doing!?? my then self will say about my current self. and if my current self could give that then self a fine fine answer it would likely be :B and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yes! wtf?! i swear no one knows how to run this world correctly. :weary: do you have any idea how long it would take to train dogs like that?! well. me neither. but i bet a lot! or at least some! :stuburn: well, that's true. reasonable even when u put it that way. the plot moved some more. harry and his dumb friends are going to try to save the stone from being stoled. they just got to the doggy door and it's open and they figure snape is in there. but i net know yet. seems to me these kids are gonna make it easier to get the thing stolen more than help. :B
oh and ol voldy is a unicorn eating shell of a man in a cloak. so he seemed pretty nice.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 1, 2022 19:38:11 GMT
he's taken out someone with that gavel! i don't know who. someone weak tho probably. or at least clunked on their haid. gah! i must be doing this wrong. if that 70yo future you self is alive, maybe he will stumble upon this fine threadentine and see that!!! wouldn't that be something! he would probably chuckle and say indeed horrible past self! also *pea* i feel like THOSE dogs it was none! they were born naturals! totally wasted!!@@# *goes back to training normal docile dogs to eat kids* hahahahah oh man THAT JUST SHOWS YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!@#$#@$ LMAOOOOO voldy is teh baest!
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