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Post by isthisamo on Apr 23, 2023 1:28:18 GMT
you can't hide your glee behind yourself! not around me! you know. since i can see through you.  to you i am an open booko. a glass pane. a baby who screams when threads aren't long! you can't argue with her or me? both i suppose. our future selves to each other: man. have you noticed how nice our past selves are lately? they're still useless fucksticks, but it's very refreshing! i don't think our future selves can even argue with us on this one! we have to live our lives!@ we can't spend every waking minute preparing for the future!@ :stuburn: wait, the guard can jump?!  not mah fault u didn't train mah goo gude!! employees if teh handbook led to me not dying and being tortured and stuff, i might read THAT one!@ you started us down this path! i would have never even HEARD of jumper if you hadn't read it!@
i guess i'm laying out blame now.
succinct. accurate.
he wore a sweet janitorial outfit which we got to read about him buying, which was nice.
the mastaans are like the people in charge of whores ovur dare. i think. brothel lords. but yes, she did jump smash. and then she jump a guy into the water i think. i'm not sure if this was more than one chapter! RESEARCH!@! ok, yes, it was all in teh one chapter. so she used her velocity trick to throw the policeman 15 feet in the air. nobody will be suspicious at all! all good.
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"Davy: Old Date, New Applerub"
i think this is the one where davy goes back to the building he was janitoring in only this time he's a business man and they detect him right away bigtime. but then he hides in the ceiling and listens to 'em and i guess teh bosses are gonna get teh fuck out of there till they kill this asswipe davy! something like that.
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"Going ballistic"
so cent has a date with dakota to find out what the dealio is with him and his buds and caffeine and the video and stuff. and she dresses like a slut and jump pushes him into the bad kids to get away. and then she kisses him and they have ice cream or something. oh. so the deal with the video is apparently caffeine towned all these boys and filmed them all. i guess that doesn't seem like that big of a deal to like hold them over the fire with. like, eh, go ahead and release it. so you forced us to town you?! and that's ur blackmail? that makes no sense to me whatsoever. :B
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 25, 2023 21:13:28 GMT
to you i am an open booko. a glass pane. a baby who screams when threads aren't long! and also screams when they are! bae. i can't argue with anyone! gah!@@# future brother, do you remember going through that nice to our future selves phase back in the day? brother: OF COURSE NOT! ;hyper; brother: ME NEITHER! ;dunno; i suppose that is true. so, what, future me just keeps preparing that future me for even MORE future me? WHEN DOES FUTURE ME GET HERE TO ACTUALLY ENJOY ALL THESE PREPARATIONS!!@$#$@# ehh no. i may have not understood who was talking to whom. was the guard talking to davy? i thought davy was gonna jump to get millie so they could fuck his wife for him too. like, he thought that was a good idea actually. FINALLY SOME HELP WITH MY GD CHORES!$#@$#@ exactly! my goo self cannot help how well it has been trained or not trained!@# THAT'S ON THE TRAINERS!@#$ I'M JUST GOO!!@#$@# lol as if there are any handbooks like that! its all just ohhhh don't harass and discriminate ooohhh you get 5 vacation days ooohhhhhhh *you get tortured bigtime* in that sense you are correct, blame rests squarely on me. though.... you do have the option of reading book 1 and / or 2 and going, ya know? i think that's plenty.  though i realize that isn't really our style either. IF WE DIDN'T READ ABOUT HIM BUYING IT HOW WOULD WE HAVE EVER KNOWN WTF WAS HAPPENING!@#$ WHERE TF DID THIS MYSTERY OUTFIT COME FROM COME ON MAN JEEZ@!@$#@#$ of course no one is sus! cuz she don't act sus! BROTHER THAT SOUNDS CORRECT TO MY EARS AND EYES OR WHATEVER!!@#$ the only other thing i noted was that apparently these bad guys don't know about cent yet. just millie and davy. ;dunno; fuck i haven't read this yet. sounds good tho i'm on teh case! |
