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Post by ditkanate on Jun 22, 2023 17:54:56 GMT
i think like 7 people in the history of ever! damn! those must have been 7 friggin useful people! i have words REGARDLESS of any of those things!!@!# oh.. oh god... is this..? no.. please tell me i'm not in a puddle of pusjooce caffeine spacepusing snad recordings... wad better bonus content could any bookbuyer want or ask for? NONE!@#$#@$
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Post by isthisamo on Jun 25, 2023 23:58:46 GMT
damn! those must have been 7 friggin useful people! gosh. i suppose they must've. i'd like to see them side by side us to see just how far from useful i am. and when i see the disparity i'd be all :hyper; wowzers!@! i knew it'd be bad, but holly uselessness!!! :hyper; i guess we has teh words, but without those things not very good places to fling 'em! well sorry there fella. but i dun really see how it could be anything else. quite frankly. and if ur in the special author club you get a signed copy!!
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 2, 2023 16:08:12 GMT
gosh. i suppose they must've. i'd like to see them side by side us to see just how far from useful i am. and when i see the disparity i'd be all :hyper; wowzers!@! i knew it'd be bad, but holly uselessness!!! :hyper; reminds me of a nate bargatze joke where he's like, if i got sent back in a time machine... i'd be so useless. just kind of looks arounf and shrugs. like you try to explain what metal is or any sort of modern thing and people would just think ur crazy! cuz it isn't like i can actually make or demonstrate any of it! i guess we'll just save them here for some future time. who name a character caffeine anyway!@# the booko is starting to rebother me again!@#$ ;snooked; *goes and grabs my medium coat* ahh thats better.
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 5, 2023 13:17:29 GMT
reminds me of a nate bargatze joke where he's like, if i got sent back in a time machine... i'd be so useless. just kind of looks arounf and shrugs. like you try to explain what metal is or any sort of modern thing and people would just think ur crazy! cuz it isn't like i can actually make or demonstrate any of it! yeah, it's pretty much exactly like that! luckily since we're in our own time nobody asks us to demonstrate how to make metal or plastic or anything at all. cuz then we'd just shout, LOOG ON UTUBE DUMY!! :B or dum dum maybe. not sure what we'd call them at that point. more of a thing you decide in the moment. sweet! our specialty!! it's great when all we have to do is what our instinct has us do anyway. *applerub* but pretend. i can't actually touch you after u've been playing arounf in a puspuddle!! even if i did push you into it. which i don't recall, but assume to be so. saved by the medium coat!! it's like this author's brilliance transcends time!! also, i think we live in a world now where kids ARE named caffeine! did i tell you i had a student named Mylove. that's what his parents went with. holy fuck! i think they were high all the time, including naming time.
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 7, 2023 16:48:22 GMT
yeah, it's pretty much exactly like that! luckily since we're in our own time nobody asks us to demonstrate how to make metal or plastic or anything at all. cuz then we'd just shout, LOOG ON UTUBE DUMY!! :B or dum dum maybe. not sure what we'd call them at that point. more of a thing you decide in the moment. FFSJFCDUMMYFACE LOOG AT TEH TOOBZ also, if i was in the wrong times instead of my own time i couldn't really do the things people of that time do either!@# like, ehh... hunt something, or build a log cabin or fuck i dunno, old timey stuff!@$#$@ if it weren't for our amazing instincts NONE OF THIS WOULD BE SAVED ANYWHERE! tragic. i don't see anyone else in the vicinity that's... wow. Ourlove. meet ur new little sister Fuckedhard! ;wub; god dammit. edited to add, i should have went with Creampie! or maybe Rubberbroke!
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Post by isthisamo on Jul 12, 2023 14:38:08 GMT
FFSJFCDUMMYFACE LOOG AT TEH TOOBZ also, if i was in the wrong times instead of my own time i couldn't really do the things people of that time do either!@# like, ehh... hunt something, or build a log cabin or fuck i dunno, old timey stuff!@$#$@ exactly! they'd be all, LOOG AT THIS FUCKER! THIS IS THE MOST USELESS HUMAN I'VE EVER SEEN!@#@ if this is our future we are right and truly fucked!!! :whew: i imagine sometime in the distant future this stuff will be heralded as some of the greatest works to come out of the 21st century! i can see why all suspicion is on me at this time. but it's possible the puser fled! :stuburn: oh! rubberbroke. that's good. maybe later on the line like the 4th kid, is named ohgodwhathavewedone or something. or maybe just hugemistake.
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Post by ditkanate on Jul 25, 2023 20:31:58 GMT
exactly! they'd be all, LOOG AT THIS FUCKER! THIS IS THE MOST USELESS HUMAN I'VE EVER SEEN!@#@ if this is our future we are right and truly fucked!!! yes! right and truly! they'd probably say it just like that too! a true time capsule of the brilliance of our era. oh man! some horrible puser totally pused you into that puspuddle! ;floet; I THINK THEY RAN THAT WAY! *you run off as i look in the direction you pointed* hugemistake meat your new little brother AAHHHHHGGGHGHI'MGOINGTOKILLMYSELF!#@$$#@$#@
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Post by isthisamo on Aug 1, 2023 22:45:31 GMT
yes! right and truly! they'd probably say it just like that too! of course they did! it's old bae past times! :pointstohaid: *continues to not know stuff* yes! that is exactly wad we're making here! and! now we're going to condense it down into easily digestible video chunks for this fuckstick society we live in now! i hope they all appreciate it! which i doubt they will! this made me chuckle right and truly dost so! technically everything i said was true except for the ran that way part! *later* AAHHHHHGGGHGHI'MGOINGTOKILLMYSELF!#@$ meat your new little sister ididn'tdiebuti'vegivenuponlife. we think she's retarded so be nice.
also, i see fiona stopped by to offer us some sweet ai tips for when we're ready for the bigtime! :highfive: which we will be soon.
