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Post by isthisamo on Nov 5, 2022 1:03:13 GMT
or at least clunked on their haid. oh. channeling our fine father. nice. i'm pretty sure you probably are. wow. i guess it is possible we'll still be doing this in 20 years. but add in pulling up old threads to reminisce. oh man, i was as horrible then as i am now. good memories fine self. somebody's got to whip some of these dogs into shape!! or it's like no kids will get eaten evar!@ what, are we just going to wait for them to stumble into a swamp in florida?! i wasn't sure cuz it's a kids book how straightforward it was or if they was trickering us. and the answer is trickses! snape is just a mean old wizzard but not teh bad guy. so voldy stuck himself on the back of quilch's head! i didn't really see that coming. but harry saved teh day cuz he can't be touched, literally, by evil people. cuz his witch mum loved him so.
well. onward or notward i guess.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 8, 2022 21:34:47 GMT
oh. channeling our fine father. nice. heah heah! *sticks tongue into bottom lip grotesquely* ahh fine selfentine. what a life it has been. a life.... done. that only helps with all the florida kids! THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER KIDS OUT THERE!@#$#@$#@$#@ ha! ohhhh man AUTHOR LADY GOT U GUDE!#$@@#$#@$ LMAOOOOOOO!$##@$%@!%$@!#$%@#$%@$ ooohh a heartwarming ending!#@#@ *puke vomit stabs eyes out* *adds next book to list*
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 10, 2022 3:05:10 GMT
heah heah! *sticks tongue into bottom lip grotesquely* braps and orks of course. well, almost. got a bit more strickening to do before i wrap this bitch up! exactly! i'd ship the kids down there. but that's just so expensive vs. using handy dogs right there living in their houses!@! :usehaid: it is the way.
also, a tear for that poor old wizard who's daid cuz he was helping voldy.
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 10, 2022 15:07:18 GMT
braps and orks of course. i mean.... aaa! *chewdark* can't stop now! gotta stricken right up to the final bell! i ain't no quitter!@!# even shipping them a bunch at a time is a expensive. even though i don't care about the delivery speed or tracking numbers or anything@!@# JUST GET EM OUTTA HERE!@#$ *easily trains local dogs to eat kids* ;whew; and now u see y these bookos are so popular! yes yes. poor wizzy. ;pst; who was that guy again? ;dunno; :B
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 11, 2022 12:04:20 GMT
i mean.... aaa! *chewdark* oh man! it's teh pops greatest hits!# *picks belly button lint and sprinkles it* well, it just wouldn't make sense to stop now. er, then. right. it's got nothing to do with speed or tracking! it's just the fuel cost alone! not to mention the driver and who knows what else. logistics are costly. now dogs. the beauty as we're using there own family dog! it's brilliant! it's not like we're over here buying dogs or some crap! yes. i'm afraid i do. well, if i knew that i would have used that name in my earlier post. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 13, 2022 23:38:16 GMT
oh man! it's teh pops greatest hits!# *picks belly button lint and sprinkles it* oh my god! he has so many! he has a million of them!@#$@#$ IT NEVER MAKES SENSE TO STOP THAT'S THE POINT WE WANNA HAMMER HOME KAPPOOOWWWWWW!@#@#$@#$@#$ nope! just a quick eat kids training session and boom! problem solved!!! *pours one out for wizzy* (i mean pours out something that didn't cost too much) (also mean "pours out" more metaphorically than literally) anyway, MISS YA WIZZY!!@# RESPECT!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 16, 2022 4:51:58 GMT
oh my god! he has so many! he has a million of them!@#$@#$ *gets drunk* man, sometimes it's surprising how big of hammers we have! yes! and a major problem that needs solving BIGTIME!!! well, i can't be pouring out real stuff! i'd be the one cleaning it up!@# :stuburn:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 16, 2022 21:13:55 GMT
OMG AN ALL TIME CLASSIC!! someone should really have a word with the hammer giver outer people. huge problem! massive! exactly. i'm sure wizzy understands.