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Post by isthisamo on Apr 26, 2023 2:26:55 GMT
and also screams when they are! bae. all screams all teh time! that's my motto! wait, are we talking about me or some baby? babyme? :dunno: :B probably doesn't help that i'm a baby. :dunno: luckily we don't have to remember anything to appreciate the niceness! future selves: HOW ABOUT LIKE 1 FUCKING MINUTE OF PREPARATIONS!@#! FFS!@ I HATE U GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH!@# us: i'm not sure we can spare it. :stuburn: oh! that makes sense. HERE!@ TAKE CARE OF THIS HORNY BITCH!@ SHE'S SO FUCKING DEMANDING!@ goes to get some well earned rnr! sometimes it's like these people have NO idea how to run a business!@! :weary: god damn it!@ i'm pretty sure this is against the rules in the fucking handbook!@#!@#  well the other 2 books were better!@ :stuburn: that 2nd one was action packed and full of a plot and stuff!@# :screamears:
i guess we can blame the author on this one for sucking us in and then these last books are probably just cash grabs. fucking serieses. that's one of their problems!@ exactly! we need outfit acquisition deets and also jump sites!@!@ and many much other mundane detilas!@ that's why we're here!@ she is continuing her totally non sus behavior in future chapters. tho now she's putting on armor and hiding her face and stuff. so that's slightly better. but when she mixes up what her costumed person can do the same things she shows everyone in person i feel like you could put together who the mystery hooded girl is!@ first, :vernoog: 2nd, i don't know how long that can last they way she's bopping arounf and flinging policmen and heads of crime syndicates!@#!@ i'm pusing us along!@ MOVE IT!@ MUSH!@ MUSH!@
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Davy: "Looking arounf"
so davy goes looking for the guy who drove the police boat away and delivered the whores unto their savior. he's disappeared bigtime! i can't see how this is good.
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"Escalation"
well that escalated quickly. cent got to watch some sweet sweet caffeine porn! :hyper: next thing you know she's gonna be masturbating in her little reading nook she keeps jumping back to!@ then we'll have ourselves a booko!@
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 28, 2023 15:47:18 GMT
all screams all teh time! that's my motto! wait, are we talking about me or some baby? babyme? :dunno: :B pretty sure we're talking about babyyou, not 100% sure, but i'm 100% sure this is amazing! ;no; definitely not. when i try to argue with you you just scream and cry. yeah that would be a big caveat downside to all this! GOD DAMMIT WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS STUFF!@#$#@$ I'M GETTING AGGRAVATED!@#$$#@ i guess thats future us reading our past selves being nice to future us but not remembering it and therefore not appreciating it!@#$ HOW DID STRANGERS GET IN THESE THREADS AND TYPE THIS HORRIBLE SHIT@!@$##@$ WTF#@$$!  sorry future selves! i'm exhuasted from so much preparation talking!@#$  ever since cent went to school this horny bitch won't let me have any alone time!@#$ *jumps millie into an all male prison* HERE!@#$ TAKE CARE OF HER FOR A WHILE JEEZ!$#@$#@ it might be but who knows since you didn't read it!@#$ *gets tortured more* HEY I WANNA SEE HR!!! i wouldn't normally think some vague mythical garden of eden on venus allegorical bullshit book could BE a cashgrab! BUT AVAST YEE! WE HAVE PROOF!@# oh so he bought the outfit from the outfit store? WELL HOW TF DID HE GET TO THE OUTFIT STORE? GOD DAMMIT NO SHORTCUTS U FUCKING POS AUTHOR!@$#$#@#@$ she tells dakota to close his eyes! that's a foolproof disguise. ;stuburn; SHE WAS BE-BOP SCATTING ALL OVER ME!