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Post by ditkanate on Aug 27, 2023 18:04:19 GMT
of course they did! it's old bae past times! :pointstohaid: *continues to not know stuff* they look at us and basically have a vision of the future like idiocracy! we are the manifestation of it!@# we just have to continue being the selfless civilization preservers that we are! we won't be appreciated until long after we're dead, but it still feels good to know we are doing our part, ya know? i mean, you COULD have run that way... you just changed your mind! ;stuburn; maybe the next kid is just named
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Post by isthisamo on Nov 8, 2023 8:01:19 GMT
they look at us and basically have a vision of the future like idiocracy! we are the manifestation of it!@# i think the difference from reality and idiocracy is kinda splitting hairs at that point. really. like, close enough. it does feel good. i've never felt better. i don't think. i don't remember really. but i don't think so. i don't think i've ever felt so fulfilled! I RAN THAT WAY! I MEAN HE! HE DID! THAT FUCKING PUSER! you might still be able to catch him. if you move quickly. tho now that i think about it, as pused as you are, you probably can't catch him. :console: best name i've ever heard of, tbh. HEY STRAIGHT FACE!! PANTS! NOW!!
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Post by ditkanate on Dec 27, 2023 4:34:57 GMT
i think the difference from reality and idiocracy is kinda splitting hairs at that point. really. like, close enough. i'm trying to think of a way to argue this point with you, or split the hairs even and am coming up empty. i'm quite full also! tho that may just be the remnants of xmas dinner. but also feeling good! very useful and good and nice and full. i've never seen anyone pused that much that successfully ran down their puser. especially with the head start they have at this point. just sit down and admit pusdefeat. the kid just and gets pants and and walks out. man.. best kid evar!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Dec 29, 2023 8:49:08 GMT
i'm trying to think of a way to argue this point with you, or split the hairs even and am coming up empty. so it's decided, there is no appreciable difference between our interactions with each other here and the future depicted in idiocracy. yeah, this sounds right to me. the only difference is that we know most of the common english words. :B well, sweet! :highfive: so much for #lifeinshambles more like #kickinglifesass #bitch yeah. *sits in puspuddle* *it's not nice* that DOES sound like the best kid ever! i can't imagine how a kid could be better, other than maybe not existing.
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Post by ditkanate on Feb 20, 2024 2:23:25 GMT
so it's decided, there is no appreciable difference between our interactions with each other here and the future depicted in idiocracy. yeah, this sounds right to me. the only difference is that we know most of the common english words. :B well, yeah we know some words, but if it was somehow up to us to point humanity in a non-idiocracy future direction.... i think we'd be in a tough spot. *we let people roam around the forearm* *maybe that will help* ;dunno; life unshambled! whoo! *worried i might be in unspace* *applerubsquish* NO OFFENSE TO ALL TEH FIND A GRETA KIDS OUT THERE OFC. don't worry that you aren't the best kid evar. it is very hard to compete with the nonexisting kids!!@#
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Post by isthisamo on Feb 25, 2024 12:33:36 GMT
well, yeah we know some words, but if it was somehow up to us to point humanity in a non-idiocracy future direction.... i think we'd be in a tough spot. *we let people roam around the forearm* *maybe that will help* ;dunno; brother! what a great idea! that was way better than the nothing ideas i had! :highfive: i consider the world saved at this point. a valid concern given evidence at hand. and NOT at hand! :worried: IS THAT AN UNGOAT OVER THERE!@ ?
no sir, that's just a regular goat.
:whew: i'm pretty sure that's the only kind of applerub you can have once you've been pused into a puss puddle. exactly! it's hard to be something and compete with being nothing. even though they seem kinda close, they're actually opposites. so that puts these kids in a tough spot.
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Post by ditkanate on Apr 17, 2024 12:52:51 GMT
brother! what a great idea! that was way better than the nothing ideas i had! :highfive: i consider the world saved at this point. the world may not end up better, but it won't be idiocracy exactly! ;vernoog; it is always nice to see a regular goat, but especially nice at this moment! exactly! it's hard to be something and compete with being nothing. even though they seem kinda close, they're actually opposites. so that puts these kids in a tough spot. [/quote] that IS tough! i'm not even sure that made sense!!@#@#@ poor dumbfuck kids.
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Post by isthisamo on May 1, 2024 10:49:52 GMT
the world may not end up better, but it won't be idiocracy exactly! ;vernoog; won't it? :headscrooch? :suspicious: i've never been more relieved to see a goat! u sense or no sense. kids suck ass!! that's a known fact! put that in ur pipe and smoke it!
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