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 18, 2022 7:40:38 GMT
OMG AN ALL TIME CLASSIC!! one of his finest, most practiced moves. he could go pro on that one, i imagine. WHAAAMMMOOO!@@#!@#@ wtf?!@#?? who the hell's in charge here!@# :snicker: that's what she said!@!3 i can't help but imagine wizzy here.
wizzy: :screamears: MY NAME'S NOT WIZZYY!@#!@#!@# us: we no wizzy. we no. :applerub:
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Post by ditkanate on Nov 30, 2022 15:37:23 GMT
one of his finest, most practiced moves. he could go pro on that one, i imagine. absolutely. what's great about that move is that it is really foundational to most of his other moves. really serves as the base and springboard for tons of chewdarking, braaping, orking, bellybutton lint chasing... the whole gamut. not sure, but i know i has a hammer WHAAAMMOO9OOOOOOO1$##@$@!$#%@!%$!#@% everyone pout one out for wizzy! he's upset cuz his name isn't wizzy! *pours one out* wizzy: ;snooked;
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 5, 2022 12:09:20 GMT
absolutely. what's great about that move is that it is really foundational to most of his other moves. really serves as the base and springboard for tons of chewdarking, braaping, orking, bellybutton lint chasing... the whole gamut. absolutely. particularly helpful for chewdarking, but not mandatory. *makes people feel bad* i'm pretty sure the hammer means that that hammerman is in charge!! that's how hammers work! i will pout one and also pour one!
also, wizzy! you can change ur name. people do that all the time. no reason to get upset!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 6, 2022 16:48:14 GMT
absolutely. particularly helpful for chewdarking, but not mandatory. *makes people feel bad* don't like it? take it up with the hammerman! *he changes his name to something dumb and horrible* *we keep pouting to wizzy*
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 7, 2022 9:22:44 GMT
if that isn't someone who's been chatting up dad, i don't know who is!@#!@# exactly.
DON'T QUESTION ME!@#!@#!@ WWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMOOOO!#@!@#
well, that was pretty predictable.
what the hell did he change it to?!! dumpledumf?!@# jfc!@# now i AM pouting wizzy!~@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 8, 2022 18:34:20 GMT
if that isn't someone who's been chatting up dad, i don't know who is!@#!@# i feel like that guy almost all the time!#@$ ;hyper; ;apple; it is like they hired you as their hammercaptain! OMFG I'M POUTING WIZZY SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW!@#$
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 10, 2022 1:47:08 GMT
i feel like that guy almost all the time!#@$ ;hyper; ;apple; are you applerubbing yourself?!@# i assume this is what they want. :dunno: i don't know that i've ever done it harder before! i don't see how!@#
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 13, 2022 20:39:59 GMT
are you applerubbing yourself?!@# WELL SOMEONE HAS TO!@#$ if that isn't what they want... well, that was a bad hire by them!! here's what i know. i know that i'm at maxmimum wizzy pout. i can't put anything else into it. if anyone tells you otherwise? they're lying to your face.
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 14, 2022 11:47:38 GMT
i suppose so. i bet most people are pretty happy that it's not them! :whew: that's what we really like about that guy. we dun have to rub him cuz he is so self sufficient!! exactly!@ i'm pretty sure this is at the top of my resume. yes!! you've nailed it! we're both at maximum wizzy pout and there are all kinds of people all arounf us lying about how we could wizzy pout way more! and you know what!? it makes me angry that i can't wizzy pout even harder!@#!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 21, 2022 20:23:31 GMT
i suppose so. i bet most people are pretty happy that it's not them! :whew: that's what we really like about that guy. we dun have to rub him cuz he is so self sufficient!! for sure anyone who might be in the pool of rubbing me candidates!!@#$ that's your WHOLE resume! idot TOP NOTCH HAMMERSMAN! i mean wad else do they need to know? OMG I WOULD WIZZY POUT SO MUCH HARDER RN IF IT WAS REMOTELY POSSIBLE!#@$$#@#@$ ;screamears;;
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 24, 2022 7:31:32 GMT
for sure anyone who might be in the pool of rubbing me candidates!!@#$ i didn't realize how easy it was to find yourself in someone's pool!@! disconcerting! i guess in the interview is where i go into more detail about some sweet times that i've used this skill to better my team and organization. :usehaid: exactly@!@ i'm trying to even tho it's futile. which is slightly ruining my otherwise perfect wizzy pout!@#!@ OMG!@#!@
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 31, 2022 17:08:43 GMT
i didn't realize how easy it was to find yourself in someone's pool!@! disconcerting! if anyone has read our dick universe material they know how big a pool can be!! huh. i would have bet good money you would just hammer the hell out of that interviewer. but! you're the expert!! GAH THIS FUTILITY IS LESSENING MY CURRENT WIZZY POUT! DUE TO CONCENTRATION PROBLEMS!@#$ THIS SUCKS!!@#
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