@#$@$# not sure that's the exact line but i was feeling costanza vibes from ur powst. you're doing what now? but also maybe ;leer;? ;dunno; *reads more quickly* i thought he was looking for Rama! but he didn't go to space, like, AT ALL! WTF MAN! FUCK UR AHEAD OF ME AGAIN. nice that the porn is in the twontysex chapter! ;hyper;; edit: ok finished off the twonty-sex... she is really pushing it with this child porn gang! she acts like their just harmless toys she can poop all over town! like, ehh, maybe YOU are relatively safe from them, but all ur horrible dumb friends aren't!@#$ ehh so i had some notes on TREBLY FORESKINS that i want to insertine... Caffeine is busting skulls and fingers and cent is buying motorcycle armor to jump in. She jumped a mile up! 😳 Oh sure gotta make Tara and Jade lesbians smh cent jump pushed Dakota into the dudes and then licked whip cream out of his mouth smh tbh Wouldn't a sex video with three different dudes be embarrassing for caffeine and not the boys? I'm confused how she is the one holding it over THEIR heads.  TWONXTY-JEBLEN
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Post by isthisamo on May 2, 2023 13:37:25 GMT
pretty sure we're talking about babyyou, not 100% sure, but i'm 100% sure this is amazing! ;no; i'm 0% certain that everything we do in here is amazeballs to the max!@#!@# whooooo!@#!@# same as when i'm not a baby!@ amiright! i actually like the idea of our future selves blaming all this on strangers! a) that sounds like something we'd do! and b) the most amazing strangers happened upon this place and horribled it up!@ maybe get some of these strangers to do some prep! :pointstohaid: millie loves it bigtime. i mean of course. she's a woman! just because they didn't read it doesn't mean it isn't against company policy!@# :screamears: maybe that's me in HR. wait, i thought we were talking about these books here that we're discussing in this thread. :B i guess that's one too. all cash grabs no good reading times!@ i guess this is our mythical other universe selves that had the no deets author! we on the other hand, are quite covered! :whew: exactly!@ who needs a disguise when people can't even see you!@# she's rewriting the fucking handbook!@#!@ whatever gets you to move it along mister!@#!@ if that means pusing you, then so be it!@ tho i don't actually know how to do that. :dunno: huge booko disappointment! tho! research department tells me that's booko 4!! :floet: she's teh waerst. something terrible better happen!@#!@ :screams: more escalation i guess. of COURSE their lesbians! what else could they be? just normal goth chicks?! BORING!@#@! :jerkit: that's what i was saying!@ like, eh. i dun get it.
me earlier:
she could still show up at that prison! :stuburn: TWONXTY-PUSSYEIGHT!
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"Potential"
so cent is ready to town teh fuck out of this snowboard dude. and she's gonna spill the beans to him about her abilities bigtime! maybe she'll accidentally jump them somewhere while they're towning. that'd be funny. come on author! have so fucking fun with us here!@ jfc!@# anyway. so cent saves jubly from killing himself by jumping him to the hospital. but she had her disguise on and used a low voice. course. she busted down jubly's door but didn't actually break into the locked house. more sus behavior from her. and like, dakota or whoever called her is gonna know it was her! she's the only one who knew! :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 3, 2023 21:52:51 GMT
i'm 0% certain that everything we do in here is amazeballs to the max!@#!@# whooooo!@#!@# if you're 0% certain that make me feel a lot better about it!@#$ ;hyper; now it all makes sense why we never got any lumps!@#$ we were busily typing up solid gold comedy and some horrific strangers came in here and totally horribled us out of it!@$#$#@ god dammit!~@#$ *pea* IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THOSE GUYS SO HELP ME!!!!! yeah! hay! strangers! do us some fucking good for a change while ur in here!!@# yes! just surround me with cocks! its all i need! OH! DAVY ALL THESE COCKS COULD USE SOME LENTILS THX!!@# maybe HR fines you or something. :hyper; well, right. i just expanded your premise to all series. ANYWAY ONE BOOK AT A TIME PEOPLE EVERYTHING ELSE IS A CASHGRAB! CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! ;stuburn; yes. we here in the knowledge universe know that the outfit store is also quite full of ficii! so that explains it 100%!!! ;bowdown; don't worry you're doing it just fine. don't stop. yeah, just like that. 78% of me now thinks you're just trying to trick me into green lighting booko 4 of this crap. no not tricking, pusing. MORE LIKE ELEVATION AMIRITE! ;highfive; i mean. i guess the boys parents might not like that their sweet little boys are shooting porno films. but to just deal drugs and do wadever they say 24/7? FUCK THAT RELEASE THAT BITCH I DUN CARE THX@$#@$#@ ok i snorted. *calls her* *10 seconds later jubly is in the horspital* :B my pussyeight notes: Lots of teen love and all teenage boys love....Jane Austen books? 🙄 She kisses this kid a lot and daydreams about banging the fuck out of him. Saves one of the idiot freshman from an OD. Jumps into caffeine's love closet. She's very busy! oh that reminds me. when she jumped into the closet to eavesdrop on caffeine and the gang... like really? do you know the closet is, ehh... closed? what happens if between the last time she was there and now, they've filled the closet with filing cabinets or whatnot? seemed reckless. but that's our cent! *ruffles hair* TWONXTY SEXTYNINE BITCH!@#$ ;snicekr;
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Davy: Grainy Image! There's....get this. A grainy image 😳😵â€ðŸ’«ðŸ˜¶â€ðŸŒ«ï¸ðŸ˜® |
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Post by isthisamo on May 7, 2023 7:18:47 GMT
if you're 0% certain that make me feel a lot better about it!@#$ ;hyper; i'm here to put people at ease. shit!@ we've been horribled!! that's teh waerst! it's kind of like the opposite of winning the lottery. maybe build us a webstore! or if ur hasing any sweet marketing ideas, implement those too! TIA! HTH! man, i feel like we're really accomplishing stuff now! maybe a rain coat or two! iykwim!! :snicker: i forgot why no one ever comes to hr!! i can't cuz eh. lack of evidence. :B exactly! that other universen author should maybe get a lesson on just how easy it is!@ oh man! i pussed you a bit harder than i meant i think! now i can't stop pusing you at various pussing percentages!@ i guess it was the end where they got pounded in the ass with a dildo that really put the nail in the coffin for them wanting others to see it. :B :hyper: also :weary: yeah, got my good friend motorcycle dave to take care of it! he's like mando! doesn't take his helmet off ever! of course they do! and of course she is!! all this shit she's getting behind on her homework! yeah, i don't know if they ever addressed accidentally jumping into a solid by accident. maybe in the 1st book but dun remember. i think davy is like, i should probably net do thet! :B :dunno: holy shit! no way!! also, this chapter could have been a bit more 69ery!! :weary: also super short chipitah.
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SHIT'S GETTIN SERIOUS UP IN THIS BITCH!! maybe this was the chapter where they spilled teh beans about teh dildo sex. :dunno: sorry if i spoiled ur life! a lot of words about overdosing and stuff. ok, and then this is the one where she makes fake blood and does a bunch of jumping and dropping and scaring and stuff. a bunch of words about teh videos and getting them and deleting them and stuff. cent finds out caffeine had to maybe do some sex gangbang stuff for her initiation into this horrible gang. jfc!
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MILLIE: OMFG! CENT IS NET AROUNF!
they dun know where she is. :B
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"Spit Up Image!"
so all cent's fucking bullshit and not hiding her abilities at all and being stupid gets her caught bigtime. :B
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Post by ditkanate on May 8, 2023 2:55:12 GMT
i'm here to put people at ease. until now i never realized why i felt so at ease most of the time! its like we had teh lumps stolen right out from under us! its finally happening! i hope those strangers drop us a link to our sweet merchstore soon! i'm excited to see it! BUT HONEY WE NEED THOSE FOR TEH RELIEF EFFORTS TBH! :B its usually a bad move tbh. you want hr to barely know you exist. his story would totally hold together if he jsut added a few more ficii! HE'S SO CLOSE!@# having princess bride "didn't mean to jog him so hard" thoughts. except pusing of course. YOU'RE PUSING ALL MY BUTTONS!@@#$@#$ yeah i guess we found out! HAY SHE TALKED US INTO IT! NO REALLY! ;floet;; taht would have been a less sus explanation than she actually gave!@#$ DON'T YOU FUCKING WORRY YOUR FUCKING LITTLE HEAD ABOUT HOW HE GOT THERE AND DON'T YOU BREATHE A FUCKING WORD OF IT TO ANYONE ANY TIME EVER OR I'LL END YOUR PATHEETIC EXISTENCE!@@#$@#$@#$ pssh she's so far beyond their homework school is a fuckin joke! maybe it jsut dosnt' work and so they sit there ;jkgay; jumptrying. GOD DAMMIT I HAVE A JUMP SITE THERE! ;JKGAYSHARDER; they really picked a nice little school for her to go to after all teh homeschooling! also yes this was teh dildo sex spillbean chapter. Oknowthevideosmakemoresense. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! fuck piss i'm behind again |
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Post by isthisamo on May 8, 2023 11:26:28 GMT
until now i never realized why i felt so at ease most of the time! teh best ease putters no one has any idea. :vernoog: that is exactly what it is like! i guess we shouldn't have been so lax on security. :pea: to our past lax selves. given our previous lax security, it's nice to see a payoff! or well, it will be. YOUR GONNA NEED A RELIEF EFFORT IF U DON'T GET ME THOSE COATS!@#!@# prison millie so true. really everyone in any sort of an administrative role. like to keep them all at arms length. and by arms length i mean a giant's arm that is maybe a block or two long! :pipe: i suppose he's just some two bit columnist for some podunk magazine and he can't get anyone to bite on his novels. :dunno: obviously. goes without saying. that ur thinking about pusing. given that i pused you into it. i don't want to be!@ yet, here we are!@ *pus* if it weren't fer her we would have NO IDEA how much we loved all the butt poundings with dildos or whatever's handy! :hyper: well, that could work too. probably. :dunno: i don't think donnie or donald or whoever is going to be teh true problem. more her just general laissez-faire attitude about her jumping. it would seem so based on her early experience, but the author has decided she's too busy dropping and throwing people everywhere and towning snowboarders and now she's got reports to write!@ which is probably a future chapter. it does seem like something we should know. seeings how this author gives us every detila about everything. :pipe: sounds like the video maybe doesn't show them hating it either. which i could see being in high school, maybe not wanting that arounf. i mean, later. at the office. no big woop! god damn right fuck piss!@! also, i guess i'll wait.  |
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Post by ditkanate on May 10, 2023 15:23:16 GMT
teh best ease putters no one has any idea. :vernoog: ;haidsplode; i mean, that's gotta be true! i would never in a MILLION YEARS guess that my ease was due to you! ;bowdown; also ;pea; to the sneaky horribles who snuck in here and somehow got around our past vast and yee security team and protocols and such!!@#$$#@ hello future us' reading this thread back and seeing the no-doubt insertines merchstore link that the horribles insertined to link us to our lumps from all teh merch sales! ;waves to future selves; maybe some ighs and acks in there too probably. *davy quickly jumps in a bunch of coats* a giant arm that is as big as a building or city block or something where they can't get to me or see me physically or digitally! editors reading his manuscript; i mean, people are jumping all over and i have NO idea how they're doing it. it just doesn't make sense! ;cukoo; *tosts in trashbin* pused me WAY too hard too! inadvertently ofc. tee hee. YEAH THAT CAFFEINE IS A REAL SICKO WEIRDO THAT I HOPE I SEE AGAIN REAL SOON  opps i mean i hope i never see her disgusting perverted ass evar again!@#$ *pea* ;floet; THAT'S WHAT SHE DID! basically just threatened the guy and told him not to say anythign! BUT I DUN NO ANYTHING! exactly and keep it that way and don't say my name at all! ;floet; not that any of it matters now, she done got jumpnapped! i swear the author mentioned specific homework that was completed that she left behind on the table at the coffee shop maybe it displaces teh mass there so the poop out right next to it. in the most nearby empty non massfilled space. :B ;dunno; exactly! they're a job or two away from being old enough to do that on your lunchbreak with a coworkine or whatever.  i enjoyed the actual chapter title was "seen cent?" course i seen a cent wat do you can about a cent i seen anyway!? I guess no one has seen cent! Not sure davy would be thrilled with the caffeine plan she's been executing 🤔 opps lol. she thot that mite wurk. :B THONXY-FREE
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Millie mayday miladyLuckily Davy has a spy app on his daughters phone. Seems smart to have in general considering they're actively hunted by terrorists right? (millie decides not to yell at him for spying even though he should totally have been spying 24/7/365 bigtime up and down) Glad we know what coats Millie is getting. Not the heavy Yukon ones. The medium ones! THONXTY-FOE!
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WAD WUZ U THANKIN?She jumps guitar string man thru a wall and jumps into hyacinths legs. Millie and Davy incoming with bats 💪 wak wak wak everyone is saved and now cent gives a big ol debrief to the folks about all her jumping times. which we already read about but now get to read about again in summary form. GETTING CLOSE TO FINISHING THIS BITCH!#$#@$#@$ THIRSXTY-FOVE
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Davy: tea and towningsDavy mopes about cent and has tea or doesn't want tea or something. Rama is missing an eye. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ THONXTY-WIX
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Cent: "Imaginary girlfriend"I guess Joe is going to be in on the secret. What's some potential torture in the face of some townings! Thonxty-jebben
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Post by isthisamo on May 15, 2023 0:45:39 GMT
;haidsplode; i mean, that's gotta be true! i would never in a MILLION YEARS guess that my ease was due to you! ;bowdown; teh highest easers compliment you could give!! also, the strangers are here!@ literally! tho i am a bit :suspicious: of the helpfulness of their first post to our current OR future selves. is that our merchstore?! *us looging at some horrible link by peter* the way that's written i was picturing davy actually wearing a hundred coats and jumping. :B yes! the digital seeing might be teh waerst seeing of all!@ tbh! if i AT LEAST knew they were jumping into a plant or something! jfc!@
still that editor.
inadvertent pusing is pretty much the only pusing i know! have ever seen, or even been near! also, one of them is with caffeine now in the psych ward pounding each other like crazy!@! not only do you not know anything, you also don't know me! BITCH!@@! *slaps him* YOU GOT THAT!@#!? him: *slaps again* him: i guess i got it. *one last jump slap for good measure* i believe so. her mom picked it up so it's all good. alsoshesdonewithschool. :B actuallly, i think this is right cuz they are actually moving through space super fast through like a wormhole. so when they arrive somewhere they would knock the person or thing out of the way. if they hit a brick wall or some such i believe they would be dead cuz it would be the same as like smashing into it at super high speeds. something like that. that's why they can be chained up or pianowired into place. because they don't really disappear and reappear but go through a hole. so the chain stays attached. that's how they held davy in teh last booko. there was a whole bunch about how teh jumping worked in that book. i haven't worked in tons of offices, but i imagine it's like that at most. :dunno: i love a good canned cent. how was i supposed to know that if a million people saw and experienced sweet jumping action that anything bad would happen!@ 
oh that's right. her dad already told her! :B
these chapter numbers are teh bae!
of course he has that app! he's no dumy! also, ;whew; if i didn't know wad coats they were going to wear that whole chapter would have been ruined!@#@ wad wuz WE thankin readin this booko!@? amiright!@
yeah, the recap immediately after we just read it was a bit weird. eh, author! u jes told us all this! like just last chapter! :B
him: but these are how teh family discusses things! it gets you more connected to the characters! :suspicious:
at least he's only missing one! did he have tea?! DAMMIT AUTHOR@!# YOU DROP THE BALL NOW ON THE TEA!@#!@ FFS!@# WAS HE WEARING A COAT? AND OF WHAT WEIGHT?!
also, i don't know if i can even say that chapter number! but i do know that millie is thirsty for sex with fove the top prison towner!
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT HASING A ALTERNATE REAL GIRLFRIEND BITCH!@ YOU'LL WISH SOMEONE WAS TORTURING YOU!@#@ OH MAN! she sure is funny!@ i was laughing my face off at that amazing sign! so witty!! who could think of that!? ONLY THAT ZANY CENT!@ 
can't wait for the next one! CENT IN SPACE!! :hyper: for sure there will be some zero g towning with ol joe! can you turn THAT down?!!
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Post by ditkanate on May 18, 2023 2:49:29 GMT
teh highest easers compliment you could give!! easers are like offensive lineman! you know they are doing a really good job if you don't even notice they're there!! you're so cynical. he's dropping business wisdom nuggets like time is money AND wants to help us set up a clickfunnel. do we have a clickfunnel now? no. should we have one? I DON'T KNOW BUT MAYBE@!@#$ i guess peter took this thread to be his invitation! which i gotta say, not bad! not bad at all horrible peter! well, that's probably teh easiest way to jump a bunch all at once ;stuburn; TELL US ABOUT IT!@#$  hr jesus ficus christ indeed godo editor! ;hyper; no one has ever pused me on purpose no sir! a lot of pusing going on there! maybe jumps him to and from the pit a couple times for good measure. just to be sure he definitely doesn't know anythign adn won't say anything. well if you are pianowired into place just jump backwards duh ;rolleyes; well he's obvs a paranoid weirdo!@#$ ALSO TEH COATS WERE NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN!@#$ WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING HERE PEOPLE!@@#$@#$@#$ GAH@@$#@$# brother! you are right! brother how would we ever know, as readers, how the parents ever got a hold of this information about what cent had done!? WE WOULDN'T!@#$ AND WE'D ALL GO CRAZY!@#$@#$ all pressing questions the author wants us thinking about in the last few chapters of this action packed thriller. ;wub; if you loog at teh reviews on teh godo reads site there, oh man. WE MAY JUST HAVE TO COMPLETE THIS FINE, FINE SERIES!@@#$$@#@#$ |
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Post by isthisamo on May 18, 2023 10:15:18 GMT
easers are like offensive lineman! you know they are doing a really good job if you don't even notice they're there!! yes! just like lineman! slower. dumber. fatter. and generally more disliked. but yes! just like them!@ well... i was thinking how we probably SHOULD get ourselves a clickfunnel. now that he mentioned it. that sounds like something that is right up our business ally! i sure am glad we hired this peter guy! even if he is horrible peter. what?! am i gonna put 'em in a fucking box!@# they're going to prison!@#!@# :pointstohaid: hr has a bunch of new policies regarding employee interactions with their godo selves thanks to us. :weary: i think that's how the world works. pretty sure. can't be too carefull!! might leave a mark or something. but otherwise ur ok. well, cent has a point there. it was clear they were in just the right coat for some good baseball bat whacking!! :usehaid: i'm glad i'm not crazy since i can rest easy hasing this information. action packed thriller indeed! *some girl does homework and talks smart* oh sure.
i can't hold myself back!
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 4, 2023 21:18:09 GMT
yes! just like lineman! slower. dumber. fatter. and generally more disliked. but yes! just like them!@ less useful. not paid as well. i think you put the mouth of the funnel near the beginning of the internet and then it funnels everyone here. something like that. can we do that? I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO BAKE 100 COATCAKES!!1@#$@#$ lots of pusings happen every day. but no one will admit to doing it on purpose! *neck partially sliced* JEEZ CALM DOWN MOM IT WAS JUST A PIANOWIRE JUMP! ;jerkit; see, a quick discussion about which baseball bats to take... taht i could get behind! ;whew; it is a real load off! annd. ANNNND... she also does some snowboarding... ahh!?? jfc did you even read that review? SHE TELEPORTS TO SPACE! SPACE! OMFG!@#$@#$ ;HYPE;R;;;; i wonder if the spacejump rips her clothes off again. |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 6, 2023 9:37:22 GMT
less useful. not paid as well. i might argue about the less useful. linemen's use is pretty limited. like sure in their little game. but outside that! well, i think we should funnel them somewhere. eh... i don't know why we'd funnel them here! i don't want anyone here! we could make some sort of sweet money making site and funnel them there. :B i'd hate to meet the person who WANTS to bake 100 coatcakes!@ 🤢 who?! what?!@ not me! no sir~!! *proceeds to pusing all kinds of people and things* it's basically my signature move! for fucks sake mom!@#! yeah, that would make more sense. but, that would have been a giveaway so that was out. maybe he wanted to talk about the bats, but he wanted to surprise the readers with the bat whackings. so then he was like, well, imma talk bout dem coats den!@! whooo!@#! everyone: i DID read it! and that's why i have heretofore unseen before levels of ridiculous excitement!#@! it's for the space nakedness! |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 12, 2023 14:44:37 GMT
i might argue about the less useful. linemen's use is pretty limited. like sure in their little game. but outside that! i guess if you loog ad that way sure. i was meaning lineman usefulness in football compared to whatever we're talking about's usefulness in life! but yes outside of football lineman are teh waerst! i'd think we funnel them to our sweet new merchstore that peter or whever that was set up! hello! i'm coatcake baker! *sticks hand out to shake* *its covered in frosting and coats and things* ;pst; he sure accidentally puses a lot!  JFC MOM UR SUCH A NAG! NAGGY AS AF TBH!@#$$#@#@$ whoo! is this a book to read? ;headscratch; maybe she puses caffeine up there! ;hyper; |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 13, 2023 2:35:46 GMT
i guess if you loog ad that way sure. i was meaning lineman usefulness in football compared to whatever we're talking about's usefulness in life! but yes outside of football lineman are teh waerst! exactly right! i didn't think it was fare to talk about usefulness in life vs. just one thing like football. life usefullness is way harder! sure sure. that makes sense. i haven't seen any of teh merch. but yeah. i'd also like to make sure this sweet dabloons from the merch store are going to us and not peter! BY GOODD!! THAT'S THE WORST BAKER I EVER SAW!! it's in his genes. and jeans! amiright! ur naggin is so mid. ngl. publisher: YOU BETCHA!! JUST TYPE IT ON UP OVUR DARE AND WE'LL SELL IT LIKE HOT LITTLE TELEPORTING TEENAGE BITCH CAKES!!! i bet she does! maybe paul or whoever the fuck her boyfriend is, snad? ned? he records it for her. |
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Post by ditkanate on Jun 15, 2023 19:53:24 GMT
exactly right! i didn't think it was fare to talk about usefulness in life vs. just one thing like football. life usefullness is way harder! very few manage to accomplish it! jeez if we aren't getting the lumps then peter is really screwing us! makes me wonder why we hired him!!@$#$#@ smh. apparently. i def just got pused down into some horrible something or other. hoard juice puddle it loogs like. bae OMFG THOSE ARE, LIKE, TOTES MY FAVORITE CAKES!@#$ snad records the caffeine spacepus? is that what you're saying? |
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 19, 2023 22:07:26 GMT
very few manage to accomplish it! i think like 7 people in the history of ever! we're paying him AND he's getting our lumps?!@ jfc!#@ if i knew where he was or who he was or anything, i'd have some words!! that's not hoard juice good buddy!! *ick* those do sound nice. come to think of it. indeed godo brother!! you nailed it!! got that shit i put down like some sort of put down shit collector! yes sir! i think they should offer those recordings in like a special edition of the booko! :pointstohaid: i'm often reminded how i missed my calling of being in marketing.
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sorry future selves! i'm exhuasted from so much preparation talking!@#$ 
opps i mean i hope i never see her disgusting perverted ass evar again!@#$ *pea* ;floet;
